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Hara no Senkai!
Welcome to "Hara no Senkai"!
I'm a big fan of you, Kurano-san!
I can't allow you two to make fun of Kurano-san's ugly face!
Ugly face!
But it seems like you've been making more appearances recently, and I'm very happy about it!
I heard a little about you, but Kurano-san is currently riding a Mercedes!
If you have a Mercedes, why don't you take it next to you and go for a drive or something?
Tell me about it!
What do you think about it?
What is this?
The car you're riding is a bit worn out, but it seems like it's a car you shouldn't drive!
Hey, you guys! Ride the car you're riding!
You don't know, do you?
In Osaka, you don't call it a "match"!
You don't know, do you?!
You don't know what you're saying!
TEMPURA KIDZ 2 factorial
NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M Tempura Kidz 2 factorial
NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M JUDGE KOHEI!
Well, let me introduce you today as well!
NICE TO MEET YOU, KOHEI!
NICE TO MEET YOU!
I always think that the world is full of money!
However, I think there,
which of you has a sense of money,
Mikawa Kenichi-san, who built a mansion even if he borrowed money,
and Sen Masao-san, who is working hard without losing even a great amount of money?!
By the way, I have no sense of money!
I got it from Chiba Shinichi-san in Tokyo!
Thank you, three of you!
Well, let's have you two appear and make it clear!
Please welcome Mikawa Kenichi-san and Sen Masao- san!
NICE TO MEET YOU!
Nice to meet you!
Are you drinking miso soup?
I'm drinking miso soup!
Mr. Rikawa!
Thank you!
It's an impersonation, isn't it?
It looks like it, doesn't it?
Well, let's make it clear today!
Today's competition is this!
What?
Muscle Muscle Muscle Game!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Today's competition is about the sharpness of the sense of money.
I see!
So we'll have a competition about money.
Sounds good!
If something bad comes up, will you pay for it?
Yes!
But it's not just about money!
What did you say?!
The one with the farthest amount of money will lose!
And only the one with the lowest amount will be punished!
What?!
Why are you hitting me?!
Are you calling me a character?!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Then, the first question is...
Oh, I can't wait!
...this product!
Here it is!
Now!
Here it is!
A set of firewood!
What?!
Oh, this!
All of it!
From top to bottom?
From top to bottom in total!
Next!
I'd like you to guess what this is!
All of it!
Shoes, clothes, mat, gloves!
This is...
Now!
Let's go!
Both of you!
Write down the numbers in your phone book!
Go ahead!
Now, look at me!
I won't give you a 10 yen bill, so give me a 100 yen bill!
OK! You won't get it!
What?
You won't get it!
No, you won't get 28,000 yen!
It's not that expensive!
It's not that expensive, right?
But you're just a bike rider!
Oh, you're right!
It's not that expensive!
It's true, you won't get 28,000 yen.
But I'll say it one more time!
What?
The only difference is the amount of money, so we don't know what will happen!
I made a huge mistake!
OK, let's do it!
Please show me the difference!
Here you go!
74,000 yen and 40,000 yen, so this job is won by Mr. Sen!
By the way...
By the way, what did you get?
By the way, the correct answer is 100,000 and 2,000 yen!
100,000 and 2,000 yen!
I think 100,000 and 100,000 yen is too little.
It's too little!
I don't think you'll get 28,000 yen!
Now, let's have Mr. Mikawa receive the penalty of 74,000 yen!
Please receive it!
Now, please come over here!
There are various penalties, but they are hidden depending on the amount of money!
There are penalties ranging from 100 yen to 100,000 yen!
Oh, is that so?
So we'll see which one you'll choose!
Yes!
Now, first of all...
Yes!
This is the penalty game for 100 yen!
Now, let's see!
The penalty game for 100 yen is this!
Chichimomi Maxi!
Wait a minute!
74,000 yen and 100 yen...
So...
If you're going to do all of them with the penalty game for 100 yen...
740 times!
If you guide me 740 times, I'll get something!
As expected of you!
