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Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, wait for it!
It's an Eastern construction that has become regular from today.
To be exact, the first "God's End" was regular and it was removed from the second round.
I'm really pissed off!
Let's do our best on TVS! Let's do our best in real life!
It ended in half a year.
When I heard this, I refused to do what I used to do.
Don't refuse!
But now I'm desperate!
Thank you for giving me a chance, Downtown!
I'll do my best, so I hope you'll support me!
If you can't accept this, I won't complain about anything.
Thank you!
I couldn't get in.
Oh well, please don't do this.
What?
What do you mean, "neck"?
Oh, what do you mean "neck"?
Are you okay?
You've been sealed twice.
Oh, I see.
Well, it's a big joke, and it's surprisingly TV- friendly.
Yes, yes, that's right.
You think we'll do something funny, right?
Yes, we will!
No, really, let's put it on air where there are no cameras.
Well...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Yes, yes, you can take this with you.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
The camera will follow you to the studio?
No, of course not!
No, no, no!
Mr. Samazo.
Uh-huh.
Welcome to "East's Construction."
Yay!
I think you should be the face of Fuji TV from now on.
So cool!
Are you serious?
No, I'm not serious.
It's an impossible world.
You're making fun of me!
Even if you shout like that, the camera won't shake.
The camera won't shake!
What will happen?
Look at this.
Shake the camera!
Look at this.
Wow, it's falling.
J-O-G, look at this!
Look at this.
Look at the middle part.
Look at this.
Let's go.
Welcome, I'm Gi.
Let's go!
It's shaking.
This program is...
"B and G",
"Wrestle Japan",
"Mission Shopping",
"Offered by RADIATION".
This program is...
Men's Go-Kart Tournament Part 2
This program is...
Men's Go-Kart Tournament Part 2
I'm a little sad about this program.
Like last time,
I couldn't believe it was 1 million yen.
I see.
It's really like that.
Last time, it was 1 million yen.
It was 2 million yen.
This 2 million yen is real.
As a second time, I raised the grade.
2 million yen.
It's real.
This is the producer.
It's real, isn't it?
It's pretty dirty, isn't it?
Please break it up today.
Okay.
However, last time...
Mr. Imada...
Yes.
It was as if it was 1 million yen.
It seems that it is still hanging at the entrance.
I see.
Let me introduce...
today's men with the guts of the entertainment world.
Let me introduce...
today's men with the guts of the entertainment world.
First of all, Mr. Imada...
I see.
Last time, it was one person fighting each other.
This time, it's two people fighting each other.
Even if one person works hard, one person is...
That's right.
That's why there are two people in this jersey.
And...
Well, that's how it is.
I see.
Now, let's take a look at the jar.
This is the second time.
It is a jar of 2 million yen.
It's really expensive.
Do you want me to break it up and give you a reward?
Isn't it obvious?
Is it more than 1 million yen?
What are you talking about?
If it was Ebisu-san, it would be about 1 million yen.
But the problem is these two people.
Well, Jimmy is good at drawing and Nante is good at selling.
What about this man?
Now, let's work hard for 2 million yen with these members!
Let's go!
Don't come any closer!
You can do it!
Don't throw it like it's coming at you!
Ready, set...
Why did you leave me?! Why did you leave me?!
Go away! Go away! Go away!
Have you ever played catch ball?
Not really...
Mr. Gaibetsu! You!
I'm sick of you!
I'm sick of you, Mr. Gaibetsu!
Here I go!
I'm sick of you!
Not like that!
No, no, no...
You haven't said a word yet!
Mr. Gaibetsu, I'm begging you!
Let's dig a squid!
Just one squid!
Here I go!
No, no...
Ready, set...
The microphone! The microphone!
You have to hit it back now...
...or it will hit the ball and break.
I see.
Like this, right?
Yes!
Wait a minute!
I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
You!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What is it?!
Stay away from me! Stay away from me!
You can't hit such a fast ball like that!
No, I said you have to hit it like it's coming at you!
Not like this!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
It's scary!
From my point of view, it's really scary!
It's scary!
It's creepy!
Okay, go!
It's not bouncing at all!
It should bounce alternately.
My legs are shaking.
Jump!
What are you doing?
What? What? What?
What are you doing?
Jump!
Ebin!
Go! Go! Go!
You're good! You're good! You're good!
You're getting better!
You're doing good!
Ebin, hold it!
Hey!
Okay! Okay!
Okay!
If you win, I'll give you a million yen.
I'll go with your breathing.
One, two...
I got it! I got it!
- I got it! I got it! - I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
You ugly ugly dude.
