AISubs v3.5
Let's guess the number!
Nine! Nine!
Guests, please show us a number you have.
If you know the number, please put it in the comments section and we'll sing it for you!
Here are the answers!
Let's go!
Let me introduce this week's guests!
This week's guests are these people!
Let me introduce this week's guests!
Now, let's see Asada-san's number!
Asada-san's number is...
Show it!
I don't need to see it!
I don't need to see the number!
I know what number it is!
You didn't ask!
But I can see it!
The president can see it!
You don't need to know the number!
You don't know what number it is!
Let me say it again!
Asada-san's number is...
20!
TV viewers and audience, the answer is...
That's right!
That's amazing!
Yes!
Please cooperate with us!
You!
What is it?
Well...
Yes?
I wanted you to cooperate with us...
But you didn't say it!
Say it!
Work!
Is it related?
Yes!
It's not related to work, is it?
It's not!
It's not related at all, is it?
Yes!
Is it related to your body?
Body?
But it's not related!
It's not related at all!
Yes!
Is it related to your body?
Why do you ask that?
Don't raise your hands!
You're young! Don't raise your hands!
You!
How old is Hamada-san?
You mean about this?
I know about this!
Yes!
It's related between me and Asada-san!
Between you and Asada-san?
It's a value, right?
We're just acquaintances, right?
We're just friends, right?
Yes!
You're Asada Miyoko-san, right?
That's right!
Then let's say unit!
But I don't know unit...
Yes, say it!
Mai?
It's not "mai"!
Yes, "nin"!
It's not "nin"!
"Baisoku"!
Say it! "Baisoku"!
"Baisoku"?
"Baisoku"!
Wrong!
"Kodate"?
What the hell is "20 kodates"?!
There's one "kodate" in the book...
What the hell is "a kodate"?!
Don't say "20 kodates" at once!
It's an archive of some TV program!
You're wrong!
It's an easy short story!
- An easy short story! - Yes!
"Tohpei"!
It's easy, isn't it?!
"20 tohpei" isn't it?!
Drooling all over it!
Who drinks like that?!
Am I really that good?
In a way, yes!
You're talking about Martha, aren't you?
In a way, yes, maybe I am.
- Hebe! - Huh?
- Hebe! - It's not Hebe.
- Ko! - Huh?
- Ko! - It's not Ko!
- Yes! - Huh?
- To! - Huh?
- To? - To! Twenty to!
- Huh?
- Why do you say "to"? - Twenty to! One to! Two to! Three to!
- Isn't it "to"? - Twenty to!
- No! - Huh?
- Ten percent. - What is it? I'm getting mad!
- Are you for real? Just tell me. - Tell me already!
- What is it? - Month.
- Month? What do you mean by "month"? - Umm, it's the month of the moon, right?
- Day! - Day!
- Day! Day? - Day!
- What do you mean "day"? - Day!
- Oh! You're wrong! You're wrong! - Yes!
- Month! - What is it?
- Day! - What is it?
- Week! - Yes!
Koumen.
What are you saying?
It's close!
Koumen is close.
Nen!
Correct!
20 years!
Right? It has nothing to do with work!
This is also part of daily life, right?
That's right!
Now, please answer!
Daily life...
I don't know much about it...
Normally, this is about 15 years, right?
That's right, about 12 or 13 years...
Right? It's about 15 years...
This is about 20 years...
20 years...
Now, please answer!
Yes!
Until recently, I misunderstood my parents.
Miyoko-san!
What are you talking about?!
So you misunderstood your parents for 20 years.
Yes, and recently...
Ah, I see!
It's misunderstanding!
I'm sorry, Dad and Mom.
And recently, you realized your misunderstanding, right?
I understand.
Okay, Yu.
What did you do for 20 years of learning?
Corn or tea?
I won't give you any.
Make one for me.
I'll give you another one.
Okay, Ryoko.
A dog you cherished for 20 years died.
