AISubs v3.5
When Jasmine enters her room, the first thing she sees is...
I prefer waiting in line.
I remember everything.
I can remember...
just one story.
But I hate it all.
I hate it.
I can't forget it.
I hate it.
I don't need it now.
So I hate it all.
I hate it.
I can't lose it.
I hate it.
I don't need anyone.
But I hate it all.
I hate it.
I have to go now.
I hate it.
This is a new segment that started today.
Can you see behind me? Grandparents and grandmothers are sitting.
Now I will have these grandparents and grandmothers explain certain words to me.
What words are they saying?
I will have them guess and it will be a simple segment.
Now, let me introduce the respondents.
First, from here, the regular team!
Thank you!
And now, from the regular team, the guest team!
Here you go!
Let's start with the regular team!
And now, the regular team!
Now, we have a new segment.
This is the first guest.
If you fail...
It's over.
That's right. You guys...
If you fail...
No cheering!
What are you doing?
Just cheer for me. I'm being polite.
I'm going to be on a downtown show.
Now...
Both teams will play.
But I'll show you the same words.
Some of you know, some of you don't.
Some of you may know, some of you may not.
But I don't know which one of you knows for sure.
Each team will ask a question...
And in the end, you two will think of an answer and write it down.
Yes.
Let's get started!
And the first question is...
This one!
From Akiyoshi-san.
Akiyoshi-san, please answer.
Don!
What comes out of noodles?
Shut up!
Akiyoshi said it.
Kimiko-san, please answer.
Kimiko-san...
Don!
Shut up!
Takeoro-san, please answer.
Don!
What are you talking about? It's a hot drink!
Now, please answer, Yaeko-san! Don!
French food!
When Yaeko-san saw this, she said "Isn't it French food?"
She said "Eh, it's all French food."
She trusted everything I said.
Now, Motou-san! Don!
French food!
It's soba food!
Soba food!
Can we report this?
Are you okay?
Now, please answer!
It's all French food, right?
That's right!
Soba food is not French food, right?
It's French food, right?
Now, let's start with the regular team!
Shall we?
Now...
Akiyoshi-san!
Yes!
You know...
Akiyoshi-san!
I didn't ask you anything!
I can't answer what a person with such a bad temper said!
That's impossible!
Because I'm already old!
Akiyoshi-san!
Yes?
Have you eaten this recently?
No, I haven't.
You haven't?
Yes.
This is not food!
Dad, you eat soba, but you don't eat anything dirty like that, do you?
Is it dirty?
No, it's dirty. It's edible. It's edible.
What?
Dad!
Yes?
What is "eating soba" ?
This is...
Dad!
It's like...
Yes?
Should I eat soba, too?
"Is that a part of soba eating?" "Yes, it is." "Everyone eats soba, doesn't he?" "Yes, that's right."
"Akiyo-san," "Yes, Akiyo-san!"
"Soba and soba are related, aren't they?" "Yes, they are."
Has anyone eaten it before?
"No, this is what the elderly eat at the soba restaurant." "What do you mean?"
"Young people eat it." "Elderly?" "Aunties and uncles eat it, too."
"Akiyo-san, isn't it Japanese food?" "No, it's French food."
"It's like French food, isn't it?" "Yes, it is."
It's like potage. It's like dark soup.
"What are you talking about?" "Well, it's fine."
Everyone is here! Team Flip, please come out!
Who is talking about me?
Akiyo-san eats soba and then drinks something.
Kimiko-san drinks soba soup.
Naoro-san drinks hot drinks.
Yaeko-san eats French food.
Motoh-san eats soba.
Now, what on earth are you talking about?
Team Flip, please give us your answer.
"I think it's a young word." "I see."
I'm sorry if you got it wrong.
However, I don't know what Motoh-san would say.
I'm wondering about your answer.
If Motoh-san wasn't here, I would know the answer.
I would think about Motoh-san, too.
I see. In that sense, Team Regular's answer is...
Soba-aji-zoku.
I see. I see.
Now, Team Guest.
"After all, it's over here." "Soba-aji."
