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Yo! Good morning!
Hello, sir. It's been a while.
I've been busy with work for a long time.
I see. You must be tired.
Yes.
I'll go get you a massage.
Oh, no, no, no! No, no, no!
What? Are you sure?
No, no, no! I don't want a massage.
I'll go get you one.
What are you doing?
No, no!
What is it?
No, no! I want to be alone!
You always say that!
If you have something to say, say it!
I know.
Let me do it.
Okay, enjoy your massage.
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
Ouch!
What's that?
(cough)
(scream)
Move!
(laugh)
You're crazy!
(laugh)
It's frustrating!
(laugh)
It's frustrating!
(laugh)
I don't know anything!
You're crazy!
I don't know anything!
(laughs)
This program includes "nessl japan", "misshin food", "meyden car" ...
"lotte", "p and g"
Good evening! I'm judge kouhei!
Today, I'll introduce "ohagaki" again!
Today, I got "tetagayaku"'s pen name "ichimanhassuru" from "ichimanen"
My dad is a very poor and scary dad!
It's 4 p.m. in the evening!
I've never seen the night!
That's terrible!
So, I'd like to consult you.
Between "hoshiittetsu"'s dad and "sally"'s dad, who is more scary?
Please tell me!
I got it!
Then, let's find out right now!
First of all, this is "hoshiittetsu"'s entrance fee!
"humor"!
mimi
I think it's wrong!
Who is it?
Please forgive me!
I have "taizoen" too!
Is it "taizoen"?
It may be "homo"
That's right!
When you change "taizoen", you show your hip!
It's terrible!
Dad, please do your best today!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you! This is "sally"'s dad!
We are "akuta" and "union"
"sally"!
Dad!
Dad, you have to do your best today, too!
Which one is better?
You know which one is better, don't you?
You are terrible!
Is it really like that?
When you change "taizoen", you show your hip!
It's terrible!
You are terrible!
Anyway, you guys did a good job in today's showdown!
Today's showdown is this!
Doki Doki Hide and Seek Game!
Are you playing hide and seek?
Listen!
Can we?
I'll explain the rules.
You two will play hide and seek.
The setting is a room and a park.
There are six places you can hide.
The point is how many times you can find it.
Of course, the one who gets the point will win.
For now, Hama-san will go to the room first.
Where do we hide first?
Here.
Don't let Matsubo-san see you hiding.
Yes, sir.
Then, let's play hide and seek game!
Here.
It's fun!
Time's up!
Huh? What's that?
I see! You took off your shirt and put it on the TV!
It's all rolled up!
Why? Why?
It's all rolled up!
No, I don't know!
I don't know!
I can't think of anything!
You did it on purpose and it went in!
OK! This!
Mirror!
I'm going!
(Laughter)
Cassie's body seems to be shaking.
(Laughter)
I don't know. It was good.
So let's go next!
(Music)
End!
Now...
Ah, there it is!
Eh, it moved just now!
What should we do?
Ah!
Will they find out?
Ah, they can see my underwear!
I'm in defense mode.
What should we do?
No, but you know, I can see pretty well.
Ah, ah, ah, I'll go with that.
Now, what will you do?
This.
Shall we go to the TV?
Now, then...
Let's go to the TV!
It's good, it's good.
It's good!
Now, then, let's continue!
There are only three places left!
Ah, where should we go?
Ah, I like that!
(Bell rings)
Time's up!
I know it now!
I won't let you do that again!
I won't let you do it again!
What?
I won't let you do it again!
I know it!
What?
I know it!
He's pretty stubborn.
I know it!
We've been doing this together for 12 years.
I know it!
Now then...
Let's go!
Did it hit you?
It's burning! It's burning!
What can we do?! What can we do?!
It's burning! It's burning!
What now?! What now?!
Just say it already!
What are you doing?
You guys are crazy!
Isn't this the scariest thing?
Now, please hide here!
Let's go!
Now, there are six of these!
What are you doing?
Is he dead?
Are you done?
Not yet!
Are you done?
Not yet!
Are you done?
Not yet!
Are you done?
Not yet!
Are you done?
Not yet!
