AISubs v3.5
It's a new ending, isn't it?
It's the opening!
It's the opening, isn't it?
You should have said something earlier!
Is that so?
I'm sorry about that.
I'm a little tired of New York.
Shut up!
I'm sorry about that.
That's my line!
It's a mess day and night.
Shut up!
I'm sorry about that.
But I thought I should have something to do with CX.
Shut up!
Anyway...
Shut up!
I was thinking about CX...
You know what CX is thinking about?
What?
The sculpture museum.
That's right.
I've been there.
That's nonsense!
He just went there to see some weird sculptures!
You're talking about Professor Picardo!
Professor!
Oh, you were a professor!
I've been there.
But you know Picasso...
You know his famous face?
Yes, yes.
You know him, don't you?
People say a lot of things about him.
But I saw it with my own eyes.
It's a self-portrait!
So...
That face...
It's not like that!
I'm weird!
What?
I'm weird!
First up is the Negila Team! Let's go!
Please do your best!
Now, I will introduce you!
The guest team is these people! Please come in!
The guest team is these people!
Kato-chan!
Next to her is Yamase Mami-chan!
Now, let's get started!
Here is the first question!
Oji-chan!
Now, let's see what Oji-chan has to say!
Let's start with Matsuo-san!
A special program at 9 o'clock!
Huh?
Judging by what you just said, this is a special program at 9 o'clock!
Now, Mr. Kiyoto! One, two, don!
America's latest type of fighter jet!
What, isn't everyone like that?
Now, Mr. Koh! One, two, don!
A very strong and special performance!
Now!
Mom, I know what you're saying!
Now, finally, Mr. Motoho! One, two, don!
A well-working medicine!
Now, is it okay? A special program at 9 o'clock!
America's latest type of fighter jet!
A very strong and special performance!
A well-working medicine!
Now, everyone reacted to everything!
Only Mr. Motoho was a little...
Booing.
He said "Huh?"
Hey, don't say things like that!
These three are pretty...
Related?
No, it's not related...
Oh, I know, I know!
Don't misunderstand me!
I know!
Yes, that's what it is.
A special program at 9 o'clock!
Now, Mr. Motoho! What kind of program is it?
It's a special program.
Have you seen it before?
This program?
No.
You haven't seen it before?
No, I haven't.
But!
It's a special program, isn't it?
It's not.
It's a B-class...
Now, Mr. Matsuo!
Mr. Matsuo!
Huh?
Mr. Matsuo!
No, it's okay.
Mr. Matsuo! What kind of content is it?
That "oh" is a different "oh"!
Anyway...
I know!
Don't say things like that!
I know!
Mr. Matsuo!
Mr. Matsuo! Don't say things like that!
What kind of content is it?
That broadcast program itself...
I think it's news, but...
Is it news?
I don't know if there's been a big accident or not.
Special news?
Special...
Who called it "news"?
I don't know.
You don't know that?
That medicine you often hear about...
Yes!
What kind of medicine is it?
What do you ask for it?
What kind of medicine is it?
Yes...
Um...
Many people ask me about it...
They often ask me about it...
What kind of illness is it?
Mr. Matsuo, have you taken it before?
No, I haven't taken it before.
He hasn't taken it before!
I want to say something...
Can you say it?
It doesn't work for that.
You work pretty well!
Kiyoto-san, have you ever seen this latest fighter jet?
Well...
When you press "B", it's close to "B-29", but it's "1" now.
This is...
Don't talk anymore, old woman!
I like you, old woman!
Well then, let's see how good you are!
Go ahead!
Let's go, guest team!
One, two...
"G-21 Special"!
Huh? It's not very exciting!
No, I've heard of it before!
Really?
I used to be very confident, but...
First of all, Matsuo-chan got it right!
"9" is... "21" is "9", right?
And "special" is "special", right?
And it's easy to get it wrong in a fighter jet, right?
I see, I see...
And you know...
You often got it wrong with "2B" or something like that, right?
