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On November 13th, 2006, Matsumoto Hitoshi and Kondo Masahiko faced off against each other for the title of "number one hustlers in the entertainment world."
The tense atmosphere caused Kondo and Matsumoto to lose their minds.
And as a result of that, Kondo Masahiko lost his victory.
Well, my last fight with Matsumoto was a draw, but...
Well, I got a call from Matsumoto at night to my house.
When I think about it, I think I lost.
I said it with tears in my eyes.
Well, I think it's okay.
Matsumoto, who was wiped out of shame and revived, created his own grand billiard stadium and paved the way for the true billiard king of the entertainment world.
And this time, Matsumoto chose...
Asuma Mikihisa.
Asuma Mikihisa has been improving his technique in professional games since he was in fourth grade.
Matsumoto will play the same game as Asuma Mikihisa against Asuma Mikihisa's delicate shots from that completed form.
It's time for the billiards match.
Matsumoto...
I don't think I'll lose no matter what happens...
But I'm confident.
Come at me.
My opponent this time...
I came all the way here without running away...
But I'd like to praise him for that.
The result will be clear in 2 or 3 minutes.
Thank you.
Now, the world's strongest billiards stadium is finally wearing white.
Emergency plan!
Matsumoto Hitoshi on his way to become the billiards king of the entertainment world!
Chapter 1!
Matsumoto Hitoshi vs. Asuma Mikihisa!
Matsumoto Hitoshi showed up at the magnificent and large billiards stadium that he created with his own hands to become the billiards king of the entertainment world.
His eyes are there to see the billiards balls.
And his hands are there to grab the ball, Matsumoto says.
What kind of shot will he show us with this prideful ball?
And now appearing from the center...
Billiards king of billiards, Asuma Mikihisa!
He has 15 years of billiards history and is now standing in front of Matsumoto.
What kind of shot will Asuma Mikihisa show us with his long history?
Thank you!
I'm looking forward to it!
First, the banking that decides who goes first.
You cushion the ball in front of you and the one who gets closer to you will go first.
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Azuma Mikihisa goes first.
Round one!
The game is decided by nine ball rules, and the one who scores nine first wins.
Azuma, with his first break, gets number two and three!
Next, Azuma decides which number he wants in his right corner pocket.
And he gets it!
The next target is number four in the lower left corner.
He gets number nine in one go with a cushioned ball!
Oh, it went in!
One more time!
I wasn't looking! I was only looking at the ball!
That was a "canon shot" where he cushioned the ball with number four and got number nine on the side.
It's a shot that requires professional technique!
What am I saying?
Is this polite?
Wait a minute! I'm not like that!
One more time!
Matsumoto, with his best shot in round two!
Azuma, with his break shot, gets number seven!
Ah!
He drops number one in the side pocket, but he scratches his handball.
This is difficult.
Matsumoto sets up his handball in an easy-to-hit position and enters his first shot of the game.
His aim is the corner pocket on the lower right.
I got it.
But...
Uh...
Calm down.
Matsumoto gets number two without hesitation!
And he puts number three in the side pocket.
And number four, too!
And he continues to hit number five!
But...
His handball is in a difficult position.
Asuma drops it and Matsumoto enters his second shot of the game.
His aim is the right corner pocket.
Matsumoto beautifully gets the 6th!
Next, he aims for the 8th in the corner.
This is also a difficult shot and only 9th will be left.
However, since the 8th shot was too weak, Matsumoto left behind a difficult shot.
Now, how will he get the 9th?
Why?! It's already 1mm!
Asuma gets it!
Matsumoto gets it!
But the last one is difficult, right?
That one is quite difficult.
But it's my win.
I don't know.
Matsumoto starts crying again and it's Round 3.
Now, with Matsumoto's break, the game starts.
First, with a break shot, he gets the 4th!
Using the cushion, Matsumoto aims for the 1st.
But it's a foul!
Asuma sets the ball for the 1st.
He aims for the side pocket.
First, for the 1st.
Then for the 2nd, he gets it!
Asuma misses the 3rd and scratches his handball.
Matsumoto sets up his handball for the 3rd.
No matter what, it gets to the corner!
Next, he uses the cushion and backshots to aim for the 5th.
Miss!
Azuma gets the 5th, which Matsumoto missed, into the first corner.
And he gets the 6th as well.
Next, Azuma aims for the 7th, which is in the upper left corner.
Oh my! The 7th, which he missed, returns with the cushion and gets the 9th!
Once again, Azuma wins!
I'm sick of this!
I don't want it!
I'm going home!
Thank you very much!
Good evening, idol fans all over the world.
That eternal star, Momoe Yamaguchi, who raised Seiko Matsuda and Kyoko Koizumi to become a star,
that Carrey Higashino, has returned to this ring.
Champion Carrey Higashino enters the ring!
Carrey Higashino enters the ring!
The challengers are entering the ring!
