AISubs v3.5
The stars are beautiful.
Yes.
What will you be when you grow up?
A wife, I guess.
I see.
Then, what will you do when your wife, no, your child appears before you?
What?
Close your eyes.
Dorito!
That voice is...
Oh, Saint!
What are you doing?
If you want me to give you back my daughter,
I'll give you a blueprint of the car your father drew.
Are you stupid?
Give it to me! Or else, my daughter...
What will you do?
Stop it!
I haven't touched you yet!
Stop it!
What will you do?
I have no choice!
Stupid idiot!
Help me!
What will you do?
You've been moving around a lot lately, haven't you?
Yeah!
Idiot!
She's been caught!
Ah! Do something about it!
Yeah!
Idiot! Idiot!
You have to eat soy milk!
That's none of your business!
I... I...
What are you doing? Do something about it!
Yeah!
Idiot! Idiot!
You're a man, aren't you?!
A shock struck the idiot's brain, and an unpredictable event occurred.
Ketaro...
Huh?
For a long time...
I felt like I was dreaming.
Huh?!
What am I doing in such an embarrassing outfit?!
What's wrong, idiot?!
From now on...
From now on, I'll forget my duty as a hero!
For Ketaro's sake, I'll fight!
For the peace of mankind, I'll fight!
Idiot!
You idiots!
Idiot! Idiot!
Hurry up and disappear!
Idiot! Idiot!
Idiot!
Wind speed... 7 meters...
Wind direction... 4 meters!
I can't see anything!
Damn you!
Idiot! Idiot!
Lady isn't sleeping here!
You're amazing!
I'm sorry for everything!
Thank you, idiot!
Stop it!
At this moment, again...
A shock struck the idiot's brain!
Stop it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
(upbeat music)
Good evening! Judge Kouhei here!
Now, let's get started with today's showdown!
Let me introduce Ohagaki!
Huh? Who's that?
Oh well, let's continue!
Today's showdown is one I've always wondered about,
but in "The Moon and the Sun That Appear At Night",
who is the star of the night sky?
This person is from Tezuka-san of Tokyo!
It's you, Yuun-san!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's get started with today's showdown!
First up is "The Moon and the Sun That Appear At Night"!
That's a strange-looking starting number!
Is your hand okay?
Are you okay?
Are you hurt?
I'm not hurt!
Oh, thank you for waiting!
Thank you for waiting! Are you okay?
Nice to meet you!
Now, let me introduce you!
It's the star of the night sky!
Oh, star of the night sky!
How are you, star of the night sky?
I'm doing my best!
But, star of the night sky, your shape is a little strange!
Why is that?
You're kind of weird!
What are you talking about? I'm doing my best!
Look at me!
What is it?
But...
What's wrong?
I'm glad you're the moon.
Why is that?
It doesn't matter!
Huh?
Why doesn't it matter?
What should I do?
But, it does matter!
It does matter!
Right?
It does matter, doesn't it?
No, no!
That's not it!
Do you want me to hold you?
Are you jealous of me?
Now, let's get started!
Let's have another match today!
Today's match is...
The Reporter Is Approaching! It's Dangerous!
On! On! On! Game!
God, no!
Let me explain it!
Today, you two will do "Kokon Tozai Murimondo Shiritori".
Each time you say it, the point will change!
The point the reporter will point at will change and the reporter will point at you!
Is it okay?
When the reporter comes in the end, a terrible punishment game will be waiting for you!
I am now telling you who are watching the TV!
Everything else is irrelevant!
Now, let's start the first round!
- First of all, you two will say "cocoon" - Yeah
- You two will say it with my theme - Yeah, yeah
- "stuff" - Yeah
- If you say "cocoon" - Yeah
- The points will come to you - Got it!
- The reporter will come to you - Yeah
- If you say "domino" - Yeah
- It's scary, so do your best! - Yeah
- Then, let's start in 5 minutes! - No way!
- It's a joke! A joke! - I'll kill you!
