AISubs v3.5
The Man in Black
Hey, you!
Hey, everybody!
When are you going to give me my money back?
What are you talking about?
Well, well, well...
Have a seat.
Hey, you, too.
Have a seat.
What's up with you today?
What's up with you?
I'm here to get my money back.
No, no, no...
That's right.
I don't have it.
Mr. Amada?
No!
Mr. Amada?
For now, I'll give you back what you gave me the other day.
Oh, this is...
It's nothing.
If you give me a little more money, I'll burn you to death.
If you give me that much money, everything will end.
That's my brother for you.
Mr. Amada, do you know the space battleship Yamato?
What's that?
Well, I guess I know it.
It's a technique you use when you say "finally".
That's certainly...
What's it called...
Hadouhoi.
You store as much energy as you can, and when you've stored it all up, you spit it all out.
Give me back my money!
Give it back!
President, how much is this application for?
Two million yen.
Two million yen for the application.
Two million, two million, two million...
Send it in by the day after tomorrow.
You know...
You really have to make it good.
What can I say?
Do you have...
Do you have a water purifier?
Do you have a water purifier in New York?
Do you know English?
Yes, I do.
If you drink tap water as it is, it won't do you any good.
Yes, you're right.
That's why you have a water purifier...
and you change water into good water.
Yes, you're right.
Is that really a horse?
Is it a horse?
President...
I forgot, but it's getting late...
It's Valentine's Day...
Oh, is that so?
Thank you, Kanan!
Thank you, thank you!
Here you go!
You two...
That's enough!
If you say it again...
I can only use a third of my strength.
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- Where are you going? - I'm going to Akasaka, Akasaka!
- I know Akasaka, but where are you going? - Speaking of Akasaka, you know...
- What is it? - You know that Tokyo office of Yoshimoto Industry?
- Isn't it Tokyo City? - Isn't it Tokyo City?
- Don't ask me that! - Where are you going?
- I'm going to the city! - The teacher is waiting for you there!
- Really? - You'll be my disciple for today!
- You're in Yoshimoto? - You're in Yoshimoto, aren't you?
- Really? - Yes!
- It's here, isn't it? - It's here!
- Really? - Let's go!
- What's wrong with you? - It's here!
- Why are you so angry? - Good morning!
- It's here, it's here! - It's here!
- What's wrong with you? - Is it this person?
- Good morning, teacher! - Good morning!
- Nice to meet you! - Good morning!
- You're so plain! - You used to be so plain, but now you're so arrogant!
- I don't have a house, so I bought it at the office.
- You can't say that! You don't have a house!
- You can't say that! You owe 2 million yen to arrogance!
- You're annoying! - I'm sorry.
- Teacher! Could you teach my daughter something?
- I don't want you to teach me. You can just teach me.
- Why don't you say something like a line?
- You look like you're saying a line. Is it okay?
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's short. Don't mind it. - It's short?
- Give it to me! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This is amazing. This is what the teacher gave me.
- What is it? - Isn't it a calendar?
- It's amazing! - Did the teacher write all of this?
- Yes, the teacher wrote it all. - For now, give me the red one.
- Oh, yes. - You're putting too much water in it.
- Water. - I'm sorry.
- It's sticking out a lot like that. - Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
There aren't many professional terms for it.
If you put water in it, it'll stick out a lot.
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
Lick it!
I'm sorry.
How is it?
Is it good?
It's good.
I've done a lot of services for you.
I've fixed things for you.
I've done a lot of things for you.
Sensei, you've gotten bald.
You're right, I've gotten bald.
I'm sorry.
You really...
I'm really sorry.
You only say things you don't like!
Sensei...
Sensei, you have a good timing.
Sensei, you're not used to getting angry?
You always...
Sensei...
What?
What do you want me to do?
No!
Sensei! You shouldn't have said that!
Why didn't you say "cut" and "ah"!
Sensei, you shouldn't say that!
Sensei, what did you say?
You shouldn't say "cut" and "ah" in this world!
That's right.
Did you say that because you wanted me to think about it?!
That's right!
