AISubs v3.5
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
If this goes in...
for five seconds...
I'll kiss you.
If it doesn't...
I'll kiss Matsumoto-san.
This is... this is more than enough!
This is...
Really, give it to me!
Give it to me!
You haven't given me gum yet, but I gave you gum from your mouth to his mouth.
His mouth...
Give him the gum!
Give it to him!
If you give it back to him, show him that you're blushing.
Really, what are you going to do with it?
What are you going to do with it?
If I throw it and it goes in, won't you give it to me?
I see, I see.
That's interesting.
I'll give it to you right now.
If it doesn't go in, I won't give it to you.
I haven't been able to eat for a long time.
Really, I hope you won't throw it.
No!
Why do you come in at such a time?
Everyone is really happy!
Good evening, I'm Judge Koyo!
It's already September, isn't it?
Well, let me introduce you.
This person's pen name is...
What do you mean?
Hama-chan! Congratulations on your second son!
I was quietly given by Sayonara Shimasu-san.
Thank you very much!
Good afternoon, Judge Koyo-san!
There's one thing I'd like to ask you!
I've heard that you two get along well in Downtown,
but if you could name one of your partners,
would you say Saijo Hideki-san and Noguchi Goro- san,
or Machiaki-san and Inoue Jun-san?
Which one of you is the best combination?
I understand!
Then, let's call them out!
First of all, we have...
Sakai Machiaki-san and Inoue Jun-san!
I'm tired...
Disco...
I understand!
That's right!
Oh, you think this song has nothing to do with it?
No, no!
It has nothing to do with it!
Please listen carefully!
Please turn up the volume!
I understand!
No, you do! Do you understand?
I understand!
Born in Osaka...
Sakai Machiaki-san and Inoue Jun-san!
You're really stubborn, aren't you?
It's a gathering!
What are you up to?
It's Machiaki-san!
I know who you are!
Now, this way!
You made chicken curry yesterday, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
Now, it's Saijo Hideki-san and Noguchi Goro-san's entrance!
It's frustrating, but I want you to die for me
What did you want to say?
I thought you didn't look like him at all!
You finally realized it!
You looked like him for a while, but it's been a while!
I'm sorry, I forgot.
You're starting to look like him!
No, that's not it!
That's not it!
If you're happy with the second one...
No, Goro!
Goro!
No, Goro!
Now, today, let's work together and do our best!
Today's game is...
It's a friendship game!
Make some noise!
Today's game is...
It's a friendship game!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Now, today's game is simple!
Today, we will see how much we can protect our partners...
Oh, Jimmy has a young man in him!
Thank you!
Are you ready?
Yes!
So, in the end, we will see how much we can protect our partners...
Yes!
We will see how much we can protect our partners...
Yes!
And we will decide the winner!
So, do your best and protect them!
Yes!
Round and Round Machine
Now, there is a round and round machine over there!
Yes!
Towards that round and round machine...
From now on, both partners will...
Hey!
You just want to say it, don't you?
...go towards that round and round machine without any conditions!
If that happens...
It's obvious that it will be damaged!
So, you two...
With this one-way rope connected...
Yes!
...you will press the switch!
Yes!
While you are pressing it...
You can stop your partner's progress!
Ah, I see!
Even though it is a one-way rope...
Yes!
If one of you pulls it...
The other one can't push it!
I see!
Now, are you ready?
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Ah, slowly, slowly!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ah, do your best!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What will happen?
Hey, stand up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
If you do like this...
You will lose your partner!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Time's up!
And with that,
for now,
Jun has a little more damage,
so if you don't do your best, you won't be able to turn the tables!
Both of you are like a Russian roulette of a bomb bargain!
Yes!
That is, both of you have only one shot,
and if you miss that one shot,
your partner will be damaged!
Yes, and what kind of damage...
It's a bomb, right?
What kind of damage it is,
you have to see it, you have to do it, or you won't know!
I see...
Now,
let's decide who goes first,
and who goes last, so let's do rock-paper- scissors.
Ah, no, I'll go first.
Wait a minute!
No, I'll go first!
What are you doing?
No, you have to decide for once!
Oh, really?
Nasu!
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'll go first.
Wait a minute!
I'll go first.
Ah, you'll go first!
I'll go first!
No, you won't know even if you see it.
This one?
Yes, yes.
What?
This one.
This one?
I see...
Then why me?
You're really scary!
Now!
Then...
Let's go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Now, Higeki-san!
Yes, sir!
First, Machiaki-san protected his partner for now.
Yes, sir.
