AISubs v3.5
Two strike!
Strike!
- Time! - Time!
Damn it! I got chased by two strikes!
Nine times, two outs and one run.
If I get a home run here, it's a reversal.
If I get a home run...
If I get a home run, I don't need to live!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
What are you doing?
You're a devil!
I am a devil!
What's a devil?
You said that if you get a home run, you don't need to live!
- I did. - Is it true?
It's true!
If you get a home run, you don't need to live!
I don't care if I don't live!
All right, deal made!
I will grant you that wish!
But I will take your life!
All right!
Ha-ha-ha!
Gura-gura-gura!
Bang!
Now you can get a home run!
If you really get a home run, you don't need to live!
If you get a home run, you don't need to live!
All right!
All right...
What are you doing?
Gura-gura-gura! Bang!
Bang!
You're a devil!
Hey!
Hey you!
Gura-gura-gura! Bang!
This program is...
"Lotte".
"T & G", "Kirinbi Barrage", "Nisshin Food", provided by Mayday.
He is the one who wrote "Japan's best".
Michiyaman Tanami is Mr.Narumoto!
He is also very popular in girls' league.
So, how long will you, the first queen, keep doing this?
Yes!
So, let's get started!
The entrance of four teams!
(Cheering)
Now, it's time for the first queen to enter!
Michiyaman Tanami!
And finally, representing Japan, Wakata Peche Michi Gohan Team!
And finally, the three girls who will receive the tradition of the Kani Gata Owarai Chai, Gyakkuren Goen!
And finally, representing Japan, Yuuya Yoyoyama Goen!
And finally, representing Japan, the four teams will fight today!
Um, first of all, we should have gathered beautiful girls today, but...
Wait a minute, Sensei!
Aren't we all beautiful?
Well, yes...
Why do you have an accordion?!
And you're doing it so you won't lose!
That's right!
Nice to meet you.
Um, if you want to know more about it, you should ask before the match!
Now, which team will be the first team in the women's league to enter Japan?!
Let's start with the first round!
And now, the first match of the first round...
Shinigami Team!
Now, then...
Originally, it's three against three.
That's right.
This time, it's four against four.
Since it's four against four, one of you will have to leave.
That's right.
Let's have you decide who will leave.
Both teams, okay?
Both teams, please decide.
Hurry up!
If we all leave, we won't be able to do it.
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm counting on you.
I didn't ask you.
You bastard!
I'm being told important things.
I understand!
If you say you don't want to do it, then all four of you will do it.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Hurry up!
You can't do it!
Hurry up!
Okay, all four of you will do it!
You can't do it!
Shut up!
As I always say, if you light a fire, you lose.
That's right!
If you say you don't want to do it...
You can't do it!
You can't do it like that!
You can't do it!
Okay, get ready!
If you light a fire, you lose!
Hurry up!
You bastard!
Light it up!
Hurry up!
Okay, go!
Light it up!
Ready!
Go!
Lower! Lower!
Lower! Lower! Lower!
It's not over! Go for it! Go for it!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
It's big!
It's coming up! It's coming up!
Pull! Pull! Pull!
The second match
The second match of the first round!
First of all, here is Chakkiri Girls Team!
Chakkiri! Chakkiri! Chakkiri! Chakkiri! Girls!
They flew away!
So, how are you feeling today?
I'm doing my best!
She's doing her best!
The show is a wolf cut!
We won't lose!
She's a great senior.
I'm moved by your song.
It's better than listening to a bad song.
What kind of song is that?
We won't lose!
The first match is the three girls' team!
What's that?
He's not an old man.
What's that?
It's mine.
The first match is the three girls' team versus...
...the three girls' team.
Get ready.
Sorry!
Show, come over here.
Okay!
He's very active.
Hands down and ready!
Flower Queen Cup Finals
Now, Flower Queen Cup Finals!
Now, the final match is Kopo vs Chucky Ribsmet.
Yes, yes.
What do you think of this match?
Oh, what a match for a queen!
Isn't it beautiful, this pink kimono?
Are you kidding me?
This is...
Is it just a kimono?
No, no, this pink goes well with a hugki.
Can I?
Chucky Ribsmet
Now, this team...
Earlier we had four people, but now we have three each.
Can we have one person for each team?
Yes, yes.
Please decide.
Well...
Rock, paper, scissors?
Rock, paper, scissors.
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Oh, I lost!
Flower Queen Cup Finals!
Yes!
Then let's have them do it.
Yes.
Yes!
Yes, stand by!
Yes!
Finals!
Congratulations!
The winner of the championship is Joe Hanano!
Congratulations!
Don't call me "yo"!
Congratulations!
Anaronyo Cup!
[Laughter]
[Music and Laughter]
[Applause]
[Drum roll]
What's up with you?
What's up?
What's up with you today?
Go take a bath already.
