AISubs v3.5
[Applause and cheers]
Let's find out who they are!
[Applause and cheers]
How many times have you done this?
This is the fifth...
You've done it five times, haven't you?
That's right.
You've said you've done it five times, haven't you?
I'm taking a lot of damage.
If you do it five times, you'll take a lot of damage.
I thought you'd hit me several times.
Your face has changed, too.
Thank you very much.
The adult is Akiko Matsumoto!
Welcome!
[Applause and cheers]
I have nothing to do with Akiko Matsumoto and my mother.
What?
[Laughter]
Call me "mother"!
My mother is Akiko Matsumoto.
Really?
That's what it says up there.
[Laughter]
Forget about it!
You've done it in a hurry!
I don't care about it.
You should've fallen when you went on a family trip.
[Laughter]
I don't know what you're talking about!
[Applause and cheers]
You should get used to it!
This time, we're doing a vacuum experiment.
What?
A vacuum experiment.
Well, if you've seen it, you'll know.
Yes!
Please watch the video!
[Music]
Well, today we're doing a vacuum experiment.
Please take a look at this.
This is what you see when you go to a toy store.
It's a doll with a cube attached to it.
I'm going to attach it like this.
[Laughter]
Don't fall!
[Laughter]
It's been a while since you came!
It was too late!
Pyon Taro! It's been a while!
Let's have you come! Pyon Taro!
Pyon!
And by me turning this machine...
It becomes like this!
How far can you...
Can you go this far?
Today's experiment is...
Can you stick to it?
Can you stick to it even in this state?
That's the experiment!
I'm looking forward to it!
Me too!
Well, then...
The experiment in the deep space...
Let's go!
Well, as you just saw...
We did an experiment to see if you can stick to it like a doll.
There are 40 of them, right?
That's right.
There are a total of 40 of them in total.
That's quite a lot.
This is the actual object.
Wait a minute.
This is 40 of them.
Can we lick it?
Sometimes you can't.
That's tough.
Sometimes you can't, right?
Yeah, it's tough.
But during the experiment, we didn't use any water.
Like "haaah!"
We didn't do it.
We didn't do it!
If you do it, you can't do it.
The air has to leak.
If the air goes in from the side and it's damp, it'll leak.
Why are you two talking?
What?
Do you know each other?
I'm good at it.
You're good at it?
Like this...
Yeah, like that.
So why are you two talking?
What am I?
I'm good at it.
Please write a song.
Go!
Can you pass me the tube?
Yes, it's ready.
What's this calculation?
That's...
Is it accurate?
One square centimeter...
It's accurate, isn't it?
One square centimeter is about one kilogram of core strength.
Well, seven, eight, ten kilograms are probably attached only to both hands and feet.
Both hands and feet are attached, right?
Let's see it.
Yes, either way...
It depends on your motivation.
Ah, I see.
Yes.
But please be clear.
You can't do it.
You can't do it, right?
If you attach it directly to your palm, you can do it.
Yes, yes, yes.
But if you attach it to something like a glove...
Yes.
Before that...
I see.
You can't support it with your hand's strength and weight.
I see.
The glove is attached...
Yes.
But if you put your hand away from it, it will fall off, right?
I see.
If you directly attach it to your hand...
Yes.
You can do it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, Toga-chan.
Yes.
It's organized.
He is a homo.
Because of that, he is hot-tempered.
He is tight-fisted, but when it comes to the right angle, he falls off.
If you could hit his head and let blood flow, what would you do?
No, well, Toga-chan is right. I am a homo.
No, no, no, you can't live above me.
Yes, yes, yes.
I live in the same place.
And when I see you at night, you always come as a man.
AHAHAHAHAHA!
You are so honest!
No, no, no!
Wait a minute!
But, but, you are not a homo.
Oh, what's with you?
You are not a homo, but you are a hot-tempered.
Oh, I see.
Only I know that.
