AISubs v3.5
Odaikan, what do you want me to do?
What are you talking about?
Huh?
What do you want me to do?
No, I just...
If you want to save your father...
Come to Odaikan's mansion!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
That's what you're saying, right?
"That's what you're saying," you say...
Hm, hm, hm...
What are you sitting on right now?
No!
It's a futon!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Radiance
It's a futon! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Rain
(Lotte)
(B&G)
(Kirin B-ballets)
(Lotte)
(B&G)
(Kirin B-ballets)
(Lotte)
(B&G)
(Kirin B-ballets)
(This program is)
(made in China)
(Lotte)
(B&G)
(Kirin B-ballets)
(Sponsored by Nisshin Foods)
In the first transformation... This is the first one.
Oh, this is the first one.
In the first transformation, she becomes like number one.
If that doesn't work, she takes off her coat again and becomes like number two!
I don't want to be like that!
Then!
Her head is lit up with a million volts.
She makes the enemy's eyes darken.
That dazzling light!
When she's about to fall asleep...
Her little sister turns on the light and it's so annoying!
It's so annoying!
She's like...
"Don't sleep, don't sleep!" and when she finally falls asleep...
She comes in and her little sister is like...
Click!
That's your...
It's so dazzling, this is!
It's so annoying!
Ah, I see.
As for her characteristics...
She's thin and manly.
Ah, you can say that.
She doesn't touch women.
Oh!
She likes American jokes.
Her hobbies are horse riding and archery.
Oh, that's cool!
That's so cool!
And so...
This week's hero is...
Denkiuman!
Good morning!
Now...
Now, Denkiuman...
Yes, yes.
What kind of performance will you show us?
There's a rumor that you're a little strong today...
- Oh, is that so? - Yes.
Now, let's watch Denkiuman, this week's hero!
Please watch from Custom Hikaru, the modified human!
Custom Hikaru
Onii-chan!
Oh, it's you, Kirari!
What's up?
Huh?
Who's this?
She's the student council president's right-hand woman.
What's up with you?!
Is this the problem game centre?
Yes, that's right.
Recently, students from my school have been coming here.
There are rumors that there are many students who are injured in this game centre's games.
Then I'll go with you.
Oh, you can go too.
Kirari, you wait here.
Got it. Then I'll give my sister's money in cash.
No, it's fine. If you don't do anything like that, it'll rain.
Look, it's raining!
Sister, it's not raining!
It's not raining!
Hey!
Who do you think you are?!
You! You hate me, don't you?!
Hey, hey, hey, teacher!
Yes?
From what I see, it only looks like a normal game centre.
Mori-san, take that.
Hey, if you win like this, you'll get 1 million yen!
Do your best! Do your best!
Mori-chan, 1 million yen! Do your best!
Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best!
Who's going to try it next?!
Mori-san.
Yes?
As a teacher, I'm going to experience this dangerous game with my own hands.
Teacher, you shouldn't do it! You can't win like that!
It's okay. Even if it looks like it, it's powerful.
Since high school, I've been watching "Fruit" at aquarium school.
Huh?
Teacher! Teacher! You shouldn't do it!
What is this?!
Teacher, be careful!
Okay!
Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best!
I won!
What's wrong with you?
Give up!
Stop it!
Give up!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop the machine!
What are you doing?
This machine will break!
I'm sick of it!
If we don't make a goal, it won't end!
Is there such a stupid story?
Stop it! Let me go, you bastard!
Let me go, you bastard!
Who is he?
Stop it!
Let me go!
Don't let me go!
Stop it!
The machine broke.
What?
What's that?
Sand! Sand!
You bastard!
Did you think it was funny?
Huh?
Everyone in Iquistro knows, right?
If I say it, you'll lose!
We have to hurry up or it'll be 11 o'clock!
We have to make it go back before the game ends!
I see. We can't pay for the taxi.
We can't pay for the taxi!
Friendship!
You bastard!
You bastard, Kokukira!
Hurry up and get out of here!
As expected...
As expected of the past Hikaru.
No, I don't know what's going on today.