"Soba-aji." "I see."
"It didn't say 'zoku' though." "It didn't say 'zoku'!"
Now, let's hear the correct answer.
You all know the correct answer.
In that sense, the correct answer is...
"Soba-aji-zoku!" "Soba-aji is correct!"
No, but...
But, don't you know what "wildness" is?
Wildness is something Akiyoshi can never do.
No, Akiyoshi might be able to do something like this.
For the sake of my grandfather and grandmother, he cut his hair like this...
It was like a hat.
That's why Akiyoshi can't do it.
Like this?
It's similar!
It's not your grandfather, it's an Indian.
And with that, we have come to the end of our quiz.
Please wait a moment.
Now, we'll continue like this.
The next question is...
Now, Akiyoshi will say it.
One, two, three!
It's about a group that looks weird on TV.
It's about a group that looks weird on TV!
He's saying it!
Now, Kimito!
One, two, three!
It's about consumers...
I think I know what it is!
It's about consumers gathering together!
Kimito-san, I think I know what it is!
Now, Naoro-san!
One, two, three!
It's about a gay band!
Do you know what it is?
It's about a gay band!
Yayko-san, one, two, three!
It's about an American band!
OK, last one!
Last one, Mr. Moto!
One, two, go!
People who talk about food...
You're talking about people who talk about food!
Just like that!
What kind of image do you want to create with all those consumers?
OK, question!
Mr. Wakio, what kind of outfit is "strange outfit" exactly?
Well, I haven't seen it before...
Oh, you haven't seen it before!
Oh, you know about it!
It's what young people like.
They like it!
They wear strange outfits and often watch TV...
But you haven't seen it before, have you?
No, I have seen it briefly.
Oh, you haven't seen it briefly.
Consumers...
I'd like you to be a little more specific.
Consumers...
What do you mean by "specific"?
Well, I think it's the most important issue for Japan.
Oh, I see!
She just talked about consumers!
Do you have a producer?
Yes, we do.
Please don't ask any more questions!
Have you ever come to Japan, American band?
Yes, we have.
Mr. Motohiro, what do people who talk about food talk about?
They talk about difficult things.
Of course, they talk about food!
They don't talk about difficult things!
Why do you talk about food?
Have you eaten a lot of food?
No, I haven't.
I have no idea!
It's too late for you to talk about food!
That's it!
Think about what you just said and write down your answer!
Now, please write down your answer!
Go ahead!
I have no idea!
Please write it down!
Now, please write down your answer!
The answer is...
"bem, bella, bello"!
This is...
For people who talk about food...
"bem, bella, bello"...
Right?
It only says "bello"!
I don't know, but it sounds like an American band, doesn't it?
What about this one?
What?!
"Bella" means "man" and "onna" means "woman".
I don't know!
They're all together!
All three of them!
They're all together, aren't they?
I don't know anymore, but...
They're wearing weird clothes in their rooms!
Right!
Groups!
Ah, I see...
"Bella", "bello"...
Please write it down!
"Tonkichi", "shinpei", "kantan"...
You don't know, do you?
I thought it was "bahu bahu" ("bahu bahu")
"bahu bahu" ("bahu bahu")
Let's see the answer!
Here is the correct answer! One, two...
Comic Club!?
You know, right? Something like this...
What is this?
Right?
Ah! Ah!
Oh!
Geta...
An American band everyday...
Geta...
Ah!
How could you not know this?! Something like this...
The correct answer is...
Kome-kome-kurau Myoujin Hase!
You don't know Kome-kome-kurau, do you?
This is... well, Yaegu-san was right.
The band was a band.
It's this kind of band.
It's this kind of people.
This band is Kome-kome-kurau.
Are you Japanese?
I'm Japanese!
Kome-kome-kurau.
I'm talking about these people.
We don't watch it.
You don't watch it, do you?!
And so, this time...
The guest team wins!
Thank you very much!
And with that, let's shake hands!
This has been Manzei & Maze!
In this faintly dirty world, if there is only one truth, it may be love!
People are beautiful and strong because of love!
