AISubs v3.5
I'm hungry! Good evening!
Welcome!
What should I do?
I'm hungry!
You're a pig, you bastard!
What? I'm always here!
This is my home!
Um... you're a miso soup chef, right?
Yes, I'm a miso soup chef!
Sorry, we only have one miso soup.
What will you do?
Miso soup all-you-can-eat!
You bastard!
What did you do?!
Miso soup all-you-can-eat!
W-what are you doing?!
You bastard!
From head...
to...
bottom!
From head...
to...
bottom!
All-you-can-eat...
all-you-can-eat!
All-you-can-eat...
all-you-can-eat!
Miso soup all-you-can-eat!
W-what are you doing?!
All-you-can-eat...
all-you-can-eat!
All-you-can-eat...
all-you-can-eat!
All-you-can-eat!
I can't do it.
THE COMPETITION
In this segment, Hamada and Matsuno will risk their lives to answer your questions.
I'm Judge Kouhei.
Hello!
Let me introduce our guests for today!
Today's guest is Bunta Sugawara from Tokyo!
Hello, Bunta Sugawara.
Judge, I'd like to go on a trip with my family,
but I'm not sure if I should go see Kamagura's Great Buddha or Nara's Great Buddha.
I'm in trouble.
I'm sorry for the trouble I'm in.
Is that so, Bunta?
Then let's make things clear!
First of all, this is Nara's Great Buddha!
THE COMPETITION
Thank you for coming!
Thank you.
You look tired.
Huh?
You look tired.
I know, right?
THE COMPETITION
I'm Nara!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Kamagura's Great Buddha!
Oh, that's nice!
Oh, you're in a good mood!
Yeah! I won't lose!
Kamagura-san!
I won't lose to that guy on the stage!
You seem a little down.
No, I'm not!
Then, this week's competition is this!
Itai Kendo Gomen Nege-masu!
That's pretty sad.
I don't know about that!
I know, but...
What is this?
Thank you for asking.
It's a sports jumber.
It doesn't hurt that much.
Yeah, it's for sports.
But it hurts when you get hit like that.
I see.
So!
The two of you!
The game we'll be playing is...
Before I explain it, let me introduce you.
Master! Master!
Nice to meet you!
I'm the master!
Yes!
The rules are...
You'll have a two-on-one fight with me, the master!
And...
The one who breaks the Kaminosei on his head first wins!
I see!
And of course, the loser gets a penalty game!
Now!
Please stand by!
This way!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Of course!
Ready!
Oh, it's a two-on-one fight.
Between you two?
Yes!
Begin!
Ouch!
Hey, master!
Did it hurt?
No, it didn't!
Now, please choose your penalty game!
Pon!
Come on, go for it!
Tequila!
TOKYO
This is less hassle than working in Japan!
Where are you going to go, where are you going?
What do you mean?
I can't even buy a car with this!
No, no, it's just fun!
Catch 'em!
Here they are, here they are!
Come on!
Hurry up!
Come on!
The three of us!
Minami and Haruo!
Minami and Haruo, come on!
Let's go, three of us!
Minami and Haruo, come on!
Jun and Kyosaku!
Amazing!
Kamakura-san! Kamakura-san! Pass the ball!
Go for it!
Pass the ball!
What?
Let's go!
Pass the ball!
I hate you!
I can't catch it!
I can't catch it! I can't catch it!
I can't catch it!
Kamakura-san!
Bravo, Rock!
Bravo, Rock! Go for it!
I can't catch it!
Kamakura-san, what's wrong?
Kamakura-san! Kamakura-san!
I got too excited and got drunk.
Kamakura-san, you're drunk!
Kamakura-san, in that case...
Yes?
...take a walk in the bath and relax for a bit.
What's this?
This reacts to sound.
Really?!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, this is good!
Go for it!
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock!
It's amazing you've been doing this since you did "pon"!
That's right!
All right! Are you ready?
Game, start!
Nara-san! This game is...