So, you are tight-fisted, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
But when it comes to the right angle, he falls off.
So, you are tight-fisted, but you are not a homo.
Oh, I see.
When it comes to the right angle, you notice it.
When you hit him like this, you notice it.
- I see, I see. - Got it!
- Now, please watch the correct VTR!
- Well, let's go!
- Start!
- The back... the back is scary, isn't it?
- You're going forward? - It's scary if you don't go forward.
- This is scary.
- What did you say? What did you say "pachinko"?
- For the first time, for the first time.
- This is a frog!
- Don't kill a snake alive!
- It's a great picture!
- You're not cool!
- It's hot!
- Go!
Oh, you can do it!
You can do it!
Oh, Kyontaro!
Kyontaro!
Wow!
Amazing!
Brother, you should try it.
You don't even have a scaffold, but you can do it!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
You can do it!
I'll do it! I'll do it! I have memories.
No, you don't!
What memories do you have?
You're stupid!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I'm scared!
How dare you do this to me!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm really scared!
I'm really getting bigger and bigger!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Guntaro!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wow, Guntaro!
You did a good job! What are you doing?
You did a good job! You did a good job!
I'm scared. I'm scared.
But as a result, it doesn't look like a doll.
So we can say it's a failure.
It's a failure.
Guntaro! Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
But as a result, it stuck and we couldn't keep it!
- Well, you wrote it in detail. - That's right.
- But, for example, Tsingtao... - Yes, yes.
- Well...
My body is unstable, but my head is in place.
- Well, I'd like you to get it right, but... - That's right.
- It's no good.
- How about you, Toko-chan?
- Isn't it you, Toko-chan? - I...
I think you're right.
- This is... - You're right.
- This is right, but... - You're right.
- No, but if you write it like this, it's... - Yes, yes.
- It's incorrect. - Yes, yes.
- Incorrect. - Yes, yes.
- It's different. - Yes, yes.
- Tsingtao also thought that... - Well, you know...
- It's no good. - Because it's stuck.
- That's right. Tsingtao also said that it was stuck. - Yes.
- Everyone, you're out! - Yay!
- So, everyone, you're out! Thank you very much, everyone! - Thank you very much!
- That's all for today!
Akira and Merute, who time-slipped back into their youthful Europe,
succeeded in rescuing 1974 idol Mari Amahi,
who had been mistaken for Princess Shirayuki while stealing a crystal ball from a witch.
However, the witch was about to use her next attack.
Akira, we've got the crystal ball!
Maritan, are you okay?
Is this the time machine?
Yes, it is!
Can we really go back to our world?
I told you we can go back!
Akira, hurry up!
If we don't hurry up, we might be chased again.
Oh, they're already chasing us!
Akira, they're already chasing us!
Hey!
Akira!
The witch's spell has brought you to this state.
Look!
Even a few meters away, you're still this small.
I'll...
I'll kill you!
How old am I?
You're seven years old.
Your father and mother are looking for you.
Your father is from Toyama.
Your mother was born in Tokyo.
That's why I'm half of you.
Idiot!
You!
Kill me!
Even if you're strong, I'm not weak!
Hey!
Stop it!
Wait!
I told you to wait!
What's wrong with you?
Since when did you become this kind of person?
It wasn't like that in the past.
Try to remember when we came to this American land.
It was the dawn of war, but there was still peace and laughter.
There was the Indian curse, and there was the death of Horvath.
Why did you forget the peace of those days, isn't that right, security officer?
No, it's not!
Isn't that right, security officer? Who is the security officer?
Can you start again?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What did you do?
When I took charge of this warehouse, Mr. Unokichi was already killed!
It's true! It's true, security officer!
You shouldn't listen to what others say!
The security committee is now in session.
Who's in session?
Right? Maybe you're in session.
Hey!
Oh, it's just a picture.
Security officer!
One day you will have to fight again.
Until then...
Live with dignity.
Until then, remember...
Remember all of my jokes!