Don't call me ugly.
You've been ugly since last time.
I don't accept your ugly face.
You look like able-bodied old man.
I exchange this with you and you again.
I'll clap my hands for the first time.
One, two...
Here we go!
Get in! Get in!
Get in!
Hurry up and get in!
Here we go!
I can't let you win!
Here we go!
It's a one-time game.
It's a one-time game, right?
That's right.
So, when it went "bang", it fell and broke, right?
Yes.
Is it okay here?
It can't be that this row is this row, can it?
Well, I don't know.
This is aligned as it is, and here...
This one is twisted, and it doesn't bend, right?
Well, it's this way.
Oh, that's fine.
This one is going over there as it is, and it doesn't bend, right?
Well, it's this way.
I decided at first.
I'll go with this one.
All right.
Here we go!
Safe!
We did it!
It's safe.
We did it!
Tell me when you're going!
Tell me when you're doing it!
Why are you coming up to me?
What's up with this guy?
Joemi-san, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
My nose is running!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's not that bad!
My nose is running!
The inside of my nose is coming off.
I'm sorry!
Here we go!
It hurts!
I'm really scared!
I'm scared!
Here we go!
I'm really scared!
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
What are you doing?
Look! It's coming from the ground!
Jump in!
It's 2 million yen!
Make it higher!
Say it like this!
No! It's 1 in the back! It's my fault!
It's my fault for sure!
It's not my fault!
You're the one who's wrong!
You're the one who's noisy!
You're the one who's low!
Why are you saying that?
You two were bad!
You're the worst!
It can't be helped!
Anyway...
The team from yesterday...
It's not fair!
I'll pay for everything you do!
I told you before!
You didn't say it!
You ran away!
You two can talk about it.
I think it's 30 out of 170.
It's normal.
But I think it will take a lot of time for me to pay 170.
Right?
I understand.
Thank you!
Are you okay, Yoko?
I'm okay!
This is the hideout of O-Seijin!
That's right!
Aren't you scared?
It hurts!
- Does it hurt? - But it's okay!
Even if I'm scared...
The baby inside me will protect us!
That's right!
We'll defeat O-Seijin and protect peace on earth!
- That's right! - Then let's go!
Huh? What's that?
What's that?
Yoko, let's go!
Ah!
Yoko!
Help me!
Was it a trap?
Exactly!
Damn you!
Help me!
You guys!
You coming here is above national norms!
Help me!
You come here, too!
Oh, it's a doll!
You come here, too!
What's up with you?!
I'm sorry for treating you like this!
Are you okay?!
This hole is 30 meters deep.
You guys!
Help me!
Are you okay?!
You idiot!
What are you doing?!
Yuko fell into the hole!
Help me!
I can't live without Yuko!
You idiot!
I'm going to live thinking I'm Yuko!
I can't live like this!
Help me!
It's falling into a hole!
Ahuaho Rope!
Ahuaho Rope is a rope that can withstand the weight of 100,000 tons of steel.
It's short!
It's 30 meters long!
It's long!
Ahuaho Long Rope!
Ahuaho Long Rope is a rope that can withstand the weight of 100,000 tons of steel.
It's twice as long as the one before!
It's short!
It's long!
Ahuaho Chain!
Ahuaho Chain is a rope made of metal that looks like a diamond.
It's a chain made of very weak plastic.
Isn't it expensive?
Will it break?
Help me!
What's wrong with you?
She's laughing!
Yuko, are you okay?
I can't breathe!
What did you say?
This hole is about to split into three pieces.
You have one minute left.
Oh my!
Do something!
What's wrong with you?
Ahuaho Vacuum!
Oh, I see!
So you can vacuum Yuko?
Yes!
Hurry up and do it!
I won't let you do that!
What are you saying?
You have one minute left!
Hurry up and do it!
Faster! Faster!
Over there!
More! More! More! Put more power!
What's wrong?!
The gyuzu flew!
You must be stupid!
Yeah!
Good evening! I'm Judge Koei!
Let's go straight to the competition!
Recently, food is delicious, isn't it?
Good evening, Judge Koei!
I succeeded in music as a profession,
but which of the great composers, Beethoven and Mozart, do you prefer?
Please tell me clearly in the competition!
I received this calligraphy from my stupid brother who lives in New York!
Thank you, brother!
Well, let's call you two today!
First of all, Beethoven appeared!
It's impossible!
What is this?
I heard you like it!
Like this?
Yes, you look in the mirror and say, "Is it cool?"
You care about it, don't you?
Don't say that!
How much do you care about it?
You talk like you're talking about someone's height!
No, no, no!
