AISubs v3.5
Dad, it's already been five years since you died.
This earth and earth's peace, you and I will protect it.
Professor Zaizen, Kentaro is doing his best.
Yuko, if you say that, you will be embarrassed.
Professor, Kentaro is doing his best.
I have Kentaro's child in me.
Dad, we will get married.
Please watch over us!
We won't let you do that!
Dad!
Kentaro!
Professor!
We only said "B" yet.
We won't let you do that!
Isn't she your wife?
That's her nickname.
What are you saying?
Dad!
Yuko, I will save you now!
No!
If you do that, you idiot!
Save me!
You're fast!
Mr. Aoi! Are you okay?
Yeah!
You look like you're going to burn!
Hey, look!
Save me!
Mr. Chikugo, help me!
Yeah!
Aoi, Aoi, this principle!
What's that?
Oh!
I see!
Okay, let's do it!
Kick!
What are you doing?
Aren't you going to catch me?
It doesn't matter who you are!
What are you doing?
Save me!
I don't want to!
Come on! Come on!
Hurry up!
Aho Aho Shovel Car!
Aho Aho Shovel Car is a Shovel Car miniature that can lift up to 2,000 tons of weight!
You're not a miniature!
Save me!
Hurry up!
Aho Aho Mobile Phone!
I rang the mobile phone, but it didn't come up!
What are you doing?
Save me!
I don't want to!
Look at the situation!
Aho Aho Shovel Car!
(Laughter)
(Screams)
Are you all right, Riko?
(Snore)
Have you been caught?
(Snore)
Are you really stupid?
(Laughter)
(Music)
Good evening! I'm Judge Kouhei!
Now, let's go to the competition corner right away!
I'll introduce Ohara.
Hello, Judge Kouhei.
My father always tells me to learn calculation.
But I have a calculator now, so I don't think I need to learn it.
Calculator and calculator, which one is better at calculating? Please tell me!
By the way, I can't calculate at all!
Yes, I got it from Jimmy Onishi in Tokyo.
Thank you very much!
Now, let's go to the competition again today!
First of all, this is Mr. Calculator's entrance card!
One calculator.
Be confident!
Are you okay?
But I can't do it.
It's okay!
One calculator and one calculator.
I can't do it, but it's okay!
But it's a big battle today, but do your best!
What did you say?
Judge Kouhei, nice to meet you!
What? Is it my mistake?
Then please do your best!
What did you say?
It's funny!
But I love this purple calculator!
Thank you!
I love this one!
It's Mr. Solomon's entrance card!
Where are you going?
Huh?
Come over here, Mr. Telecommunicator!
But you know...
Yeah?
We're facing each other today!
Oh, yeah!
But you think you'll be okay?
You sure you got enough sleep last night?
Leave that to me!
So how long did you sleep last night?
I'll look it up!
You're good at calculating everything on the spot!
How many hours did you sleep?
Five or six hours?
You really don't know?!
Huh?!
Mr. Telecommunicator!
Hey! Don't talk to me like that in front of me!
This is the first time we've met!
What are you talking about?!
I hope you win today!
That too, Mr. Telecommunicator!
Just that!
I hope you win!
Well, well!
I'll admit it!
Thank you, Mr. Telecommunicator!
Well, well!
You did a good job!
Now then, everyone!
Let's start today's match!
Today is...
Calculation Game!
Today's rule is...
Both of you will use your bodies to calculate!
I'll ask you to use your bodies to calculate!
No, please!
What is this?
You should listen to me!
Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry, sorry.
Please listen to me!
To put it simply, what are you making?
It's nothing like that!
I'm afraid my body will get dirty today.
It's okay for today!
Then, let's have the first person to answer!
This person!
Yes?
Aren't you putting too much lipstick on?
You're right!
Your name and age, please!
Inomata Sayaka.
How old are you?
I'm three years old.
Three years old!
You're pretty young!
Do you know about Downtown?
I know about it.
Which do you like better, Macchan or Hama-chan?
Hama-chan.
What a strange man!
What are you thinking about?
Then, let's get started!
Yes!
First of all...
Here it is.
Here is the question for Dentaku-san!
There are 20 pieces of skin.
Dentaku-san first cut the skin into two pieces with a chopper.
Two pieces! It's over!
Here I go!
Mr. Tentaku got carried away and now he's got three pieces in his head!
- Kama, keep your nose down. - I'm sorry!
