AISubs v3.5
Hmm...
Oryo, how is your father's illness?
Hmm? Is it not getting better?
Yes.
I see...
Then you need medicine, don't you?
Yes, please!
Hmm...
But you know, medicine is expensive for you.
Hmm...
Well, I'm not a demon either.
But still...
You understand, don't you?
Medicine, medicine!
For medicine's sake!
What's going on?!
Oryo!
"Lotte" provided by P&G.
It's summer now.
Tourists flock to Okinawa.
Yes!
As a result, people who are bitten by wasps also flock.
Yes!
You know that, don't you?
Yes!
So, today, we young people in the village will study how we should deal with people who are bitten by wasps.
Excellent!
Right? Yu-kun!
Yes!
There are people who are bitten by wasps.
Yes!
How do you deal with them?
Well, we suck out poison from their mouths.
Right!
Yes!
That's right!
A wasp will come like this.
Yes!
A wasp will attack a human and...
Bang!
What will you do, Nishiataku?
I'll suck out poison from their mouths!
Suck out poison from their mouths...
I'll suck out poison from their mouths!
Yes!
Let's try it!
Here, right?
Good luck, Nishiataku!
Bang!
Do you understand?
Here, right?
Now, let me suck it out.
Excuse me.
Is that so?
Why are you making your face pink?
It's fine!
Doctor, please show us a sample!
I'm fine!
All right!
Yes!
I understand!
Yes!
So, today, we'd like you to cooperate with us from Tokyo.
Oh, is that so?
Thank you for coming all the way here.
Oh, yes!
Is that so?
Yes!
Let me introduce you.
Yes!
Ouch! He bit me for a moment.
Nice to meet you.
Well, everyone, since you are Japanese...
Yes.
This man is...
Yes.
He bit me here for a moment.
He bit me for a moment.
No, thank you.
Isn't it too late for this?
You idiot!
Well, good luck.
Please show me your Japanese.
Go, Hajime!
Wonderful!
Thank you very much.
That's right.
Everyone, remember this.
Yes!
Thank you!
Break!
Thank you!
Kanaoka-kazuo
In Showa 45, the summer of this year, when everyone in Japan was excited about nightlife,
in Kanachō, an old restaurant in Odawara, Kanagawa Prefecture,
a first-ever public offering of "kanaoka-kazuo", which was the first to establish a shop.
kanaoka-kazuo
Madam, your guest is back.
Yes, yes, I'll be right there.
- Hamakosu! - Yes?
You don't have to go. I'll see your guest off.
- But as your wife, I have to say goodbye. - No problem. Just clean up afterwards for me.
- Okay? - Yes.
Mother...
Madam, do you know this?
What is it?
It's a greeting made by your wife for her guest,
but your wife's name is in it, isn't it?
I wonder why your late wife is your wife.
Mother! Mother! Mother!
Why are you doing this?
We'll talk about it when everyone is here.
You too, come in.
Yes.
Is everyone here?
Yes, only the young lady and the old man.
Yes.
Excuse me.
We brought the detective and Mio.
Why are you bringing everyone here and talking about important things?
Just sit down.
Actually, it's been seven days now.
I wanted to tell you about my future.
Mother, your future...
What does it have to do with this?
Yes.
As it says in the greeting card,
I will be your wife from now on.
What?
Mother!
You should have retired.
That's when you were alive.
Now that you're gone,
I can't be your wife anymore.
No, it's not like that.
You know what you're doing, don't you?
Don't you, Hamako?
Senkichi, you don't have to say that.
I don't want to say anything like that.
But if you could be a little more firm,
I wouldn't close this shop.
Even if someone who works as a pharmacist said it.
Senkichi...
Anyway, thanks to the boss's whimsy,
we've just made you an amateur housewife,
and you're making a fuss about it.
From now on, let's all work hard together and work hard together.
Um...
So, what about you, housewife?
Of course, I'll go back to being a housewife.
I'm the son-in-law's wife,
so I don't have to be spoiled, do I?