Now, it is time for the challengers to enter the ring.
Now, the dream and hope of the idols have been lit.
The challengers have shown us their beautiful appearance!
The red one is the champion, Carrie Higashino!
The black one is the senior, Carrie Higashino!
The blue one is the ultimate promotion member, Inoue Mami!
The ultimate promotion member, Inoue Mami has challenged first!
She is a school uniform idol.
Today, she is wearing a school uniform and a ring costume.
The referee who will judge this match is Gentle Hamada.
Oh! Suddenly! Suddenly, Enzinger!
Suddenly, Enzinger has come out!
Oh! No matter what, it's a vital attack!
It's a vital recovery!
What's going on?
Is the promoter angry?
Oh! Here it is!
Carrie Higashino's first attack has begun!
Oh! It's quite strong!
It's quite strong!
Is Inoue okay?
Now, it's Carrie Higashino's turn!
Oh! Is this a giant swing?
She hit the ring as it is!
Who are you?
I can't take it anymore!
Enough!
It's over!
Let's end it here!
Karin, who just asked for a handshake, has been dismissed from the match.
Will she join the brand move soon?
Karin, who is trying to keep her physical strength up with the brand move,
but she took a step back.
Low kick!
A passionate low kick!
Karin Cho, low kick again!
Karin, who is trying to keep her physical strength up with the brand move,
but she took a step back.
Professor Karin is trying very hard to raise her as an idol.
Karin, go!
It hurts! It hurts!
Don Masumoto is here! Again, a head-to-head attack!
Don Masumoto is showing his heroism! The strongest promoter in business!
Don Masumoto is still quiet, but...
Karin is in the ring!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
A top-level promo killer!
Will she fly from here?
A one-shot blow!
And she flew!
Karin avoided this!
How is she going to carry it?
Is she going to take it with her legs?
She's still taking it with her legs, but somehow she's holding it with both of her legs.
Karin avoided this!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Is it a file driver? A file driver!
Karin avoided this!
She doesn't have any mercy!
She doesn't have any mercy for a stranger!
Now, she's taking it with her arms.
Oh, is she going to do a ground technique?
Now, she's turning it. What kind of fight is this?
Is she going to take it with her legs?
But here's a power-up! A nostalgic power-up!
What a great fight by all of the drivers!
They've been giving back very enthusiastic responses.
And now, we have a team of three here.
A team of three female drivers.
They're going to attack Karin.
Will Karin avoid this attack?
There's quite a difference in their caution.
Karin has lifted up the water bottle and thrown it up!
Don't stand up!
You're a child!
Idols are like that!
They're like that!
Now, Karin has lifted up the water bottle and thrown it up!
Now, the power-up is dropped!
It's a dangerous situation!
First, she took it with her arms.
She took it with her legs.
She took it with her arms.
She took it with her chest.
She's still looking relaxed.
She's only a second behind herself.
And now, it's a very painful match in the water bottle.
Will she be able to make it?
She's got it in her!
Will she be able to make it?
She's got it in her!
It hurts! It hurts!
They're both taking their feet off!
She's got it in her!
He's got a lot of strength.
Middle kick!
Look at his face! Look at his face!
Both of them have very serious faces.
Rock Rock!
He dropped his knee.
He's got a funny face.
Let's continue!
Now, this is a very important kick, but...
The knuckle part is in the middle of the screen!
There's another movement again!
Once again they did a movement!
Wait! They're having a debate!
They're having a debate!
Carry!
"My Carry" once again!
At the far end!
Carry leans forward and quickly grabs the idol!
This attempt brought Fang on fire!
Started with Rock!
Sappo raised his arm!
aired him off!
Fang dodged the kick in the middle!
And uses Rock!
Carry's flying in!
Now Antos is trying to escape!
He wants to show off his body!
He's got a great posture!
Piramid hand push up!
Now he's grabbing his butt!
He's grabbing his butt!
He's trying to get into his costume!
And a push up!
A push up to his butt!
And a knuckle punch!
He's trying to get into his body!
He can't do it!
Give up now!
Now, after a fierce battle, 10 teams of idols have gathered in the ring.
Right now, the best idols are about to be passed on from Defley's Gentle Hamada.
Shut up, Shiba Inu.
The best player is Hayase Shibata!
The best player in the south is Hayase Shibata, who is also a professional player.
Shiba Inu did his best, but there were a lot of complaints.
Can you show us Kyary's neck?
It's amazing.
Well, but next time it's Kyary's 20-man pull.
Yes, thank you.
Um, Hong Kong will let Imano do it.
I'm sorry, but I refuse.
Yes, so everyone, thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work!
That was Kyary and Shiba Inu's Idol Tournament!
Hello. Good evening.
Today, I'm going to do my best with Hama-chan's golf.
It's a special, you know.
It's really suitable for a special.
I'm going to pick up this guy and beat him up with my golf.
Well, that's the plan.