- He's going to kill you!
- If you say "cocoon", it's scary, so I'll run to the side
- Then, first of all, we'll start with you! - Me?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's start! "cocoon" - Yeah
- "magazine" - Yeah
- Ready, start! - "jump" - Yeah
- "jump", OK! - Yeah
- "cocoon" - Yeah
- "tokyo walker" - Yeah
- "tokyo walker", OK! - Yeah
- "weekly post" - Yeah
- "weekly post" - "weekly post"
- "weekly post", OK! - Yeah
- "asahi graph" - OK! - Yeah
- "weekly gemstone" - Yeah
- "weekly..." - What?
- You're talking so loud!
- "weekly gemstone" - Yeah
- "weekly gemstone", OK! - Yeah
- "sky" - Yeah
- "sky", OK! - Yeah
- Who's next? - "asahi entertainer"
- "asahi entertainer", OK! - Yeah
- Well... "shounen sande" - "shounen sande"!
- "shounen sande"!
God help us!
- Did you get in? - Now!
- Yes! - I shaved my head!
- He shaved his head!
- The second round is... - Yes!
- We will play "murimondo"! - Murimondo!
- What are you doing? - Yes!
- Our treatment is terrible from the beginning! - Yes!
- We have played a lot of fun boxing games! - That's right!
- When we do like this, we feel the most relieved! - Oh, is it true?
- Thank you for continuing with us! - We are happy!
- What is "murimondo"? - "Murimondo" is...
- When you are asked something, you can't say it! - Yes!
- So you have to say different things! - Yes!
- I have to say something rude! - Yes!
- So, even if you say "ahhh" to someone... - Yes!
- I will take it as "no"! - What?
- I will take it as "no"! - Then...
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- I got it! - Then...
- Let's start! "Murimondo" is... - I lost!
- You lost, too! - Yes!
- So you will go first! - Yes!
- Then, let's go! - Reporters, get ready!
- Start!
- I'm scared of spinning! - Oh, no!
- I'm in trouble! - I'm in trouble, too!
- What? - Ah!
- Ah!
- I'm thirsty! - I want to drink something!
- Do you have anything you want to drink? - You guys don't look like you're having fun!
- Are you idiots? - What are you talking about?
- Excuse me! - Excuse me!
- Hey! Hey! - Hey!
- Hey!
- Where are you going? - To watch a movie!
- Ah! You guys are doing something weird!
- What are you doing?
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Hey! Hey! Where are you going?
- Ah! It looks like it's closing! - It's closing?!
- It's closing? It's closing?!
- Ah! What is it?! - Ah!
(The audience cheers)
But when it's spinning, it's the most relaxing.
What's wrong with you?
Hey, spin it once and hold it.
Are you stupid?
I bought it!
No, no, you can't put it in.
I know that!
You can't put it in!
Spit it out!
I can't put it in!
I bought it just now and...
Spin it!
I know! I know!
I know!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It was my fault! My fault!
Did you kill me?
The last game is...
The giant balloon challenge!
Now, the last one!
Are you ready?
I'm so scared!
The last one! A big reversal!
Three points ahead of you!
Oh, you were there?
Yes, I was there.
If you win with this, you win the reversal!
No, no, no, that's not it!
And this time, it's Shiritori.
Shiritori is not only about fighting each other,
but also about the words you say!
For example, if you say "tomato",
"tomato" and "this lamp",
you say and say only the number of those words.
Yes!
So, if you don't do it well, you'll come back to yourself again.
Oh!
If you come back to yourself, you'll say it again.
Oh, I see. So it's a gesture quiz, right?
Not at all!
Shiritori!
Shiritori, which uses words!
OK!
It doesn't matter if you win or lose!
Yes!
Now, are you ready?
I'm not sure.
The stars will shine!
I'm really scared!
Yes!
I'm really scared!
Are you really scared?
Well, I can't help it even if you say it!
Now, let's go!
The third round!