I'm counting on you!
Security officer!
He flew and ran away!
Doesn't he fly anymore?
But... does he fly?
He does! He does!
Ojin is chasing him!
Ojin is flying in the sky!
Jump!
Ojin! Ojin!
Jump more! Jump more!
Jump! Jump more!
Be careful!
Jump!
Yes, you have to fly with your seatbelt on!
Yes, you have to run from the other side!
Yes, you have to fly from the other side!
Ah, it can't be helped.
Well, well, well, it's fine if you leave it like that.
Well, it's over.
We've got the crystal ball now.
That's right!
Well, let's take you back to 1974!
Let's do it!
All right, let's go!
In 1974...
TIME TRIP!
Princess Shirayuki asked the magic mirror,
"Mirror, mirror,
what is the most fun thing in the world?"
Mr. Mari!
You really are an amazing person!
That's true, that's true!
I haven't cried as much as you.
No, you're really amazing!
As long as there are fans who support me,
I will continue singing!
Because...
I am a title singer!
Mr. Mari!
I'm sorry, but could you please stand by?
Yes!
You two, if you don't mind,
could you watch my concert?
Yes!
Thank you!
Good luck, Mr. Mari!
Good luck!
Lemon and chocolate...
Gashapon shop...
TV...
How is it?
Easy!
Why are you staring blankly?!
I'm not staring blankly!
Don't tell me you're in love with Mr. Mari!
Huh?!
Your love story is over now!
You're not in love with Mr. Mari!
That's frustrating!
What do you mean?!
That was 20 years ago!
That's not 20 years ago!
The Mr. Mari you see now is a little...
Let's go, Ponza and Mina!
Get on the drum and become a shaman rider!
I couldn't even say goodbye
I only have a heart like a white moon
Tears are only one drop, one drop
One drop, one drop is flying away
I only have a heart like a white moon
Tears are only one drop, one drop
One drop, one drop is flying away
I only have a heart like a white moon
Tears are only one drop, one drop is flying away
I only have a heart like a white moon
Tears are only one drop, one drop is flying away
Macho!
Everyone, please listen to what Mari has to say.
Mari, I had a dream today.
It was a very scary dream.
I was really scared of getting caught by a magician's macho.
But when I thought that everyone here was waiting for Mari's song, I got courage!
Thank you!
If I become a weakling again, everyone, please support me!
I'm sorry, I haven't fallen in love yet, but one day, when a wonderful prince appears, I want to be like them.
Meguppe-san, Akira-san, please come up to the stage!
Akira-san, Akira-san, I will present you with this song, "I'm Not Alone". Please listen to it!
I'm Not Alone
Hey, old woman!
What?
I'd like to take a look over there.
You can't do that, old man!
You can't look in there!
You can't go in there!
Just for a little while!
You can't do that!
Then I'll go over there.
There's nothing there.
Why is there such a beautiful coffin?
This is...
You like it, don't you?
You want to see it too, don't you?
But... but, old man!
It's okay. It's okay if it's a little expensive.
Old man!
Yes!
That's why I'm always smiling and being nice.
It's all thanks to you.
Hang in there! Hang in there!
I'm always made to look different.
That makes me happy.
I've been saying this for a long time,
but today it's "tsuru".
"Tsuru" is usually...
What kind of animal is it?
That's what people say.
"Tsuru" and "kame" are usually...
what people used to say in the past.
There's also a saying.
"Tsuru" is "sennen".
"Pou" is "dennen".
"Pou"!
Say it!
I'm always talking about stuff I don't know...
But in the middle of it all, there's farewell time...
And before I know it...
It's goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, until we say goodbye again and rest our backs...
Take this!
Damn it!
Green Ranger will be killed by that old man!
Take this!
Dast has come with a new weapon!
What is it?!
Pierce love and justice!
Your body has been released!
Defeat evil and call me!
Combine!
Miracle Change!