Yes, with a pencil...
Kou-chan...
You should at least get it right with "Motou- chan"!
A little, you know!
I see, I see...
Well, I wrote "special" like this...
If I got it right...
I don't think you can get it right with that.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes.
Well, then, regular team...
Please give me the answer.
One, two, go!
"B21 Special", Mr. Chin!
It's none of my business!
Go away!
"B21 Special", Mr. Chin!
You can't go that far.
I see, I got it.
Well, regular team...
You know the answer, so let's go!
If you know the answer, please raise your hand!
The answer is...
One, two, go!
"B21 Special"!
Let's go!
This is...
So cute!
This is exactly what Yamase said, right?
In terms of interpretation, this is "B21 Special", "9 o'clock Special Broadcast", "B21 Special"...
This is definitely a combat weapon.
This is also "knie beat" and other things, right? Pencils...
I don't know about this!
Motoho-san, you're really troublesome!
So, what does "B21 Special" mean?
Let's take a look.
This!
"B21"...
You have a very surprised face!
That's right! That face!
This is "B21 Special"!
This group is "temptation"!
Do you understand?
It's not medicine or anything!
If you throw a pencil, it's not a combat weapon!
This is not a special lecture!
Motoho-san, you understood, right?
I understood! Thank you!
Thank you!
So, what is "B21 Special"?
What is it?
So cute!
This group is "temptation"!
That's all I have to say! This has been "seriously seriously"!
Hey!
Slide!
It's dangerous to say such a thing.
It's dangerous to say such a thing!
Well, it's a new segment starting today.
That's right.
I'll tell you how it's going.
You're a hero.
I'm a hero.
You're a hero.
I'm a villain who retreats.
And you told me to think of a hero.
I thought about it, but I couldn't think of one.
So I thought I'd ask you all for a favor.
What? For people who watch TV?
That's right.
That's what it is.
And you all have heroes in your minds.
Who would be a hero like this?
I want you to think of one, and I'll do it for you.
Well, for now...
I've got one.
The king of the castle, Momosama-kun.
The reason for his two legs.
It's cold in the third year of elementary school.
I'll say it.
I think you can do it.
The king of the castle, Momosama-kun.
His transformation method.
Transformation method.
He steals the peach from his father and eats it.
He's a hero!
He stole it!
When it's dangerous and you can't do anything about it...
Even if you're a hero, you have to steal it!
You can't pay back for it.
That's right!
When it's dangerous, you have to look for it!
You have to hide it!
Your aunt will say, "Hey, what are you doing?"
Hey, what are you doing?
Grrr!
Well, this is it!
The time-limited squadron, Watchmen!
This is a hero that exists for you!
This is a time-limited squadron!
I have one question for you two.
Even though you're a squadron, you're alone?
That's...
That's hard to say...
Transformation method!
Yes.
With your own watch, even if it's long, short, or second hand,
you'll transform when it's 12 o'clock.
It's limited!
But, if you miss that chance, you'll transform!
So, it's okay for bad guys to transform at a completely different time, right?
However!
It's also possible for you to turn the screw and make it match 12 o'clock.
It's a completely different time principle!
That's why!
When you have to transform, it's possible!
That's scary!
HENPEI!
You're still a masseur!
You're a 29-year-old!
You're terrifyingly bad!
You have zero talent!
Don't you have any evil powers?
With this...
Transformation method!
If you smell smelly shoes, you can transform.
Well, this is also easy to transform.
Right?!
Yeah.
Right?!
Yeah.
This is good.
Also, special move.
Yes.
200 megaton destructive power.
This is a pattern that hasn't existed before.
It doesn't exist!
Then!
200 megaton destructive power.
Yes.
With one shot, you can destroy the earth ten times.
No, you can't do it once.
The earth is one!
Huh?!
The earth is one, you know!
Oh, Gatchaman, Gatchaman!
Huh?!
You can't destroy it ten times!
That's how amazing it is!
