AISubs v3.5
Thank you very much, everyone, for all of your support.
We, in downtown, have already reached our 50th anniversary.
This is all thanks to you, everyone. Thank you very much.
As expected of us comedians...
What are you talking about?
That's not what you're saying. The audience knows what you're saying.
As expected of us comedians, we are all comedians.
It's all thanks to you that we've come this far. Thank you very much.
So don't talk about it in the dressing room!
I'm talking to you!
Thank you very much.
It's all thanks to you that we've entered this world and this industry.
It's all thanks to you that we've graduated high school.
You're going to get in trouble for what you're saying!
You have to say something, too!
Of course we know that!
It's all thanks to us!
What are you talking about?
Don't look at me like that!
Yes, of course you said something good.
What are you doing at your age?
Don't be stupid!
Yes, of course you said something good.
Don't be stupid!
You've been like that since you were young!
Matsumoto-kun! Matsumoto-kun!
I can't play with you anymore!
Thank you!
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Today we have a special program for summer heat.
Let's have a hot special!
Today's judges are...
Mr. Matsumoto!
Good morning!
Mr. Ayami Nijiata!
Mr. Itsuji Kitao!
Today's judges are...
Entertainment world's hottest couple!
Mom!
Mom, Rumia is...
Rumi-chan!
What is this?
It's not like that!
But you're looking forward to it, right?
No, I'm not looking forward to it!
I'm really looking forward to it!
I'm so excited that I can't lose to you two.
There's no one in the world who's more excited than we are.
Stop it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Aren't you all embarrassed?!
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having us.
Let's go!
Today's mom is...
Mom Sujou!
Please come out!
Alright!
Let me introduce you in order!
Number one in rental cars, Momita Junko-san!
Three sizes or more, 75, 56, 82!
She was a soccer player, but now she's an office worker!
She loves gym class!
She's the wife of Yokosuka!
Entry number two, Center Cast-san!
Three sizes or more, 86, 66, 89!
She's the wife of Tsukiba and Iwadani-nanpa- keigen-zoro!
Entry number three, Kanno Kiyoko-san!
Three sizes or more, 93, 68, 93!
She's the wife of a 14-year-old man who met in London!
They've just gotten married!
She's a very passionate woman!
Entry number four, Modani Kiyoko-san!
Three sizes or more, 98, 76, 98!
She's 30 years old this year!
She's the mother of Sgarminio Odono and Wato Kunida!
And finally, entry number five, Ogawa Reika-san!
Three sizes or more, 88, 63, 87!
Her hobby is writing lines for manzai!
She's the wife of Kisui, who loves bad jokes!
Let's give another round of applause for these five mothers!
Um...
Rumi-chan?
Yes?
As soon as I saw you, I couldn't breathe!
This means you're a mother who looks good in a bodysuit!
Nyeh-heh-heh-heh!
No, a bodysuit looks good on you, mother!
Is that a fourth-class bodysuit?
Isn't that the Olympic Greco-Roman style?
Fourth-class...
No, everyone, mothers of all ages...
That's right...
...are coming and appearing.
If you think about it like that...
Wonderful!
Well, then, teachers and teachers, let's start with the questions!
Uh, is it okay for you all?
Um, you know...
Yes?
Um, since we're a passionate couple today...
Yes?
Everyone, what kind of passionate couple you are...
How much of a difference is there between you and me?
Do you want us to ask you?
No, no, not at all!
That's enough!
The program will end!
No, it won't!
You'll know when you watch it!
That's right!
By the way, can I say something?
No, it's fine, it's fine!
Okay, then, number one!
Yes?
Let's talk about passionate couples!
Once or twice a month...
...there's a "gyoza-making time" for love.
We only make it once or twice a month.
So you make it together?
Yes, we look each other in the eye.
That's great!
Yes, I understand!
Number two!
Yes?
When you eat crab, you peel it for me...
I see.
...and let me eat it...
Ah, that's nice!
...and lick the crab soup in my hand for me.
You lick that for me, too?!
Yes!
Ah, that's great!
Ah, I see, I see...
Number three!
Yes!
We take a bath together every day...
...and when we're together...
...we always hold hands.
That's...
It's like blood!
That's enough!
I don't know!
You're dragging me into weird places!
I know!
Number four!
We always sleep in a double bed...
Yes!