What?
Go take a bath.
It's fine, it's not fine.
What's wrong with you? You just called me.
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
Dad! Dad!
What are you doing?
I told you to come in.
Dad!
What are you doing?
Aren't you bored? Take off your clothes!
Are you scared of me?
What are you doing?
Wait!
Wake up!
What's wrong with you?
Why do you change your clothes every day?
Do you do that every day?
What's wrong with you?
You're so mean! Take it off!
What's wrong with you?
You can't take it off here!
What's wrong with you? You're still acting, mom!
I'm not acting!
Go away!
Maybe you're going to be an older brother soon.
What's wrong with you?
Get out of here!
I'm not taking it off!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, brother?
Brother?
What?
Now, let's have them sing a song.
It's a hit song of the 1950s.
Kenji Sawada's "Tokio".
Here you go.
Whales are flying.
It's a dreamlike chanson doll.
My mother is a dreamlike chanson doll.
Japanese people sing it a lot, don't they?
My mother listens to it.
When I was little, I listened to it and thought it was a very cool song.
I didn't know it was a French song.
In fact, the composer of this dreamlike chanson doll is Serge Gainsbourg.
I thought Gainsbourg was cool.
You sound like an old man somewhere.
Gainsbourg...
I thought the song was very cool.
I've always wanted to sing it in karaoke.
But it's not easy to sing a song this time.
I'd like you two to enjoy it.
It's a corner for this kind of thing.
People who are tired of karaoke.
A little strange karaoke corner for tired entertainers.
I'm looking forward to it.
This world is like a rose-colored bonbon, isn't it?
Anyone can hear my song
Everyone can see me
Anyone, anytime, while smiling
Listen to my song and dance
Everyone seems to be having fun
But true love is only in songs
I want to kiss someone wonderful
Excuse me, Mr. Hamada.
The production director would like to say hello.
Oh, really?
May I?
Yes, of course.
Excuse me.
Director!
Yes?
Excuse me, please.
Oh, don't worry about it.
Yes.
Oh, come on in, come on in.
Oh, hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Are you busy?
Well, well.
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, no problem.
You know, my daughter came here today.
Oh, did she?
She's your big fan.
Oh, is that so?
My wife and my daughter are all your fans.
Oh, I see.
May I?
Oh, of course.
Nacchan.
I'm not going to bite you.
Okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't do that, Nacchan!
Nacchan, you're embarrassed.
No, no, Nacchan.
Okay?
Nacchan, say hello properly.
Say hello.
Hey, hey.
Are you not going to bite me?
What is it?
Oh, no, no.
Oh, my daughter brought me a present.
I don't like it, but I'm going to eat it.
Here you go.
Don't be shy.
Here you go.
Nacchan, Nacchan, you brought me udon again.
Udon.
Here you go.
Koi-chan brought me...
She brought me...
She wrapped me up.
She wrapped me up again.
Here you go, my daughter.
Here you go.
Nacchan, let's take a picture.
Let's take a picture.
Since we're here...
Even at school, Hamada-kun and Hamada-kun are always talking.
Nacchan!
What is it?
There's a tablecloth.
Oh, wait.
Hamada-kun, do you have a tablecloth?
Take it.
Nacchan, let's take a picture.
Okay?
You brought me to school again.
It's embarrassing.
What is it?
There's nothing wrong with it.
Oh, Hamada-kun, is it a mask?
I won't bite you.
I won't bite you yet.
Let's take a picture.
Okay?
Come here for a second.
I'm sorry.
Nacchan!
Are you okay?
Nacchan!
Here you are.
Thank you.
You can eat it now.
Here you are.
Sorry.
Nacchan!
Natsuko!
Nacchan, I'm sorry.
It's almost over. I was looking forward to taking pictures with you.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry. Don't lie down.
It's okay. Don't lie down.
Nacchan!
Show me your face.
Nacchan, show me your face.
Yes, yes.
Smile! Smile! Yes, yes!
You look like a demon.
Okay.
One plus one is...
Two!
Nacchan!
Natsuko!
What are you doing?
What do you want?
Say it!
Come on! Say it!
I'm not doing it.
I'll...
I'll shoot you!
Who will shoot you?
Get out of here!
Ouch!
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Fish or chicken?
Er... Chicken, please!
OK!
Ah! You came early!
I'm hungry!
Ouch!
Kitora!
Fish or chicken?
Chicken, please!
No!
Fish!
No, chicken!
Two, two, chicken!
No!
What are you doing?
Oh, no!
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to do my best!
Kenichi chases back a yakuza who came to collect debt from his father.
It seemed like peace had returned to Hana-cho.
But...
Dad, I'm in trouble!
What's up, Akemi?
A yakuza came by this morning.
They told me to wrap myself in a bandage and call the police.
What are you doing?!
Huh? It's six months old!