For now...
Then...
Let's have you do it about 40 times!
Yes!
For now, let's see the penalty game for 1,000 yen!
Here it is!
I won't hit you in the eye!
I absolutely won't do it!
Should we say congratulations?
How about 30 shots?
How about 20,000 yen?
20,000 yen for this?
It's 20,000 yen, but it's about 20 shots.
Well, it's 20 shots, so let's say about 10 shots.
20 shots!
Well, that means...
We have 50,000 yen!
50,000 yen again?!
What should we do?!
Because I'll pay you 20,000 yen!
Now, let's see the penalty game for 1,000 yen!
Here it is!
Human Soft Dryer!
No, no, no!
We'll do this one, and we'll do the next one, too!
Should we spend 50,000 yen?!
What?!
Should we spend 50,000 yen?!
This guy!
I know it!
This guy!
This guy is really annoying!
Let's do it!
I know this penalty is a little heavy,
so let me do it first!
What's wrong?!
Are you okay?!
Are you in pain?!
I know this penalty is a little heavy,
so let me do it first!
I won't do it myself, and I'll do it for you!
Now, let's do it!
The penalty for 50,000 yen is...
this one!
Human Soft Dryer!
So, Mikawa-san, please get on top of it...
and fall right below it!
Now, then, the penalty game...
for 74,000 yen...
start!
It's interesting!
The arms and hands move.
I see.
It's like an original.
It's like "Fast and Furious".
OK!
Let's do it!
What are you doing?
What are you looking for?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
This pain is amazing!
It's still 5,000 yen! 5,000 yen!
Take it easy!
What?
You're going by yourself?
Yes.
You have 15,000 yen left.
Why?
Don't do it! Don't do it!
No, no, no!
This is not the kind of game!
You should have thrown it hard!
It can't be helped. It's a penalty.
Let's do it!
Come on!
Ten more times!
It's broken.
How can it be broken like this?
It's not over yet!
There's still more!
Four more times!
I want to go home!
Four more times!
It really hurts!
Idiot!
Four more times!
If you lose this time, I'll use this all the time.
It's not over yet!
Do it!
It's not over yet!
It's really scary!
For now, don't ride it!
You really remember it!
Don't ride it!
You're really stubborn!
Don't ride it!
Ride it!
What are you doing?
Ride it all the way down here!
No, um...
My voice...
My voice is stuck.
I can't really hear you.
You're really scary!
Huh? What did you say?
What did you say?
Thank you for riding it.
Thank you?
No, no, it's nothing like that.
Don't worry about it!
Now, it's the 50,000 yen penalty game!
Are you okay?
Start!
Mikao-san! Mikao-san! Are you okay?
Yes?
Are you okay?
The second question is this product!
It's called "mufuron".
Who's that?
It's not "who's that?"
There's no "mufuron".
"Mufuron".
Are you okay?
Wait a minute!
What's this?
"Karitara" means "quota", right?
This is a goat from Europe.
And this is "kastara" which means "how much"?
I don't know...
So, how long are you going to play around with me?
I've been watching you for a while now.
Are you going to take it to the machine?
Yes.
So, let's see how much it costs!
Start!
Now, let's look at the sensor!
The sensor is 500,000!
It's 500,000, right?
Mikao-san has 320,000!
Let's see the price difference!
Here's the price difference!
Mikao-san wins this game!
Are you okay?
No way!
I'm amazing!
The correct answer is...
315,000 yen!
It's only 5,000 yen!
Now, let's see the parts worth 185,000 yen!
Okay, I got it!
Yes!
Let's see...
10,000 yen...
This is 10,000 yen, right?
This is 10,000 yen.
15 times!
For now, this is 15 times!
15 times!
And...
35 times!
Tsuneuchi Machine!
Mikao wins!
Why did you do it first?
I did it first and then I got all flustered and then I did it!
15 times is tough?!
Huh?!
15 times is tough?!
Ah...
Japanese style!
Huh? Isn't it about dressing?
Probably, right?
It's Japanese style!