Jun-kun, right?
Let's start!
I'm getting really nervous.
I don't know.
For now, let's start in the middle.
In the middle, right?
I'll say it.
I don't know.
Now, let's go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's getting a little funny. - Funny!
This is funny!
- Well, well, Hajime. - Yes.
- Next door. - Oh, this?
Shall we go next door?
- Wow, it smells like gunpowder. - Suzuki!
- Are you going to do it? - Right? - Yes.
- Yes, yes. - Then let's go to music!
- Please! - Please!
- Please! Please! - Ha ha...
- Please! - Your eyes are very dangerous.
- Well, even if you're worried about it, I'll go this one! - Yes, sir!
- So a horse won't come off. - Steedgehorse is still not good...
I'll go! Music, start!
Please!
- Ooh... - Ooh...
- If it goes like this, I'll have an advantage in high school. - You'll have an advantage!
- That's not relevant! - If it goes like this, who will be next?
- This is it. - I don't know, but...
- It's a big battle in order, isn't it? - Wow, that's bad for you.
- Why? - It's definitely bad for you. - It's okay.
- I don't know the pattern of the chandelier, but... - I don't know either.
- What should we do about this? - Let's get serious! - Let's get serious!
- Then let's go!
- Let's do it! - Let's get serious!
Now that the third round is over, let's look at the damage situation here!
It's obvious! It's obvious! This jam is from Hideki!
It's obvious! It's obvious! I'll shut up and say goodbye!
In the order of Hideki and Machiaki, Hideki and Machiaki are a good combination!
Ah! Ah! It's going to break! It's going to break!
Let me go! Let me go!
Let go of that Marilyn Monroe!
Thank you!
I've got such a beautiful woman like you!
Are you going to let me go?
Stop it!
Well, if you think this Marilyn Monroe can create an interesting mystery,
may I let you go?
Please wait!
Nice to meet you, Marilyn Monroe!
In the name of Marilyn Monroe...
In the name of Hanshin's Omari...
In the name of Hanshin's Omari, you are...
Foreigners!
Okay!
Let me go! Let me go!
Let me go!
I can't move!
Let me go! Let me go!
But I'm not going to let you go now!
What's going on?
I'm going to blow you up!
Go away!
I'm going this way!
If you do this...
Robin! Robin!
Robin!
My Japanese is a little tough.
What are you saying?
It doesn't matter!
Do something about it!
I can't do it.
You can't?
I'm counting on you!
The Japanese Direct Translation Song Series!
First, from Pink Lady!
Unidentified object!
Next...
From Anne's number...
The city is sparkling...
Cat's eye staring at you!
Next...
From Complex's number...
I won't let you go now!
You are my everything!
My only baby!
My only baby! My only baby! My only baby!
Shut up!
Nyanyanyan...
You stink.
From Hama's number...
I'll do my best!
Nyanyanyan...
Um, are you from over there?
Well, well, well... I don't like that kind of funny joke.
But, what's up with you all of a sudden?
I'm always motivated, but I don't seem to show it on the screen.
- This is proof of your motivation, isn't it? - Of course it is!
I see...
Why is he in such a bad mood?
- Isn't he a talent? - He's careful about his clothes.
Seven-year-old Makosuke Ohno, who defeated Hama- chan last time.
This time, he'll be teaching Hama-chan exclusively as a private coach.
He's a very handsome boy.
- Shall we introduce our opponents? - Yes!
- This is Yuta Ikeda. - Yes!
- Welcome! - Yes!
- Yuta-kun, how old are you? - Eight years old.
- Eight years old... Yuta... - Yes?
- How long have you been playing golf? - Um... About four years.
- About four years... - Um...
- What about the course? - This is my second time on the course.
- Your second time on the course?! - Yes.
- Do your best! - Yes!
- Don't be nervous! - I won't be nervous.
People who are just starting out on the course usually end up on the course!
- Yes. - Yes.
- So, this hole is... - Yes.
- 357 yards... - Yes.
- Per hole... - Seven holes.
HAMA-CHAN
Hama-chan is the first to hit. How is his condition today?
- Oh, oh, oh! - Yes!
- Oh! - Not bad, not bad!
Now, Yuta-kun, who has been holding the club since he was five years old!
- Yuta-kun, you're fast! - You're good!
- What are you doing?! - You're good!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're not far behind!
- Shall we go? - Let's go!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Put it down. - I don't know yet.
It's the second one.
Let's go!
- Not good, not good. - Not good, not good.
- You should have said it. - You failed.
You should have said it.
