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Kurano-kun, I'm going to start a new category, so stop reading manga!
What are you talking about? It's really interesting!
That's right! All the students have passed the exam and are excellent teachers!
Kurano-kun, it's about time for you to go home and rest!
Shut up, mama! That's enough!
Look, the teacher is here!
Kurano-kun, I'm going to start a new category, so stop reading manga!
What is this?
Hey, who are you?!
Hello, nice to meet you!
I'm a teacher at a robot school, my name is Totai!
So, you're Azubotai and Kuchibiru, right?
That's right!
We're going to study together from now on, so nice to meet you!
And who is that girl next to you?
She's my classmate!
Matsuzoki-kun is studying now, so please go home!
No!
No, no, no! Please go home!
No!
You're funny! Please go home!
No!
Attack!
W-what?!
Why?!
What did you say?!
I'm going to eat you up!
Murano-kun!
Who's your boss?
Fujiko Fujio.
Attack! Attack!
It hurts! It hurts!
Attack! Attack!
Leave me alone!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll kill you! I'm sorry!
Forgive me!
I won't forgive you!
Murano-kun!
I don't want to be like you!
I'll kill you!
What does "triple division" mean?
Judicial...
Legislative...
Government!
I got it!
Correct!
He's a good kid.
Just like I thought.
I'm glad!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Conclusion level four!
What else is there?
What does "triple division" mean?
I don't know that!
Attack!
Leave me alone!
It hurts!
Attack! Ready!
Leave me alone!
Attack!
(Bang)
If you have a chance, please say it again!
Dance!
See you next week!
NETFLIX JAPAN
DAILY NEWS
Provided by Maiden.
Good evening, I'm Judge Kouhei!
Now, let's go straight to the competition corner!
The summer vacation is over, isn't it?
Good evening, Judge Kouhei!
Huh? Stop it!
First of all, there is always a group of scary guys in the game center,
but which one suits the game center better?
Is it the Yankees?
Or is it the teamers?
Please tell me!
By the way, I'm serious, so I'm not good at either!
I got this from Rikiya Yasuoka-kun of Tokyo!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's go straight to the competition corner!
First of all, it's Godzilla!
Yankee-kun, you bastard!
No, Yankee-kun!
That face color means you're sick!
Hey, you can say that anywhere!
Oh, I miss you!
It's been 13 years since I last saw a Yankee!
But, your face is really scary!
If you say it like that, you'll get a lump in your throat!
Stop it!
Let's have a refreshing competition!
Now, it's my turn!
Who are you playing against me today?
Today, it's scary!
It's like this when it comes to the sourness of the east!
It's G.MA-kun's entrance!
Go for it!
I can't walk, so I'll walk!
Cut it out!
I'm sorry!
Hey, what are you doing?!
When you guys get off, don't forget me!
I'm sorry!
I said I'm sorry!
G.MA-kun!
That's why the song was called "cheater"!
I'm not a good student, but I'm sorry!
G.MA-kun!
That's why!
What are you saying?!
Fight me properly!
Okay!
Give me nothing but singing!
Today's rule is simple!
Yes!
Today's rule is...
Game center confrontation!
Both of you will have a chance in the game center...
Fight hard and have a third round!
Then...
First match is soccer game!
What is soccer game?
What kind of rule is it?
It's common in the game center, isn't it?
Yes!
That soccer player spins and shoots.
Oh!
In short, we become that!
We!
If we have a third round, we will spin and shoot.
Yes!
I will dig a ball.
Yes!
If you score a goal and score a lot in the time limit, you win!
I see!
Does it have anything to do with our strength?
It depends on how you spin and shoot!
What does it have to do with it?
No, but...
The angle of your feet...
Oh, I see!
It's important!
Goal!
No!
With this...
You want to kick?
Yes!
It's difficult to change the angle of your feet!
Are you ready?
Please score a lot in the time limit!
Start!
Wow! That's very scary!
Whoa!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
It won't come out! It won't come out!
No, no, it's perfect!
It's too quick!
It's very scary!
Is it fast?
Is it a real rehearsal?
Yes, it's a real rehearsal.
We don't try it and we don't hurt you!
It's okay!
Oh, is that so?
It's okay!
No, it's faster than I saw!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Hold it firmly!
I'm so scared.
Don't be fooled by me!
Let's do it!
Ready!
Go!
He's doing it too!
Shima-kun!
Do soccer properly!