Let's start from the stars!
Let's start!
Start!
Udo!
U! Udo! U!
U!
One more time!
Ume!
U-me!
Oh, it came back!
One more time!
Huh?
It came back!
It's where you are now!
Me!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Flashy woman!
The match is over! I won! I won!
Medaka!
U-me!
Medaka!
M-e-d-a-k-a!
It came back!
Me!
Kaa!
Umm... crow!
Crow!
Yes!
Watermelon?
Watermelon!
Kaa!
Umm...
Kamen Rider!
Ah!
Kamen Bow!
Kamen...
Bow! It came back!
Huh?
Bow!
Bowkaho!
Bow!
Bowkaho!
Firefly!
Yes, sir!
Ru?!
Ru?! Rubi?!
Ru?! Rubi!?
There's no more distance!
I?
I!
It's for you, I!
I'm really, really sorry...
I?!
Dog! Dog!
Dog!
C-crow!
Come on, kids!
And now, as a reward for winning, the sun... Huh? Where's the sun?
Sun!
Sun, did you run away already?
I ran away, so I can't run anymore!
Hey!
What did you do, kid?
Hey!
What did you do, kid?
Hey!
That's my brother!
Hey!
You're a little old, aren't you?
You're a little old, aren't you?!
I'm a little old, aren't I?!
And now, Mr. Yu and Ms. Tezuka...
The star of the night is...
The sun!
Congratulations!
And now...
Mr. Imada would like to experience it for himself.
I see.
It can't be helped.
Are you going to say it yourself?
I'm not going to say anything he's said before.
You're going to design everything yourself?
Not me!
I'd like to say it now.
Now, Mr. Imada...
Yes?
You're alone now.
Why am I alone?
You can't say you're alone.
I see, I see.
Well, you can talk about his childhood and such...
I see, I see.
Yes, if you'd like.
I see.
It's like this.
Yes!
Now, Mr. Imada...
Please, start!
The date is March 13th, 1941.
I'm Yoshiko Imada's...
I look like a parent.
My mother is Nanzan,
and I'm a little boy, 3,800 grams.
I'm like a little kid next door,
but everyone always tells me to play.
I'm like a kid next door, but everyone always tells me to play.
Which kindergarten did you go to? Kindergarten...
I graduated high school!
High school!?
You're only young.
Shut up!
You're no use!
Oh no!
Scary!
I don't have a job yet.
I knocked on Yoshimoto Koyo's gate.
I'm on a balloon right now.
That's fast!
I'm so scared! I'm so scared!
Is this okay?
I'm so scared! I'm so scared!
I'm a little old, aren't I?
You're old, you're old.
You look like you're thirty-five or thirty-six.
Miss, here's your frappuccino.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
Can I have my frappuccino?
Yes.
Refreshing, double effect frappuccino.
Here you go.
It's not in there!
It's in there.
Who are you talking to?
You know...
Yes?
These Madison Army chopsticks...
Yes?
They're selling well, aren't they?
They're pretty good.
Yes?
You know Spielberg's movie...
Oh!
You're right!
I'm never going to see it again!
I'm not going to see it!
Don't touch me!
Here you go, sir.
One million...
What are you doing with that screen?
You lowlife!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Lowlife or lowlife?
I don't know about lowlife.
Lowlife?
What's lowlife?
You, sit down.
Yes, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
You...
You're like Antoine.
What do you mean?
You're in trouble, too.
When are you going to pay me back?
What?
You were pretty good the other day...
If you don't pay me back, I won't be able to work.
I know, but...
Do you know "Superman Baroman"?
Yeah, I used to play it a long time ago.
I don't know how many times I have to tell you about that song.
Really?
In Mahalot, brorororo, brorororo, brorororo...
I will blow you away, gyungyungyun.
I will beat Majindolge, rurururururu, Tsubamama!
What do you mean?!
Hey!
What do you mean?!
Hey!
What do you mean?!
Hey!
What do you mean?!