What are you going to do with it?
Wait a minute!
I'll think about the money.
Don't give me such a big excuse!
Don't mess with me!
You're injured like this.
I'll pay you 1.5 million yen, including debt and medical expenses.
I don't have that kind of money!
And speaking of which, it's because of this yakuza's father.
Even if you say it's my Kenichi's fault...
Um... that's right.
Um... please tell Ms. Tamako everything about it.
Shut up!
I only need you to pay me.
Ms. Tamako, will you pay me?
I'll work hard and pay you back little by little.
Don't talk like you're making a profit!
I need 1.5 million yen right now!
Even if you say it like that...
If you give me 1.5 million yen...
I think we can open this shop.
Right, Ms. Tamako?
Don't say stupid things like that!
I won't do anything for a woman like you!
That's right!
If you're going to do that...
I have an idea, too!
Sorry for bothering you.
Work hard and pay me back little by little!
Okay!
Yakuza
Since that day, harassment against Hana-cho has begun.
Like an electric chair, yakuzas came in.
As a result of their violent behavior, customers gradually withdrew.
Excuse me.
Hamago-san.
Yes.
Do you have a grudge against Hana-cho?
No.
Thanks to that yakuza, Hana-cho is closed.
It's all your fault!
What are you going to do?
I know.
Are you going to close this shop that your father started?
What are you going to do?
What are you doing here at this hour?
A yakuza comes here and I can't do anything about it.
I'm sorry. I'll do something about it.
Do something about it?
What can you do against a yakuza?
What can you do?
Kenichi...
I can't do anything about it.
Tamako, your wife is calling you.
Get out of my way!
Is something wrong, ma'am?
Mr. Hamako, here's 1,500,000 yen.
Use this money to talk to that yakuza guy.
Mom, this much money...
As they said, God has made money for Hanachou's property.
Instead of that, I want you to leave this house for today.
Mom...
In other words, you have no choice.
You've caused Hanachou so much trouble. You can't just sit there and do nothing!
Mom, Keiichi and I...
Of course we know!
Keiichi also loves you very much!
You're such a coward!
Get out of Hanachou!
Hanachou
In exchange for 1,500,000 yen, Hanachou was chased by Hamako.
Her whereabouts were full of unmeasurable anxiety.
This is the first time I've seen you sing.
You're too excited!
Who are you?
What do you want?
Who are you? Say it louder!
Well, today's...
Wow!
You made me scared!
Well, today's song is...
This one!
"Maharaja Yoga Yoga".
Composed by Futoshi Ishikawa, a third-year student.
I see.
Translation method.
Yes.
When you feel like transforming,
a pheromone bursts out of your body.
That pheromone goes up in the sky like steam once,
and slowly dissolves as a small liquid pressure.
In Africa, pheromones rain.
When those pheromones rain on you,
you girls fall in love.
You girls form a group of girls.
And you girls pee a lot.
That pee becomes steam at once,
goes up in the sky like a small liquid pressure,
and slowly floats up in the sky.
In Japan, girls pee rain.
When Hikaru pees that rain,
he transforms himself by saying "beautiful transformation".
You're too excited!
- Live! - Yes.
"This summer is like a movie," I think.
"Men are wolves," I always think I'm a wolf.
That's who he is!
- Well, he's an Indian hero, right? - Seems like it.
- Thank you. - Now, let's watch it!
- Yes. - Please watch "Kaito Ningen Customical"!
Kaito Ningen Customical
Oh, I'm so sorry!
I'll be more careful from now on, so please forgive me!
Hey, I'm apologizing, so forgive him!
That's not how you do it!
It's not like you did it! You did it! Apologize properly!
Well, I'll forgive you this time, but don't do it again!
Hey, lower your head and apologize properly!
I'm sorry!
- Come here! - Thank you!
Come here, you!
What are you thinking?!
Why do you hit your stupid good friend like that?!
- I don't know why! - If you don't know why, you must have a reason!
Seba, did you eat curry for lunch?
Curry?
What? Curry? Did you eat curry?
Yes.
It was very delicious, but...
Somehow, I ate it and it made me sneeze and hit me.
You are a great horse!
I see. Did you sneeze and hit you when you ate curry?
Something smells.
Here it is!
All right, let's take a look!
Excuse me!
Welcome!
Wow!
Welcome!
What?
You are a great horse!
Welcome!
I'm Kodanshi.
You look funny.
But you have a lot of customers!
It's similar to our curry!
That's right!
That's good!
What are you doing?
You are a great horse!
Hurry up!
You are a great horse!
Open it!
I'm not afraid of you!
I can always escape from your attack!
Torquato Jam!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
Quatquato Jam!
Hey you!
I'm Chantrelle's father!
Hey you!
Hey you! What's going on in this shop?
What's going on?
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
How's that? Good! Good!