But I'm scared!
Kick the ball properly!
Yes!
Shoot at the opponent's ball!
Yes!
Start!
He decided to shoot for his own goal!
Can you do it one more time?
What goal?
You're in a bad mood.
I'm in a bad mood!
I've been waiting for you!
Can you do it one more time?
You're killing me!
Can you do it one more time?
One more time?
Director?
Director.
Mr. Yambi, what do you think?
You're exaggerating, judge!
Ah, ah, ah!
What, what, what?
PK!
Wait a minute!
I'm already in it!
Do you know the rules?!
PK, PK!
Do you know what PK means?
I don't care about that.
Change coat!
You only have 30 seconds to extend it!
Huh?!
Change... change coat...
What are you talking about?!
Change coat!
You're not going to forgive me for this?!
Ah, it's definitely a change coat here!
I'm sure of it!
Are you ready?!
Alright!
Then!
You only have 30 seconds to extend it!
No, no, it's over. It's a tie! It's a tie! It's a tie! He caught up!
Why did you let Yankee fly away?
I was scared.
He flew away.
The one who scores next wins!
Yes!
You can't change the rules!
OK! OK! It doesn't matter!
Let's go!
You have to win!
Ready!
OK! OK!
The second round!
The second round is basketball game!
If you have a machine attached to you, you can move up and down.
Use this power and shoot the goal in the middle!
Let's go!
Ready!
Wow!
I can't do it!
Wow!
I can't do it!
There is one more goal!
So...
The one who shoots first is the winner!
Let's go!
Goal!
Go!
The one who shoots first is the winner!
First of all, you did a great shot, but...
Really?
Well, when I saw it, when you were shooting...
Your right hand was out of place!
It's true!
It's not my fault!
I'm really sorry!
I'm really sorry for looking at you like that!
No, no, no!
And it's dirty!
If you don't do it like "pong", it'll be a little dirty from the side of your neck.
It's dirty!
I want to see the quality of the balloons.
Why? Why do you want to see the quality of the balloons?
I wonder if you're making fun of me.
That shot was a no-count!
However!
This time, each of you has a ball.
The one who shot first is the winner!
Yes!
So, if you don't decide so much...
This time...
Your hand is okay!
Oh!
But where is it out of place?
When you thought you shouldn't hit it with your heading...
What are you talking about?
I don't know when you're going to hit it!
Go ahead and hit it!
It's different from me hitting it!
As soon as I whistle...
You can hit it!
Really?
Yes!
Okay!
Then, let's do our best!
One, two...
Ready...
Go!
Close!
Yankee, you're close!
It's long, so it's okay!
Go!
Close!
It's long, so it's okay!
Go! Go!
One more here!
One more!
How many times did you hit it?
Close!
Go ahead and hit it!
Close!
One more again!
Close!
This is... Yangimno!
The last is the third round!
Even if you cry and laugh, it's the last! Hey, cheer up, you guys!
I've been like this since I was a newcomer.
It hurts, third round! You're losing now, two to zero!
There are three points in the last round!
Even if you lose in two to zero, you can turn things around!
Huh? Why are you saying "Huh? Why not?"
I'm the king of this island!
You guys, be quiet!
What does this rule mean?
The rule is that you two will be in the water at the same time.
And you'll show your faces.
The number of times you get hit by me is less than the number of times you lose.
So it's more valuable for me to work hard and dive for a longer period of time, right?
That's right, but of course, the ground and water are slippery these days,
and with the weight of you two, you won't have any air at all,
so you won't be able to breathe unless you show your faces.
If you keep diving, you'll die.
Please be careful about that.
I'm jealous of your wife.
I know, right? I know, right?
Think about that yourself!
Ouch!
Huh?
Look at that bad guy! His ears are sticking out!
Yes, his ears are sticking out!
This rubber band went under his ears a little, but it's still in his ears!
Ouch!
This is really scary!
Oh, I'm scared!
He's peeping! He's peeping!
Is that enough?!
Let's go!
Ready!
I can't believe it!
You... you don't have any intention of running away, do you?!
Whatever you say...
Whatever I say...
Well then, let's see the result!
Oh! Team A 100, Yankees 98!
That means... this game is also won by Yankees!
Today and tomorrow and the day after that...
In Team A and Team B...
Yankees will be in the playoffs!
See you next week!
Thank you for the meal!
You were saved by the customers.
Yes.
I'm glad you were light.