But, you know, mother,
before my father died, he said this, didn't he?
From now on, housewives need Hamako's young power.
You're not the only one who's young, Hamako.
Sister...
If my mother and I work together, we'll have a hundred people.
I want you to work with me.
Um, Kojiro, what are you going to do?
I've decided to break up.
I was busy today and I was late because of it.
Hey!
If Chiyo's back, I'll talk to her all night!
What are you going to do with a child like that?
Hey, you two, let's talk about that over there.
Wait, mother, we're not done talking yet.
As I said earlier, we're going to talk about you.
Now, everyone, don't make a fuss about it.
It's about time for the customers to come.
Now, go ahead.
- Yes! - Yes!
Yes!
I can't help it, Hamako. It's your mother's decision.
But even if you say that, I can't let it go like this.
Anyway, let's get along well.
Oh, I can't. I have to write the documents for tomorrow's meeting.
I'm off today, so I have to do it properly.
It's a big problem.
Hamako's first meeting with her mother.
It was summer 17 years ago that she came to Hana- cho.
- Hey, Hamako. - Yes?
- Is it good? - Yes!
- I've never had anything this good before. - Really?
- Yes! - I'm glad you like it!
- Is it good? - Yes!
- I make it every day. - Really?
- Yes! - I'm glad you like it!
Hamako, who was 12 years old, was brought to Hana- cho by her father's debt collector.
It was not good for her to know.
The debt collector's daughter, Hanako, was brought to Hana-cho by her father's debt collector.
The debt collector's daughter, Hanako, was brought to Hana-cho by her father's debt collector's daughter, Hanako, who was from Hana-cho.
With her father's debt collector's daughter Hanako, Hanako's second born daughter, Hanako, who was from Hana-cho, was brought to Hana-cho by her father's debt collector's daughter, Hanako, who was from Hana-cho.
[Laughter]
Rami Kurano and Tommy Takeuchi!
Thank you very much!
The winner is Matsumoto special!
Let me introduce the judges.
First of all, in front of me is judge Matsumoto!
Hello!
In front of me is judge Yayoi Nijihata!
In front of me is judge Takairo Kurano!
Let me introduce a special judge.
It's judge Kubiko Takeda and judge Geta Lucky!
Ms. Tanya, you're also a bodycon mom today, so you have your own style.
My dad says "ka-ah" too, so don't get mad at me.
But I'm not sure if you can maintain your body at your age.
That's right.
I'm not saying you're maintaining it.
But I'd like you to maintain it.
Thank you.
And as a special punishment...
Since it's only for a moment...
Today, I'll use this lucky beam I brought...
Lucky beam?! What's that?!
This will make you happy!
Let's go!
Where did you get this?!
Who are you?!
Thank you for coming.
Now, let's go!
Today's special punishment...
Mom of a needy person!
Here she is!
Let's go! Entry number one, Kishimoto Onie-san!
Three sizes up from eighty-six, fifty-eight, ninety.
In Fukuoka, Kyushu, she is a fashion advisor.
Her blood type is X and she is a six-year-old mother!
Entry number two, Ichinose Aiko-san!
Three sizes up from ninety-five, seventy-two, ninety-five.
She has a dynamite body and is from Kobe.
She loves lights and karaoke!
Her X history is eight years!
Entry number three, Yamamoto Chieko-san!
Three sizes up from eighty-three, sixty-three, eighty-eight.
She is a snack and promenade mother from North Kyushu.
She has her own special treat in her shop!
Her X history is fourteen years of age!
Entry number four, Hashimoto Aiko-san!
Three sizes up from seventy-five, fifty-five, eighty-five.
Twenty years ago, she didn't know me and was from Hiroshima.
Even now, her X history is seventeen years of age and she loves alcohol!
Entry number five is Kikuta Aiko-san!
Three sizes up from eighty-eight, sixty-three, eighty-nine.
She runs an eye surgery clinic in Shimabara, Ryota Prefecture.
