AISubs v3.5
Ah, Orion, isn't it good?
What are you doing?
I'm not a big girl or anything like that!
Quiet!
One, go to the other side of human world.
Two, greedy evil businessmen.
Three, ugly floating demons.
Execute me, Momotaro!
What are you doing?
Whose eyes are those?
What?
What did you say?
What?
Everyone, everyone, everyone...
Wait, wait.
Everyone...
Whoa!
[nervous laugh]
This program is
Rotte
[screams]
d and g
kirinbi ballads
summer shopping
Provided by Mayday.
Oh, good morning!
Shit!
Fravo's turtle! Fravo's turtle!
Shit!
The smell of your mouth is annoying!
Double effect of Lotte Fravo's Fravo Melody!
Thank you for coming!
I'd like to present you with a special performance!
Let me introduce you, judges!
In front of me is judge Matsumoto Ito!
And behind me is Yuu-chan!
And now, Koji-san!
Thank you for having me!
And now, the two judges are...
Kato Reiko-san and Shimoda Kageki-san!
Thank you!
Kagero-chan, you're wearing a fashionable outfit. What do you think is going on?
It's amazing. You look like a ninja with a mask.
But I have to coordinate like this.
I see.
What's the point of today's show, Reiko-chan?
Well, since we have a guest, Shimoda-san...
Yes, yes.
Let's go chic.
Yes, let's go chic.
We can't win if we show off.
Of course we can't win.
Let's go chic.
No, that's my strategy of winning.
I see.
Today's guest is the mother of rogicon.
She'll appear in a gentle style.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you for coming today.
Now, let's go where all the teachers are!
Today's guest mother, please come in!
Please come in!
Now, let's introduce ourselves one by one!
Entry number one, Aiba Teiko-san!
Three sizes above, 83, 63, 87!
When she got married, she lived in an apartment.
Now, she lives in a mansion.
The presence of a super rich mother!
Now, let's continue.
Entry number two, Koboyashii Midori-san!
Three sizes above, 90, 60, 90!
A sexy president who came from Hiroshima!
A woman who makes men look down on her in a waistcoat!
Entry number three, Mamata Sesuka-san!
Three sizes above, 83, 60, 86!
When she got married, she lived in a mansion.
Now, she lives in a mansion.
Entry No. 4, Yamaguchi Toshiko. Size above, 86-66-93.
In Kyushu, she is a funny-faced, bright mother who has been doing it since she was a child.
Now, the last one is Entry No. 5, Aoi Misuzu. Size above, 86-63-88.
She is a beautiful-faced, bright-faced mother who has been doing it since she was a child.
Now, the last one is Entry No. 6, Aoi Misuzu. Size above, 86-63-88.
In Kyushu, she is a funny-faced, bright-faced mother who has been doing it since she was a child.
Yes.
Reiko-chan.
This time, it is a "fried bread" special.
That's right.
What do you think is fried bread?
I see. The most proud person.
Yes. When we got married, we had one truck. Now, we have fifty.
Wow! You did it!
Now, Entry No. 2!
Yes. When we got married, we had only one gas station.
Now, Entry No. 15. Size above, 2.6 billion yen.
Thanks to my husband's efforts and my morning and afternoon "fried bread" special...
Alright!
Can you become a "fried bread" if you do this?
Can you?
Yes, I can.
Then, can you show me your "fried bread" special?
It's a joke, but is it okay?
No, it's fine.
Then, open your legs. First, tighten your anus.
Tighten it! Loosen it! Loosen it! Loosen it!
Where in the world are you?
Loosen it! Loosen it!
Loosen it!
Number three!
Here!
She's a genius!
I didn't do anything before I got married, but I've been working in an electrician since we met.
And as you know, electrician is a bad word, but I work hard every day and...
That's enough!
Too long!
You're an amateur!
What do you do now?
Now...
Now, electrician is popular!
Are you mad?!
I also got customers from electrician and I'm doing boutique business!
Are you mad?!
That's how it is!
I got it!
Yes!
Number four!
My husband, who is a teacher at Harino...
Don't talk about me!
I'm a fan of you!
Electrician is very popular!
I see...
The last one, number five!
All my partners are successful!
Successful?!
It has nothing to do with you, but all of you!
What's wrong with you?!
Who is the most successful person?
Well...
