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"Emergency Project - Masatoshi Tamada's Perfect Match Challenge"!
Masatoshi Tamada, who calls himself "the clown of the comedy world", will face off against 27 "busters" and challenge the entertainment world for the first time!
Do you know what a perfect match is?
I know. It's "no hit, no run", right?
What?
That's right!
What's "no hit, no run" about?
Oh, you're shaking your head.
No way!
So you can't use a runner, you can't use a powerball...
Right, right, right.
Of course, you'd better have a "hit, no run".
But, Hamada-san, you were able to borrow the Tokyo Dome for this stupid project, weren't you?
Can you borrow anything?
The Tokyo Dome seems to lend you quite a bit.
Oh, even if you're just an ordinary person...
Oh, even if you're just an ordinary person, can you borrow money?
Yes! They seem to lend me anything.
Oh, is that so?
Well, everyone, let's do our best!
Hajime, are you angry?
I'm angry.
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Well, everyone, let's go!
Now, it's finally starting.
Entertainment Development Complete Match Challenge
I've been dreaming of this day for a long time, I'm Kenji Fukui.
As you can see, there are wonderful members scattered in the Tokyo Dome.
Now, I'd like to ask Matsumoto Hitoshi, who will explain how the 27 members will cook.
Thank you for having me.
Now, I'm not sure if it's a good idea to take 27 out perfectly, but...
Well, we've been thinking of various strategies, but...
I've been thinking about it.
If we all band together like this, our stamina will run out and it'll be over, right?
Now, the match is about to begin.
Here, I'd like to introduce a wonderful defender who will challenge Perfecto's dream.
The pitcher is, of course, this person, Hamada Masatoshi, 31 years old.
And the catcher is...
As you can see, former Nippon Ham Yahani Kouichi.
And the first, former 11-year-old Lily Face, Suzuki Takamatsu.
And the second, former western pitcher Anianko and Matsunuma Hirosa.
The third, former Nohito Nohran who played for the Giants, Hajime Kato.
And the fourth, Takahashi Yoshiko who played for Hiroshima Kourui.
And the outfielder is...
The left fielder is a former Yakuza pitcher...
By the way, I've heard that he's the first Tokyo Dome winner.
His name is Takao Obara.
The center fielder is former Nippon Ham captain Shima Tamago.
Currently, he's called "Nakasu's favorite man".
And the right fielder is...
He's won the first place in defense for the new team.
His name is Kiyo Saito.
And these are his wonderful teammates.
Now, 27 players...
With their dreams in their hearts...
The right fielder of Hirakoshi is about to pitch.
The top batter is Katamura.
Matsumoto Vickies will introduce the batters, but the first pitch is from the Tokyo Dome.
The first pitch is a ball that weighs 91kg.
It's a hard ball.
He's an elementary school student, so I think he can hold it down.
He took a few strikes.
It's a easy pitch, but...
It's a good pitch!
He hit it with all his might!
The second batter is Miyagi.
He hit it with all his might.
It's a tricky pitch, but...
Hirako, the new plate umpire, has won the ball.
The second batter is Miyagi.
He hit it!
Short!
Takahashi!
He hit it with all his might!
It's a two outs!
But...
It's a two outs!
There are 25 players left.
The problem is...
Koji Imada is going to pitch.
I told you, he's a first-time adult.
He's a first-time adult.
He doesn't play baseball much.
He pitched it!
It's a short!
Run! Run!
It's a three outs!
Imada pitches the short.
It's a one up three shot.
It's a two ups.
It's a three in short.
It's a short.
He's shooting perfectly.
Oops! He hit it first base.
The problem with pitchers is...
It's a two outs!
Run!
I want to fix my sad face.
There are 23 players left.
Oops!
This is like a danger zone.
Time!
It's a dangerous zone now.
Oh!
I am too late.
Kirako-o-plate umpire took a risky shot.
I'm not good at risky shots against elementary school kids.
The speed of 5th shot is about 70km/h.
