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KOJI'S TALKING POP AND SNACK
Tonight we have a guest, Hamajan Getschu!
Hamajan Getschu!
Jizo!
Yes?
There's something you should know about Hamajan Getschu.
What is it?
Okay, let me introduce you.
His pen name is Wakire Wakire Enji.
Good evening!
Actually, while we were broadcasting last week, we suddenly heard a voice like a snoring voice on the radio.
I think it was around two in the morning.
There is a rumor that ghosts appear in broadcasting stations,
but could it be that the voice I heard the other day was...
KOJI'S TALKING POP AND SNACK
Please tell me the truth, Getschu!
Well...
Well, well...
But was it a snoring voice?
That's right.
But there are a lot of rumors like that.
No, it's not like that, Hamajan Getschu!
There are a lot of rumors like that!
Really?
Are you serious?
The truth is...
this studio used to be a graveyard.
What?
Are you serious?
Unfortunately, it's true.
It's the truth.
So...
midnight...
at midnight...
ghosts...
ghosts appear.
Don't say that! It's already before two o'clock!
You're kidding me!
But rumors are rumors!
Don't worry about that!
From two o'clock onward, it's a new segment!
Let's do our best in the behind-the-scenes segment!
Well then, Koji will announce two o'clock!
Will you stop it?!
This program is brought to you by...
Shinmei-san!
This is the second time.
Last time, we had an interesting guest.
This time, too, it's amazing!
You're amazing, too!
Even with this "welcome" theme...
Everyone looks like a monk.
Monks, right?
Alright!
What kind of makeup is that?!
The first team is...
Matsumoto, Sanyo, Imada!
Sanyo, Imada!
Yes, president.
The guest team is...
This group!
Matsumoto, Sanyo, Imada!
Last time, we had a guest who's not going to lose against Atom.
- That's right, I was surprised. - Please look forward to it.
- That's right. - What is that?
- Nice to meet you, Shima. - Nice to meet you.
- And that guest is Kato Reiko! - Nice to meet you!
Last time you called, but is Kato Reiko your real name?
- It's not my real name. - Is Kato Reiko your stage name?
- It's my stage name. - What do you want your real name to be?
- Do you want me to say it? - Say it!
You don't know your own name!
- What about you? - I like it.
- Why didn't you say Kato Reiko? - I wish I could be an old woman.
- Why didn't you say Kato Reiko? - It's embarrassing when people say it.
I knew you didn't like it!
- What is it? - Nice to meet you, Kato Reiko.
- Nice to meet you. - And next to me is Sekinesuto!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Hey you! - It's hard for me to talk to you.
- Which one should we go with? - Whichever one...
- Let's go with the first one. - First one!
Let's go with the first one! First of all, let's guess their names!
- Kinmei-san! - Kinmei-san!
Today we will guess the name of a young lady and an old man.
Beautiful things!
We will guess their names.
Beautiful things!
Now, everyone at home, here is the answer!
Don't say weird things!
Don't say weird things, okay?!
Now, let's go!
First, beautiful things!
Yuuyake-chan and...
Asanagi-chan.
If you don't say that...
Yuuyake-chan and Asanagi-chan...
Ouch!
Stop it! Stop it!
Bara-chan and Happa-chan.
Bara and Happa?!
Yuu and Happa?!
Now, Sugino-san!
Montblanc and Chomoranma-chan.
Isn't it beautiful?!
I know!
Montblanc and Chomoranma-chan.
Now, Megumin-san!
Youth Sweat-kun.
That's too long!
What kind of name is "Youth Sweat-kun"?!
Huh?!
Ruby-chan and...
Oh, but that's...
You got it!
You got one!
You're quick-eyed!
Ruby-chan and...
Now!
Ruby-chan and...
Cuticle-chan!
It's totally different!
Ruby-chan is correct!
Let's go this far!
Ruby-chan and what?!
Ruby and...
Yes, Ruby-chan and...
Ruby-chan and...
B-dama-chan.
Why?!
Ruby-chan and what?!
Ruby-chan and Moreno-chan.
Are you still fooling around?!
Ruby-chan and...
Yes, Ruby-chan and...
I don't know the name of the jewels!
The jewels you've done so far are fine, right?
Yes, yes.
Right?!
Ruby-chan and...
What have you done so far, Ruby?
Yes, yes, I know.
What have you done?
Um... Ruby-chan and...
Watch-chan.
That's not what you've done!
Ruby-chan and...
B-dama-chan!
B-dama-chan?!