He's the president of a company that has stores all over the world.
A company that has stores all over the world...
I see...
Yes!
Another question!
Yes!
Oh! Kageki-chan!
One by one, I'd like to know why you became aware of "I'm a fan of you"?
Reason?
Why did you become aware of "I'm a fan of you"?
That's a different question...
No, no, no...
Kageki-chan is saying it!
But...
Can I wear it?
Eh?!
Then...
I'll answer a simple question...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Can you tell me one story about you when you were young?
Yes!
You're so proud of yourself!
A story about you when you were young...
Let's go with that!
One by one...
That's a good one!
Yes!
When I was young, I was very beautiful...
Like Yokohama Silvia...
That's what I did...
But when I grew up...
What's with Yokohama Silvia?!
Azabu-chan!
What makes you proud of yourself? Being beautiful when you were young?
Yes, just being popular.
I see, I see.
Number 2!
Yes, since I was young, I've often been invited to girls' wrestling matches.
What are you doing?!
Oh, since you were young, you've been invited to girls' wrestling matches?
Yes, I've been bought this nice body.
I hate you!
Number 3!
Yes, since I was young, I've often been invited to girls' wrestling matches.
I've been invited about three times with my husband.
I see.
Number 4!
Yes, I'm very cute, aren't I?
That's why I've often been invited to love letters from college students.
You're like an old lady in Komori.
I see.
When you were young, you were cute, weren't you?
I'm still cute.
You're still cute.
Yes.
Now, number 5!
Yes, when I was drinking, you were signing me on your thigh and then you called me.
I called you!
You called me!
What?! You were picked up by Hayato Tani when you were young?!
That was after you got married...
How long ago was that?
Before you got married.
Wasn't it about 20 years ago?
20 years ago...
Let's just say it's been 20 years.
Let's say it's been 20 years.
I'm a key hunter.
That's self-defense, you know.
I see.
Hayato-san!
I'd like to know how you were proposed to and what words you used to be loved.
Yes.
Number 1!
Yes, I'd die without you.
I see!
Number 2!
From Switzerland, I'll buy you a villa.
Every year I'll add one carat of diamonds to you.
She's got money.
So, what's going on?
It's not promised at all.
Number 3!
Yes, I was told to go to Hawaii, so I just felt like it.
So you actually went?
I didn't go.
Number 2 and 3, you're just being fooled.
Number 4!
Let's go to a hotel and have sex.
What?
Don't do it!
Straight is fine, isn't it?
No. 5!
Yes?
I'll buy you a diamond for the first round.
First round?
What kind of diamond?
Amazing!
From No. 1 to No. 5, sexy pose!
Let's see judges' sexy poses.
Let's start with No. 1!
What are you doing?
No. 2!
What are you doing?
Amazing!
No. 3! You can't do that!
What are you doing?
No. 4!
What are you doing?
No. 4!
Yes!
And last, No. 5!
Yes!
What is it?
You're half-assed.
You all had joint techniques.
And lastly, No. 1, No. 5, please turn around and say your name and age.
Let's go!
Starting with No. 1!
I'm No. 1's Aiba Teiko. I'm 40 years old.
No. 2!
Kobayashi Midori, 44 years old.
3!
Tamata Setsuko, 50 years old.
4!
Tamata Setsuko, 47 years old.
And last, 5!
Kaori Mizuzu, 44 years old.
No, show me your face!
Now, who will shine in the grand prix?
Teachers, please show us your cards!
3rd, 2nd, 2nd, 5th!
Which means, 2nd place!
Here you go.
Wait, wait!
Congratulations!
Now, 2nd place in the grand prix, Kobayashi Midori!
3rd, 2nd, 5th!
Oji Conto, 2nd place!
Congratulations!
Who will shine in the grand prix?
Today, she is wearing a jacket!
I brought this from home.
I'm sweating a little today.
Please wear it.
This is a jacket that makes you feel better.
What are you talking about?
It will make you look better.
This is...
This is good!
This is the latest edition.
Please read this and get better.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Please come here.
Please come to the center.
Congratulations.
Thank you for coming.
This was the "Taking over the company" contest.
This was "Ageman Special"!
All right! I confirmed the role! I'll step on it! Go!
Move!
Leave me alone! You're going against the original script and language!
Good for you, Inspector! Inspector!
Yes, sir!