Thumb missile!
That's all...
For today's hero.
Yes.
Right?!
Yes.
But, for now, this is the first time.
Transformation!
Please stand up.
Yes.
For now, please say it like this.
Yes, thank you.
Right?!
Then, let's watch it right now.
Transformation human, Custom Hikaru!
Please watch it.
Here you go!
Hello?
Wakamatsu Hikaru, 23 years old.
He is a happy-go-lucky person.
His sense of justice and his thick hair make him look like Kouji Matoba.
Yes, yes. Yes, I understand.
Brother, I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble!
Who are you?
Kirari.
Oh, Kirari, your sister! What happened?
Well, yesterday, a strange bad guy transferred to our school.
Oh!
It's terrible!
What? What do you want me to do about it?
I can't even reach you, so I want you to help me!
Your way of speaking is strange!
All right, all right! Leave it to me!
You're in danger, so stay here!
*laughter*
Go ahead! Go ahead!
You have no time for stupid training!
Play! Play!
Go, go, go, go! Dance, dance!
Dance, dance!
*thump*
*crowd objecting*
Everybody! What's going on?!
You have to study!
What are you saying, you idiot!
Are you saying that again?
Come here, you idiot!
Let me go!
Stop it!
I won't listen to such violence!
Boss, he's got some nerve!
He's got some nerve!
Take him away!
(screams)
Oh, you're losing your temper, man!
It really hurt a little, didn't it?
You're all going to pay for this!
(screams)
How do you like it?
You look weak!
(laughs)
You look weak?!
You look weak!
Are you crazy?!
Hey! Come on out!
(screams)
(laughs)
Glasses!
You're in the wrong.
(laughs)
What?
What's with you?!
Stop it! I won't let you do as you like!
What's with you?!
You really have a lot of hair!
(laughs)
Get out of here!
Gokukira!
What?!
You're getting out of this classroom right now!
Really?!
What about me?!
Go!
Wait a minute!
(laughs)
Wait!
You can't use violence in front of everyone!
What?!
How about a game of sports?!
Huh?!
How about it?!
What are you doing?!
Huh?!
What are you doing?!
How about a game of Kana-type?!
(laughs)
You bastard!
Don't tell me you don't know how to play!
Huh?!
That's right...
Let's have a boxing match!
Oh!
A boxing match?!
That's right!
Are you serious?!
Yeah!
Then let's have a boxing match right now!
Let's go!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
No! It's not us!
Huh?!
Wait!
Are you calling me?
Yes, I am!
You're there, aren't you?!
Yes!
I called you because you're important!
Then come up to the ring!
(laughs)
Come on!
I want you!
Come on!
W-w-wait a minute!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Then let's start the match!
Bomber!
(laughs)
W-w-wait a minute!
What is it?
My back hurts because of the bump!
(laughs)
I'm serious! Give me a break!
What's going on?!
I was playing basketball on the TVS...
Hey! Get out of the way!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
(laughs)
This is...
Wait!
You guys...
What is it?
Giving me these shoes was the beginning of my failure!
(laughs)
Customs!
Hikaru!
HENPEI!
(laughs)
HENPEI!
(laughs)
Mom, talk, talk.
(laughs)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's a video, it's a video.
(laughs)
What are you?
No, no, it's a HENPEI!
(laughs)
Get up!
I won't let you do what you like anymore!
What are you talking about?
I know that, but don't say it!
(laughs)
I don't have a good one like this!
(laughs)
It's annoying.
I won't let you do what you like anymore!
(laughs)
Don!
(laughs)
Wait a minute!
Get out of there!
(laughs)
Like this!
(laughs)
Put it here!
(laughs)
Put it in your head!
(laughs)
Don!
(laughs)
Put it in your head!
(laughs)
Put it in your head!
(laughs)
Don!
(laughs)
Don!
(laughs)
How about it?
Which one is me?
(laughs)
Well, everyone has this, too.
(laughs)
Wow!