Oh, she's here.
She's here. She's here all by herself.
Tonight's special guest is Yuko Tanaka.
No, I'm not!
It's Misako Tanaka.
I've never seen you play golf.
No, no!
You know, once...
No, I don't!
When we were shooting the drama, I was swinging like this...
and you were staring at me like...
You can't do that!
Wait, wait...
I often do it early in the morning.
I often swing my butt like...
Shut up!
You can't do that!
I just did that...
but it's early in the morning, you know?
As for the rules...
we'll play three times.
The one who gets two out of three wins.
Is that okay?
That's okay, but...
it's a game.
There's a win or a lose.
If I may say so...
if I win...
please let me kiss you.
I've never done that in a drama before.
I've never seen you come this close and blow it out like that.
What if you win?
If I lose...
if you win...
I'll let you kiss me.
But kissing is nice.
Right?
With one of the staff.
Give me a break!
Then with the most important person in this show...
That man!
Are you saying you'll kiss him?
That's right!
If I win, I'll kiss you properly.
Okay.
Good sense!
So...
What?
Let's go.
Title call.
What's that?
Fama-chan's golf lesson!
First hole.
Look at this.
7th hole.
Interesting.
378 yards per hole.
This is a little tricky, isn't it?
Yes, I've done it before.
Misako Tanaka will hit!
Everyone, please pay attention.
The camera is rolling.
Why is it rolling?
Huh?
This is Zengoku-net.
I'm Suzy.
I'll hit.
Yes!
Oh, I'm out of tea.
You look like you're crying.
No, you have to put strength into it.
Yes!
(Laughter)
Hey!
What? What? What?
You were shaking a lot from behind!
(Laughter)
Even if I shake, I don't fly!
(Laughter)
You were shaking a lot!
(Laughter)
What is it? What is it?
Alright!
(Laughter)
Oh!
Nice shot!
(Applause)
(Laughter)
Oh!
Well, that's a great hit!
Nice shot!
(Laughter)
No, no, no!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Oh!
See! It went well!
(Laughter)
Alright!
It's the next course!
(Sigh)
I won!
(Laughter)
You won!
You're still looking over there!
I was looking over there!
You're so close!
No, no, no!
He's saying "this way", so don't say it!
(Laughter)
I was looking over there!
What? Do you want to win that much?
(Laughter)
Do you not like kissing me that much?
(Laughter)
Oh!
It came off!
Oh!
(Laughter)
Don't ride it!
(Laughter)
Oh!
Come on!
Where?
Over there!
In front of the green?
No, no!
In front of the bunker!
Oh!
That's a good spot!
(Clears throat)
Oh, crap!
(Sniff)
The moment I hit it...
Will there be ice?
(Laughter)
Here I go!
(Clears throat)
Oh, yes!
(Sigh)
It went to the left, as I thought...
Nice one!
(Applause)
Let's say "nice one"!
(Applause)
You can ride this properly.
(Laughter)
Good.
(Applause)
Good, isn't it?
If it's like this...
It's about the same distance as when Hama-chan approached earlier.
(Laughter)
We have no choice but to shoot appropriately.
Oh, it's rustling.
Oh, it's fine.
It's nice touch!
No way!
But if we don't shoot next time, we'll lose to Hama-chan, right?
Give me a hand!
Wait a minute!
You're better than me!
You're better?
You're a little better than me.
Yes, yes, yes.
One meter to the left.
(Laughter)
You're so mean.
You can shoot it in front of the camera.
It's going down, you know.
(Laughter)
You're always lying.
You're weak, aren't you?
(Groans)
All right, if Hama-chan is happy here...
It's hard!
The audience is about my size.
It bends a lot.
I'll shoot it in for sure.
(Laughter)
If I don't shoot it in, I'll die!
All right.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Sir...
Was I too strong?
All right.
Hey, amateur, give me a mark.
I don't like this distance.
I don't like it.
Damn it!
All right!
What's with that angry face?
All right!
I thought you were in danger.
No. 10, 340 yen.
Damn it!
I'll try to hit it while looking at you.
Right, Misako?
Yes. That's a good thing.
I'll try to hit it while looking at you.
He's licking me.
It fell.
All right, all right.
It's flying forward, you know.
It's starting to crack.
Nice shot!
That's...
All right, all right.
I think it's fine like that.
But it's easier for me.
I'll hit it towards the pond.
For now.
Nice shot.
Nice.
Breathe out. Breathe in.
What are you saying?
Just barely.
You're wonderful!
You saved me.
Well, well.
Oh, it went in.
Cha-pong!
Is it over now?
Not yet!
You're more fun than me!
Look at the top of the ball and hit it.
This is nice!
Oh!
This is nice!
Turururu~
I didn't know that!
This is fun!
Oh!
This is bad!
This is...
How about you, Kato-san?
I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm fine!
(Laughs)
It's good!