Start!
Ah, I can't check the sensor anymore!
It's covered in laundry!
Okay, okay!
Now!
Now, help me out! Help me out!
Ah, it's slipping! It's slipping! It's being pulled!
Sen-san! Sen-san! Sen-san!
It's being pulled! It's being pulled!
Sen-san! Sen-san!
Sen-san!
It's being pulled!
G-games!
Ah! Sen-san, what are you doing?!
What?
Senta! He's crying!
Senta!
He's crying!
Senta! Hurry up and get your head out of there!
Get out of there!
Ha ha ha!
You've got some nerve!
That's funny! That's funny!
Watch out for your head!
It's going down! It's going down!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
That's it! That's it, Sei-san!
Sei-san! You've reached your limit!
You can hit any other part of your body!
For now, you should be able to defend yourself!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
You bastard!
I'm going to hit you!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
I'm going to hit you!
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm going to hit you!
Ouch! Ouch!
That's rough! That's rough!
That's rough, Sei-san!
You're going to hit me again?!
This is serious!
Okay!
Sei-san, okay!
Thank you!
We offer you a ride on this famous train.
The third line!
Now, your tension is going down, but it's the last question! Let's do our best!
Now, are you ready? Here is the third question!
Look at this! It's a tank!
Now, we can't buy this tank in the stadium, so we are now coming to the parking lot in front of us.
If you guess this price, it's true!
Is it real?
Yes, it's real!
Is it used for shooting?
It's a Sengoku Self-Defense Force tank.
You can't see it from the screen, but there is a real one in the parking lot, so let's go and see it!
Now, which one is it?
Now, let's see how much this tank costs!
Are you riding it?
I'm riding it!
Are you riding it here?
That's right!
It's Japanese style!
Can I ride it?
As for the third question, we will ask you to answer it in full.
How much will it be?
Please press the switch!
60 million yen!
Now, it's come to life!
68 million yen!
Well then, let's see the answer!
One, two...
Bang!
The answer is...
Just 8,000,000 yen!
8,000,000 yen...
Sensei!
2,000,000 yen...
You can only do that with a machine!
2,000,000 yen...
2,000,000 yen?!
Of course you can! I stripped you of your tires!
Wake up!
Wake up, Sensei!
The 20 million yen game is waiting for you!
This is...
What am I supposed to do?!
The penalty for 10 million yen...
I can't continue until I get 2,000 yen!
I can't help it!
10 million yen penalty, let's do it!
How many times do I have to do it?!
The penalty for 10 million yen is...
The human windmill!
Now, this is...
By hitting a strong wind...
The windmill with three sides will start spinning.
It's spinning again?!
No...
It's over there...
The screws are connecting...
Sensei, it's spinning, spinning, spinning...
You're holding it, aren't you?!
You're pissed off, aren't you?!
Penalty game...
Start!
Ama-chan's "I'll do my best in the goal!"
She came all the way to Osahara today.
She's only four years old.
Oh, is that so?
You can't say I'm bad at anything!
I'm not four years old!
But I heard you're pretty good at it.
How long have you been doing it?
I heard you've been doing it for 11 years.
Four years old and 11 years old...
Let me introduce you.
This is Metaka Ikeno.
Nice to meet you!
How old am I?
Seven years old.
Seven years old?!
Shotaro Ikeno, seven years old.
Who did you come with today? Your dad? Your mom?
I came alone.
You came alone?
I rolled a bench myself.
That's amazing.
But how old are you really?
Really...
This is embarrassing.
This is art.
Art?
Is that so?
This is art.
That's amazing!
I've been through a lot in my life.
Somioka Country Club 17 is 373 yards per four.
It's a difficult hole with a bunker surrounding it.
Let's go!
Here we go!
This is art.
It's compact.
First, Metaka's T-shirt!
- Where did it go? - A little to the right.
It went really far to the right.
- No, no. - OB, are you okay? - I'm fine.
I've become a golf pro.
- Do your best, Hama-chan! - Yes!