Believing in that power of love, there are two people who continue to fight day and night!
People call them "Love Love Fire", who are determined to marry them!
In front of the three depressed people at Kinako- san's death, a mysterious salesman appears!
On their 420,000 yen death penalty tour, they participated in it on their own!
But because of that, they got lost in hell and ended up being captured by Emperor Enma!
Stop it!
Hey!
Capture him!
What are you saying?
If you say that, I'll shoot you!
Let's make our own hell!
Shut up!
Let's make our own hell!
Hey, it hurts!
Stop saying that!
You're not going to do it, are you?
Who gave you this mustache?
Why don't you do it?
Hey, don't say that!
Sorry!
You guys, I'm going to give you a terrible death penalty now!
I'm going to decide that death penalty now, so come over here!
What the hell is it?
All right!
What is the order of hell?
No corner!
It's the last corner.
You've been following the rules for four years now.
I've heard it many times.
You two will answer "yes" or "no" to the questions we've prepared for you.
If you say "no", we'll say "no" and if you say "yes", we'll say "yes" to you.
At the bottom of the board, there is an order of hell for you.
If you say "no", we'll say "yes" to you.
If you say "no", we'll say "no" to you.
Instead of that, if you lie, the time machine will react, so please be honest.
All right, let's start with question number one!
What's that?
Move, move, move!
I like Japanese TV more than Fuji TV!
All right, let's admit it!
Let's move on to question number two!
Have you ever wanted to change your partner?
What are you talking about?
It's me!
You said you wanted to quit downtown ten years ago, didn't you?
I didn't say that!
All right, let's admit it!
You said you wanted to quit!
All right, let's move on to question number three!
Do you like Professor Kazura more than Professor Nishikawa?
Well, I like Professor Nishikawa more.
I like him.
It's OK!
But on what basis is it OK?
Because you like him. You're both honest, aren't you?
Well, it's not like we like him...
We don't have many opportunities to work together.
You're getting too close!
I'm not trying to show off.
No, no, I'm serious.
Right? We don't work together much.
I understand.
The budget is...
If you say so.
Why...
OK, let's go!
OK! Here's the last question!
Before you got married, you were totally with an old woman!
I like him. "Before you got married"...
If I had to choose one, I'd say Hamada of Jyusei.
Why me?
Before you got married...
No, I said I was with an old woman before I met this woman.
Does that mean I don't have a girlfriend now?
Yes.
Which one? I don't know.
You're definitely with Jyusei.
I'm with Jyusei.
Jyusei!
Yes!
I've cut my hand with an old woman before.
Are you serious?!
OK, everyone!
Be quiet!
Yes!
So...
Here's the order you'll be given!
If you're one of those people, you'll be left behind as soon as you're asked.
That's Friday's warning!
Watch out for the movie stars!
You'll be sent to hell!
So...
To hell with you!
Start!
Yes!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Help me!
I'm sorry!
Sorry to have been late!
I'm sorry!
It was my fault!
My bad!
I'm sorry!
That poisoned me!
Your salad!
Hey!
Nana!
You guys are doctors, aren't you?
No! No! No! No!
Hamada-san is in trouble! Hamada-san is in trouble!
Hamada-san is in trouble! Hurry up!
Hurry up! You high-handed people!
It's not a tea party! It's not a tea party!
It's getting worse! It's getting worse!
R-really?!
Nana!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
Come out! Come out and it'll be really cold!
It's hot!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
You little...
This is...
How could you do something like this?
Hey.
Hm?
That Akira's older brother...
Hm?
Do something about it! You're a man, right?!
I can't do anything about it, right?
That's the worst! Why did you agree to participate in this?
It's your fault for breaking up with me!
Stop it!
What?
I smell something stupid coming from here.
You're right!
It's coming out of that hole over there!
I think we can do something about it!
Hey! Hey you over there!
Hey you! I'm sorry!
Hey!
Did you hear that, Akira?
What did you say?
I'm scared! I'm so scared!
I'm sorry, but could you take these two of us out of here?
Bye-bye!
That was violent!
So that's what it was like.
Hey, um...
