AISubs v3.5
(music)
(sigh)
You're good at it!
You're right.
Isn't it funny?
What's funny?
Isn't it funny?
Yes!
It's not funny like this.
It's like this!
Hey, hey, hey!
(laugh)
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Isn't it funny to talk to my boss who wanted to walk on this island?
Are you the boss?
(laugh)
I'm Hamada Minayo, the boss of Osaka Kurenai Yasha.
I'm Ito Sayori, the special force commander of Osaka Kuja Club!
What's wrong with you?
I don't know!
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
This is my island!
What have you been talking about?
(laugh)
Hey, don't say anything!
From now on, this is our island!
That's right!
Come on, come on!
What?
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
What's with this blue outfit?
(laugh)
Kansai Club members!
Please come out!
Who's Masato's boss?!
I don't know!
You don't know?!
I don't know!
Who's your boss?!
I don't know!
You're the boss?!
That's right!
Aren't you the dictator of the monkey planet?!
I don't know!
What's this?! Are you serious?!
Aren't you going to fight me?!
I don't know!
All right, I'm going!
Nice to meet you!
You idiot! I know you!
What are you fighting for?!
Take this, boss!
Nice to meet you, boss!
Take this!
What's that?!
Yes, sir!
I told you already!
Yes, sir!
It's Shinerung!
Yes, sir!
Come out next month!
Shinerung!
Yes, sir!
It's Shinerung! It's Shinerung!
I'm sorry!
Yes, sir!
It's Shinerung!
You're pretty good!
Go for it! Go for it!
You can still do it! You can still do it!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry!
Aren't you going to say it, special force commander?
I won't say it!
You don't have to imitate him!
Don't underestimate me! I'm not stupid at all!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
You're smart!
Go for it!
You! You go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Give it back! Give it back!
Let's go!
You can still do it! You can still do it!
Go for it!
You can still do it!
Go for it!
You can still do it!
Go for it!
I'm sorry!
Who's next?
You can't do it!
Give it back! Give me back!
I told you!
But you did it!
You can still do it!
Go for it!
You can still do it! You can still do it!
You can do it!
Go!
All right! You're the only one who can break it?
All right! I've done it before!
Kuroko!
Kamata!
Go for it!
Go for it, Yuki!
Maya!
What?
Go for it!
I'll let you say it in one shot!
I'm sorry!
Go for it!
All right! It's my turn!
Go for it!
Maya!
You go first!
Go for it!
I did it!
I can't make songs anymore!
You...
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
Do it!
Miyuki!
Miyuki, do it! Miyuki!
Do it!
Do it from Miyuki!
Do it!
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Yo! Good morning!
Here you go, sir!
Thank you! Thank you!
Sorry about that.
Actually, I made a reservation for this room.
Oh, you did?!
But I thought you'd be here again this week,
so I left your reservation aside for a bit.
Oh, I'm sorry about that!
Anyway, here you go.
No, no, I don't want anything like that!
Oh, you're going to get in trouble with your boss again!
Is that so?
Thank you very much!
Well, have a good day!
Thank you!
Call me again next week!
I will!
Thank you!
Hahaha!
No!
Margaret Katsura is still alive!
Hahaha!
Ha!
I was eaten...
...by an ashen man.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Oh, it's burnt!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hey, don't eat it!
Ha!
Oh, it's a woman's arm!
Ha!
Hahaha!
Good evening.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Oh, it's burnt!
Hahaha!
Oh, it's burnt!
Hahaha!
Oh, it's burnt!
Captain! Are you awake?
I've taken care of your head wound.
I'm sorry, but...
it was a terrible creature.
I know, but it's fine now.
It escaped with an emergency rocket.
I see.
It won't follow us anymore, will it?
But I wanted to show you my bravery!
One, two!
What are you talking about?
You were crouching with your back down.
Don't say that, Shigani!
Captain!
What about you?
Please take a rest.
Sorry about that.
Do you want me to bring you something to eat?
Now that you mention it, I'm a little hungry.
I understand.
Wait a minute!
I'll come with you!
No!
Fierce feeling!
Hello, director.
