AISubs v3.5
Hiding in the dark, we live.
We are the youkai human beings.
All three of us together!
Youkai human beings!
Really...
You are being silly!
What are you saying?
Recently, the cycle is getting faster.
You are being silly!
It's hard, isn't it?
We are always like this.
But all of us are gay.
Especially Benben.
Stop it!
I'm going to gay bar every night.
What are you saying?
So, I'm going to gay bar, too!
Wow!
Let's do it!
It's my first time.
Gay bar!
Nice shot!
What are you doing?
That's a good idea!
Listen to me, four of you.
You're doing bad things!
You're doing bad things all your life!
I can do better things.
What are you good at?
I'm good at impersonating.
Impersonating? I've never heard of it.
I'm good at impersonating, too.
What are you doing? Are you burning your rivalry?
That's not it!
I'm good at impersonating.
I'm better at it.
I'm better at impersonating.
I'm better at it.
I'm better at impersonating.
No, you're not!
You are!
You're good at it, but you're not good at impersonating!
You've lost the game!
I'm going to say it all at once.
While you're singing, you'll start to impersonate various people.
What?
You'll start to impersonate various people.
Hold on a second!
Wait! You're saying...
that you'll start impersonating various people during a song.
It's called "Monomane Medley".
Oh, I'm looking forward to it!
Well, I'll be your host today.
I've even done the intro.
Oh, and please include me in the lyrics.
I've included you!
What song do you have?
"Memories of Longing".
This is a good song, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, everyone, thank you for waiting.
Please enjoy Dero-chan's "Monomane Medley".
Monomane Medley
Itsuki Hiroshi
Sano Motoharu
Kuwana Masahiro!
What's up with you?!
None of you are doing monomane!
You noticed it, but I'm doing it!
Boss, you noticed it, right?!
Is anyone doing monomane?! Is anyone?!
Look at you, no one's nodding!
That's right! On the contrary, I forgot to give you money!
You say disgusting things!
You say disgusting things, but you're busy!
You're annoying!
If you don't do it, you'll be facing off against "monomane medley" like Pyoro-chan!
What song are you doing?
Donguri korokoro
Look, I'll do the whole prelude and the entire lyrics!
You'll do it?!
I'll be your conductor!
How grateful!
Now, let's sing and do it!
Donguri korokoro
You can't do "donguri korokoro", you idiot!
You can't do that!
Die, you little joker!
Ahhh, I got caught!
I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it!
I forgot!
What are you talking about? I don't want applause! I don't want applause!
You're such a pain in the neck!
Do it properly!
I'm counting on you!
Cha-cha-cha-chan, cha-cha-cha-chan!
Yes!
Donguri, korokoro, donguri-ko!
I fell in love with a pond and now I'm in trouble!
A dojo has appeared and hello!
Old man, let's play together!
Wait, I'm not dancing anymore! I'm not dancing anymore!
I see...
Humans...
I see, humans!
I'm not dancing anymore!
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Good evening, I'm Judge Kouye!
Now, let's go straight to the competition corner!
I'll introduce you to Oharaki!
Hello, Judge Kouye-san!
Hmm?
Who do you love more, Ochiay Hiromichi and Matsui Hideki?
Please tell me!
This is from Nagashima Kazushige-kun, isn't it?
I don't know...
OK! Then let's introduce you right away!
First of all, this is Ochiay's entrance!
Hey! Hey!
I'm sorry for being ugly!
You didn't say anything!
I'm Ochiay!
Ochiay-san!
Yes?
Let's go straight to the competition corner!
That guy...
He's holding a kimono bat!
Who do you love more?
Me!
Matsui Hideki!
Stop it!
Don't hold such a tool!
Then let's go straight to the competition corner!
Tonight, I'll bully myself!
Come on!
OK!
Now...
Wow!
That's amazing!
Now, now, finally...
I'll do my best.
Today's game...
Yes?
The first game is this!
Is it okay?
Yes.
We developed this.
It's called "mochi mochi machine".
Huh? "mochi mochi machine"?
Yes.
"mochi mochi machine" is...
This?
Yes.
And you stand in this circle.
Yes.
And "mochi mochi machine" will rotate.
I see.
"mochi mochi machine" will hit.
Yes.
And "mochi mochi machine" can't stand it anymore.
And "mochi mochi machine" will lose if it comes out of this circle.
What?