Are you done?
Not yet!
Time's up!
Now...
Wait, did I lose?
It's not zero yet.
You idiot!
Now I have a head!
There's a hole in the tree!
Give me a break!
Let me do it!
You... you...
It's a hole in the tree!
You're crazy!
Take it off!
Chief...
Take it off!
Let me do it!
Go!
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Time's up!
Now...
Why did you take off your clothes?
I don't know!
I don't know either!
It's slippery!
I don't know!
I'm sure you took off your clothes!
Is it correct?
But I don't know!
You don't know?
Then...
Fountain!
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
Let me do it one more time!
I can't do it well at all!
It's not what I calculated!
No, it's not!
Let me do it one more time!
It's really the last time!
Let me do it one more time!
It's weird!
How can you not know?
Then...
Why did you take off your clothes?
Why did you do that?
Fountain!
Please hide!
Are you ready?
Fountain!
Are you ready?
Fountain!
So...
What do you think?
I really don't know.
I really don't know!
You're crazy!
It's dangerous if you let go of my hand!
I really want to see it!
What are you doing?
You're crazy! You're crazy!
Look!
What?
I don't care!
You're crazy! Don't use it!
You shouldn't use it!
You shouldn't use it?
I won't use it!
You won't use it?
Yes!
You're crazy! You're crazy!
What?
What's wrong with you?
Let's stand somewhere...
You shouldn't use it!
So...
Let's sign it!
Don't use it!
Let's do it now!
What?
You won't use it!
You're crazy!
Don't use it! Don't use it!
So...
Fountain!
I want to know!
Yes!
Even if you let go of my hand, it doesn't matter!
You lost!
Yes!
I don't care if you lose!
If you lose...
I don't care if you lose!
I'm really sorry!
Okay! Okay!
If you lose...
He wins!
Okay!
So...
Let's hide!
Which one?
Which one is it?
Hello!
Time's up!
So!
Fountain or fountain?
Which one is it?
I really don't know...
You don't know?
I don't know...
Do you want to slide?
You said it clearly.
What?
Why are you laughing?
You...
You can't be a game.
All of you are laughing.
What's wrong with you?
But you made me say it in the first shot!
Wait, I won't say it again! I definitely won't say it again!
I definitely won't say it again!
I don't understand you at all!
I don't know!
I don't know! I definitely won't say it again!
Win or lose, that's it, right?
That's it!
Let's say goodbye!
Good luck!
Time's up!
Now, which one?
Fountain or slide?
Now, which one?
Slide, I guess.
Slide!
Let's go!
Slide!
Wow!
I don't think so.
Hey!
I got in because I was happy!
Really?
But!
The worst part is...
I lost!
I lost to the fountain!
Okay!
Where did you go?
I'm sorry!
Now, that means this week...
Are you ready?
Mr. Ichimarasu!
If you want Sally-chan's papa...
Yes!
Sally-chan's papa is scary!
See you next week!
Goodbye!
Let her go, Yomii!
Shut up, Babylonian!
This old and new Yomihau belongs to me!
I don't want it!
What?! Farewell!
Where are you going?!
Where I go?
Where I go has nothing to do with you!
However...
You will remain trapped in here for the rest of your life!
Meanwhile...
The earth belongs to me, Yomisama!
Wait, Yomii!
Huh?
Wait!
Yomii!
She got me...
Rodem! Rodem!
Did you call me, Babylonian?
Rodem! Do something!
Understood!
Please leave this Rodem to me!
Good luck!
Nyanya-nyanya-nyanya-nyanya-nyanya-nyanya-nyanya- nyanya-nyanya-nyanya!
The military model series is...
The first one is a big bathhouse.
Imitation series, part one.
From the world of figures, Keigan.
Excuse me.
Harding.
Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan.
You're selfish!
Always together.
This year for sure.
Sergeant!
Tomorrow is fine.
Sergeant!
Yes, now.
I borrowed money from you. I will pay you back today.
I told you.
I don't have any money. Please wait a little longer.
You don't have any money. How long are you going to wait?
Don't you understand?
Brother.
Can I help you?
Who is this?