Good luck!
Who is it? Who is it?
Please do your best!
The next composer is Mozart!
Is this it? Is this it?
It's over!
It's cool!
I don't have any information about Mozart in my head!
Please get out of my way!
However!
Today!
I can't say that!
You two!
Let me tell you clearly!
Today's game is "Artist's Autumn"!
On!
Rock, paper, scissors!
That was a lot of fun, wasn't it?
I'm sorry!
No, but...
Today, we're going to play against each other, so we hope you'll enjoy it!
The first match is...
"Doppler Effect Match"!
Now, do you know about Doppler Effect?
Oh, I know about it.
It's like...
When people from far away come close to you, it's like they're leaving you.
We're going to do this.
Today, we're going to use one of these speakers...
And you two will express it with your bodies!
Let's start with Beethoven!
Me first?
Yes, Beethoven!
Be confident!
Yes!
Beethoven's music is like this!
This music...
It keeps playing with a certain intensity.
Yes.
And even if...
An ambulance comes from far away...
And you have a little...
You know...
A big bandage...
And you go back to the hospital...
Is there such a thing?
Well, well, well...
If you put it on, it'll go away, right?
Well, well... It's simple, right?
That...
That... How do you say it?
That sense of presence is also...
A Doppler Effect is necessary!
Yes, that's right!
You... Don't you know you're not coming out?
Let's do it like this!
Now, where...
The speaker...
Let's do it like this!
Yes!
It's up to you where and how you do it!
Now!
We'll start from far away, so you should hold it down!
Yes!
Here we go!
Now!
Beethoven!
Oh!
The bus at the station!
No, not at all!
- Really? - You're bad!
You're stupid!
You said something good!
I think I said something good, too!
As expected of a good student!
You're stupid!
Don't underestimate me!
You're faster than me!
You're faster than my true heart!
Don't underestimate me, good student!
I'm a good student!
I'm a guy, but I'm not going to underestimate you for getting invited to a bed!
- Don't underestimate me! - You're not good at that!
I'm not good at that, but...
- Is that okay? - It's fine! - Then, should we go with the same rhythm?
- No, it's... - Huh?! - Let's change it! - Let's go with the same rhythm!
- You're going to change it, aren't you?! - Why would you change it?! You're bad at this!
- That's right! We have to go with the same rhythm! - We have to go with the same rhythm!
You don't know how to stand!
- We can't hold the rhythm like that! - Yes!
First, it starts like this...
Wow! That's some old-fashioned music!
- It's cool! - Come on, let's hear it! - Got it!
Well then... Mr. Confident Mozart!
Please!
- A car... - It's far, far, far...
It doesn't change at all!
What are you saying?!
It hasn't changed! It hasn't changed at all!
Even if I did it myself, I was a little worried!
Why?
Because you did it!
Who did it?
Why? Why?
Oh my God!
Well, let's have you judge!
Well, which one of you took the switch?
Which one?
Ah!
How about the first round?
Are you losing 10 points?
I'm losing 10 points!
Ah, is that so?
The first round is...
Yes!
The victory of Mozart!
Now, for the second round!
(Laughter)
Again.
Again, it's in your own shell.
(Laughter)
Now, at the end...
Yes.
This is where the keyboards are lined up...
I see.
On top of this...
Yes.
There are various sounds included!
I'm happy!
Using those sounds...
Yes.
From now on...
You two will write your own lyrics!
I see!
There is...
Nothing decided!
Yes.
I will only say the topic...
Yes.
You two...
Yes.
While effectively using those sounds...
Yes.
Please write your own lyrics!
Yes.
If you win here...
Today's competition...
I will decide by winning!
(Laughter)
Now, let's start with Beethoven!
Ah...
Is it okay?
From now on...
It's from Beethoven!
So!
Beethoven's last song is...
"The Birth of a Claw"!
(Laughter)
It's funny!
Now, let's go!
So, Beethoven!
Start!
You say it like that...
(Laughter)
(Roar)
(Laughter)
Is your wife suffering a lot?
What?
(Laughter)
What?
(Laughter)
Ah!
Your voice sounds like a beast!
Ah!
Your voice sounds like a beast, doesn't it?
Thank you!
Okay!
If it's like this...
Let's call an ambulance!
(Roar)
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Let's blow away the horror that was in our minds!
(Laughter)
You won't call it?
(Laughter)
It can't come like this!
(Laughter)
Ah! Let's call an ambulance!
Let's blow away the horror!
(Laughter)
I knew you wouldn't come!
(Laughter)
Hurry up!