The first round is like this.
Yes.
Is it going to get worse and worse?
Of course!
How do we stand?
No, no...
We'll calculate where we'll hit...
And we'll stand where we'll stand the most.
I see.
Here we go!
Let's do it!
Ready!
Wow, it's really scary!
I can't stand it anymore!
Here we go!
100 more seconds!
It's starting to hurt a lot!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I'm this way, right? I turn like this. I always know what I want to say first!
That's right! That's why I go this way!
You can't just go this way!
Wait a minute!
You can only go this way because you can't turn the machine!
That's right!
OK! OK! One more time!
That's right! You can't just go this way!
That's right!
I always go this way!
You said this way!
I want you to go this way! You can't just stand there!
I know how you feel! I know how you feel!
You can't just stand there! You can't just stand there!
I'm going to kill you!
You're going to kill me!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
How do I stand?
The person who aimed at your butt like before can stand like this.
OK! OK!
OK!
OK! OK! Ready!
Wow!
If I hit you with my hand in the picture, what will you do?
Don't move!
Of course! Of course!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'll kill you!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'll kill you!
Wait a minute!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wait a minute!
You can only go this way because you can't turn the machine!
That's right!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Stop it!
Well, you know...
Yes?
I like story atomics.
You say it!
No, no, I gave up the game and tried to do it. I'll do my best!
I don't like it like this!
I've already given up!
No, I've already given up! I don't like it like this!
I've already given up! I don't like it like this!
I don't like it like this!
Thank you!
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen!
Listen up!
There are two bronze plates over there.
I'm going to hold one of them and hit you two with it.
Since it's hot, you'll say "it's hot!"
The horn at that time...
What are you doing?
It's a rule!
I'll wear the horn.
The higher the number, the better.
Of course, the higher the number, the better.
Well, let's start with you, Mr. Uchiha.
Why me?
Where is it? Is it decided?
It's decided!
Mr. Uchiha, tell me where you like it!
I like it with my arms.
You like it with your arms?
What's wrong with you?
No, I like it with more things.
Like your neck?
Are you stupid?
Now...
Ah...
You've got a lot of good stuff here.
It's hot!
Mr. Uchiha, please hold the mic.
Since you're close, you'll know where it is.
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
All right, let's do a second round!
Ready...
Start!
It's hot!
The number of Oshais is...
32!
I don't want to be seen like this.
It's fun.
It's too much for me.
Shut up!
It's OK.
Shut up!
I know! I want...
No! No!
I'm not such kind of a guy!
Here we go!
Rock, paper, scissors...
Wait a moment.
You have to shout before the candle hits you.
I see. Sorry, sorry.
You have to shout "it hurts!" before the candle hits you!
I'm sorry.
So, the number of brains you got is...
20! 20! 20!
The number of washers!
20! 20! 20!
Now we have two washers.
Now you will put the washers on each other's nipples.
You will say "yay!" and pull each other's nipples.
If you pull each other's nipples and get the other's washers in the end, you win!
What are you talking about?
So...
We have two left?
Yes! So even if you have one left...
Depending on how you do it...
You can get reverse points.
What kind of charm is that?
Now you two...
Please take your safety zone off.
This is a safety zone.
Ouch!
I won't lose anymore!
It hurts so much!
At this point...
It hurts so much!
Look! It's like a bubble!
It's like a nipple!
I don't want to do it anymore!
Ouch!
Shut up!
Ouch!
I don't want to move like this!
Are you ready?
You both have to pull each other's nipples!
Yes!
Let's go!
This is a serious matter!
If you lose your nipples...
What will CX do?
If you lose your nipples...
Will you do something about it?
I won't stop!
It's okay!
Let's go!
Why did you come here?
There's a line here, isn't there?
Even if you're too far away...
Slowly, slowly...
You both have to go like this...
Yes, yes, yes...
Let's go!
The longer it takes...
The more it hurts!
Let's go!
Attention!
Ready...
Go!
Wait!
It hurts!
What is this? What kind of game is this?
It really hurts!
No, no, no!
Let's pull it!
Let's pull it like this!
I don't like you!
I can't do it! I'm sure I can do it!
I'm sure I can do it!
I can't do it!
It hurts!
Pull it!
Pull it properly!
No way!
Pull it!
I've never seen it this easy!
No, you haven't!
Well...
It's been ten years, but...
Let's do it!