Oh! It's a shard!
It's a good start!
Oh! 2 outs!
Yes!
That's great start!
5 people are out and 22 people are left.
This is...
This batter is our best batter until now.
Yes, this one...
Shall we go for it?
Oops! The pitcher from behind!
How about it? How about it?
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
I'm sorry!
Now, it's the 3rd time.
The 7th batter, Ichihara.
The problem is that the core ball is the scariest.
I see.
That's right.
The batter is Ichihara.
He hit it!
Is it a pitcher fly?
Oh! He hit the short!
He hit the short!
Oh! He hit the short!
It's not a short fly!
And the batter is the 8th batter, Watanabe.
Oh! He hit the short!
But, the core ball on the mound still failed.
But, he controlled it well!
Core ball!
Now, he has already overcome it.
Watanabe is already biting his teeth.
Somehow...
He wants to hit it!
Swing out!
The swing out is the 2nd time!
Oh!
Now...
Matsumoto has come out!
If Matsumoto's bat catches fire...
Will Perfecto's dream come to an end?
The mound is still wide open.
Matsumoto throws the first pitch.
Out course ball!
The 92kg ball has come out of the out course.
Hajime is facing a fierce battle.
Oops!
He hit it!
This is difficult!
The 3rd batter, Hajime advances!
1-2!
Diving slow!
Nice!
3 outs!
Now, the game will go into the 4th inning.
So far...
9 batters have been completely caught.
The mound is still wide open.
The 3rd batter, Matsumoto, has come back.
Oops!
How about this?
Oops!
No good!
His perfect dream has come to an end!
His perfect dream has come to an end for the 10th batter!
He's going to do it all over again!
The game is about to begin.
Entertainment development.
A challenge to a perfect game.
I've been dreaming of this day.
Oops! The play has changed.
Matsumoto Hitoshi will explain.
Now! The game has begun!
The game has begun!
I've been thinking about it.
If we all go in a band, we can win.
At first we'll go in a batting order.
He's got a lot of energy.
Mount Joe Rahama!
7th quarter.
Mount Joe Rahama!
The batter is Kouji Imada.
Mount Joe Rahama!
Foul! Foul!
That's a foul!
It's okay! I'll hit it!
3 batters in a row!
4 batters in a row!
That's a foul!
That's a second!
7th batter!
To the left of the pitcher, Shoto Takahashi Yoshiiku offers a defense to the table.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
In the 7th...
In the 7th inning, the dream of a perfect game has been broken!
The record is Shoto Takahashi Yoshiiku's error!
Don't do that now, Yoshiiku!
Now, it's finally starting.
A perfect game, challenging entertainment development!
I, Fui Kenji, will be the commentator.
The commentator is...
Matsumoto...
Hitoshi will tell you about it. Please enjoy.
Now, it's finally starting.
Oh, he's chasing the first pitch!
Oh, what will happen?
It's a center fly. He's caught up with it.
What are you doing?! Don't do that!
The batter will be Nagura.
Is his condition getting worse?
I wonder...
He's still standing up, but...
Oh!
He's got the first cut!
Oh, nice!
It was a strong hit, but...
It was a nice cut.
Now, the batter is...
Matsumoto and Hitoshi are in the batter's box.
They're on the mound.
Matsumoto is trying to catch up.
It's a foul ball!
Oh, that's a good side.
Now, it's the 4th pitch.
Oh!
That's good!
You're still in good shape.
Now...
It's a two strike!
Now, it's a two strike!
Oh!
Now, it's a count two strike three ball!
It's a single out!
It's a swing out and it's three in one!
Hamada vs Matsumoto, Matsumoto's bat has run out of air!
He's serious! Look at his face, it's not a comedian's face!
He's forcing it!
Is he making a face?
Oh, batter is number three Iwada!
Oh, inside!
Curve! Curve! Bend it! Bend it!
Now, one strike one ball!
This timing is not right at all!
Are you Okama?
You were swinging after you got in the middle!