When green, white, and pink become one,
they will transform into superheroes with millions of powers,
which will be destroyed by Miracle Change, faster than light!
We are Miracle Squadron, Dawn Rangers!
This is fun!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Shut up!
Can you do it?
Hello, Roppo-san!
What are you doing?
Huh?
What do you do by making a hole in the can?
And you pass a string through it!
Wow!
I wonder what you can do!
I can't wait!
Huh? You did it?
Roppo-san!
What is this?
Oh, it's a bamboo horse made of empty cans!
Yay! Yay!
Roppo-san!
Lend it to me!
Ah! I'm sorry, Roppo-san!
You'll forgive me? How kind of you, Roppo-san!
Ah! I'll take out the fog and...
Goodbye!
- Hello. - Hello.
- Today... - Yes.
We're at the private Yamate Academy High School in Hanagawa Prefecture.
Yes.
- They gave me another postcard. - Yes.
Please come to my school to shoot a segment with Tamio- kun and Abe-kun.
My school is very free.
I love both Unicorn and Downtown.
However, this postcard says what I think, so I don't know what the school will say.
- But I accepted it. - Yes.
- And so... - Today...
The one who gave me the postcard, Yoshida-san, is here.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hello! - Hello!
- So, today... Was it Yoshida-san who gave me the postcard? - Yes.
- I'm going to sing a song for Yoshida-san at Yamate Academy. - You're going to sing a song for Yoshida-san?
- Yes. - Yes.
Yamate Academy
Yamate-kiri, Yamate-kiri, Yamate-kiri-giba-giba,
How about it?
What do you think of it?
It's the best!
Yes, please.
Yes, thank you.
Well...
It's 520 yen, right?
Yes.
Let me go!
Stop it!
It's messed up!
Stop it! If you go on like this, we'll close down!
Give me more bread!
Give me a break!
There's delicious bread over there!
Just for tonight! Just for tonight!
Give me a break!
It's disgusting!
I told you! That bread is special!
It's in my nose!
It's spicy!
Give me a break!
I told you!
It's disgusting!
It's spicy!
It's in my nose!
Give me a break!
Is it hurting you?
Don't put it on my face!
My face is itching!
Let's have lunch.
You haven't had lunch yet.
You're an idiot!
You're the one who should fix it!
Don't say that!
You're an idiot!
You're a genius!
Don't praise me like that!
Hey, Shigeru!
Yes?
I'm in a bit of trouble.
Take care of it for me, okay?
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
My stomach doesn't feel good.
Rudolf?
Oh, Live-in!
Here you are.
Thanks.
No matter how much money you have to save, it's bad for you to do it until noon.
Thank you.
You knew about it?
Yes.
But you'll have a baby soon, won't you?
With a little savings.
But if you get sick because of it, I...
You're good.
What are you doing here?
No, Rudolf.
We don't want anything anymore.
Will you forgive us?
Of course.
If you show us like that...
Oh, yes.
I see.
Thank you, you two.
Oh, sorry.
Actually...
I want you to marry me.
What?
No, I don't like it, but...
He's already got a wedding dress.
Oh, really? Show me, show me!
Okay.
Then you two, come later.
Yes, later.
Hey.
Yes?
Is what you said true?
Yes.
What are you thinking about?
Wake up!
Do you know who you are?
I see.
I'll raise my speech myself.
No, you can't...
I won't forgive you!
Please...
No!
I won't forgive you!
No!
I won't forgive you!
I see...
You won't forgive me...
Oh, well...
Hey!
What is it?
Are you going to beat me up and put it in a lunch box?
Are you going to make me angry?
What are you talking about?
It's part of the job.
If you slack off, your parents will scold you.
If you don't get paid...
I won't go.
- What are you doing, Kazama? - Don't get me wrong, Debrea!
I haven't forgiven you yet.
I can't stand you making my job, Debrea!
A.D. is working in a glamorous television industry, covered in sweat and tears.