All right! Take him away!
Take him away!
Come on!
Damn it!
Let me do it!
You did it, Inspector!
You're right!
It's been almost a year!
I didn't know what would happen, but now I'm relieved!
Yes, sir!
Come to think of it, it's been about five years since I chased him!
It's been really hard!
Yes, sir!
Now you can finally rest!
Thank you!
Yes, sir!
You're so annoying!
All right! Let's take a picture with everyone!
Take a picture!
Koji! Look over there! Let's go!
All right! Cheese!
Oh, Koji!
Don't look over there!
I'll take it! I'll take it!
Koji! Look over there!
All right! Koji! Look over here!
All right! Cheese!
Oh, it's good!
Shougan-chan, you're grandma's friend, right?
Grandma! Grandma!
Koji!
Grandma! Grandma!
Koji!
Koji! Look over there!
Grandma! Grandma!
Oh, it's good!
It's not 500 million yen!
All right! Cheese!
Koji!
You're disgusting!
All right! Let's all sing together today!
Yes!
Tie it up, open it up, kiss it, tie it up, open it up again, kiss it, and then eat it!
Yes!
Yes, Daydream Believer...
Believer...
I see.
Before, we did a regular show in Syria.
Yes.
And we sang various songs from old songs to recent songs.
And among them, the first song in English was this Daydream Believer.
That's right.
I see.
In our era, we are all about the same age, but Kiyoshiro's Daydream Believer...
Sommershall.
Yes, Sommershall.
That song left a strong impression on me.
I see.
It's a song you remember.
Yes, it is.
That's a good story!
Yes.
Let's go!
Oh, I could harness the wind of the bluebirds as they sing
The six-spoke lola would never ring
But it's me and the light with the sweet art of my eye
My shining lasers go as they sing
Jealousy busy, oh what can it mean
To a daily believer and a homecoming queen
Jealousy busy, oh what can it mean
To a daily believer and a homecoming queen
de de de de de
Warp complete.
Warp complete!
Wait! Wait!
How long have you been sleeping?
Idiot!
What are you doing here?
What's wrong with you? How long have you been sleeping?
Idiot!
What are you doing here?
Shima-san told you to complete the warp, didn't he?
Shima-san, I'm sorry.
Shima-san, really.
Don't say it out loud.
I'm sorry.
Shima-san, you're a man, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
Go home, you're in the way.
Shima-san, you're so smart.
Go home, you're in the way.
Go home, you're in the way!
What are you talking about?
Go home, you're in the way!
Warp complete! 250 inches!
Shut up!
Are you waiting for me?
Damn you!
Chief!
Check the distance.
What?
What is it?
Check the distance.
What are you doing?
Check the distance?
I haven't checked it yet, Shima-san!
Then...
Do you want me to leave you alone?
I'm sorry.
Do you want me to kick you in the ass?
What is it?
Who told you to say that?
Check the distance!
Distance?
I don't know!
You just sit there!
250 inches!
Damn you!
That's enough.
Are you mad?
What is it?
Shima-san...
Did you eat a rice ball?
Why did you say that?!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm really going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
You're in my way!
How are you?
Switching to the main panel.
Desura-san... Desura-san...
I'm always sorry!
Please don't be mad at me!
Has Desura-san gone to high school?
Yes, he has.
- Hasn't he? - Yes, he has.
What's with you, Desura-san?
- What? - Are you drinking alcohol?
- Are you the one who's been sending Ma-kun off to the arcade? - No!
- Why are you doing this? - Arcade?
- Why are you doing this? - Ancients...
- Ancients? - Our Desura Fleet has completely abandoned Yamato.
- Damn it... - What's with you?
What's with you? What are you going to do?
- You're scary! - You're scary!
You idiot!
Our fleet has completely abandoned this area.
With this, Earth will also end.
- What's with you? - Damn it!
- Prepare the waves! - What?
- Prepare the waves! - What waves?
- Radar scoping! - Radar scoping?
- What's with you? - Energy charging!
- What? - Energy charging!
- A bomb! - Mom has something like that.
- Energy charging 50%! - What's with you?
- Energy charging 100%! - What's with you?
Damn you!
Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
Hey! When did you get here?
Are you stupid?!
You're 250cm tall until college entrance exams!
This is ridiculous!
Hurry up and get up!
You're stupid!