Anyway, he left it behind!
It's three in one!
The fourth out is over!
Curve! Curve!
It's 12 out of perfects so far! 15 more to go!
It's 15 out of perfects so far!
Curve! Curve! Curve!
It's three in one!
It's 14 out of perfects so far!
How do you feel after seeing Hamada on the mound?
Well...
Oh! It's a big strike!
It's not enough!
The dream of perfects has been cut off!
It's five out of perfects so far!
The dream of perfects has been cut off five times!
It's not a dream!
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Huh? School trip?
It's finally starting!
Is it a dream come true?
Is it a school trip?
It's finally starting!
It's finally a play ball!
It's a battle of batters!
It's a right fly out!
Saito is in a bad spot today...
...but it's a battle of batters!
It's a right fly one now!
It's a first base hit!
Is it a cut?
It's a shot!
It's a back up!
It's a three out!
It's a right fly out!
It's a right fly one now!
It's a battle of batters!
Saito is in a bad spot today...
...but it's a first base hit!
It's a fast runner!
It's a cut!
It's a good start!
It's a shot!
How do you feel about this?
I don't like it.
It's a big bounce!
It's a cut!
It's a fast runner!
It's a three out!
It's a two out!
It's a last batter!
It's a right fly one now!
It's a fast runner!
It's a right fly one now!
It's a school trip!
It's a fast runner!
It's a battle of batters!
It's a fast runner!
It's a school trip!
There are 19 batters left.
Emiyo is out and it's the 9th pitch.
Inside strike!
Big brother! Big brother!
Good control!
It's a 90kg ball, but there's no timing at all.
No strike, no ball.
He's cornered!
Swing out!
Swing out and he's cornered!
The batter with the ball is out!
This match is perfect!
Hamada wins!
The best curve!
The batter is number 2, Miyagi.
This is the 11th batter.
There are 17 batters left.
Oh!
It hit Hirako's chest!
Oh!
Is it a goal?
It's a goal!
Oh!
Hirako has been using a wireless microphone since this season.
She's been communicating with the audience.
The batter is Miyagi, number 2.
So far, there have been 10 batters.
The batter with the ball is out!
Oh!
The 11th batter is out!
Oh!
The inside is in perfect condition!
Koji Yamada, number 3, showed us a fighting pose!
It's a double cross!
Oh!
This is...
It went in!
Goal!
One two!
Two outs!
The batter with the ball is out!
Nice pitch!
The match is finally six!
There are 12 batters left.
The batter with the ball is in the sixth inning!
He's fast! He's fast!
The ball doesn't fall!
So far, there are 15 batters left.
Third!
He starts hitting again!
He doesn't miss it in the middle of the game!
Now, the problem is with the second batter.
Matsumoto Hitoshi is getting support from the stand again.
Now, he slowly comes back and puts out his tongue.
Please!
Oh, that's a polite way of doing it!
Of course, even if it's a barball, it's not perfect.
Oh, he hit it inside!
He looked up!
Matsumoto looked up!
Hmm, has it changed?
He can still do it! He can still do it!
There are 10 batters left! There are 10 batters left!
Third!
He got his sixth third!
There are finally 8 batters left!
Perfect batter is second, Miyagi!
Second batter!
Third! Third!
Eighth! He got his eighth third!
Seventh, two outs!
There are 7 batters left!
Batter is third, Koji Imada!
Seventh, two outs!
Yes!
Oh, that's a loud voice!
Again, Kato Hajime! Again, Kato Hajime!
He hit it!
Now, 7 outs and it's over!
There are finally 2 innings left!
Please!
Now, 7 outs and it's perfect!
There are 8 outs left!
Oh!
Nice one!
He's not losing control!
His speed is 91km/h!
He's got guts, and he's got a good body!
Yohan's batter is Nagura. Now, it's the dream of 6 players!
Oh!
Watch out! Watch out!
The Dia people are also getting nervous.
1-3!
It's 1-3!
