AISubs v3.5
*sad music*
Last night, when Tojo was killed...
You said you weren't in this house, right?
That's right.
At that time, my father gave me a day off...
and I went back to the countryside.
However, Mr. Imada...
Last night, my neighbor's wife...
said she saw you walking down this street.
Isn't that a mistake?
Then why...
did you have the same poison used in the crime...
in your pocket?
You...
killed Tojo...
didn't you?
I...
hated...
my master.
No...
I hated him.
My father...
was a small iron worker in a corner of this city.
Before my father, who ran away from his parent's company...
and went to Shikinguru...
my father appeared.
My father, who didn't know how to doubt me...
was tempted by his sweet words...
and before he knew it, the ironworks belonged to him.
The only thing our family had left...
was a multi-million dollar debt.
My mother had no choice...
but to sell herself...
and my father, knowing of this...
risked his own life.
I wanted to avenge my father.
I wanted to see my family again.
I'm sorry.
Are you going to sing?
I'm sorry.
This program is provided by P&G, Wrestle Japan, Nisshin Foods, Meiden and Lotte.
"THE COMPETITION"!
In order to answer your questions, we, Matsumoto and Hamada, will put our lives on the line!
I'm Judge Kouhei!
Let's start the competition!
Kouhei-san!
Huh?!
You're calling me?!
You don't know who I am?!
Who are you?!
Jump!
I'm Taizo of the plush toy store!
You're in a bad mood!
Huh, Taizo?!
Are you going to throw up already?!
No, no, no.
Pochinchin, pururin!
Stop it! Go home!
See you, guys!
Don't team up with him!
Now, without further ado, let me introduce you to our judges!
This person's pen name is "Angry Brazilian".
Right now, I'm a high school boy who's enjoying his youth,
but there's also adolescence,
so should I go for a woman who's popular and super hot,
or should I go for a refreshing and fresh short hair?
I'm in a lot of trouble about which is more popular!
What do you think?!
All right, I get it!
Then, let's start today's competition!
All right, then!
Super hot and short hair, please appear at the same time!
Go ahead!
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
Good luck!
Good morning! You look cool!
Thank you!
Y-you're ugly!
There's a little boy down there, isn't there?
Don't say that!
You're embarrassing me!
Hey, you're an adult!
What are you talking about?!
Why is there a wave going on?!
Without further ado, let's do our best today!
Yes, thank you!
Tonight's competition is this!
Short, short, fast!
Slow game!
Now, this time, it's an action that everyone does in their daily life.
Today, we'll show you how fast you can do it!
Oh, you're happy!
Is that all you want?!
First of all, in the first round...
First of all, we'll see how fast you can do this action of getting up and putting on glasses!
Now, you two, please stand by!
Is it okay if I lie down?
It's not just about lying down.
You're going to put me down, right?
That's right. But put your glasses down.
Oh, put them on properly.
Put them on properly.
Don't cheat on me with that!
What?!
He has a bad temper, so don't cheat on me!
Now, let's start with the first round!
Ready...
Now, let's see who was faster!
Hurry up and do it!
(The one who was faster is...)
(...me!)
Excuse me...
I'm wearing glasses!
(The one who was faster is...)
(...me!)
That means...
In the first round...
The one who was faster is me!
You don't have to be so happy.
I'm glad I lost.
I don't like you!
I'm not that upset.
Now for the second round!
For the second round...
Open the curtains and windows,
smile and V-sign outside!
I'll make you do this quickly!
It's fine, it's fine! I do it every morning!
Watch it!
Who do you think you're doing it for?
It's true!
I do it every morning! Who do you think you're doing it for?
Now, here we go!
Okay!
Ready...
Now, who was faster?
You bastard!
Hurry up!
Hey!
You're way too fast!
What?
Okay!
Okay, okay, okay!
Come on, come on, come on!
You're too slow!
Huh?!
So, the winner of this match is...
I'm happy.
Now, for the next match...
As soon as you take out what's in the fridge and close it,
the match will be decided.
It's a match of speed.
Are you ready?!
Ready...
Shut up!
You guys!
This match may be a draw!
If you can't take out what's in the fridge...
Wait a minute!
What is it?
