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[Applause]
Today is the first or second day.
The first or second day?
Yes.
Well...
Let's deliver the whole story live.
Oh...
I see.
Well...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, yes.
And it's been two weeks, hasn't it?
It's been two weeks.
Since you moved in.
Yes, that's right.
What did you do?
What do you mean?
Of course, it's about your age.
[Laughter]
Well...
My son beat me up a lot.
That bastard!
Who are you?
I don't know you, but...
You're my senior, aren't you?
[Laughter]
Senior?
Today...
I'm delivering a series of TV novels, "Boke no Hana", which I've been doing for a number of shows.
[Applause]
Speaking of "boke no hana"...
My friends are here, too!
Welcome!
[Applause]
Mr. Fujii Manami.
[Applause]
Mr. Kuroda.
[Applause]
Mr. Kato Majiro.
[Applause]
You're not a good woman.
[Laughter]
Don't call me "foo".
[Laughter]
You're not a good woman.
Don't call me "foo".
[Laughter]
G-pan and sneakers.
[Music]
This program is...
"Rotte"...
"p and g"...
"wrestle japan"...
"nissin food"...
Provided by Meiden Company.
Let's watch the NG scenes of "Locomotive" for a moment.
Let's watch the first scene where Hamako is brought to Hana-cho for the first time.
Where's dad?
Don't you know anything?
He's gone home.
You know, you were sold to Hana-cho by a debt collector.
I can't believe you bought such a useless thing.
I'm worried about you, too.
Not at all, ma'am.
You shouldn't waste money on such a stupid thing like this.
Ouch! Get off me, you bastard!
Ouch! What's wrong with me?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hit you in the head.
I'm sorry.
Not at all.
I'm sorry.
You were in a good mood.
I'm sorry.
I laughed at you.
I'm worried about you, too.
You shouldn't have bought such a useless thing like this.
Not at all, ma'am.
You shouldn't waste money on such a stupid thing like this.
Ouch! Get off me, you bastard!
Ouch! What's wrong with me?
Ouch!
If you run away, I'll hang you!
Is it OK?
Hey, Toshi! Put her in the bath!
You idiot!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Hey, Takahiro!
Where's dad?
Don't you know anything?
If it's dad, he's gone.
I forgot.
You idiot!
What should I say?
In this drama, Hanako and Chiyo's fighting skills stand out.
But this is the first scene where they meet for the first time.
Sister! She took my ball!
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
She took my ball!
What's wrong with her?
I can't think of anything else.
She took my ball!
Next, Chiyo's MC.
Oh, young people of Hana-cho.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I'm honored to hear your praise.
I'm sorry.
It's still wet, but I'll iron it for you.
As expected of the young master of Hana-cho.
You're good at ironing.
Thank you very much.
I'm honored to hear your praise.
I am the young master of this Hana-cho.
I'm sorry.
It's Hana-cho!
Hana-cho...
I'm sorry.
Hana-cho! Hana-cho!
Hana-cho!
Now, let's see the last NG of the first half.
As promised, you bought all the lunch boxes.
As expected of you, Mr. Hamako.
Then I'll confirm this.
Is this all?
This won't even be enough for the cancellation fee.
But it's a lunch box, so...
What are you going to do with what's not enough?!
Huh?!
What are you?!
What are you doing?!
Mother, this is today's sales.
As promised, you bought all the lunch boxes.
As expected of you, Mr. Hamako.
Then I'll confirm this.
Is that all you have?
This won't even be enough for the cancellation fee.
It's just a lunch box, so...
Hey you!
What are you going to do with all that money you've saved up?
I won't let it end like this!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This is how it is.
I will continue to support you, but from now on, you will..
Always.
We'll support you from here on out.
I promise you.
Do you know where he is?
I don't know.
But I'm sure if you can get it in time, you'll settle it.
Then you'll finally get an answer.
I can die here.
I know, but I can't do that much.
You don't have to say that.
What?
With that much money,
you can't do that much!
I'll laugh at you!
But,
in a week,
if you sell your bento,
you'll get a cancellation fee.
Hey!