Yes, good morning.
Hello, director.
Hello!
Are you listening to the teacher?
Yes!
Let's play with the director today.
What kind of challenge is that?
No, I'm a kid.
Who are you?
Thank you.
All right, everyone!
What should we do?
Pro-wrestling!
Stop it! Go away!
Go away!
I'm sorry!
Teacher, it's okay! I'm not a kid!
I'm sorry!
No, no, no!
THE END
Let's look for a place to stay for the night
We have a special plan today
What is it?
It's simple
Staying at a place like that
We usually go for a walk in Osaka
But we don't have a place like that
We go back to Osaka for a walk
Isn't it scary to jump in?
We don't know what kind of technology it is
In that sense, let's go to Tokyo and look for a hair salon that will do your favorite hairstyle for you
Even if we go and do it, it won't pay off if we fail
That's right
Are you a talent?
I'm a talent, so I can't think of anything
In that sense, we have a model today
I want 20,000 yen
It doesn't matter
Let's welcome today's model
I got hired for 20,000 yen
Please
No. 4 Shimizu didn't have his eyes opened
There's no way he didn't have his eyes opened
Let's think about what kind of hairstyle we're going to do
Please show us
There are many different types of talent
They all have different hairstyles
I'm going to model for you
I'm going to see how faithful you are to your hairstyle
I don't know about you
I'm going to go with this
Yokoyama Yasushi san
Shimon san
Shimon Masato
Kamaetsu san
Let's go Jun chan
That's good
That's the point
Kappa
Donkey
Queen
Let's split up into 7 people
Let's see who looks good
There's nothing we can do about it
Let's start with Yokoyama Yasushi
Yokoyama Yasushi is...
Right here
Rocks
Rocks are the best
Right here
I think you can do it
Let's do an all back
You can do it
I don't know if I should cut it
I want you to do Jun chan
You want me to do Jun chan?
I want you to do Jun chan
How about Shimon Masato...
...go to Sugiyama?
He looks good
How about you...
I'm sorry...
...but can you stand here?
Dave can't do it
Should Dave go?
Dave can do it
Dave can go?
There's not enough people
What should we do?
Huh?
Over there
What's going on?
Are you trying to be a star?
I can't do it
Hey!
If you don't do it...
...we'll go there
Right
We can't do anything in Hong Kong
You can do whatever you like
Why are you saying that?
It's funny
What's funny?
Super Haboki
What's going on?
Can you do it?
It's funny
It's funny.
Don't move.
You're funny.
You're ugly.
It's a theme.
You're ugly.
Really, Keisuke?
I can do it.
Let's go.
Hurry up.
I'm going to be upset.
Everyone.
Let's go.
La la la la la la la la...
Hey!
Are you stupid?!
Get out of my way!
Where do you think you're going?
What do you want?!
If you come in here without permission, you'll get in trouble!
What are you talking about?!
It doesn't matter!
We're viewers!
We don't have a TV station!
That's right!
That's right, but...
We're watching you!
If you come in here without permission, you'll get in trouble!
Don't be so arrogant in front of the camera!
Arrogant?
Where do you think you're going?!
Are you a star?
Do you say "star"?
You don't suit that kind of person!
I don't care about that!
Why?!
You're not even my best friend!
Are you going to let me talk to you?!
You always look down on me!
It doesn't matter!
You don't like me at all!
It doesn't matter to me anymore!
You're right!
You can't work anymore...
I don't care!
I won't let you...
follow anyone around!
I'm leaving!
What are you doing?!
I don't care!
Wait!
What are you doing?
Wait!
Shimura Ken!
Is this Shimura Ken?
No, no...
Stop it!
Why should I?!
Don't do anything selfish!
If you were Shimura Ken's disciple, you wouldn't be doing something like this!
That's true, but...
Stop it!
What are you doing?!
You can't do it!
You can do it!
Come here!
Shimura-san!
Stop it!
Shimura-san!
Stop it!
Shimura Ken!
It's Shimura Ken!
Stop it!
What do you have?!
It's Shimura Ken!
That's right!
It's Shimura Ken!
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
You always look down on me!