Ruby-chan and...
Ruby-chan and what?!
Ruby-chan and...
D-diamond-chan.
Correct!
Now, please show us your name.
Your name?
Are you Ruby-chan?
Yes! Now...
Ruby-chan!
Yes!
Oh, Ruby-chan!
Now...
Diamond-chan!
That's nice!
Who gave you that coin?
Ruby-chan and Diamond-chan?
I like jewels, so...
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Ruby-chan.
If you're ever in trouble with your life, you should bring your children to Shichiya.
Shichiya?
Diamond-chan.
It doesn't matter where you live!
Yes, so...
First, Ruby-chan.
Diamond-chan!
Thank you!
Now, next, Jinmei-san!
Jinmei-san!
Welcome!
You guys are weird.
- Good evening. - Good evening.
There have been many programs like "Chinmei-san" before, but this is the first time it hasn't appeared anywhere!
- Ah, I see. It hasn't appeared in magazines or anything like that. - No, it hasn't!
- This is the first time it hasn't appeared anywhere! - So you've always refused it? - I've always refused it!
- Now, you'll have to guess his last name, but... - Last name?
Everyone watching on TV and in the audience, the correct answer is this!
Yes! It's strange! It's strange! It's strange! Let's start from the bottom!
- What is it? - Now, let's start with the regular team!
- Wait a minute! "Miyoji" doesn't mean this topic, but it means the whole family does. - Everyone does!
- Now, a hint! Something everyone has! - It's very similar!
- It's the first time it hasn't appeared anywhere! - Yes, Mr. Kano!
"Uchuu Sentai"! (Universal Sentai)
- Is that so? - "Uchuu Sentai", is that what you call it?
- Now, Ryu-san! - Something everyone has! - Let's go with this one! - "Heso"!
- "Heso" isn't you, Ryu-san! - No!
- Television! - No, no, no!
- Now, Tom-san! - "Omata-san"
- "Omata-san"?! - No, it's not!
- It's not you, "Omata-san"! - No, it's not!
- It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, right? - It doesn't matter!
- "Oshiri-san" - It's not you, "Oshiri-san"!
- "Junichichou"
- It's something everyone has...
- Now, Masuo-san!
- "Uirusu-chan"
- It's not you, "Uirusu-chan"!
- Now, Ryu-san! - Eyebrows! - It's not you, "Eyebrows"!
- Now, Ken-san! - Now, Masuo-san!
- Hurry up! - "Soraberenwa"
- Ken! Ken!
- It's not you, "Soraberenwa"!
- I didn't say the answer and I know it!
- It's not you, "Soraberenwa"! - It's not you, "Soraberenwa"!
- Now, Sano-yan! - Yes, Masuo-san!
- It's falling more and more, but... - Yes!
- "Hanage-san" - It's not you, "Hanage-san"!
- Once again, please tell me your name. - Yes.
- Ms. Setsuko. - Wow!
- She was a little girl. - There are only about five generations in Japan.
- Five generations?! - Wow!
- This is the first book... - First book! - ...that you have published.
- Ms. Setsuko, you weren't "hanage" before you got married... - No, I wasn't.
- You go to people you love, but you end up being "hanage" yourself!
- Yes, I'm sure you all feel that way. - Yes. - I'm sure you all feel that way. - Yes.
- But we were childhood friends. - Oh, I see! So you've known each other since you were little?!
- Since you were little... - "Hanage" and "hanage"?!
- You've known each other since you were little?! - Yes, that's right.
- Where did you come from? - I'm "hanage yutaka". - "Hanage yutaka"!
- Wouldn't it be difficult for 50 people to live alone?!
- How was it? - I wouldn't forget it if I heard it again. - Of course!
- If you hear it in Japan, you'll never forget it! - Yes, you're right.
- But you really did come out a lot! - I know, right?!
- It's painful to be laughed at like that, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- But, you know, for example, when you go to a bank or a hospital...
- Is it embarrassing for you to be called by your first name? - I don't read "yo" at first, you know.
- Oh, you don't? - "Hana-hana-hana-hana" is enough for me.
- I've been taking medicine from beginning to end, and I'm still laughing!
- I'm used to it now, but when I first heard it, it was really funny!
- Thank you very much for coming out today! - Thank you!
- This is the last question! Let's go!
- Shinmei-san! - Yes!
Just like last time, if you connect these two, it becomes a conversation.
I'll tell you the names below.
It's Yone-san and Kana-san.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- I'll give you a hint! - Yes!
