AISubs v3.5
Let's guess the number!
Wait! Wait!
Let's guess the number!
The winner is...
these people!
Let's welcome them!
Today's guest is...
this person!
Please come in!
Let me introduce you!
Today's guest is...
Mr. Kento Americato!
Let me introduce you!
Let me show you Kento's number!
Kento's number is...
this one!
Kento's audience, please answer!
This one!
Eight hundred and forty!
Let's welcome them!
Let's go!
Did you... work hard?
Well, since you worked hard...
you must be surprised, right?
You danced well!
That's right!
Without working hard...
this kind of...
difficult thing would not have happened!
No, really!
I want to be fresh!
Okay, question!
Yes!
What is the pattern of your clothes?
Toaster!
What is this?
I don't know!
Toaster!
It's a toaster!
I'm curious about that!
Where is the quiz?
Where is it?
It's wonderful!
Then...
Question number five!
Yes!
This year, the prize is...
Question!
The prize is not good!
Excuse me!
Yes?
What are you wearing on your head?
Shut up!
Zip!
What are you wearing on your head?
Stop it!
Excuse me!
Yes?
What time do you start tomorrow?
Don't ask me!
Ask someone else!
Yes, to Mr. Kendo.
Excuse me, Mr. Kendo!
What kind of person is Mr. Kendo?
No, no.
That's what I'm trying to say.
If you misunderstand me, you can't say it.
I'm a foreigner.
Foreigner?
I'm American.
American!
Yes, American.
What time did you come to Japan, Mr. Kendo?
That's what you guys say all the time!
Yes!
What time did you come to Japan, Mr. Kendo?
That's how you say it!
Yes!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
Mr. Kendo...
Stop it!
That's what you say all the time!
Why did you drop it?
That picture is Thai!
Let's go with Thai!
Thai!
Yes!
Dollar!
It's not dollar!
Yes!
Jewelry!
Huh?
Jewelry!
That's...
Huh?
It's not jewelry!
Hey...
Could it be...
Don't...
Don't say weird things!
Yes!
Blindfolded.
Can't you sing?
No, I can't.
Can't you sing straight?
Can't you sing?
I can, I can, I can.
Yes!
Swimming.
Huh?
That's...
Swimming?
That's...
Swimming?
Yes!
Swimming?
Yes!
Body control!
Body control?
That's...
Body control?
Swimming?
Swimming!
Yes!
Sorry!
Are you two OK?
Sorry!
I understand your feelings, but it's been a while since I did it, so I'm having fun!
Yes!
- Use it! - Yes!
- What is it? - Yes, Kanazawa!
- Mi... - Mi?
- What is "mi"?
- One "mi" and one "ni" (meaning "one")
- Do it, Kanazawa! - Yes!
- "Donet"? - Yes!
- What? - Yes!
- "Donet"? - What do you mean, "donet"?
No, "donate" twice.
- Kento, are you serious? - Kento, stop it!
Hey, you guys! Seriously, stop it!
Seriously, stop it!
- "Metre"? - "Mile".
- What? - "Metre".
- Oh, I see. - "Yard".
- Not "yard".
- "Centimetre"? - Right.
It's getting lower and lower.
- What is it? - "Millimetre"?
- "Millimetre" is... - "Millimetre" is...
- What does it mean? - "Mile" is closer.
- "Mile"? - "Mile"?
- "Mile" is like this, right? - Yes.
- It's more like... - Yes.
- "Hectare"! - "Hectare".
- Yes, that's it. - That's how you say it.
- "Lip"! - "Lip".
- "Joe"? - What's "Joe"?
- "Tomorrow's"? - No.
- "Toby"! - "Tomorrow's" is different.
- "Oranje"! - "Oranje" is different.
- Even Japanese don't know it. - No, I don't know it.
- I don't know it. - You don't know it, do you?
- I don't think you know it. - But actually, "hectare" is...
In Japanese, it's "hectare", but actually it's "hectare" and it's a word with that word.
- Oh, is it? Then "correctness" is "correctness", isn't it? - Well, it's close...
- Can you say it just one word? - "Ei"! - Say it louder!
