AISubs v3.5
Captain, you must be tired. Please rest for a while.
- No, it's not like that. - Are you all right?
But you can rest assured now.
Even if there is an alien in this ship, I will defeat it in karate.
- It's an alien! - Huh?
- It's not there. - It's a joke.
- I'm only grateful for what you said. - It's a bad joke, Shigeru.
Captain, please leave the rest to me and rest.
- Well, I'll leave it to you. - This is bad. The engine pressure is dropping a lot.
- Huh? Shall we go and see? - I'll go with you.
(SCREAMS)
"p" and "g"
"kirindi" valet
"misshi" food
"meiden" train
provided by "rock"
"kero" special
"grandpa" scream competition!
To commemorate this occasion, grandpa and his friends have gathered to scream.
I see.
So it's like this. A scream special.
Yes, yes.
Well, you'll be judging.
I see.
Then, let's see today's grandpa's scream!
These eight people will now begin the battle.
Guest judges have also been decided.
In the entertainment world, these people are known for their loudness.
Let's go! Shigeru Matsuzaki and Morikubi Kato!
These two are known for their loudness.
The other day, for the first time in my life, I was told about love.
It's incredible!
- I've got goosebumps. - I'm glad. - It's cold. - It's cold.
- I'm glad. - You're loud, too. - You're loud, too, right, Koizumi? - I'm quiet. - You're loud.
- I'm hungry. - You're hungry, right? - Koizumi, you're like a butt here.
- That's nice. - When I open my mouth, I get hair and blood.
- Thank you for coming today. - Thank you for having me. - Please have a seat.
Now, let me briefly explain the rules of the loudness competition.
One by one, please stand in front of the microphone.
This roulette has a genre written on it.
The genre of loudness.
When you're told to stop, you stop.
When you're told what to do in a certain situation, you say it and you speak up.
Those who have said 80 or more words are considered loud.
By the way, in Shibuya, 90 words are allowed.
- That's noisy. - Right.
So more than 80% of you have passed, so one of you will be the winner.
Let's decide.
Sounds good?
Well, let's get started!
First of all, Keisaburo!
Keisaburo Nakamoto-san, 80 years old.
Ex-tateguya-san.
Yes.
Doll teacher.
And gateball first-class judge.
Okay, Keisaburo-san, let's go.
I'll spin the roulette now, so please say "stop" when you're ready.
Okay, roulette, start!
Stop!
You're great!
Let's go, Keisaburo-san!
Stop!
Hundred and eleven...
Keisaburo-san!
Why? Don't you like it?
I don't like sweet things.
Keisaburo-san, do you drink?
I don't.
You don't even drink?
Keisaburo-san!
It's your first time, isn't it?
What about you?
What's fun about it? That's what's most fun about it!
I understand.
I think you all think so.
Why do you say that?
It's a lie.
You passed with hundred and eleven points.
Yes, thank you.
Congratulations.
The second one is Tomogawa-san!
Tomogawa-san!
Well, Tomogawa-san...
Well, well...
Tomogawa-san!
Former...
police officer...
What?!
Kendo Godan.
Godan!
Are you confident about this?
No, not really...
but I'll do my best!
Now!
Let's spin the roulette!
Go ahead!
Please stop at the right place!
Stop!
Tomogawa-san passed!
Now...
Tomogawa-san has a card!
Let's see what you'll say.
Shall we say it in English?
Yes.
Here we go, Tomogawa-san.
One, two...
Thirty!
Eighty!
Where have you been all this time?
You've been causing trouble all day, haven't you?
Oh, you caught me!
What are you talking about?!
Thank you very much.
Are you really a police officer?
Congratulations!
Now, let's move on.
Next is Mr. Kios, please!
Cute! Mr. Kios is cute!
Mr. Taniguchi Kios.
Until the age of 70, he was a carpenter.
But now, his skin looks like Rex's.
Cute!
Now, let's have Mr. Kios give it a stop.
Roulette, start!
Go!
I want to hold you, talent!
Now, go ahead!
I love you, Hanako!
At 66 years of age!
I love you, Hanako!
At least say 'I love you, Hanako!'
Out of all of your songs, you chose "Hanako", didn't you?
Yes, I did it on "Asahi Broadcast" the other day.
What did you do?
I proposed.
You proposed?
Yes, and I got rejected.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Now, Mr. Naoya, please.
At 29 years of age!
Mr. Naoya Sugi, at 89 years of age!