- I'm always watching you! - Thank you!
Now, Hama-chan, be careful!
He's really careful.
First, if you stop it straight, this hole is okay, but...
- It's a little bent. - I'm so angry!
- OB? - It's not OB.
- Let's recognize that it's to the right and go. - Yes!
Ah! I can't pick it up!
- Ah! - You're annoying!
Hama-chan's ball is a bunker in the next hole!
I want to return it here for sure!
Huh?
Hama-chan is as heavy as sand.
Yes, and it's a little under the tree.
What did you pick up?
- Cool, cool. - Yes, yes.
Now, cool your head. Be calm.
Be calm. Everything opens from calmness.
You look like a suspicious magician.
Wow, what is this?
It's like I'm in love.
The swing is good.
Metaka-kun's second hole is from the rough.
- Oh, nice shot! - Nice shot!
It went in.
It went over the bunker.
Nice!
- To the front. Did you see it? - The green is in front of you.
- No desire. - Great!
- Splash! - Calm down.
Thank you. You finally saw my real self. I'm very satisfied.
Hama-chan, you can do it!
- Where did it go? - There it is.
I'm finally back in the fairway. I won't make any more mistakes!
- Where did it go? - Right?
At the fairway.
- How are you? - Better than I thought.
What's that little one doing there?
Mister! Be nice!
- I don't know you. - You don't know me?
Metaka-kun is in third place.
- Great! - Great!
- Nice one! - Nice!
- There it is! - Great!
Hama-chan, you should put it on the green, too!
- Nice one! - Nice one!
- Great! - That was a max spin.
Let's put it in and use the rubber.
That's good!
That was so close!
I'm in a good mood today.
- Let's put this in first. - Let's do it.
- There you go! - That's hot!
You two are all out.
I'll hit you four times.
That's it!
I didn't expect it to be this big!
You idiot!
Aim for the hole!
He's playing around.
I'm going to close my eyes.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- That's hot! - That was really hot!
But you lost to me again.
That's right.
But Hama-chan's image of the practice field has changed today.
I'm going home.
You're heavy-footed.
- Shall we sing a song? - Yes.
You're noisy!
- What's wrong, Yoko-chan? - It's hot!
- That's it! - What's wrong?
- What is it? - Who are you?
I'm Kentaro.
- You're Kentaro? - Yes.
- I'm Yoko's father. - What?
- I won't forgive you! - What do you mean?
From the moment I met you and Yoko, my daughter has been destroyed and hanged.
- And now she's pregnant! - I'm sorry.
Even if I protect her, I'll send her to a boarding school in Switzerland tomorrow.
- Switzerland? - Goodbye. Let's go, Yoko!
- Wait a minute! - It's okay. Let's go!
- Hey, Kentaro! - Shut up!
- What are you thinking about? - I'm talking with her!
- Stop it! - I'm talking with her!
- Shut up!
I see. You're trying to make me laugh.
You can't laugh. If you want me to laugh, you have to study Japanese or cut your hair.
If you're a comedian, study like one!
- Let's go, Yoko! - No!
I told you!
I'm talking with her! It's none of your business!
You can study Japanese!
- Let's go, Yoko! - No!
- Wait a minute! - Kentaro!
- I'm talking with her! - No!
Help me!
Ah! You're here!
Yeah!
Yugo is about to be taken away! Help me!
Are you an idiot?
Yeah!
What was that?
You shouldn't spit on people!
Yeah!
Why do you do it?
Yeah!
What's so funny?
Yeah, yeah!
Your underwear is dirty!
Take off your pants!
Got it?
Yeah!
Okay, Yugo!
Let's go to Switzerland!
No!
You have to do something!
Kentaro!
Idiot shoes!
If you take off your idiot shoes,
you'll be stuck on the floor and won't be able to walk!
Stop it!
You're wearing shoes!
What are you doing?
If you really go to Switzerland...
Kentaro!
You idiot!
Dynamic!
Let me explain. "Dynamic" is now the word that Aho Aho Man likes the most.
