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I love mischief
Pichipichipichi
Let's do something amazing
I'm tired of mischief
Turn up the youthful channel
On the week she dumped me
It was a dream I woke up from
But more than that, it was a wonderful Sunday
Cheers to the sun
Baby, come on, welcome, welcome
Let's start a miracle summer day of love
Baby, come on, welcome, welcome
Let's start a miracle summer day of life
Baby, come on, welcome, welcome
Let's start a miracle summer day of love
Baby, come on, welcome, welcome
Let's start a miracle summer day of love
Everyone, please welcome our first guest!
Thank you for inviting me to such a high-profile program.
I'm so happy. Thank you for inviting me.
Thank you. Thank you.
Let me introduce you again! This is Mr. Inoue Azumi!
Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me.
This fish is perfect for such a big show.
You got it! You got it!
It's just because of my intuition.
Got it! It's just because of my intuition.
As always...
2 persons with beautiful faces look up and "Eh?! Eh?! Eh?!"
Let us give a round of applause for Mr. Ikio Takae!
To conclude our program, let us welcome Mr. Naranto Kada, trastor of the Wetter City!
Water pressure experiment!
Water pressure!
Yes!
No, it's not water pressure.
Since we're talking about water, let's talk about water pressure later!
First, let's start with water pressure experiment!
Shut up and talk!
Can humans fly in water pressure?
It doesn't matter!
No!
Today, I've prepared a water pump.
It's supposed to pump out 15 kW.
With one kW, it's supposed to pump up to 10 meters of water.
With this powerful water pump, which pumps up to 150 meters of water,
can humans fly in water pressure?
I'd like you to try it out!
Now, let me introduce you!
Rocket guy!
Rocket soldier!
Nice to meet you!
I passed the summer audition.
Have you had that dream for a long time?
Yes, since I was in elementary school.
But you can't do it at home, can you?
No, we can't.
I see.
We'd like you to try it out!
Thank you!
Now, I'd like you to try it out!
Mr. Matsumoto!
Yes!
Now, my last dream will come true!
It will!
Behind you, Mr. Hamada, there is a setting like this.
It will come out from here!
Yes!
It's coming out!
Please wait for it!
Yes!
It looks like you're really excited!
My hands are shaking!
Now, let's go!
Is it okay like this?
Do you do it here?
What do you mean?
Am I here?
Yes, you're here!
My legs are really bad!
If you were under concrete, you'd get injured!
I thought about this as a cushion.
Thank you!
You're an amateur, so you probably don't know!
I'm sorry!
This is the world we live in!
Are you going to stop me?
Go!
Watch out!
Mr. Matsumoto!
Shall we try lifting it up?
What?
Shall we try lifting it up?
Mr. Matsumoto!
Get up!
If you're a comedian, face the camera!
Get up!
I can't move freely!
Get up!
Mr. Matsumoto!
What are you making me do?
What? What did I do?
Don't...
Don't make fun of me!
What did I do?
Get up!
I don't know!
I don't know much about TV!
Get dressed!
Do it again!
This is impossible!
That's why I've prepared a machine over there!
But you can't fly!
You can't fly!
Come here!
What are you doing?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! What's wrong with me?
Hurry up!
Hey, what's this?
It's not cool!
Feelings! Feelings! Heart!
No, I was cool!
Isn't it this staff's fault?
I don't know anything about TV.
I've improved it.
With that powerful broadcast, I'll add four more and jump from bottom to top.
Let's see if it will succeed or not!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Yes, that's it.
I made a mistake for the first time, so I prepared a device like that.
Of course! It's not that kind of thing!
For the second time, I made something like this.
As I said, four of them!
But it didn't work. It was a little scary.
I will send water up from below.
Is it possible to go up like this?
How many centimeters of nozzle did you have?
Well, it was 2 centimeters in diameter.
2 centimeters in diameter means 15 kilograms, right?
Yes, in one.
How many of them?
Four of them.
It didn't work, did it?
It's a fight!
Four of them.
How heavy were you at that time?