This is a story of love and emotion, in which one A.D. overcomes countless difficulties and grows.
Hot Blooded A.D. Declaration! WEST SIDE STORY!
On July 20th, in order to film "Summer Vacation," everyone is busy with their busy schedules.
I'm tired! I'm tired of being happy on a downtown show!
I'm the only one who's tired of being a staff member and a talent!
Thank you for your hard work!
But we had a meeting last night, didn't we?!
After that, we'll be on stage!
Well, well, well! I understand how you feel, but you're tired!
Please do your best!
I'm sleeping with you, too!
You're sleeping, aren't you?!
That's right! You were sleeping all the time on stage, too!
I was sleeping all the time! That's terrible, Ryoko!
She's sleeping!
Hey! Hey! Boss!
No, no, no! What are you doing?!
Give it to me! Get out of my way!
Give it to me, Harumiko!
Oh, by the way...
Yes?
I'm glad that "Summer Vacation" special project suddenly came around and we're busy again!
What?!
Boss, we can't do that! We're really busy right now!
What are you saying?! We can't ask you to make it tomorrow!
You have to make it by the end of next week!
No way!
Boss, I'm telling you, we can't sleep for three days!
We're at our limits!
What are you saying?!
We're working for "Summer Vacation"!
That's why we're working!
We're working until we're at our limits!
We can't take a break!
Even if we work all night, we'll have a sore throat!
We'll have a sore throat, but we might have a fever!
It's only natural if we drink every night!
Why are you laughing at me like that?!
Please say something!
Shut up, you guys! Don't make me mad!
You guys are drinking too much!
By the way, what kind of project is "Summer Vacation" special project?
Well, you know...
Let's see this project.
Ita, copy this for me.
Got it.
What's wrong, Itabu?!
I'm fine. I'm just a little tired.
Are you okay?
You should sleep next to him!
That's right!
Lie down here.
Are you tired?
Of course!
That's right!
We'll explain why you're tired!
One, two, three!
Over there, over there!
Of course, of course!
Come on, come on!
Let's explain!
One, two, three!
Hurry up and sing!
That's right!
I can't do it!
What's with you guys?!
Idiots!
What's with you guys?!
One, two, three!
Hurry up and sing!
One, two, three!
You guys are huge!
What's with you?!
Are you that tired?!
Of course!
We'll explain!
Hurry up and sing!
One, two, three, four!
Hurry up and sing!
You guys are huge!
What's with you?!
You guys are huge!
What's with you?!
I'll explain!
Actually, Itao-kun had a hard time.
While Hiro-kun was on location, Itao-kun was doing everything in the studio by himself!
From delivering lunch boxes to other things, and even after shooting, Itao-kun was doing everything in the studio!
When I saw it in the shadows, I felt really sorry for him!
Explain!
Explain what you were doing!
I can't do it.
Why can't you do it?!
No, it's tiring.
Explain what you were doing!
President!
Speaking of which, Itao-chan hasn't been home for the past month.
He's been sleeping and working here!
A month here?!
He hasn't even gotten his salary yet!
No, before he gets his salary, he doesn't even get six of those pensions!
That's not what I'm saying!
That's too much work!
What's with you?!
But I can't work anymore, so let me rest for a bit!
No, I know that, but if you let Itao-kun rest now, he won't be able to shoot anyone, and it'll be hard for you!
That's right!
So, President!
I think we need a bold plan for this company!
Let's change the system!
Let's remove the "production company" sign and let Hama-chan do something about it!
What's wrong with changing it?!
What can we do?!
There's nothing we can do!
I guess I'll have to say it now!
What is it?
Actually, I've been thinking about it.
I've been trapped in Daikan Mountain for about three months now!
Trapped?!
Why are you trapped?!
Can I?!
I've succeeded in moving at super high speed!
So you've figured it out?
I see!
If I can do this, I can do many people's work by myself!
I see!
Watch me!