What are you talking about?
I'm telling you! That's enough!
You really go to Switzerland...
Kentaro!
I'll stop you!
Huh? What is it?
What is it?
Haha, it's a watch.
The gold of the watch touched the metal.
So, you go to Switzerland and...
Kentaro!
You're crazy.
Haha, it's an iron in a suit.
An iron in a suit reacted.
So, you go to Switzerland and...
Kentaro!
Huh? What is it?
Haha, it's a katana in a suit that reacted.
A katana in a suit reacted...
That machine is terrible.
Hahaha!
So, you go to Switzerland and...
Huh? What is it?
Haha, it's a cutter that reacted.
I know it's a cutter, but I'm sure it's a machine.
What are you talking about?
So, you go to Switzerland and...
Kentaro!
Huh?
Haha, it's a pair of socks.
You take off the socks and go to Switzerland.
It's a good way of doing business in Japan.
So, you go to Switzerland and...
Kentaro!
Huh?
Haha, glasses!
Haha, you noticed my glasses and bought them, didn't you?
So, Yuko, shall we go to Switzerland?
Haha...
Katsura, didn't you?
Yuko, I was actually Katsura.
Dad!
I'm your real father.
Shall we go, Yuko?
Dad, let me go!
I know, I know. I can't do it now.
Let's go to the swimming pool.
Yuko!
Let's go to the swimming pool!
(laughter)
Mr. Kachio!
(laughter)
Mr. Kachio!
I'm kidding, it doesn't look like it.
Yes, it does.
(Laughter)
I've come here again.
As I gaze at the setting sun, I remember the days gone by.
Yes, I was born here.
I was born on this riverbank.
- Um... - Yes?
Yes?
Do you come here often?
It's been a while.
Is that so?
You've been staring at me for quite some time now...
...so I'm quite familiar with you.
It's been 35 years.
Is that so?
It's been a while for me, too.
Has it been 28 years?
May I sit next to you?
Yes, of course.
However...
For a while now...
This river has also become quite dirty, hasn't it?
What a shame.
The baseball field on the other side has also become a soccer court, hasn't it?
You know... I was born in the year that field was built.
I see...
The person I know chased after a huge homerun from that field and crossed the river.
That homerun was amazing, wasn't it?
That homerun...
Could it be...
Could it be that...
It's about Honma-san?
Why is it about Honma-san?
Why or what? I am that Honma-san!
I am that Honma-san, too!
Wait a minute!
What a coincidence...
Then you are...
My little brother.
I see... I have a little brother, too.
Then...
B-brother...
You're safe and sound.
For a moment...
I was swept all the way to Shikoku.
I'm glad we met like this.
Me, too.
I-I knew it!
Honma-san...
He had a habit of trying to cut me in the middle.
I see...
That's it!
Let's go see Honma-san together!
Sounds good!
You'll be surprised!
I'll be surprised, Honma-san!
I've decided!
Let's go see Honma-san!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Will you let us in?
(Laughter)
Emergency room verification!
What kind of face does a female have in an emergency room?!
It's so quiet in here...
Yeah...
I feel like I'm going to scream...
Yeah...
Well...
This isn't a studio...
Yeah...
It's like a lab...
Yeah...
There's a lot of difficult questions...
Yeah...
Now, Masuo-san...
Yes, yes!
Today...
We're going to verify...
Yes...
What kind of face does a female have in an emergency room?!
Yeah...
Now...
Yes...
Let's introduce our professor!
Yes!
Former Science Police Research Institute...
Ichikawa...
Kazuyoshi-sensei!
Please come in!
You're quietly appearing, Ichikawa-sensei!
So, Ichikawa-sensei will be doing this today...
When you were at the Science Police Research Institute, have you already done a lot of things?
That's right...
There are dead bodies and unknown bodies...
Unknown bodies and dead bodies...
There are also many very decayed bodies...
Those kinds of things are carried out and...
They are cleaned up...
And then they are marinated...
To see what kind of face they had...
I see...
Doesn't it make you feel bad?