Oh, you're young!
He is still the best gateball player in this tournament.
Do you play gateball?
Yes, I do.
What?
Can you hit it properly like this?
I'm good at it.
You're good at it?
Now, go ahead!
The name of your first love!
The name of my first love...
Now, Mr. Naoya, please shout out your first love's name loudly.
Mr. Naoya, go ahead!
Serizawa...
...seo!
Serizawa...
...seo!
Serizawa...
...seo is your first love, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
How old were you when you first fell in love with him?
I was five years old.
Oh, you were five years old.
He was your first love.
You remembered his name, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Anyway, congratulations.
Thank you.
Now, go ahead!
Mr. Sezo, please!
Okay, Mr. Sezo in the back!
Tendon ballroom dancing, women love it! (Tendon ballroom dancing, women love it!)
Do you still go out and talk to girls in the city?
Yes, I do! This is the most fun!
So, Eriho...
What do you talk to first?
Hey, sis, can you wait for me?
Shut up!
Let's spin the roulette!
Roulette, start!
Okay, Mr. Sezo, let's go!
Go!
Oh, there's a real one!
Oh, come on...
Oh, let me hold it for you, okay?
That's too much!
Please hold it for me with a loud voice.
Okay, Mr. Sezo, go ahead!
This is great!
It was difficult, wasn't it?
Yes, Mr. Fujiwara, go ahead!
Now, let's go to Mr. Moto!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Now, Mr. Moto.
Mr. Moto of Muran.
Former opera singer of Fujiwara Tragedy Orchestra.
Now, let's have him play for us! Go ahead!
Mr. Moto of Muran.
Former opera singer of Fujiwara Tragedy Orchestra.
Now, Mr. Moto.
Your first love's name, please.
Now, Mr. Moto.
Your first love's name, please.
Go ahead!
Haruko and Mariko!
That was the last one, but it's 58. What a shame!
Did you fall in love with an old man again?
I guess so.
What a shame. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Finally, let's welcome Mr. Odinger!
Mr. Odinger!
Mr. Odinger, 79 years old.
When you were young, you were a professional swimmer.
But now you're active in commercials and such.
That's right.
Isn't that amazing?
Hey!
You're amazing in commercials and such!
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
You don't have to be shy about it.
You're older than me...
...so don't worry about it.
I see.
You'll be fine.
I'm still young.
Mr. Odinger, here we go.
We'll spin the roulette, so please say "stop" when you're ready.
Roulette, start!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Shall we say "favorite TV show"?
Mr. Odinger, your favorite TV show...
...here we go!
"Gantan no Gutei Kanji"!
What a shame.
Yes, yes.
Well, see you later.
See you.
Mr. Odinger...
Mr. Odinger, it's your first time here, right?
Mr. Naoe, Mr. Seizo, Mr. Tomokazu and Mr. Keisaburo.
Four of you have passed.
The scores don't matter at all.
Let's have the three of you pick a winner among the four of you.
Now, everyone, you've got the results, haven't you?
Now, let's have Mr. Matsumoto announce the winner.
Please.
Number five, Mr. Suzuki.
Mr. Suzuki, Mr. Naoe, congratulations on your victory!
Mr. Suzuki, congratulations on your victory!
Now, Mr. Naoe, please let Mr. Matsumoto, the judge, give you a present.
What is it?
Well, it's something like this.
Now, Mr. Tomokazu and Mr. Keisaburo, can you go over there for a moment?
Now, Mr. Naoe, congratulations.
Now, Mr. Suzuki, please announce the winner.
Only you, Mr. Naoe, only you!
Shigeru Matsuzaki and Mori kun will sing "Memory of Love" in a capella!
Now, please sing, Mr. Matsumoto!
Are you trying it now?
[Singing "Fushii Jinseiyo"]
It's time!
Melos didn't come after all!
Execute him!
Yes, sir!
Wait, Your Majesty!
He will definitely come! He will definitely come back here!
What are you saying?!
There's no way there's someone who deliberately comes to execute you!
Execute him!
Yes, sir!
Wait for me!
Melos!
Melos has just returned!
You've returned well!
Yes, Your Majesty! Thank you!
I couldn't find my friends!
Alright!
It's time!
Execute him!
Violence squad, chase them!
Get out of this city as soon as you can!
Get out!
Get out of here!
Get out of this city!
What are you trying to do?!
Help me!
Wait!
The Emperor's back!
Who are you?!
Emperor's back!