Are you still going to sell bento?
If you'll excuse me...
Hey!
I'm sorry!
I've had enough of you!
The first half of the first episode to the sixth episode.
I don't remember a thing!
- That scene? - I don't remember anything like that.
- The last scene? - Yeah.
Even if you say you don't remember...
- Even if we do it together, we can't stand it! - We made it with CG!
Can you make something like that?
That's weird. I don't remember it.
Even if you say it, I'll laugh!
I shouldn't get mad and leave, but I still end up smiling!
- But you're terrible, too! - The first three or four shots were terrible!
- I don't know why you're laughing like that! - It smelled like green onions...
I don't know!
You're laughing by yourself!
Let's watch the second half of the first episode!
Now, let's watch the second half of the second episode!
There are seven episodes left, and there are twelve episodes that haven't been aired yet.
Let's watch the last twelve episodes of the second half of the second episode!
Now, let's watch the first episode of the second half of the second episode!
Let's watch the first episode of the second half of the second episode!
You must be satisfied, right, Hanako-san?
If I leave, will this flower garden become yours?
Why can you only think like that?
This flower garden belongs to everyone who works here, doesn't it?
Don't say such beautiful words!
You wanted to own this shop from the beginning, didn't you?!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, no, no!
Don't be so cheeky!
And you! You...
You hit me so cool!
Let me go, you!
You hit me so cool!
Let me go, you!
I'm not that cool!
Let me go, you!
Oh, you bastard!
Now, you must be satisfied, right, Hanako-san?
If I leave, will this flower garden become yours?
Why can you only think like that?
This flower garden belongs to everyone who works here, doesn't it?
Don't say such beautiful words!
You wanted to own this shop from the beginning, didn't you?!
And you!
You hit me so cool!
You bastard!
This Hanako belongs to everyone who works here, doesn't it?
Don't say such beautiful words.
You wanted to own this shop from the beginning, didn't you?
Idiot! You're wrong.
Hanako is not that kind of person.
Mio...
I'll give you this shop.
I understand. I won't stop you anymore.
But...
This is...
Shut up!
Let's continue with this scene.
What happened to Sasakuzo? Sasasakuzo!
He left early in the morning.
What are you talking about?
Because...
Sasasasako is...
Because it said "fear"...
Oh, I'm sorry.
It said "fear" so I was afraid.
Yes, that's right.
You should say "sasasayo".
No, no.
It said "fear"...
Then I'll say a different "fear".
Okay, action!
Okay, five seconds!
Four...
Three...
Two...
He was laughing.
But it was a bad pattern.
I'll do it seriously now.
Now, we'll show you a scene from episode 12 of "Kanketsu Henkai".
Um...
Can you all go to the big screen?
Hey!
Go to the big screen.
It's alright now, Kimi-chan.
But...
Is that where you were?
I'd like you all to gather in the square.
What are you laughing at?!
What?!
What's with you?!
You!
Over!
Number five!
Four!
Three!
What are you laughing at?!
This kind of NG also happened.
Oh, it's the breaker again.
It's ringing.
It's the breaker again.
Let me go!
And finally, this kind of NG!
What do you want to talk about?
Actually...
I don't know.
Hanako, what do you want to talk about?
What's up with her?
What are you doing?
Why do you look like that?
What's up with you?
Hanako, what do you want to talk about?
Actually, Chiyo came back.
What?!
Oh, Chiyo!
I'm sorry for being selfish.
Please let me help you again.
What are you talking about?
This is Chiyo's house!
Chiyo, you finally understand.
Yes.
From now on, I'll teach you everything about Chiyo.
So, Chiyo, are you going to start over with Nakai?
That's right.
Nice to meet you.
Hanako, from now on, I'll take care of Chiyo as Nakai.
I refuse.
Hanako!
Chiyo!
Chiyo, you're so cute.
I'm going crazy.
My arms are shaking.
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
Chiyo's tongue is sticking out of her mouth.
Why is my tongue sticking out of my mouth?
Why is it like that?
And... and...
Even though I held it in once...
After that, I held it in once again.
Hanako, from now on...