The dream of becoming a forehand ball is about to end!
Oh! It's a dead ball!
The dream has come to an end!
The dream of becoming a forehand ball has come to an end with 6 players left!
The defenders...the defenders are all kneeling!
Everyone, be quiet!
Why did I hit it?
I don't know.
Good job!
Come on!
Oh!
How is it?
Wow!
He can't get it! He can't get it! He can't get it!
Oh!
Is it a perfect finish?
Oh!
What a great end!
Oh! He's still running! He's still running!
Oh!
It's a hard ball!
It's a hard ball! Oh, it's a hard ball!
Oh! Is it a third? A short ball?
Oh! Is it a fluttered tail that Yoshihiko took and sent it first?
Oh! Nice batting! He can't get it!
He can't get it!
Oh!
It's a dead ball!
So far, Hamada and Matsumoto have played against 77 batters in 12 games and thrown 235 pins.
However, they have not yet achieved a perfect game record.
Their physical strength has already exceeded their limits.
Even their teammates' expressions show their concern.
Will they be able to achieve a record?
Hamada, do your best!
Oh!
Now, the game has begun.
It's finally starting!
Let's see if he can make it a perfect game.
Matsumoto is the commentator.
Wow!
He took a first hard fly.
Yamada is the third batter.
A flight!
Is it second?
It's second's all-in!
Oh! It's dangerous!
They're in a dangerous position now!
Now, it's a battle on the second floor.
Oh, underfoot!
Good! Ania got it!
Now, the question is quick, but...
Yes!
As expected of Hamada, his face is getting distorted.
Now, again! He's starting to cut again!
This is too high for one person! Three outs!
Two times, three outs!
Now, the batter will be Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Oops! He won!
The Sunday Girl bench side is coming! The batter is Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Now, Hamada vs. Matsumoto's eye-catching confrontation!
Oops! It bounced off too high!
Oops! He's starting to cut again!
This is too high for one person!
He's starting to cut again!
Oops! The batter is Matsumoto's eye-catching confrontation!
Now, there are 16 people left! Four times, two outs!
Oh, he's panicking!
It's completely different!
Oops! It bounced off too high!
Now, Hamada vs. Matsumoto's eye-catching confrontation!
Oh! He's starting to cut again!
Now, the question is quick, but...
As expected of Hamada, his face is getting distorted!
Now, the question is quick, but...
Read the atmosphere!
There are 15 people left! Five times! Five batters facing each other!
Second batter is Arian!
The word "newcomer" is reflected in the Tokyo Dome's "all-around vision"!
Now, there are only 10 batters left!
The batter is Matsumoto!
He calmed down a little!
Hamada's sweat shone brightly!
He threw the first ball!
Oh, a short bound ball!
It's a good ball, but...
There is a great sense of tension in the Tokyo Dome!
Hamada is in position!
The first ball is...
The fourth ball!
Oh!
No, but...
The left!
Right in front of you!
The left was right in front of you!
Three outs!
Sixth inning is over!
Now, it's finally...
the end of the inning!
The seventh inning has begun!
Hamada, who is perfect up to six innings!
The seventh inning has begun!
The first batter is Farbol from Ichiban!
Oh, Matsumoto!
You hit it well earlier!
That's right!
It was in front of you, wasn't it?
Yes!
It was a close hit, but...
It's like you're bullying me!
Is that so?
Yes!
Oh!
It's fun!
Now it's over!
Here it comes!
The tension is growing!
Oh!
Finally, there are only seven!
There are only seven batters left!
Yes, seven!
The batter is Yamada!
Oh!
But...
There is also pressure on the attackers!
Yes!
There are only seven batters left!
The pitcher is Hamada!
Oh!
Six batters left! Six batters left!
The batter is Yoban's Nagura!
Six batters left! Six batters left!
He's showing a little bad expression. He's heading for Nagura, who doesn't get along well with him.
The first batter on the mound is Nagura!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I don't like this Nagura!
This is pretty sharp, isn't it?