Thank you very much!
Where is your schedule for tomorrow?!
If you're my student, you should know where your schedule is!
But it's where it is now...
Even if you tell me where my schedule is...
One by one, you...
Before you do it, you say "where", "where" and "where" tomorrow...
If you know that, what will you do?!
Ah, that's right...
Then where will you go tomorrow?
Ask me! Ask me!
Ah, I can't do it...
Ah!
Ma-kun...
Ah, I'm angry!
What are you doing?!
Sensei, you're here!
What are you doing?! You're annoying!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
This is one of your... you know...
What is it?!
This is one of your...
Yes!
...tools! This is my... you know... house!
What?!
What is it?!
My atelier!
Ah, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Sensei's atelier!
Ah, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
If you're really sorry, then...
Tomorrow's schedule is...
Ah, I can't do it!
Ma-kun, what are you doing?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
If you don't apologize, you'll be kicked by Sensei!
I'm sorry...
Wow, that's a good kick!
Why do you look like you're going to be okay after you kick?
Write it down.
What?
Write it down.
Yes.
Don't come back!
Yes!
Right there.
Zan!
What are you doing facing Sensei with your face like that?
Hey!
Don't you know what morals are?
Don't you have morals?
What are morals?
You...
I'm in trouble.
It's the atmosphere.
Don't you have morals, Sensei?
That's how it is!
Hurry up and kick me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What is it?
What... what... what is it?
What is it?
What... what is it?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts!
It hurts.
What... what is it?
Sensei, what color should I use?
Colors...
are what you think they are.
They're everything.
So write down what you feel like.
You're going to write this down, right?
That's right.
So colors don't matter.
Oh, colors don't matter?
Yes.
That's what I said earlier.
Colors don't matter.
Sensei, your art performance must have been good, right?
Sensei, my art wasn't good in the past.
Oh!
But why is it bad now?
I don't know.
I did it.
You don't talk, do you?
I did it, too.
Oh, that's great.
Let me see your work.
Wow, that's great, isn't it?
That's right.
As you can see, you have to stick out of the frame.
It's not good to stay in the frame.
In that sense, my work is in the frame.
It's probably bad, isn't it?
You know, you often think you're my disciple.
You hit me in the thigh.
What's wrong with you?
What is it?
You don't have any characteristics like this.
Yes.
You don't look like it.
You don't look like a Japanese.
What? Really?
The color of Japan.
What is the color of Japan?
Red.
Red doesn't come out?
Yes.
You just returned it in red, didn't you?
Red is the color of Japan.
This is you.
What color are you?
That's what I've been waiting for.
Who?
You.
You've been waiting for me, haven't you?
What are you up to?
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
What?
The color of Japan.
It's red.
What are you talking about?
This is what I've been up to.
That's enough! That's enough!
That's enough, Mag!
Go home!
She's blue, after all!
No! No!
No!
I'm going to fire her!
She's blue.
That's enough, Mag!
That's enough!
Idiot!
Is he mad at me?
Hey, you!
I knew it.
The Resolution
In this segment, in order to answer your questions and give you advice,
Matsumoto and Hamada will risk their lives in order to fight.
Good evening!
Now, let me introduce you to music right away!
Gyaah!
Who's there?!
Who's touching my butt?!
It hurts!
Don't touch me!
Get out of here!
Get out of here, you!
I'm sorry!
My cheeks were mixed up!
Let me introduce this week's work!
Oh! This week's work is from Africa!
Thank you for your advice!
It's from the African "hora hora african"
Recently, "hair nude photoshoot" is popular and it's a sexy boom
Marilyn Monroe, who is obsessed with sexy sexiness all over the world,
and Madonna, who still attracts men with her sexy voice and dance,
which one of them is sexy and attractive?
Hmm, both of them are sexy!
Then, let's have a battle of black and white!
First of all, here is Marilyn Monroe!
Is that a doll?
You're stupid!
Do something!
You're touching me!
You're done for today!
And finally, here is...
Madonna!
Do you like it?
You're manly!
You're sexy!
You're manly!