Come on!
Pull it!
The winner of this match is Matsui!
What? I lost?
Here is the next match!
Matsui, you have to win this triangle bomber again.
Why do you have to do that?
Don't bully yourself, Romano!
Game! It's decided, right?
Can we win it again?
Let's play like this and say "if you do like this, you're screwed!"
You!
What do you mean "if you do like this, you're screwed"?
The one who breaks this vote is the loser!
That's good!
Tamao-san, don't raise your nipples!
What's wrong with you?
I'm serious!
Your nipples are amazing!
Why do you raise them?
You two, get along!
Get along!
Get along, you two!
Wait a minute! It's in my nipple!
Come on!
It's hard!
Look at me! Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me like this!
Like this...
What's wrong with you?
Which one?
Look at me! Look at me!
Look at me!
It's in my nipple!
It's the best!
Let's go!
Until now, it has been Kamoshika-kun, Mark-san!
Thank you!
Hey, can you bring me a candle?
Wait!
You don't think it's a game, do you?
I don't think it's a game, but it's not a problem!
It's made of blood.
But it looks fun!
Do you want me to do it for you? You'll still have fever tonight!
Oh, you don't like it?
Here we go!
Yeah! Yeah!
The winner is Mano-san!
Today, I'm going to turn this super lab into ashes!
I'm going to turn everything into ashes!
What are you doing?!
Getaro! I didn't think you'd come to throw away the trash at a time like this!
We can't help it if we get caught!
What are you doing?!
I'm going to turn this super lab into ashes! Look at this!
Oh!
It's a fire gun with fireproof properties!
With this original flame, I'm going to turn everything into ashes!
Help me!
Aho-man!
Are you stupid?!
Hey, Aho-man!
What do you mean "Aho-man"?!
Aho-man!
They did it again!
Alright! Let's beat them with Aho-Aho Beam!
Yeah!
Aho-Aho Beam!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's wrong?!
It's flying this way!
It's going that way!
Get them!
Aho-Aho Beam!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's wrong with you?!
The enemy is shooting that way!
Look!
Hurry up!
Now's my chance!
It's silver!
Oh!
Nice one, Aho-Aho Beam!
Get it! Hurry up and get it!
What are you doing?
I'm going to catch you!
What are you doing?
All right, I'm going to do it!
Awagan! Do something!
Awa on fire!
You're stupid!
Awa on fire!
National Advertising Contest for Amateurs
Mr. Kano.
Amateurs Contest for Amateurs
This is the fourth time.
That's right.
Let's do it quickly and end it quickly.
Why?
It's troublesome to surprise you for the fourth time.
Why is that?
Grand Champion Team.
Are you going to do it?
Yes, I am.
I see.
I've decided what I'm going to do.
I see.
You're really a grand champion.
I'm a grand champion.
It means you're still alive.
I'm still alive.
What kind of performance is it?
Can you hear me?
Some people are angry.
I see.
You're all evil.
I'm sorry.
Now, let me introduce the judges.
First, Utsumi.
I'm Yoshie.
Uncle!
Shut up!
What?
Can you hear me?
Shut up!
It's a good challenge.
Don't make me so angry!
Nice to meet you.
Next to me is Yosuke Sato, producer!
Today's judge is...
Tomomi Nishimura!
Hello.
I'm the judge.
Please be seated.
First of all, I'd like to ask you how you're doing...
...by mobile voice.
Here's Soei Fujimura!
I'll do Uncle Kucha's.
End!
I'm sorry, it's over.
Hey, you said you'd do it in one go!
So, that was it in one go. How was it, Master Yoshi?
I don't care what you say about it!
I just said "aha" and it ended. But you're actually a good guy, aren't you?
Yeah, but it was only one go.
It's fine if it was only one go!
What?!
I don't want to fight like this!
Thank you very much!
Here you go!
Thank you very much!
Next up is...
Voice impersonation!
Voice impersonation by...
Masui Seki!
Here you go!
First of all, it's a conversation between Naniwa Chieko and Achako.
Ah! What's going on, mister?
Are you Yoshida?
Mister! What's going on?
I don't know what you're talking about!
What's up with you?!
Next up is...
Voice impersonation by...
Kinsan Ginsan!
What?!
You should've said it in one go!
You're making me happy...
You're making me embarrassed...
Ginsan...
It's nothing.
The next one is Takamiyama-san.