I wanted to bring it closer...
You're weak, aren't you?
If I put this in, it's over, isn't it?
Then let's sleep out here.
That's what we're going to do.
But...
Put it in!
It can't be helped.
It's disgusting!
You said it!
Can you do it here?
Of course!
I can't do it like this.
I'm sorry.
Which one should I kiss?
You said it first, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
How many seconds?
Let's say it.
Ten seconds.
You said you'd count it.
Really?
Yes.
I don't know how long it'll be.
Tantanto!
Pappappatto!
Yes.
What if it's in a magazine?
This is a big picture!
Close your eyes.
I want to see it, too!
Thank you for it.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
I can't stand it!
Five!
You said it first!
Five!
Let's blow it up!
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten!
It stinks!
How was it?
It was...
soft.
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Santa Claus, when are you coming?
Are you playing with me?
Santa Claus won't bring you a gift if you don't sleep.
I see. Then I have to go to bed early.
You're a cute boy.
Good night.
Shall we go?
Sweet dreams.
Good night.
Santa Claus, when are you coming?
Don't say that. You're a bad guy.
What's with you?
Santa Claus, when are you coming?
What's with you?
Stop it!
You talk too much.
You talk too much. It's your job!
Stop it! Stop it!
It's not your job!
It's your job!
Stop it!
Look!
Stop it!
Get your hands off me!
All of you, get out!
What's he talking about?
I can't understand what he's saying.
Didn't you like him?
I don't like your attitude.
Your attitude is bad!
I'm telling you...
Stop it!
It hurts!
Stop it!
It hurts!
You talk too much!
I'm not going to get in your way.
What's he talking about?
Stop it!
You're annoying!
Stop it!
Really!
Stop it!
You're late!
Stop it!
Let me go!
Don't say it's too late!
Wait, wait, wait! I can't say it!
Do it! Do it!
I got it. I got it.
Don't say it like that.
It's the rhythm.
It's lame. It's lame.
It's lame if you say it like that.
It's too late for that, isn't it?
I don't know.
That's enough! That's enough!
Stop it!
Stop the camera!
I don't know.
When will you stop it?
How about you try hitting me one more time?
Are you stupid?
What are you doing?
Hey!
Which one is wrong?
I'm not wrong!
Stop it!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
It's exactly the same as last year.
You say the same thing as last year.
You said it a lot last year.
I haven't thrown it yet.
What are you looking at?
Come out! Come out!
Come out!
We will now play the song of the Bakado High School, which has just been established.
"The Heart of a Train".
The Heart of a Train
Mattress, you came here in search of me, didn't you?
I know. You always say you're with me, don't you? Thank you!
Look, Mattress! I saw it!
The thing I wanted to see the most...
Ruben's picture!
That's why I'm so happy right now.
Mattress, you're tired, aren't you?
I'm tired, too. I feel very sleepy.
The Heart of a Train
I'll take you to heaven!
Wait a minute!
Are you ready?
I'll take you to heaven!
I think we can do it!
Slow down, slow down!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch! Sorry, sorry!
Hey!
I can't do it!
You can't do it?
Yeah!
You can't do it?
I can't!
All right! Give me some money!
All right!
Do it! Do it!
All right!
The End
Today, everyone, it's a special "the competition"!
Now, two gorgeous musicians will lead "the competition"!
Who will lead the Japanese music team?
Here they are!
First of all, here I am!
I came all the way from America!
The Geisha Girls Team!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
Where are we now?
Oh, you mean Ken-san and Sho-san?
Yes, yes, yes!
They were really busy!
Oh, really?
Where are we now?
Your Japanese is terrible!
Don't talk to me like that!
No, I'm sorry!
Today, we have a strong rival!
What?!
A musician who uses Japanese rock music!
A musician?!
Now, let me introduce you!
The opponent team!
THE BLUEHEARTS!
- Are you ready? - I'm ready!
- You don't look like you're up for it! - I'm in trouble! It's a battle!
- Don't be stupid! - You're good!
- But I'm up for it! - You're up for it!
The BLUEHEARTS' best album will be released on January 1st!
- Kada, you! - Yes, sir!
- Don't say a word! - Yes, sir!
- You're a rock musician! - Yes, I am!
- Who will lead the music scene? - Yes!
- Let's make it clear! - Yes, sir!
- The first round! - Yes, sir!
- The first round is "Dad's Song", which was popular last time! - Yes, sir!
- The first song is "Dad's Song"! - Yes, sir!
- Now, BLUEHEARTS! - Yes, sir!
- There are various sounds in this CD! - Yes, sir!
- And you'll decide on a theme with a roulette! - Yes, sir!
- You'll make a song with ad-libs and make a sentence! - Yes, sir!
- Are you ready? - Do you know what it is?
- I'm sure you know what it is! - Yes, sir!
- I didn't know you'd react like that! - Yes, sir!
- Are you ready? - Yes, sir!
