AISubs v3.5
Research Project! New Prank Camera!
Mr. Mano.
Yes.
What should we do with this?
It's a new kind of prank camera.
I see.
Today, we're going to build it in the east.
It's not here, is it?
It's a prank camera that doesn't have a cover.
Oh, it doesn't have a cover!
It doesn't have a cover.
I see.
Anyway, everyone...
Yes.
We'll do it as planned.
As planned.
We'll do it in the east soon.
No one will benefit from it.
It's fun to watch it at any time.
It's here.
It's in the southeast.
It's over there.
Well...
It's over there.
It's in the middle of Umai.
Really?
Yes.
Let me go there.
It's Umai over there.
Oh...
Where is Kodokyo?
Yes.
It's Umai over there, no matter what you eat.
Kodokyo, can you go there?
Yes, I can.
I'll take you there first.
Do you have a sign there?
Do you have it there?
For now, it's Katayakusoba over there.
It's Umai over there.
Is it Umai over there?
Is that your head?
Is it your head like Katayakusoba?
It's Umai over there.
Hey, don't go!
Don't go!
Prank! Prank!
You scared me! You scared me!
It's a lie! It's all a lie!
Prank!
We are the Kikauerland Party!
It's a lie!
Good morning. Nice to meet you.
Can I speak now?
Yes.
By the way, Higashino-san's head is said to be one- sided, isn't it?
Higashino-san! Higashino-san!
Hey!
Prank! Prank!
You scared me! You scared me!
It's a prank! It's a prank!
It's a lie! This kamaboko is also a lie!
This kamaboko is also a lie!
It's a lie! This is a prank!
It's a prank! It's a prank!
Hey, welcome back!
Hey, come on!
It was delicious.
You said it was delicious! I said you wouldn't do that!
Yes, yes.
Huh?
Yes, please.
Yes.
Please take me to Akasaka's hotel.
Yes, understood.
Oh! The customer's head.
It looks like a katayaki.
Huh?! Wait! Wait! Stop it!
Stop it!
Itadakimasu!
Is it good?
Do it! Do it!
This! See!
Prank!
Prank! Prank!
See! See!
Prank camera!
This is a lie! This is a lie!
Prank camera! Prank camera!
I was surprised!
See! I was surprised!
I love you!
I told you! This is not a prank!
This is not a prank!
Prank camera!
This is not a prank!
I was surprised!
What is this?
This is not a prank!
Let's make "V" with camera.
Let's do "V" at last!
[Laughter]
This is the worst.
Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.
The crow is flying around. The crow is flying around. The crow is flying around.
Crow, crow, crow, crow, it's falling.
It's a traffic jam.
[Phone ringing]
Yes.
This is front. I'm afraid you're off.
Yes.
I forgot to tell you about the message earlier.
Yes.
I'm sorry for the delay.
Yes.
The eastern priest's head looks like a catholic church.
Ah!
Besides, the judges said we had zero talent!
Zero talent? That's tough.
I'm getting depressed.
Tatsuya!
What's wrong? Cheer up!
We're here for you!
We are...
One, two, three, four...
The Counterattack Team!
Shut up!
What are you doing?!
Tatsuya!
What are you doing?!
Do you know how I feel?!
I don't care anymore!
That's right!
The judges said we had zero talent.
Do you know how I feel?!
But...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for saying all those things.
Why?
I hope you two become big stars.
See you!
Wait!
What are you doing, Tatsuya?!
What is it?!
If you jump out of a place like this, you'll die!
Ah, is that what you want?!
Can someone come and help me?!
Stop it!
Is anyone there?!
Ah!
Mitsuru-san!
Tatsuya, please stop them!
(laughs)
NYONYONYONYONYOMINO!
(laughs)
Tatsuya is about to jump off!
Hey!
No!
Hey!
No!
Tatsuya is about to jump off!
NYONYONYONYOMINO!
Ouch!
(laughs)
Bye!
Tatsuya!
(laughs)
No way!
Who's there?!
(laughter)
Go! One! Two!
Okay, two count! Two count!
One!
(laughter)
Go! One!
Two!
(laughter)
Stop it! I'm scared! I'm sorry!
(laughter)
Okay! Okay!
Go! One!
(laughter)
Final!
(laughter)
Give up! Give up! Give up! Shoot 'em!
Shoot 'em!
(bell ringing)
Winner!
Fight!
Hey, they're fighting!
Kick, kick! Kick, kick!