Stop it!
What are you doing?!
You can't do anything selfish!
What are you doing?!
Get up!
I don't know!
Wow!
So this is it!
Stop it!
Stop it, you!
Shimura-san!
I'm sorry, but...
What?
This is my stupid son!
My stupid son!
Yes.
His name is Mark.
Yes.
Could you make Mark my disciple?
Stop it!
I'm mad!
Stop it!
You always look down on me!
Make Mark my disciple!
This kid can't laugh!
How can you do that?!
Can you do anything?
Anything!
Oh, you know...
You know that thing...
What?
Mustache dance!
You can't do that mustache dance!
You know the mustache dance we always did!
You know it!
Yes, it is.
Come on, imitate it.
How is it?
It's totally different.
It's completely different.
No, it's not like that...
Why are you doing like that?
I want to see real one.
Real one? Sorry.
You want to see a real one, don't you?
No, neither I nor he.
We don't say "no" for free.
I want to see your cheek.
Do you want me to do it?
What do you want me to do?
I'll take it for now.
I'll do a beard dance with my cheek.
I want to see it.
Mark, let's go.
I want to see your cheek.
The basic is different.
Ah, wait a minute.
If you have it, please do it.
What kind of dance is it?
Ah, wait a minute.
What is it?
I'll do it.
What is it?
I'll do it.
I won't do it.
I'll do it.
I don't know what it is.
It's amazing.
Mr. Shimura, you've become a soldier now.
I'll do it.
Mark, I can't do a beard dance.
I can't do it.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Shimura, you've become a soldier now.
I'll do it.
If you don't know, you're an idiot.
But it's different. The melody line is different.
Really? I want to know.
What are you looking at?
The melody is different?
It's different.
Really? What kind of melody is it?
What kind of melody? I don't know.
The face is different.
If you don't know, you're an idiot.
You've done it so far!
Amazing!
Mom, I'm so happy!
I'm so happy!
You can do it now.
I can do it now.
I'm so happy you came, Mom!
I'm so happy you came!
Excuse me.
Can you do me a favor?
It's cheaper now.
People can only do this.
You can't do it.
You have a different head.
You can't wear makeup.
You can do whatever you want.
You can't do this!
Come on! Let's combine!
Come on!
What do we do with this?
We have to do make-up.
Do you want me to do it?
Let me see it.
First of all...
Do you want me to draw a heart?
I'll draw it boldly and big.
What is that glitter?
Glitter is...
It's hair.
I saw it just now.
It's like this.
I'm used to it.
I've done it hundreds of times.
It's disgusting.
I can't stand it!
If you say like that, I'll think it's weird.
Don't make fun of me!
No!
I'll do it slowly.
I can't do it!
You can't do it with this face.
I can't do it with that face.
You can't do it?
I can't do it!
Do you want me to do it?
I can't do it!
It's difficult.
You...
Mom!
Can you take a picture of me?
One, two...
Please give us a reply by 1 a.m. the day after tomorrow.
The day after tomorrow?
Yes. Thank you very much.
Hey, you!
Don't you have a bodyguard? A bodyguard! A bodyguard!
Umm... the bodyguard is in the closet over there.
It's there? It's there?
Hey!
You, criminal!
You, bastard!
Give me that! I'm the only one who has it!
You, bastard!
I won't let you do it again!
From the stars, to you...
From you, to me...
I'm a young man with no regrets...
A young man who's going around...
Beauty, beauty...
Beauty, fair...
Beauty, beauty...
Beauty, fair...
Beauty, beauty...
(laughter)
What's wrong with you?
So, is it done?
Yes, it took a lot of time.
Yes, let's do it!
Well, let's do it in order.
In order!
First of all, let's have Yokoyama Yasushi perform.
Here you go!
(music)
(laughter)
(music)
What? Your eyes are open?
(laughter)
Well...
Did you have this kind of hair?
Just by looking at it, it doesn't change.
It doesn't change, but...
It's like that.
Yes.
If you know the origin...
Did you have this kind of hair?
(laughter)
You said it!
(laughter)
That's all I promised you, so let's have you do it.