Ha! Gah!
Ha!
Does it look bad?
KAMAKO
A group of customers suddenly cancelled their orders.
Kamako was bewildered by the sin of not knowing anyone's voice.
Huh? Did you get a call three days ago to cancel your order?
No, we don't think anyone has received our order...
Yes... No, we didn't say anything like that!
Hello? I'm terribly sorry about this.
Please don't be offended.
I'm terribly sorry about this.
But Mom, I really...
How long are you going to keep up that monkey show?
You forgot you got a call, didn't you?
It's terrible of you to blame your own failure on someone else's.
No, I really...
I don't want to hear any excuses!
Leave me alone!
Mom!
Ah, wasting all of this food...
What a loss!
You idiot! Don't worry about it too much!
What's all the commotion about?
I can't stand it!
Ah, Akemi!
Yes?
Can I have something cold?
Yes!
What's wrong with everyone's faces?
It's terrible, miss!
A group of forty people cancelled their order today!
That's terrible!
Here, water.
Thank you.
What did you say your name was?
Odawara Kamaboko Association.
Odawara Kamaboko Association...
Anyway...
You're responsible for all of this commotion.
Our loss is 3,000 yen per person.
And this 120,000 yen, and the cancellation fee of the geisha show...
Such a large amount of money is very...
Then from now on, if you don't say a word about Hana- chan's business, swear it here and now!
I'm back.
You...
Kenichi, you came back at the right time.
You know, Hamako...
I heard about it.
Hamako, it's all your fault this time!
Apologize to your mother!
Hamako!
I'm very sorry.
Mom, it seems like Hamako is reflecting on herself.
Let's leave it at that for now.
Now, Hamako...
Wait a minute!
We're not done talking yet!
Mom, I'll listen to you.
Wait a minute, Hamako!
Are you going to make up for this loss?
Or are you going to leave Hana-chan?
Think about it carefully!
You're too nice to Hamako.
That's not true!
Kenichi...
At this point, I'll say it clearly...
For Hana-chan and for you...
I think you should break up with Hamako.
Mom...
Sis!
I'm so glad!
It seems like everyone thinks it's Hanako's fault!
What are you talking about?
Don't play dumb with me!
You're the one who answered the phone, right?
Huh?
I was watching you.
You're such a bad girl.
Even if that's the case, it's a good chance for you to get rid of Hamako.
I know!
Oh, ma'am, what's going on?
Are you going to waste that food?
You have to eat well!
The employees are in trouble, too!
Oh, I don't know what I'm working for!
This is a test given to him by his boss.
I can't fail here now.
That's what Hamako thought in her heart.
Dusk, dusk, stupid Tombo.
Let's cut this out.
I don't like it.
I'll do my best!
I need this! I need it! I'll do my best!
Dusk, dusk, stupid Tombo.
That's fast! Let's do it 13 times!
Let's do it 13 times!
I didn't think it would last that long!
Let's do it 13 times...
I know, I know...
You know...
Are you tired?
What's wrong?
Let's see this week's heroes!
This week's heroes are...
Nomi-man!
Dusk, dusk, stupid Tombo.
This week's heroes are...
Nomi-man!
Genji-hoho!
Yes?
Nomi puts it on his head and sings his own love song.
Special feature!
Yes?
It's a little bigger than normal Nomi!
Well, well, well...
Do you, Nomi?
I heard it's a bad habit.
Yes, it is.
I hate what my enemies say.
J-gag-like.
I'm weak when I'm pushed.
There are people like that, right?
When they come at you, you can't say no.
That's right.
I'm not playing around, but...
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Let's get started!
Customized humanoid!
Take a look!
Here you go!
We have to hurry or we won't make it in time!
Okay!
Take me to Disneyland!
What's with you all of a sudden?
I'm busy, I can't go now.
I'm not going! I gave you a disco with me!
That's right!
Oh! That's right!
How about this?
This is our newspaper's invitation card.
I've never heard of it.
I've just made it, so not many people know about it. It looks fun!
Really? Then I'll hold back.
I'll let you go on a date with my cute uncle!
You!
I want to meet Shirayuki-san!
Shirayuki-san?
Where is Shirayuki-san?
She'll walk over!
Shirayuki-san!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
I'm looking for Shirayuki-hime.
It's me.
What?! Shirayuki?!