Akebana...
I'm so happy...
That's all.
I'm sorry, but I don't know the first impersonator.
I don't know if it's similar or not, but I think it's similar.
Through Seki-san...
I understood it very well.
Thank you very much!
The last one is pantomime.
Tokita Shichiro-san!
Wall!
Liar!
Hahaha!
Let's move together!
Stairs!
This is too funny!
Hahaha!
Let's move together!
It's getting higher!
It's over.
Mr. Tomino, what do you think of today's production?
What?
Today's production.
It's not very good, but it's a lot of work, isn't it?
No, but it's done.
If it's done like this, it would be a great pleasure.
It would be a great pleasure.
Anyway, when I was asked to come here today, I said "downtown".
Actually, I can speak English, and I'm a Marquis.
I was born in Meiji.
So, even if I read the newspaper in English,
it doesn't say "downtown" or "Un-chan" or "Na- chan".
I don't know why, but it seems like it.
I don't read anything written in Katakana at all.
So, when I came out here, my granddaughter said, "Grandpa, it's a big deal."
If you say "downtown", it's a famous program.
Of course, there are two names, "downtown" and "na-chan".
Why? Because there are two of them.
If you say "downtown", what will happen?
"down" is me.
I'm "down".
Nice to meet you, I'm "down".
The one sitting over there is "down".
"Town", "town", "town", "down"!
My friends call me "wood-chan".
Ah, now I remember.
Even when I join young people's group,
Hey, have you seen 'down'?
I'm "down".
You can talk, can't you?
I'm "down".
It's a big deal.
It's okay, you can talk now.
Finally, the judge.
It was wonderful.
You're the candidate for winner.
You should have talked later.
It was good.
Thank you very much.
Now, you two, please go to the stage again.
Now, among you three,
let's decide the winner.
Now, today's candidate for winner is...
Please announce it!
There is no candidate for winner!
Why is that!?
Give him a score!
Give him a higher score!
I'll announce it!
The third candidate is...
Mr. Tokita!
What do you think of this?
Well... technically speaking...
I think it's quite difficult for an 83-year-old to become a teacher.
But for the same-age group of people, you've done a very good job.
- We'll do our best! - We'll do our best!
Finally, we'd like to present Mr. Yamada's "Bird's Nest" to Mr. Tokita.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- That's all for today! - That's all for today!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
Emergency plan!
"Bird's Nest" competition!
Now, in the entertainment world...
We'd like to have people who are called "bird's nest" appear...
And we'd like them to show their "bird's nest" to us!
- Matsumoto-san, get ready! - What are you doing?!
- What is it? - Are you Jube-san?
He's in a bad mood. He's in a bad mood!
- Let's get started! - Let's get started!
First, from the dance world...
We'd like to introduce "Bird's Nest" to you!
- It's hot, but we'll wait! - We'll wait!
- Now, to the center! - Yes!
I just opened my legs wide...
It's not bad manners!
People who use their bodies are not our right-hand men!
- That's right! - Yes!
- Today, in that sense... - Yes!
- I don't know if it's beneficial... - Yes!
- It's beneficial! - Yes!
But today...
You're covered in rats!
I'm covered in rats...
- But you're beautiful! - Thank you!
I sell them!
You don't always say that!
- Let's get started! - Let's get started!
Now, let's welcome the couple in second place!
From the entertainment world...
Hayashi Ape and Parco!
Welcome!
Thank you!
It's pink again today.
I have everything I need, but I don't have shoes.
Oh, really?
I have a wife and two children.
Oh, really?
I drove today, didn't I?
Yes.
I'm a super driver.
My wife hit me.
She's still a virgin.
You're annoying!
Finally, let's welcome the announcer, Shinobu Oshizawa and Masai Oyama!
This is amazing!
Please come in.
Hello.
Did you work hard to break this?
I'm sweating already.
You're sweating already?
Are you angry?
I'm not angry.
Don't cry!
Now, let's start with these members.
Let's start with the first round!
First of all, let me introduce you to my wife!
This is in New York, right?
Yes, in New York.
Now, I'm going to post some of my wife's photos.
Oh, that's kind of you.
Yes.
This is my wife!
I'm going to post some of my wife's photos!
Oh, that's kind of you.
I'm going to post some of my wife's photos!
You're going to post them?
I'm going to post some of my wife's photos!
There's a car!