Guitar.
A family and a dog for 20 years.
I don't know what you're talking about!
A family and a dog!
What's the point of that?!
Leave it to your imagination.
What happened?!
Okay, Furano.
I like you like you did 20 years ago.
Well, well, well...
I don't think it's a bad idea.
Okay!
You're not going to guess it yet, are you?!
Okay!
The answer is...
Let's start with Asada-san.
The answer is...
She kept a dog for 20 years.
Or rather, she kept it alive.
That's right.
So the dog she kept for 20 years...
One!
One.
One for 20 years.
For 20 years!
Wow!
Okay, Ryoko!
Correct!
Actually, I have proof of this.
What?!
Twenty years ago...
It said "Mio-chan's first love".
The dog next to it was Boku-chan.
Oh, this one!
This dog...
This is a picture of when you bought it, right?
Yes, but it's been a year or two now.
Yes, it's been a year.
This dog was alive until just recently.
How old is it?
It's quite old, though.
"Quite old"?
It's "yoro yoro", isn't it?
This brings back memories!
What is this?!
Hey!
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
Hey, hey!
Hey, wait!
Hey, everyone, help me!
What is it?
No, no!
Everyone!
What?!
This is crazy!
What are you doing?!
What is it?
There's a picture of you in a swimsuit!
Isn't this good?!
It's not like there's any conspiracy behind it!
I knew it!
The idol is conspiring!
Twenty years ago...
Isn't this good?!
It might have been inside, but...
It's hot!
I want to see it!
What's wrong with you?!
Wow, it's stuck here!
What's wrong with you?!
Look at this! Look!
I got stabbed in the back!
But honestly, it had a pretty good atmosphere.
Shut up!
I'm really sorry.
No, it's fine.
Yes.
It's fine.
He's angry, he's angry.
And with that...
Im was alive for twenty years!
And Ryoko was correct!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
That's all for today! We're Manzei & Majou!
I'm glad you're sleeping.
Alright.
You're awake!
I can't open my eyes!
You're awake?!
You're awake!
What?!
You haven't slept all morning?!
I'm working too.
W-w-work?!
W-where?!
Work is not for young people!
Men have something to do with it!
Wait, what is this?!
W-what is this?!
W-what are you doing playing with this until morning?!
Huh?! What's going on?!
N-nothing.
Huh?!
What is this?!
You!
You're using this to play with girls?!
What is this?!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
You scared me!
What are you doing?!
Hey, you!
This is not the time for that!
What?!
There was a letter for you!
Look at this! This is serious!
Tamako-san...
Hurry up and read it!
"Dear Akira-san and Megumi-san,
we have very important information for you.
Please listen carefully.
We have finally found out where the Messiah Stone is located.
It is located in China.
It is also an ancient, ancient era.
There has always been a dragon there,
and the dragon's ball is the Messiah Stone.
Make sure you bring it back.
We're counting on you...
Kinako."
What's going on?!
There's no reason for it...
Then we have to go get it!
You guys are just playing around!
We have to go, don't we?!
We're not playing around! We're working!
You hear me?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
So... China's new era!
Let's go!
We're going, right?!
Yeah!
Okay, let's go!
China's New Era
Attention!
It's a new era!
Akira, Akira!
This is China, isn't it?!
Yeah, yeah!
But where in China is this?!
Where in China is this?!
Let's ask!
Yeah!
Excuse me, sir!
Where in China is this?!
Tianshin! Tianshin!
Tianshin?!
Is this Tianshin?!
Isn't it Amaguri?!
Tianshin?!
Amaguri?!
Is this Tianshin?!
Hey!
Eyes up!
What are you doing?!
No!
Tianshin!
Is this money?!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
Stop it!
Violence is wrong!
Not enough!
Hey! Are you looking down on me?
I'll forgive you this time.
But next time you do something like this, I'll take you to the mountain and break you like an animal!
Do you think I'm stupid?