- No, I didn't. - No, you should have said it.
- You should have said it. - No, I didn't.
- You should have said it. - You should have.
- You should have said it! - No, you shouldn't have.
- You should have said it! - You should have said it!
- No, you shouldn't have.
No, you shouldn't have.
It broke.
Why did you let me win against you two kids?
- Scoot over. - Here, Kosuke.
We gave you a chance to win.
Hama-chan's second shot with the wood she was forced to hold.
- See? - See?
- Hama-chan, what a shot! - I told you!
- Hey, hey! - Yes?
- I told you not to lie! - Thank you!
Will Yuta-kun be in the middle of the fairway or will it be 3-4?
- Huh? - Is it a light draw?
- Ah, just barely. - Ah, it's a little rough. - It's safe, right?
But you're amazing!
- Yuta-kun, you're so cool! - You're so cool!
Hama-chan, if it's 3-4, you have a chance of winning! Go!
- Huh?! - Is it big? - That's why I told you.
- Bye! That's why you listen to me! - Hama-chan, what's wrong with you?
Yuta-kun's approach.
Nice!
Now, let's see how far Hama-chan can get!
Nice!
Nice! Nice!
Yuta-kun's caught up in a bad match.
I'm a little weak.
Chance...
Hama-chan, if he can calm down, it's his second goal!
You're strong!
I'm strong!
Don't you know?
You're doing that on top of a chestnut tree.
I'm sorry!
I'm a little low, so I'll be weak.
Even if you say that, you can't shoot, can you?
That's too weak!
This is a bird.
You go first.
That's just like a child.
You caught it, right?
Yes.
Nice in!
Now, if he can calm down, it's Yuta-kun's win!
What?
Yuta-kun's win!
Yay!
That's one difference!
When you were on the green...
When you were on the four-leaf clover...
Hama-chan, you were close, weren't you?
Didn't you think it was a little bad?
I did, but...
When you swung it, I thought it was big from the start.
I knew it!
Anyway, thank you very much for today.
Let's go home.
Do you have a cover? Do you have a bag?
Here you are.
What's this?
I'll take it.
No, thank you.
It's your decision.
Kawa-chan!
Yes?
What is it?
I'll tell you later.
What are you doing?
Call me and tell me later!
Thank you.
Look! Look! Look!
Wow! It's wonderful!
It's cool!
Right?
It's wonderful!
You don't only have good clothes, but also you're tall.
What do you think of it?
It's wonderful!
It's cool!
It's wonderful!
Boss!
Are you sick?
What are you talking about?
Boss!
Don't talk nonsense!
Boss!
Aren't you going to sit down?
You really don't understand, do you?
What do you mean?
Think about your position!
Position?
Are you an old cartoonist?
What are you doing?
What are you thinking about?
Think about your position!
No, no!
I'll say it again.
Between you and me,
our positions are different!
Our positions are different!
But you've always been higher up.
That's obvious!
Well, I'll be Michael Jackson's moonwalker!
I'll be moonwalker!
Moonwalker!
You'll be like me!
Amamiya Ryo's tap!
Tap!
I'll be Armani's suit!
Armani's suit!
You'll be like me!
Harsame suit!
Do you understand me?
If I were a holy mother...
Someone like you...
Would be a low-skilled old woman!
Old woman!
Do you understand me?
You've been saying it all along.
I'll give you back!
Even if you do, you'll never give it back in the end!
You're right!
Take it!
Three million yen!
You know it!
Take it!
One, two, three...
Three million!
Here you go!
Take it!
It's finally over!
That's right.
I'm glad you're happy.
I may have said some nasty things to you in the past.
Don't worry about it.
Let me know if you have anything else to say.
Please.
Let's go.
Mr. Oyama, shall we go golfing next time?
Shall we go golfing?
Shall we go gorgo?
Shall we call gorgo?
Shall we kill gorgo thirteen?
Super Hero Sniper Gorgo Thirteen, shall we kill you?
Shall we kill you?
What are you doing?
You're a tree!
What are you doing?
Hey, where are you going?
I'm going to drown you in the sea!
What's up with you?
I don't know what to say.
But you're beginners.
What do you mean?
It's no fun to go that far without telling you.
What do you mean?
I'd like you to give me one chance.
Don't tell me you...
Today...
...we're playing a mysterious game!
Um... "Quiz Killer"!
Why don't we choose two genres?
"Bath" or "Frying Pan"?
Won't you choose, bad guy? Won't you say which one you'll take?!
Now... in the bath...
In the bath...
I'll say it...