After getting married for the first time at fifteen, she broke up with her husband and met again.
Now she is a proud X history student!
Let's give another round of applause to her colorful mother!
So, we have the teachers of the judges, and the mothers of the judges from the first to the fifth.
So, first, please give us the questions!
- Yes. - Mr. O'Rourke!
- Well, I said "I'll hate you for the rest of my life" and broke up with you.
- You said it.
- Oh, you said it! - Yes, you said it.
- You said it. - Yes, that's right.
- I broke up with you, too!
- You broke up with me, too!
- Oh, dear!
- Well, if you all have something you want to say to each other...
- I see. - Yes.
- Well, let's hear it, starting with number one!
- Tell me you love me!
- Yes!
- Your husband told you, didn't he? - Yes, yes, yes.
- What did you say to him?
- "You, too!"
- "Tell me you love me! You, too!"
- Yes, yes, yes. - Right?
- Yes, yes, yes.
- And number two?
- "Let's meet again and be happy again!"
- Oh!
- Isn't that a good way of saying goodbye?
- Yes, it is. - Right?
- Yes, it is.
- If you say it like that, I'll hate you for the rest of my life!
- And number three?
- "Yes, thank you for everything."
- Oh!
- "We parted after three years."
- Oh, really? - Yes!
- And number four?
- "Let's be happy together."
- Yes. Oh, really?
- And number five?
- "I hate you!"
- Well...
- Well, first of all...
- Well...
- My sister... - Yes?
- She got a microwave from another car...
- Hey!
- She kept telling me not to say it!
- Well...
- Let me ask you about that. - Yes, yes.
- Isharion. - Yes, yes.
- How about you, Isharion? - I had no choice but to have children.
- Oh, really? How old are you now? - I'm twenty - three now.
- Twenty-three?! - Yes.
- I'm a boy. - Oh, I see.
- It's wonderful. - Oh, I see.
- Number two! - Yes, I only have debt.
- Do you still have debt? - No, I've moved out.
- Oh, you've closed everything out. - Yes, I've closed everything out.
- Number three! - Yes, I had two children.
- How old are you and how old are you? - I'm twenty and eighteen years old.
- Twenty and eighteen years old. - Yes.
- How about you, number four? - I had no choice but to have two children.
- "No choice but to have two children"?!
- Well, of course you can't "no choice but to have two children"!
- You two! - Yes.
- How old are you and how old are you? - I'm twenty-one and eighteen years old.
- And finally, number five! - I also have children.
- Yes. - The oldest is thirty-two years old.
- Thirty-two?! - Yes.
- How old are you?! - I'm a girl!
- Then you're an old woman! - I'm a girl!
- See? - So you didn't get any money today, did you?
- We didn't get any money. - It would have been nice if you were rich!
- Not at all! - I know, right?
- Well, is there anything else you'd like to say? - Yes.
- Oh, Murano-san. - I'd like to ask number two a question.
- Yes. - It's said that you and your wife often meet here. How is it like?
- Well... - You two really do meet!
- Yes! - Yes.
- Well... - Yes.
- After passing by... - After passing by...
- Don't bite me!
- Get up! Get up! - Yes, yes.
- After passing by and turning around... - Yes.
- Well... - Yes.
- We're about five meters apart... - Yes.
- And I'm getting closer and closer to you, right? - Yes.
- Then you turn around and... - Yes!
- And you come out. - Yes.
- Yes! - Yes!
- And I just had an umbrella. - Yes. - So I said "Eight" with an umbrella handle.
- "Eight" with an umbrella handle! - Yes. - I see. - It's like a fairy tale.
- Mr. Yamamoto, number three, is doing a snack show in Kitakyushu. - Yes.
- You sing and dance, don't you? - Yes, I do. - How do you do it? - I sing about Mr. Hemmimari's experience.
- Can you show me a little? - Yes.
- She's dancing! - She's dancing! - She's dancing! - She's dancing! - She's dancing!