(laughs)
Do it!
I'm sorry.
(laughs)
HENPEI!
Don't say it!
(laughs)
Why are you shouting now?
What a scary guy! (laughs)
(laughs)
Isn't it life-threatening? (laughs)
(laughs)
I can not help it!
(laughs)
I have no choice but to use it!
What?
Toyami Missile!
(laughs)
Hey you guys!
Get out of this room as soon as possible!
Otherwise you will be involved in it!
(laughs)
Well, good night!
(laughs)
Hey you guys, wait for me!
Where is my wire?
(laughs)
Where is my wire?
Where is my wire fixture?
(laughs)
Well, good night!
(laughs)
Damn it!
(laughs)
It's a disaster!
(laughs)
Are you tired of it?
This is a hard final blow!
Hummmmm!
Be quiet!
Hold it right there!
Let's go!
Move! Cut it off!
Cut!
It hurts!
Brother!
Brother, your head!
Brother!
Unfortunately, Kira lost the battle.
Next week...
What kind of hero...
P.S.
Kira didn't know that his skirt was pulled up by the wire that came out of Hikaru's neck.
I'm dying!
My neck is coming off!
What?
Look at that!
What?
That's weird!
What's weird? What's going to blow up the earth ten times?
You did it exactly like that, didn't you?
It was similar, it was similar.
Yes, you did it exactly like that, didn't you?
Defeating Goku and Kira!
New Hero!
I'll draw it properly and then use my special move.
I'll draw all of it.
You can have it.
I don't care who you are.
How you transform and what special moves you use.
I'll draw it all.
I'll draw it in detail and send it to you.
Next week you'll be that again, okay?
That's all for this week's "Customized Hikaru" show!
See you next week!
Is it funny on TV?
It's...
...harder on the body.
Customized Hikaru
What's wrong?
What's wrong, kid?
Oh, I see.
Hey, kid!
It's a windmill!
So stop crying already.
Yeah!
What's up, boss? Why are you alone in a place like this?
I'm waiting for Chan.
What? Your Chan is a terrible man in a place like this.
Don't say Chan's bad things!
Chan is kind and strong...
I love Chan!
I see...
It's my fault.
Um... I hope you live happily with Chan forever and ever.
Yeah!
I... I think I'm with Chan.
What?
It's an honor, but I'm not a better man than your Chan.
I finally found you, white cloud.
Ah! Chan! It's my Chan!
Chan!
Shut up!
Do you hate children?
I love Chan!
Do you have a conscience?!
And now, the number one young talent, Itao Itsuchi-kun!
Good evening, thank you for having me.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Ever since last year's "Kure", you've been coming here and you're a big hit!
Yes, it's been 10 years since my debut.
It's worth it for me to work this hard.
That's great.
Who would be the happiest about this hit?
Last year's "Kure" in spring...
Last year's "Kure" in spring was a little weird, wasn't it?
It's going up a little!
Are you okay?!
I'm sorry, it's like a live broadcast.
Everyone's going up in this show!
Last year's "Kure" in spring...
I think my dad would be the happiest about it.
I see, your dad...
He said he wouldn't go back to the countryside until it sold out.
Yes, it was my dad's last wish.
But now you can go home proudly.
Yes.
That's great.
Well, I guess I'll make you feel like you've gone home a step ahead of me.
From Iwate...
I'm going to call my mom!
Mom, come in!
Ita-kun, can you sing for me?
Yes, of course.
Please listen to me carefully.
Now, I'm going to sing my number one song for you, Ita-kun.
"Your Appearance Is Also Short-Lived", please.
Summer, you have short legs.
Your appearance is also short-lived.
I'm also short-lived, but do you know that?
Summer, last summer was also short-lived.
Summer, I won't let you go.
Thank you very much!
"Purple Town" is a song that shocked me when I was in the sixth grade of elementary school.
I see.
It's a song that made me want to go to New York.
Isn't it difficult?
Difficult?
The key is high.