Go, go!
(laughter)
Good evening! I'm Judge Kouhei!
(laughter)
Today, I'll introduce you again and compete with Shirokuma!
Good evening, Judge Kouhei!
Tonight, I want you to tell me clearly,
in that battle on Kawanaka Island,
who was better, Takeda Shingen or Uesugi Keishin?
I made a movie about it, but I don't know much about it!
My pen name is Haruki Kadokawa!
Thank you, Haruki!
Then, I'll call you two again and compete with you!
Here you go!
As expected of you, you're a manly man.
Thank you very much. I'll give you 75 points.
75 points!
But...
This is...
This is 30 points!
It's not 30 points!
30 points!
But!
Yes?
Don't be shy and don't be shy!
I'm not shy!
Do your best!
Well, then!
Today's game is...
"Become Human and Take Your Life" game!
Become Human and Take Your Life
Well...
Well, since you two are here today...
Yes!
I'll let you experience "Become Human and Take Your Life" game!
Thank you very much!
First of all, the first round!
The first round!
Yes!
"Become Human and Take Your Life" game!
This is...
Well, well...
But it's a normal situation.
From now on...
Each of you will do it one by one!
Yes!
And...
Within five seconds...
You will say as many things as you can!
Yes!
As many as you say...
This memory will be sent to your opponent!
Yes!
Did you hear that, Takeda-san?
I heard it!
Just for that...
Yes!
Your opponent will get more and more tense!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Your current state is the best now!
Is this the best?
It's the best!
Well, then!
First of all, rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Hey!
Well, then!
Takeda-san will go first!
"Kokon Tozai"!
Yes!
A celebrity's name that starts with "ko"!
I'll say it!
Start!
Kobayashi Sachiko...
Kobayashi Akira...
Kobayashi Nenji...
It's that fast?!
It's fast!
Didn't you say "five seconds"?
Well, then!
Takeda-san will go first!
Please proceed!
Start!
Yes!
Mr. Uesugi!
OK, OK!
Do you think you've got a good stimulus?
I wish I'd grown my butt out more!
You'll never get used to it!
Now...
Oh, I'm getting a lot of these!
Now, you have to answer a lot of questions and go to your opponent!
Yes!
OK?
Yes!
Now, let's start with Mr. Uesugi!
Yes!
A celebrity wearing glasses!
Now, let's go!
Start!
Kon Omura!
Kenji Suzuki!
Um...
Oh, and...
Kamio Kamioka!
Now, let's go for the third round!
OK, OK, OK!
Um...
Mr. Uesugi, while you're moving...
Please don't say "ah"!
Please!
Next up...
A question for Ms. Takeda!
Question!
Yes!
The contents of an onigiri!
Yes!
Here we go!
Start!
Salmon!
Sashimi!
Kombura!
Umeboshi!
Um...
Mentaigo!
OK!
Let's go for the fifth one!
OK!
Now, let's go for the fifth round!
Start!
Now, let's go for the third round!
No way!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
This is fine. This is fine.
Ouch, it's heavy!
Now, let's go!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's a theme for Uesugi-san!
Ah...
Nobuchi Goroh-san's song's title!
"Blue Apple", "Iron Curtain", "Um...", "Um...", "Oh, yes, yes, yes", "Four People", "Dynamic"!
Now! Only two songs have been released so far!
No, no, no!
You're completely bullying me!
No!
It's been decided in advance!
It's in front of you!
Now, now! Only two songs have been released so far!
Please return two songs!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, it's heavy!
This can't be true!
Now, let's continue!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's a theme for Takeda-san!
Yes!
English!
For now, please say it in English!
English!
Start!
"This is a pen", "thank you", "bye"!
"Hello", "how do you do"?
Yes!
"This is a pen", "thank you", "hello"!
"Hi"!
"Hi", "how do you do"?
Five!
OK!
Now!
Now, Uetsugi-san!
Five songs! Start!
Ouch, it hurts!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Are you alright?
This is the end of the give up battle, but we'll bring you back!
Bring me back?
We will!
That's great!
Let's go!
Give up!
Second round!
(cheers and applause)
Now, the second round will be common sense.
However, you will enter this balloon's secret room and answer it quickly.
And if you answer it correctly, you will get this memory.
In the end, you will lose because the balloon is broken.
It's like a game.
I don't know if it's like a game or not, but it's like a game.
Now, please enter the room.
This is a life-and-death game sold in front of men.
This is...