You can just open this up for me with the key, but...
I'm sorry, but please...
I'm tearing up right now!
It hurts!
No, please...
I'll say anything you want me to say, so please...
You're going to listen to what I say?!
Yes!
You're always fighting in the name of self- defense!
You're a criminal, so remember that!
I'm sorry.
Hey, do it properly!
Yes!
Um, I'll do it properly now, so...
Can you open it for me?
Before you open it...
Even if you do, you'll never get mad!
What are you going to do? If you get mad... If you get mad, you'll never get mad!
I'll open it, so don't get mad!
Hurry up and open it!
Take that!
You've got some nerve!
Give it back!
Don't think you can get away with this!
How long have you been here, Yoshimoto?
I think you've been here for 11 years!
It's gotten pretty cold!
Let's take this off for now.
Check it out for yourself!
Put your hand in it!
I'm glad you invited me.
I like you, Mr. Nishikawa.
Here in Savannah, all living things are weak meat and strong food.
Yes!
You're here!
I'm a little old.
Are you hungry?
No, I'm not hungry.
Thank you for today.
Did you finish work early?
Yes.
Huh?
What's this ring?
No, it's...
And what's this long hair?
No, it's...
You betrayed me!
I can't stand you anymore!
I'm refreshed!
Thank you for waiting, Naraku!
I'm sorry, Koji.
I think you misunderstood me.
I'll cook for you!
I'll help you.
What do you want me to do?!
Ha-ha...
Once you hold me, you can't let me go...
Is that what you're saying?!
Ouch!
I'm dying!
Get out of here!
My dad loves chocolate.
My mom loves shortcakes.
My brother loves buns.
And I love soft serve ice cream!
And we are...
The Fat Family!
I'm so tired of racing.
Bro!
Huh?
Bro!
Huh?
You're tired, but you're energetic.
This is the best when you're tired.
You know that, right?
But, well...
Let's take a break here.
Seriously...
Let's take a break already.
We're going to get punked like this.
I'm so tired.
So, how's it going?
Yeah, how about you?
Well, I'm pretty tired.
I see...
You haven't worked for a while.
Sometimes you have to let me rest.
Teacher!
Let me rest!
Rest! Rest! Rest!
What should we do?
If you're tired, there's nothing we can do.
Yeah! Let me rest!
Really?!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Thank you.
Then, we'll take a break at the hot spring.
I'm tired.
You rest and we'll talk.
No, really.
Good evening.
Today, we're at EXILEIFE SHOWROOM in INACTS.
Today, we've made a song dedicated to taking a bath.
Please listen.
Thank you for listening.
Bathroom, when you are there, my body becomes beautiful.
Older people go in last than black people.
Bathroom, no matter how hot it is.
Bathroom, wash up.
Bathroom, I have drunk it up.
Bathroom, who is next?
Humans used to be homo sapiens, that is, similar to monkeys.
As years went by, they began to walk upright and their bodies changed.
This is generally referred to as evolution.
The shape of the head gradually changed and so did the face.
And in 1993, humans began a new evolution.
I accept.
Please have a seat.
All right.
It's still dangerous.
I have to do my best.
Hey, kid!
I'm glad you found me.
What are you doing here?
Well...
I want you to keep it a secret from my father.
What is it?
I don't have enough money.
Can you do me a favor and keep it a secret from my father?
I see.
That's why it's so complicated.
I understand.
I'll help you.
Koji...
We are...
friends, aren't we?
Friends...
You've been through so much, and you're still happy about it?
It's fine. Here, have some tissues.
Koji, I'm happy for you.
I worked hard for you. Here, have some tissues.
Here, have some tissues.
Koji, wait up!
He's forcing me to work part-time.
Wait a minute!
Mr. Kanda, are you planning something?
Wait a minute!
Listen to me!
What is it?!
Listen up!
I... I'm a kappa who lives freely in a river.
A kappa should play in a river.
I don't need money.
Not needing money doesn't mean I don't need to work.
What are you saying?
So I can't work part-time like this.
It hurts! It hurts!