- "Ei"! - "Eika"! - "Eika"! Yes, "eika"!
- Good job! - What's "eika" in English? - What's "eika" in English?
- Say it! - "Hectare" is...
- In English, it's "hectareika". - Shut up and listen!
- Please sing it!
- "Eijasneya"... - That's amazing! - "Eijasneya"...
- Did you say it? - Yes. - Then I'll say it. - Please say it!
- "America" or "Utah". - Well, "Utah" is...
- "840 acres of land". - "840 acres of land". - I see. - Did you get it?
- Please sing it! - "840 acres of memories".
- You wrote it seriously! - "840 acres of memories".
- There are many things, right? You'll tell me about them today, right? - I see.
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- Please sing it! - "840 acres of open - mindedness".
- "Open-mindedness". - "Open-mindedness".
- Can I say it? - Yes! "840 acres"...
What are you doing?!
I said, what are you doing?!
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
- Okay, now! - Yes!
"804" has a daughter from New Ager.
- She grew up well, didn't she? - Hey, you!
Hey, you!
- What's this place's name? Is it Gorilla Town? - Oh, father!
- Hey, hey, hey, you're exaggerating! - I'm not exaggerating!
- You're exaggerating! - That's not what I thought of!
- I'm sorry. - Yes, sir.
Kent is 840 acres.
Huh?
Kent is 840 acres.
You're not telling me!
That's what I'm saying!
840 acres of land is needed!
Hey!
You idiot!
Okay, so, tell me all of your answers!
Yes!
Let's hear your answers from your own mouths!
Kento, what's your answer?!
Well, I bought 840 acres of land in Utah.
Which means...
72 parts of the Tokyo Dome!
What?!
So, 840 acres of land is about one million parts!
What?!
That's not true!
In America, it's not that wide.
Well, it's a little wide.
But with this...
Kento, you bought this two years ago, didn't you?
But with this, I don't have any money left.
It's tough.
No, but...
I bought it for 920,000 dollars.
One million and two thousand parts!
What?!
One million parts!
It's surprisingly cheap, isn't it?!
Well, it's cheap, but...
If you buy it in Japan, it's too expensive!
70 parts of the Tokyo Dome!
Kento, you bought one acre of land, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
How much did you buy in one acre of land?
1,300 parts of land!
Yes.
Then, only for today!
Yes.
You're lying!
It's cheap!
Really?!
Yes!
I'll buy it!
You can't buy it!
You said you'd buy it for 1,300 parts in one acre of land.
But you said you'd buy it for 12,300 parts of land, didn't you?
Yes.
If you were serious about it, you'd buy it.
But if you hadn't come earlier, you know...
You're right, you're right.
You'd sell it all.
Yes, yes, yes.
You wouldn't know if you sold it all.
Maybe only the big ones are left in the store.
No, I was like this. I finally built a house.
When I looked sideways, I thought this guy was living there.
I don't know which one it is, so think about it when you sell it.
You're scary.
We're adults living in a convenience store.
That's gross.
One day you'll have a family.
One day you'll be able to live on your own.
You'll have a big house.
That's amazing, but...
Right?
That's how it is.
Let's make the world a better place!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you very much, Gedo-san!
Thank you!
That's all for today!
This has been Seriously Serious!
(Season 3 will air this week.)
In this thin, dirty world...
If there's only one truth...
It may be love!
People are beautiful and strong because of love!
Believing in love...
They continue to fight day and night!
People have decided to marry them...
Calling it love, love, fire!
Meguppe!
You said you'd wait for two months for that annoying meteorite!
I said I'd wait for two months!
You should have thought about it more carefully!
Meguppe!
You guys are back!
Welcome back!
We're back!
Thank you for the food!
Hey, old man...
Excuse me for a moment...
Akira!
Why are you so desperate?
Meguppe!
Most of your information is lies!
I'm a good person, aren't I?
It's easy for you to believe me, isn't it, Akira?
I have new information.
Really?
Really!
It's a lie, Akira! It's a lie!
You can't believe it!
It's the truth!
The information you always bring with you...
Excuse me for a moment...
Excuse me...
See you!
Excuse me!