...and roll our arms around our necks.
Is it an A-pillow?
Yes, it is!
On our knees?
On our feet!
We sleep in a double bed.
Ah...
Roll your arms around your neck...
...and sleep in a double bed?!
Ah...
I know!
Ah...
Number five!
We've been married for 46 years...
...but when we go out...
...we still hold hands and walk.
I see...
In winter...
...we put our hands in our husbands' pockets...
I see...
...and when we...
...have money in our pockets...
...it's my income.
What are you saying?!
Don't talk like it's a joke!
It's not a joke!
Today we have a very special guest...
...and her husband is here with us!
Please welcome...
...her husband!
(laughs)
Her husband came in at the same time as you all came in, so he sat here for a long time.
The main is my mother, but if you have anything you want to ask, you can ask me.
Now, let's continue with the questions.
Yes, uh, signal of the night.
That's nice!
If you have this, I'd like you to tell me.
I see, signal of the night.
Yes.
Now, number one.
Yes, I'm very sorry, but I haven't done it since Heisei.
(laughs)
Father, you haven't done it since Heisei?
Yes.
Why?
I can't stand up.
(laughs)
You haven't done it since Heisei?
Yes.
Why?
I can't stand up.
(laughs)
I see.
You can't stand up, Father!
(laughs)
Now, number two. If you have a signal.
Uh, I don't have one in particular, but if I refuse, I'll be embarrassed, so I've never refused.
(laughs)
Father, you'll be embarrassed?
That's right.
(laughs)
No, no, no.
(laughs)
Ah, as expected, if you refuse...
I see.
Number three.
Yes, we take a bath together every day, so before that, I take off my silk underwear.
That's a signal?
Yes.
Oh...
Yes, about five times a week.
Five times a week!
I can't do it every day.
Number four!
He always goes to bed before me.
Yes!
I ask him, "Are you going to bed?"
Who does?
I do.
Dad, are you going to bed?
When you're tired, you want to go to bed.
It hurts, doesn't it?
But you can't help it.
I can't help it.
That's how I feel.
That's how you feel.
Yes.
But you still do it, don't you, dad?
I'm trying to do my best.
Are you trying to do your best?
Yes.
Number five!
Why are you laughing at me?
Number five!
Yes?
I'm up early.
Yes.
But even if I get up late and take a bath, I'm still up.
I see.
You can do it, can't you?
It doesn't matter how many times I do it.
Once a year or so.
I don't give up.
What are you talking about?
Yes, mom!
Number four is good at dancing.
Is that so?
Can you show me?
Can you show me, mom?
Go ahead!
Arasera! Arasera! Arasera!
That's good.
Isn't it good?
Number two is good at dancing, too.
Oh, cat, meow, meow!
Come here! Come here!
What should we do?
This is the worst!
Now, please take a sexy pose and the judges and teachers will say hello to you.
Let's do it! Starting with number one!
What are you doing?
Number two!
Number three!
Stretch your back!
Stretch your back and what are you doing?
He did it!
Stop it!
Now, number four, go ahead!
Oh, he opened his legs!
What are you doing?!
The last one, number 5!
Oh, you came!
Now, after the sexy pose, I will ask the mothers of numbers 1 to 5 to look forward!
Let's go, starting with number 1!
Now, number 2!
Now, number 3!
Now, number 4!
Now, number 5!
Ogawa Reiko, 65 years old!
Now, finally, number 4!
Now, number 4!
Oganiri Keiko, 50 years old!
Yes!
And with that, number 1 to 5 are mothers!
Now, let's go, judges and teachers!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Show me your cards!
3-4-4-4-5!
That means number 4 is the winner!
Oganiri Keiko, 50 years old!
Food! Food!
Oganiri Keiko, 50 years old!
Wow, you're a funny guy!
Now, please go ahead!
I'm going in!
The two of you have been rewarded.
You can now dance together with your parents, Osumi and Kenya.
But first, can you dance with me and Rumi-chan?
Oh, I see. So you two want to dance after all.
Music, start!
Rumi! Rumi!
Can you see me? Can you?
That's enough!
Thank you very much for coming!
This has been the Marikana Kajan Contest "Hot Special"!
The song is about to end.
The sun, which was about to set in the opposite direction of the world, began to rise again.
Under the glittering wings, if you can see a lot of lakes, it's already Helsinki.