You're noisy!
Okay, then!
Let's see which of them is sexy!
Let's have a battle of black and white!
Down ball and pyramid!
Today, you two will compete with tongue twisters.
Okay!
The audience behind me will judge your tongue twisters!
However, if you lose in judgment, this panel and various other things on it will destroy the pyramid!
The one who remains on top of the pyramid will win!
Are you ready?
The first tongue twister is this one!
Wait, I can't say it.
"Shinshun Shansongshou"!
"Shinshun San"!
Huh?
"Shinshun Shansongshou"!
Repeat this three times!
Now, the tongue twisters!
Here we go!
"Shinshun Shansongshou"!
Wow!
I really don't want to lose today!
I'll do it!
Madonna-san!
Hurry up and say it!
"Shinshun Shansongshou"!
Did you just say "Shansongshou"?
She said "fansongshou".
It was a little strange, wasn't it?
Madonna-san, it was a little strange!
I'm not going to say it!
How did it go?
"Shansongshou" versus "Shinshun Shansongshou"!
Madonna-san won!
Number 5! Number 5! Let's see number 5!
Volleyball! Go!
One ball was lost!
I don't like it!
Mother, you have to do more!
Here is the next tongue twister!
"Bus gas explosion"!
Here is the next one!
Let's go!
Okay, Monro, hurry up and say it!
Go for it!
"Bus gas explosion"!
Okay, Madonna-san, go for it!
"Bus gas explosion"!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Customer!
Judge!
You understand, right?
You understand, right?!
"Bus gas explosion", Monro-san!
But if it's "bus gas explosion", it's Monro-san!
Okay!
Please choose a panel! Number 3, what number?!
Number 6!
Let's go!
Bowling!
Let's go!
All right, Arai!
This is bad, Monro!
I took my hand off and it's too scary. It's like my first experience.
Hey, take it off! Take it off!
I'm grabbing a sheet!
The next tongue twister is this!
You're good at simultaneously broadcasting.
Monro's tongue twister! Say it!
You're good at simultaneously broadcasting.
That was the best!
And you're stopping twice!
Say it three times!
Monro's tongue twister! Say it!
You're good at simultaneously broadcasting.
Thank you, Monro!
Thank you, sir! It's my first time!
It was so good!
All right!
Now, judge!
Sir!
I'm so scared right now!
Gojira vs Matsumoto wins!
Matsumoto-san, who would you like to choose?
Shall I say number 3?
Number 3! Gojira number 3!
Kento!
What's up with you?!
Kento, go ahead and say it!
Hey, hey, old man!
Wow!
That was so close!
Wow!
Hey, this side is completely gone!
Wow!
Okay, let's keep going!
The next tongue twister is...
No way! Umbrella! Upside down!
Hey, you! Go over there!
Hurry up and say it! Hurry up and say it!
Hey, "No way! Umbrella! Upside down!"
That's right!
Madam!
Speak up!
No way! Umbrella! Upside down!
Alright!
This is complicated!
No way! Umbrella!
Okay! surrounds! Please say it!
No way! Umbrella! Upside down!
That's right!
Alright!
You're terrible!
You too, Karlin!
Enough! Enough of this!
No, this is...
No, it's not that bad!
Now, let's judge!
Customers!
Hey, you guys, you've been waiting for this for a long time!
You should know by now!
Now, 20 seconds!
You haven't changed at all!
Alright, let's have a panel discussion!
Let's see...
Number one!
Alright, here's number one!
Gateball!
What are you doing?!
Alright, let's go!
Let's go!
Wow...
Same-age power explosion!
Where's the power?!
Awesome!
Alright, let's continue!
Dojo nyoro nyoro ni nyoro nyoro!
Awase de nyoro nyoro mu nyoro nyoro!
OK!
You said it!
Alright!
Let's start with Madonna!
Say it quickly!
Dojo nyoro nyoro ni nyoro nyoro!
Awase de nyoro nyoro mu nyoro nyoro!
Dojo nyoro nyoro ni nyoro nyoro!