- Stop it! - Stop it! - Stop it! - Stop it!
- I just said something ridiculous. - Yes. - Then let's ask who she is in the show.
- Who is number one? - Maybe Vivian Lee? - What are you saying?
- Vivian Lee. Who is number two? - Kazuko Matsuo. - Oh, I know her. I think I know her.
- Who is number three? - Akio Hayasaka. - Oh, Hayasaka.
- Who is number four? - Bella. - Bella?!
- And finally, who is number five? - Utsumi Yoshiesho.
Before we start judging, let's take a sexy pose and see how the judges like it.
Let's start with number one!
What are you doing?
- And finally, number two! - What are you doing?
- And finally, number three! - Stop it.
And finally, number four!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing with your butt?
- And finally, number five! - What are you doing?
And finally, we will look back and say your name and age.
Let's start with number one!
- My name is Rie Shimizu. - How old are you? - I'm 48 years old.
What are you doing?
And finally, number two!
I'm Aiko Yamamoto. I'm 50 years old.
And finally, number three!
I'm Chieko Yamamoto. I'm 45 years old.
Please stand up. Number four, go ahead!
I'm Hashimo. I'm 40 years old.
Hashimo, 40 years old.
Is this the person, Bella?
Last one, number five, go ahead!
I'm Kikuta Kumiko. I'm 50 years old.
Are you ready, everyone? From number one to number five...
...the contents of the questions so far, and the faces and styles you just looked at...
...please refer to all of them and raise your hands.
Go ahead!
Number one, number one, number three, number five, number two...
...that is, number one, Kishimoto Orie!
Number one, number one, number two...
Number one!
And so, we have a special gift for Kishimoto Orie...
...a bodycon and photo album by Takeda Kumiko!
Congratulations, Kishimoto Orie!
And so, today, especially for you, Kishimoto Orie...
...we have a special dance that Lucky did at a press conference.
The X-position dance!
Raise your hands and go left!
Here we go!
One, two...
Mom, mom, wake up!
They say that if you listen to this song, you'll start dancing.
- Really? - Yes.
So I bought a cassette tape.
Then let's listen to it.
Let's do it. Music, start!
What is this?
That's my tape!
Stop it!
Did you get it?
Yes!
What kind of woman do you think you are?
Sorry!
So...
We're going to play a song called "Documentary Opened Door" today.
It's a cool song.
We have to talk about our memories.
But we don't have many memories about this song.
But it's really easy.
There are only three chords and you have to repeat them.
And you know that you're both gay.
So you're challenging yourselves to do anything.
We're just challenging ourselves.
Please leave it up to us!
Mama, take this back for me
I can't use it anymore
I'm dead dark, too dark to see
Feel like I'm knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knock, you know heaven's door
Thank you very much.
(laughter)
What are you doing?
What?
It's so bright.
It's night, you know.
I know.
Right?
Yes.
What?
What are you looking at?
What?
Father and Siri, what are you doing?
(laughter)
Go down.
What's wrong with you?
You turned on the air conditioner at night and turned on the air conditioner in high school.
You're a parasite, aren't you?
(laughter)
What?
What's wrong with you?
What?
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
I know.
I'm telling you.
Go down.
It's so cold.
(laughter)
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
It's cold, isn't it?
What's up with you?
It's none of your business.
If you sleep downstairs because it's none of your business and it's cold upstairs and downstairs are cold.
What are you saying?
What are you doing in this cold weather?
It's no problem.
Air conditioner is summer.
Summer!
Coconuts!
(laughter)
What's wrong with you?
Go down.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
Don't praise electricity!
Electricity!
Electric shock!
Idiot!
Go to Iwagoya now!
Shut up! I know! Go now!
I'm annoyed!
Study hard!
I know! I know!
Do your best!
I know! Go now!
Don't wait for me!
I know!
Go now!
Go for a walk in Peru!
I know!
But you ate poop.
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
I know!
Go now!
Shut up! Go now!
Go now!