Me?
I was about 60 kilograms.
You were about 60 kilograms at that time.
Oh, I see. How about your eyesight?
My left eye is bad. It's 0.
My right eye is about 1.2.
I see. You had a strong balance.
The material of the table is iron plate.
Oh, I see. It's made of iron plate.
Iron plate.
It's heavy, isn't it?
The table itself is heavy.
How many kilograms of rocket did you have?
How many kilograms?
I forgot about it.
How heavy is the table?
The table is 20 kilograms.
What? 20 kilograms?
So you had to carry 80 kilograms, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You were weak.
Let me explain.
In this experiment, we raised it up to 5 or 6 kilograms.
Normally, we raise it up to 3.5 kilograms.
3.5 kilograms?
Yes, we raised it up to 5 or 6 kilograms.
5 or 6 kilograms.
Oh, I see.
What are you saying?
Let's go.
What's this?
Wow, what is it?
I calculated it.
No way!
As expected of Kanako's personality!
I'm sorry!
It's amazing!
What's this?
I'm sorry!
I think the board will float, too.
The rocket guy will fall!
Who's rocket?
The rocket guy's rocket pellet.
The board will float, but will the rocket guy fall?
Inagawa-san!
I calculated it.
No way!
It's impossible for a human being to stand one meter in front of you.
There are four of them.
Four people can stand one meter in front of you.
It's amazing!
It depends on how many meters you stand.
You two are old.
What about Takagi?
The board will float, but will the rocket guy's rocket pellet fall?
No, humans can't fly!
I'm going!
Mr. Mago, now my childhood dream will come true!
Let's go!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are you mentally prepared?
Yes!
Then I won't say I'm lonely anymore!
Let's go!
Wow, you rocket!
Wow!
You did it!
Well, I did it, but...
I haven't experienced such a miracle yet.
Wow, I just remembered a real airbag.
Wow, that was amazing!
Well...
Wow!
Anyway...
You succeeded too much!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
It's like falling from a tall rock.
But you've experienced a lot, haven't you?
I've done water and I've flown in the sky.
You've flown in the sky.
Yes, I've flown in the sky.
Because it's the first time for me, as a Japanese, to fly in a balloon.
There are so many balloons in the net, right?
Yes, there are.
And when the wind blows, I say, "It's dangerous, Lord Diluc."
"Is it dangerous?" "It's dangerous, Lord Diluc."
It's dangerous, Lord Diluc.
Then let's fly in the sky.
"Let's do it," I said.
So I set up my bike and got on it.
I flew in the sky.
It's good to fly in the sky, but you can see fireworks from below.
It's like the world of infinity.
When the wind blows, it flows, doesn't it?
Because of the fireworks, right?
I'm trying my best to put out the fireworks.
But I got hit, didn't I?
It was right below me.
I said, "Stop it! Stop it!"
But when I brought it over there, the AD said, "Over there!"
Over there!
I said, "Don't go there!"
Then I got up.
Have you ever been hit by fireworks from above?
The firework went "bang"!
I said, "Yes, I have."
That was scary!
The firework went towards me and went "pew!"
I said, "I'm a woman of time," and I kicked it.
It fell.
I got angry.
Even though it was long, it didn't fall.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But when it fell, I didn't think about it.
I didn't press the brakes.
I was scared.
That's how human beings are like.
You were always hit, weren't you?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, thank you for telling me about it.
You two make me happy all the time.
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
It was an experiment!
Let me continue.
I would like to change my greeting.
Please.
Hello, I'm Benjamin, and I'm going to do my best.
Recently, when I'm walking down the street, people say "Benjamin, Benjamin", and I'm grateful for that.
But sometimes, when I'm walking down the street, my mother says "Benjamin, Benjamin, come here! Hurry up! Hurry up! Let's run away!" and I run away, too.
Look, you guys, I can't wake you up because you're snoring.
It's hard, isn't it?
I don't know how to say it. It's like a funeral.
There are always people who come out of a sudden funeral and wear mourning clothes.