(Laughter)
(Roar)
(Laughter)
(Roar)
(Laughter)
I'm lighting a lighter. I'm lighting a lighter.
I'm smoking a cigarette.
Stop it!
(Laughter)
You're saying things like that.
I'm not saying things like that!
Calm down.
First you you.
You can't panic.
You have to calm down.
You're in quite a lot of pain.
(Laughter)
You don't need an ambulance anymore.
Drive the car.
Rush into a temple.
- A big tree... - No, no, no!
Don't rush into a temple in Yomeya!
Don't rush into it!
He immediately jumped out of his car.
- Car? - Car, right?
- Car, correct. - Hurry up, Keiba!
- Car? - Car, correct.
- Hey! - What?
- Run! - What?
- Hurry up! - We have to hurry up!
- Tsuma is screaming! - That's right!
- She's screaming! - We've arrived at the hospital! - We've arrived!
- We have to hurry up! - Yes...
- In a hurry... - We're rushing...
- We're rushing...
- There's no time for a retreat! - We've got to hurry up!
- We've got to retreat! - We've got to retreat!
- Tsuma... - ...is being carried!
- It's pretty serious! - No, it's not!
- It's not! - For the sake of singing live!
- It's not a result, but why?! - Why?!
- Why did you blow up?! - That's what I think, too!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Inside the hospital, a child's moaning echoed loudly! - What?!
- What?!
- It's getting difficult! - Well, let's do it Mozart-san!
Today's theme is "My fear experience"!
- Oh, I see. - Instead of the last one we're going to...
...scare you all with a terrible scare!
Let's do it then, Mozart-san!
- Start! - Uh...
- It was a very painful night! - Yeah!
- This heat wave... - Yeah!
What should I do?
I sweat a lot and I feel anxious when I try to sleep, but I can't sleep at all.
I think about it and...
Hurry up!
You...
I think about it and... Hurry up! I'm sleepy.
Finally! Finally!
When I look at the clock, it's already around three o'clock.
I see.
When I look at the clock, it's already around three o'clock.
I see.
When I finally tried to sleep...
What?
It's a sound.
What is it?
Santa Claus is coming!
I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
I'm scared!
Are you having a fear experience?
I can't sleep!
What's wrong with you?
I'll go to the bathroom!
Wait a minute!
My bathroom is very far away from the corridor.
No, no, no.
It's scary, isn't it?
Yes.
First of all, I went to the bathroom and opened the bathroom door!
It's a rubber band!
That's funny! That's funny, Opeyan!
What did you open?
A rubber band!
A rubber band means...
Dad's back!
What?!
Dad, you say?!
What is it, Dad?!
It's a story about a sad child.
That's right, it's a story about a sad child.
What?!
I have to do something!
At that moment...
Umm...
I heard a scream!
A scream!
I heard it!
What's with you? You're going to lose it!
What's with you?
What?
No, no, I'll ask for an explanation.
What?
What's with you?
That's right!
Ah, that's right!
Yes!
And as I got up and looked in the mirror...
Yes!
Something horrible...
Something horrible was reflected in the mirror!
I see, I see, I see...
Tickle, tickle, hat!
I'm scared!
It's messed up!
This is a youkai!
Youkai?!
Youkai, tickle, hat!
I have to do something about this curse!
Yes!
But because of this horror, that monster, Tsukuzuku- boushi, went away.
What happened?
Who knows? Tomorrow is the final exam.
Tomorrow?
At that time!
Yes!
He slapped me in the shoulder from behind!
Again?
I turned around and there was...
Hey!
Hey, come here!
What's wrong with you, old man?!
This is...
It's not like this!
It's all about you, old man! I was scared of you!
In the end, you...
In the end, you were the monster!
I understand!
Now!
Let's switch to the place you were against!
Where did you do this?
Hey! This game...
The American girl wins!
Hama-chan will do his best in bowling!
By the way, how was the match against the genius young golfer from earlier?
Well, well, well...
That match is still going on. It's not over yet.
Oh, is that so?
So far, we've been having a good match.
A good match?
No, no, no...
I was thinking of changing up the atmosphere.
Oh, changing up the atmosphere...
Well, but...
As long as you're watching TV...
Yes!
Well, golf isn't enough for you...
See, see!
For now, shall we play other sports?
This is a nice idea!
Thank you.
Well, it looks like you have a lot of confidence today.
Yes, it's perfect!
I understand.
Well, let me introduce you.
Today's genius young bowler is...
Hama-chan and Matsumoto Daisuke!
In his second year of bowling, he scored a high score of 258.
Is there still a chance of winning for him?
Is he good?
He's good.
Because he has his own uniform.
Look behind you.