I rubbed my arm!
How could you do that?
I was about to take it out, but I thought "ah", so I just went "pikiii"!
That's a mistake!
Now, let's see who can close the fridge door first!
Let's do it!
No way!
Let's do it!
OK!
What are you doing?!
I wanted to show you!
What a dirty woman!
Well, neither of you could say what was in the fridge, so...
We'll see about that!
You did your best, Gajin!
Mom!
You're so annoying!
I'll really hit you!
Now, the next match is...
The table in front of you...
Please break it with your head and do a "guts" pose.
Let's see how fast you can do it!
You won't find out, will you?
It's a short one, isn't it?
It's a short one, but...
You always break it, don't you?
Ah, this one...
This one...
It must be the source of your energy in the morning.
Thank you very much.
Now, please break it!
A "guts" pose!
The last "guts" pose will decide it!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Now, let's hurry up and do it!
I'm faster!
This guy is fast!
He's fast.
The winner of this game is Mr. Cho!
What kind of reaction is that?!
The last game!
It's the last one.
It's finally time for you to go!
So, please take off your cologne and put it on your chest.
Mr. Hayashi!
Mr. Hayashi is a junior high school student.
You guys are the only ones who know.
I understand.
Are you ready?
Lastly, when you're done putting on your cologne, look at the camera and say, "I've decided!"
Yes, yes.
That's all for now.
Now, let's go! It's the last game!
Okay!
Ready!
I've decided! I've decided!
Oh, you're really slow!
Take a bath!
Take a look!
Go ahead!
(Laughter)
(Music)
Oh, Gin, what are you doing?
(Music)
Gin, what are you doing?
(Laughter)
I did it!
(Laughter)
I did it!
(Music)
(Laughter)
You're the worst.
So, if you lose, you get a penalty game!
(Cheering)
Congratulations!
Thank you!
(Cheering)
So, if you lose, you get a penalty game!
Are you up for it, Mr. Short Hair?
Did I lose?
You lost.
No way!
It's three against two.
I don't agree with you at all!
(Laughter)
Oh, is that so?
Yes!
So, let's see who's the best!
Yes!
Ready...
Go!
(Music)
(Laughter)
Now, crazy Brazilians!
Women are more likely to be provoked!
And the winner is...
...Mamizuyan!
(Laughter)
Damn you, Yomi!
Let go of her hand!
No!
Yoko will be taken by me, Yomi!
What did you say?!
Listen up, Babylonian!
This hideout is about to explode and sink into the sea!
What?!
You're going to die, Babylonian!
Farewell!
Damn you!
(Laughter)
Damn you!
It won't come off!
(Laughter)
Robin!
Nice to meet you, Babylonian.
(Laughter)
Do something about it!
Do you want me to do something about it?
That's right!
You're welcome.
(Laughter)
I can't hear anything else.
I don't know if I should be angry or not!
(Screaming)
Your mother is a woman!
(Laughter)
Next, an unfamiliar phrase series!
Horses' ears
Perfect nut
(Laughter)
Next, a complicated animal series!
Big rattlesnake
Small one
Complicated, complicated!
With this, nya!
(Laughter)
Rattlesnake, nya! nya!
(Laughter)
With this, nya! nya! nya! nya! nya!
(Laughter)
Ouch!
(Laughter)
Robin!
(Laughter)
My name is Samantha
And?
My husband's name is Darling
The two were in a very ordinary love and married in a very ordinary way.
But there was only one difference.
The wife...
...was in...
...training!
(Laughter)
(Music)
Head-chan, you too, go to bed early!
Okay!
Okay! Good night!
Good night!
(Music)
Hey, hey, big brother!
Big brother!
What is it, Mary?
Mary, I can't sleep!
(Laughter)
What are you talking about?
If you close your eyes, you can sleep naturally!
Hmph! You're boring, big brother!
Oh, right!
There was a book about it, too!
(Laughter)
(Music)
Inside the mansion...
...it was as if water had fallen and gone back to rest.
(Scream)
The red carpet was spread out and she walked slowly down the long hallway.
(Scream)
And at that moment, the camera, which felt a sharp line from behind, turned around fearfully.
And there was...
(Scream)
Where am I?!