Yes?
This is...
Well, well, it's 30 points.
This?
Wait a minute.
Now, please enter the room.
Now, I'll enter the room.
Then, the first question.
How many cc is 2.3 liters?
(cheers and applause)
(ding)
It's very blue.
(laughter)
Yes?
Mr. Uesugi!
230 liters.
(laughter)
No...
No!
Now, Mr. Uesugi, please proceed one step forward.
(buzzer)
It's still okay.
Now, let's go.
Next is...
The second question!
100 km/h.
If you run for 6 minutes, how many km/h will you go?
Again...
This is Uesugi-san!
600 km/h!
Is it wrong?
Ah, sorry!
Is it wrong?
Uesugi-san, please go one step forward!
It's still okay.
It's still okay!
It's okay.
Now, let's move on to the next question!
Let's go!
The third question!
What does "Mr. Children" stand for?
Ottama-san!
4!
Correct!
Let's move on to the last question!
Start!
Is that your dad's face?
Um, 75 points...
Now it's about 60 points.
Next question!
What does "water element" stand for?
Uesugi-san!
CO2!
Let's move on to the second question!
Start!
CO2!
Are you having fun, Feis?
It's getting pretty close!
How many points? How many points?
Right now?!
It's about 45 points right now!
OK!
OK! Next we'll do it a couple of times!
OK!
Hey, what?! I can't hear you!
Yes?
Uesugi-san, I can't hear you!
Uesugi-san?
Right now! Right now!
I'm sleeping!
I'm sorry...
The next question is easy!
OK!
Two levels higher!
Here it is!
What is Britain's capital?!
Takeru-san!
London!
Correct!
OK, Uesugi-san! Two levels higher!
No way!
Right now!
Camera up!
I'm crying! I'm crying!
I'm crying!
The cherry blossoms...
Are still...
For now...
With an overwhelming difference...
Takeru-san wins!
Three rounds!
Three rounds are really tough!
We'll start now!
Yes!
After you're ready, within 15 seconds...
I'll tell you from end to end...
And you'll move forward!
Yes!
And then...
We'll decide who moves forward the fastest!
At that time...
For now, from end to end...
In order to confirm that you're not there...
Yes!
Look at this!
Yes!
We've prepared various items!
Within these items...
Customers will say "Do this!", "Do that!", and so on...
We'll destroy the boxes!
It's fantasy, right?!
I don't know if it's fantasy or not...
We'll do that, so...
I lost in the first and second rounds, though...
You lost!
Of course!
There will be a big reversal!
Please do your best!
I won't do it at all!
Well then, please stand up in a big way!
Now! Let's go!
Ready!
Now, let's have all of you who attacked us come forward!
Here you go! Which item do you want?
Items!
Okay, okay, okay!
Everyone, put your mouth together and say "chainsaw"!
Now, let's have number one say "chainsaw"!
Please!
Everyone, it's a joke, isn't it?
Time's up!
Now, it's time for the third question!
Are you ready for the third question?
All right! Then, let's go with "karate" for the third question!
So, everyone, what is the next attack?
OK! OK!
Bombing area!
So, the next attack is...
Let's go to the bombing area!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Bombing area!
So, everyone, the next item is...
Construction! Let's go to construction!
So, everyone, the next item is...
OK! So, let's go to the internet!
So, everyone, the next item is...
Uesugi-san! Uesugi-san!
You were in number 6!
So, Takeda-san is...
Yes!
Ah! Here you are!
So, Takeda-san is in number 7!
I was in number 7!
Yes! You were in number 7!
I was in number 7 of Uesugi-san!
So, in total, Takeda-san is in first place!
That's right, Haru-kun!
In Uesugi and Takeda, Takeda-san is in first place!
See you later!
Yes!
What?!
Poop!
I'm sorry!
No, no, no.
It looks like someone went in.
I think this is good.
It's wide.
It's wide, isn't it?
That living room is quite wide.
What is it?
It's quite wide.
How wide is it?
I don't think it's a 20 or 30-story world anymore.
I see.
You can put a dance floor here.
My hand is in the way, though.
I'll take this hand.
My hand is rotten, you know.
Then you can put it here.
It's fine.
It's good.
I think it's good.
It's a building from the bubble era.
I see.
It's quite luxurious.
What about the material?
It's a luxurious apartment.
Luxurious apartment?
I see.
How much is the rent?
It's quite low now.
It costs about 32,000 yen.
32,000 yen?