How do you know my information?
I don't get it!
Hey! What are you doing?
I'm doing my best!
Akira...
Why are you saying that?
What are you saying?
Akira...
Yes?
It's a call.
Oh, yes!
From a woman.
Don't move!
I'm Meguppe Fire.
What are you doing?
Akira!
Hey, you!
What are you doing?
Akira!
What?
Come in!
Excuse me!
Hello? This is Akira Kitagawa.
How are you?
It's been a while.
Me?
Well...
Do you know who I am?
We met at work, didn't we?
I knew you'd forgotten me.
What?
I'm Nagisa.
What?
You're the one who was with me...
Yes! Do you remember me now?
Wait a minute!
Hello?
Who are you?
Move!
H-Hello?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I just came to Tokyo.
No, I miss you.
Tokyo?!
Yeah!
No way! I can't believe it!
Yeah, I want to see you as soon as possible!
You're right!
Oh, I see! I didn't know you were coming to Tokyo!
I see, it's been a while!
C-can you wait a minute?
What?!
Hello?
H-Hello?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Oh, I see!
You should have called me earlier!
Tokyo, huh?
I see!
I see...
Shinjuku...
Huh?
If it's Shinjuku...
We'll be there soon!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, I see!
If it's Shinjuku from my house, it's 3 o'clock...
I'm sorry!
Can you wait a minute?
Hello?!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What's with the noise?!
Akira!
Huh?
Nagisa?
You've changed!
What would you like?
Coke.
Have you really changed?
No, I haven't!
I can't believe you've changed so much!
No, no, no!
That Nagisa!
W-what brings you here?
To meet someone I like.
Oh, I see...
Do you want to meet her?
Oh, I do!
Really?
She's nearby.
No way!
Hey, you!
Over here!
Right in front of me!
Zen!
You were surprised, weren't you?
A little.
Hey, Akira-san, can I ask you something?
What?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Of course not! I don't have a girlfriend!
Then go out with me!
Ever since I went to Vegas, I've liked you!
That's... I'm happy about it, but...
You don't like it?
No, it's not like that!
Then go out with me!
You're trying to clean up a little problem, aren't you?
If it's for you, I'll do anything!
Anything?
Anything?!
Who are you?
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Huh?
Oh, nothing.
Huh?
Nothing.
What?
Who is this person?
Um...
Junior.
Huh? Who is this person?
Senior.
Huh?
No, you're mistaken.
Friend.
No, you're not my friend!
Huh?
Um... nice to meet you. I'm Akira's...
fiance!
No, you're not my fiance!
What?
What are you talking about?!
No, no, that's...
If I were your fiance, I'd think you were a prettier and cuter person!
What's with you, you ugly bastard?!
How dare you, you bastard!
Eat this!
You ugly bastard!
Eat this!
Oh, it's fine! It's fine, Akira!
Akira!
I feel sorry for this person, but...
which do you like more?
Tell me in front of this person!
Hey!
You ugly bastard!
You're the ugly one!
Ugly?
Yes, then do as you please!
I'm going back to my youth too!
I'm going back too!
Go away!
Maybe you're right, but I don't want to be with you this year!
Idiot!
Hey!
You don't want to be with me either?
I'm glad you like it.
This is for you.
So, from now on, I'm Love Love Fire?
That's right!
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
Take it! Take it!
Take it!
Help me!
You! Help me!
Mr. Nagisa, I'll transform! I'm sorry!
Akira Kitagawa and Nagisa Nishimura.
When their love voltage reached 100%,
they decided to marry and transform into "New Love Love Fire".
What have you been up to all day?!
I sometimes love flowers.
Akira Fire!
Nagisa Fire!
New Love Love Fire!
Alright!
Go and help them!
Got it!
It's Ojinga Z's dispatch! Let's go!
Ojinga!
Ojinga Z!
What?!
Ojinga Z wasn't this dirty!
What a shame!
Your appearance is terrible and you're done for!
Hurry up and let me go! Help me!
This is terrible!
You can't do this kind of music!
Don't move!
Ojinga!
Why aren't you moving?!
Hurry up and move!
This is no good!