It's a conversation between people from Tokyo and Osaka.
Please think about it!
Conversation
Guest Team
Let's call the guest team!
Guest team, one, two, go!
- What? - You're kidding me.
- You're kidding me! - Really?
- Let's go. - Wait a minute. Look at me first.
- Yes! - You're right!
Yes! Guest team, one, two, go!
- You're late. - You're really coming?
You're too slow!
You're really coming?
Let's say it!
The guest team's "really" and "Kana" are correct.
- Really? - You're right!
- Let's say "above" one more time. - Above!
Wait a minute! Look at me!
Guest team, one, two, go!
Let's say it!
"Conversation" is important.
Guest team, one, two, go!
Those two are definitely capable of it.
Guest team, one, two, go!
"Cheap" and "really" are correct!
It's cheap, isn't it?
Is it true?
Yone Yasui's old name is "Moroi".
It's cheap, isn't it?
Thank you very much!
The winner of this two-to-one guest team is...
Welcome, Kinmei!
Hey!
What's up with you?
Maybe he's not coming anymore!
He ran away!
Let me go!
We did it today!
Let me go!
What's the point of your presence?!
You're making me mad!
Let me go!
We're going to win today!
Let me go!
You're making me mad.
I'm serious.
Let me go!
Today's match is...
Go!
This one!
Go!
This one!
Go!
I'll take this one!
You two, each one of you, put this one on and shoot a bullet from the other side.
The one who breaks it cleanly wins!
That's right!
Let me go!
Come on!
I won't let you break it!
Who's going first?
I'll go first!
I knew you'd go first.
In that case...
I'll go first!
Go for it!
I'll go first!
I want to go first!
I don't care!
All right! Andai, let's go!
Are you all right?
OK!
What are you doing?
Tamashii!
What are you doing?
Tamashii, you shouldn't do that!
You shouldn't do that!
I know!
Let's go!
Higher!
Here you are!
Yeah!
This is the one!
I'm good at yoyo!
Yoyo, let's go!
Here you are!
Don't say "yoyo"!
Here you are!
Wait a minute!
There it is!
Wait a minute!
Wow!
Here you are!
Wow!
Higher! Higher!
You dodged it!
Higher!
Wow!
You did it!
Let's decide who's last!
What?
No way!
Right?
Of course!
Yeah!
I'm going to beat you up!
Go ahead! Go ahead! Go ahead!
You're right!
Alright!
Go!
Yoyo!
Here you are!
Ready!
Wow!
Watch out! Watch out!
No, no! A little more to the left! To the left!
To the left! There! There!
There it is!
Wow!
You're already a monster!
You! Give me your position!
What are you doing?!
Give me your position!
Okay!
Move aside!
You!
A little more! A little more!
A little more! There! There! There!
There!
Open!
Wow!
Cute!
Manager!
Manager, you're fast!
You're fast!
Manager!
Who's going to leave you in front of the main house?
Manager!
What are you saying?
No, nothing...
Wait!
A little higher!
A little lower!
Over there!
I won't go!
Over there!
Miss, what are you doing?!
Aim higher!
A little higher!
Miss, you're annoying!
Higher! Higher! Higher!
You're not funny at all! You're just a normal 30 year-old!
What's wrong with you?
Where's Itao?
Oh, you're here!
Where's Itao?
Itao, you stay here!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Hamada-kun, wait a minute!
What? What?
No, I'm fine.
Itao, stop it! What's wrong with you?
I'm coming!
Ouch! Ouch!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
You're scary!
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm burning! I'm burning!
You're scary!
But you're cool!
How old are you? Three or four years old?
He's gone! He's gone!
I was about to say something!
How old are you?
What? What? What?
Calm down!
What?
Let's go!
Yeah!
15 people!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Hahahaha!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Tonight, we'll have a great time!
Gaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
It's not coming out!
No! No!
Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
It's coming out! Remember it!
It's coming out!
The clip is coming out! It's OK!
It's not coming out!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
My nose is not funny anymore!
Where is it? Where is it?
Here! Here!
No way!
It's not here!
No way! It can't be!
Here?
No...
Here?
Here?!
No way!
It can't be!
No way!
Let me see! Let me see!
It can't be!
It's there! It's there!
Wait a minute!
No way!
Look ahead!
No way!
Go! Go!
No way!
Go home! It hurts! It hurts!
Go home! Go home!
Go home! I really want you to go home!
I was really trying to hit you!
No way!
I see! The path to victory!
- Director! - Yes!
- This week... - Don't say "yes" like that!