It seems you've chosen a difficult one...
Bad guy...
Here's the "bath" question!
"Up" is "bath" "Down" is "frying pan"
What is it?!
"Bath"...
"Bath"?
You bastard!
I'll kill you!
Brother!
Are you alright?
Don't say things like that!
You...
You're a mechanic, aren't you?
Take it! Take it! Take it!
Are you alright?
My name is Hamada Masatoshi. Nice to meet you all.
Now, without missing out on this contest, let's have this judge appear first!
The judge is...
Shiroki Matsumoto, Jr.! Please come out!
Mr. Ozuna, you're just an old man, aren't you?
Hey! Let me out of here, Mr. Judge!
I didn't do any make-up or anything, but all of a sudden I was asked to come out of there.
You came out of the center?
I was introduced and told to come out of the center, but I couldn't do much or anything funny.
Well, if you ask me, I did it with Mr. Katsura in mind.
Well, that's the best thing about you, Mr. Ozuna.
Yes, yes, yes.
Today, as a judge, I'd like to do my best as well.
The first round.
Yes, yes.
Without further ado, let's bring in entry number one!
Entry number one is Tomomi Nishimura! Please come out!
Thank you for having me.
Well, today, Masumoto-san...
Yes?
Well, for example, if a woman like you wants to learn a language...
Yes, yes.
There's no way we'll let you.
There's no way we'll teach you.
So, for today...
Yes.
A long time ago, I did "Iseio Fumi".
Yes, yes.
That "Boo Boo Cushion"...
Yes.
Well, apparently...
They didn't want me to cut it off.
I see.
Well, there's that kind of competition and such...
But, Nishimura-san...
Yes?
How many times a week do you usually go?
Well...
I haven't counted it, but...
Yes.
About one or two times?
Hmm...
It's not like that.
Eh? Not even one time a day?
No.
Eh?
It might be when you don't notice it, but it's not like that.
Oh, is that so?
It's not like that.
If it's true, then my body is weird.
Well then, Nishimura Tomomi-san...
Let's have you do it!
Everyone, be quiet!
Well then, I'll let you sit down.
Here we go.
Nishimura-san!
Yes, yes.
What is it?
This is a little dirty, isn't it?
It's bean sprouts.
Let's hear it one more time.
Yes, Nishimura-san.
What is it?
It's a little loud.
Ah, I see.
Yes.
I'm trying to make it easier for you to hear me.
It's like that, isn't it?
Yes.
It's embarrassing.
Yes.
There will be a result after this.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please wait over there.
Yes.
Here you go.
Next up is contestant number two.
Contestant number two is...
Shinohara Ryogo-san!
Here you go!
Nice to meet you.
Why is she so excited?
What is it?
Chinohara-san...
Yes?
If you're going to be honest with me, it's fine, but...
Yes?
How many times a day do you flirt with someone?
I've never done it.
Really?
Have you ever kissed someone?
Yes!
I haven't.
Ouch!
That was a good one!
Chinohara-san...
Chinohara-san, I'm looking forward to working with you.
Yes.
I understand. I'm sorry.
No problem.
Let's do our best today.
Yes!
Well then, Chinohara Ryogo-san, please!
Here you go.
That was good!
Which one do you like better, red or blue?
Let me hear it one more time.
That was cute!
That was good!
If you say it like that...
I won't say anything either.
Thank you.
I won't say anything either.
Well then, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Here's the result.
Yes.
Here it is.
Entry number three is Yoshida Mie-san!
Here you go!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- By the way, Yoshida-san... - By the way...
- How many strokes can you do in a day? - In a day...
Well... I have to be patient, and be patient, and be patient...
- And then... - And then...
- I can't do it. - Today, in front of the camera...
- You can draw as much as you want. - That's right.
- You can relieve your stress. - That's right.
- Can I deceive you and do it with you? - Yes, you can!
- Let's go. If you can deceive me. - Yes.
- Well, let's do it, Yoshida Mie-san. Please do it! - Yes.
- Here you go. - Here you go.
- Wow! That's... - I'm sorry!
- You just betrayed me! - Let me draw it.
- You're good! You're like a lady when she's exhausted.
No, it's a microphone.
Thank you very much.
Let's continue.
Entry number four, Natsuki Okamoto.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hi!
You were also a trainee, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
Was there a time when you had to stand up with an umbrella and open your hands like that?
I think it was when I had a tumor in my teabag and couldn't open my hands at all.
So...
I learned about it.
Oh, you were held back!
I learned about it.
My mouth was sealed.
I see.