Huh? Good job, Miyamoto!
See you!
Hey, wait!
You two have to go home now!
Is that so?
That's right! That's right!
We have to do it together or we won't make it.
That's right, Miyamoto! That's right!
Transform!
Why do we have to transform in the same way?
Huh?
Where did he go?
I'm here!
Where do you think you are?
I'm a researcher!
You're not supposed to say that!
Come at me!
Good morning.
Why do you always use violence like that?
Isn't it scary to die like that?
What is it?
Even the electricity isn't working!
Do you want it to work?
I don't want it, but the electricity isn't working.
Okay, I'll make it work. Turn off the electricity here!
Are you stupid?
What?
The electricity isn't working!
What's wrong with you?
Are you stupid?
You're amazing today!
I'm not amazing!
I'm amazing today!
What?
In order to defeat you...
Yes?
I'm calling an amazing person.
Who is it?
Please come in!
Who is it?
What? What? What is it?
I'm Sonobu Shiroo of the human pump. Nice to meet you.
It's a human pump, you bastard!
A human pump?!
This is a soft boiled egg.
We drink this soft boiled egg in order not to break it.
And we take it out in order not to break it again.
Yes, I don't have it.
Then you take it out like this.
I don't have it.
Then you take it out like this.
I don't have it.
Here we go!
Let's do it this time.
Do it, you bastard!
It's not that strong.
Here we go.
Drink it! Drink it up!
Here we go.
I don't have it!
Let me see it!
I don't have it!
It's not crushed.
Please say it.
It's not crushed.
Please say it.
You bastard!
It's not crushed.
Please say it.
It's not crushed.
Oh, it's not crushed now.
Oh, it's close.
Damn it, I want to do it this way.
You can do it.
It's over.
Go.
You can do it.
What?
If you put it in this area...
How is it?
It's in.
Show me.
It's in, isn't it?
OK.
Don't crush it.
You idiot!
I should have done it that way.
You were made to do it.
I was trying to do it properly.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I can't do it like you.
Next is a game like this.
A game that is very popular among office ladies.
A game where you answer questions by running.
Where is an office lady?
Listen carefully.
You run as hard as you can.
The more you run, the more this light turns on.
When the red light turns on, you can answer for the first time.
Let's do it.
OK.
Ready, start!
Senkuman!
OK!
It's Senkuman!
OK!
I'm going to die!
Do an impression of Senkuman.
W-what?!
Isn't it fine?!
That's right.
Run and answer!
Okay, start!
"She" or "Wife", say your love words, please.
Now, which one will you choose?
Which one?
Of course I'll choose "Wife", of course.
Ah, so you're fine with "She" now?
What's going on?
I said "Wife", not "Wife"!
Okay, go ahead!
I'm very sorry about the other day.
Hey, this is like a police station!
Thank you very much!
Good job!
Huh?
Wait up!
How dare you do such a terrible thing without a reward!
I'll kill you!
Brother...
Wait a minute!
Brother...
I'm tired of this!
The plaintiff was Dasa Dasa Nyan.
I'm begging you! Send me a proper hero!
Kou-chan!
Kouji, Kouji, Kouji, Kouji!
Kou-chan!
You're so cute!
Say it to Kyouko!
Kou-chan!
Kou-chan, Kou-chan, Kou-chan!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Kouji, Kouji, Kouji, Kouji!
Baby!
Kyouko, you do it, too!
Kou-chan!
Ouch!
Candy, candy, flutter, flutter,
my mom
is happy
with a diamond.
Pitch, pitch, jump, jump,
la, la, la, la!
Asahi's house
This is Asahi's house.
Is it sudden?
No, it's not.
I'm going in.
I used to be a guide.
Really?
I was a bus guide.
I'd get up at five or six
and go pick up people.
At that time,
I'd definitely see
Asahi in the car.
I thought it was tough
but Asahi came up
with cool music.
It's like a lie, isn't it?
It's true.
But this song is heavy
from the morning.
I'm sure it's heavy.
Mr. Yashiroaki is heavy, isn't he?
Don't you think so?
No, no, no.
Don't you think so?