- This week... - Yes, yes!
- We'll have a quiz... - Yes!
- To see who can come out of this. - How many people should we choose?
- Just one person for today! - Just one person for today? - Yes!
- Yes!
- Not only these people... - Yes!
- This week, we have a specialist... - Yes!
- Who has won the quiz for FNS's 120 million people twice! - Yes!
- Mr. Yoshiaki Nagata, aka "Walking Hyakkaji Tenko"! - Yes!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- I've raced twice in a row. - Mr. Nagata, you're amazing!
- You know everything, don't you? - Well, "anything" is an exaggeration, but...
- By the way, do you know that your pants' hem is short? - Um...
- Could you lower it a little bit? - You can tell by looking at it!
- I don't know much about it. - That's right.
- Well, you'll race against Mr. Nagata... - Yes!
- ...and the person who cheated earlier will go next to us. - Eh? Are you going to race against Quiz-o?
- Of course! Quiz-o! - That's not fair!
- You're more Quiz-o than Haru-san! - What are you talking about?
- You can say that, right? - It's just a question about TV...
- ...but Mr. Nagata doesn't know much about it, either.
- Of course, you guys have quizzes for it, too.
- Um... Is Mr. Nagata going to race against us today? - Eh?
- Or is it Hong Kong? - Are you going to race against me?
- You can go ahead of me. - Well, Mr. Nagata...
- Please go ahead of me. - I'll go ahead of you.
- Today's quiz is about Fuji TV. - Oh, come on...
- Let's get started! First question!
- Fuji TV was named after Mt. Fuji... - Eh?
- Mr. Nagata! - 3776 meters.
- Correct! - Eh?
- What? - You should've asked us first!
- It's too old! - It was too old, so whatever.
- Next question! - Eh?
- What? - Starting March 11th...
- ...for six months, Fuji TV will host...
- ...circus art performance... - Oh, come on!
- Saltin Banco! - Correct!
- That's amazing! - That's great, Mr. Yu.
Next question!
How much is the parking lot for visitors in Fuji TV for one hour?!
- Everyone! - 200 yen! - Correct!
- Yes! - Oh!
- You don't drive here, do you? - Yes, I do.
- I was just staring at the sign, wondering how much it would cost. - Oh, I see!
- So if I drive here in the future... - 200 yen?
- I wonder how much I can pay for it. - I see.
Let's move on. Next question!
The winner of Lillehammer Gorilla Speed Skate's 10,000m, 5,000m and 1,500m is...
- What is it? - It is...
Johan Kos.
- Kos, but... - What?!
- Then, who is the assistant professor of Fuji TV's popular show "Downtown Gottsueganji"? - Oh, I don't like it!
- Who is it? - Ryoko!
- I don't know... - What?!
- Ryoko! - Who is it?!
- Mr. Nanata! - Um...
- Question! - Well, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but... - Question! - Um... Kawana?
- No! - Correct!
- Yes! - Mr. Kos! - Correct!
Okay, let's go! Next question!
What is Gotz's third opening song?
- The first one is "I Won't Defeat You"! - "Kirai Dayo" (I Hate You) - Correct!
- I wanted you to answer this one, Yuu-san! - I'm sorry.
- Now, the next question is a program-themed or intro-themed quiz! - Yes!
What is the title of the program that starts with this song?!
- "Aimer"! - "Super Tai"! - Correct!
Next question!
What was Dantan's first program on Fuji TV?
- Oh, number one! Who's number one?! - "When You're Laughing"! - Incorrect!
- Now, who's number two?! - Oh, number one! Itao - san!
- Isn't it "When You're Laughing"? - Incorrect!
The first time we appeared on a TV show was "When You're Laughing".
- Wasn't it "Downtown" at the time? - Yes, it was "Downtown".
- At the time, it was "Hitoshi Massachi". - What?!
- What are you talking about?! - He said "go home" because he was drunk and went home to his parents' house.
- Incorrect! What was it?! - Incorrect! Oh, I know!
- Do you know what it is?! - Yes!
- What is it?! - I think it's "Hatsumode Hit Parade".
- What?! Really?! - "Hatsumode Hit Parade", that's right!
- But it's not correct. - I saw it!
- Number 19! "Hatsumode School Hit Parade"! - Ah...
- They appeared with AB Brothers. - Yes, yes.
- The story is in "Meiji Jingu". - Yes.
Meiji Jingu
- Hello! We're from Osaka! We're from Downtown! - Congratulations!