Why did you do that?
I tried it again!
What are you doing?
He got three pieces in his head!
That means...
He had two pieces in his head!
Now, here's the question!
Thank goodness!
How many pieces are left in Kawara's head?
Sayaka-chan, here's the answer!
One.
Wait a minute! I was going to dig it up!
Yes, yes!
I saw this!
I understand how she feels!
But even so...
No, no, no!
But even so...
One!
The unit is different!
The unit is still young!
It's small, so it's three!
It's three years old!
The first question is...
Incorrect!
You're saying a lot of things!
Of course!
Now...
Here's the question for that evening!
A phone call came in!
Oh, that's right!
Since he couldn't go home that evening...
He tried calling home!
And then...
His mother answered!
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
What have you been up to lately?
I'm tired.
How are you, dad?
I'm fine, thank you.
For what?
For you to do all kinds of things for me.
What did you do for me?
Wait, you're not mad, are you?
What did you do for me?
You gave me money and stuff like that.
You're so mean!
I understand!
Well, after that nostalgic conversation for a year,
Rentacom asked his mother something like this.
You know...
Huh?
You're...
You're kind of...
What?
You're kind of...
What?
What is it?
You're mean!
What's your personality like?
You're mean!
Huh?
Your butt?
It's about...
How many centimeters?
I don't know. Maybe 90 something centimeters?
90?
Yeah.
Well, it's 90.
Yeah.
What about your waist?
My waist is 65 centimeters.
Yeah...
Huh? What?
Hmm...
(laughter)
Well, you know...
Yeah.
It happens.
It does.
Well, it's about...
It's about...
Yeah.
How much of your body is that?
Hmm...
Maybe 83 centimeters.
Where is "boy"?
Which one is "go"?
"Go"?
Huh?
85.
85, right?
That's right.
Hip is 90.
Waist is 65.
Bust is 85.
Give me "go".
"Go" means "body", right?
What?
Good body
Ah, "good"
Very good
Ah, I'm jealous of you, old man!
You're an idiot!
Thank you for your hard work!
Now!
I'm a little impatient!
Here's a question for Sayaga-chan!
I see.
If you add your mother's bust, waist, and hips...
How many centimeters is it?
Sayaga-chan, please answer!
Go
"Go"!
The winner is... HIKIWAKI!
And now, here is the next winner!
You're full of energy, aren't you?
May I have your name and age, please?
Shota Fumeda.
How old are you, Shota?
I'm five years old.
Five years old!
Now, here is the question for Dentaku-san!
Dentaku-kun was walking.
Then, from over there, Grandma walked over.
Grandma's favorite Dentaku-kun kissed Grandma once!
Grandma kissed him once!
Grandma, stay still!
Grandma was very happy!
Then, from over there, Grandpa came.
But Dentaku-kun doesn't like Grandpa very much.
But he kissed him!
Grandpa doesn't like Grandpa at all!
Why did you kiss him?!
Stay still, Grandpa!
Grandpa was very happy!
Then, from over there,
a woman-like man walked over.
That man kissed Dentaku-kun three times!
And now, Dentaku-kun is walking.
Now, the national talent, Grandma is walking!
First, Grandma turned her face towards herself.
And then...
Grandma...
With a deep...
With a deep kiss...
With her nose...
Wait, wait, wait!
She did it only once!
With her nose and face!
(Cheering)
With a sweet kiss...
Dentaco-kun also...
Was slapped!
Now, the question is...
How many...
Kisses...
Has Dentaco-kun received so far?
Answer please!
Shota-kun!
Go ahead!
He's calculating now. He's answering now.
He's whispering.
Yes, I can hear it.
Is he calculating?
Yes, he's calculating now.
Ding!
He said it! He said it!
Then, Shibata-kun, please answer!
You can't!
Choda-kun, it was a little difficult, wasn't it?
But don't worry about it and do your best for the next quiz, okay?
Now, let's continue with the questions for Soroban-kun!
Soroban-kun has become a bus driver!
Hong Kong! Echiba-kun!
Today as well, Soroban-kun is full of energy for work!
At the next stop, five passengers with piles came on board!
Soroban-kun is running around the city with pride!
At the next stop, another ten passengers came on board!
At the next stop, another eighteen passengers came on board!
Amazing!
For now, I think Soroban-kun will die at this rate.
I wiped my face cleanly.