The key is high, isn't it?
Yes.
I thought New York was cool.
Then let's go to New York next time!
What? On this show?
No, on this show.
On this show?
This...
"Purple Town" is a song that shocked me when I was in the sixth grade of elementary school.
I see.
It's a song that made me want to go to New York next time!
Thank you very much!
Purple John, Purple Dawn, what a wonderful morning
Purple John, Purple Dawn, spread your wings and go to New York
New York, a city that calls for love
Purple John, Purple Dawn
Get up, you bastards!
Mark! Mark!
Look at this, Mark!
Mom, you did it!
Look at this! This one looks better, doesn't it?
This one is three yen cheaper. You did it, Mom!
Right, Mark?
What is it, Mark?
Nothing.
You're talking!
It has nothing to do with it.
It has nothing to do with it! You're talking too much!
I'm not!
Mark, did something happen?
What do you mean?
What do you mean? You're talking!
I'm talking!
You're not?
Mark, you can't put this in your nose.
I know.
Mom!
Mom, we all know.
Let's go, Mark.
What are you doing?
Get in.
I don't want it anymore.
Get in. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
I don't want it anymore.
Get in.
I don't want it anymore.
Get in.
I said I don't want it anymore.
Get in, you idiot!
You idiot!
Get in, you idiot!
I said I don't want it anymore.
I'm going home alone.
Get in, you idiot! Hurry up!
Get in, you idiot!
Get in!
Hurry up!
I miss you, Mark.
Director, at this rate, we won't get any animal feed.
You have to make sure we get what we spent on medicine.
What are you talking about?
At this rate, we won't get any animal feed or medicine.
We don't know if you'll get paid or not.
It's been a while since you've had a boyfriend, so you're happy.
When you come to work, come from your own house.
You're right.
You're from your own house!
You're right!
Director, is that true?
Yes!
I'm not going to work for you because I'm afraid of you.
I know you're scared, but you can't help it.
You look like a thief.
What a dirty place!
Excuse me.
This is a public place.
I know. It's dirty in here.
If you go to the bathroom, it's over there.
That's not true!
It's not like that.
Then what is it like?
I'm Ishiguro, the new chairman, who came to recreate this zoo.
No!
Don't go!
Ishiguro!
Hey, hey, hey!
Shinrijo!
Yes?
If you had contacted me, I would have gone up to the main floor!
What is this smelly animal?
This is the chairman's clan.
Chairman?!
Yes, yes, yes.
You, bastard!
You have no record and you call me "bongra chairman" for no reason, bastard!
Well, it's troublesome if you praise me like that.
What are you praising me for?
It's your fault, you bastard!
You've become like this for no reason, bastard!
Chairman!
Good evening!
The second "tiger" stage has ended!
Good evening!
Thank you for your hard work!
The second show was heavy, wasn't it?
It was heavy, wasn't it?
What? What? Are you university students?
Are you university students?
Even if you join a group like that, you'll be in trouble.
I'm telling you, aren't I?
Ah, you shouldn't have said that.
Hey!
What is it?
Yes!
This is the most popular "shabell tiger" tiger in this zoo!
I've heard of "shabell tiger" tigers, but...
Huh?
Why is a "shabell tiger" tiger in a place like this?
Come on, "shabell tiger"!
Hurry up and put me in there!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You...
Your ears are getting bigger!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey!
You're amazing!
Get rid of him, you!
Run!
Who do you think you're playing with?
Who do you think you're facing?
Hey! Don't be shy!
What? What? What?
This person has become a new chairman!
Mr. Hamada!
Ishiguro!
Who is it?
What is it?
Hey!
Mr. Ishiguro!
Hey! Hey!
Ah, chairman!
This is...
Um...
This is the most popular "shabell tiger" tiger in this zoo!
Please take a good look at it!
Ah, you...
You're in the advertising department!
Why do you have a business card?
Oh, well...
If you need anything...
More importantly, chairman...
Huh?