He is my brother.
I see. He is your boss.
Thank you.
Please tell me. You don't have any money.
I don't have any money.
Stop it.
If you talk properly, no one will understand you.
I will talk properly.
Aren't you going to sit down?
Yes, yes.
Mr. Amada, you are in trouble, too.
Yes, I am.
Well...
What is it?
For example...
There is an orange here.
It's not there!
Yes, yes. It's not there.
It's because there are so many oranges here.
Yes, yes.
If there weren't any oranges, it would be useless.
It would be useless.
Yes, you are right.
Because of the oranges, it is forgotten.
Yes, yes.
Don't forget the oranges!
Don't forget them!
Don't give me anything if you don't have any!
You should give me something in a day.
You should give it to me as soon as you get it.
I understand you.
What did you say?
You understand me, right?
Yes, yes.
If you think about it like that, you should give me an orange.
I don't have any orange with me.
It's not a knife, it's not a sleeve, you can't swing it, can you?
You're so stupid.
There's a pot here.
Won't you use it?
This pot...
Push and it comes out.
Push and it comes out. Push and it comes out. Push and it comes out.
It spins! It spins!
Won't you use it?!
Push and it comes out. Push and it comes out. Push and it comes out.
Got it?! If you got it, won't you use it?!
No, you know, I can't even pay for her school fees right now.
Just one more week and she'll be fine.
You just said one week, didn't you?!
Yes, yes.
One week.
Yes.
How many days are there in one week?
I don't know.
How many days are there in one week?! Do you know?!
Well, I don't have a school and that's why I said it.
One week. Write "one week" and "one week".
Give me one week!
One week!
Give me one week!
One week!
You know, right?!
If you don't have it, you won't give it to me?!
But...
What is it?! I want to give it to you, but you don't have it, do you?!
Here you are.
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Yes, Mr. Amano!
Yes!
I've been telling you for a long time!
Yes!
Is it true?!
Yes!
No, it's always welcome for me!
Yes, it doesn't matter!
It's my treat!
Yes!
It doesn't matter!
Yes!
What is it?
Mr. Amano...
Yes?
You just said...
"Big fish"... didn't you?
Don't you hear me?!
Yes, yes, yes...
Big fish...
Yes...
Big fish...
Yes...
Are you a big fish?
Huh?
Are you a big fish?
Huh?!
Are you a big fish?!
Do you understand?!
Write "big fish"
Huh?!
Write "big fish"!
Y-you go ahead and write it.
B-big, big...
Go ahead and write it.
Y-you...
Go ahead and write it.
You're already dead.
If you have something else you want me to say, just say it.
Enough.
Get back to work.
Hey!
Are you...
Are you crying?
This is the Logic of the Guardian Contest.
Today, we have a parent-child competition!
Let's have a beautiful parent-child competition!
First of all, the judges. In front of me, Mr. Mazumoto!
Next to me is Ms. Yuka!
Next to me is Mr. Itao!
Now, we have two special guests.
Let's go! Mr. Guts and Ms. Yuka!
Now, today we have Mr. Guts and Ms. Yuka as parents.
Yes, I'm the parent.
I see.
You're handsome, Guts!
You're working in this world now.
Yes, I am.
How is your father?
He's perfect.
Is he?
Has he ever been beaten at home?
No, he hasn't.
Has he ever raised his hand?
No, he hasn't.
Really?
It's best for children to grow up naturally.
Don't say things like that!
I used to be a naturalist.
A naturalist?
Nice to meet you.
Please, have a seat.
Let me introduce today's guests!
Mom's entrance!
No, not entrance! Appearance!
Now, let me introduce them one by one!
Entry No. 1, Amura Mayumi!
Entry No. 2, Nakajima Machiko!
Entry No. 3, Sato Kiyomi!
Entry No. 4, Tomizawa Sakago!
Entry No. 5, Umagai Ryoko!
Now, let's give them one more round of applause!
The first one is amazing, isn't she?
The first one is amazing!
Gassan, what do you think of her butt?
No, no, no, it's cold.
It's cold?
It's just that it's burning.
It's burning?