(laughter)
Here are your glasses.
What?
You're an amateur!
(laughter)
Well, it's fine.
(laughter)
Look at your back! It's so pretty!
(laughter)
It's pretty, isn't it?
Oh, it's pretty!
It looks like my back!
Yes!
(laughter)
It's true, it's true!
When I was angry, I used my back like this.
(laughter)
OK!
(laughter)
Now, for that reason...
Oh, this is...
Next is Shimon Masato!
Here you go!
(music)
(laughter)
You look like an old woman!
(laughter)
I'm sorry!
Why?
Look at you!
You are like Kaburazu.
Sugiyama-kun, I'm sorry.
See, it's really...
This is the worst, isn't it?
I'm getting excited.
OK, next one.
Next is...
Kamayatsu Hiroshi!
Oh, Mushu!
Mushu!
You've been like that for a while now, haven't you?
Yeah.
You're like Liza Minnelli.
But you can do it!
I'm sure you'll get more fans.
It's an imagination.
Is it?
How about you?
Well, I...
Yes?
I've cried only once.
What?
When my love dog died.
Yes, yes, yes.
Today is the second time.
Let's go, Jun-chan!
Is it hard?
Your hair was pretty long.
Wow, it's pretty.
You can do good things!
You can do it!
You can do good things, too.
Yeah, but...
Oh, this is good.
It's good.
This is good.
How about you?
It suits you.
Dave Spector, go ahead!
Is it?
This is not it!
It's not!
This is not it!
This is not it at all!
Let's do it!
Kappa, go ahead!
Yes, sir!
It's hard!
I can't stand it!
Oh, but...
Your character suits you.
There are a lot of people like that!
I'm really mad about it.
You're really mad about it?
There was another one, wasn't there?
Huh?
There was another one, wasn't there?
Oh, was there?
Yes, there was.
Why is it only eight people?
I'm Dave Spector.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
You're really mad about it, aren't you?
You're ugly!
What's wrong with you?
I realized it.
Didn't you?
He's been laughing all the time.
Every time he puts in scissors.
It's thin.
Why did you grow it out of here? It was shaved.
It's here. It's really grown out of here.
It's really gone.
It's a light silhouette.
What should we do?
Well, we have to choose one who's loyal.
Loyal?
Yeah.
After all, it's Jun-chan who's loyal.
Jun-chan, huh?
It's Jun-chan, right?
This is the one that's hard to throw away.
In the sense of pity.
Well, for now, the winner is...
It's Sugaya-san.
Sugaya didn't win, but...
This three-shot...
This three-shot that Sugaya-san made...
We'll give it to you as a reward for your hard work.
Good evening.
Good evening, Dad.
Good evening.
Um, hey.
Huh?
Him?
No.
It would be nice if he wasn't the star.
Here you go, Jun-chan.
I'm sorry about earlier.
Oh, thank you.
Um, earlier...
Yes.
He did this hairstyle for me.
Yes.
He did this hairstyle for me.
On our show, we asked about eight people to go to the hair salon around here and he did this hairstyle for me and came here.
Dad, you did it. You're the winner. I'm the winner.
Oh, really? Yes.
It's amazing.
I'll give you an award. Oh, I'll give you this first.
Yes. Thank you very much.
If you push this here, it will turn.
Oh, I see.
Please put it up.
This girl, King... King Rio-dono.
Her salon is one of the many hair salons in Tokyo with many different styles.
She has an excellent technique and sense of style.
And she has a passionate hair salon spirit.
I'd like to award her here.
From now on, I promise to go to this salon as a hair salon.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Otoka, please give this to the salon.
Yes.
I hope you'll use it more and more.
As expected of Mr. King.
King of Kings.
It goes well with this background music.
I like this background music.
I see.
It's easy to cut with this.
I see.
Otoka, congratulations.
Thank you very much.
"The Battle".
In this segment, Matsumoto and Hamada will put their lives on the line
in order to consult with you about your concerns.
Good evening!
I'm the world-famous referee, Judge Kouhei!
The segment "The Battle" has just begun!
This segment is about fighting against each other and making things clear!
For example, a lion and a tiger!