"Pon"!
Let's "pon" it!
Nara-san, you're still doing it!
All right! Let's continue with the game!
Game, restart!
Ready!
All right! What's the punishment?
"Flower Rock"!
Let's "pon" it!
"Flower Rock"!
You're right, but...
What do you think?!
You're the one who said "combination spider" at the start!
What are you talking about?!
Think about it!
Hey, you!
Nara-san, you're so mean!
Nara-san, let's play!
Let's play!
Let's "pon" it!
All right! Music, start!
Can you guys see my tears?
I'm crying!
That means...
The game set is over!
But I really...
The winner is...
Nara-san!
Me?
Yes!
Now...
Tokyo-dono Sura-rabuta-san...
In your family...
Come and see Nara's great Buddha!
And of course...
Send lots of gifts to Tokyo-dono Sura-rabuta-san!
Nara-bye!
Dance and say goodbye!
Next one! Next one!
Next one!
Look!
Africa!
Africa's common sense is amazing!
Let's see it!
Let's know more about America through this quiz!
Let's know it together!
Let me introduce you!
This is Mr. Matsumoto!
This is Mr. Iwata!
This is Mr. Yosho!
These two! Mr. Taihei, Mr. Matsumoto!
Welcome!
Hello!
Please have a seat!
You know what we're going to talk about, right?
Yes, we do!
Please!
I'm afraid you'll cut me off even if I talk too much!
Now, it's time for this segment!
Yes!
The people of Africa who are in and out of Uzaba!
Let's go!
Now, please introduce yourselves one by one!
I'm from Guinea!
I'm Osman Sankon!
Nice to meet you!
From Guinea, Mr. Sankon!
And you are?
I'm from Zaire!
I'm John Muruaka!
Muruaka, Muruaka, Muruaka!
From Zaire, Mr. Muruaka!
And you are?
I'm from Nigeria!
Always happy, happy!
I'm Freddie Adebayo!
And you are?
I'm from Kenya!
I'm John Nugaya Mukabi!
I'm from Kenya, Mr. Mukabi!
And you are?
I'm Osman Sankon!
Now, these people are going to give an interview.
They will also give answers.
You will do this, right?
So, first question!
All of you in America, pat me!
Pat me?
What is this?
Pat me, but you don't know my age, do you?
You all look the same.
No, you are all the same!
It's not me!
There is a problem there!
What is this?
This is a jingle!
A jingle!
Now, we will have you hold up a flipbook.
And you will have this flipbook lined up for young people.
The first question is, "Pat me!"
This is difficult!
But, "pat me" doesn't mean anything.
Difficult!
It's like you can tell my age.
It's like you can tell me!
Questions!
Yes, Mr. Imano!
So, what did you do when "pink lady" was in fashion?
What is that?
What is "pink lady"?
Are you angry?
Don't ask ridiculous questions!
What is "pink lady"?
What do you think it means?
It's an African emotion, isn't it?
That's right!
When you don't know "pink lady", do you get angry?
Do you get angry?
That's right!
You don't know it!
Now, in Japan, what do you do on your days off?
Where do you go?
On my days off...
What's wrong with you?
What do you do?
On my days off...
I go to karaoke!
Karaoke?
Yes!
Now...
On my days off...
I do karate!
You do karate?
Even though you're so big, you do karate...
Look at those legs!
You know...
I'm 33 years old!
You're 33 years old!
You're 25 years old!
I'm 25 years old!
You're 25 years old!
That doesn't change!
You're a little older!
You're a human!
You're Earth's tea post!
I'm angry! I'm angry!
You're angry! I'm angry!
Calm down!
Adebaye-san, you do what on your days off?
In Switzerland we do karaoke and sports...
And Unagi-san!
No matter what you say, it's a hot spring...
It's a hot spring.
What?
Now, let's turn everything around and line up in order of age.
Now, please come back.
Sit down!
Who said you could dance?
Now!
Both teams, please come forward.
Go ahead.