The first one and the fifth one have been selected, so let's start with the questions. Thank you.
Aitao-san.
Yes?
Mother and child, which one is popular?
The first one.
The child.
The child is popular?
Yes.
The second one.
Yes, she has a nice face, so the child is more popular than me.
The child is more popular.
Yes.
I see. The third one.
It's me.
Gassan, are you kidding me?
The fourth one.
It's me.
Is it true, you bastard?!
Is it true?!
Yes, it is.
Well, it's because there are a lot of topics.
Well, you know, we do a lot of things.
Well, you know, you can talk with me and a lot of people.
And you can make a lot of friends.
You bastard!
What are you talking about?
I see.
Yes.
The fifth one.
It's me.
What?!
Is it true you're popular?
No, it's not.
Is it true?!
Yes, it's because you have a nice face.
Because you have a nice face.
Well, today we have parents and children.
Actually, we have them down here.
Yes, we do.
Well, let's bring them up.
It's parents and children.
Please come up!
Mom! Dad! Mom! Mom! Dad!
I don't know if the kids are sitting or not.
I don't know if the kids in their teens are sitting or not.
Oh, I see.
Number 3 is a little weak.
Is he getting drunk?
Excuse me!
Number 5, I think you're out of battery.
Are you okay?
He's moving!
Dad, are you okay?
I'm okay.
Why are you out of battery?
Now, parents and children, please come up.
If you have any questions, please come up.
Number 1.
Yes, number 1.
Do you have anything you want your parents to stop doing?
Yes.
I want them to stop wiping their tongue with their abs.
Mom!
Yes?
Mom!
Do you wipe your tongue with your abs?
I'm sorry, but I can't help it.
I say "I'm sorry," but I end up wiping it.
If you say something like that, you'll end up like this when you're older.
That's right!
I'm sorry, but I can't help it.
It's true.
There's a saying like this.
A child's path is the north road.
An old man's path is the way to go.
So don't laugh like an old man.
Like you said, you'll grow old one day.
Yes!
So, number 1.
Yes.
I'm sorry, but I can't help it.
Please help me.
That's right.
Really.
That's right!
Will number 2 dance for you?
Yes.
What?
I'll sing "Yasukibushi."
Number 2 will sing "Yasukibushi."
Yes.
Will you dance with me?
My father will dance for me.
He'll dance for you?
Yes.
What are you doing?
Father, you haven't sung yet!
Then, please sing now!
Yes.
Father, please.
YASUKI SENGEN
Where are you going?
YASUKI SENGEN
Father, you were great!
I'm back! I'm back!
I'm back!
Father, you shouldn't go like that!
YASUKI SENGEN
You were like Spider-Man!
YAMA-CHAN...
Yes?
YAMA-CHAN!
GATSU!
YAMA-CHAN!
YAMA-CHAN...
I'll keep calling you "GATSU" and I'll call you "YAMA-CHAN" too!
YAMA-CHAN...
What's up, GATSU?
Is there anyone who can sing for me?
Is there anyone with you?
Oh, sorry!
What will you sing for me?
It's Hokkaido, so I'll sing a Hokkaido song.
Then, father, please come forward.
I'll sing a song, and you'll sing a love song.
Father, please come forward.
Dance, dance, dance.
Applause!
It's a dance that hardly uses calories.
Mother, you're raising your hand. What are you doing?
I'd like to do some head exercises here.
Mother will read it out loud, and I'll do the calculations. It's safe.
Mother, please read it out loud.
I'd like 65 yen, 123 yen, 98 yen, 176 yen, 2748 yen.
It's 3210 yen.
Sorry.
Really?!
Who knows the correct answer?
Was it correct?
The correct answer is 3,000 yen.
You said "sorry" just now.
The most amazing thing is your mother, right?
While saying it, you've achieved everything, right?
That's right.
Well, we've heard a lot of stories, but...
From now on, I'm going to appeal to you, mothers up there, with a sexy pose.
Will you do it?
Please look at me.
Let's do it! Starting with the first mother, go ahead!
What are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey!
Now, the second mother, go ahead!
I'm going to do a golf swing.
Why?!