I'll kill you!
Idiot!
I can't stand being killed before the performance!
What's wrong with you?
Idiot!
(laughter)
Now, we have our first guest.
Yes, well, customers always come, but...
Yes.
Is he sitting in an apartment?
Well, I don't know.
It looks like he's wearing glasses.
(laughter)
Is everything there glasses?
(laughter)
I don't know.
Can you see?
Is everything there glasses?
(laughter)
He's saying everything is glasses, but he's clapping his hands and laughing.
Well, glasses are glasses.
Is there anything you can pull?
Is there?
(laughter)
It's scary, isn't it?
Now, this week's hero!
Let me introduce you.
This week's hero is...
Okoma-chan!
(laughter)
Kyoko Yasuda!
Probably 61 years old.
(laughter)
Now, as for her transformation method...
Yes.
She transforms when she gets older.
(laughter)
She transforms once in her life.
Once in her life.
Well...
Hisasasa!
Oh!
Okoma-chan, who is popular with men, has the strongest bodyguards.
Oh...
The bodyguards are strong, but their gentleness is not enough.
Kevin Costner's most miserable wish for his disciples is not enough for his gentleness.
(laughter)
What are you looking at?
(laughter)
You don't know?
Yes.
Chief!
Yes!
My back hurts!
(laughter)
By the way, Okoma-chan is not Kyoko-chan!
No, it's not Okoma-chan!
It's not Kyoko-chan!
Kyoko-chan is 61 years old!
It's not Kyoko-chan! It's Okoma-chan!
Kyoko-chan is not like that!
Okoma-chan has a backache!
Her favorite words are "one word, one action"!
No, it's not Okoma-chan!
It's not Okoma-chan!
That's Okoma-chan!
I see.
He's a hero with a lot of money.
Now, let's watch this week's "Gust of Wicker"!
This is a trendy discotheque with a now feeling and a theme spot.
It's a trendy discotheque where now young people are feverish.
What?
Let me go!
Go!
Here, here.
Why do you have to wear like this and come to disco?
Shut up! You don't have a girlfriend, so you can't help it!
Let's go in.
Stop!
Sir, please start.
Sir, if you don't mind...
What?
Sir, if you don't mind...
What? What do you want me to do?
Well, if you really want to come in, there's a boutique next door.
Sir, you don't look good like this.
You said it! You said it!
This man is enough. Please come in.
Kirari, I'll be there soon. You go in first.
Okay.
Next door!
Next door.
Here?
Yes.
Good morning!
Dad!
Yes?
Dad!
What were you doing just now?!
There's a disco next door, right?
Huh?
There's a disco next door.
Huh?
There's a... Huh?!
There's a disco next door, right?!
I'm a disco, right?
That's right.
Ah, you're a disco, right?
Yes.
Kirari!
Yes?!
What is it?!
There's a disco next door!
That's right.
Disco... Uh... Goku... Goku... What is it?
What is this disco?!
Huh?!
What is it?
Goku... Gokujara.
Gokujara.
Gokujara!
Yes!
Gokujara!
Yes, that's right.
Um... So...
Yes?
Um... When I was about to go in, you said your clothes weren't good.
They're not good?
They're not good, huh? Then should we take them out and put them away?
They're not good, huh?
I didn't decorate them.
Huh?!
Just for customers' sake!
Are you serious?!
Yes!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Wow!
Huh?
This...
You...
Can I try it on?
Are you serious?!
It's fine!
Is this okay?!
It's fine!
Wow!
You're so evil!
I haven't started yet.
What do you mean "it's fine"?
We're back in this era! We're back!
Huh?!
Are you serious?!
It's fine!
Thank you!
It's cool!
Hey!
Huh?!
Customers...
What?
You look...
Huh?!
A little different, don't you think?!
You look...
You and...
The guy inside of you...
You look alike!
Huh?!
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?!
Hey!
You bastard!
How dare you show me those things?!
These are...
These are your tools, you bastard!