Now, guest team.
Sanko is the oldest.
Adebayo is the youngest.
Muruwaka, Mukabi and Sanko.
That's right.
I see.
Now, here.
Sanko is also the oldest.
She's definitely not the oldest.
If we start from the bottom, Mukabi, Muruwaka, Adebayo.
Yes.
And Sanko.
Now, please change seats.
The oldest over there is the youngest.
Now, let's go.
Change seats!
Go ahead!
Why are you stepping forward?
Now!
Both say that Muruwaka-san is second, but Muruwaka-san is the youngest.
How old are you, Muruwaka-san?
I'm 32.
32 years old!
June 21st, 1936.
What?! We're the same age!
We're the same age and we were born on the same day.
No, we're the same age!
Don't say you're 32!
Muruwaka-san is 32 years old.
And you, Mukami-san?
I'm 34.
34 years old!
And you, Adebayo-san?
I'm 35.
And you three, how old are you?
I was born in 1964.
How old are you?
44.
44 years old!
Both teams are out!
Thank you!
Let's do it!
First of all, let's say questions about foreign words!
Foreign words, okay?
I will show you a Japanese word and you will say it in your own language.
Let's show the correct answer only to the viewers and the audience.
Here is the correct answer.
(Japanese)
Yes, that's it!
I showed you this Japanese word.
Is it funny?
(Japanese)
They are all different, aren't they?
(Japanese)
There are many different words.
There are many different words in different countries.
There are about 250 words in Nigeria.
That's right!
There are only 250 words in Nigeria.
(Japanese)
There are only 250 words in Nigeria.
That's not cool!
Let's start with Mr. Sangon!
What is this word in your own language?
This one!
Oh, this one!
This word is very important.
Mr. Mukami!
Yes! In Swahili, we say "matako".
What is this?
"Matako"!
"Matako", right?
And you, Mr. Murakami?
"Masoko"!
What is it?
Well...
Is it an object's name? Or a thing's name?
A thing!
Is it a thing's name?
"Oishii mono"? (Delicious food)
Oh! You surprised me!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's close!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
"Oishii mono"? (Delicious food)
Do you like girls?
I like...
Well...
"Oishii mono"? (Delicious food)
Well...
I don't like "Oishii mono"? (Delicious food)
Mr. Hamada!
Yes?
Do you think we should do it?
Yes!
When you walk on the street...
Yes!
For example, when you walk on the street...
Yes!
You might bump into something.
What?
I'll be frank with you. When you walk on the street, you might bump into something many times.
Many times! Many times!
If you pay for it, you can handle it.
You know... You know...
Yes? Yes?
You know, Ninyan's question is correct in a different way.
What?
This is the correct instruction, but in Ninyan's case...
This is wrong, but that's also correct, right?
If you have money, you can handle it.
You know... Sometimes you can do it.
Sometimes you can do it.
There are also department stores where you can buy it.
Is there money?
There is, but we don't sell it.
If you don't sell it, you can't handle it.
If you have money, you can handle it.
If you have money, you can't handle it.
Don't say things like that.
Hakura, do you have more than three?
No, I only have one.
Eh, you have one?
You have one?
What kind of one?
Mine is pretty.
Wait a minute. Iho-chan, do you have one?
I do, I do, I do.
For men and women only?
I do, I do.
Iho-chan, what kind of one do you have?
I don't know. Maybe it's a little bumpy.
Well, that's it for now.
Excuse me!
Please go home for now.
Please!
I don't know what you're talking about.
He's mad!
It's like he's mad at me!
Now, regular team, please.
Regular team, answer!
Now, then...
Guest team is...
Butt!
I see.
The correct answer is...
Butt!
Guest team is correct!
Butt!
I'll tell you the truth.
Yes, yes.
The truth is...
For me, it's definitely...
Poop!
If you walk in the wrong direction, you'll end up like this!
Yes, yes, yes!
If you spend money, you can do something about it.
Right?
If it's a stranger's poop...