Maybe for Hamada, this Nagura is the worst.
Well, it's pretty good and it doesn't read the air.
Oh! Oh!
It's a fair!
Wait and get it!
This is pretty good!
New distance!
Oh! Oh!
It's no good! It's no good!
He couldn't get it!
At this moment, the perfect match was cut off!
It's too bad!
There are only six batters left!
It's cut off!
He's shown us a perfect defense so far!
Oh! Oh!
He started to cut the cards, but he couldn't scoop up the short bound!
Takamasa Suzuki!
Mr. Hiyama!
I'm really going to give up!
It's a fair!
After Kamado's challenge, Moto Pro challenged Hitoshi Matsumoto, who was motivated by Moto Pro.
Will he be able to win even one person?
It's not easy at all!
It's big!
The center is...
He got the center!
It's a fair!
Emergency plan! Hitoshi Matsumoto's challenge has just begun!
The coach has changed and on the mount...
Hitoshi Matsumoto has come up! There are 26 people left!
Oh! How about this?
It's a fair! It's a fair!
One person!
There are 25 people left!
Now, the batter is...
Takamasa Suzuki!
Oh! He hit it!
This is difficult!
The coach has changed! How about this?
This is difficult!
It's a fair!
There are 24 people left!
It's a fair!
There are 24 people left!
The batter in the second base is...
He hit it! This is difficult!
Oh! It's a fair! It's a fair!
He got the center!
It's a fair!
There are 23 people left!
Congratulations!
It's a terrible situation!
Oh! It's a fair!
How about this corner?
How about second?
Second is not good!
20 people left! 22 people left!
Second did well!
Two outs on second floor!
Takahashi Yoshihiko's feet are fast!
His feet are fast!
This corner...
Oh!
What was that?
Takahashi Yoshihiko did a full swing!
Oh!
Second is not good!
Oh!
21 people left!
Takahashi Yoshihiko's feet are fast!
Wow!
Two outs on second floor are also not good!
We will play three outs on second floor.
Oh! This is difficult!
How about this corner?
Oh!
He did it!
Lion Bay!
20 people left!
It's a terrible match!
But now, Yahagi will score!
Yahagi is the batter!
Long hitter and power hitter, Yahagi!
Matsumoto on the mound...
He looks serious!
He is aiming!
Oh! Is it a pitch?
Oh! Will it go past the center?
It went past!
At that moment, Matsumoto Hitoshi's dream of being perfect came true!
That's right!
As expected, perfect is difficult!
Good luck!
How was it, Sakai? Today's project.
Well, you know...
It was pretty intense, wasn't it?
I thought it wouldn't go well, but...
It's dangerous, you know.
The world of baseball is strict, according to today's project.
That's right.
Well, amateurs don't read the atmosphere.
Thank you very much.
Next month... Maybe next next month...
Again?
Next month's third Tuesday.
I'm pretty impressed with this!
Thank you very much!
What are you doing, you idiot!?
How long are you going to do this, you idiot!?
Thank you very much!
You know...
Think about how much you're going to hit me!
Well, well, well...
When you hit me, you have to lose your momentum!
You don't know that, do you?
You know...
How you hit me.
But I'm not saying it hurts or anything like that.
You're going to lose!
You know, you're going to have a bad impression on people who watch you.
Are you going to hit me?
If you hit me, you're going to have a bad impression!
That's my impression.
You know that, don't you?
I know, I know.
No, I'm singing it for you!
Me too.
Me too, right?
No, you know it.
You know it?
You know it, don't you?
That's my impression.
You're making me laugh!
It's blue, it's blue.
My head hurts, too.
Are you okay?
No, I've had a headache since this morning.
You're going, aren't you?
Shall we go to the hospital?
Hospital?
It's about time.
Don't worry, I won't rest until tomorrow.
Are you going to the hospital?
No, I'm not.
Can you show me your health certificate?
I don't have a health certificate.
Why not?
Because I'm a monkey.