So when I went to the bathroom and lowered my teabag, I opened my hands at once.
Oh, you learned about it.
Yes, I did.
It's very complicated, though.
A race queen can't open her hands.
She can't.
I see.
Well, then...
Yes?
I see.
Okamoto-san, would you like me to do it for you?
Yes!
Well, if you'll excuse me...
Three...
Would you like me to ask you a question?
Yes.
Ahem!
What was that?
It's something I always do. It's very similar to what you're doing.
Okamoto-san, please wait for the results.
Thank you very much.
Please welcome Mrs. Kumiko Obako!
We've been listening to the opinions of people in their early and mid-twenties for a long time.
Well, in the end, it's all over.
That's right. It's all over.
Speaking of Yoshimoto, it's Mr. Nikaku.
I haven't said that much.
How about you?
If you get older, it doesn't matter.
I'm in trouble if I don't come out.
Let's have you say it today.
Yes.
If you don't mind.
Yes.
I'd like you to set it up like this.
Now, please.
Yes.
If you say it in words...
Yes.
What?
I'd like you to say it with your mouth.
Let me say it again.
What?
If you don't mind.
Thank you.
Let me say it.
Now, everyone.
Once again.
To the center.
Now, first of all.
Yes.
I'd like you to listen to the opinions of these five people.
Yes.
Now, before we announce it, let's hear your opinions again.
Yes.
Now, first of all.
Yes.
Miss Boo Boo Universe.
Who is she?
Let's go!
I announce...
Kuriko Ohma!
- Isn't it obvious? - That's great.
I think Yoshizawa-san and Okamoto-san continued after that.
Well, if you ask me if this is the same as my daily life...
- Yes. - This is different. - That's right.
- Well, Yoshizawa-san. - Yes.
- This wonderful show... - Yes.
- How was it? - It's over now.
- I don't think there will be another show. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much for watching. - Thank you very much.
Now, I will never come back!
A never-ending battle for territory.
There are no rules on the dark side.
Only the evil survive.
Violence...
and...
love...
and... an apple.
[gunfire]
The gangs continue to fight for their territory.
For the gang-lovers... for the dog-lovers...
this fall's masterpiece, "Surpassing the Godfather."
Don't miss it.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
The "Too Much News."
If you miss it, you'll be in trouble.
Too Much News.
- Hey, Sugita. - Yes?
- You're crooked. - How is it?
- Well... - Is it straight?
- It's straight. - I don't think it's straight.
But you made it with a lot of money.
What was it?
- Well, you know, the other day... - What?
- Kai... Kaijin... What's his name? - Yes, what's his name?
- Well... beans? - Beans?
- Beans with rice... - No, no, no!
- Kayaku... - No, no, no! You misspelled it.
- Kayaku-gohan! - No, kinako-gohan!
- You're the worst! - You're awful, really awful!
- You're wrong! It was kinako-gohan! - You're so dirty!
- Because of you, I couldn't sleep at night! - Oh, I didn't say that!
- You're a waste of justice! - Oh, you...
- Shut up! - Oh, right!
- Here's the money for the pastera we received. - Thank you!
- Hey, gimme the money! - Is it over yet?
- No, not yet. - Really?
- But I think it'll be useful for something. - Yeah, you're right.
- About the dinner we had last night... - Yeah.
Well, I'll ask you, but how much do you know about her?
How much do we know? Well, that is...
She lost her father early in the morning and delivered newspapers in the morning and evening for her sick mother.
But she didn't say a word about it.
She doesn't say such a crying thing.
On that day, my mother's condition wasn't getting any better, and I told her to go to the hospital.
But she said, "No, it's my duty to fight the rider."
So, that girl...
That girl...
She didn't say a word about it.
If you think about it like that, can you say bad things about her?
I can't say it. I can't say it.
That's right. For that girl's sake...
Why don't you sing a song for her?
That's a good idea.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's sing.
Kinako rice, kinako rice...
They live in our hearts...
For some strange reason...
They laugh in our hearts...
Kinako rice, Kinako rice...
Don't get in my way!
Don't come out!
I don't think I can do a colonel's job.
Look at this.
I can't even kick.
You can't even attack.
I think I'm going to fail again this time.
No, you can't fail.
I can't even kick or punch, so I'll do whatever I want.
You can even use a lighter.
That's right.
After work in the summer, Amido is already tired.
Summer!
You're good!
Well, well, we'll do our best!
(applause and cheers)
(music)
Even in a dream...
You are my last woman...
No matter how coldly we part...
You are my...
You are my last woman...