- Let's start with... - Yes, sir!
- Geisha Girls! - Yes, sir!
- Hey, are you okay? What are you doing? - Yes, sir!
- Hurry up! It's getting dark! - Yes, sir!
- Now, Geisha Girls! - Yes, sir!
- Please spin the roulette! - Yes, sir!
- Let's start! - Yes, sir!
Start!
- Oh, it's Mr. Haruma. - Start!
I am a police officer!
Let's start with Geisha Gaorou's team!
I am a police officer!
Ready!
Recently, there is no dimension in this seven-turn book!
Even today, I have a feeling that peaceful days will end like this!
If there is nothing in this book, there is no dimension in it!
- Originally, we police officers... - Hurry up!
- Use it! - Hurry up! - Use it more!
- There is no dimension in it! - No!
- However, there was no such thing! - No!
- Suddenly... - Yes!
- In this room... - Yes!
- A phone rang! - It rang!
- A phone rang! - A phone rang again!
- Chief, what's going on?! - You're always calling me "chief"!
- It's "touch"!
- I've been shot!
- "Touch"!
- What's going on?!
- Chief, instead of that...
- What's going on?!
- Actually...
- It's a doja cat!
- Where is it?!
- Doja cat?!
- You're lying!
- I can say anything!
- Chief! You're always joking!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Hurry up and say what you want!
- Actually...
- You're lying!
- "Touch"!
- It's so difficult!
- You're lying! - For now, it's an emergency!
- A robbery! A robbery!
- Go immediately!
- Ride a frog and go!
- Fire!
- It's an egg-shaped baby!
I-it's like someone's talking to me.
Time's up!
Now, let's see which team has the most points!
Let's spin the roulette and see which team has the most points!
Now, let's see which team has the most points!
Now, Hirotsu-san.
Yes.
Start!
Girlfriend and Deco!
Sniffing through the night...
- It's okay! - You're on a date with her, right?
- It's my boyfriend's date plan! - I see, I see...
- I'm going to sniff through the night! - What do you mean?
- Oh, that's what you mean! - That's what you mean!
- I see, I see... - That's what you mean!
- The writing ability is different! - I see, I see...
- I see, it's a wonderful thing! - I see, I see...
Sniffing through the night...
The charisma of the calibut!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Yanji Kohen!
What did you just say?
- Um... - What did you say?
What is charisma of the calibut?
- Um... - And what kind of sound did you make with it?
- You can do anything with it! - It's a quiz!
It's not a quiz!
Oh, you're so aggressive!
- Who said you could do that? - It's not a quiz!
- It's a writing plan! - Yes, yes...
- Do you understand? - Story!
- Yes!
Please!
Jennifer, you're late!
- Oh, Jennifer! - Jennifer!
- It's not a quiz! - That's OK! That's OK!
- What time do you think it is? - I see...
- At that time... - Yes!
- The church bell... - Yes!
- Just rang at 12 o'clock! - Yes!
Did it really ring?
You're so simple-minded!
OK! OK!
Before the bell rang at 12 o'clock, Jennifer appeared!
- Yes! - Good!
- It's good! - Good!
This year will end soon!
- Five minutes... - Oh, it's a woman's line!
- Yes! - Oh, I see!
- It's a play! - I see!
In two minutes...
1994 will end...
- Let's grow old together! - I see!
- Jennifer, I'm glad you made it in time! - Yes!
It's like a rugby match!
Look this way!
OK! Let's kiss!
Not in the car.
- In the car? - Suddenly in the car!
When did you want to meet in the middle of the car?
Now, it's touch!
Let's go without worrying about it.
It's symphony music!
Do it forever!
Isn't there any other CD?
Is there such a CD?
Yes, there is!
Now, play the CD and play it again!
Now, it's touch!
Let's go buy a CD!
Now, the CD you bought...
You bought a CD!
You played it.
Watch out! You'll get into an accident!
While I was operating the CD...
...my hands were numb...
...and I wasn't looking ahead...
...so I did it!
It's symphony music!
It was such a fun date!
Sorry for ruining it, Jennifer!
Let's go to the police!
Good evening!
I did it!
Oh, there's a police car!
Let's go!
100 people!
One is Geisha Girls Team and one is Blue Heart Team.
Which one is better?
Let's decide it with a switch!
Well, switch...
On!
How about it?!
56 to 44, Blue Heart Team wins!
What will happen in the second round?
In the second round, it's the same as in the first round.
They will compete with their nipples.
I've heard that your nipples are pretty weak.
Give me a break!
Now, this is a team competition.
Each of you will send out a representative player.
The one who wins two rounds will compete.
Nipples...
Open!
Wow, Marcy, you look like a child!
Wow, it's beautiful!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Hino... Hinoto...
Yes?
You're playing too much.
Not yet!
Start!
You two, stay away!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Start...
Hey, win!
I was crying before, too!