Then, I was late and only one person came on board.
Now, here is the question!
How many people are there in the bus, including Soroban-kun right now?!
It's a simple addition!
Shota-kun! Answer me! Please!
How many people do you think? How many people do you think?
One hundred people.
One hundred people! One hundred people!
So close!
Shota-kun, you can't look!
Shota-kun, don't look!
A new youkai has appeared!
Can I get married?
Do you know?
Do you know that?
Now, let's play this game!
It's cold!
Let's play this game!
This time...
Judge Kouhei's own decision...
Emergency!
Is this it?!
The Boy Who Forgot Evo
The Real Evo
Mr. Hazama...
Yes?
You've come again.
Yes.
Today...
Yes.
Continuing from last time...
This guy, Hajime Sugiyama...
Yes, that's right...
Well, last time...
Yes.
He was beaten up badly.
Yes.
That's why...
Yes.
Today...
Yes.
I'll make him laugh.
This time...
It's a little advantageous in terms of timing.
It's a sense of freedom.
Yes.
Right, Hajime-kun?
Yes.
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Hajime Sugiyama.
Yes.
I'm a fifth grader in elementary school.
Yes.
I'll soon be 11 years old.
You'll be 11 years old.
Yes.
The book you're reading now is...
"Kobo-chan".
No!
It's not funny.
Your reaction is worse than last time.
It's getting worse!
At least look at me.
I did look at you at first.
I see.
Well, this "Sleeping Lion" is...
Yes, yes.
If you didn't come out last time...
Well, only two of you came out.
Yes.
But we'll do it again.
Yes.
Let's do it again.
Well, to be honest...
Yes.
This group of members...
Yes.
We can't do it first.
That's true.
If this is why we can't do it...
It's hard.
We can't do it!
It's impossible for us to do it for the third time!
We can't do it.
We really have to do something about it.
That's right.
Yes.
Today's "Sleeping Lion" is...
Yes.
Are you excited?
I'm excited.
Yes.
Then, let's...
"Top Batter"!
"Top Batter" said he was excited.
Well, let's do it!
First of all...
The four "Sleeping Lions", "Top Batter" is...
A blue fish!
Yuto Seino Korase! Yuto Seino Korase! Yuto Seino Korase! Yuto Seino Korase!
For your intriguing audience, just pretend you do not know.
OK! Then, a fatal joke.
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Can you prepare that chair?
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Shaking Lion!
Shaking Lion! Shaking Lion!
You idiot! You idiot!
Open your mouth and drink!
Drink! Drink!
Open your mouth! Open your mouth!
Drink the ink! Drink the ink!
Good! How about this?
Oh! Oh! It doesn't come out!
It doesn't come out!
Boom!
Now, let's have Aoi and Sakata go home!
As expected, they raised their hands!
How about ice cream?
I don't want it!
You don't want it?
Now, let's have Aoi and Sakata go home!
Thank you very much!
First of all, they were defeated!
Thank you very much!
It's Sakata and Toshio!
It's my first time seeing Sakata and Toshio being defeated like this!
No, no, as expected of a tough opponent!
Now, thank you very much!
Now, let's have this person go home!
It's Arai!
There it is!
This person?
It's this person!
What is it, you idiot?
What is it?
This is a fake!
Ah! It brings back memories!
Can you not use this tool?
It brings back memories!
However, no matter what Arai does, this is a fake!
Yes!
If you use this, you're done for!
If you don't use this, you're done for!
Even if you use this, you're done for!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's have him go home!
This is...
He's become a much tougher opponent!
However, the next person is...
Sakata and Toshio...
For this person to come out...
This is amazing!
Now, let's go!
The third person is...
Senna Mizuno!
You're a genius! You're a genius!
You're a genius!
Don't steal my jokes, you bastard!
I...
Hajime!
Yes?
Your present!
It's mine. You can have it.
It's mine.
Does your uncle know about it?
No, he doesn't.
Your uncle used to be funny!
You'll get along with your uncle from now on, won't you?
Hajime, shake his hand.
Your real father is...
...this uncle!
Stop it!
Fine!
I'll never give up!
I can't lose like this!
Don't steal my room!
I won't!
Fine! I'll steal your uncle's room!
Yes, sir!
Don't be silly.
You have to stop it.
Your uncle is in trouble.
He's busy, but he got a call last night and he's not here today.
Don't be silly!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Don't steal my room!
Thank you!