Oh, that's amazing!
You're above your parents.
I'm sorry!
The third mother.
What are you doing?!
What?
And for the last, the fifth mother, please!
What are you doing?!
What?!
Your father, down there, is still off the battery.
Your father is still not off the battery.
And your daughter was doing things like this!
How about it?!
It's not very good, is it?
Now, let's have the first to fifth mothers look at us and tell us your name and age.
Let's go, first mother, go ahead!
Tamura Mayumi, 41 years old.
Third mother, go ahead!
Nakajima Machiko, 45 years old.
Now, third mother, go ahead!
Sato Kiyomi, 54 years old.
Now, fourth mother, go ahead!
Tomisawa Takako, 44 years old.
Now, last but not least, fifth mother, go ahead!
Hanai Yoko, 50 years old.
Now, that's it for the fifth mothers.
Today we have a parent-child competition.
We've heard what their parents have to say.
We've also heard what their fathers and mothers have to say.
Based on that, we've decided to have today's Grand Prix.
Now, let's have the judges come up and present their cards.
Go ahead!
One, five, two, three, five!
That means, fifth!
Kumara Yoko, congratulations!
- You too, sir! - Yes, sir!
Sir, please go forward.
- Did you win the lottery? - Yes, I did.
- Who won the lottery? - The two of us.
- Who did you try to win? - Mr. Watts and Mr. Ishimatsu.
- Can you show us your phantasmagoric right hand? - Can you show us your phantasmagoric right hand?
- This is not good for phantasmagoric right hand. - What?
- Try it. Come here for a second. - OK.
- You can't hit it at this moment. - OK.
- When the opponent comes, you hit like this. - Oh, I see.
- When the opponent moves a little, you hit like this. - Oh, I see.
- Then it becomes a counter and it doesn't work. - I see.
- That's phantasmagoric right hand. - Oh, you don't just fold and hit like this.
- Is that not good? - Yes.
- Can you move a little? - Can you move a little?
- You are my father, right? - Yes.
- Are you OK? - Yes.
- Can you move a little? - Yes, I will.
- Father, did you understand? - I'm sorry, but it's definitely OK.
- Now, say "yes".
- Yes, say "yes".
- Father! - Yes!
- Thank you, Father. - Thank you.
- That's phantasmagoric right hand. - That's right.
- Yes, I understand.
- You shouldn't do it in front of everyone. - That's right, Father!
- Oh, is that so?
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Thank you very much!
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You are facing the wrong direction!
You can not see my face anywhere!
You are dark as hell!
Pissing me off, crazy person!
- Don't say that, you are mad! - You are only loud!
Go home, you too!
You too, you too.
What kind of movie is it?
It's a controversy.
Let's do it outside in the studio.
Let's do it at the location.
Let's put in a guest and make it a game or something.
Something raw.
Something raw is no good.
But we've put in a guest recently.
We won't put in a guest.
You're right!
Which one?
I'll kill you!
That's what I said!
What's going on?
We don't have much time.
A watch.
A watch is fine.
A watch...
A watch is fine.
Why are you laughing?!
Is it really painful?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Fuku! Fuku!
Shut up!
Fuku!
Shut up!
It's on TV!
Fuku!
You don't know anything!
I know!
Tell me!
Shall we play a game?
Shall we?
Shall we go to Mele Midoriya?
Let's go!
You don't know anything!
Let's go to Hadeni!
Hadeni?
Let's go to Hadeni!
Let's go to Kanebako!
Let's go!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
You don't have to apologize!
But...
Should we play a game?
Let's play it!
You don't know anything!
Chinchin, on a snowy morning when you were a child,
you went out into the white garden,
pinched yourself and peed yourself,
and wrote your name in the snow.
Oh, Chinchin, oh, Chinchin, where did you go, Chinchin?
Chinchin, Chinchin, Chinchin, Chinchin, Chinchin,
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Chinchin, Chinchin, Chinchin.
The sun was burning in the sunset,
you went out into the white garden,
pinched yourself and peed yourself,
and wrote your name in the snow.
Oh, Chinchin, oh, Chinchin, where did you go, Chinchin?