See?
He has his own uniform.
It's nice.
Yes.
Well, I'm also in good spirits today.
So far, it's 5-5.
5-5! It's 5-5 for me!
Why do you have so many balls around you?
I use them.
Why do you have four of them?
I don't know why, but...
You use them for the lane?
Yes.
You use them for the lane?
What are you talking about?
And you, Hama-chan, which ball is it?
For me, it's the ball that was in the second row.
11 pounds? 11 pounds?
And you, how many pounds?
14 pounds.
The ball is not heavy!
It's not heavy, but...
It's not heavy.
11 pounds is too light for me.
All right, I'll take a strike with a light touch.
Here it comes!
Will the red 11 pound ball fly?
First frame!
Here it comes! Here it comes!
He did it!
As expected of Hama, who is strong in a match!
He'll do it with a strike start.
Fukui, fire it up!
He did it!
I'll do it with a strike, too.
Relax and don't be nervous.
This is a good start.
Hamada starts with a strike.
How about Matsumoto?
First frame!
He did it!
As expected, he's strong!
He's a heavyweight star!
Both of them are strike stars!
Hamada wants to recover his second frame mistake!
Strike!
On the other hand, Matsumoto...
He's not even bothered by Hamada's cowardly attack!
Suddenly, a turkey!
The game is in the middle of the game.
Hamada's spare, Matsumoto's fifth frame mistake.
Hamada wants to go first only with his spare.
But, a two-on-two mistake!
That's dangerous!
You really don't need a handicap?
I don't need it!
Matsumoto wants to pull away at once!
Here, no matter what, he marks his spare!
Matsumoto's fifth frame mistake.
There's about a 40-pin difference!
Then, 50!
What?
50!
To me?
You'll regret it if you do it to me!
It's okay!
If you say it like that,
I'll kill you!
If you say it like that,
I'll kill you!
50!
Hamada's sixth frame mistake.
Here it comes!
Could this have been a strategy?!
The game is about to come to an end!
Oh, Matsumoto! Is this the pressure of Andy Gochun?!
Now, the game is about to come to an end, and the mistake here is really life-threatening!
Kamada and Matsumoto both cleared the eighth frame with ease!
And now for the ninth frame, Kamada with a spare!
And Matsumoto strikes again!
The game is about to come to an end, and the game is about to come to an end!
Well, for now, I should just do it, right?
It's definitely a tenfure match, yes.
Should I wait for him?
Yes, it's the last frame. Kamada's first tenfure!
Is it coming?! Is it coming?! Is it coming?!
Is it coming?!
He's strong!
Mmm, at this moment, Matsumoto's face has turned blue!
Now, his second tenfure!
This is good, too! This is good, too!
It's over! It's over!
Now, the game is about to come to an end...
If you don't strike now, your mother will kill you!
Kamada is out of the game with 195 frames, but...
Now!
If the dummy doesn't come, I can't win!
It's over!
You gave up, didn't you?!
Now!
The tenth frame!
It's over!
Yes! How is it?
It's a terrible moment!
Is this genius?
It's 220 vs 195 with 50 frames!
It's Matsumoto's victory!
We are...
Basically...
Ugly!
I can't do it!
Let's stop it!
Idiot!
Our dance is the main one!
Super idol group "Hamigakitai"!
What should we do?
It's impossible!
Tatsuya!
What are you doing?
Dance with us!
No!
I didn't want to dance with you!
But...
I want to dance with you!
If I dance with you...
I can't dance forever!
We are not idols!
What did you say?
Don't make fun of idols!
We are "Girls' Dream"!
What are you talking about?
We are not idols!
Let's stop it!
If we dance with you...
We can't dance forever!
Stop it!
Tatsuya!
Are you okay?
Tatsuya!
Are you okay?
He's dead!
Dead?
What should we do?
It's true!
What should we do?
He's dead!
W-w-what are you doing?
Actually...
I hit and killed Tatsuya with this plate.
W-w-what are you doing?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, but Tatsuya...
W-w-what are you doing?
There's no one here! What are you doing?!
It's okay!
Mizuru...
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
(laughs)
Camera on your weapon!
(laughs)
Camera! Camera! Camera!
Wow! Camera! Camera!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I want to hold you in my head tonight.
My heart is shining like a firefly.
Nisshin Food.
Provided by Meiden.
I don't like it. I heard you were a fighter, but you're not good at fighting.
I didn't know you existed.
I didn't know you existed!
Go away! Go away! Go away!
I don't like you anymore!
(laughs)
Ah! I'm going to eat you!
Bye-bye!
Eat!
(laughs)