Take this!
Hey, Mebuppe!
Uncle! Uncle!
Are you okay?
I'm up.
Uncle, is it true about the dragon in the mountain you were talking about?
Yes, it's been said for a long time that a dragon lives in the back of that mountain.
A dragon in the back of the mountain?
Mebuppe!
Let's get into the back of the mountain!
Okay!
It's strange...
If it was said earlier, there should be a dragon around here.
Here!
What is it?!
What's with you eating all of this early in the morning?!
It's pretty good, you should eat some!
It's not good! Wake up, you dragon!
That's right, that's right.
You came to play, didn't you?!
What is it?!
Look over there!
A dragon!
A dragon...
That means...
We just have to secretly take it!
There's no need for us to fight! We can just take it and go back to Heisei!
That's right!
Okay, Oshin-ga!
Secretly go and get that ball that the dragon is holding!
Here!
Secretly...
What is it?!
Oshin-ga!
I'm here!
Let's split up and get that ball!
Even if you split up and give it to me, I won't do that!
If you can take it, then go ahead and take it!
What is it?!
(Laughter)
You bastard!
(Laughter)
You!
Hey!
What's up?
You're all stupid!
(Laughter)
You're all stupid, you bastards!
You're not stupid!
You're not stupid, you bastards!
(Laughter)
You're all different!
You bastards!
You!
You, you!
Wait!
- Wait! - What's wrong with you?
- You! - You, you!
There's no good or bad in that!
What are you doing?
- Wait... - Why are you suddenly here?
- N.G. camera. - N.G.
- Go away! - Go away, you bastard!
- Stop it! - You bastard!
Do it, you bastard!
I got it!
Do it, you bastard!
- Do it, you bastard! - I got it!
Do it, you bastard!
- Do it! - Stop it!
- Why are you noisy? - Stop it, old man.
- It's your job! - Stop it!
- You bastard!
- Do it! - Stop it!
- Shut up! - Hey!
Hey, stop it!
Stop it!
Hey, are you okay?
Are you okay?
You're fine, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
Okay, let's get started!
If you want this bullet...
...take it and give it to me!
Stop it!
- Damn it! - It can't be helped.
- What? - Well, this week is over.
Are you stupid? Are you running away? Are you chasing me?
I'm not chasing you. You're flying and running away. What are you going to do?
You're flying and chasing me. You can't fly, can you?
To do that, we modified the personal river at night.
What?
You're eating me up.
- Are you serious, Akira? - Yeah!
You haven't been playing with me, have you?
- Watch me! - You're so cool! - Alright!
- The controls are messed up, but... - Stop it! Stop it!
Let's go!
(JINGAN)
Come on, Jingan!
Alright!
(JINGAN)
(car engine roaring)
(speaking in foreign language)
(screaming)
(laughing)
(screaming)
(laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(screaming)
(laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(laughing)
(screaming)
Grandpa!
I'm screwed!
I'm screwed, grandpa!
I'll give you this, so forgive me.
Farewell!
Yes!
Akira!
What?
We did it!
We got the ball!
We got it!
Now we can really get married!
That's right!
(laughing)
Oysters are so good!
(laughing)
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!
Mr. Monkey! Mr. Monkey!
Can you give me one oyster, too?
No way!
Don't say that!
Just one, please!
Then you can eat this blue one, too!
Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts!
Ouch! Ouch!
Don't be mean!
I said just one, okay?
If you want it so much, then eat it yourself!
(laughing)
It's so good!
Ouch!
Don't be mean!
(screaming)
Stop it!
(laughing)
(screaming)
Stop it!
(laughing)
Hmm, let's do it!
Okay!
(laughing)
What? What?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(laughing)
I'm going to be killed by that old man with this leg and green mask!
(laughing)
Okay, let's join forces and charge with one million power!
Okay, let's combine!
Roger!
(snoring)
As long as there is evil in me...