I'll do my best.
Don't film me!
What are you doing?
Don't you know anything?
I know.
It can't be helped.
Let's take a break.
We can't work during the summer vacation.
Right?
That's right.
That's not true.
Hey, everyone.
I'm taking a break and you're all working.
That's very kind of you.
When did you become like this?
I'm about to cry.
But there's something only I can do.
I still have to work on the script.
I know!
You don't have to choose a script.
Anyone can do it!
No.
I need a script.
I need a talent like that.
Let me see.
It's no good.
It's too heavy.
What?
My upper eyelid and lower eyelid...
Your lower eyelid is heavier.
No, your upper eyelid is heavier.
It's no good.
I have to pull myself together.
I have to work hard!
Don't do it!
Ryoko...
Ryoko, watch out!
What is it?
What's wrong with you?
Well, that's enough. Let's take a break.
I'm so tired.
Let's take a break.
If we can work without working, we can do something.
What do you say?
Now that you've decided, show me your schedule.
Take a break.
What is this schedule?
This week, you...
You're so busy with work. What's going on?
You're the one who's busy.
President, it's not like that.
Actually, I'm going to take a summer vacation from tomorrow.
I plan to travel around Europe for a month.
Of course, I'll pay for it with my company's money.
Please, President.
Get out of my way!
Why do you have to take a summer vacation when you can't work during the summer vacation?
But Europe is...
Get out of my way!
Now...
Today...
Today, Iwada will fight...
I'll kill you!
I am the elite warrior, Sargoman!
Sargoman!
Wait a minute!
You're the only one who gave me shoes!
Let's do it together from now on!
Isn't it different?
Get back!
I like you!
It's already in.
It's coming!
Please help me! Please help me!
What is it?
This is it!
Hit me with this!
Don't do the curved punch!
It's coming!
Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it! Drop
it!
What's wrong with you?
Sorry.
It was a short relationship, wasn't it?
"Which one is better?" Cooking corner!
Assaiikawashiwappennenmukeisometacodomo.
Good evening!
I'm going to tell you about a story I heard on the radio the other day.
They are best friends and even when nothing happens to their jokes,
Itao-san always gives them a strong speech.
He said that it was like a dog and a owner relationship.
There are four of you, right?
- Is it okay? - Today is really long, isn't it?
- Yes. - It's really long, isn't it?
- Yes. - What part is long?
- Well... we've never said bad things about each other. - I see.
- We usually say bad things a little.
- "How about him?" "He's bad." "I don't like him."
- Oh, you're an otaku. - Yes.
- No, we've broken the legend we've built up so far!
- You're the ones who've broken it!
- We've definitely broken it!
- Anyway, you guys are really...
- You're right.
- We've never said bad things about each other.
- Well, it's because we haven't found a reason to break up yet.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Either of us somehow got caught in the gas station.
- It was me!
- It's not like you.
- We finally came up with a rule, but we ran away with a woman to Tokyo.
- We've broken it!
- You guys are so bad!
- It's not like you.
- You've never said anything bad about each other, right?
- Not at all.
- So you guys are really good friends, right?
- Yes.
- You guys are really good friends, right?
- We are.
- I see.
- Is that how you'll be from now on?
- But I don't think it's weird for you guys to say you're bad friends.
- You guys are all bad friends, right?
- Seriously.
- Almost.
- "Hey, hey, you guys are so bad friends!"
- "Downtown..."
- "Hey, hey, you guys are so bad!"
- "Hey you guys! Listen up!"
- Yoko has released a new record!
When is it going to be released, Yoko?
It's going to be released on January 22nd, and it's called "Score".
"Score"!
That's nice, isn't it?
If there's anyone who'd like to receive it,
we'd like to send this CD to 100 people,
so we'd like you to do us a favor.
I see.
If it's alright with you,
we'd like you to send us more and more CDs,
along with "ohagaki".
That's all for tonight.
See you later!
Bye!