Of course it does!
It does in the beginning...
Of course it does!
As expected of you...
What are you doing?
You guys...
Sensei!
Looking at this...
Can you tell just by looking at this?
I can tell...
By the way, Sensei...
Can you tell if this is a man or a woman?
I can tell...
Who was this person?
This is...
A replica...
So it was made very successfully...
But...
You can't do that with metal...
And then...
The form...
The man is...
In the shape of a car...
And there is a little mark there...
If you look at it from that point of view...
This is a man's body...
For example, Toshigu...
How old is he?
He is...
About...
Twenty years old...
From the beginning of his life...
Until his death...
He is about...
The same age as us...
For now...
Let's have Sensei...
Reproduce this...
What kind of face will it be?
That's right...
We will do this...
Sensei...
Thank you...
Ichikawa Sensei's...
Reproduction work...
Has begun...
What kind of face...
Will it be?
The professor's work is to measure the southern body of 36 places on the face.
Then, based on the average muscle mass of Japanese men by age,
he puts muscles on the bones.
The professor says that out of the 33 bodies that belonged to the science police,
only 10 bodies were found to have been restored.
What kind of face did this skeleton have?
The truth will be revealed now!
It's only three minutes later...
- It's been a week. - Yes.
- I've changed my clothes. - Yes, I understand.
- It's not that easy to make this. - That's right.
- It usually takes about two weeks. - That's right. It takes even longer.
- Even longer? - Yes, if it was a real body.
- I see. - Yes.
- It usually takes a week. - Yes.
- I'll show you now. - Yes.
That skeleton...
What kind of face did it have?
- This is... - This is a real skeleton.
- Is it? - Yes. - I'm glad it's a skeleton.
It's a little...
It's got tea in it.
- I was looking at it too. - It looks a little like you, doesn't it?
If only I had more lips.
Was it like this?
- Let's make it more human. - Oh, really? I understand.
- But you need hair. - First, hair.
- Yes. - Let me see.
- Oh, that's good. - Oh, my!
- It's good, isn't it? - Yes, it is!
- It's good! - You can put this on, too.
- On my eyebrows? - Yes, on your eyebrows.
- Should I make them thinner? - But you know...
- You have a position, don't you? - Yes.
This is where it's usually higher up.
So you can put it like this.
- Like this? - Yes. - Like this?
- Yes. - Like this.
- Oh, my! - Oh, my!
- It's cool.
- But I don't feel like I'm getting punched in the face. - Oh, really?
- Do you have a more normal position? - Oh, like this.
- Like this. - Oh, someone must have done this with a voice.
- Whose voice? Someone must have done something like this.
- The one that looked best was the one with the punch. - That's right.
- Should we go with the punch first? - Yes, let's go with the punch.
- This one looked best, didn't it? - Yes.
- Right? This one looks best, doesn't it? - Yes, it does.
- I know. He was a yakuza, wasn't he? - Yes.
- Let's go with the yakuza.
- I think this one has thin eyebrows. - Oh, it's you, Tashiro-san.
- You're so commercial.
- Look.
- There's nothing else that suits you. - There's nothing else, right?
- I've tried a lot of things here.
- So, Masumoto-san, what did you think of it?
- I think it's enough for you and the audience to know what kind of face you have in the science room.
- It's a very useful program.
- Would you like to try it once?
- Would you like to try this punch?
- Sensei, could you do a punch perm for me?
- Oh, there you are!
- There you are!
- Oh, you're not in the mood anymore, are you? - No, I'm not.
- Oh, no! Sensei, you're saying it too much. - No, I'm not.
- But it suits you well. - Does it? - Yes.
- Well, I'll put it here for now. - Yes.
- Sensei, please come in here.
- So, everyone, this is what the bone specimen in the medical room looked like.
- This is what it looked like in the medical room.
- Sensei, thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
No, no, it's not okay anymore.
No, no, it's not love.
No, no, it won't stop.
One more time!
No, no, it won't stop.
No, no, it's not tough.
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