AISubs v3.5
Oh, I forgot my towel!
Oh, I forgot my gloves!
Oh, my gloves...
What's with this cow?!
Good evening! I'm Judge Kouhei!
Well, let me introduce you to today's headlines!
Good evening, Judge Kouhei!
'Kay!
Between the secret Hakko-chan and the magician Sally-chan,
which one is better at magic?
This person is Kenjiro Matsumoto of Saitama Prefecture.
He's an 86-year-old old man.
Thank you, old man!
Well, let's clear things up in this segment right away!
First of all, this is the entrance of the secret Hakko-chan!
That's...
Secret...
Hak...
Ko-chan!
H-h-hakko-chan, right?!
Are you in a bad mood?
No, not at all.
Not at all?! Not at all?!
Then, nice to meet you! This is...
The magician, Sari-chan's entrance!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
Are you two not in the mood?!
You two... You're eating me up!
Sari-chan!
Isn't it cold in this studio?
It's cold!
The heater doesn't work well.
Are you in a bad mood?
Because you're Sari-chan?!
Yeah!
Then, Sari-chan, don't act!
Because I'll get embarrassed!
Got it, got it!
Please!
Then, let's start today's match!
Today's match is...
This one!
Butt Explosion
Ketsura
Go!
Butt Explosion
Now, the rules are...
The "Kokon Explosion Game" we did before.
What are you talking about?!
I'm sorry!
We'll do it like that today!
And if you get stuck or say something wrong...
You'll get a punishment game on your butt!
Why my butt?!
I don't care about that!
See?
Here's the first topic!
What do rich people have?
Let's start with Sari-chan!
Sari-chan, go!
Land!
I don't have any!
You do! You do!
Because you're rich!
A carp!
A carp, right?!
A Japanese carp!
We have a Japanese carp!
A Rolex!
A tiger...
Really?!
These guys...
Hey!
Don't be stupid!
Got it!
A redfish!
A tiger!
A tiger?!
Sari-chan!
A redfish, huh?!
Go!
Go, Sari-chan!
- Redfish! - Redfish!
- Diamond! - Diamond!
- Singing-on, start! - "O-se-t-su-ma"!
"O-se-t-su-ma"!
- "O-se-t-su-ma"! - It's "O-se-t-su-ma"!
- "O-se-t-su-ma"! - Dude, this is "O-se-t-su-ma"!
- Imagine! - Ah, he has it! He has it!
- He has it! - He has it!
- Sari-chan! - "Doberman"!
Goberman! Goberman!
Chow Chow!
Alright, let's do this!
Aqua Gamblerz Game, let's go!
Go!
What is this?
I'm scared.
Let's clean up after we use the bathroom!
What are you doing in the bathroom?!
Chow Chow!
Hey, you!
Hey, this is just for drinking!
That's not it!
What is it? What is it?
Alright, here is the next game!
Gifts that will make girls happy.
I'm sure you two have given each other a lot of gifts!
Let's start with Aqua Gamblerz! Let's go!
Flower.
Flower bouquet!
Monkey!
Love.
What do you think?
Hey, isn't this too weak?!
Aqua Gamblerz!
Perfume.
Perfume!
Monkey!
Bag!
Necklace!
The sky is blue!
What do you think?!
I'm happy!
Noooooooo!
Alright, here is the third punishment game!
Go!
What is it? What is it?
Here it is! Here it is!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
What...what are you looking for?!
What...what...
What are you looking for?!
Time's up!
You're getting shy!
Alright, let's move on to the next game!
Here is the next game!
Boy's Talent.
Let's start with Sunny-chan!
Thin Sea.
Agnes Love.
Boy's Talent.
Sunny-chan's turn!
Thinking On The Top.
Daiki Mao.
What's your name?
No, no!
Now, Sunny-chan!
Let's play "Punishment Game!"
Thank you for your busy day.
Not at all!
Let's start!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
Thank you for your hard work!
Now, let's go to the next question!
Here's the next one!
What do middle school students call each other?
You don't have many of them!
Now, let's go to the last one!
Start!
Well...
Your Excellency!
What's your name?
Gyanot!
Your Excellency!
Okamura Torosukabe!
Who is that?
Is that you, Okamura?
Is that you, Torosukabe?
Your Excellency!
Well...
Hamajo!
Matsu!
You're really bad!
Your Excellency!
What?!