Don't mention it!
I'm sorry about that.
You made me slip!
What would you like for dinner?
Dinner all of a sudden?!
What's with you?!
I don't have much time.
Then let's go out and eat.
Oh, let's do that!
It's been a while.
Outside?
Yeah, let's go outside.
Outside?
You don't have anything to buy?
I need a second bag.
You don't have one?
You can't say things like that.
I'm begging you.
Hey!
Excuse me!
You have a second bag?
Yes.
What brand do you want for it?
Brand?
Yes.
Hmm...
I guess buttons are hard.
Answer me!
That's what you are!
You're a fool!
I think you're a fool, too!
I'm asking you because I want you to be a fool!
Let's go somewhere.
If we go this way, where is the second bag?
It's a department store, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
I know you're going to a department store with a second bag.
You go to every department store!
Then, for example...
What?
For example...
Let's say you go to a department store with a second bag.
For example...
Can I say it?
Yes, you can say it.
Can I say it?
Yes, you can say it.
Then you go to buy a second bag.
Department store...
Where do you go to a department store?
It doesn't matter.
Don't get carried away!
I'm sorry.
You're a fool.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Then let's go.
Yes, let's go.
How many minutes?
You came back in four minutes, didn't you?
No, I was just asking the manager if he had any coverage.
Coverage?
Yes.
What coverage?
It seems like a magazine.
Magazine?
What magazine?
"Sankei"... "Sankei Graph".
"Sankei Graph", is it that kind of magazine?
I don't know about that!
No, no!
No, no, but...
The manager is smiling.
I hate people taking pictures of me!
You do?
Yes, I do.
You don't even have a remote control on TV!
You're so noisy!
I didn't say that!
Why do you hate taking pictures of me?
It's annoying!
I only use one picture, but you use so many!
You don't have anything, do you?
Money?
No, I don't have any money.
You're lying!
You're a reporter!
Of course you don't have money!
You don't have anything?
I only have about 50,000 yen.
You don't have anything?
You're lying!
I don't have anything.
Then you don't have money...
Hey!
Yes?
Can you give me "Sankei Graph"...
No, no, no!
Hey!
Please come in.
I've been waiting for you.
Well, then...
I've never seen a camera before, so I'm a little excited.
Can you avoid me until I get used to the subject?
Can you talk to me with the camera?
Is it okay if I talk to you only with the camera?
Well, I don't have much time, so I'll get started.
I'm sure you have a lot of monkeys.
Are they good monkeys or bad monkeys?
I'm sure you have a lot of monkeys.
You have two monkeys now. Which one is a good monkey and which one is a bad monkey?
Well...
I think they're both the same.
But you have a lot of monkeys.
Good monkeys and bad monkeys, right?
Yes, yes.
Well, which one of them is not very smart?
Not smart...
Stupid monkeys?
Stupid monkeys...
I think it's this one.
I'm not stupid.
Crash, watch out! Crash, watch out! Crash, watch out!
Crash, watch out! Crash, watch out!
Crash, watch out!
It's okay here.
Can you see Crash with that camera?
Next...
Excuse me, can you change the question?
Oh, I see.
They all have different faces, right?
Yes, yes.
Humans are all different, right?
Right?
I think there are good monkeys and bad monkeys.
But which one is a good monkey and which one is a bad monkey?
Well...
They're both...
If we're talking about monkeys...
They're both...
Well, up to a certain level...
Yes, yes.
Well...
If we're talking about humans, which one is an ugly monkey?
Ugly?
Yes.
Ugly monkey?
Yes.
This one.
Ugly, ugly, ugly...
Stop it!
Claws! Claws! Claws!
Claws, sir! Claws, sir!
Claws! Claws, sir!
It's dangerous, so stop flashing!
This one.
And then...
Bone!
Ouch!
Claws... Bone...
If you do this...
Are you all right?
I'm fine!
Well, next...
Yes?
Well...
Shall we change?
Oh, yes.
You always have two monkeys, right?
Yes.
Do you only work with one monkey?
Well, of course we work together.
But you two...
Well, but...
Um...
I can't. I can't.
I've never worked with two people before.
Well, one monkey...
Well, either one of you...
Can I not work with you?
That's...
Hey you!
Yes?
You're ugly.
Huh?
What are you talking about?
Well...
Huh?
Ouch!
No, no, no...
Hey you!
Come here!
- This way! - No!
Sit down!
Wait...