It's boring at seven o'clock!
It's super popular!
You know what I mean, right?
Well, well...
I will pay you back many times.
I will somehow pay you back.
If you pay me back, it will be difficult for me, but I can't help it.
Are you deaf?!
Three million yen!
One, two, three...
Thank you very much.
I hope you like it.
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Ayamon!
The tax...
No, the tax...
One million yen, one million yen...
No, no, no!
What are you talking about? The tax...
No, the tax...
Give it to me.
Don't say things I don't know! Don't say it! Don't say it!
I gave it back to you, so you should give it back to me too.
I gave it back to you, and you gave it back to me.
You still owe me money.
I didn't say anything! I gave you money when you borrowed it!
It's a loan book!
Well... do you know what a loan book is?
Don't say it! Don't say it!
What are you talking about?
Give it back!
I have money!
Who said it?
Should I make you pay for it?
Don't say it!
I'm completely angry.
I'm completely angry!
Go away! Go away!
I don't want 3 million yen! I don't want it!
Oh, you don't want it...
But making me angry is your biggest pain.
Don't listen to me! Don't listen to me!
Don't listen to me!
Even now I'm calm, but when I was young...
I was called "demon wife".
Everyone was talking about me.
If you make me angry...
I'll go bankrupt.
Think about it! Think about it!
Do you know what I mean?
If you make me angry...
I'll go bankrupt.
Think about it! Think about it!
No one can stop me!
Your life is very expensive!
Don't listen to me!
I'm going to go bankrupt.
I'm going bankrupt!
Don't listen to me!
You are sure!
Come! The sky is burning up!
In order to protect my love for you...
Don't listen to me!
You are going bankrupt!
What are you doing?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Don't look at me like that!
What are you doing?
Just continue what you were doing.
Hurry up and read it. What's next?
What's this?
It's out!
I don't know where it came from!
You have to read it from the beginning!
But it's an open book!
It was properly sandwiched!
It was about this big!
It was this big!
He has a small face!
That's not true!
But she looks like him!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
It's not like him!
Yes!
(Whistle)
Take it!
(Laughter)
Take it!
(Laughter)
I can't dance well.
I'll kill you someday.
You're the most passionate of us, aren't you?
Boy, you touched my feet without permission.
I'm into you.
What are you talking about?
Customers' bad words are no good?
What are you talking about, ugly boy?
You're the one who should be left out of weird dances like you.
No, no, we need this body. Body.
Body.
What do you mean?
Who are you?
I'm Candy.
You're pathetic.
Stop it.
We're customers.
What do you want?
I...
I'm Candy's fan.
Really?
I've never missed Candy's performance.
Not even once?
No.
You're amazing, Candy.
You're amazing.
You're the best!
But today's performance is the worst.
What? Today's performance is the worst?
Today's performance was wonderful. It was gorgeous and yet a little lonely. I didn't mean it like that.
I'm not qualified to be a dancer.
Dancers are not supposed to convey their blue feelings to the audience.
I'm not a dancer!
That's not true! You're the best in the world!
What's your name?
I'm called Tamotsu.
Tamotsu-kun!
I love banaita sm. I love kamenko skip.
I'm a dancer, Candy.
I'm a dancer, but I'm a little lonely.
I look in the mirror and laugh and say goodbye.
I'm Candy Candy.
Damn you!
Emergency plan! For the boy who forgot to smile, a true smile!
I've received a letter from you.
You've come to this program, haven't you?
Let me introduce you.
Itabashi-kun is Hajime Sugiyama-kun.
Hello, Machihama-chan.
Yes.
I used to be Hajime Sugiyama-kun, who was on "Children's Debate" by Gotsuei-ganji.
I somehow remember you.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes, yes.
Actually, I'd like to consult you about something.
These days, no matter what TV you watch, it's not boring at all and you can't laugh.
Oh!
Can you somehow make me laugh from the bottom of my stomach with your power?
I received a letter like this.