Stop it!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was reading a book and I dropped it.
I love reading books.
I've decoded all of the books in the British royal library.
Oh, you mean this one?
This is by Salinger.
Catch me in a big wheat field
I've read it about twenty thousand times.
Every time I read it, my heart beats so fast.
If I knew, I wouldn't be crying like this.
Oh, yes.
When I first read this book, it was in 1988.
At that time, a serious incident occurred.
Oh, now my body is numb.
Your words are numb.
Now, it's best to read books like Ryoko-chan.
She's sleeping.
Yes.
Let's start the cat exercise.
Roll over, roll over, roll over.
Put your hands out in front of you.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Big yawn.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Thank you very much.
Good evening.
Yes, yes.
We received a phone call that one of you, Moazumo and Daigishi, has been kidnapped.
Let's go to the scene right now!
Yes, yes.
Where is the scene today? Let's go!
Yes, yes.
Catch me!
So, my wife, Taro left school at three thirty and we don't know where he is.
He always comes back home straight away, but we haven't heard from him today.
Hello. I'm Hamada, the director of 88 documents.
My name is Imada, as I said earlier.
I'll be Mr. Matsumoto's secretary.
I'm sorry. Do you have any complaints?
No, not really.
Actually, Mr. Matsumoto has already retired.
Would you like me to send you to this address?
Please send me.
Mr. Matsumoto, please come in!
Mr. Matsumoto, please come in! Please have a seat!
Please have a seat!
Mr. Matsumoto, please come in!
I'm Hamada.
You know, I'm doing a commercial.
Please eat this. It's gum.
This is for you, Mr. Hamada.
Please eat it, Mr. Hamada.
Do you have any complaints?
Yes, we do!
Shun! Shun! Shun!
Is that enough?
No, no, no.
We have to do this or we won't be able to breathe.
I'm sorry.
But we can't do this.
That's right.
I hope Taro's life is okay.
Even if he's not okay, we'll do our best to help him.
If anything happens to him,
I'll risk my political life, my prosecution and my pressure to go around the garden.
I'm sorry, but you have to go around the garden.
If you do that, we won't be able to help you.
Let's do our best.
Thank you.
Oh!
Wait a minute.
What is it?
It's about the general's case.
Yes, it's about the general's case.
What is this case about?
Is it about the general's case?
Yes.
Oh, no!
What is it about the general's case?
Nice to meet you.
Today is different from usual.
Isn't it?
It's hot and cool today.
I'd like you to guess what I'm wearing.
But you can't guess what I'm wearing.
Because I'm a teacher.
I'm nervous.
I'm a teacher.
You're a dirty man.
Now, then...
General Hamada!
Please answer!
I don't know.
OK, open time!
OK!
The answer is this!
This is the answer!
You're a dirty man!
You're dirty!
You're a dirty money!
It's so funny!
Good grief!
OK, the money.
Teacher, I'll leave it up to you now.
You'll do your best!
OK.
Please talk with the criminal.
OK!
But when you hear from the criminal,
you become nervous.
Yes.
(Telephone ringing)
Ouch!
(Laughter)
He hung up!
You hung up!
What are you doing?
I don't know, teacher!
One more chance!
Take it off!
(Laughter)
Hey, you!
Call me one more time!
(Telephone ringing)
What?
(Laughter)
He hung up.
He hung up after one call.
(Telephone ringing)
Oh, it's me, it's me. Why is it you! (Laughter)
Your hair! (Laughter)
I'm in trouble! One goal is beautiful, isn't it? (Laughter)
Ms. Otetsuda, what's wrong?
A man came to see me and asked for money.
Isn't it a request for your life?
No, pay me 3,600 yen for this month's newspaper. (Laughter)
Where are you looking at?! (Laughter)
I'm about to have a heart attack! (Laughter)
Thank you very much. (Laughter)
Damn it! (Laughter)
But why didn't the culprit say anything?
In my opinion, this is not a kidnapping request for money.
The culprit is a man who has a grudge against this house.
That is, he kidnapped Mr. Taro in order to torture you all.