Your Excellency!
What?!
What's this?!
Who is it?!
What's wrong with you?!
Sir!
Morioka's star!
No!
Please don't call me sir!
I'm a college student!
Everyone wants to be called "Morioka's star"!
I don't approve of it!
Well...
Now there are only two of us!
Shall we decide who gets a punishment game?!
Go!
What are you doing?!
Oh...
Ow...
Replay!
What?
Replay!
Replay finished!
It's pretty embarrassing.
Wow!
There's a lot of poop coming out!
Now, for the last question, Godzilla!
Now, let's start with Sarija!
Go!
Takakura-ken.
Takakura-ken, OK!
Sago-chan.
Sago-chan, OK!
Kyo-yon-pyro.
What?
Kyo-yon-pyro?
What?
Kyo-yon-pyro?
Is that Kyo-yon-pyro?
That's right! It's really strong in Korea!
But you can't say it's Japanese, Kyo-yon-pyro.
Sago-chan!
Jackie-jae.
Jackie-jae!
Paul Mollier.
Paul Mollier!
Paul Mollier, OK!
No way!
Paul Mollier!
Now, Godzilla!
Naika!
Beginning on start!
Giant, idiot!
Talent! Talent! Talent!
Candidate!
You're already on the show!
I know!
You're a talent activist!
Now, Sarija!
Hamako!
What?
Candidate! Talent!
You're already a talent!
As a talent, you're still a rookie!
What's with you?!
Simon and Garfunkel!
Wait!
Simon and Garfunkel?!
No way!
You're always like that!
No way!
You're always like that!
Always like that...
You were like that back then, too!
When?!
No way!
Now, Godzilla!
This is...
Punishment Game Checkpoint!
What's with you?!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's really long!
Chief, it's about 30 minutes before the death rate is estimated.
The culprit is running away with a blunt object from the back of the company.
I see...
It's still warm.
He's in Chicago.
Chief!
What's up?
The police have arrived.
Really? Hurry up!
Yes.
Yes, I brought them, but...
Hurry up and bring them!
Today, I paid the police and there's only one left.
No, no, no!
The police, right?
Yes, the police.
His name is Karl.
He's a little older, but...
No, no, no!
The police!
The police, right?
Hurry up and bring them!
Karl! Karl!
Are you okay?
The police.
They're excellent.
Karl! Karl!
Karl! Karl! Karl!
Is he okay?
He's alright. He's a great pilot.
Karl... Karl!
This is... the knife of the one who registered with him.
Ka... Ka... Ka...
Karl! Karl! Karl! Karl! Karl! Karl! Karl! Karl! Karl! Karl! Karl!
Karl... Karl... Is he okay? Karl! Karl! Karl! He's okay?
He's a great pilot.
Are you all right?
You're twitching.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Hurry up and smell the culprit.
Karl, this is it.
Er...
(dog barking)
(laughter)
What were you looking for?
(music)
(laughter)
How embarrassing!
(laughter)
Hey, hey!
Now, let's get to know each other better!
Alright?!
Yeah!
Alright, let's get started!
The regular team is Mr. Matsuo!
Alright!
The regular team is Mr. Osaka!
Mr. Tashiro and Ms. Marcia!
Good evening.
Good evening. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
No, it's not like that.
Oh, really?
Um...
In "I See the World"...
You've met her, haven't you?
Yes, we've met her.
Ah, well, she's over there, isn't she?
That's about it.
Huh? Don't ask me!
You're wearing...
Yes.
My grandmother is African.
You're a cold couple, aren't you?
Hey, give me a break!
I don't know anything about women!
And now...
This segment is brought to you by "Of the Abaagen"!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Welcome!
Yes, welcome!
Yes, well...
Let me introduce myself in order of my country and my name!
Yes!
Um... Usman Sankon.
Yes!
Born in Guinea.
Yes, thank you very much!
And you, sir?
Ah, me...
I'm from Switzerland.
Ah, I'm...
I'm...
I'm Moroccan!
Yes, say it!
Moroccan!
I'm Moroccan!
I'm from Nigeria.
I'm always...
I'm always... Happy, happy Freddie!
What are you saying?!
I'm from Adena!
And you, sir?
I'm from West Africa.
I'm from Nigeria.
Yes, thank you!
Please be seated!
Okay, um...
I don't want everyone to misunderstand what I'm saying...