Let's stop! I can't stand it anymore!
Ojinga Z!
Why aren't you moving?! Please move!
Ojinga!
Ojinga didn't try to move.
No, she didn't want to move.
Ojinga couldn't stand the fact that
there was an unknown woman,
named Nagisa, sitting in the cockpit.
Oh my!
I got it!
Ouch!
Don't look at me like that! I'm a woman!
What are you saying?
You're weird!
You're not fit for a monk! Get out of here!
You don't have to say that! You don't have to say that! Get out of here!
You're weird!
I was stupid.
Falling in love with a woman like that...
Don't give up! I'll help you!
Megume!
Just a little more! Hang in there!
Megume!
Megume! Are you okay?!
Just a little more!
Thank you!
Damn it!
Megume, are you okay?!
Megume!
Akira!
Megume! Hang in there!
I can't do it anymore!
I'll help you soon!
Hang in there!
Akira!
Akira, hurry up and get your face closer to Megume!
Akira, get it closer!
Get it closer to Megume!
Megume!
Just a little more!
Stretch it out!
Just a little more!
Stretch it out!
Hang in there!
You saved me!
Akira, thank you!
Megume...
Will you forgive me?
I won't forgive you.
I was very sad.
Megume...
It's my fault.
Just this once...
Megume, let's work together and do our best again!
I'm sorry, Megume!
Akira!
Men-chan!
I knew it!
It has to be double fire!
Thank you, Ojinger Z!
Thank you, Ojinger!
Ah, ha, ha, ha...
Megume was so ugly...
Even if there were times when she didn't think she was human...
Akira fell in love with her beauty.
And with the joy of Megume's return...
Ojinger couldn't help but dance.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm going to cut off that old man's nipples!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Let go of that woman's hand!
Who do you think you are?
We are your opponents.
Alright! Let's go!
Who do you think you are?
Get out of my way!
I'm talking right now!
Look!
The Red Fighter is crying!
Look!
He's also being asked by his aunt.
Then let's combine!
Alright!
As much as possible!
To protect world peace!
Why did you withdraw 24 hours?!
Combine!
Miracle Change!
Black, Red and Blue.
By doing a miracle change,
they will transform into superheroes with millions of powers!
We are the Three Colored Ball Pen Rangers!
Wait! You're going too far!
Too far! Too far!
Ouch!
I didn't do anything!
Come at me from anywhere!
Hey!
Ouch!
Hey!
Look at this!
Our destination, this terrible swamp, has been cut off!
What should we do, professor?
Is this exploration going to end here?
It's frustrating!
No!
Look at this!
Isn't this a trampoline?
Stand up here! Hurry up!
That's right! That's right!
Isn't it fun, professor?
Can we really cross this swamp to the other side of the island?
That's right! I'll look into it!
Please!
Yes!
If you come like this...
We can do it!
But...
If we have this kind of jump power, we can do it!
Is that so?
All right, Sumada!
Yes!
Do your best!
Yes!
Leave it to me!
Yes!
Leave it to me, everyone!
Oh!
That's all for today!
The end!
Where did we end up?
The next recording will be...
Here!
For free!
Now, let's continue with the news about how far the American "Japan Bashing" has come.
From Comia.
Comia.
I can't stand it anymore!
Huh?
Why do you keep stepping on me?
You got a higher salary than me, didn't you?
Don't think about resting all the time!
That's right.
I'm not going to let you go!
Miro, how's business?
Huh?
Work hard, will you?
How's your prep school going?
I heard you're doing great with your summer hard work.
That's right, that's right.
You know what, dad?
Miro, I don't want you to have narrow thoughts like me.
You know what?
You should go to a first-class college and join a first-class company!
That's your dream, right?
Work hard!
Dad.
Huh?
Mom.
Actually, I didn't go to prep school.
What did you say?!
I'm not going to let you go!
Go to your mom's!
Don't say things like that, dad!
Stop it!
I've made up my mind.
No!
You know what?
You'll be happier if you go to a first-class college!
Please!
I said no!
Dad!
Who goes from morning to night?
To first class...
I've been working hard!
Please think about it!
I said no!