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Life Simpson
And it's been the room of many a poor boy
And God only knows how long
My mother was a teenager
Sleeping by a little bluesy
My father was a gentleman
Down in New Orleans
Excuse me for a moment.
This is complicated.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Did you have this on you?
Excuse me.
Where did it go?
Excuse me.
Boy, are you watching this?
Stop it!
What?
Stop it!
Excuse me for a moment.
Please look forward.
There was a little dust on it.
You're disgusting!
What?
You have that kind of feeling, don't you?
No, of course not!
Oh my!
Yes, yes.
Scary, scary!
He's here.
Hey you!
Where's Mark?
Were you here?
Do you know each other?
No, we don't know each other!
I'm his son!
It's embarrassing to say this,
but I'm alone here.
Are you stupid?
No, I'm not stupid!
You know,
sweet pink goes well with a cool impression of shadow.
What are you talking about?
You're so noisy!
Hey, Tommy, do that.
Do Mark like a boss.
Like this?
If you do it like this, it's weak.
You're a boss!
Are you stupid?
Like this!
Oh my!
You're a rebel!
What?
What are you talking about?
You're so noisy!
Don't talk!
You're so noisy!
You're a danger!
You're so noisy!
You're so stupid!
Stupid?
What are you doing?
You're so noisy!
Do it!
You're a guerilla!
You're scary!
Will you kill me?
No, I won't!
I won't be killed by you!
Then let's pose.
Pose?
No!
What are you doing?
You're so noisy!
Don't say that!
Say it again, Madam!
Are you Ogama?
Let's go!
Let me introduce you. First of all, in front of me is Judge Masumoto-sensei!
Next to him is Yuu-sensei!
First appearance, now! Oji-sensei!
Oji-sensei, today's special judge. Special judge, you two are here today.
Special judge is these people! Kano Tenmei-san and Rikao-san!
Thank you!
Girls make noise, don't they?
You?
That's right.
What about you? Are you happy about it?
But sometimes boys do it, too.
Have you ever done it, girls?
No.
It's eight o'clock on this show!
Oh, I see.
I made a mistake.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Let's get started!
Today's guest is...
All right!
Entry No. 1, Ms. Kawaii Uchiha!
She is 73 years old, 75 years old, 85 years old, and 88 years old.
She has a slender body and is from Furobuya.
She got married at 17 years old and got divorced, got divorced, and got divorced again.
She is a dignified and perfect woman!
Entry No. 2, Ms. Murakata Naomi!
She is 83 years old, 63 years old, 88 years old, and 88 years old.
She is a dignified and perfect woman!
Entry No. 3, Ms. Tanaka Hinobi!
She is 86 years old, 85 years old, and 86 years old.
She loves pachinko and has a dirty bar and is a treasure for the three of them!
Entry No. 4, Ms. Okaki Sato!
She is 96 years old, 98 years old, and 77 years old.
She is a mysterious woman!
Entry No. 3, Ms. Tanaka Nonome!
She is a dignified and perfect woman!
Entry No. 5, Ms. Morikawa Yuko!
She is 89 years old, 62 years old, and 89 years old.
Entry No. 2, Ms. Yukie Yukie!
She is 83 years old, and has a dirty bar and is a treasure for the three of them!
Entry No. 3, Ms. Yukie Yukie!
She is 86 years old, and 87 years old, and 87 years old.
She is a dignified and perfect woman!
Entry No. 2, Ms. Matsumoto!
She is 81 years old, and has a dirty bar and is a treasure for the three of them!
It's kind of weird!
While you were doing it, Hamada-san, you took a break for two or three times.
You didn't take a break.
Well, well, well.
You must be tired.
Yes, everyone, you must be tired.
First of all, teachers of Shinsengumi.
Questions!
Thank you!
Yes, yes.
Well, yes.
It's been about ten years now, but...
Yes.
Since you were young...
Yes.
In short, you must have had "my charm point", right?
I see, I see.
Since you were young, you must have had something you remember about.
I see.
Everyone, when you were young...
Yes, yes.
First one.
When I was young, I was proud of something?