Everyone's flight is finally coming to an end.
Sound Street, a journey around the world with music!
How was your journey today?
Tomorrow, I will take you around the world with music.
Look forward to it!
Your companion is Kasia Giusis. Good night!
3... 2... 1...
Kasia, good job!
Thank you!
See you!
Hamako's 40-year-old life is in danger as she is blamed for the cancellation ruckus.
Hamako, who was blamed for cancelling the party, was starving before she could cook for forty people.
Oh, Hamako! I knew you'd be here!
What's wrong, Hakimi?
I heard it.
What?
It was Shio-san who answered the cancel call.
Shio-san did?!
Shouldn't you go and tell your wife?
Hakimi, it's too late for you to say that now.
But if you don't go now, Hamako will...
All right. I'll go and tell her!
Hakimi! Hakimi!
Now, eat up.
I can't eat it.
This is food for customers.
You know, I don't want to make only rich people eat Hana-cho's food.
I want ordinary people like Hamako to eat it, too.
Sir...
I want ordinary people like Hamako to eat it, too.
Hey, Akemi, where are you going?
Toshiko, Hamako wasn't the one who answered the cancel call.
So I'm going to tell your wife...
Wait a minute. You're stupid, Akemi.
Who are you going to marry, your wife or Hamako?
That's...
Do you think you can get away with this by being stared at by your wife?
Besides, sooner or later, Hamako will be kicked out of here.
No...
Mom, even if you tell me to break up with Hamako all of a sudden...
I'm not telling you to do it now.
- Senkichi. - Yes?
- Take that. - Yes, yes.
Well, how is it, kid?
She's a good lady, isn't she?
No, she's a good lady. She's an only child, but she's turning 18 this year.
What is this?
What do you think it is?
- She's your best partner. - Best?
She's kind and generous.
She's better than you, Hamako.
If I were 20 years younger, I'd say the same thing.
- You don't have to say that. - I'm sorry.
- Mom, come here for a second. - What's wrong?
She's doing something in the kitchen.
What?
- Hamako! - Yes!
What are you doing?
Mother, it's lunch.
Lunch?
Yes, I'm going to make leftovers and sell them to the employees who are still working.
Are you stupid? You can't sell such a luxurious lunch.
That's right. If you're full at night, you don't have to do that.
No, it's because I work late at night and eat late at night that I want to eat delicious food.
You're right. I'm tired of eating ramen all the time and sometimes I want to eat lunch.
Hamako, you're forgetting the most important thing.
This flower bed is the best restaurant in Odawara.
If you put the food in the lunch box and one of them is left, it will scratch the flower bed.
Are you prepared for that?
And you, this box is not free.
If you fail this time, you won't be able to get it back.
Yes, I know. I'll sell all the lunch boxes.
You're very confident. Then you should try it.
However, if any of the lunch boxes are sold out, you will leave this house with Kenichi and say goodbye.
Mother!
I understand.
Wow! That's a big ball!
Mother, wait a minute!
Madam, that's not how you pack food.
Yes, it is.
Chief, if you do whatever you want, Madam will...
Even if it's a lunch box, it won't be sold even if you say the name of the flower bed.
I can't give you something like that.
Yusuke, bring me a pair of scissors.
Yes, sir.
No matter what happens, we can't sell this lunch box.
It was also Hamako's stubbornness towards the wolf.
Yusuke's Stubbornness Towards the Wolf
Recently, this class has been making strange noises.
Well, it's fine for them to make loud noises in English, but...
I don't think there are any strange regulations, but...
Please take care of it.
Erotica-sensei, thank you for teaching us.
MONKEY!
Yusuke!
MONKEY!
(laughter)
Let's go!
It's Hemisohamada!
Mayonnaise!
(laughter)
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!
(laughter)
You!
(laughter)
While you are sleeping,
something like this may be happening.
(laughter)
Oh, what a good boy you are!
(laughter)
(music)
It's a smoking boogie.
Yes, yes.
Everyone has an amateur era, right?
Yes.
And I've always, well, I started out as a Yokohama gimber.
At that time, I wanted to be a professional in my amateur era.
In the past, not now, but in the past, I used to make demo tapes.
Yes.
And I would, how do you say it, go to a record company or take them to some office.
As a kid, I wanted to make something professional.