I've made up my mind!
Don't say you've lost!
Oh, my God!
Oh, nothing will change!
Boy, are you okay?
Don't say you've lost!
We came from America, a free country!
Let's go together!
Don't say you've lost!
Not good!
What's with you?
One, two, three, four!
Hey, you!
Don't get so angry!
No, no, no!
Your pretty cherry blonde hair!
Go ahead and do it!
Say yes!
Okay, like America!
It's the eighth deck.
Shut up!
On August 31st, since the president is away overseas,
everyone on the West Side is working their butts off.
Did we get caught again?!
Yes, and with that, Cliodo-san's reunion is confirmed!
Then, as promised, let's have lunch with everyone!
I know that already!
Itao-chan, call the sushi shop and get five special dishes!
Are you okay with special dishes?
I'm fine! I have a company!
Hey, Daen! Daen!
I just got a call and the president's son is coming right now!
What?!
Come! Come!
He said he'd come here!
Hurry! Hurry!
Hello!
Is this the West Side?
Yes, it is.
Could you be the president's...
Yes!
I'm Hamada Masao, first-year student at Daisan Elementary School!
Oh, sir! Please come in!
Is it okay for me to sit here?
Welcome to such a dirty place!
A dirty place?!
You idiot!
This is my father's company!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Even his personality is just like the president's!
Right?!
Is that so?
So, sir, what are you doing at the company today?
Yes, that is...
We'll explain it to you!
Yes!
We won't say it once, so don't listen to us!
Yes!
One, two, three, four!
TV talent Yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan
Fans are important Yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan
If you receive a letter Yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan
You must read it properly Yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan
But usually Yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan
That is the end of it Yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan
Make a phone call, yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan
Can't we meet up, Itao-kun?
Big brother! You're doing something amazing!
That doesn't suit you, Itao-chan.
You scared me!
Don't lose your words!
I'm having a hard time breathing.
You're not saying anything at all!
I'm getting excited!
That's amazing!
If only it was yesterday!
It's been so long!
Is that even possible?
Look, they're singing!
It's a real song!
Announce it! Announce it!
If you put in a picture, we can meet Itao-kun!
You're the worst!
What are you talking about?
You idiot!
I'm not talking about you!
Today, I visited my father's company.
Visited?
But I was disappointed.
A company where you get a letter like that and say it's a little cute,
and you meet your father on the phone,
is already extinct!
You're all idiots!
You idiots!
What are you doing?
No, this is an important matter.
Why?
We, Pakistanis, are waiting for this kind of punishment when we are opposed to the people above us.
That's why we're bringing you in first.
What is this?
No, this is something we must do.
You idiots!
What do you mean "people above us"?
I know what you mean, but what is this?
What is this?
Change it to green.
Change it to green?
Damn you!
Who are you people?
What are you doing with instruments?
Don't you know how to play?
Are you all playing with them?
If I told my father about you, you'd all be beheaded.
That's enough!
Cut it out!
Ouch!
Cut it out! Cut it out!
Everyone, lower your heads!
Even if you lower your heads, we're not in a good mood.
So we have a favor to ask of you.
Do you hear me?
Yes, what is it?
Do you hear me?
Yes, we do.
Hey, go over there and talk.
Hey, you too.
Hey, what's his name?
Itao.
Itao?
Don't make it worse!
I hope you can edit it.
Hey you!
Yes?
What date is it today?
August 31st.
Damn you!
If it's not August 31st, will you start school tomorrow?
Huh?
Do you know how hot it is in here?
Are you paying attention?
I can't do it.
What can't you do?
My homework!
I can't do it!
Go ahead! Go ahead! Go ahead!
So...
Let's split up and do my homework.
Huh?
If you say so, we'll gladly cooperate.
Let's do it.
If you're ready, let's split up and do it.
That's a good idea, but...
Hey you, my dad's son!
You're my son!
Huh?
You're my son!
It's no use doing anything wrong, but let's do it together!
Let's do it!
What?
You're late for the meeting!
It's not like that!
It's not?
I've been looking at you for a while now, but you're not a boss!
A job is not for someone to do it for you!
Why did you leave it until it became like this?