They smell of mourning.
I call them "the ones without mourning".
It's really hard, isn't it?
I can't say goodbye to you.
It's time to say goodbye.
I can't say goodbye to you.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, hey!
I'm going to Golden Week, but what am I doing here alone?
The weather is nice, too.
What's this?
Wow, it's a pigeon poop! It's disgusting!
It's a mess! Water, water, water!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's half-boiled! It's half-boiled! It's half- boiled!
It's disgusting!
You guys are disgusting!
Why am I in such a mess today?
It's not easy at all!
Hitoshi!
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Hitoshi?
Why... why don't we have a love climb?
Is that why you were crying?
You think so, don't you?
Here, Hitoshi! Here!
Let's have a love climb!
Yay! Yay!
How do you do it?
Love climb is dying!
Hitoshi, you do it like this.
Yay! Yay!
Love climb is dying!
So you do it like this.
Yay! Yay!
It's dying...
Yay! Yay!
It's dying...
Yay! Yay!
Yay!
Yay! Yay!
Make it look like a movie!
Good afternoon.
Today...
We're at Tokyo Literature District...
Yes.
Keihoku High School.
Yes.
It's on the roof.
And...
Today...
As usual...
We made a song dedicated to Keihoku High School's rooftop.
Let's go.
No doubt about it.
Keihoku High School
Is a little sad for boys
I've never kissed on the rooftop
But this...
Boys everywhere!
Yes, my friend in front of the TV, how are you?
Are you still wondering what you don't know with me?
Let's study together!
The one who will study with me is...
this person!
What is it?
I'm sleepy!
You're studying now!
That's right, Onii-san! Let's do our best today as well!
Now, please introduce today's story!
Onii-san, Nandarou-kun, hello!
Hello!
In our school, fortune-telling is popular.
But, does fortune-telling really work?
I see.
First of all, which fortune-telling works?
Please tell us!
Even Onii-san doesn't know about this.
That's right. There are a lot of fortune-tellings now.
Nandarou-kun, how is it?
Do you often...
do you often see fortune-tellings?
Yes, I do.
You do?
Yes.
How was it? Did you say something good?
It seems like...
my life line is cut off about twice in the middle.
I don't know about it!
Onii-san doesn't know about it, either!
Let's go and find out together!
Yes!
Whether it really works or not!
Yes!
Now, let's go!
Onii-san's spell has changed today!
Really?
Yes! It's complicated!
Then, let's go!
Go ahead!
You have to go!
One, two...
Oh, it's a huge box! A huge box! It's really huge!
No way! It's huge!
Shut up!
Nandarou-kun!
Yes, yes, yes!
Now, today...
Fortune-telling is...
Wait a minute! I have a good feeling about this!
Fortune-telling is...
whether it works or not!
Yes!
Now, look in front of you!
Yes!
Look!
Why are you two...
appearing in such a strange way?
Yes!
Two fortune-tellers have come!
Yes!
In front of me...
This person is...
The best fortune-teller is...
Madam Gyokurei-san!
Ah, hello!
And this is...
The fortune-teller next to me is...
Madam Kagura Himiko-san!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Now, I'd like you two to come here...
and see if fortune-telling really works!
Let's try this!
That's right!
Now, look behind you, Nandarou-kun!
Yes!
From number one to five...
there is a box!
Yes!
In this box...
there is...
paper, blizzard...
water...
candy...
rice...
eel...
and water!
Yes!
Paper, blizzard is a big hit!
It's a big hit!
Yes!
So, I'd like you two to fortune-tell me...
Yes!
and Nandarou-kun will come in...
Yes!
and pull the string!
I see!
At that moment...
if you tell me "paper, blizzard"...
that's already...
a great hit!
Yes!
It's a big hit!
That's right!
Let's do it until you tell me "paper, blizzard"!
Yes!
Now, we have to decide...
who will fortune-tell me!
That's right!
Yes!
Then I'll fortune-tell you...
toilet paper!
Do you like this smelly thing?
Don't say that!