I'll teach you a lesson!
Wait!
(Music)
You're a hostage!
Wait!
What?
Why are you dancing?
You're a hostage! Do you know that?
Let me go!
No, you can't.
I have no choice!
I'll transform!
Really? Are you going to do it?
Do you know how old I am?
I'm twenty-nine years old.
When you say twenty-nine years old, you mean you're an adult!
What are you doing?
When you're an adult, you have to transform!
Why are you so angry?
Henshin!
Daddy!
He said it's cold.
Hey, you!
You're annoying!
I'm not saying you're annoying. I'm saying you're amazing!
I wonder if you're really strong.
Why are you asking me that?
Today, I...
What?
I won't fight much.
Why?
Because I'm an old man's idol.
I have an amazing bodyguard.
Idol?
Come and meet me!
Hey!
What are you doing?
How is it?
These five lions just woke up!
They just woke up?
They just woke up!
Why are you fighting?
Isn't it obvious?
I'm strong!
What did you say?
I have an amazing bodyguard!
What?
Come and meet me!
My team is...
amazing!
Daddy!
Stop it!
Look at you! You're trembling!
There's no way we can win against these five lions!
Let's do it, then.
Let's do it!
Do what?
Let's start with this!
Humming Singing Competition!
We're going to sing a song in humming.
Grandpa team! Seizo is 71 years old!
Yay!
Let's do it!
Humming! Let's go!
Humming!
Okay!
What?
Did you get it?
I don't know!
What is it?
Sound by me!
Correct!
Yay!
You guys are amazing!
Why did you get it?
It just came to me like that.
Damn it!
It just came to me like that.
Okay!
We're going to start with a question from Team Remax.
Yari Yari, please!
Yari Yari!
You can do it!
Okay!
Grandpa team, please stand up!
Let's go!
Let's go, humming!
Humming!
Okay!
Hey, Seizo!
This is...
Humming, humming, humming...
Uh...
Wake up!
Uh...
Your stage name is...
Uh...
It's "itamina," right?
"It's "itamina," right?
Who's Kikiru?! Answer!
Who's Kikiru?!
Yosaku is correct!
Next, the old man's team is Kiyoshi's team!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Kiyoshi, do you best!
Thank you!
Are you ready?
Yes.
I'll close the door for you.
Yes.
Let's go!
Hammy!
Yes!
I know!
What?
I know! It's Doraemon!
Yes! Correct!
Next is T-backs.
I'm sorry.
Next is the old man.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
The old man's team, please listen carefully.
Let's go!
Let's hamming!
I missed it.
Can you play it for me? I don't know it.
You know it, don't you?
Yes! That's it!
Temtem's ball!
Yes!
That's Temtem's ball!
Temtem's ball!
Tametano-san!
A little more!
A little louder!
Here's a hint.
A little more! A little more!
Can we just end it like this?!
I'm not going to lose like this!
Idiot!
Okoma-chan
Brother!
I told you not to play disco!
Who was Okoma-chan?
Can we call her a hero?
I don't want to think about it now.
The End.
Yeah!
It was wonderful, wasn't it?
Your eyes were like...
BOOM!
Your eyes were like...
It was funny!
Hey, you can still do it!
Don't make such a bad face!
Let me introduce you to what got leaked.
That's right.
It was good, but...
It's not like it was good or anything.
Anyway...
Let me introduce you to what got leaked.
First of all, here it is.
Here you go.
Animal Human...
Zone!
Harada Junichi-kun, 18 years old.
Isn't this good?
It's pretty good.
It looks good, doesn't it?
Now, Animal Human...
Zone!
Transformation method!
Yeah, yeah.
When you cross over to Zone's back...
You transform before you know it!
Feature!
Yeah?
You don't really want to transform because you don't look good.
It's something you can do, right?
Even if you transform...
Your power isn't much different from when you were human.
This program is...
"Kirinri Barrage"...
"Nisshin Shokushin"...
"Meirensha"...
"Rozze"...
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