You're still the same.
Get out of my way!
You're always making fun of me!
Yes, yes.
You know that, don't you?
Yes, yes.
You're still the same.
Yes, yes.
You know I'm a monkey, don't you?
I know!
Yes, yes.
No one said you were stupid like that.
Yes, yes.
You have only one way of saying it, don't you?
Yes, yes.
There's something wrong with our relationship.
What's wrong with it?
Monkey...
Our relationship...
Don't say it like that.
I don't know what you're saying.
Monkey...
You're a monkey!
You don't have to say it like that.
It doesn't matter.
I'm not saying it like that, but you're a monkey!
You're a monkey.
You're a monkey, so laugh!
You should speak more.
Yes, yes.
You can speak as much as you like.
Yes.
It doesn't cost you anything.
Yes, it doesn't cost me anything.
No, no, I know.
I know.
You don't know.
You don't have to say difficult things.
No, no.
Say it out loud.
I'm hungry.
Say it out loud.
What would you like to eat?
What?
What would you like to eat?
I'd like grilled rice.
Grilled rice.
A big one.
Yes.
What did you eat?
What?
I don't know.
Get out of my way!
If you say you don't know, it'll end there.
Anyway, I'd like ramen.
Ramen.
Yes.
What will you do?
Me?
Yes.
I'll make soba.
Say it in Chinese!
I said it in Chinese and you said it in Chinese.
Why would I make soba?
What?
Soba...
Put it in the kitchen.
Don't make it boil over the phone.
No, no, I'll call you.
It's okay.
Soba?
Yes.
What kind of soba?
What kind of soba...
What kind of soba will you make?
Get out of my way!
What kind of soba will you make?
Soba.
That was...
That was a little...
That was okay.
Was it okay?
Yes, it was okay.
I'll make it Chinese.
Yes.
I'll make it Chinese.
Hurry up and say it.
Yes, yes.
Um...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Um... ramen.
Yes.
What was it?
Oh, man!
Grilled rice with seaweed!
Grilled rice with seaweed?
Yes.
"Seaweed, huh?" Who are you talking to?
I'm not!
I'm not saying "seaweed, huh?"
I'm saying "seaweed, huh?"
Seaweed, huh?
Right?
Seaweed, huh?
Hurry up and say it.
How many times do I have to say the same thing?
You're stupid.
You know what?
If you don't want to eat, go to the hospital.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Go to the hospital about once.
I always go.
Um... school.
You go out, don't you?
Always.
Um... ramen.
Ramen.
One.
How many times do I have to say it?
Soba.
Stop it!
You're stupid.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Go to the hospital!
You're not stupid.
Huh?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Ramen and...
I didn't say it!
I don't know!
Go to the hospital!
We're funny!
Go to the hospital!
Please!
I don't know.
Did you say it?
Yes.
You're mad!
That was fine.
Fine.
After you said it.
Fine.
But I think you didn't know.
It's a calculation.
Calculation.
You're lying!
It's a calculation!
You're a calculator!
It's a calculation!
You're a fool!
It's a calculation!
I'm sure you'll say it!
Hey!
What if you didn't see it?
Calculation!
I'm sure you'll say it!
Seriously!
That was a calculation!
You're a fool!
Seriously!
That was a calculation!
You're happy, aren't you?
What are you doing?
We still have two hours.
Yes, we do.
But we can't lose.
Then make me say four letters.
Hey!
I'm sure you'll say it!
Make me say it!
Four letters!
Just a little!
I'm sure you'll say it!
If you say it, I'll stop!
(laughter)
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Did it hurt?
I did my best, didn't I?
(laughter)
Me too, me too.
Your gut feeling?
I was stabbing Glenbuster.
(laughter)
Glenbuster?
(laughter)
Hey, hey, he may have hit his head.
No, really!
(laughter)
What are you talking about?
I was shocking him.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't get carried away, idiot.
I'm sorry.
It's the other way around.
The other way around?
Wait a minute. Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Get out of the way.