Do it! Do it!
I'm watching you.
Huh?
So cool!
Start!
Pull!
What are you doing?
Pull each other!
Stay away!
Pull each other's laundry scissors!
Don't get close!
Put your hands in front of you!
It's like a grandma's day off.
What are you doing?
Put your hands in front of you!
One more time!
I'm sweating.
Start!
It won't end!
Stay away!
Pull each other!
Start!
Let's go!
Okay!
It won!
It won! It won! It won!
Take it off! Take it off!
It won't end!
Stay away!
Take it off!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Take it off! Take it off!
There! There!
Move!
Take it off!
Take it off! Take it off!
Do you know how to do it?
Move! Move!
You're getting closer and closer!
Take it off!
Ken-san, you're dangerous! Take it off! Take it off!
The winner of this match is Blue One!
And last but not least, the third round!
Don't worry about the third round!
Of course!
The third round was also good.
It was all about guts!
Both teams are waiting down there.
The other team will get in this car with their faces sticking out.
And we'll see which team will move forward.
The team that kisses the person they're waiting for will lose.
I see.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Now, which team will go where?
Please discuss!
That guy!
You're always like that!
You always want me to discuss!
You always want me to do what I want!
Seriously!
I don't know what you want me to do!
You always want me to discuss!
Open your mouth!
Not now!
Let's go! Ready!
You're scared, aren't you?
I'm not scared!
But you still don't have guts!
Let's go!
The lower team, start!
Hey!
You're still here!
Now!
You have to move forward before the lower team!
Let's go! Start!
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Start!
Get ready!
Machine, start!
Now, raise your chin properly!
Let's go!
Next up is Mr. Shou!
Start!
Let's go! Start!
OK!
Now, let's go!
Next up is...
The Geisha Girls' team!
It's getting pretty close!
Start!
OK!
Now...
Just...
Just a little more!
Now, let's go!
By the way...
Hiroto is already closing his eyes!
Let's go!
Blue Archie's team, start!
It's a cat! It's a cat!
Mouths are prized!
Octopus!
Let's do it, Blast Team!
Start!
One more centimeter! Two more centimeters!
Why do you put lipstick on your nose when you're bumping into it?!
That's enough!
Let's do it! Start!
Let's do it!
That's all for "the showdown special"! This time, the blue out team won!
THE END
It is 6 o'clock in the morning now.
In fact, today at KOTSUEI KANJI's location,
Hokkaido is tied up with KIRORO RESORT's MOUNTAIN HOTEL.
Today, I would like to attack the sleepy cats who are tired of work.
This is my favorite room.
I'm sleepy.
I can't sleep.
Why? Why do you want me to come back?
Let's sit down.
*slurp slurp*
It's a failure.
Hong Kong is sleeping now, so let's wake up and attack.
Let's do it little by little.
I'm scared.
I'd better wake up.
Shit!
Hong Kong, Guangzhou, Dongmen, Lien, Mandou Airport, Shenzhen, Zhejiang, Guangdong...
Tears...
Tears came out of my eyes.
I don't know what's going on.
I hope something good will happen to Hong Kong.
I hope something good will happen to Hong Kong!
Be happy! Be happy!
Damn it!
Now, this show attacks Godz's regular sleepiness!
But, dear viewers, who do you want to see wake up?!
One, two...
Ama-chan!
I knew it!
Now, let's attack Ama-chan's sleepiness!
I'm nervous...
I wonder if it's coming out of here...
Stop it!
Hey, hey!
Stop it!
Why did you put that in there?!
Why?!
Why did you put that in there?!
Why?!
Nine years! Until the ninth year!
Japan is going to be the largest bandai in the world!
Why did you put it in there?!
Stop it!
I didn't put it in there!
Nestle, Japan's supply and delivery.
In your room, an angel descends.
I can finally meet him!
Graham Hammer's long-awaited first album is finally complete!
The propheted New York sound is now here.
Tonight, I'll sing only for you.
Soon, I'll toast with Graham...
...on the night of the Ascension.
Oh, you mean Graham.
Yes, please.
More importantly, go on a date with him.
Come on, director, you always say stupid things.
Your face is cute, isn't it?
You too, Mr. Higashino.
Isn't this the first time you've said it?
Yes, everyone says it like that, but it's only in "Fast and Furious".
Please, call me.
Would you like me to go on a date with you?
Come on, director, you always say stupid things.
Your face is cute, isn't it?
You too, Mr. Higashino.
Please, call me.
Okay, I'll call you.
Really? Thank you very much.
Please, call me.
Go on a date with him.
Come on, director, you always say stupid things.
Your face is cute, isn't it?
You too, Mr. Higashino.
Please, call me.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yes!
My...
Yes!
You are...
Yes!
My life...
Yes!
Oh...
Gura-san...
I want to hug you!
Today is Friday...
Friday...
Sorry, I'm late.