(snoring)
In order to protect your peace of mind...
Fight me with your second eye!
(laughing)
Gatcha High Miracle Change!
(laughing)
With beige mask one and two, and three green masks,
by performing a miracle change,
they will transform into superheroes with millions of power!
We are Nehimalendians!
(snoring)
Come and get it!
Shut up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(laughing)
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(laughing)
Dad...
I need to talk to you.
Hmm?
Ryoko...
Is it okay, Mom?
What is it?
Actually, I have someone I like.
(laughing)
What did you say?!
(laughing)
Actually, I want to marry him.
Stop it!
(laughing)
Until now, I have listened to everything Dad said.
But I don't want it anymore!
Me too! Please, Dad!
Shut up!
I will marry you.
Don't say no!
Why don't you understand my feelings?
I am not your toy!
Spit it out!
Don't say you spit it out!
If you want to marry me so much, get out of this house!
(Music)
Oh my God, Baba!
(Laughter)
What's up, honey?
We are free countries, American crabs!
We are called...
American... crabs!
(Laughter)
Boom!
(Laughter)
Music!
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Laughter)
The worrier will come to measure!
(Laughter)
Eyebrow sword!
(Laughter)
How are you doing, mom?
I'm going out.
What?
Nothing.
Mom, I'm going.
Yes.
Well...
Ah!
Um...
What is it? Um...
Mom...
What?
Who are you? Um...
I don't care who you are!
(Laughter)
Itao... Itao...
Yes.
Itao, you're a man, aren't you?
I don't care!
(Laughter)
What is it?
Itao, do you have a girlfriend or something like that?
(Laughter)
Yes, I do.
Well...
My daughter is no good.
(Laughter)
You haven't seen her since Valentine's Day, have you?
(Laughter)
Shut up!
What?
Look at me!
Well...
Don't touch me!
(Laughter)
You...
You should have a cleaner hairstyle like Itao's.
Don't touch me!
(Laughter)
I don't like that!
Oh, I'm scared!
Mom, I'm scared!
(Laughter)
Um...
Fever...
Um...
I'll buy you a kabuki stand.
Fever!
I'll buy it for you.
You can't do that!
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
Mom, listen...
No, look at me!
No!
Itao, what are you looking at?
Look at me!
(Laughter)
You want me to kill you?
(Laughter)
Change your clothes!
No, I'm embarrassed!
Change your clothes!
I'll kill you!
I'm having a fever.
You know, Shukichi...
Is Itao-san going to school?
Yes, he is.
Oh, look at you! You should go to school, too!
You should go with Itao-san.
Right?
Shut up!
What do you mean "shut up"?
I'm telling you because I'm worried about you!
Oh, right. Itao-san, would you like some tea?
That's enough!
What are you doing?!
I'll kill you!
What's wrong with you?!
You shouldn't say that!
You shouldn't say that in front of your friends!
Go away!
I'm going!
What's wrong with you?!
Move aside, Mom!
I'm lonely, Mom!
Are you crazy?
I'm not crazy!
First of all, you know, Matsubara-san and his son...
What are you doing here?
Yes, Dad.
I'm going to kill you!
What's wrong with you?!
Get out of here!
You shouldn't say that in front of your friends!
What's wrong with you?!
Itao-san, you should go!
Itao, you don't like it either, do you?
I don't like it! I don't like anything! Go away!
There's nothing for you to like.
Well, I'll be going now.
Go away!
You know, that curry you make in the morning...
I know, I know.
That hot one...
I know, I know!
Itao, you don't like it either, do you?
I know, go away!
Jawa curry, then.
I don't like anything!
Well, I'll be going now.
Yes, go.
Have a good night!
Yes, goodbye.
It's hot.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, mother.
What is it?
Pull it out!
Pull it out?
Look at this.
What is it?
That day...
Call me again.
Stop it!
Go away!
I'm scared!
Go away!
I'll really kill you!
Go away!