Come here!
Move!
Come here!
Come!
Sit down!
Come!
Come sit!
Sit down!
What are you doing?
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!
How is it? How is it?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it?
Fight!
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Fight!
Don't tell anyone.
Speed attack! Rock construction remodeling plan!
- Mr. Sakamoto. - Yes.
- Are you up? - Yes, I'm up.
- You look sleepy. - Thank you.
- Are you okay? - Thank you.
- Before, Mr. Imada... - Yes.
- The commercial for the parachute suit... - Yes, yes, yes.
- When we did it... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Mr. Imada had to jump from a 10-meter diving platform. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But he couldn't do it. - Yes, yes, yes.
Mr. Imada was fooled by the prank camera that aired in June of this year.
In addition, he was afraid of 10-meter heights and couldn't jump into the pool.
He is afraid of heights all over Japan.
So, this time, Downtown is still trying to overcome his fear of heights...
...and challenge Skydiving from an altitude of 4,000 meters!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Mr. Imada... - Yes.
- You don't seem like you know what's going on today. - Yes, yes, yes.
- You're kind of weird. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Usually, you're nervous... - Yes, yes, yes.
- You don't eat well... - Yes, yes, yes.
- You don't sleep well... - Yes, yes, yes.
I'm full now!
- You know what's going on today, don't you? - Yes, yes, yes.
When it comes to comedians, it's Skydiving.
This is an equal, you know?
When it comes to Skydiving, it's...
...diving!
DIVING!
When you're about to come down...
...and you're about to come down...
...you put on make-up and stuff like that...
...and you dive.
Yes.
Well, when you're about to come down...
...when you're about to come down...
...the showtime is waiting for you.
- That's what's going on. - Yes.
Well, you're flying now...
...and you're about to go up to 4,000 meters.
- Yes. - Yes.
And the person who's flying with you today...
...is the same old man I was when I flew last time.
- You're flying with your old man? - Old man!
I don't have anything to throw away anymore...
...well, I'm telling you I won't bite you even if I die.
- Are you okay, old man? - I'm okay, I'm okay.
- You were talking to Kuwagata. - What?!
You're crazy!
- You're crazy. - You're crazy!
- You were talking to Kuwagata. - No, no, no.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Yes.
- Well, for now... - Yes.
...let's have a simple lecture today.
Um...
...are you talking to Kuwagata?
- No! - No!
And...
...from the funny Instructor...
...the first warning during diving began.
Even so, despite his fear of heights...
...can he dive from a height of 4,000 meters?!
As expected, he can't hide his nervousness.
There's one more thing that could make him even more nervous...
- Sandals. - Sandals.
- Old man, you're so motivated.
Beach sandals.
Hey, be motivated!
There's no beach!
Take off your beach sandals!
Shoes!
- Shoes. - Take off your shoes, please.
These are called...
...skydiving shoes.
- What is this? - It's called "skydiving".
- I asked you why. - Oh, it's Chibinian.
- When you get off, you're already a woman. - Yes, you are.
- It's about time. - Get in, please. - Let's go!
- Wait for me. - Where do you want to go?
- Just say it. - I'm scared.
- Get in. - Why me?
- It's dangerous if you do it suddenly. - It's okay.
- Get in. - Can I?
- Wait for me! - Get in!
- It's dangerous if you do it suddenly. - It's okay.
Okay!
Bye!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I don't like getting in suddenly like this.
Please come and get me. I'll hug you.
I'll jump out of the plane.
Hey, do it!
Help me! I'd rather die than do it.
I'm scared!
- Why are you scared? - I'm scared!
- I'm scared!
I'm sorry.
Good luck.
Why?
I can't do it.
Again, you know.
Huh? Wait, who's there? Huh? What's that? Watch out!
Who's there?
It's just an elderly man.
Come on, raise your hand.
Okay.
Dad! Dad!
Dad!
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
Turn around and go to the left.
Wow!
There's a car coming.
Wow, there it is!
It's kind of small, isn't it?
Yummy!
It kind of looks like a maggot, doesn't it?
Of course it's yummy!
Can you open it for me?
Ouch!
What is he doing?
Oh, he's running!
Wonderful!
I can't do this in a standing position!
Seriously, it's the best!
What are you saying?
Do it properly up there!
I feel like I've become an amateur.
I feel like I'm scared.
I don't know what to say.
I'm glad I did this.
I'm glad you listened to me.