Alright, let's go!
Yakuza's bad guys!
Do your best!
Okay!
Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best!
Yakuza's bad guys!
(laughs)
(music)
About singing,
In elementary school, during music class,
I learned how to play the flute.
At that time, I learned the phrase "la la la la la"
Actually.
(laughs)
So, on my way home from school,
I practiced the phrase many times with my friends.
It's very difficult.
Did you play it well?
Not really.
So we practiced the phrase many times.
Then you will play it for me?
Yes, I will play it for you today.
(laughs)
In elementary school, I was called "tatebue shan" (laughs)
Really?
There is a test, isn't there?
Yes, there is.
My grades were perfect.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's perfect.
(laughs)
(music)
(sing a song)
Jesse, sing a song.
Captain Hook!
I brought my daughter with me!
You're here, Wendy!
You look so cute!
What are you doing?
Don't touch me with your dirty hands!
How disgusting!
It's too late! No one will come to save you!
What are you saying?
Peter Pan will come and save you!
Pan, you say?
I'll beat you up with one blow, you bastards!
Indeed!
Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?
Wait!
Are you bullying your friends like that again?
Wait!
What will you do with your elementary school grades?
I was worried about you!
I won't forget you for the rest of my life!
Mark! Mark, I'm scared of you!
What's wrong with him?
Stop it!
I'm scared of you!
I'm scared!
Mark, I'm scared of you!
What are you doing?
I've had enough of you!
I've had enough of you! Stop it!
Are you kidding me?
Yes, yes! Failure is failure!
Failure is failure!
Mark! Mark!
Mark!
What's wrong with you?
Mark!
Gagun! Gagun! Gagun!
What's wrong with you?
Are you stupid?
It's you!
Are you stupid?
Yes, you are stupid.
The End
Hamako was chased out of Hana-cho due to her father's debt.
She didn't know what would happen to her or what she should do.
What's wrong with you? You don't look well.
Come and eat some oden.
No, thank you.
Come on!
I don't know what happened, but you'll feel better when you're full.
Come on!
Don't do that!
Look at me!
Here you go.
Thank you.
You too, sis.
Thank you.
Here you go.
You all look happy. Did something good happen?
No, nothing good happened.
Yakesa-kun?
Yeah.
This year, we got too many sardines and the boat sank.
Now we can't get out of the water and we're throwing them away.
It's not fair for us fishermen.
You're throwing them away?
Yeah.
Go to the port and see for yourself.
They're thrown away like mountains.
Then we have to catch them.
We can't live without catching them.
If you work hard, good things will always happen.
Isn't that right, sis?
Even in hard times, Hamako was encouraged by the fishermen who cheered for them.
Thank you for your trouble.
This is one million yen that my father borrowed and five hundred thousand yen for another vehicle.
Please check it.
One hundred and fifty thousand yen?
Yes.
This is not enough.
What?
You know, you have to be reasonable for the money you borrowed.
Yes.
Ten thousand yen and ten thousand yen.
I've had enough of you.
Bring me one million yen more.
One million yen?
I can't pay you that kind of money.
You won't pay me?
It's not like I won't pay you, but...
As soon as you have the money...
How are you going to make that money?
There are many ways to make money.
Instead of that, can you invest this one million yen in me?
Invest it?
Yes.
Don't mess with me, you idiot!
No...
Hey!
What's with that loud voice?
I don't want you to mess with me like that.
No...
I...
To pay you back one million yen...
I want you to seriously think about it and invest it in me!
Invest it?
Yes!
Oh...
You say funny things.
Okay, well...
Listen to me.
Yes.
Oh my God!
I can finally laugh!
I'm so happy you came out, Hamako!
From now on, Chiyo...
As your young wife...
I'll take care of everything for you.
Leave it to me.
I'll pay you back as soon as I can.
Wow!
That's great!
You're the best, Chiyo!
That's right!
Brother, brother...
Why don't you tell your mother about this idea?
Hey...
Hey, hey...
What is it, Chiyo?
The idea is...
Actually...
...to sell our food in a big department store in Tokyo.
If you go there, our name will be known all over the country.
If you go there, your clothes will roll in.
Okay, I got it, Chiyo.
I'll leave it to you.
Do it as you like.
Leave it to me?
Leave it to me!
Idiot!
Sardines?
Yes.
There are too many sardines in the port ahead, and they're in trouble.
Oh, I see. There are too many this year...
...and sardines are just cheap.