Awase de nyoro nyoro mu nyoro nyoro!
Dojo nyoro nyoro ni nyoro nyoro!
Awase de nyoro nyoro mu nyoro nyoro!
OK!
You said it!
Say it!
Dojo nyoro ni nyoro nyoro!
Awase de nyoro nyoro mu nyoro nyoro!
Dojo nyoro ni nyoro nyoro!
Awase de nyoro nyoro mu nyoro nyoro!
Dojo nyoro ni nyoro nyoro!
Awase de nyoro nyoro mu nyoro nyoro!
Dojo nyoro ni nyoro nyoro!
Awase de nyoro nyoro mu nyoro nyoro!
Dojo nyoro ni nyoro nyoro!
Awase de nyoro nyoro mu nyoro nyoro!
Thank you!
Well, I have your number, but you've done it once, so if you want to do it again, please do it!
I've done it once! Ah! Bowling!
Hey! Bowling!
Let's go bowling!
Be serious! Be serious!
Okay!
What are you doing?
Hey!
Oh! Oh! Hama-chan, you're beautiful!
You're so beautiful!
Somehow, in an instant, I lost my stability!
It's almost done! There are only two boxes now!
No way!
Ah! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Wow! Amazing!
Here are the first words I heard!
Nyanko! Mago-nyanko! Himago-nyanko! Mata-mago- nyanko!
Wait, Imada-kun!
Oh, no!
Imada-kun!
If this goes wrong, will you broadcast it?
It's very dangerous!
It's okay! It's okay!
Okay! Let's start with Madonna-san!
Go ahead!
Nyanko! Mago-nyanko! Himago-nyanko! Mata-mago- nyanko!
Nyanko! Mago-nyanko! Himago-nyanko!
Wait! Wait!
At this point, you're disqualified!
Wait! Wait!
But somehow, you were too slow!
Yes! It's obvious now!
It's pretty dangerous!
Okay! Then, Monroe-san!
Go ahead!
Nyanko! Mago-nyanko! Himago-nyanko! Mata-mago- nyanko!
What?!
You're disqualified!
Okay! Then, let's make a decision!
Make a decision, customers!
I'm lowering my head now.
57 years old! This is a goal!
Yes!
What number do you like?
Number 8!
Number 8! What is number 8?!
American Tomorrow!
You guys, get off the stage!
Standby! Standby!
If we don't get the boxes, we'll be kicked out!
Goodbye!
Okay, here we go! Go ahead!
Ready... Go!
Adult Peter Parks!
American Good Morning!
Oh, it's over already!
If you don't do anything, this game is over!
So, come on, African!
The devil is more sexy than the devil!
See you next week!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Your life is over!
Damn it!
You'll die!
Damn it!
I'll take this scoundrel's life!
B-Babil!
Damn it!
Babil, listen to me!
If you put this lever down, the earth will explode in three minutes!
What did you say?
Die!
Damn it!
Rodem!
Hello, Babil.
Do something about it, Rodem!
You're welcome.
Hair cutting series!
Gift!
Rodem!
Where did you come from?
Rodem!
Nyanyanyanya ..
Zipper!
Rodem!
Nyanyanyanya ...
Rodem!
- How many? - Three!
Shut up!
Idiot!
Where are you going?
Koji's Russian Music '94!
Thank you for coming all the way to Moscow.
I'm happy.
It's time for us to say goodbye.
- Are you in a bad mood? - No.
Actually, we have a big present for you.
- Really? - Really minutes.
- What? - Today is your birthday!
- Thank you. - Let's sing together!
Let's do it all at once!
You're not doing it alone!
Ryoko!
Fuchi...
It's been a while.
Is your father home now?
Dad...
I need to talk to you.
Yes?
Um... I'm waiting for you.
For who?
The one you bought for me in Osaka.
Ah... yes, yes.
I told you!
Oh, hello. I'm waiting for you.
Oh, it's nothing.
I'll talk to you outside.
I'm from Osaka.
Um...
What happened?
Um... I couldn't ask you to move out.
I was surprised.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
So, what?