You... I'm sorry.
Well, let's go to the second half!
(Laughter)
Good evening, everyone!
It's Kurano Takahiro's "Eating News Trip"!
Tonight, we have Mr. Tomekiss, who is engaged in agriculture in Naoka City, Niigata Prefecture...
...and Mr. Yone, who is a rich otaku.
Thank you!
Welcome!
Well, this pot has been making a lot of noise for a while now...
...but today's dish is...
Ah, this village has known it for a long time...
"Monzetsu" spicy hot pot!
Spicy hot pot!
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it!
It's cold and tough, isn't it?
Yes!
In our village, we make this Chinese cabbage kimchi...
...one Chinese cabbage...
...one bunch of hawthorn...
...and we simmer it for three days!
It's a hot pot!
It's hot!
It's a hot pot!
If you want to eat it better...
...you can add this wasabi...
Wasabi?
You can add wasabi...
...and you can eat it better!
That much?
Take this...
Melt it... melt it...
There...
Still...
...is...
...the...
...cabbage...
And then, without saying a word, I'm going to eat it up!
Eat it up!
Have you forgotten?
I'm going to eat it up!
Eat it up!
Thank you!
That's a good point!
Eat it up!
Thank you!
I'm going to eat it up!
What?
What are you saying? I don't know what you're saying!
You're so stubborn!
You're a man, but you're so stubborn!
You're a woman, but you're so stubborn!
You're going to eat it up!
Let's put it in with dad, too!
Here you go, dad!
Here you go, teacher!
I'm glad you're a woman!
It's hot in here!
Wait!
What's this?
Boss!
That was close!
I know, right?
But we have jewels today!
Let's take these jewels and get out of here!
That's right!
But why was there a cop in there?
I know!
Because you killed him!
Boss! What are you...
Wow! That's my boss!
I knew it!
No, no, you're the best!
Hey, you! Wait up!
Who's there?!
Who are you?!
I'm Superman's tax accountant, Wonder Woman!
What?!
You bastard!
You bastard! I'll kill you!
One dollar?
Two dollar?
Four dollar?
Five dollar?
Whoa, whoa! Watch out!
I won't let you do it again!
Five dollar?
I won't let you do it again!
You bastard!
You bastard! What are you doing?!
You're next.
What's with you?!
I'll kill you!
Shut up!
Boink!
Cake!
Don't do it anymore.
This is management control!
This is nothing!
I want to join Tanagata.
It's like elementary school students' fun party!
This is nothing!
Amazing!
Itano-san, I'll put the kid here.
Are you okay?
You're so passionate!
You're such a passionate guy!
I definitely don't need such passion.
You're such a disgusting pervert!
Now I know what you're up to.
You're so passionate!
What do you mean?
You're such a passionate guy!
That's enough. Get out of here.
Good evening, everyone. I am Hamada Masatoshi.
I am Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
The regime has changed.
The economy has fallen.
Yes.
The freedom of rice has decreased.
Yes.
The crime of coercion has increased.
Yes, yes, yes.
A lot of problems are happening in Japan right now.
There are a lot of problems.
Tonight, we are going to talk about those issues.
We are going to talk about the future of the city elementary school.
We are going to gather the fourth graders.
Why is that?
We are going to talk about those issues.
I see.
Everyone, are you ready?
Yes, yes.
Today, we are going to open our hearts and say everything we have to say.
Should we say it all?
Let's say it all!
What will happen?
- Well then, Mr. Masumoto. - Yes, yes.
- Let's get right to it. - Let's get right to it.
- There are a lot of themes, but... - There are a lot of themes, but...
- What kind of themes should we start with first? - First of all, we have the biggest problem right now.
The freedom of rice.
- Do you agree or disagree? - That's right.
- If you agree, why do you disagree? - She's clearly expressing her opinion.
- If you disagree, why do you disagree? - That's right.
- Let's have everyone in #23 and #24 debate. - Yes.
- It's fine. - Do you agree that foreign rice can be eaten?
- I don't know if foreign rice can be eaten.
- What? What? - I don't know if foreign rice can be eaten.
- Did you say foreign rice?! - Hmm...
- Is there anything else? - Japan's...