Yes.
I liked running when I was young.
What?
Eh?
When you were young?
Yes!
Ah, when you were young...
When you were young, right?
Yes.
When you were young, you liked running, right?
When you were young, you...
When you were young, you liked running, right?
And you were sixteen, weren't you?
Yes.
And you got married at sixteen.
Number two?
When I was young, I was good at bowling.
Number three?
I can't believe it now, but in the past, people used to call me "Ashi, like Kamoshika."
Who said that?
An old man.
Number four?
Are you bragging?
I've been bragging for a while now.
I knew you were bluffing!
When I was a teenager, I was called "Zacoba-san."
Wait a minute! Say it again!
Louder!
When you were a teenager, you were called "Zacoba- san"?
Yes.
Do you know who "Zacoba-san" is?
He's the one who used to say "Katsura Chomaru."
In "Weekender," right?
Yes, in "Weekender."
What did "Zacoba-san" say to you?
"You're one of the police," he said.
What did you say to him after you said "you're one of the police"?
After I said it, he showed me his ID card.
It said "Katsura Chomaru."
I see.
Number five?
Yes.
On my way home from work, there were a lot of cars picking up girls like every day.
Yes.
So we chose one and said, "Should we give up?"
No, it's cool. Let's drive it.
So we drove it and played with it.
So you were picked up like every day?
Yes.
Yes, Oka!
Yes, Matsumoto-san.
When do you feel old?
Number one.
When you have a boyfriend.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Number two.
When you can't see what's close to you anymore.
That's just how it is!
Number three.
When you can't open your jaw anymore.
Hama-chan, when will you be able to open it?
Isn't it too funny?
Since two years ago.
Every morning when I wake up, my jaw is open.
So for example, you wake up in the morning and your jaw is open, right?
Yes.
What do you do?
I fix it.
You fix it?
Yes.
Can you fix it yourself?
Yes, I say "fix it", and it opens.
But why does your jaw open?
Is it sudden?
When I gave birth to my child, I think it was too sudden.
Is that so?
Yes.
No. 4?
When you say the same thing over and over again.
Take it!
We're not brothers!
Oh, I see.
Yes, number five.
You eat food and then throw up right away.
Yes, yes, yes.
You say "gohon gohon".
I see, I see.
You always say "it's dirty for children".
I see.
Now, number six.
Yes, yes.
Mr. Tenmei is here today.
Yes.
If you're Mr. Tenmei, you can take a nude photo as a souvenir.
Oh, I see.
You mean nude, right?
It's nude, of course.
If you say yes, I'll give you a hand.
Oh!
Well, I'm happy to have you here.
Are you Mina-san?
Why are you surprised?
Why don't you make a nice photo album?
On this show?
That's right.
Will it sell?
On the studio.
A photo album with two axes.
I know you always ask me this, but I'll ask you, too.
Well...
You're a celebrity, or rather, you're famous, and you look like...
Right?
If you could say "I look like this person", who would it be?
It's Metal from "Ginga Tetsudou 3-9".
Number 2, who do you look like?
I'm said to be Manoazusa.
Number 3?
I'm Candy's Ran-chan.
Number 4?
I'm Yashiro Akika Wakai Kobue.
Number 5?
Kyoko-san, Barbie.
Ah, Barbie. Yes, Kyoko-san.
Yes.
Ah!
Um, this one...
Um, that one...
Ah, this one came out earlier.
I wonder if it's a nickname.
It says "nickname" on number 3 and 4.
What's the nickname of number 3?
Ago-hazure.
Ah, I see.
Of course it is.
What's the nickname of Ago-hazure?
Call me!
Ibo-jin.
Ibo!
Ibo-jin?!
Call me!
That means that the punch you said earlier...
Do you still have it now?
Yes, Ibo-jin history 20 years.
You're a veteran!
Yes.
Ah, I see.
Well, that's about it for the questions.
Um, now I'd like you all to pose a sexy pose.
I'd like to ask you how you're doing, judges and teachers.
Watch carefully and refer to the judges.
Let's start with number 1!
Look, it's a crane!