What are you going to do with this zoo?
Oh, thank you for asking!
The first thing I have to do...
After I become the new chairman of this zoo...
I've been doing it for a long time, and it's already getting popular, this zoo.
So, I'm going to dispose of the unpopular animals and replace them with new animals!
No, I'm against it!
I feel so sorry for you for disposing of animals that are no longer useful!
Stop it, you two!
What are you talking about?
That's right!
As expected of you, Ryogo-chan.
That's a good thing to say.
As expected of you, Ryogo-chan, who made me blind.
As for you, Ryogo-chan, you can lick me if you like.
What are you talking about?
The candy, right?
The candy you licked, right?
I've already made a list of all the animals I'm going to dispose of.
As expected of you, you're fast at work!
Oh! The tiger!
As for you, the tiger is just a little bigger than a cat, and it's not a big deal.
You're right, you're right.
I wish there was a tiger in this zoo.
That's right, that's right.
But in this zoo, there's only one tiger, me and the tiger.
Huh? Oh, I see.
Oh, you're talking about me!
I feel a little cold.
You're lying, you're lying.
You!
I'm going to dispose of you!
No, no, wait a minute!
What?
You know, I used to be pretty popular back in the day.
Oh, back in the day!
Back in the day, that's what you used to say!
This zoo is making me uneasy.
That's true, but...
What about now?!
What?!
Do you think you'll be happy when you have kids?! You stupid, useless!
Wait a minute!
Tigers are still popular now!
What?!
If you compare them to idols, they're like super monkeys!
Nobody knows about that!
I know about it!
You know about it?!
What?!
Beach-side American!
Do you know about it?!
Why are you singing about it?!
Do you know about it?!
If I were you, I'd look like a monkey!
Wait a minute! "Beach-side American"!
What?!
"Beach-side American"!
Don't talk to me like that!
What is it?
First of all, this animal is too respectful!
No, no, it's not respectful.
It's just that you don't get paid much or anything.
I don't get paid for anything!
I don't get customers!
I don't get money for anything!
Oh, I see.
If that's the case, we'll have to dispose of you.
Wait a minute!
I've been quiet about it, but...
What?!
This tiger-tiger doesn't only talk, it also has wonderful gestures!
Are you serious?!
I understand.
Let me show you!
Tiger-tiger, stand by!
What's with you?!
It's been a while since I've done that!
I've never been able to do it with any animal!
Are you going to do it again?!
Oh, come on!
If you do it again, you won't get paid for it!
Oh, come on!
And with that, Tiger-tiger's century's day is over!
Do it yourself!
This way, Tiger-tiger!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
This way, Tiger-tiger!
This way... this way, in a front!
Yes, yes, let's do this!
So at first here was "rawr, rawr!"
And then like this...
Lower your chin more!
Lower your chin!
And "rawr!" like this!
So, let's talk about translations as well!
Oh, come on!
At first, there was "rawr"!
Do it properly!
What's with you?!
You're not supposed to do it like this!
Are you going to deceive me like this?!
Well, then chairman, how about this?
I, Kora Goroh, can solve your problem.
Now!?
It's your turn, Tora!
Don't worry, you bastard!
Hey!
Don't do it, Enkira!
Hey!
You're doing something tough.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'm sorry!
You're doing something like this!
You're doing a combination!
My name is Kora Goroh.
Good evening, Kora Goroh!
Hey!
There's someone I like.
But that someone has a girlfriend.
But I can't give up!
Kora Goroh...
What should I do?
Well...
What do you think, Kora Goroh?
Ishikoro, I'm begging you.
Don't talk to me!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
I'm going to kill you!
Chairman, that's too much!
What's wrong with you?
Don't make me angry!
Get out of my house!
Animals are animals.
Don't make me angry!
Ishikoro...
You're wrong!
You're wrong, Chairman Shin.
Animals are not products.
Your way of thinking will eventually lead to war.
Animals are not products.
These zoo animals...