I see.
Then let me make you laugh.
Thank you.
Certainly, you used to be pretty cool, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
But now you're so old...
I don't remember what kind of person you are.
You should have laughed right away, but at this rate, when you grow up, you'll become a very boring person.
I see.
Let me make you laugh today.
Yes, yes.
I'm already in front of my house.
In front of your house?
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
But I think it's a little difficult for us alone.
Yes.
Our seniors came to us and said...
Yes, yes.
Let's do our best.
Yes, yes.
They said things like that.
Yes.
We won't do anything.
Hello.
Oh!
That's him.
That's Hajime.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hajime, you've given us a good study room, haven't you?
You don't have a TV, do you?
No, we don't have a TV.
That's your attitude, isn't it?
Is this what you're reading now?
Yes.
It's a manga, but...
You said "human body."
Yes.
Oh, you also have a bookmark.
You even have our signature, which we don't remember having written.
What is "peak mode" system?
Company.
Dad.
Oh, it's your dad's company.
I thought it was the name of the old woman who was down there.
You're laughing, aren't you?!
You just laughed, didn't you?
We haven't really laughed much in "Hagaki."
Today, we have seven members...
Seven members?
We have seven members here with us.
I want to do it.
Yes.
It seems like you've raised your hands.
There won't be anyone who won't laugh in front of these people anymore.
I see.
We've gathered these seven people.
They are...
Paul...
and Maki.
Oh, you're already here!
You're already here!
No, no, no.
Nice to meet you.
Um...
I'm terribly sorry about this while we're playing music.
Well then...
I'm going to sing a song for you.
Please listen carefully.
Here we go.
Pichi-pichi-pacchi
Kichi-pacchi
Kata-kata-pacchi
Nume-pacchi
Heso-heso-pacchi
Tama-tama
Oh, it's not "tama."
Nome-pacchi
Nime-nime-pachi
Shiri-pacchi
Isn't it fun?
What's so fun about this?
There's no one here who Japanese people haven't laughed like this in all of Japan.
I've learned a little bit.
I wonder how you learned it.
One more thing...
You didn't learn it?
No, it was me who accented it.
No, you didn't?
No, you couldn't have sung it.
Goodbye...
Good that you're here.
Yeah, goodbye.
Did the real loser lose?
Now, let's open the tatami.
It is...
blue sky...
nine o'clock!
It's nine o'clock.
I'm not angry.
I can't do anything about it.
I'm an old man, you know.
Laugh for me. I'm laughing.
Kero-kero! Kero-kero!
Kero-kero!
Don't stop. You look polite.
You look polite, don't you?
That girl...
Kero-kero!
No good, huh? Goodbye!
His face was a little overwhelmed.
Let's do our best for the next person.
Hamane Takashi is here. Please come in.
Hello!
Hello! Really...
I'll concentrate for a moment, okay?
Surprised?
Aren't you surprised?
Surprise me!
You're surprised, aren't you?
Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise!
No good?
No good, huh?
You're a little nervous, aren't you?
You...
You're nervous, aren't you?
Well, I happened to be in a hurry.
I'm a little nervous and I can't speak clearly.
Well, I can't speak clearly.
I'm happy.
Surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised!
You said a lot of things!
No good?
No good, huh?
Thank you very much!
Well, in the second half...
In the second half, right?
Let's do our best!
In the second half, the top is...
Shimada Youhichi!
I've been a third-rate comedian so far.
I'm not a comedian!
I'm the most popular comedian in the world!
You know who I am?
I'm Kero Kero!
You know who I am?
What's with those cold eyes?
Come over here.
Focus, okay?
Ouch, ouch!
You're amazing!
Listen up!
Let me give you a joke in English.
Listen up!
The police are...
Do you know?
The police are...
The guardmen...
The old man...
Don't laugh!
You're...
You're the most popular comedian in the world!
You're not a third-rate comedian!
I'm not.
You don't even try to put it in a manga book.