What are you doing?
Number 2!
What?
What are you doing?
Be quiet!
Number 3!
Hmm, it's ugly.
What did you say?
It's not ugly, it's ugly.
You're good.
You're good, Number 3!
Okay, Number 4!
What are you doing?
It's ugly, it's ugly.
You saw it here and it's ugly?
You did something terrible!
If it's just a normal butt, it's fine.
It's been 20 years since I was born.
Okay, Number 5!
Please turn around and say your name and age.
Okay, let's go!
First, Number 1!
Oh!
Kawaguchi Atsuko, 41 years old, 6 months old.
41 years old.
Okay, next!
Number 2!
Go ahead!
Munakata Nahomi, 46 years old.
Okay, Number 3!
Go ahead!
Tanaka Hiromi, 43 years old.
Okay, Number 4!
Go ahead!
That's right, 45 years old.
And finally, Number 5! Go ahead!
Morita Yasuko, 40 years old.
Yes!
Number 5's mother is here!
Now, which one will be today's winner?
Let's go!
Judges, please show your cards!
Go ahead!
Number 4! Number 4! Number 4! Number 4! Number 5!
Toyotarou is the winner!
Number 4!
Here you go.
Since Tenmei-san is here...
Yes.
Tenmei-san, here's one.
To commemorate...
No, it's for a fan.
Oh, really?
Please look over there for a second.
Huh?
Look over there for a second.
No, look over there.
No, you look over there.
Why are you looking over there?
Oh, I see.
Behind you.
Oh, you're looking behind me.
What are you doing?!
There's a picture in front of you.
Here you go.
I'll give you this picture.
Oh, thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Animal park that gives love to children
This is a story about the love and passion of people who work in such an animal park.
Speaking of which, it's about time for a bonus.
There's no way we're losing, is there, director?
That's right!
For me, in order to study about animals...
I want an acting major!
As expected of you, Ryoko. You're great.
You're the same age as me.
Girls say they want clothes and go abroad.
As expected of you, Ryoko. You're great.
Compared to that...
You know what?
It's past midnight and you went to New York to wear a tee bag.
Today you're wearing it in a dressing room.
Look!
What is it?
It's true that I'm wearing it today.
But you said you wanted me to wear it too.
You're wearing it because you like it.
You're funny.
Stop it! Take it off!
Take it off!
You'll get a bonus!
There's no way we're losing, is there?
There's no way we're losing!
There's no way we're losing, director!
Take it off!
You're saying bad things about me!
Take it off!
I don't care!
I'm dancing!
Shamuto!
What are you doing?
You said you wanted me to wear it.
You'll get a bonus!
What?
A bonus?
As expected of you, Ryoko.
Shut up!
Take it off!
What are you doing?
I don't care!
Take it off!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Director, you seem to be in a bad mood.
What are you talking about?
Is this the best you've got?
Oh, yes!
You're so happy!
You should have let her dance like she was born happy!
Someone, help!
Don't let her dance!
If you let her dance too much, it's bad for her lungs.
Where are you going?
I'm going home.
Uncle! Uncle!
Where are you going?
Uncle!
What are you doing?
I was giving everyone bonuses, and I suddenly collapsed.
Bonus? This is your bonus.
Our bonus? Did you get a bonus?
Of course not!
Oh, my God!
Don't you know the financial situation of the zoo now?
Don't you know? Don't you know?
What kind of car is it? Why is there a bonus in such a state?
It's impossible!
Soft cream!
What are you talking about? It's not different at all!
What's going on? What's going on? Why is there a bonus in your hands?
Why? It's from the head office.
The head office? There's no way we're giving it out!
But what about the money you're holding in your hands now?
What about this money?!
Now...
That's something you all don't know about and you don't need to know about it.
Let me tell you the truth!
Really?
You know, the chairman...
He asked all of us to give out bonuses and we ran into the head office!
But the people of the head office don't bow their heads.
So, the chairman...
He wants to give his own mother this bonus money.
Mother...
There's no way your mother has such a large sum of money in her hands.
But the chairman...
Was it funny?