How is it?
Why do you hit me like that?
I'm sick of it!
Call me a lot.
Go away!
Eat some curry!
I'm sick of it! Go away!
What did you say?
Vermont Curry!
Go away!
August 3rd. I'm worried about Ryoko's health lately.
Ah, I'm hungry. It's delicious, isn't it?
Ah, Ryoko! Are you here? What's wrong?
You don't eat lunch, and you have a gloomy face.
Haha, I know! Itao stole your Tokyo costume again, didn't he?
That's not it!
Ryoko likes the sponsor's bald head, and she's invited to dinner.
Eh?
That's dangerous!
After being drunk, she was taken to a hotel and...
Pan, pan, pan, pan, pan!
That's terrible!
What's with the pan, pan, pan?
Give me that!
Eh?
That's not it! You have to grab it like this!
Hold your head like this, and turn it upside down, and push your hand through, and from behind...
Zumba, zumba, paaah!
That's not it.
What's with the reply?
That's...
Isn't it a good thing?
You can eat delicious food, and it's for the company!
If Ryoko had come first,
she would have asked me to do a two-hour drama special!
But I don't think it's possible for such a big role like Ryoko.
After all, with my sexiness...
I don't know about that, but because of my sexiness,
"now I'm called "the Great Demon"."
What are you saying?
Stop it! Don't fight!
Don't be dirty.
Ryoko.
If you don't like it, I'll say no.
Go on a trip with me.
Hey!
Why can't I go on a trip with you?
Then run away with me.
Why are you laughing like that?
What's wrong with you? What's troubling you?
Let me explain why!
I'm still...
My nipples are...
Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan.
Really big, aren't they?
Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan.
They're that big and...
Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan.
My nipples are stuck...
Abekobene!
Don't say things I don't know!
Well, well, well!
I'll explain why you hate drinking so much.
Oh, tell me about it.
Actually, I went drinking with you a week ago.
I picked you up there.
I asked you for your partner's phone number.
It was pretty low, wasn't it?
0000-9696.
9696.
That's what they told me.
The next day, I called you...
You were all black and you looked like Art.
I don't know about that!
I don't know why girls like me have such a big head!
I heard you even talked to the chief of police.
You're such an ugly man!
I didn't hear you at all!
I heard you next to me and I thought you were crazy!
I thought you were ugly!
That's not true!
Isn't it?
It's not! Look at Ryoko!
Let me explain.
Ryoko isn't a normal human being.
Ryoko is...
worth 50,000 yen.
That's amazing!
Ryoko...
What is it?
Ryoko has never been held by a man before.
She's a pure oboko girl.
What? Is that true?
We're a team!
Ryoko...
Thank you!
Why are you thanking me?
Because I'm the first one to hold Ryoko's hand.
What?
I didn't hold anything!
Stop it!
What is it?
Your Ryoko isn't a tool for your job!
You're the one who said that!
I want to get this job somehow!
I don't care if my company is good or not!
I'm begging you, Ryoko! I'm begging you!
President!
I understand.
I'll try it!
Really?
Will you do it for me?
No, it's nothing.
I'm not telling you to get used to being a police officer.
Can you be a little sexy and go out with me for dinner?
Of course!
If you're a little sexy, you're in trouble!
But I'm not sexy...
It's okay.
You can do that as you train.
Then let's go over there and practice!
Are you okay?
I'll be your boss...
What are you doing?
I'll be your boss!
What do you think of this?
Not bad!
Then I'll play Ryoko.
President!
Have a drink first!
Sorry!
Have a drink!
I'll hit you!
What are you hitting me for?
Why is Ryoko getting drunk?
Get out of my way!
Why are you hitting me?
Stop it!
Hey!
Show yourself!
Okay!
I'll bring you a drink!
President!
Please say "good" in a cold place!
I don't like it!
Stop it!
Get out of my way!
Hey you!
Show yourself!
Act like you're in Europe!