What is it?
...but I'm not a member of Nuts and Stars!
I'm sure of it!
That's funny!
I was just about to dance!
Now, the first question is African.
Quiz in words!
Now, let's show the audience and the viewers a Japanese word that is an American word!
Yes!
Now, if you could say what each word means in your own language!
Ah, yes, yes.
Please say it in Japanese.
Ah, "atakushi brasil" is fine?
"Brasil" is fine.
Ah, it hurts!
First of all, viewers! And now, let's show the audience the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Gabri
Yes, that's right! Now, three words!
Gabri
"Gab", "Gabri"!
"Gabri" in Kenya!
Gabri
Now...
Ikundabembe
Now, in Nigeria...
"Ibozioku"?
Now, and...
Bamberu
"Bamberu"?
Now, let's ask questions!
Hmm... Yes!
Yes, Mr. Hamada!
What is it? Is it something you can eat or something like that?
Who are you asking?
Um... Mr. Hamada.
Ah, me?
Yes!
You can't eat it...
I have it at home!
You have it at home?
No, I don't have it at home!
She said she has it!
She said it's big!
Yes!
Well, you have it in your house, right?
Do you have it in my house?
Do you have it anywhere?
No, that's a little...
Ah, yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Is it hard or soft?
Ah, this is hard.
It's hard.
Yes.
What would you do if you were to jump off a building?
That's...
You wouldn't do it, right?!
Your legs would break, right?
No, if you were to do it, you'd do it with someone who's a little mad, right?
For a child...
Yes.
Um... you'd do it on their cheeks...
That's possible!
What would you do if you were to call your mother?
That's possible!
Well, that's what grandmothers say...
Grandma, you have it in your house, right?!
Shut up, you!
Got it?! I've got a lot of places to go!
Come on, sing for us!
What is it?
All right, let's start with the guest team.
One, two...
Pet!
Oh, that's not it.
What?
It's not a pet.
What is it?
It's not biting you or anything!
Pets and beds are different, aren't they?
No, they're not!
Pets and beds are completely different!
Which one is it?!
I say bed.
Then I say pot.
Why?!
Who's got such fine martial arts?!
All right, I've got it.
The guest team says bed.
All right!
The Negiran team...
Probably...
It's not a bed.
I see.
All right, let's start with the African team.
All four of you, please say it together.
One, two...
Oaxaca!
Negiran team is correct!
Thank you!
Fold it up and sit down.
Oaxaca is fine, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a young man's house.
I see.
His house is a temple.
He said he had a house in Yamaho.
Can I say something?
What is it?
Oaxaca and Oaxaca are different, don't you think?
No!
All right, let's go!
All right, then!
Who is strong against spiciness in Africa?!
Who is it?!
Out of the four of you, who is the strongest against spiciness?!
How long have you been living in Japan?
Where are you from?
I'm 21 years old.
That's a long time.
Yes.
Almost 10 years.
2 years.
I think it's about 4 years.
I'm 80 years old.
That's decided.
Really?
No way!
How do you know?!
Because you're strong against spiciness, you can't ask one question.
Yes!
Do you know "spiciness is age"?
It's not spicy! It's not spicy!
It's spicy!
It's not spicy!
Shit!
It's spicy!
Regular people ask something.
When you come to Japan, do you think "this is spicy" when you eat Japanese food?
I see!
Sungho-san, do you think "this is spicy" when you eat Japanese food?
No!
No?!
None of them are spicy!
You're strong against spiciness!
I'm strong!
I'm...
Don't win!
I'll drink this, too!
What?!
I'll drink it!
You look like you're in pain!
I was trying to hold it in!
I was trying not to let it out!
I can't stand this!
I don't know!
It can't be helped!
For now, please write something for someone!
So I don't write it first?
Of course!
Go ahead!
Happy birthday to you!
Is that okay?
Yes!
Okay!
Now, please bring out the guest team!
Go ahead!
And the guest team is...
Muruaka!
Now, in order to see who is the strongest, we have prepared a 500x curry for you!
Now, please bring it out!
Now, we have invited Mr. Yamauchi-san to come to the park today!
Thank you for having me!
Now, we will have the guest team and the guest team come forward and taste how spicy 500x curry is!
Yes!
Mr. Tashio, please go first!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Mr. Tashio is the best at this kind of thing!
I'm a Frenchman, so I'll do my best!