That ugly Shirayuki-hime is not here!
You're making me jealous!
Thank you for the compliment.
I'm not complimenting you!
Shirayuki-hime is not here!
Who's stopping me?
Someone stop me!
What's going on?
It's scary, isn't it?
Children are crying.
Look, it's a child!
It's a night owl!
What's going on?
Hey, what's going on here?
We're in Tokyo Killerland!
What's up with them?
We're here.
We're back on the train course.
No, we're not on it yet.
Whoa!
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
Remember me?
I'm Joker.
Hey, hey!
Hey, joker up there, you know me, right?
I don't know him, but I'm sure of it.
So you killed someone to come to this world and be here?
Yes!
So you killed someone to come to this world and be here?
Shut up!
Shut up, you bastard!
What's this?
You're not normal!
I hate you, you bastard!
Yesterday I thought I wouldn't be able to get out of here, but now that I'm in this hellhole, I can't get out of here alive!
You bastard!
Let's drink!
Drink up!
Do you drink?
Awesome!
Interesting!
You idiot! I didn't come up with that!
You're the one who said it!
Hey, don't take it from above! You don't get it, do you?
Anyway, today's experience is amazing!
You're amazing every time!
Speaking of drinking, what do you think of?
Seashells.
Speaking of drinking, seashells!
Seashells and...
It hurts.
It hurts when you get stabbed, doesn't it?
So...
It's disgusting.
Don't take it off!
Drink, drink, drink! Jump, jump!
Don't make me drink!
There's a jump ability!
Thinking about that today,
the drinking cloak match is...
a jumping match, you idiot!
Say it! What are you doing?
Eat your own jokes, you bastard!
Say it!
Today's match is...
this!
Drinking and offering, a very happening game!
Well, I won this game, too.
Now, we will play a lot of trampoline.
As music stopped, we will drop each other and what will happen where we fall is...
Happening!
Now, let me introduce today's happening menu.
From here, we have dance, original song, comedy show, and dolls.
Please do your best to defeat each other.
Now, let's start the first round!
Oh, it's hot!
Let me go! Let me go!
Let me go!
Now, let's dance somewhere!
(Laughing)
The end!
Time attack!
Catch it!
Give me a variety show!
I'm sorry for forgetting your refreshing feelings.
I hope you'll laugh at me for a longer period of time.
I hope you'll remember my refreshing feelings.
I hope you'll remember them.
Give me a variety show!
(cheers and applause)
(music starts)
I'm so happy to have you!
(cheers and applause)
I've been dreaming of you!
(cheers and applause)
I'm always so happy!
(cheers and applause)
The end!
(cheers and applause)
(music starts)
(cheers and applause)
(whistle blows)
Ouch!
Jump up! Jump up! Go at the top!
Oh no! I can't go to the right side of the door!
To the right!
Oh no, it's dark!
Yes!
(Singing)
Time's up!
Let's do it!
Wait!
Where are you going?
Let's do it!
You bastard!
I'm going home!
Wait!
Why are you in a place like this?
You're half-full.
What?
Hero, that's what little kids long for.
They always say cool and strong things about you.
Therefore, you may not have any hero talent.
This was fun.
You know, after that game, I thought I was going to die.
I'm tired of it!
That's true.
I want you guys to try it at home.
You're using up a lot of energy.
That's true, it was hard.
It was hard, but we lost.
Right?
Let's see who made it to the preliminaries!
First up is...
Kemal!
This is great!
Second year middle school student of Nagano Mameguni-chan...
Kemal!
An angel...
Yes?
When his hair is messed up...
Sometimes it causes him stress.
That's why he transforms.
It's a secret technique!
At the tip of the branch, there is 100 times more poison than an adult Komura.
If you get stung by it, you die.
There is also a branch in this.
Does it have poison?
Of course!
Since there is so much hair in it, there is also a branch in it.
This is a secret technique.
Feature!
When I was in elementary school, my friends called me "ramen".
Because it's shrunk?
Yes, it's like ramen with shrunk noodles.
I shampoo my hair, but I don't rinse it.
Even if you shampoo your hair, you don't rinse it?
No, no.
I like TV shows, but I don't like Shimura.
I see.
That's the secret technique.
This is good, but it's for winter bars, isn't it?
That's right.
It's not for summer bars, but it's for winter bars.
Next!
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