Yes.
So we buy the sardines and sell them at high prices.
Hey, hey, Chiyo.
No matter what you do with sardines, they're just sardines.
They can't be sold at high prices.
They can't be sold as food...
...but we sell them as fertilizer for farmers.
Fertilizer?
Yes.
Fertilizers made of sardines have been sold as good fertilizer for a long time.
So I'm sure they'll buy them at a good price.
If you do that, you can pay me back...
...a million yen in debt and a million yen in interest right away.
And as a return for your investment...
...I'll give you 20% of the profit.
Oh, I see. That's good.
That's a good deal.
But what if it doesn't work out?
In that case...
...I'll give up because I don't have the right mindset.
Sell them or whatever...
...do whatever you like.
I like you.
Yes.
You can do whatever you like.
Thank you!
Boss, is that okay?
Yes, I like this woman.
But, miss...
Yes?
I'd like you to do me a favor.
A favor?
Yes.
Two more cups of green tea, please.
Yes, sir!
Hey, you guys. You're finally back to normal.
Everything goes well without you, Mr. Hamako.
That's right!
From now on, you all have to work hard and work hard!
Yes, sir!
Shut up!
It's okay. I just drank a little.
Hamako...
Hamako!
If you were Hamako, you'd have left.
What?
You abandoned this house because of your debt.
Where's Hamako?
(sigh)
Mr. Hamago, this is the snack we were talking about earlier.
You can rebuild this place as you like.
I can rebuild this place?
Yes, you can do whatever you like with it.
Profit is decided.
If there is a loss, you will pay for it.
What is it?
What do you think?
Rebuild the crushed snack.
Do you have such a desire?
But now, you have no choice but to bet on it, Mr. Hamago.
It's been a long time!
I'm sorry, I'm busy.
By the way, where is Mom?
Mom?
She's not here.
She quit.
She quit?
She went to many places to buy snacks.
I see. It must have been hard for her.
Yes, so she changed.
She changed?
I'm going to change, too.
Mom?
Hello, I'm Hamada.
I'm Hamada. Hello.
Momo.
I'm Hamada. Hello, Momo.
Idiot!
Idiot.
No! Idiot!
Idiot.
No! Idiot!
Idiot.
Scotch!
No!
Scotch!
No!
Scotch!
No!
Idiot!
What do you want to do?
Thank you for coming!
Do you want to see this week's hero?
I'll say it.
Before you say it...
Ah, I got it.
Do you want to see it?
Do you want me to see it?
Don't you regret it?
Why would I regret it?
If you say you'll see it...
Let's see this week's hero.
This week's hero is...
Tonosama Zaurus!
Yuuya Uchida-kun, 53 years old!
What is this episode about?
Well, well...
If you don't ask me, I don't know.
Today's writer is...
Yuuya Uchida-san!
Welcome!
[Applause and cheering]
Nice to meet you.
Have you ever...
Me?
What?
Are we friends?
You're lying!
We're Pinspot, aren't we?
You're lying!
I'm really sorry about today.
Yuuya-san, like I said earlier...
Yes?
This is...
Your second "Uu" is kind of sloppy, isn't it?
It's not a picture, but...
No, you always have wonderful long hair.
Well, now...
For the sake of my next action...
Yes?
It's time for me to be patient...
Yes?
You're a weirdo!
You...
I'm not like this all the time...
You're lying!
Why are you such a weirdo?
Yes?
Am I not allowed to be rude?
Of course you are...
That's why, Yuuya-san...
There are a lot of things I don't understand, so I have to ask you...
Actually...
It's the face of the seven leaders of the cabinet.
- This part, right? - Yes!
From the left...
Eda, Ishida, Hada...
Hosokawa, Takemura...
Yamahana, Ouchi...
- It's like this... - I see...
And on the other side...
Yes?
It's all Ozawa Ichiro's face...
It's not fashionable...
- It's like this, right? - Yes...
This Osawa chief...
Yes?
For some reason...
Yes?
He likes a song called "White Blanket" in rock and roll...
I see...
I requested that we use "white blanket" as the theme...
I see...
I requested it...
Yes!
Well, Yuuya-san...
- In the front... - Yes...
Yuuya-san wrote it...
"Tono-san is still editing "Zaurus"...
Yes...
So we'd like you to watch it with us!
Please watch "Custom Hikaru" by Kaizo Ningen!
Who is it?! Who is it?!
I hate such girls!