It looks spicy!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
Water! Water!
Water!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Mr. Yamauchi-san, please put it on my lips!
Is it okay?
Please put it on my lips!
Is it okay?
Ah! It's too spicy!
And it lasts for a long time!
Oh, you're not going?
Marusha, you're not going?
Wait, wait.
Marusha, you're not going? It's such a great opportunity.
Go ahead, go ahead.
My lips are like Suzuki Masayuki's, you know?
Shut up!
Hey, you're so stupid, you're going to burn your hands!
It's hot!
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
What's wrong with you?
Are you kidding me? Don't say that!
You're young. Tell me everything.
You're fine, right?
Here it comes!
Hot!
Aori, come forward!
Everyone, come forward and eat.
It's easy. You can eat it all.
It looks good.
I'll put it in, too.
I'll add it for you.
My lips hurt!
There are four of you, Muruaka and Mamadou.
Who will eat it all?
Wait a minute.
I can't eat it all.
Here it comes!
Please eat it all!
If you can't eat it, go back!
Hot!
Do you like it?
Hot!
Do you like it?
Hot!
Do you like it?
Who will eat it all?
What is that?
I'm sweating because it's amazing.
Both teams are out!
Thank you very much for hosting such a wonderful guest team!
Thank you very much!
Here we are
We've come a long way
What are we doing here today?
It says here
Cool driving friends meeting
I see
Driving
Is it driving now?
Driving is cool now
It's a boom
You're kidding
So today
Cool driving friends meeting
Members are asking you to come
What are you waiting for?
Holding your knees in the corner of the city
Cool driving friends meeting
You're the only one
We'll go if we meet
Please come in
Members come in
I'm here
What's up with you three?
This is Takenori Murano
I run towards the sunset
So I make my face look dazzling and shake my hands like this
This is fun
You run like this towards the sunset?
My glasses are not dazzling
Like this
This is a cool way of running
This is member number one Murano Takenori
Number one?
Representative
I can't do it myself
And finally, Dr. Nakamatsu!
Is he also a member?
Yes
Dr. Nakamatsu is number two
Number two
And finally, Yoshiko Takahashi!
I'll beat you up if you look at me like that
I can't say you run cool
You're cool, aren't you?
I don't know
Member number three
Number three is fast
So what are we doing today?
Today, we're going to have you judge us
There's a hut over there
A lot of people will run towards us later
We're going to judge you for your cool running
As Dr. Nakamatsu, I have to debate you
First of all, running requires three times your weight on one leg
75% of that weight is on your knees and lower back and head
I put this spring on you to absorb it
If you're so cool, why don't you usually wear it?
I haven't worn it yet!
Where did you get it?
Yuriyumachi
I'm drunk
Let's go!
Now, judges
It's finally starting
Who's going first?
Let's get started!
First, entry number one!
Old lady!
Old lady?
Entry number one, old lady!
Title!
The market is closing!
I was running while saying "Wait a minute!"
The market is closing! Wait a minute!
Excuse me!
Yes!
What is it?
You're just trying to look cool, aren't you?
Why do you have that bomb?
I won't say that!
How many points did you get for that run?
It was pretty good.
Here you go!
Eight points! Ten points! Eight points! Eight points!
The total is thirty-four points!
Hey, ask me why.
Why did I get an eight?
Ask me why.
Why?
Because you're an old lady.
Thank you very much!
Now, entry number two!
Attorney general!
Title!
Young man!
This is good! This is good!
This is good!
Now, please come out!
I didn't think you'd do that!
Ten points!
Oh, really?
Ten points!
Because you're running like this.
Like this?
Yes!
Wow!
Once in the middle of the run, I almost fell down!
Attorney general!
Let me say something!
Yes!
You know...
After all, this is...
a great invention!
Running in Shosa is a great invention!
Ten points!
Don't you have any money?
Thank you very much!
I don't have any money.
Attorney general!
I'm glad you got ten points!
Yes!
I'm glad you got ten points!
I didn't think you'd say that!
What's wrong with you?
Isn't this better?
At least you're on our side!
Even though you're on our side!
Now!
Entry number three!
Yes!
Entry number three is...
Samurai!
Title!
Old man!
Come out! Come out!
Wow! Cool!
Cool!
Wow!
Cool!
You're good!
Now! Entry number three!
How many points did you get?
Go ahead!