Oh, Yuko-chan, you are late, too!
Hurry up and come here!
Oh, but...
Isn't it a nice car?
I got it for you.
Oh, it's nice, isn't it?
So, where do you want to go on a date?
Today...
I want to go to the sea!
Anywhere is fine!
Huh?
Sea!
So, what tape do you play? Music?
Music...
Ah, I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
It's nice, isn't it?
Right?
Yeah.
You can't stand it, can you?
Ah!
Huh?
What's wrong?
It's raining!
Oh, it's raining...
Viper...
Dead...
Huh?
This?
Wait a minute...
Hey!
You again!
Hey! Get out of my car!
Hey!
I don't know what to say, but are you all right?
Hey! Are you going to give birth again?
Hey!
Give me a birth!
Hey! I don't know you anymore! Go away!
I'm alone, too! Fool me!
What?
I don't know what you're saying!
I'm telling you, go away!
Hey!
Give me a birth!
There are a lot of you!
Which one of you gave me a birth?
Like you did three years ago...
Give me a birth!
I don't know you anymore!
Hey! I don't know what you're saying!
This is a date! Get out of my way!
Hey!
Do you know?
I don't know what you're saying!
You're the only one who doesn't know!
Get out of my way!
Go away!
Meow!
I said "meow"!
I know!
I'm listening!
Hey!
Eat some more!
Hey!
Like we met on the street of that street corner.
What are you talking about?
Find it!
I don't know!
Hey, half-human!
Hey, you!
You're the only half-human here!
Sarina!
Huh?
Sarina!
Sarina...
Sarina!
You're not Sarina!
You're making fun of me!
Hey!
What are you? Half-human or Sarina?
Which one are you?
Miyu!
I said Miyu!
I know you're Miyu!
Listen to me!
Hey, Miyu!
You're making fun of me!
I'm going on a date with Yugo-chan.
Yugo-chan?
Yes, my friend Yugo-chan.
Yugo-chan?
Huh?
Yes, you.
Are you Yugo-chan?
Yugo-chan...
Hey, Yugo-chan!
You're not Yugo-chan!
You're really Yugo-chan!
Hey!
Get out of my way!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey!
You're making fun of me!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey!
Where are you going?
Hey!
Thief!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
Let me ride it!
(Laughter)
Let's go, let's go!
(Music)
Now, now, I've prepared some wine for you.
I hope you like it.
Jezo! You!
Yes!
How's the cake coming along?
Uncle! The cake!
Such a fine cake!
Here it is, here it is!
Yes!
That boss likes sweet things, you know!
That's right, uncle!
Um, Merry Christmas!
OK, OK, OK, OK!
Thank you!
Hey!
Huh?
Hey, you guys!
Hey!
Now, now!
You too, boss!
Oh, no, no, no!
What's wrong with you?!
Give me back my three million yen!
You came all of a sudden...
Sit down!
Oh, I see...
Hey, wait up!
Sit down slowly!
Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly!
(Singing)
Ah!
Prank!
Damn you!
You called me when I was so busy at the end of the year!
No, I didn't call you...
Huh?!
I'll call you again!
If you don't give it back, I won't think you called me!
No, I won't...
No, you don't have to say you won't give it back!
Listen to me!
Who are you?!
Huh?!
Give me back what you borrowed!
You thin-skinned bastard!
Bastard!
That's right!
Whenever you borrow something, you say "I'm hungry, I'm hungry"!
You're always hungry!
If you give it back...
If you give it back to me, you'll end up like Kurano!
That's a bad face!
You put on pants and a fishing rod on someone's road, and you keep fishing?!
You missed it!
I'm sorry, but...
Hey, hey, you idiot!
Huh?!
There's no point in talking to them.
Huh?!
Is there really no point in talking to them?!
How about we ask that goldfish over there?
You idiot!
Hey, wait a minute!
Brother!
I don't know if I should say this, but...
No, no...
Wait a minute...
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute...
I have customers coming in.
Damn it!
I'm serious!
I know, I know...
But I don't have the courage to say anything bad.
Of course you don't.
No...
If you say that, I'll leave as soon as possible.
Hey, listen to what my brother is saying!
No, no...
You should go home.
Well...
For about a year or so...
You and I...
We did a lot of things...
You and I...
We did a lot of things...
Well, we did a lot of things...
You said it yourself, didn't you?
Well, but...
Don't look at it like that!
There's something again! There's something again!
If there's something again...
I'll put mochi in udon!
I'll help you!
It's better like this! It's better for you to go home!
What's with you?!
Well, well, well, it's fine!
We're busy, too! We can't just chat like this!
You're right!
Don't say it!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hey, you!
You're a bad guy!
Hey!
Don't talk back to anyone!
You're the president!
No, you're the boss!
I've prepared a cake for you!
You're a bad guy!
By the way...
Yes?
Do you have 3 million yen?
Do you have it? Bring it to me!