Yes.
At the time, downtown boogie band didn't make any success songs or commercial songs.
But there was a boogie league office.
Yes, yes.
I wanted to bring my tapes there.
I didn't go for the first day or the second day.
I went for the third day and, wow, Uzaki-san, Uzaki Ryuto-san, came to Tomatama-san's office.
I said, "Excuse me, I'd like to make a demo tape."
(laughter)
That's amazing.
All of a sudden.
The president there said to me, "Well, we're a downtown boogie band-only office.
We don't intend to hire new people.
So please do your best."
I heard you were very moved when you heard me say that.
I was so moved.
But now that I think about it, maybe it was a clever refusal.
(laughter)
First time I tried it, the cigarette was a piece of cake
I tried to imitate my dad and posed a little
I'm dizzy and dizzy and can't eat
I gently hide it in my student uniform pocket
When I'm done with my ment, I blow it up a little in the bathroom
I brush my teeth to clean up the roof
I wake up and take a nap right after I eat
I take a nap in the cafeteria with soap
I take a nap with my clothes on and I take a nap in bed
From morning to night I'm smoking boogie
Super Duper Smoking Boogie
Thank you!
Summer students must take exams!
As these words show,
I've studied and studied and studied hard
I want you to put that ability to the test!
Now, I'll give you the printout, so turn it back to me.
Under the blue sky and blue sea, under the shining sun,
there are wonderful memories, wonderful encounters and wonderful love.
However, next spring, you will have to take the college entrance exam.
There is a wall that you will have to overcome once or twice in your life.
For you, next spring's entrance exam will be that wall.
No matter how difficult it may be now,
there must be something wonderful waiting for you beyond that wall.
Don't give up! Don't be discouraged! Don't give up!
Believe in your possibilities and face that big wall!
There is no way out!
All right, that's enough.
(laughter)
Commercial.
Custom Hikaru!
Yes, thank you.
This corner is already very popular.
Are you laughing at me?!
You're the one who said it!
What are you talking about?
Custom Hikaru is amazing.
He's above everything.
You're above everything.
Yes, today as well...
Let's introduce this week's heroes.
This week's heroes are...
Randy Osaka!
For the sake of Yamanata Kazumi and Fujiwara- san...
He's like a hero, it's been a while.
Right?
I saw it.
Yes.
Let me introduce him.
His special move...
The takoyaki in his head is always fresh and...
very hot.
With a head attack, he makes the enemy burn.
It's hot.
You should try it.
I see.
It's a burn.
Feature...
He was born in Osaka and grew up in Oklahoma.
It's complicated.
He likes to sing "country" in his new bandage.
He sings "country"?
He sings "country".
It's not bad.
He's like that!
Yes.
Today as well...
He's like a hero.
It's been a while, but it feels like he's back to basics.
Is that so?
No, no.
Well, you'll know when you see him.
Yes, yes.
Now, let's go!
Custom Hikaru, please come out!
Custom Hikaru
There it is!
Ah, automatic takoyaki maker!
I think it's faster to make it yourself!
Brother!
Yes, Hiromi!
You're going to eat it for free?
Yes, yes.
Our president developed this automatic takoyaki maker.
He'll let us try it for free.
President!
We're ready!
Welcome!
President!
You're drunk!
What?
You're drunk!
You idiot! Don't say that!
You're drinking a lot of alcohol again today!
What?
President, please turn the switch on!
Alright!
Hahaha!
Ouch! It hurt!
Are you ok?
Yeah.
Thank you for the food!
This is not good!
What's wrong with you? Don't mess with me!
It stinks!
Maetaro!
It stinks! It smells weird, boss!
What?
It stinks!
Why do you keep coming out of nowhere?
You're annoying me every week!
I don't like it when you dress up like this!
Wait! Wait!
I'm sorry!
Welcome!
Hey! You!
Here you are!
How's it?
Hey! You!
How's it? It's cheap!
Three for one!
How's it?
Hey! You!
Hey!
Well...
Yeah, yeah. This much of octopus...
Octopus!
Yeah... Can you give me a hundred of them?
What?
A hundred of them?
Yeah!
Here you are!
Hey! You!
This one!
Oh, this one!
This one!
How's it?
Oh, this one!
How much is it?
Twenty thousand!
Twenty thousand...
In my own room!