It's a big hit!
Really?
Yes!
Then I'll...
fortune-tell you...
Oh, really?
Yes!
Then let's decide...
who will go first!
Let's decide!
Yes!
Paper, blizzard!
I know!
What should I do?
No! Nandara-kun, you do it first!
Then, please!
Then, I will go into fortune-telling.
13 meters.
Today, your lucky number is 1 and 3 and you got 4.
So, it's 4, right?
Yes!
Oh, Nandara-kun, it's 4!
You should read it according to the length of the toilet paper!
Oh, I think I'm one of the lucky ones!
It's 4!
Wow, I don't know what to say...
No, Nandara-kun!
Go for it!
Pull it!
Here I go, Nandara-kun!
Yes!
It's disgusting!
Oh, it's disgusting!
It's disgusting!
It's the best!
Hey, you should continue!
You are too excited!
Yokurei-san, please!
Yes!
It would be great if you could read it now!
Yes!
Yes.
Well...
In the crystal ball...
There is a number called "one"...
Can you say it again?
One?
One.
Can you see "one"?
It's in the middle.
I see.
Yes, I understand.
Well, then...
Yes?
Let's do it!
I'm scared!
I'm really scared!
I don't like it!
Well, let's do it!
Yes!
Awesome!
Oh, Gyokuro! You're the best, you're the best!
Now, what is it, please?
What?
Please do it until I say it.
Seriously?!
Of course!
Hmm...
Me!
Please do it!
Me!
Please do it!
Well, then, I'll do the fortune-telling.
That's great! That's great!
It's eleven meters.
This one and one...
This...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Judging from this one and one's order...
Yes!
One plus one is two, and what you have is number two!
It's number two!
Oh, Gyokuro!
It's number two!
Hurry up!
I'll kill you!
Kimiko-san! Hurry up!
Please do it!
Water me after this!
I'm sorry!
Please do it!
The air around me is bad...
Yes!
...but my inspiration is not good.
I see.
Please be patient and do it.
Yes, I'll do it right away.
Please do it!
Yes!
Please do it! Please do it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's five meters.
Five meters?!
Yes!
That means?!
Yes! Please say it's five!
It's number five!
Please say it's five!
That's what you think!
It's number five!
Go!
(Laughter)
Commercial!
(Laughter)
(Explosion)
(Music)
(Explosion)
(Laughter)
You can't get used to it.
Yeah!
Then let's go!
Yeah!
"Akira Fire" and "Meguppe Fire" are about to dock their "Love, Love, Tentacles" and their warranty period is already expired.
However, their secret "meta-robot", "Ojinger Z" is about to appear!
"Ojinger Z"!
Let's do it, Akira!
Meguppe, can you read me the manual you got from Kinako?
Yeah, but there's a lot of manuals and I don't know where to start.
Let's move it for now.
It says "warming up", right?
How do you move it?
Well, you press the red and white buttons at the same time.
At the same time?
Yes.
Switch... on!
Meguppe!
What?
You can't do that!
I'm sorry, but I pressed this button.
You can't!
This button is for peace?
Yes, it's for peace.
What should we do first?
Well, since it says "warming up", let's try something called "anger".
I see, I see.
First of all, you threaten your opponent.
Oh, that's good.
Please press this button.
This button, right?
Switch... on!
That's good!
This robot is good!
One more time!
Switch... on!
Twice!
Why doesn't it come back?
Well...
If you put a lot of power in it...
it will go "koraa"!
It's a little impossible.
It's like a water gun toilet.
You can't use it until the water runs out.
It's like a cheap snack water gun toilet.
I see.
But now it's okay.
It's the switch of anger, right?
Switch... on!
It's okay now.
It's okay, right?
Do you want me to do something else?
I want it to move a little.
Oh, you want it to move?
How about "skip"?
Can you do it?
Yes, I can!
Which switch is it?
It's "skip", right?
Switch... on!
It's amazing!
What about stopping it?
If you get tired of stopping it, it will stop.
It's still doing it!