Even though I held it in once...
I refuse.
Hanako!
Chiyo will be Hanacho's leader.
She will shake my arms.
What? That's impossible!
No, Chiyo.
From the beginning...
I wanted you to be Chiyo's leader.
Please accept it.
If there's anything I can do...
I'll help you with anything.
Hanako...
Thank you!
Hanako...
Thanks to you...
I can be at ease now.
This is a blessing!
Chiyo...
Do your best.
Leave it to me!
This is terrible!
What's wrong?
Mom... Dad...
He's dead!
What?
What's wrong with you?
Ah!
At the end of the sun...
I heard it!
I'm dying!
What?
I'm dying!
This has been Boke no Hana's NG scene!
Well...
There should be more, but...
There should be, right?
Yes.
Actually...
That's the staff's NG, right?
Ah, that's mine.
That's right.
My voice was high.
I forgot about it.
Didn't you have any?
I didn't have any.
I had a proper meeting with my mother.
You two always have meetings and get serious.
None of you do it.
But you're really passionate about editing, right?
That's right, we are.
But the last one was really hard.
Why do you say "che"?
Why is that?!
My supposed-to-be-alive father is being killed!
And you say "che"?
He's dead!
Yes.
It's unexpected.
Yes.
It's really unexpected.
Yes.
Don't you think so?
Why?
I don't know.
Don't you think so?!
Then make it so!
Hey!
You say "che" even though you're dead!
If you say "let's do this from now on", I'll say "no"!
That's not right!
I'm not saying "let's do this from now on"!
I'm convinced of what you said, but you're not saying "let's do this from now on"!
There's only one "no" in "bokeh".
What?!
Now, let's see what happens in the last scene of "bokeh" episode 12.
After the commercial, we'll see the final scene.
Why is my father in a place like this?
Sadness and surprise were swirling in Hamako's heart.
It's terrible! Who would do such a thing?
Someone call the police!
I'll go!
Why did this happen?
It's terrible!
I don't like this.
It's starting to rain.
The sun said it would rain.
Why do we have to be killed in our kitchen?
I don't know why!
It's okay, Mom.
Mio called the police.
We'll know what's going on soon.
It's too late.
I'll go check.
I'm scared!
Hamako...
It's okay, Kimi.
But...
You were here?
Everyone wants you to go to the square.
Yes!
I understand.
Hamako...
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
It's all right now.
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble, ma'am.
It can't be helped, can it?
Hamako...
You have to pull yourself together, too.
Yes.
Who are you?! Stop right there! Don't threaten me!
No!
She's dead!
No!
Boss!
What should we do?!
How strange...
(door opening and closing)
(train whistle)
Didn't you hear anything?
It's just my imagination.
It's a hard work until the police come, Mom.
(scream)
It's over there.
(laugh)
Oh, what a weather.
Don't scare me.
Well, I finally passed by, so the police will come soon.
Oh, thank you for your hard work.
Have some tea and warm up.
Thank you.
Oh, it's hot.
(laugh)
But I'm glad I'm safe.
Now the police should come.
(scream)
Mom, it's a big deal!
What's up, Mom?
Chio and Mio are...
What did you say?
There are still criminals in this house!
It's dangerous to be alone.
Let's all stay here.
By the way, where is Senkichi?
I'll go and see.
Senkichi!
Senki-san!
Senki-san is...
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Mom!
Mom, calm down!
It's just a power outage!
Give me a candle!
All right, I'll go check on the breaker.
I'll go with you.
Yusuke and Mako, I'm counting on you.
I'm counting on you.
Oh, it's a breaker after all.
It was a breaker after all.
Detective...
Please...
Chuck...
That's the detective's voice!
Let's go!
Mako...
The detective's voice came from the front door.
Let's go!
Who's there?!
Ah!
Kimichi...
Now there are only four of us left.
Kami-san, it's too dangerous for you to stay here any longer.
Call the police.
Kami-san...
Kami-san!
KAMI-SAN
I'm trapped...
What's wrong, Yusuke-san?
Kami-chan...
Come with me.
What?!
Come on!