Is there anyone in here who has a grudge against someone?
I don't have a grudge against anyone, but my wife may have a grudge against someone.
What are you talking about?! I don't know how to drink, but I don't have a grudge against anyone!
That's right, when you're drunk, you don't know what you're doing.
When you're drunk, you go into a man and stuff like that.
I'm sorry to say this, but if you eat two lunches and say you're full, you'll be full.
If you say you have a grudge against someone, it's better for you.
What?! I have nothing to do with it! (Laughter)
Hey, stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Why do you do like that and blame others?
Think about it.
Your sister is fighting against the disease in the hospital.
Don't you know it?
First of all, Tsubasa is raised by me.
Shut up!
What are you talking about?
Don't say bad things about me!
You are family when you are in trouble, right?
What is it?
It's no big deal for you to struggle when you are in trouble.
If you think like that, you should just quit your family.
Quit it!
Your words were very good.
Turtle Neck.
My words were wrong.
First of all, everyone!
Don't be stubborn!
Let's do our best for Taro to come back safely!
Yes!
We will also do our best to help Taro.
It's the culprit's phone.
Turn it off!
This time, I will...
Be careful.
Hello?
Taro?
Taro, stop!
Taro!
Are you okay?
Are you hurt?
Taro! Taro!
Are you Taro?
By the way, where are you now?
Shibuya?
Murasaki?
Who are you?
Five?
How old are you?
Twenty-two?
Wait.
Hey!
I'm not a fool to say I'm twenty-two!
I'm an adult!
What are you talking about?
Get out of here!
Get out!
What?
Before I leave?
My notebook?
You left my notebook?
What?
My notebook?
Yes!
Who did you give it to?
Huh?
Hanako, my assistant?
I see.
Sorry about that.
Okay, okay.
See you.
Bye.
Why didn't you say that earlier?
This guy...
You...
Why didn't you say those important words?
Huh?
I'm the only one who's talking!
Why are there so many of you and no one's talking?
Your voice was echoing today.
I have a meeting with my friends, so I'll be late.
Taro.
What?
Why didn't you say that?
You're late!
Yes!
Number one!
Number one is pretty...
You know.
Yeah.
Go for it!
Yeah.
What could it be?
- What's this? - Matou-chan.
- It's meat. - Matou!
- She doesn't hate it at all. - It's meat.
- I'll slap you right now! - Hurry up and listen to me!
- Tsukuri-no-koro! - Yay!
Suddenly, on February 8th, Wednesday at 3 o'clock,
I went to see Itao-san at Hankyu Hyakka-ten's plastic model store.
He was looking for something all his life.
Then he saw a monster doll in a toy store.
He finally bought it and went home.
Please tell me what happened to the monster.
The monster doll looked like you.
It looked like me.
By yourself?
By myself.
Wow!
What's that?
Don't you buy it?
For myself?
No, for someone else.
I'm not looking at you.
I didn't buy it to buy it.
What are you saying?
What are you doing?
Talk faster!
You don't have to talk like that.
I don't know what you're saying.
Do you have another monster at home?
No, I didn't want a monster.
Don't lie!
You don't have one?
I do.
When I'm in the shadows...
Don't lie!
Where did you see it?
I didn't see it.
Where did you see it?
Don't lie!
I'll hide my tears.
I don't know what you're saying.
You're looking at me.
Don't look at me.
It's not a monster. It's Godzilla.
You're right.
What are you doing?
Are you staring at Godzilla's doll?
I'm not staring at it.
I'm staring at Godzilla's doll.
Everyone's sister was pretty good, wasn't she?
Yes.
Why did you choose Godzilla?
Godzilla is similar to you, isn't it?
You can talk to her, and you can talk to her.
That's why I chose her for the scope.
Godzilla-like sister.
I didn't choose her to talk to her, I chose her because she was different.
I see.
Excuse me, sir.
Is that where you're coming from?
Excuse me.
A different person came up to me and said, "Are you Godzilla?"
It's you, isn't it?
She was singing exactly like you.
She was singing like you.
But the purpose was a little different.
I see.
Goodbye!