Good morning!
Hey!
Octopus came from Aorigawa!
I got them!
Octopus!
It sold out!
Take this!
He's got a diamond in his hand.
A diamond?!
Octopus, where are you going?! Over there?!
Damn you, octopus!
Your eyes are different from those of recent octopuses.
Brother...
Excuse me, but...
Could you give me back my octopus?
Who are you?! I just bought it. Why do you have to give it back?
No, no, it's not my fault. It sold out.
You don't have to say that, Kitasawa.
What?!
Now you know!
What?!
It sold out!
Even if it sold out, I bought it with my own money!
All right, let's say it sold out.
With your own money? What does that mean? 40,000 yen?!
With 40,000 yen and this diamond in your hand, you can't give me back my octopus!
Did you know?
Who are you?!
Did you know?!
With a diamond in your octopus hand, you're trying to do bad business!
I hate you, you bastard!
Don't say that, you bastard!
Then answer me!
Answer me!
Randy Osaka!
I won't forgive you for this!
Randy Osaka!
You bastard!
Shut up, shut up.
There's nothing wrong with you!
You don't have anything special about you!
What's special about me?
You don't have anything special about you!
I do, you bastard!
Don't make up stuff like that!
I'm good at country music!
Then sing for me.
Okra...
That's too much! Where is it?!
Where is it?!
All right, the match is...
The match is...
I'll give you an okra book!
The match is over there, but I'll end it here for now.
Oh, I see.
Today's match is...
Yes!
A match using our bodies!
Let's do it!
We'll offer you a new product...
The game "Tackle, Tackle, Tackle"!
What are you doing?!
All right, let me explain the rules.
The rules are...
There's an individual "tapoyagi" here.
You'll have your opponent "tackle" you.
There's a hole here, and you have to "tackle" there.
The one who's "tackled" has to do what's written there!
All right! Good luck!
Thank you!
All right, let's get started with the game!
Start!
Tackle, Tackle, Tackle, Tackle, Tackle
Start!
Pull it up!
(cheers)
Let's go!
(whistle)
(cheers)
I want to go live!
Bad boy!
End!
(whistle)
(cheers)
(whistle)
I want to go live!
(cheers)
(whistle)
(cheers)
Yes, yes, yes! Osaka's specialty, Hakutei Jumbo!
(Whistle)
SANAMI, MASAO, HARUKI, JUMP!
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No, no!
Bad girl!
Not a bad girl!?
Not! absolutely not!
Not a bad girl!?
Not at all!?
No bad girls!?
No?
You're a bad girl?
Not a bad girls!?
Let's do it!
Get out of my way!
You bastards!
Can you do it now?
You bastards!
Let's go home!
Danger
Brother!
What's wrong with you?
It's disgusting!
Big, weak, stupid-smelling...
A hero with all three characters...
Dandelion Saga...
What was his Dandelion?
Goodbye...
And...
I don't even want to see his face anymore!
We've made a new version of Crane Pet.
There are six versions.
We've also made a T-shirt.
That T-shirt is now included in the Crane Game nationwide.
That T-shirt is now worn by Ita-kun.
It's ugly, isn't it?
These stuffed animals will be included in the Crane Game nationwide around August.
These are... Mark and Oppan.
Today, we will give away one set of six stuffed animals, for 20 people, and a T-shirt for 50 people.
- One set of six animals? - Yes, one set of six animals.
- Like "ultra brothers"? - Yes, like "ultra brothers".
We will announce the winners tomorrow morning, so please look forward to it.
Now, let me introduce you to the heroes who are on the line.
The first one is...
Rendora!
Rendora, the serialized Doraemon.
Masayo Hayashi, a first-year high school student.
I don't feel good about this.
Henshin Method.
NHK's "Morning Rendola" is...
When I was about to watch "Morning Rendola" and "noon rendola" in the morning,
I happened to see "smile and laugh"
and when I saw it, I realized that Kosakai-san was waving his dice.
What's going on?
- Hissatsu technique! - Yes!
When a Doraemon beam comes out of his big mouth, it can even kill Nobuyo Oyama.
- Feature! - Yes?
He can't wear a helicopter.
- Ah, his head is too big. - Yes.
He can't go anywhere.
- His face is too big. - He can't enter Nobita's drawer.
- He can't film because he's late. - What are you saying?