Yusuke-san!
Hamaoka Hamako-san, right?
Yes.
I'd like you to read it to me.
Yes, sir.
Yusuke, I know I've caused you a lot of trouble...
No...
Hanako...
Akemi...
I'll leave the rest to you.
Yes, sir.
Hey...
It can't be helped.
Everyone's been enjoying themselves.
Let's clean up the workshop.
Yes, sir.
Well, that's it for the summary.
Wow, I'm moved.
You...
What are you talking about?!
You were in it!
It was an accident!
She's dying! She's dying!
She's moving!
She's dead!
You're the only one who's not welcome in the story!
Wow, I didn't know!
You should've done that later!
Is that so?
But...
It's weird. Everyone's happy and happy, but there's nothing to kill.
Yusuke-san...
No, I didn't do anything!
Not at all!
I didn't do anything either!
I was watching TV, too!
Yeah!
Yeah, I was watching TV!
Why me?!
I was touching your legs!
I was scared!
Really?
You were beautiful!
You had a Kado Kawaii in you.
Really?
But when Imada-san got killed, it didn't feel like anything at all!
You were laughing and stuff!
I was laughing and stuff, but...
Why me?!
Seriously!
What do you think that enthusiasm is?!
We've seen Imada-san's brave determination, but...
After this, we'll be giving out Custom Hikaru to improve humans!
Custom Hikaru to improve humans!
Custom Hikaru!
Good morning!
The 22nd time!
We'll be going right away, but next week is the final episode, right?
That's right.
It's before the final episode's last episode.
Now, let's go.
This week's hero is...
This!
Jurassic-san!
It's been a while since you've appeared!
It's Yamato! Hajime-kun!
Oh...
3rd year high school student.
Yes.
Jurassic-san!
Transformation method!
Yes!
Pro golfer... uh, pro golfer...
impersonates a blue-skinned person and transforms.
After that, there's a habit of always impersonating Gohiromi.
That's quite the habit...
Feature!
In the movie "Jurassic Park", the dinosaur that peeks into a room...
Yes!
...thinks that Spielberg made it himself as a model.
When he drinks, he boasts right away.
He's short.
He always apologizes for little things.
I see.
That's...
Jurassic-san!
Now...
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it!
Yes!
Please watch "Custom Hikaru"!
Okay, be quiet, be quiet.
Today's uncalculated class is here.
Even if your parents are here, don't be nervous.
Relax and take the class.
Yes!
Let's get started.
Today we will study four-lettered reading and meaning.
Oh, sorry. Excuse me.
Yes!
(laughs)
(growls)
Be quiet.
Your teacher...
...has become sick...
...so you will be in charge of this class.
I'm Tamura. Nice to meet you.
Let's go!
You're late!
I'm sorry for being late.
If you're late, you can stay in class.
Yes, sir!
What's with you?
My name is Hikaru, the older brother of Wakamatsu Kirari.
Be quiet!
Today...
...we'll learn...
...how and what...
...to read.
First, this!
Does anyone know what it is?
Yes!
What is it?
Yes, sir!
It takes time for a person to be complete.
That's right.
"Taiki Bansui".
You're good!
Next!
Yes!
Does anyone know what it is?
Yes!
Yes, sir!
We'll learn...
...how and what...
...to read.
That's right!
Who are you?
I'm Wakamatsu's son.
Wakamatsu's son?
Yes, he's a good son.
I'm sorry.
Next!
This...
...how and what...
...to read?
Wakamatsu!
Yes!
Wakamatsu!
How and what...
...to read?
Don't you know?
This is...
Idiot!
Well, Mr. Kotori, please tell me how to read it and what it means.
I'm Hitoshi Matsumoto. I'm from downtown.
I have a hair curler.
Stop it! Stop it, you bastard!
What's with you? Stop that character, you bastard!
You're annoying! What is it, brother?
I've been listening to you for a while now. Is it okay for you to get carried away?
What? Is it okay now?
What is it? What is it?
It's easy for other students.
Don't get carried away and embarrass me!
Who are you to treat me like this?
What?
You're a fake teacher, aren't you?