I didn't know you were moving out, so I followed you here.
We finally met.
Oh...
Yes. I'm happy for you.
Oh...
Um...
Do you have any other dogs or cats?
No, no.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Well, I'd like you to...
No, it's just...
The place we used to live in used to be an apartment.
Yes, it did.
It was a luxury house.
Yes, it was.
Did you see the house next door?
Yes, I did.
It was expensive.
Yes, I don't know how to say it.
It was called "remorber"... "bevorber" or something like that.
Yes, it was.
It was?
Yes.
Tanaka's house was a doberman.
It was a doberman.
Yes.
It was expensive. Dogs are expensive, too.
Dogs are expensive.
Yes.
But...
I...
What?
Did I... Did I do something wrong?
No, not at all.
When we were in Osaka, my boss came to see me.
I didn't know his face, so I just left him alone.
I don't think it's a good idea.
I think it's better to leave him alone.
Yes, I don't know him either.
But sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad.
I don't know if it's always good or bad.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
But if you do something wrong, you might get scolded.
I don't know if it's me or not.
But I don't know if it's me or not.
I don't know if it's me or not.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
But I don't know if it's me or not.
But... See you later.
No, no, no.
No, I won't take it.
I won't take it.
No, I really don't mean it like that.
I'll say it clearly.
No, it's really fine.
- Really? - Yes.
But, you know, I've come this far.
- I hope we'll meet again. - Please do your best.
- I'll do my best. - Well, I'm going now.
No, I mean...
You're not going to say "see you again" here?
I don't know where I'm going.
Well...
Magazine, magazine, magazine, magazine...
Yes, it's a magazine.
- Yes. - "Doberman".
Certainly, there is such a thing.
I don't have much time.
- You don't have much time, do you? - No, I don't.
No, it's a holiday today, so let's all go out and eat Chinese food.
- Really? - Yes.
- Are you going out? - I have to go now.
- Then I'll stay at home and... - No, no.
No, I can't do that.
Oh, Monday.
- I know. - There's nothing on Monday. It's okay.
- It's okay? - Yes.
Shall we talk on Monday instead of Tuesday?
- Oh, yes, please do. - Okay?
Which one? Monday? Is it okay?
- Monday. - Either is fine.
- Monday. Then Monday. - Monday.
- What time did you come? - It's evening now.
- Evening? - Yes.
- What time? - Well, four or five o'clock.
- Then Monday at four o'clock. - Yes.
- It's a big week, isn't it? - Yes.
- Then, here... please. - Yes.
- I'm sorry for saying it wrong today. - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Kagawa Prefecture's First All-Star Human Mangekyou Awards!
- So... - Yes?
- Today is the first... - Yes?
Human Mangekyou Awards.
- Human Mangekyou Awards. - Yes.
- This is a normal Mangekyou Award. - Yes.
- Behind it is a massive Mangekyou Award. - Yes.
- Please look at it. - I don't care.
- Please look at it. - I know what it is.
- I know it already. - No, no, no.
- I don't care. - Yamada, tell me.
- This is it. - Yes.
- This is what it looks like inside. - Yes.
- You look at it like this. - Yes.
- Come over here. - I don't care.
- Well, well, well... - I don't care.
- This is it. - Yes.
- You look at it like this. - I don't care.
- Please come in. - Yes.
- It's a beautiful design. - Yes.
- Now, we will announce the winner of this All - Star. - All-Star.
- It's a luxury. - It's a luxury.
- Now, we will announce the winner of this All - Star. - Yes.
- First, the Yashimoto Team!
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm sorry for bothering you during your fight. - No, no.
- I'm sorry for bothering you during your fight. - It's OK.
- It's OK.
- We're still in the process of construction. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- We'll do our best! - Next up is the Takayoshi Family Team!
- We're a good family. - A good family.
- We're not really good friends. - We're not.
- But you seem like you're good friends. - We just don't trust each other.
- We've never gone out together. - Not even once.
- Never. - So, when we think about it, it's the first time...
- Yes. - We've never gone out together.
- Because he sold his high school rabbi and went somewhere. - That's right.