- Oh! You stood up! - Yes, yes.
- Yes, Ms. Takashima. - If you eat a lot of rice with a lot of pesticides in it,
- Yes. - Japan will be held in a weak position in various places like the United States, and its position will deteriorate.
- Ms. Takashima, you have big ears!
- If you eat rice with pesticides in it, you will be held in a weak position in foreign countries!
- You will be held in a weak position in foreign countries! - It's a big deal!
- Has everyone agreed with you?
- Oh! Really?! - Yes. - Ms. Takeuchi, did you eat it?
- I ate it. - How is it? The imported rice?
- I don't know.
- You don't know?!
- Oh, Ms. Sugiyama. - Yes.
- There are a lot of pesticides in it, but... - Ms. Sugiyama, you look like you're smart!
- The taste hasn't changed much.
- Oh! There's not much difference between Japanese rice and Thai rice. The taste hasn't changed much.
- Ms. Sugiyama said so. - Yes.
- Then... - Ms. Furuta! - Ms. Furuta!
- I ate California mayo. - California mayo?!
- Yes. - And it was very delicious, so I'm sorry.
- Oh, is that so? Oh, wasn't it worse than Japanese rice? - Yes.
- It's bad and expensive.
- Isn't it bad and expensive? Isn't it cheap?
- Isn't Japanese rice cheap?
- It's cheap and big, but it definitely doesn't change from Japanese rice.
- I'm sorry, but let's collect it. By the way, if you agree with me, please raise your hand.
One, two, three, four people!
And how about you, Taniguchi-san?
It's cheap, but it's sticky like mochi, so I don't like it.
By the way, Taniguchi-san, did you eat a lot?
A little, but...
You're a natural pervert, aren't you?
That's fine, when you grow up and say, "Hey, I'm a pervert, okay, okay?", I'll come for sure.
Something about Taniguchi-kun's natural pervert.
Hey, Fumi-san!
I'm not very cool.
You're not very cool!
In the future...
You're a pervert, too!
In the future...
Maybe we should make a club.
I see! That's a good idea!
Let's make a club!
A pervert club.
A pervert club!
What do you think about it?
Sugiyama-san, what do you think about it?
I mean, straight-haired Sugiyama-san.
I don't think it's strange.
But what would you do if you had this hairstyle?
It's not very good.
I like it better now!
You like it better now?
What's that?
Are you conscious of Makoto-chan?
I do it a lot at home, too.
She's a little angry!
I didn't mean it like that, I'm sorry.
To sum up...
The rice over there is like a natural perm.
Thank you, everyone!
Let's move on!
Next up...
Everyone has just returned from school...
There's something called "hard work".
At school...
Your hair...
To some extent...
Short...
Oh, you're already here!
That's good!
What about you, Kotoh-san?
Um...
When I was in kindergarten...
My hair was really long...
But...
When I went to school...
I cut my hair...
At high speed, right?
Yes.
And...
I couldn't reach my shoulders anymore...
So I grew my hair back a little...
I don't think it's strange.
I see...
What about you, Ota-kun?
Ota-kun, what do you think?
For me...
In the pool...
Even in the pool...
Um...
My hair...
Um...
I don't like my hair floating...
Um...
So I don't think I need to grow it back...
I see...
Yes!
What about you, Komori-san?
In the pool...
She said her hair was floating...
Yes...
In girls' case...
It's better to grow it back...
And tie it up properly...
Rather than making it round...
And put it in a hat...
I think it's better to grow it back...
Wow, you're speaking so clearly!
When I'm in the pool...
My hair is up in the air and I drink...
Oh, you drink?!
When I'm in school and doing tests...
It hits my face and I'm like "Wow, you're noisy!"
And it gets in the way and I get irritated...
Even at home, my sister stretches my hair...
But when I take a bath and then go in...
It's up in the air and I really don't like it...
Yes, Wakita-san?
I want to grow it back for a long time, but...
You know...
If we're going to make it short...
I think girls' teachers should cut it short, too...
Oh, that's good!
I see! If we're going to make it short...
The teachers should cut it, too!
Wouldn't that make you feel good?
Yes!
Yes, Yasaki-san?
My sister is really tall...
I think she's a little older when she was little...