Take it easy.
Get out of the way.
Take it easy.
Does it hurt?
Something strange came out of you.
That picture now...
Let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let me do it.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's do rock, paper, scissors, then.
The one who wins.
- No conditions? - No conditions.
- Rock, paper, scissors? - Rock, paper, scissors!
- If it breaks, it's a lost. - No conditions?
- No conditions. - Rock, paper, scissors!
- If you lose, you lose.
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Why you picked a fight?
- No conditions. - Rock, paper, scissors!
- No conditions! If it breaks ...
It's awkward!
Why are you fighting?
Just look at me.
Okay, okay, okay, fight!
Stop it!
Hello! It's a delivery!
That will be 4000 yen.
4000 yen!
Yes.
4000 yen.
Wait a minute.
You're cute.
Stop it!
I'm always like this.
You're good at it.
I've already prepared it.
Okay, 4000 yen.
Okay, thank you very much.
Please give me more later.
Okay, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
You're good at it.
Stop it!
Gentaro, no matter how much you scream, it's impossible for me to stop you with my power.
I said stop it!
Damn it! At this rate...
You idiot! Help me!
You're an idiot, aren't you?
An idiot isn't an idiot...
Look at them! They've grown up so much!
And my mother is in that building! Do something about it!
Looking at the stupid watch...
I know what time it is!
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter what time it is!
Do something about it!
Yeah!
Do something about it!
Yeah!
Stupid Mother!
Stupid Mother is...
A mother who gives stupid men wisdom and courage...
And turns a pinch into a chance in an instant!
No, no, no...
She's always taking care of me...
I'm a father, you know!
He looks like a father in reality...
But in reality, he's an uncle!
Shut up!
Stupid Mother!
You're not going to put it on the hill, are you?
Stupid phone!
Stupid phone...
It's actually an elephant!
That's not good!
Hey, Kentaro!
What?
Your mother is in that building!
What?
Do something about it!
Stupid bazooka!
Stupid bazooka is...
A bazooka that can't be stopped by anyone...
Until it's fired once and hits the target!
What?
That's enough!
Get rid of it!
It's that old man...
It's that old man, isn't it?
Shut up!
Stop it!
You're such an idiot!
- Today is your second time, right? - Yes, it's my second time.
I'm still excited about the first time.
- I'm also excited about the third one. - The third one...
- Today, I'll introduce you to the entertainer. - Please do.
Today's entertainer is Revy.
- Revy! - Yes.
It's going to be a big deal, but...
The star is Kan Kan Musume's Kamondaga!
Please come forward.
How long have you been doing this?
Oh, I see.
What a dirty...
bunch of people.
Have you ever done this somewhere before?
No.
Where?
Don't show this to anyone!
We're happy about it.
You're happy about it?!
We brought it from the elderly club.
The elderly club?
The elderly club is happy about it!
But what made you get together like this and make me say this?
Would you like me to say it?
Oh, yes.
The elderly are happy about it, aren't they?
They're the same age as you, aren't they?
Who came up with this dirty costume?
We all came up with it.
You all came up with it?!
Oh, you have a bad taste!
What's great about it is that you can dance and say "one, two, three," right?
I think it's better if you don't say it.
And you're raising your legs again!
Don't get together like that!
Oh, I see.
I don't know why you're putting it on like that.
Are you putting it on because you're Senma-san's wife?
We're all different.
Oh, you're right!
You're all different, aren't you?
What are you doing?
We put it up here. Take a good look.
Oh, it fell off.
Thank you!
You're all really energetic.
How long are we going to stay like this?
Everyone, please be even more energetic and do your best!
Thank you very much!
We'll see you next week!
Good evening, I'm Yu.
Everyone has something you couldn't say because you were too embarrassed to say it, right?
I'm trying my best.
Thank you for watching.
I ride a night train and go to Tutsi.
I take a picture of that person in my heart and go to the city of fungi.
I risk my life.
I don't know what I did wrong.
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