A stranger...
You can buy it, right?
Even if you spend money...
That's right! That's right!
That's why I say it!
There's a lot of corn and stuff like that!
Well, well, well...
You're a good guy, you're a good guy!
As a commemoration of your promotion...
I hate you!
Well, well, well...
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
That's all!
I'm Hora Hora Furukan!
A beautiful woman and a beast...
I feel sorry for you...
You too!
It's only soy sauce.
Matsumoto and Hamado tasted the worst ramen in Japan.
They stood up to wake up Taisho, who said it wasn't bad.
- Matsumoto. - Yes.
- Taisho came here today. - Taisho.
- Yes. - You know...
- Yes. - He said his ramen was good.
It's good.
It's not good!
- Taisho! - Yes.
Do you know, Taisho?
So, Taisho, today...
- Yes. - Here in Ogikubo...
- Look at that. - Look at that.
Look.
There are so many people in line.
What?
What do you think? Is Taisho's Hikoryu that good?
- I think it's good, but... - It's not good!
So, today...
- Yes. - We're going to order.
- Yes. - Let's eat.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Taisho, stand in line. - Yes.
Stand in line like a normal person.
- Yes. - Yes.
- As a normal customer, please eat your ramen. - Yes.
- We're waiting for you. - Yes.
- What is missing in Hikoryu?
- Yes. - What is missing in Hikoryu after drinking this soup?
Why is Hikoryu's ramen...
without soy sauce and hot water?
- Yes. - Yes.
- There's nothing to laugh about. - Yes.
- So... - So...
- Please come and check for yourself. - Yes.
Ramen's city, Ogikubo.
And in Ogikubo...
There's always been a round wind blowing under the ramen tower.
Taisho...
In order to get this round ramen...
He quietly stood behind the line.
Can you find the secret of delicious ramen in this shop?
The president's eyes are serious.
Do you feel the pressure as a professional?
The president seems to be excited about delicious ramen.
I just realized that the president is southpaw.
Ramen where soup is said to be life.
The president scooped up the soup twice.
Next, eyes.
The target has been using it for many years, that certain tongue.
One bite, one bite, seriously tasting it.
What the hell are you doing?
You bastard!
What's up with you guys?
Wow, that's a lot of food.
What did you eat?
Ramen.
Regular ramen?
Yeah.
You know, it looks like you're eating fried rice.
How is it?
As I thought, it doesn't taste the same.
I know it's different, but how is it?
Ours is thick, yours is thin.
I ate soy sauce ramen.
Soy sauce.
How is your soy sauce?
It's the same, isn't it?
The same?!
Don't underestimate me, you bastard!
What was missing from Hikoryu that you stole from there?
There was minced meat in there.
Minced meat and fresh bean sprouts.
When I was looking at it in hot water, I saw bean sprouts in there.
Two or three of them.
So you still have a little taste of the soup you just drank, right?
Yeah, I do.
Anyway, let's go back to Hikoryu.
Let's go back and fix Hikoryu's ramen.
We're going to do a big research.
Let's fix it.
What's wrong with you?!
Taisho.
Niposhi.
Niposhi!
You know what I mean, right?
Also, dashikobu.
Dashikobu!
The soup itself isn't enough, right?
That's right.
I see.
So, we're going to boil it? And put it in? And the bean sprouts we showed you earlier?
Bean sprouts.
Minced meat, right? Minced meat.
Minced meat.
Can we do it like that?
Of course we can.
If we can do it like that, then we can make a different kind of ramen than the one we ate the other day.
That's right.
I'm hungry.
We're going to boil it a little, right?
A little, right?
I see.
We're going to boil it a little, right?
This too, right?
Is that so?
I'm responsible for the staff.
I'm hungry.
Minced meat.
Wait a minute, commander! What did you put in there?
Bean sprouts.
Bean sprouts!
In the minced meat!
What's that?
Commander, do you know?
That's right.
Ad-lib.
I see.