Let's...
Let's make it a secret weapon.
If what you've said so far is a joke about a statue...
It's a joke about a star!
Let's go.
It's Mr. Late.
Hello.
Um...
I'll...
I'll copy your cell phone.
Welcome back, Mr. Onoza!
This is good!
This is the only one I have!
Where...
Where is it?
All of my talent has been stolen!
All of it...
All of it has been stolen!
Now, let's continue.
This guy is also amazing.
This...
This guy will do it!
This is a Japanese style...
Right?
Ask him! Ask him!
Let's have him do it!
I am a first-time student!
You did it!
Yay!
Hajime!
Nice to meet you! I'm a first-time student!
Yay!
Wow!
Hehehe!
Back in the day, when it was sunset, my little brother had a sunburn, my dad had a chest burn and my mom had a wrinkle burn.
Do you know what happened in the beginning?
I don't know.
Back in the day...
I don't know!
Back in the day, when it was sunset, a boy saw me and said this to my dad.
Dad, look at the sky! The sky is burning red!
My dad said, "It's okay, no matter how much it hurts! It's because of the sunburn!"
Do you know what I'm saying?
You don't know, do you?
Hahaha!
Yay!
This is no good.
Hahaha!
There's only one person left.
Ah! Seven lions!
Seven sleeping lions!
Lastly!
If you don't laugh with this person...
This person...
You'll be wiped out.
That's right.
Now! Let's call out!
Yes!
Nishikawa!
Please come forward!
Hahaha!
Green rainbow, blue wind, white clouds...
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Hahaha!
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Hahaha!
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
Ouch!
Build, build, build!
Hahaha!
Build, build, build!
Hahaha!
Build, build!
Make it up! Make it up! Make it up!
Hahaha!
Ouch!
Hahaha!
Oh, I learned a lot today.
Hahaha!
Thank you very much.
You are welcome.
Thank you very much.
But I'm scared!
Well, I've loosened up a few times, but...
There's nothing we can do about it.
If we all work together, we'll see what happens.
What?!
Is it okay for you to do that?!
Let's all come together and do it together!
Go ahead!
This is all!
Even though our seniors worked so hard, we didn't give up.
If we have another chance, we'll come back and...
That's right!
And we'll try again!
We'll bring in different people and do it again.
Then we'll have to ask Mr. Okahakiro for help.
We lost today!
Thank you very much.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Robinson, thank you for letting me do this.
This is my fourth time.
I hope you're all doing well.
To put it simply, this segment is floating in the air.
What? What do you want?
Don't be stupid.
This segment is the most exciting.
Um...
The audience is very excited.
Tonight's entertainer is...
Tap dance.
Will it be okay?
Let's go!
Tap dance is Komatsuri Isaburo's secondary talent!
Komatsuri Isaburo's secondary talent!
Thank you very much.
Here you go.
When you say "tap", it has more of a tempo, doesn't it?
That's right.
You dared to do this.
That's right.
When I looked at it, there were only two patterns of movement.
You made those two types, didn't you?
If I hadn't seen it, I would have done it.
How long have you been doing tap?
No, it's only been three years.
Only three years!
You've come out well!
I'm glad you're here, Dad. In that sense...
Oh, is that so?
Now, in the sense of how hard the elderly are working, we're recruiting more and more of these people.
This is the person who will give you the notice of the recipients.
Here you go!
Thank you very much!
I'm recruiting more and more of these people.
Please feel free to contact me.
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much, Mr. Inoka!
Thank you very much!
We will use the song of the ending as a CG and present it to you!
If you want it, please come this way!
We used it as a CG!
It's too early, the dry wind
Kisses me and I fall asleep
Waiting for a secret, we ride together
The shadows are suspiciously wrapping around me
I'm flying through the rumors
I'm a woman who runs freely
I'm a little nervous than usual
Hey, look me in the eye!
I'm a little nervous than usual
Matsumoto!
I'll call you from Japan.
You come with me!