No, I do have 3 million yen, but...
You're a bad guy!
Hurry up and bring it to me!
You're a bad guy!
Oh, this 3 million yen is...
What?
This...
It was 3 million yen, wasn't it?
This 3 million yen...
My brother just got 3 million yen back from the president!
You're a bad guy!
What? Are you crying?
This 3 million yen...
I just got it back from the president!
I don't know where you got it from, but...
What are you saying?
My brother...
When he was young...
What?
He was told...
Why don't you cry and listen to me?
I'm sorry...
What are you looking at?
Answer me!
Hey!
No one can stop you...
I'm not a Jew, but...
Hey!
What are you doing?
Ask him.
What?
He's an amateur, you know.
Look at you!
You can't do it by force today.
I have a purple jumper, but...
I asked for a kimono.
Get out of here!
Do you want to die?
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
Tomasho, sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down, you bastard!
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
Eat this.
Thanks.
Hey, who do you think you are? Huh?
Say something!
Do you really think you can stop me?
I don't know!
I think...
You stopped me!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?
But I really think...
Today...
First of all...
I owe you...
Money...
President...
Which money, you bastard?
Today...
That...
What's wrong with you, bastard?
Huh?
Is it you?
Huh?
Thank you.
Huh?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
What is it?
Huh?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, do something!
Hey!
Can't you stop it?
What are you doing?
Hey, leave it. Let's go.
I won't say it.
I won't say it!
I think I'll come here and snowboard.
See you later.
Wait a minute!
Look here!
Our shoes are discriminated against!
Why is that?
We are so cool!
I don't know. We are cool.
No one wears shoes like this, dad!
Have sticky shoes on.
You can just go and hit people like that!
Okay.
Let's go where those beginners go today.
They're all beginners.
Let's go to those snowy places.
Yeah!
Go!
What is it?
I don't like it at all.
Don't touch it.
Is it like this?
It's like this.
It's funny.
Don't touch it.
Take a break.
Attention.
Hello.
I just saw it.
You guys are crazy.
You'll get hurt.
The teacher came today.
I learned a lot from the teacher.
I'll go up.
I'll show you something.
I'll do what I'm supposed to do.
Help me!
Can't you drive?
How come you can't drive?
I turned around and you still can't drive?
Wow!
That's obvious!
It's different from my plan, though!
It doesn't work at all!
Fall down! Fall down! Fall down!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I'll be back!
You won! You won!
Move your left foot to the right.
Move your right foot forward.
How is it?
Nothing! Nothing!
You're from downtown, aren't you?
It's Hama-chan!
You're Hama-chan, aren't you?
Okay, everyone, listen up!
Yes!
I'm going to get in the lift now!
Yes!
I'm going up!
Yes!
I just saw it!
You guys!
Yes!
First class!
First class from tenth grade?!
That's fast!
I'm going up now...
Yes!
...and I'm going to see what I can do!
Yes!
Do your best!
Yes!
Wow!
I'm not saying it's a joke, but it's funny to see you like that.
I want to give you perfect happiness.
I'm looking forward to it, I'm looking forward to it, I'm looking forward to it.
Slowly, slowly, hold it with your heel, hold it with your heel, your heels, your heels...
Yeah, hold it with your heels for a long time and hang in there!
Hang in there more, hang in there more!
Even on cold nights like this, we're not alone.
Only last year's and now's part-time jobs
Cancel your trip
It's 8 o'clock in the morning
It's 8 o'clock in the morning?
It's already late
Yugo-chan, Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, Kentaro-kun!
Now, what is my present?
I don't know!
Close your eyes!
Kentaro-kun, it's wonderful!
Thank you!
It was expensive!
Is it good?
Kentaro-kun, now it's my present!
Oh, me too!
Close your eyes!
Merry Christmas!
I'm going to kill Yugo for Christmas!
Let me go!
It's no use!
Help me!
You're late!
You should have come earlier!
Give me back my phone!
You're scary!
Give me back my phone!
No, no, no! We won't call Ahoahoman today!
What did you say?
We're going to fight against Ahoahoman, the strongest robot in battle!
Come out, mecha idiots!
What did you say?
Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk
What's happening?
You're late, too!
Mecha idiots! It's showtime!
You're so Tanner-Prince
You idiots!
So? What are you going to do, Kentaro?
General!
Stop!
General!
Use this guy and finish him off!
Awo-awo!
Kick!
Well, well, you're wrong, but...
Baka-baka!
Chop!
I'm sick of this!
Fight me!
Aho-aho Dog!
Aho-aho Dog is Aho-aho Man's pet and also a good partner.
They are very friendly friends.
I'm sick of this!
(laughter and screams)
Moe! Moe! Moe!
(laughter and screams)
Moe! Moe!
I'll kill you! When else?!
(laughter and screams)
(Laughter)
Oh, it was funny!
(Laughter)
(Music)
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