Commander, what are you putting in there?
This is soy sauce.
What soy sauce?
I've never put soy sauce in ramen before.
That's all.
Is that it?
No way!
Commander!
Are you serious?
If you can't burn it and make it right, then you can't do it.
What do you want me to do?
Are you okay, commander?
Yes, sir!
Here it is!
Commander, where are the green onions?
(Laughter)
I forgot about the green onions.
It will be settled with green onions.
Last week, people who said bad things about Piccoli came.
Let's have them come in and taste it.
Let's have them eat it together.
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Oh, sorry!
(Laughter)
Now, special ramen!
Special ramen?
It's different from the one before!
Yes, it's different.
Please eat it and tell me what you think of it.
I think it's different.
Did the research have any results?
Hamada and Matsumoto, who taste it, are always serious.
Everyone, what do you think?
The chicken is the point?
The chicken is the point!
(Laughter)
No, but I'm sure it's changed.
Compared to before?
Taisho, you said you lost it before.
No, seriously, seriously.
Masa, it's completely different.
It's completely different.
From where you came from.
No, it's nothing.
Taisho was convinced.
This could work.
Your wife will come back like this. (Laughter)
She'll come back.
No doubt.
She'll come back even if you watch it on TV, right?
She'll come back.
She'll come back even if you eat it once.
(Laughter)
Ah, but if you add something like that...
Right?
Like gozzi-ganji-ramen or something like that...
(Laughter)
If you add this in particular...
It's nice, right?
Gozzi-ramen.
It's about 600 yen, right?
600 yen.
600 yen...
Dan-dan-ramen.
(Laughter)
Wow, that's nice.
Write it down properly, the menu.
Is it a mink?
(Laughter)
It's perfect.
Thank you.
Thank you for the meal.
With much trouble, he finally made a ramen that is said to be delicious.
Right here...
Taishou's second ramen life has begun!
(Music)
♪ Happy Birthday, Little Girl!
♪ Happy Birthday...
♪ To...
♪ You!
Congratulations!
(Applause)
Thank you.
♪ To...
♪ You!
Oh, oh...
Oh, I'm sorry.
You!
What?
I'll let you get away with it!
What did you say?
Last Sunday at eight o'clock, you let me see you!
What?
Now?
You're a student, right?
Today...
I came on duty.
Oh!
What are you doing?
Damn you!
What did you say?
Damn you!
What did you say?
Don't say it! I have an image of you!
You have an image of me?
Damn you!
I came on duty!
What?
Hey!
Wait for me!
What? What?
Hey!
What? What are you doing?
I'll fight you with this!
What?
With my nose strength!
It's a battle of who has more thoughts!
Oh, you're testing my guts!
Damn you!
I'm off!
Yes!
See you tomorrow!
Yes!
You win!
I did it!
I'm going!
Get ready!
Yes!
Come on!
I'm going!
I did it!
I'm going!
First one!
I did it!
I want to go home!
You can do it!
I did it!
Come on!
I did it!
Come on!
I did it!
You can do it!
I did it!
You can do it!
You have a funny face!
I did it!
Hey, don't push me!
I'm coming!
What are you doing?
I'm coming!
Hey!
Third one!
Oh my god!
What are you doing?
I'm so happy!
I did it!
Fourth one!
Ouch!
I'm going to get my nose cut off!
That's a lot of fun!
I'm going to eat you up before you're done!
- Stop it! - Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
You...
I... I'm going to get my nose cut off!
I don't know! I don't know!
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- First of all, you're dead. - What?!
- You're dead?! - What?!
I'm going to die!
Someone wipe my nose!
Who's next?!
- I told you! - I told you!
- Really?!
I told you!
- Hey! - Huh?!
- I told you! - Huh?!
I'm going to get my nose cut off!
I'm going to die!
- Put something on me! - Hey!
Is there something on me?!
- Put something on me! - Put something on me!
"Is there something on me?" Why are you using honorifics?!
You guys are making my nose bleed!