Well, it's better for a fake teacher to speak clearly.
You're annoying!
Don't get carried away!
What's wrong with you?
You're annoying!
It's too late for you to realize it now!
Transform!
Okay!
Today's transformation is a little different.
What is it?
From impersonating Aoki Hisao...
What is it?
From impersonating Aoki Hisao...
What is it?
From impersonating Aoki Hisao...
No. 17, right?
Finish him!
Jurassic Sun!
Have you seen Jurassic Park?
I was the one who took out the dinosaur model from Jurassic Park and put it in his room.
You're funny!
You're a funny guy!
This is how you do it!
But you...
This is it!
What is it?
This is what's happening today!
I can even walk on you!
You...
Which one?
The one on your back.
This one?
Why?!
It's embarrassing!
You're crazy!
That's enough of today's battle!
Today's battle is...
Badminton!
Today's mood is...
Badminton game!
Now, are you ready?
Yes!
Today, we'll be playing badminton!
Okay!
But the rules are a little different.
Look at this net.
There's a hole here.
If you pass the net through this hole...
You get points.
Got it?
Yes.
There are five bats in total.
The one with the most points wins in the end!
Okay!
Now, please decide!
You know how to play, don't you?
I'll go first!
Which one is the ball?
Let's start with Tokira!
Okay!
Let's go!
Game...
Start!
Tokira wins!
Pass me the badminton!
Badminton!
Yes!
Banana!
What?!
Oh!
Banana!
Oh!
That banana guy is a pervert!
I love bananas!
Where is it?!
It's a banana!
I got it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wow!
You're cool!
Now, from the serve of students...
Start!
Wow!
I got in!
You did?
No, no!
What did you do? I saw it with my own eyes and threw it away!
No way!
What kind of person are you?! You're disgusting!
What kind of rock 'n' roll is that?!
Don't make fun of me!
Hey, rock 'n' roll!
Rock 'n' roll!
OK, let's go!
Please laugh instead of me!
OK, let's go!
Time's up!
Ouch!
Get up! Get up!
OK, let's go!
Cut it out!
It's disgusting!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Cut!
Cut it out!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Cut it out!
Calm down! It's fun!
Let's go!
Cut it out!
I lost today, so I'd like to take off your hat you're wearing today!
Cut it out!
I'm not going anywhere!
Alright, let's go!
Okay, we're done! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Um, can you put the kids in the locker room?
The kids are in the back! I'll leave them there!
Okay, we're done!
Can we eat mochi?
Oh, good!
One more time! One more time! One more time!
Is it okay if we do it five times?
No, it's fine!
Here, mochi! Mochi!
Here, mochi!
Here you go!
Okay, Matsumoto-san's lever!
Here you go!
No! No! No!
It's in! It's in! It's in!
Okay, we're done!
One more time! Let's go to the glasses!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
Okay, we're done!
Let's do it!
Matsumoto-kun! Put it in the locker room!
I'll leave it there!
Leave it there!
Hey, Ima-chan!
Yes?
I'm going to win today!
Onii-chan!
Ah!
Idiot!
Jurassic Sun was broken.
The blackboard that I saw in such sadness was not Hikaru, but only Akira Fire.
Now, let's see Hikaru's past before he left.
Next week, please.
Last week, it was decided.
The last important one.
So, today, we met Osanee-san.
Yes.
Well, we showed you our bohemian sensibility.
We showed you our energy.
Yes.
If you have another story, how about your variety show?
I love it.
It was very fun.
So, Osanee-san, thank you very much.
(Applause)
Well, in our show, there was only Osanee-san who was given by the guide except for this member.
Thank you very much.
So, next week is October 3rd.
Why?
Isn't it next week?
Yes.
Next week is not October 3rd yet, is it?
No, it's not.
What will you do next week?
I'm worried. I'm worried.
Who are you talking about?
Who are you talking about, you brat?
I'm Yohgo-san.
I'm worried about you.
I'm worried about you, too.
So, let's meet again next October 31st.
Thank you very much.
(Applause)
Nisshin Foods
Provided by Maiden Company.