For example, Prince Imada and Yumi Adachi!
In this segment, we'll put our lives on the line in order to consult with you about your concerns!
And just as I was about to start this segment,
I got a letter!
Let me read it to you!
Here we go!
From Yoshiko Imada of the Osagashi Tennojuku...
I'm 46 years old and I'm a referee!
Good evening, Judge Kouhei!
'Mornin'!
I'm a big fan of wrestling,
but which is stronger, Giant Baba of wrestling and Inoki Antonio?
Let me make it clear!
All right!
Let's have these two fight in this first match!
First up is Mr. Antonio Inoki!
I don't know anything about swordsmanship!
W-who?!
I don't know anything about swordsmanship!
Oh, Mr. Inoki!
Nice to meet you!
I don't know anything about swordsmanship!
W-what are you talking about?!
Nice to meet you!
I understand, Mr. Inoki!
Now, let's hear Mr. Inoki's voice and Giant Baba's voice!
Upper!
Lower!
It's obvious!
It's obvious, Giant Baba!
Upper!
Of course!
It's a dream-like experience for a professional wrestler!
Giant Baba!
You're just like any other referee!
I'm just saying what I feel like saying!
It's okay!
You're terrible, too!
I'm terrible, too!
If you and Giant Baba are so obsessed with this match, it won't happen again!
Am I a happy old man?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Now, you two!
Even though you're about to fight...
Upper!
...smiles are a must!
Lower!
Now, you two!
Lower!
Let's have a fierce match!
Upper!
Lower!
The final match is...
Lower!
Insider!
Lower!
You bastards!
Today's match is...
this!
Lower!
A fight on a wooden board!
Upper!
Lower!
Upper!
Lower!
So!
You two will
shoot a balloon at me!
- It's easy, right? - Yes, it is.
But,
you will have
to jump.
You've got to be kidding me!
Watch this!
Boy!
Upper!
Lower!
So...
are you ready?
Upper!
What are you doing?!
You scared me!
Hey, get off of me!
I'm refraining!
What do you think you're doing, bastard?!
What do you think you're doing?!
What the hell...
It hurts! It hurts!
Hey, stop it already!
It hurts!
Even if he bleeds, you won't know.
Listen up!
Yes, sir!
In short, if you break a balloon or drop it, you will lose, so do your best!
Now, stand by!
Stand by!
Why are you running away?
Now, let's go!
Ready!
Start!
Hey!
Wait for me!
Now, Minoko!
Home!
Let's go home!
Oh, it's my brother!
Mom, my brother is back!
Oh, you're back!
Brother!
Come on, come on, come on!
Takama-san, Ryuga!
Furutaka!
Furutaka, come here!
Katsuta-san!
Ah! Onii-chan is back!
Mom, Onii-chan is back!
Everyone is back!
How have you been?
Onii-chan! Onii-chan!
Onii-chan!
Onii-chan, help me!
Damn you!
What's up?
Walser P38!
Walser P38, let's go!
What's up?
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's up?
Walser P38, let's go!
What's up?
You took my hair, didn't you?
I didn't!
Damn you!
Walser P38, let's go!
Let's go!
What's up?
What do you want me to do?
Kick me as hard as you can.
Where?
My butt.
But, Mr. Carrot...
I don't care!
I don't care at all!
Then, let me kick you.
Thank you.
Kick me as hard as you can.
What's up?
Come on!
Kick me as hard as you can!
Kick me!
How about this?
Okay!
What's up?
Now, let's play a penalty game!
Is this a penalty game?
Let's split up!
Game over!
Now, the score is...
Six against three! Six against four!
So, call me... "Mr. Inoki"!
Mr. Yoshito of Osaka!
Did you know?
Giant Dama and Antonio Inoki are...
...very much in sync with each other!
All of you watching this program...
...please send us your comments and feedback!
Until next time...
...have a great time!
Happy Ending!
Our meeting was in the wind, from the day I fell in love with you
Before I knew it, my heart was longing for you
Don't cry, my love, if my wish is granted
I want to cross the river of tears and forget everything
You won't notice my painful unrequited love
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