Three points!
Three points! Eight points! Nine points!
Hey!
Do you have a higher score?
One point!
What's that?
Listen!
My feet aren't going up at all!
Your feet aren't going up at all!
They're not going up!
No, that's...
You know what?
Yes!
Samurai...
They lower their waist and use their bare feet!
You can't raise your feet!
You have to run cool!
I run cool!
Now! Entry number four!
Tennis ball boy!
Title!
Let the quarterfinals begin!
Four points! Seven points! Ten points!
Seven points!
What are you doing?!
Why did you do that?!
No, that's...
There's a rule, but...
It's tough!
I was polite.
You were polite until the end, weren't you?
Until the very end.
You were cute until the end, waving your hand like this.
What are you talking about?
Didn't you have a sense of urgency in your face?
Entry No. 5 is...
Boutagatobi!
Title...
"Bubuka ni Katsu"!
Cool!
You can't fly, can you?!
He was looking at me like this...
You can't fly, can you?!
Now!
Entry No. 5 is...
Natami!
Ten points, ten points, ten points, ten points!
That's a lot of points!
If you fly, you get twenty points.
If you fly, you get twenty points!
That's nothing!
Should I say it first?
Before you say it!
Now, it's finally time for the last one!
Let's go!
The last one is this person!
Here you go!
It's too much!
Is it too much?
It's too much!
Kokutsu-san's got big!
Here are your points!
I'm a man of my word!
Here! Ten points, ten points, ten points!
Ten points! All of you, ten points!
No, it's not like that!
Look closely!
Look!
I'm hiding my position!
Zero points?!
Zero points! Zero points!
You're being too kind!
You have to ask me that!
Why?
You're asking me, aren't you?
What do you say "dachou" in English?
"Ostrich"!
Ah! "Ostrich"!
That's why it's "zero points"!
"Ostrich"!
Here!
The last person got 30 points!
Now...
Now!
Let's take a look at your basic points!
Your basic points are...
41 points!
Defense Chief!
The defense chief ran with a saucer from the reserve force
Now we can say they are members of Tomonocai
Everyone is done but
Masumoto san!
Yes!
As a representative of members of the party
Since we are here
We want you to watch their cool run
It's finally time for members of the party to run
We didn't have any plans but
What is their hope?
We want you to run
Let's watch it
We want members of the party to run like this
Let's go!
Members of the party's cool run!
Start!
It's coming!
This is cool!
What is that?
It came off!
We did it!
Amazing!
Thank you!
That was fast!
Tomonocai is really cool
It's wonderful
I'm going home
Tomonocai president
Yes!
What did you think of today's plan?
I'm very happy with it
We will continue with Kaho and Una's family special
You don't have to worry about it!
Do you have a second plan?
Yes!
What will be the second plan?
It's funny or not funny, it doesn't matter
Really?
It doesn't matter!
You are making me mad!
I understand!
Who asked you to do that?
HEARTBREAK
You don't seem to be in a good mood.
Mr. Heartbreak...
I see.
If you don't mind, may I be your interlocutor?
If you're my interlocutor, I'm already here.
Where are you going?
I'm taking a walk.
Thank you for coming.
Could you...
play me a song that will make me feel better?
Any request?
LET IT BE
Understood.
LET IT BE
Thank you for everything.
Don't mention it.
I'm sorry.
Actually, I took a walk in Urayama this morning.
And I found a big bamboo shoot.
That's great!
I'm cooking it for you.
No, no.
I don't want it.
But it's not good.
No, it's not good.
I don't care.
I'll call you for dinner.
I don't care.
I'll call you.
Thank you.
LET IT BE
You stupid celebrity!
I'll punish you!
Oh, I forgot to tell you!
(Laughter)
(Scream)
(Music)
(Scream)
I hate my partner's cock.
In short...
I hate you!
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Scream)
Right in the nose.
(Laughter)
(Scream)
(Laughter)
(Music)
I hate my partner's cock.
In short...
I hate you!
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Scream)
Right in the nose.
In short...
I hate you!
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Scream)
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Scream)
Celebrities who want to ask for a favor, abbreviate it!
Ask for it!
Who?
You!
Celebrities who want to ask for a favor, abbreviate it!
The days of love I gave you
I won't ask you to give them back now
Get drunk with me, man
Cry if you want
Laugh if you want
One hot moon
Your song
That song
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