Bye!
Don't get in my way!
But there's no way your own mother has such a large sum of money in her hands.
So...
The chairman thought about it.
After working day and night...
Part-time at a construction site...
Day and night...
Working hard...
Working hard, but...
With that kind of part-time job...
Can you all afford it?!
Can you?
It hurts!
Don't get in my way!
It's not that bad!
My father...
He tried to sell his house to make money!
And you know why?
Because of his love for you!
Oh, no!
Stop it!
Go home for today!
My father...
He tried to make money for you.
And finally, his family...
They were all looking forward to his summer vacation.
He tried to help them.
Hey, you! Stop it!
Why? Why?
I... I'm trying my best to save up...
...to take my family's vacation money!
Shut up!
I saved up my own money!
That's... that's right!
But tell me what you're going to spend it on!
I don't know why you're asking me, but I'll tell you!
Use this money...
...as a bonus for my subordinates!
Oh, as a bonus! That might be a good idea!
Everyone's looking forward to it!
Money for my Hawaii trip!
Hawaii trip!
Hawaii and bonuses have nothing to do with it!
Why do you use it like that?!
That's not related at all!
What do you mean?!
As a bonus!
Hawaii is great!
You're happy when it's hot, aren't you?!
Um, wait...
Hawaii is warm and you're happy when it's hot...
Bonus...
Oh, you're happy when it's hot!
Hawaii is warm and you're happy when it's hot!
Goodbye!
Anyway!
I'm sorry, Chairman!
Everything we've said so far...
We've been worried about you, Chairman, so we've been asking around...
And we've finally grasped everything you've said!
I...
I can't accept...
Such a heavy bonus!
Me, either!
Me, too!
But for inexperienced people like me...
What are you talking about?!
Take this!
I can't!
I don't feel like it, but take it!
I see...
Thank you, you two!
Chairman!
Chairman...
We haven't exchanged words yet...
But we all feel the same way.
Chairman!
Certainly, we've just received a bonus!
But it's worth more than money!
Chairman's heart...
No...
It's a wonderful bonus of kindness!
So...
We're giving you back this bonus!
And I have something to say to you all.
That's all.
Thank you.
Thank you very much!
You've got a lot of legs, too!
You're doing teamwork, aren't you?
Awesome!
You're working on your budget, aren't you?
No, not at all!
Kurano's position is different.
His head is white!
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone!
How was it, Captain?
Thank you.
Now, everyone! We're going to work hard!
Let's go!
Captain!
It went well, didn't it?
I didn't think it would go this well!
It was perfect!
Don't say that out loud.
But this is an Academy Award!
I was about to cry while acting!
Since you did a good job, we'll give you a reward!
Give us a reward!
Don't stand up.
You two can share it.
What? Who is it?
You gave it to me, didn't you?
But it's floating a lot.
You did it, didn't you? Give me more!
But we've finally got a bonus for you all!
Yay!
There's no money in it!
What?
I'm not going to let you get the bonus!
What?
You'll be in trouble!
The Chief Camera, Hanashima, who received the money...
I'm going to eat you!
Watch out!
Get on!
This is scary!
Take off your injuries!
I'm fine.
This is what an amateur does!
THE ENDING
It's the ending segment!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you again.
Lastly...
...shall we do a present?
Before that...
...we have another item.
Monthly item.
Item.
This is our present for you.
That's right.
This and more!
It seems like we don't have anything for you today.
What do you have for us, Rikako?
If you say it like that...
...there's nothing we can do about it.
But you can't give it away if you give it to Rikako.
Then I'll give it away if you give it to me.
This...
...is what I like the most right now and I really don't want to give it away.
But if you say it like that, there's nothing we can do about it.
This...
Let's make a line. Is there anything we can do about it?
This... well, I've been told to say it once and for all.
It's Kikuchi's... it's Kikuchi's old man's thing.
So this tie, and this one from the past, and Tenmei-san.
This is for one person only.
Everyone stand up!
This program is...
Maiden Company
Lotte
B and G
Kirin Villa Ledge
Broadcasted by Nisshin Foods.