He lost his cool.
His reaction is amazing.
Yes, it is.
We have no choice but to bet on his last move.
His last move is...
...the Nishikawa Norio!
N-N-Norio-chan is so cute!
She's so hot!
N-N-Norio-chan is so hot!
She's the hottest girl in town!
Leave it to me! Leave it to me! Leave it to me!
Leave it to me! Leave it to me!
I caught you! I caught you! I caught you, you big bird!
I caught you, you big bird!
I'm sorry...
I'm a girl...
I'm not too stupid!
I caught you! I caught you, you big bird!
Leave it to me! Leave it to me!
I caught you! I caught you! I caught you, you big bird!
Cha-cha-ma-mo-yo-pa
Mmm... Cha-cha-ma-mo-yo-pa
A-ta-ta-ta... Ma-pa-sa-te-te
Wa-sanna-ni-sara-su-den-to!
And while I say that, I want to thank you!
- Thank you for your growth! - Thank you!
On my first attempt,
I could not ride down the west side.
I rode it up as I planned.
You were amazing!
This is tough!
Not at all.
Now, the last one is "sleeping lion".
All of you, please!
Now, eat this! Eat this!
Leave it to me! Leave it to me!
Eat this! Eat this!
Well, now, it's a great battle.
It's funny that it's being spread out behind me.
Such members don't gather in the first place.
Ah, I think such old men are funny.
Well, as I thought, it didn't work in the first place.
Thank you very much.
The second round is also a complete defeat.
You're a genius! You're a genius! You're a genius!
You're a genius! You're a genius!
(laugh)
Ah! Yes!
Ms. Candy, please come here!
You're beautiful, Ms. Candy!
Ms. Candy!
Ms. Candy, it's like a dream!
I can't believe I can go for a drive like this with you!
This is the place of my memories.
M-memories?
What kind of memories do you have?
When I was fifteen...
Yes?
The rain got heavier and heavier...
When I looked up at the sky...
A B-29 was flying!
Do you know of the B-29?
No!
You're happy, aren't you?
And so...
We gathered in this village...
And fell in love!
And he...
Brought me an onigiri!
I was so happy!
Tamotsu-kun!
What are you doing?!
No, I'm going to take that onigiri!
Who are you?!
Tamotsu-kun!
Ms. Candy!
You little old man, you're ugly!
Fifteen years old and still ugly!
Candy!
When I realized it, my face was like this!
It's beautiful!
I'm hungry!
You're overdoing it!
Hama-chan's...
Gorugama-san!
I'll do it!
I'll win today.
Of course you will!
I'm serious.
Let's get started.
I'm coach Momoko.
Momoko-chan?
You're older than me!
Are you aiming to become a professional player?
Yes, I am.
I see.
How long have you been playing?
About a year and a half.
You're right.
About a year and a half.
Your attitude is...
We'll play against each other today.
The 13th hole.
335 yards.
It's a middle hole.
It's a right dogleg.
The white dot is a bunker.
It's a big deal if you hit a bunker.
I haven't practiced bunkers.
I'm not good at bunkers.
Me neither.
I see.
Can you win?
She's funny.
She's been on the course only three times.
But her best score is 100.
She's good at driving.
Pay attention to her T-shirt!
Did she go to the left?
The left looks dangerous.
I see.
Huh?
I suddenly got excited.
What?
Okay, okay.
Watch this.
Hama-chan's T-shirt.
This is the course, right?
Not good, not good.
It's a secret!
Let's go!
Her footwork is light!
Now, Momoko-chan's second!
It's good!
It's good, Momoko-chan!
It's good enough.
She's relaxed.
No, no, no.
Can Momoko-chan, who's not doing too well, turn it on?
Oh!
It's good!
She hit it a little.
Oh, it's a bunker!
It's good!
Hama-chan's fired up!
She's really aiming for a 2-0!
That's difficult, Hama-chan!
What are you talking about?
I just made it equal with Momoko.
Hama-chan's ball has entered a really difficult area.
It looks really difficult.
I just made it out!
Now, Momoko-chan's bunker shot!
It's good!
Oh!
Hama-chan's approach!
If she does it well, it's a chance!
Huh?!
It's good!
Hama-chan! Hama-chan! Hama-chan!
Now we're side by side with Momo-chan.
Seriously.
Will Momo-chan be able to pull it in?!
It's in!
Alright! Oh, it's gone!