But it will increase.
If you don't look at me, you won't meet me unless you like me.
I'm a priest.
I'm a nice guy.
I see.
I like the living room.
Can I show you another room?
Is it a room?
Yes, it is.
I see.
Do you want me to show you the children's room?
Yes, please.
The children's room?
Please come this way.
It may be messy.
It's a design.
Is it a design?
It's a design by a designer.
It's nice.
It's spacious.
It's a design by a French designer.
It's nice.
It's soundproof.
The wall is solid.
It's solid.
It's the children's room.
I'm sorry.
It's this way.
Please come this way.
It's this one.
It's cute.
It's nice.
The room is bright.
It's bright.
There is no window.
It's bright.
It's nice.
I changed my hair.
I changed it for fun.
It's a cat.
It's cute.
It's a pressure carpet.
It's expensive.
Is it included?
It's included.
It's not a world of one or two million yen.
I knew it.
It's under the carpet, right?
That's right.
Is it scratched?
No, we don't do that.
I'm sorry.
We hide it under the carpet.
We have bad people like you.
Please look at it.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
It's not scratched at all.
It's true.
It's not scratched.
The police came and scratched it.
Is that so?
In the past, people were killed here.
But it's solved.
Is that so?
It's good that it's solved.
It's good, isn't it?
If you think about it, it won't happen again.
It won't break again.
That's right.
This is a grudge.
It's true.
It's a grudge.
It's amazing.
It's cute.
It's a good grudge.
It's bad.
It's okay.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
A child was killed here.
Is that so?
I've seen it about three times.
Have you seen it?
Yes.
But...
I don't think it was killed.
I see.
It disappears quickly, though.
It disappears quickly, doesn't it?
I like baths.
It wasn't a unit bus before.
It was hard to get in.
That's right.
So I want to take a bath.
This way.
Please come in.
How many times do you go in every day?
I'm careful about taking a bath.
Is that so?
You're an entertainer.
I'm proud of my apartment.
If you go this way, you can turn on the light automatically with a sensor.
That's amazing!
Do I have to do it every day?
Please come in.
No way!
It's true!
That's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Please go over there.
Can I go out for a moment?
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Let's go out.
It's gone!
That's amazing, baby!
It's true!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'm proud of my apartment.
This is absolutely good.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's a delicious item, isn't it?
It's absolutely good.
It's good.
Bathroom.
Yes, yes.
It's a three-story big bathroom.
Wait a minute!
Is it bigger than the living room?
Look at this!
It's exciting, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
Kyo-chan!
It's a pro-wrestling. All members gather and roll.
Tokyo Dome is full of excitement and excitement is about to explode.
Tonight, the legend of Japanese pro-wrestling, Jantonio Iba and the challenger, Jushin "Under" Dalda are about to be cut off.
And tonight's commentator is this man.
He's a fighter who's been fighting hard on the North Korean stage.
His friend, Mr. Haboki of those days.
Damn! What are you looking at, you bastard?
Oh, the challenger, Jushin "Under" Dalda is about to be cut off.
He cuts off his nose and enters the ring.
All right!
Dalda is no match for Iba-san. Right, Kyosha?
And now, our super champion, Jantonio Iba, is about to appear!
His confidence is like that of a king!
Iba-san, you can do it!
Red corner, 160 pounds, one eighth, world champion for 50 years in a row...
Jantonio Iba!
He's about to show his soul's cry!
And soon, Gong will...
Iba, who said he'd kill you if you didn't lick me...
It's going to be a terrifying match!
Oh, Iba's chop is already...
On his own!
It's been too long and his gravity has disappeared!
Oh, Iba!
What are you doing, Iba? You idiot!
It's a road. Iba is taking a lot of damage! There's no more time, Iba!
This is bad! Iba will be killed at this rate! Iba, you must not lose!
Oh, my! Something appeared from nowhere!
He's pretty ugly, isn't he?
Hey, what are you doing? I don't think it's safe!
Hey, what are you doing to him?!
You bastard!
He's done it again!
What's going on?!
Concentrate, Ricky!
This is no good!
Calm down and keep going!
Oh, this guy...
He's turning around!
Hey!
What's wrong with you, you bastard? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Now, is there something big coming up at the end?!
No, no, no!
Kyo-chan, you're strong!
Oh, Kyo-chan, thank you.
Thanks to you, I've got some courage.
I think I'll keep working hard.
You should quit already, Yuba-san.
Well, see you!