What are you doing, so sloppy?!
What?!
You girls shouldn't be watching TV like that, scattering things around like that!
Shut up and...
Oh, right!
Go and learn how to make tea!
What's with you all of a sudden?!
What's with you writing all of a sudden on page four of the script?!
Learn how to make tea!
If you do that, all kinds of things will be taught to you!
If you don't know what I mean!
That's right! Do it!
I don't want to!
It's not "I don't want to"!
Huh?!
Come here!
Let's go home already!
What?!
Don't be so sloppy like that!
You're not going home!
Learn how to make tea properly!
Thank you for waiting.
Please have a seat.
Thank you for waiting.
I am Sado Gokusenke Gokunobo Hamako.
This is the first impact.
This is the second and the third.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
She has a bad attitude.
How old is she?
She is 18 years old.
18 years old?
She opened it again.
Have fun.
If you do like this, I will put you in jail.
What is he doing?
Let's do it.
Really?
Yes.
Please do it.
I don't know.
I will do it.
What are you doing?
I am sorry.
What are you doing?
I am sorry.
I don't like this.
Wow!
Sit down, you!
What is it?
Please drink it.
What is it?
You are a gogura, aren't you?
What?
You are a gogura, aren't you?
Who? Me?
Me?
Yes.
Gogura?
Yes.
You are a gogura, aren't you?
You are always quiet.
Who is quiet?
Fushikana.
Do you transform often?
I transform quite often.
Do you transform often?
I was thinking of doing it today.
Do you want to do it?
If you want to do it, I will do it.
I don't like it!
If you want to do it, I will do it.
Then do it.
Do you want to do it?
What do you want me to do?
Let's go!
Don't be impatient!
I have fallen!
[The song is "Mockingjay"]
Mockingjay!
I don't know the song.
I don't know it at all.
Somehow or other.
I can press this button on the back.
I don't know it at all.
It's similar to "Mockingjay", isn't it?
Yes.
I see.
That's good.
Well, you know...
Well...
It would be nice if we could enjoy playing games.
You...
What?
You should be more enthusiastic!
No, no, it's fine.
Well, then...
Let's play today's game.
What is today's topic?
Today's topic is...
Yes!
Well...
I was on the boom...
Yes!
And I played like this!
Yes!
This way!
Kick, kick, shot, clean!
Yeah!
Wait!
Yeah!
Wait!
Don't hit me!
What?
I didn't think about it.
Well, do you want me to hit you?
Do you want me to hit you?
Welcome back!
You guys can't get along with each other anymore.
Don't be shy!
You guys are really fighting.
I didn't know.
I didn't say anything.
Today we will fight with soccer.
Of course we will use soccer, but we can't use our hands.
Okay.
Shoot at the opponent's goal.
After you shoot, you have to hit the ball you want to hit.
Got it?
Got it!
Okay!
Start!
Imitation!
OK!
Start!
Imitation!
Start!
Imitation!
End!
Kentai Gai!
All right! Tomorrow is Kentai Gai!
I'll do my best!
End!
Kentai Gai!
All right! Tomorrow is Kentai Gai!
I'll do my best!
All right! Tomorrow is Kentai Gai!
I'll do my best!
(Music)
(Whistle)
(Music)
(Panting)
Yes, please open your mouth.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes. Yes, a little bigger.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
(Screaming)
Stop it! Stop it!
Matsumoto-kun, hand, free kick!
Free kick!
End!
Go away! Go away!
I'm alone!
I'm doing it alone!
I'm going home!
Free kick!
Brother!
It's open!
Brother!
What will happen to you?
I lost...
Brother!
I really wanted to win, but it's hard to move.
It's hard to move in order to fight.
I'm sorry for saying such a thing.
No, it's not like that.
If you say such a thing, it's like I'm not funny.
It's tough, isn't it?
It's tough.
Everyone, please stand up.
Could you look at me for a moment?
First of all, this one.
Here you go.
Okage-chan!
This one...
...is called "fufufun".
Is it?
Next one!
Okage-chan!
Next one!
Okage-chan!
Next one!
Okage-chan!
It doesn't matter who wrote it or how old it is.
It's only four copies.
There's nothing we can do about it.
Even if you say "Okage-chan", it's a little...
If it's like this, "Tono-sama-zaurus" is better, isn't it?
What?
"Tono-sama-zaurus" was only round.
This one is still...
I don't like it.
Next time, Okage-chan will appear in a video.
That's it!