I listened to you, but it's really bad!
You tricked me!
I shouldn't have ridden it!
It was really scary!
You didn't put on makeup at all!
I put on lipstick properly!
Do it properly up there!
I feel like I've become an amateur.
I don't know what to say.
No, no, no!
Do it properly up there!
Your gaze is really heavy!
I can't speak!
I was really scared of you flying!
You're 5 times better at driving than you are at flying!
You're lying!
When you get out of the tunnel, you're going to fall!
That's amazing!
That's...
Calm down!
I was really scared of you!
You fell and put on makeup and danced here!
But, thanks to you two, I gained confidence!
Thank you very much!
Yaaaaa!
Yaaaa!
Yaaa!
Yaaaa!
The Greatest Showman
What is this?
The Greatest Showman
Are you OK?
The Greatest Showman
Yes, I'm OK.
- You! - Yes, sir?
Talk now!
What's up?
A zombie gave me oil!
The Greatest Showman
Get out!
The Greatest Showman
I don't get it.
The Greatest Showman
What's up with you?
That's a trend.
The Greatest Showman
Thank you for your understanding.
The Greatest Showman
You're such a troublemaker!
The Greatest Showman
Every time!
The Greatest Showman
Of course I know!
The Greatest Showman
Have you ever been scolded by your parents?
- You're a coward! - Of course I am!
- You know, I've been scolded by my parents. - Of course you do.
- Especially when I'm left with food. - Of course you do!
- There are many people in Africa who suffer. - Yes, yes.
- Food is too big for them. - Of course you do!
- I've been told that a lot. - Yes, yes.
But the children of Africa...
- are left hungry! - Of course you do!
- More! - Of course you do!
- But... - I'm a coward!
You know that, don't you?
I've been told that a lot.
But I can't help it.
- It can't be helped. - Yes.
- Give me the sword. - Yes.
- Three million yen, please. - Three million yen!
- One, two, three...
- Five million in total. - One, two, three...
- That's a lot of money. - Yes, it is.
- Three million yen... - You should have done it sooner!
- Yes, yes... - You're wasting my time.
- Hey! - Yes!
Take it properly.
You're the best.
- Well, I'll say one thing. - Yes.
You were never a good customer.
- Yes. - But it's all right.
What?
I like you now.
I'll say it again.
- Ed! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Thank you. - Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Well, this is the finale.
Finale?
Finale?!
Who do you think you're talking to?!
I don't need this!
- What? - What?
Did you hear what I said?
Yes, I heard it.
You're underestimating me!
Well, well, today it was completely fine, but there are various cameras, so let's sit down and talk for a while.
Sit down, you!
You're completely out of your mind, you know.
You're underestimating me! You're underestimating me!
You're underestimating me!
Even if you say so...
Me too. It's only now that you've calmed down like this.
Do you know what you were told when you were young?!
You're underestimating me!
When it was summer vacation or something like that, when I was in middle school, high school, everyone went up to the palm tree right away in the summer vacation and the teacher wouldn't get mad at them, you know?
But they were told that only the palm tree couldn't do it!
W-what do you mean?
You're underestimating me!
No matter what happens, you're underestimating me!
Even when I say "I can't do it anymore", you're underestimating me!
You're underestimating me!
Rumi-san, Rumi-san, 30,000 yen for a table.
You're here again, boss!
You're so mean, boss!
What are you talking about?
Do you have 5,000 yen?
Huh?
Do you have 5,000 yen?
I have about 5,000 yen.
No, no, no.
What is it?
That room over there.
Over there?
What are you talking about?
It's 5,000 yen over there.
It's a bedroom.
What are you talking about?
Close your eyes! Close your eyes!
Huh?
Just close your eyes!
What are you talking about?
That's enough.
Huh?
You're so mean, boss!
What did you say?!
Did you think I was a woman?
You're so cheeky, old man!
Did you think I was a woman?
Let's go!
Hey!
You're so cheeky, old man!
You guys are so weird today.
We came all the way back here.
No, no, no.
Don't say that.
Why?
You say weird things all the time.
Why are we here?
What's this?
Who put this in here?
What's this?
Well, it was funny.
If you don't show me your back, I won't be able to endure this painful night.
I closed my eyes and waited for you there,
I waited for you there.
When I was about to lose, you kissed me.
No!
Mecha Mori Mori, I won't cut my hair!
Mecha Mori Mori, Mecha Mori Mori, Mori!
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