When we took a bath and went in...
You like to use your sister as an example, don't you?
I think it's the same for everyone...
But, you know...
It gets in the way and the hairdressers...
When they cut it...
Well, it's work, so it's fine...
But if I were doing that kind of work...
I wouldn't like it if it got in the way...
I don't like things like that...
I don't like it...
You seem like you're about to become an adult...
You're in a strange place, aren't you?
Well, you know, school life and all...
How do you say it...
It's unfair!
Men and women should be equal!
Don't you think we're losing something like this?
Boys shouldn't bully girls...
That's fine, but...
On the contrary, girls should bully boys...
That's a new problem!
I don't really bully girls or boys, but I do bully my friends...
Hey, hey, shut up!
Hey, shut up!
Shut up!
Who told you that?
There are people like that, but...
Oh, I forgot!
So which is stronger, boys or girls?
Boys!
Girls!
Girls are stronger?
No!
Well, girls are more intelligent and accurate, but...
Intelligent?!
No!
Takashima-kun, you're up.
Go ahead, Takashima.
Well, girls use their power for silly fights and such, but...
Yes!
...boys use their power for important sports and such.
Important sports?!
Yes!
Important sports!
Yes, Narita-san?
Well, it might be girls who are violent, but...
Ohohoho!
Boys, you know, go to girls and make them do nasty things.
Well, wouldn't you say, "You hurt me by saying that!"
Oh, you're going too far, Koala-san!
No!
Oh, well, it can't be helped!
I said it with words, but I'll give it back with violence.
Ohohoho!
Well, boys, let's ask. Who is the most violent girl in this school?
Koala-san!
You are the most violent, aren't you?
You are one in a thousand!
Well, I'm usually there, but...
Well, you know, they're all being lightly grabbed...
And...
They're taller than me.
And their birthdays are earlier than mine.
What?!
You're really interesting, aren't you?!
Well, Miss Tanimeki, tell us what you think about it.
Well, I ran into a boy's room and ran away once before, but...
Did you get caught up in it?
Sometimes I say bad things and get angry and get caught up in it, but...
At that time, I was waiting outside all the time...
Until you came out!
I can't say it...
Well...
I can't say it until the last minute of my break...
That's scary...
To sum up, the boy's opinion is...
You say it in words, but you don't do anything about it!
That's right!
It's very dangerous!
You say it in words at first, but you don't do anything about it!
But you say it in words at first...
If you don't say it, you don't do it, so if you don't say it...
If you say it, you don't do it, so you don't do anything about it!
Ah!
To sum up...
Eh?
Some people say it without saying it?
No!
Earlier, Takajima-kun, you said you were strangled...
Um... I'll say one of them...
Um... I shouted meaningless words...
When I heard Sensei's footsteps, I suddenly let go of my hand...
Who are you?! Who are you?!
Without doing anything, you shouted meaningless words and let go of your hand...
When Sensei's footsteps came, you suddenly let go of your hand and let go of your hand...
Who are you?!
W-who are you?!
Yes?
Who? Master?!
No...
Who?
Fujii!
I didn't do anything like that!
Who are you?!
I didn't do anything like that!
Who?!
I didn't do anything like that!
Then do you have any evidence?!
Youth-kun, you're too old! Without doing anything, you're stumbling!
You're at the point of death!
To graduate and find a new you, won't you try doing something big with me?
This experience will be remembered as a great youth for you!
We'll be waiting for you!
Be rebellious!
Why is everyone playing games?
STYLIST
Thank you for your hard work!
Who is it?
It's me, Hiroshi.
Who is it?
It's him.
Who?
The one who got his kid out of jail.
Is that true?!
What are you talking about?!
You're making that face again!
I went to see Pin's concert, but I didn't see it.
I'm not saying that!
You're being too nosy!
Is it true?!
You're doing something weird!
He's so annoying!
What is it?
It's nothing like that.
What is it?
Um...
The stylist who got my kid out of jail...
It's you, isn't it?!
Get out of my face!
How much are you paying me?!
How much am I paying you?!
You've already paid me 300,000 yen!
300,000 yen?!
That's a lot of money!
Don't say that!
Wait, wait!
What?!