You're the worst as a child!
You've been using your father's power since you were a child!
You can't be a good adult!
Dad!
Yoko!
It's late. I'll send you home.
No matter what you say today, you're no good!
I'm sorry.
You go home!
Come on!
What's wrong?
I want to do my homework with my own power!
But my mother is sick!
My only son's father is abroad!
I'm the only one left!
My sister is there, too!
My sister's care and mother's care
At my age...
I can't do it anymore!
No, everyone.
This is not just a family problem.
It's a problem for all people in the TV industry.
Masao is a poor victim of the TV industry.
Masao.
I'm sorry for getting mad at you.
I'll help you.
What?
But...
Do you like women in Tokyo?
Thank you!
We'll help you, too!
That's right!
Let's do it!
Oh, right!
I'm sorry!
I have to go see my mother now.
I'll come back at six in the evening.
See you at six!
Hey, kid.
Come over here.
- Where? - Here.
- What's up? - Listen up.
The operation was a huge success, wasn't it?
This "Imara, Ben, Saku" production.
"Tears, Give Me, Homework" big operation.
Everyone's young and stupid, so they're getting on board.
I mixed it up so you wouldn't even know about your friends.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- This will help you get a job at school. - Thank you.
But if you say it out loud like this and everyone hears you, it'll be hard for you.
That's right.
I'm tired of you!
What are you talking about?
Get off me!
Excuse me for a moment, sir!
You're in a good mood, aren't you?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I have one more thing to say.
Isn't it good that "Imara, Ben, Saku" isn't bad?
No, it's not bad at all!
Then, naturally, it's bad...
You guys!
"Imara, Ben, Saku" isn't bad at all!
Even though you're young and stupid, you're doing a great job.
"Imara, Ben, Saku" isn't bad at all!
You're crazy!
- What's wrong with you? - No, I'm fine with you today.
You're crazy!
Ever since this show started, you've been doing a great job!
You're amazing today!
I'm looking forward to it, too!
You're amazing today!
Enri Senshi Kosu!
I'm wearing glasses, but you can't see me!
You!
Are you an assistant producer?
You shouldn't do that.
Okay, let's do it!
Let me go! Let me go!
You're so uncool!
An angel fighting...
Gozzo Eganji "Make It" Corner!
From Kyoto, we have a pen name "Recently Last..."
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll say it again.
Don't do it.
I'm sorry. Please continue.
From Kyoto, we have a pen name "Recently Last Short Content" by Ian Carr.
Hello, everyone. Oh, good evening. I'm Chikuri with Itao-san and Ryoko-chan.
On August 17th, Itao-san will appear on the radio program "Yoshimoto da Woo!"
Itao-san said bad things about Ryoko-chan.
"Let's guess the numbers!" "Really, really, really..."
Ryoko-chan and Itao-san are next to each other.
Ryoko-chan will look at Itao-san's answer and make a joke about it.
That's right.
"What? Aren't you stupid?" or "Are you serious about writing that?"
I'll give you my answer, so don't do it!
Ryoko-chan will say that.
Ryoko-chan! Don't say that to Itao-san!
Right, Chikuri-san?
Ryoko is that kind of girl.
She doesn't know how to joke.
She's a top-class girl in Japan who doesn't know how to joke.
That's right.
When we make a joke...
Why do you say that? You have to do it properly!
She's serious about it, right?
She's serious about it.
She'll be like an older sister and be careful of me.
Please be careful of me!
She won't be careful of you.
Please be careful of me!
In front of Ryoko.
That's not possible!
If you say and do things like that, people will laugh at you!
I thought I'd be laughed at and I thought I'd be stopped.
That's a little too much...
That's my job!
Itao-san, you're also a DJ, right?
Yes.
Yoshimoto-san, you're a "woo" DJ.
When you're sitting alone, you look like an idiot.
It's like...
Your brain is like a Babaloa.
That's not true!
That's not true? Everyone knows that!
I don't think so!
I don't think Babaloa is like that!
That's not possible!
Please be careful of me!
That's not possible!
If you say and do things like that, people will laugh at you!
Thank you very much, everyone.
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