Nice one!
Hama-chan, it's your chance!
Huh?!
Oh, it's good! It's good! It's good! It's in!
Why did it go all the way over there?!
Momo-chan, if you screw this pad in...
Is it a little strong? Is it a little strong?!
Oh, but it's good!
It's in! It's in! It's in!
Huh?! Huh?!
Nice touch!
If you put it in, you win.
So close!
Yes!
You can put it in now.
Okay!
Yes!
You got it.
I'm going to buy it.
I'm kind of nervous.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
How was it, Momo?
Well...
At first, the driver...
went a little off-course.
He went off-course.
The second run was difficult.
I think I was a little unlucky.
Yes.
Well, I'll practice more and more.
Yes.
If I go out on the course more and more...
I'll get better.
Yes.
Okay, Momo, do your best from now on.
Yes.
Thank you very much!
Yes.
So, Hama won this time...
by one run difference!
Thank you very much!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
So...
Next time...
Momo!
Do your best!
We'll keep winning!
Yes!
Huh?
What's going on?
Hey, boss!
Boss!
What did you say?
Isn't it the other way around?
Hey, hey, don't sit down.
What's wrong with you?
Let's call it a day.
No, no, it's fine.
Looking back, you probably don't even know where you stand.
No, no, I don't think so. I'll give you back what you gave me.
Well, if you think about it, you and I have a different personality.
Well, of course.
I guess you could say that.
Yes, yes.
For example, if I were you...
If I were you...
You would be...
A boiled egg.
If I were "New York Times"...
You would be...
A middle class citizen.
If I were that Mona Lisa...
You would be...
A hobo.
Idiot, isn't he?
You know what I'm saying, don't you?
If you know what I'm saying, give it back.
I know what you're saying.
Boss.
It's because of you that I can pay you 3 million yen in cash.
Do you want me to call the police?
What?
I'm not going to say a word about it.
You still don't know what you're saying.
I know what you're saying!
Do you want me to say it?
I know what you're saying!
Think about your position.
Think about your position!
If I were Ultra's mother...
If you were Ultra's mother...
you would be Ikkyu's hobo.
You're his mother.
You know what you're saying, don't you?
Of course I know what you're saying.
I know what you're saying!
It's because of you that I can pay you 3 million yen in cash.
Cash?
Cash?!
I'll pay you 3 million yen in cash!
If you have 3 million yen, I'll pay you 10,000 yen!
If you have 2 million yen, I'll pay you 9,998 yen in cash!
Where should I put it?
I'll pay you 3 million yen in cash!
What did you say?!
Stop it!
You still don't get it, do you?!
You idiot!
Think about your position!
Think about my position, you idiot!
You're saying it in a different angle!
It's not an angle!
If I were that famous producer, Sato Yoshikazu...
Yoshikazu!
You'd be...
Kuririnja!
Do you understand?!
Yeah!
Hey, let's end today's game.
You're right!
Let's end today's game!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
But, if you think about it...
Even if you say it, they won't know.
Of course.
Doing it all of a sudden is too much.
But you're in a good mood today, aren't you?!
Well, I'll say one thing.
If you answer my question, I'll forgive you.
There you are!
You bastard!
My position is rough!
Say "pizza" ten times.
Say "pizza" ten times!
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza...
The delivery will arrive in 30 minutes.
Pizza?
Damn you!
What the hell?!
What?!
Kuririn!
You...
...were scolding me.
Damn you!
What is your name?!
Gyo... Gyo Hamada.
Oh, I remember!
What?!
Who are you?!
Yeah! 31 years old!
Well, it's your birthday, so this is for you.
From me?
Yes.
Here it is!
The theme is "the same as me for a year".
First of all, it's a calendar for next year.
Calendar?
Yes, for next year.
Next year?
It's beautiful.
Isn't it?
First of all, it's April.
First of all, it's January.
It's February!
It's March!
It's April!
It's February!
It's June!
It's Wednesday!
It's July!
It's the best season.
Isn't it?
It's August!
Isn't it?
It's May.
It's the autumn of art.
It's December.
It's like a wall for a year.
Is it the same all year round?
Is it?!
What are you doing?!
Take it! Take it!
I'm sorry.
I took it after you finished it!
Then the teacher on the TV should be in a better mood!
He can't do such a thing!
This is definitely different.
This is definitely worse!
I don't know!
Thank you very much!