- Congratulations! You've gathered a lot of people! - It's amazing, isn't it?!
- Let's go back! Next question!
"Imada Koji's Saturday Night Program"!
- This is your chance number, isn't it?! - Yes, Mr. Imao!
- "Sonotama no Heromo"! - Yes!
- That's enough! - Now, Mr. Imao, it's your turn!
- I'm so stubborn! - Yes!
- Will the next question be the last one?!
- Next question!
What is the 13th floor of Fuji TV's Tower Building?!
- Tower Building... what is it? - Where is it?
- It's Fuji TV! What is the 13th floor of Fuji TV's building?!
- Mr. Imao! - "Fuji 3K Parade"!
- Is there such a place?! - Isn't it only in Japan?!
- Yes, Ryoko! - "Fuji 3K Group"?
- I don't know anymore! - Come on, Ryoko!
- Stop it!
- She's too young! - She's too young!
- Yes, Ryu! - Um, observatory?
- Why observatory? - Yes, Hongon! - It's difficult! - Video... casino?
- Yes, Goban... yes, Itao! - President's office? - Wrong! - Yes, Neyan! - Employee cafeteria!
- That's right! - Yes, Naha-san!
- What's the 13th floor of the tower building? - There's no 13th floor. - Correct!
- There's no 13th floor! - There's no 13th floor! - How did you know?
- Well, if you say it like that... - It's a difficult number. - There's 12th floor, and then there's 14th floor. - Hotels and such aren't allowed, right? - That's right! There's no 13th floor!
- Next question! - I see!
- Who is the producer of "Spring Festival"? - I don't know... - It's Mr. O! - Did you trick me?
- Now, what's Mr. O's blood type? - Oh, Nakata - san! - O-type! - Wrong! - It's a trick question, right? - Yes, Ryoko! - AB! - Wrong!
- Imana-san! - It's your chance! - B-type! - Correct!
- Well, that means... - Imana-san has gained 5 points!
- I did it! - Congratulations!
- I'm so happy! - Well done, Nagata-san!
- I did it! - You've earned your right!
- Thank you so much! I did it! I did it! - Shut up!
- I'm so happy! - Well, from now on...
- I did it! - You'll compete for the last two points, right?
- Yes! - Let's do our best!
- Nagata-san, thank you so much for today! - Thank you!
- We're on our way to victory! - We're on our way to victory!
Good evening! I'm Judge Kouhei!
Well, let's get started with today's show!
Kouhei-san!
This voice... It can't be!
Hello! I'm a stuffed animal.
You came again?! What's up with you today?!
Just listen to me sing today.
Sing?!
Okay, then just sing!
I'm Taizo 26.
My favorite type is Iima-chan.
Disgusting!
Where did you go, Taizo?!
Say bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
He's worn out again!
It can't be helped!
Okay, let me introduce you again!
Today's pen name is...
Another Taizo's fan!
Taizo Daisukikko.
He's a 41-year-old company employee.
Judge Konei-san, good evening!
I'm a 40-year-old happy man who loves love.
I'm a man who loves marriage and paradise!
Actually, what I want to ask you today is...
Marriage...
What's the biggest event when you're getting married?
Salary and wedding dress...
Which one should you wear to be happy?!
Please tell me!
Hmm, I don't know which one to wear!
Then, let's make today's white cloud clear!
First of all, here's the wedding dress entry!
Wow!
That souvenir is pushing me!
Give it to me!
No! I made it for you!
Makai, you're repainting it, aren't you?
No! No! No! No!
Good luck today!
Yes, thank you!
Nice to meet you! This is Takashimano Bunkin!
Won't you come to my wedding?
It's too long!
I'm sorry!
It's too early!
I'm sorry!
I'll beat you up!
No! Be careful!
Hey, isn't this weird?
You look like Chima Chogoro!
No! I'm Bunkin Takashima!
I was too focused on the story!
I'm sorry!
Good luck!
Yes! But!
Let's make it clear today!
Yes!
Today's match is...
This one!
Tears are falling and...
Goal in game!
Hey!
Do you think you can win?
Hit me with a stick!
Did you hear me?
Don't hit me with words!
It hurts!
What are you going to do today?
Today...
I'm going to challenge a professional player!
A professional player?
Yes!
It brings back memories!
You've done it before, haven't you?
You too!
What is it?
I'll let you ride it if you want!
I'll write it down for you!
Got it!
If you can't ride it well...
Go to your own home!
Mr. William is over there!
Over there!
Mr. Bunkin Takashima is over there!
We're both college students!