Wait, wait!
Excuse me.
Oh, thank you for coming.
Oh.
Um...
Can you lend me your car?
Oh, really?
You said you'd buy me a car, didn't you?
What's your name?
Um...
My name is Hirodei of Nissan.
Oh, Hirodei!
Um...
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can call me that.
Oh, I see.
Oh, really?
Um...
Do you have a permanent one?
Yes, I do.
But I'm taking it home tonight.
Oh, you do?
Mr. Matsu is...
He's making a lot of money right now.
No, it's not like that.
Mr. Matsu is the cameraman.
The cameraman...
Let's not talk about that.
Sorry.
Is something wrong?
She's sick.
She's sick, huh?
Yes, she is.
She's sick.
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you now?
Are you deaf?
I'm sorry!
Go home!
I... I can't!
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
What?
My stomach! My stomach hurts!
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay now?
Did you ride a bike?
Don't make me angry!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
I'll call you back soon.
Yes! Yes!
Stop it!
Yes!
Just a little more.
Benz...
Benz is open.
I don't like that kind of thing.
It's popular.
Really?
Yes, everyone rides it.
How many bikes do you ride?
Well...
If you were me, you wouldn't ask me how many bikes I ride.
What are you talking about?
It's expensive.
I can't afford it.
What did you ride?
I'm riding a bike now.
A bike?
A bike!
I'm riding a bike now.
It won't change.
It's enough for me now.
What are you doing?
Hey!
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
Wake up!
Minyan, are you okay?
(Laughter)
Why are you taking such a big sigh?
(Laughter)
I'm sleepy! I'm sleepy!
(Laughter)
You did it right!
(Laughter)
Minyan, we don't have much time. We don't have much time, so wake up!
(Laughter)
Can you show me a different car?
How about a jeep?
A jeep, huh?
It looks good on you, but it's quite expensive.
Right?
It's a bit expensive, but it's good.
It's a good car.
It's not bad.
It's a good car.
(Laughter)
But is there any people?
Is there any people?
People?
With this...
But...
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
You're an idiot!
(Laughter)
What is it with you?
(Laughter)
What?
Ha ha ha!
I'll die!
- Watch out! - What's going on?
- Watch out! Watch out! - What's going on?
- Because you're a model. - Ha ha!
- You'll die! - You crazy guy!
- You'll die! - What's going on?
- High three! - Look, we don't have much time.
- Police! Please! - You're crazy!
- You'll die! - You'll die!
- Well well. But it's in English. - You're a model!
- It's in English. - English?
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
- Cars! Cars! - Cars!
- There are cars, but... - Yes, yes.
- Maybe we should make it four-wheel drive? - Shall we?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Well, a Jeep or something like that? - Yes, yes.
- Even four-wheel drive? - Yes.
I see! Harusai, the road to victory!
The one next to me is Harusai's chief of reinforcement.
Until now, Harusai, how many times?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 times!
Harusai, the road to victory!
Terrible, terrible!
At first, Harusai was in second place in that block.
He was about to enter the finals.
But in the following year, Harusai became in fourth place.
In the second year after that, Harusai was always in fourth place.
You know what? He doesn't do anything.
What does he do?
He doesn't do anything. He doesn't say anything.
He's always saying weird things.
This is a very useless way of using it.
We need someone smarter.
Of course!
What?
These two haven't been on the show in the past.
I've always supported them at home in front of the TV.
I'm surprised.
You know the result, don't you?
Don't say that!
This time, according to the quiz, we have people from all fields.
You can join us.
We'll do it with you.
We'll give you a trial.
You can make it a regular show.
You can say, "I'm a college professor starting April."
You can make it for a couple of weeks and throw it away.
I've been thinking about it.
But there are people who do it regularly.
I think we should make them fight.
There are only three blocks left.
Please do your best for three weeks.
We'll have a special guest.
Let's do our best with the three blocks left!
If your sadness could change,
I want to stay by your side like this.
With our heels together, in our shadows,
We're so different in height.
Just like in the movie "Seichiru",
I don't want to see lies.
People get weaker and weaker, don't they?
I lose confidence and get lost.
That's why I'm looking for love above all else.
I wish I could be that tonight.