And my wife is standing there!
Oh, your wife is standing there?
She's standing there!
Now, I'd like to talk about the first one.
Now, the first one!
If it's about my wife, I'd do anything from head to toe!
You know? Even in a hole!
Who is behind Rumi-chan's back?!
I know!
Rumi-chan, look!
She's a dancer!
And like she had an operation the other day, she has a thumb up like this.
We call it "outer half hat".
"Outer half hat".
I see!
So, we've already found out the answer!
Have you found out anything?!
Yes!
Kenyan, go!
Yes!
What are you doing?!
I found it!
The answer is...
I found it!
The answer is...
Hey, wait!
Wait!
Oh, no!
You two, 20 points!
The second round is Pen-san's turn!
"Ears"!
Let me guess.
It's about "ear sales", you know.
I know, I know.
It's about "large", "medium", "small" here.
But it's quite...
There's quite a difference in "large" and "medium" here.
Hey, you're laughing at me!
Is it this?!
The answer is...
Yes!
How did you know?!
Why did you know?!
Of course, the ears are small, right?
The ears are small?!
Like, they're stuck in their little ears...
No, they're small!
I knew it!
How did you know?!
Like, you said "large", "medium", "small" right?
That's right!
That's right?!
Go back! Go back!
No, it's really "medium" and "small"!
It's not "small" and "small" at all!
Now, the last one is Mr. Oshisaga.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's getting harder and harder, but...
It's cute, isn't it?
Please look at the last one.
Yes.
It's "eyeball".
I won't say anything about it.
I won't say it!
I don't know about this kind of thing!
If you're wrong, will something weird happen?
Well...
Will something weird happen?
Hey!
Won't you answer me even if I call you?
Hey you!
Where are you?
Now, let's hear it from Mr. Oshisaga.
Go!
Hold on tighter!
What a shame!
We wanted to see this picture!
How many times did you do it?
This one?
You were the best!
No, not at all.
You were the best!
You were out of the team!
It became foggy.
Let's go to the second round!
I'll do my best!
The third prize is a ticket to Paris!
The women's team is sitting in the back.
Look at their faces!
It's disgusting!
Stop it!
I told you to stop it!
You are tied to a rope.
There is a rope in front of you.
There are 10 tickets in front of you.
When you are ready, put the ticket on the rope and leave it there.
When you leave it there, the truck will start moving.
The truck will fall.
While you are doing it, push the button.
When you push it, the truck will move again.
While you are doing it, put the ticket on the rope.
The team that puts more tickets on the rope wins!
And we will give you 100 points!
50 points for you!
What are you doing?
Let's go!
Ready!
50 points for you!
Stop it!
Reel it!
The rope is getting high!
It's not working!
(Whistling)
Awesome!
Osaka team won!
Be careful, ma'am! You look like an old woman!
So, I won!
Osaka team won!
It was an Osaka drift championship!
No! No! No!
No!
(Laughter)
You lost!
No! No!
(Laughter)
Hey!
This is...
Hey!
(Laughter)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
(Laughter)
Hey! Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Nothing.
Good luck.
What's this?
"Tamaokakitakata".
What's this?
"Kochigao".
"Q's Kochigao".
You wrote this?
As for me...
As for you...
It's not like that.
Let's continue this corner.
Great!
Shaori, let's close the store.
Yes, dad.
You were busy today.
I'm sorry. Today...
It's you again.
I came to get an answer today.
No matter how many times you come, it's no use!
I don't like girls!
As usual, you're right. You're stubborn.
This girl has a nickname called "Tanron".
"Tanron"?
Hurry up and go home! Don't come back!
When you don't know what you're saying, you're not good at it.
Teacher!
You're the master!
Teacher!
You're pretty good, Susamman.
Next is the last one.
Can you beat the teacher!?
You bastard!
You're pretty good, Susaman.
Next is the last one.
You're pretty good, teacher!
You're pretty good, Superman!
You're pretty good, teacher!
Don't do it!
I'll do it!
Don't do it!
I'll do it!
Don't do it!
I'll do it!
Don't do it!
I'll do it!
Now, everyone turn your rainbow and say "yes"!
And then if you fall in love
I want you to ask me four wishes
One, kiss me gently
Two, tell me secretly
Three, do what you like
Four, and then do it for me!
If you ask me four wishes
I'll fall in love with you
Thank you very much!