I'll let you ride it first!
This one!
Now!
Ride it well!
Yes!
Yes! Ride it well!
Please ride it!
Excuse me!
Yes!
I can't ride it!
Please ride it!
Wait a minute!
Yes, please!
Like this...
It's nice!
Please!
Okay!
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
Takashi, you!
It hurts!
Wait!
It hurts!
Wait!
Stop!
It hurts!
I told you! I told you!
Where are you going?
Don't go in there!
Don't go forward!
It hurts! It hurts!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Watch out!
It's over!
The winner is the wedding dress, but...
the house is Ms. Bunkin Takashima's!
This match is Ms. Bunkin Takashima's!
Get off the horse and cheer up!
And now...
The next one is...
This one!
What are you trying to do?
I'm trying my best!
This is too much!
They don't show their fighting spirit much.
Is it over?
Yes!
It looks like you turned your gaze about 40 degrees.
Are you okay?
I'm fine! I'm fine!
Is it good?
It has a lot of power.
Next up is this one.
Let's eat!
Now...
Let's eat!
Ready!
Okay!
You're too fast!
Why are you dancing like that?
Too fast! Too fast!
Okay!
Why are you dancing like that?
What is it?
This wonderful man is going to hug you and do a polo dance in that state.
Really?
Yes!
Well, then, you two, please get in.
Hey, you're too much!
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, you're too much!
You're too much!
Hey, you're too scary!
You're too scary!
You're too slow!
Well, then, let's start!
Ready for the next game!
OK!
Why is it "OK"?
Come on!
Oh, no!
Yes!
It's a real "OK"!
No way!
Why is it "OK" right away?!
Oh, no!
In this last game, if you win, you'll get 5 points!
Yeah! I'll do it!
It's possible to reverse the game!
I'll kill you right now!
If you lose in the end, you'll have to play a scary penalty game!
OK!
Well, let's start the last game!
Ready...
Ready, set...
Start!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go forward! Go forward!
Why are you going so slowly?!
Go forward! Go forward!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I'll beat you up!
But, in this match,
since you won,
you get 5 points and it's 8 to 1,
but in the last match...
In the last match!
Yes!
In the last match,
you get 10 points!
Yay!
But,
this rugby ball...
No!
This rugby ball...
and me who's so excited...
Are you ready?!
Yes!
In fact, with the last 10 points...
Yes!
We won't settle this!
You're lying!
I'm not good at this kind of thing!
It's a polo, but it's a rugby ball!
It's not rugby! It's a rugby ball!
Rugby ball...
I'm really not good at this kind of thing!
Oh, no!
I'm mixing polo and rugby!
Oh, no!
For the 21st century...
I'll use mecha!
Yay!
You're an idiot!
Then, let's start!
Ready!
What are you doing?!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
What are you doing?!
Hurry up and wait for me!
What are you doing?!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Which one is which?!
This way!
It's no good!
To the right! To the right!
To the right!
Hit it to the right!
The goal is here!
Hit it to the right!
Okay, okay!
Oh, you can't do it!
You can't do it!
It'll go in!
A little...
It was a little too much!
A little too much!
Sorry, sorry!
Where are you going?!
(laugh)
M-Mr. Monkey!
(laugh)
You almost got in!
This way! This way! This way!
You almost got in!
(scream)
You got in! (laugh)
(scream)
Wait!
OK!
Good!
Good?
OK! Good!
Why?
From morning you have hungry me.
Me?!
Not useful.
Anyway let me eat it now.
Give me everthing.
OK!
In this game, three people against eight players.
I'll win.
(scream)
OK!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What are you doing?!
Come on, woman! Look at me!
Please, let me go!
Let me go!
Please, let me go!
And so...
The one who loves Kaido...
Is in a wedding dress with Takashima Mungin!
Atarashii!
Taiga!
Don't move!
I'm trying to get into the train!
Just turn around and go!
Running towards glory
Let's ride on that train
Just like that, I fly out
Let's ride on that train
The weak ones anger the weak ones
Rising even louder
When that sound echoes and crosses over, the blues accelerates.
I want an invisible gun, so I fire an invisible gun.
Let me hear your true voice.
This isn't heaven, or should I say hell.
It's not all good guys, but it's not all bad guys.
I want to hold you in the romantic starry sky.
While being blown by the south wind, I want to dream a surreal dream.
I want an invisible gun, so I fire an invisible gun.
Let me hear your true voice.
Train, train, run away.
Train, train, anywhere.
Train, train, run away.
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