They all understand each other's hearts and minds.
That's how we were raised.
In other words...
The zoo is like one family.
I know what you're trying to say!
Thank you.
It's my fault, but I can't help it!
All I ever did was recreate this zoo!
All I ever did!
That's all I ever thought about!
I didn't think about animals' feelings.
Therefore...
I'm going to make sure...
you're fired.
Chairman!
But...
I have to think about animals a little more.
Otherwise...
As Chairman Shin...
I'm disqualified.
Chairman!
That's right!
First of all...
Please learn how to get along with animals.
Yes.
Actually...
I think I said something wrong, too.
I talked too much.
You...
You're so stubborn!
I'm sure you're apologizing!
What's with you guys?
I'll hit you so you won't end up like me!
At first...
When I saw you...
I thought you were a little crazy...
Well, I don't know...
What do you mean you don't know?!
I've always been like this!
If you say that, you'll start again!
What are you talking about?!
You're spoiled, too!
Well, I'll help you out, but I don't think you're a bad guy!
Well, it's the same thing!
That's right, chairman!
Well, I'm going to change my mind little by little!
Well, let's start with the skinship!
Oh, really?
Well, then... Ishiguro!
Over there!
Sit down!
Hey, Toragoro!
Let's sit on Ishiguro's lap!
But, you know...
When you're with the chairman...
Grab me like this!
Grab me like this for once!
I'm not grabbing you!
You know?!
Why are you playing?
Well, it's not like we're doing skinship...
We're not doing skinship!
We know how animals feel!
That's why we're sitting here!
Of course we know!
Why are you sitting on my lap like that?
No, I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?!
Get out of my way!
If you keep doing that, what's going to happen?!
You're going to pay for it first!
Everyone, over here!
Everyone!
Help me!
You!
What is it?!
There's a big balloon!
Get on top of it!
And...
When I press this switch once...
The skinship explodes...
And the balloon...
From that distance...
Why?!
Why don't you do that?!
No, no...
It's not like we're doing skinship...
Why?!
Look!
There it is!
Take it away!
You're supposed to do it first!
Stop it!
No!
Stop it!
Why?!
I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
Skinship and sliding...
They feel pretty good!
I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
Let me just smoke a cigarette!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
THE END
It's time for the ending!
We've been off work for three weeks now.
It's our first day off.
Our first guest is here.
I'm sorry.
Let's get right to it.
Today's guest is Kato-san.
Shibuya Public Road, April 24th.
That's right.
It's Kato-chan's "Laugh and Laugh Music Festival".
What a great title!
Who came up with it?
What is it about?
It's nothing special.
It's just that I'm going on stage and say "I'm Kato- chan" and that's it.
Is taking money that big of an end?
That said, before we start...
I'll be giving away this phone card.
I'll be giving it away to 50 people.
There are currently 126,000 requests.
But if you ask me, it's twice as many.
There are about 8 people.
Why?!
Even the "g"s are all the same.
That's amazing!
There are 126,000 people.
I'll be giving it away to 50 people.
Today, Kato-san and Naomi-chan...
I'd like you to pick one card each.
Shall we?
This doesn't have anything to do with it.
Can I pick from anywhere?
What do you think?
Can I pick from here?
Can I pick from anywhere?
Anywhere is fine.
Who is it?
Meguro's Kato-chan...
It's not Meguro!
It's Saitama!
Write "Saitama" down!
Kato-chan!
It's not bad, right?
Meguro's Kato-chan...
You idiot!
I thought you'd like it.
Can I?
Saitama Prefecture, Soka-city...
This time, it's Yumi-chan.
Takao Junko-san, Osaka-city.
Congratulations!
The other 48 people will announce their products based on their ideas.
So...
No, I didn't mean to bring this in.
Of course, the one who chose it will give it away, right?
I'll give away the others, too.
So, I chose it today.
And since we have the opportunity...
Today, we have two of these.
Today, the audience...
I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
Why are you eating it?!
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