Get out of here!
Wait!
You!
I thought you were something else!
Quatquato Jam!
It's too late for you to notice me!
This is what you get!
Curry only!
That's what I'm told all the time, you idiot!
Get out of here!
Transform!
Yeah!
It's about time!
Come on!
Let's go!
Transform!
That's it! Yoga! Yoga!
Oh, Reka!
What's up with you?
You know, I'm strong. My body is soft.
Oh, you...
Huh?
Are you going to fight me?
Try to do this here.
Stop it!
Oh, Reka!
What's up with you, Reka?
Kick!
Ouch!
What's up with you?
Don't mess with me.
Today is men's men's show.
Men are...
Hey, stop it!
It's been programmed.
Is it?
Let's go!
What's up with you today?
Be careful today. It's dangerous.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
Be careful, men.
Yes!
You have to be careful.
I know, I know.
All right!
All right! Let's go!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Robe...
OK!
Yeah!
Hey, everyone behind the TV! Wait a minute!
What are you...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for you.
I'll explain the rules.
OK!
Today...
OK!
Let's go!
Don't do it again.
You're like a kid.
My hands won't break.
Today, you two will fight in Rodeo.
The rules are simple.
When you're asked to play Rodeo,
if you're forced to do it or if you can't stand it anymore,
please say "stop".
If that's the case, you have to do what is written on the palm of your hand.
However, you have 30 seconds to play Rodeo.
If you can stand it for 30 seconds...
Huh? What?
If you can stand it...
Now, let's play rock-paper-scissors to see who goes first.
Rock-paper-scissors, huh?
Ready?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Who's going first?
Me!
You!
Okay, I'll go first.
Go ahead, Gokira.
Where do you want me to go?
Okay, let's do it!
Rodeo, ready...
Start!
Argh! Argh! Argh!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Cut it out!
Okay, go ahead.
Cut it out.
Okay, go ahead.
Cut it out!
And I hope you don't disappear!
Cut it out!
Okay, next up...
It's a bandage.
Please put it on.
Okay, let's do it.
Rodeo, start!
Argh!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Kick!
Don't push me!
When will you stop pushing me?
I told you not to push me!
Horrible!
OK, let's go back!
Start!
I can't stand it!
OK, 35 seconds left!
Stop!
Kick!
It hurts!
Start!
Stop!
I can't stand it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Seriously, don't get carried away, okay?
Ouch!
Camera-san!
Detective-san!
Please stop it! Please stop it!
Detective-san!
He's that kind of person!
Stop it!
I'm definitely going!
Stop it!
I'm definitely going!
I'm really going!
Stop it! Stop it!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Gin-chan! Gin-chan! Gin-chan!
Who can beat you?
Oh, it's Rin-san!
Don't call me that!
Gerald-san! Gerald-san!
My father was beaten up while I was putting on make-up for about five years!
Stop it! Stop it!
Go for it!
It's over! It's over!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Ah, I can't put this in my ear!
Stop it!
It's hard to get reactions!
I don't like this!
Captain Romeo Saturn!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
OK, let's start the next round!
All right! All right! It's over! It's over! It's over!
Stop it!
OK, let's start the next round!
(Laugh)
That's enough!
(Laugh)
Don't move! Don't move!
That's enough! (Laugh)
That's really enough! (Laugh)
Let's go home! (Laugh)
That's enough! (Laugh)
Brother!
Could it be...
Brother!
Again, they lost. They won.
If only they could do it a little bit better...
If only they could win!
If you look at it from a new perspective...
The one who kicked Kinshiki...
Toyama...
He's not even in first place!
He's really good!
It's a project!
It's a project that went back to when I was a newbie! (Laugh)
I've been doing it for 12 years! (Laugh)
It's not good! (Laugh)
The last one was also painful for Kano! (Laugh)
My stomach hurts... (Laugh)
I don't like it.
This is really bad for me.
Well...
I'll introduce you to the guys who lost.
Yes, yes.
Let's take a look!
The first one is...
Non-chan! (Laugh)
Is this Non-chan?! (Laugh)
Even just by looking at it, the name and...
Non-chan!
Yes!
Hata, Keiko-chan, middle school student... (Laugh)
This "Non-chan" is...
Transforming method!
If there's something you don't like about it or something you don't like about it, you immediately transform.
(Laugh)
Well, it's something like that, you know.
Special move!
"Special Breath"!
(Laugh)
It did feel like that.
Didn't it?! (Laugh)
If "Cobra"'s special move is "Ichinon-chan"...
No, if it's "Ichinon-chan Dobron"...
It has the power of "Hyakunon-chan Dobron"...
What are you saying?! (Laugh)
(Laugh)
This program was brought to you by...
"Lotte"...
"T & G"...
"Kirin Bibaretsu"...
"Misshin Shopping"...
and "Mayday".