I can't breathe!
Yuki, you can do it!
Put your hand down!
Be quiet!
Put your hand down!
Be quiet!
Her eyes are OK!
What are you doing?!
Yuki!
Move forward!
I'm a musician!
Ouch! It hurts!
Shut up!
Ouch! It hurts!
Shut up!
Let's go!
Quietly! Quietly!
Shut up!
Quietly!
Ouch!
I'll take it off!
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Can you do it?
Ouch!
Let's go!
Come forward! You two aren't floating!
Come forward!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Okay! Okay!
Oh! Oh! You're speaking English!
I'll take it off!
What is it? What is it? Are you naked?
Naked! Naked! I'll take it off!
I'll take it off!
What are you doing?
You're naked!
Ouch!
You look like a monster from the front!
Hey! Come forward! Come forward!
Hey! Look!
You're like a woman on a paper balloon!
You're Goto's wife, right?
Hey! Come forward! Come forward! You're disqualified if you don't speak English!
Yes!
Not yet?!
I can't see! I can't see!
Moe, you're disqualified!
It's a lie! It's a lie!
Your mouth is always open! You're disqualified!
Disqualified! Disqualified!
It can't be helped!
It hurts!
But you have a thick face!
I can already see your amazing face!
Shut up!
It can't be helped!
Shut up!
Sister!
Yes! Sister!
Leave it to me!
It hurts!
You're disgusting!
It hurts!
I'm sorry!
Your nose stinks!
It's me!
I'm sorry!
Yayoimeyan's nose is disgusting!
It's disgusting!
It's not the time for you to laugh!
Your nose stinks!
Alright, lift it up!
Lift it up!
Alright, OK!
It hurts!
OK, stop!
Miyuki's face doesn't change much!
Shut up!
Last one!
It hurts!
It hurts so much!
Stop!
Yes!
OK, first one!
Sister!
Yes!
You can do it!
Come on!
It hurts!
What's going on?
Clean up over there!
Can't you come forward?
Shut up!
OK, let's go!
Miyuki!
Miyuki, come here!
It hurts!
Miyuki, wait for me!
Miyuki!
OK, third one!
Third one!
I'm going to hit you!
Who are you? Who are you?
Sorry! Sorry!
I'm sorry for everything!
Goodbye!
OK! OK!
Chief! Chief! Please!
Chief!
What?
Can you wipe this for me?
What are you going to say?
I've never written anything like this!
Chief!
Leave it to me!
Chief! Please!
Leave it to me!
Top Five!
You're funny! You're going to do a concert in Budokan!
You're right!
I'm going to hit you!
I'm sorry!
Chief!
I'm going to hit you!
Leave it to me!
Chief! Please!
I'm sorry!
First, one!
Ouch!
It hurts!
But from the front!
Chief, please first!
Chief, can you cut it?
Can you cut it?
Don't give up!
Japan!
We won!
It hurts!
Ma'am!
Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
Ma'am! Ma'am!
I can't do it!
What's this?
Ryogo, you're in pain. You're in pain.
Ma'am!
I can't do it!
Ryogo, push her! Push her!
Push her!
Hey!
It hurts!
You're in the lead, so go forward!
Go forward!
It hurts! It hurts!
Ma'am!
Ma'am, use this hand!
Do your best!
Ma'am, use this hand!
What's with this hand?
This is a backflip!
Ma'am, you're in!
Ma'am! Ma'am, you can do two more!
What?
Ma'am!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
Ma'am, you can do it!
Ryogo, show her what you can do!
Ma'am!
Look at our ma'am's guts!
You can do it, ma'am!
You're in third place!
Ma'am!
If you looked like this in front of me...
Ma'am!
Are you OK, ma'am?
Who are you?
This island is for us!
Even if I die, I want to live with you
I've been working until today, but
We grew up together
Let's burn this house down
What's wrong with that?
Whose fault is it? I still don't know.
The letter of farewell completed with tears
Provided by Meiden.