- You guys are funny. - I went out with my rabbi...
- Yes. - And after that, I got stuck and went somewhere.
- How do you say that? - How do you say that?
- Where are you from? - I'm from my country.
- Oh, your country. - Yes.
- What is this? - This is an album.
- You're promoting it, right? - Yes, I'm in it.
- I'm not interested in that. - Yes.
- You're so stingy. - No, I'm not.
- You're praising me, but you're also praising me. - No, no.
- You're not like that. - No, I saw it first and then I saw it.
- Isn't it beautiful? - Is it?
- This makes me blush. - I can't hide it.
- You're so stingy. - You're so stingy.
- You're stingy. - You're stingy.
- Today, you'll go with these girls, right? - Yes.
- Yes, we'll go to the north room with lots of colors. - Yes.
- The leader cut his hair for this reason, it turned blue. - The leader cut his hair for this reason, it turned blue.
- Yes. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Now, please do your best today with balloons and this outfit.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Now, all the teams are here.
First of all, Mr. Matsumoto!
Yes, yes.
Well, you're the judge for now.
Ah, is that so?
Yes!
Ah, please decide the target at the end.
Well, then, let's start with Team Yoshimoto!
Naked and hungry...
What are you standing for with a string in your hand?
What are you standing for?
You called me, didn't you?
Now, it's your second try.
I'll do it.
You said you'd do it.
Yes, I'll do it.
Now, please do your best.
Now, I'll do it!
Why are you so motivated?
See, I'm doing it!
When you're ready...
Yes!
Please give me a sign.
Yes!
Now, let's do it!
Start!
Kimagi George!
Yagoo!
Now, it's your turn.
Yes!
Team Yoshimoto, you were fun!
You were the best!
You did your best!
Yes!
Balloons and these clothes?
They look beautiful, don't they?
Yes!
Now, let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Yagoo!
The balloons and clothes were so beautiful!
Yes!
Don't give up!
You already have the talent, but you keep doing another thing!
This must be good!
Let's do it again!
Psychologist!
Ready!
Start!
Yagoo!
What did you say?
Who is he?
Hey, hey, stop!
You know...
You can do it.
You can do it, you can do it.
You can do it, can't you?
He is slow.
Is he Miharu?
Miharu, you bastard!
Don't fight! Don't fight!
Don't fight!
Add color to Miharu!
Now, please put on your costumes.
Start!
Forward more! Forward more! Forward more!
Back! Back! Back!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Okay!
Thank you very much!
Now, it's finally the last one!
Please turn on the lights!
Isn't it strange?
Yes, yes, yes.
Because you were naked last time, we're going to shoot you now.
You're naked, aren't you?
Come in!
What's up?
Oh, good.
Start!
Let's go a little faster!
I'm scared!
Back! Back quickly!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Come on, move forward! Move forward quickly!
Come on, back up! Back up quickly!
You're so funny!
This is good!
Now, since we're here...
Yes?
Since it's three of us...
Yes?
We'll select one of you...
Yes?
And you'll go in alone...
Yes!
And we'll add some color to you.
Oh, really?
Yes!
Then we'll leave the longest one here, Pierre...
Yes!
This one!
Wow!
Love me! Love me!
Love me!
I absolutely hate this!
I hate this!
Slowly! Slowly! Slowly!
Back! Slowly! Back!
I hate this!
Hey! Forward!
Hurry! Forward!
Hey! Come on!
Back! Quickly! Back! Quickly!
I hate this!
Are you a kabuki actor?
You look like a wild animal.
That was funny.
It's okay. It's okay.
No, it's not funny.
The fourth group is over.
Now, we will select the target of entertainment.
They did their best.
No matter what you say,
that spirit of a snake...
That was amazing.
It was moving fast.
Yes.
In that sense...
The target...
The target is...
Brazilians!
Let's give it to Brazilians!
We have no choice!
Thank you very much, everyone!
Cold...
Cold... Tears of rain fall.
With a hot face in my heart,
I want to be happy again and hold you in my arms.
I am...
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