Thank you for today.
Here you go!
I left it in the fridge, so say "good" in a cold place!
Here you go!
Is it good?
Yes!
That's good!
What are you doing?
Why are you so responsible?
Okay, that's enough for you.
Next, when you're drunk, the president will attack you.
So, without further ado, let's talk about work!
Let's practice this!
Let's do it!
President!
Are you asking for money?
I'm not asking for money!
What is this?
I'm not asking for money!
Are you asking for money for nothing?
No way!
Here you go!
Come on!
Hey you!
You're always joking with the president!
Give me half of it, please!
What is it?
No!
Take off the first button!
I'm not asking for money!
President!
Isn't this enough?
You're lying!
We've practiced so much!
President!
Who is your opponent?
President Yoshioka of the Mason Group.
I think he'll call soon.
No, wait!
Mr. Yoshioka of the Mason Group?
Yes.
Then he called me and I picked him up yesterday.
What?
Yes.
But, you know, he's a sponsor.
I told him I didn't need such a two-hour frame.
Then he went home with his tail curled up.
Well, I paid for it, you know.
Why did you...
No, I didn't run away just because you asked me to.
I didn't go alone.
Who did you go with?
It's my boss's order.
I can't say "who did you go with?"
You're using the company's money.
You're using it for your own gain.
I guess you're right.
Oh, right.
Mr. Kuranosuke.
Yesterday, I told you not to include the company's share and anything else.
So I'm giving you two shares of that company.
Go ahead!
I didn't say anything!
You didn't say anything!
I didn't say anything!
Go ahead!
Get out of here!
You're a bad guy!
Get out of here!
Come on, you two!
I'm second best!
Second man!
What's up?
Chief is off today.
So...
Second man, please play.
You were great last week.
Second man, are you ready?
Last week's four of you, do your best!
Ready!
Second man!
Ready!
You're a skull skeleton!
I'll cut you up!
Are you serious?
You're a skull skeleton!
I got this from my friend who works at a rental video store.
One night, Mr. Imada came in and bought three adult videos.
That's fine, but didn't you like those videos?
Before that, he returned all three of them and said he had borrowed new Japanese adult videos.
Mr. Imada, aren't you watching too much for five minutes a day?
You don't know how to make facts!
You're doing bad things!
I'm not doing bad things, but...
You returned all of them!
If you don't like it, then forget about it.
Why did you borrow Japanese adult videos again?
This guy...
He's stupid!
Are you going to use all of them?
I won't!
You won't use them at all?
No, I won't.
You really like adult videos, don't you?
Yes, I do.
This guy is really crazy about them!
He borrows them and edits only the good ones.
I see.
He puts them all together.
No, no, well...
But you can put it anywhere.
Yes, yes.
Anytime.
That's right. I borrowed that video once, but the editing is good.
It's better than "kosu".
It's like that.
It has good points.
That's right.
I'll cut this scene again.
That's right.
That's necessary.
No, it's really necessary.
You can put in a little bit of meta-freak.
That's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
You put in the same scene twice.
You do that?
Yes, you put in "asoi gogo" recently.
That's right.
No, you put it in the same place, in the same scene.
But if it's short, it's not good.
No, no.
So you put it in the same place twice.
You put it in twice.
I see.
You put it in.
It's a prank pattern.
This pattern.
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
I borrowed this studio and made a great video.
No, you didn't.
It's not a joke.
No, you didn't.
This is the truth.
Yes, it's the truth.
I borrowed it and returned it right away, and now I'm borrowing it again.
That's right.
Well, in that case...
Because everyone likes it.
Well, yes.
Yes.
Well, but "hagagi"...
Stop it!
"Hagagi", well, for now...
Today's...
Truth.
This is the truth.
"Hagagi".
Yes.
Everyone, of course!
"Hagagi", good night.
I'll be here.
Please wait for me!
Well, that's all for today!
See you later!
Goodbye!