It stopped!
Can't you attack it?
You can attack it.
What can you do?
You can kick it.
You kick it and then you say "koraa"!
You kick it and then you say "koraa", right?
Yes, you press the red button and then you press the blue button.
Okay, I got it. Let's go!
Switch... on!
You didn't say anything!
What's going on?
Let's try it one more time.
We'll do it one more time.
Let's go!
Switch on!
You went first!
Akira, your button got stuck.
Is it my fault?
Then...
Next...
How about impersonations?
Sounds good!
There are a lot of impersonations!
Really?
Yes!
Let's start with the usual ones.
It's okay!
What kind of impersonations?
Tell me the list.
Which one should we do?
How about "Sakura da Junko"?
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
Which button?
It says "Junko" here.
Then let's press the impersonation button!
Switch on!
Junko!
Right?
It sounded like "Takamiyama" a little, but...
Then let's do the victory song here!
The victory song?
Yes!
After we win?
After we win!
We can afford it!
Okay!
Which button?
This button!
Should we sing the victory song?
Let's sing it!
Switch...
On!
Yuno
Debonato
Futari
Nakabano
Switch!
Yes!
After we win we sing this song!
Isn't it nice?
It's like...
It's like a good song, isn't it?
Yuno
Takamiyama
It's the best!
Let's give him a round of applause!
Isn't it perfect?
You can do it!
Can you do a cool pose?
Of course I can!
Really?
Of course!
It's a cool pose!
It's cool!
Then which button?
Um...
Press the top red and white buttons at the same time.
I see.
It's a cool pose!
Yes!
Switch...
On!
Yuno
It's stopped!
It's 100% funny, this guy!
Amazing!
He's doing it himself!
He's putting it on himself!
It's never slipped before!
It's not slipping!
Amazing!
Anyway, let's try crying for the last time.
Crying?
I don't know if it's good.
You cry and feel pity for your opponent.
It's a very dirty way of crying.
But it's also effective.
I see.
You cry, feel pity for your opponent, and then punch.
Yes, that's it.
Which one is it?
Let's see...
You press all three buttons at the same time.
At the same time.
Let's go!
Switch... On!
I'm sorry.
Don't punch me!
Hey, this robot is amazing!
Please forgive me.
It looks like you, little girl.
Mom!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
I don't want to give up!
I want to go to the bathroom.
I'm sorry.
Girls can't stand it.
Stop it!
I'm going in now.
Leave me alone!
You're exaggerating!
Yum!
Ah! Ah! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I said it out loud! It feels good!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ah! Hey, hey, hey!
Akira, Akira!
This is interesting!
Let's do this!
Let go of your hands from all the buttons...
and line up with your backs...
and then...
turn your hands back...
and do it properly!
Why?
Now, eat!
No!
Eat!
Meat!
Ah!
How am I supposed to do this?
With that hand...
turn your hands back and do it!
Turn them back!
Ah!
Do it!
Do you know how long this will take?
Get up!
What now!
With that, my
internal organs are
all going to...
end up in the bathroom!
Ah!
I'm sorry!
I was too into it!
Even if you were in the bathroom, it was still bad!
Ah!
I haven't gone to the bathroom yet, but I wonder what will happen.
Destroy button.
Oh, this is quite complicated.
What?
Press blue number four, white number three, red number four, white do not press, blue number three, white, white, white, blue number four.
Switch on.
(Explosion)
(Laughs)
I have to do something about it!
I know, but...
That's it!
Your Highness!
What is it?
I don't care what you do with it,
but don't push that red button!
That's it!
What?
This button?
Yes!
What is it?
Don't push it!
(Laughs)
The more you say that,
the more I want to push it.
What is it?
Stop it!
If you push it, you yourself will be in a terrible situation!
Stop it!
(Laughs)
Who would believe you?
Something fun is about to happen.
Should I push it?
(Screams)
What that was just now?
Could it be a booger?
Hey!
What's up with that Gling Cuzzet?
(Screams)
Who was that?
(Screams)
You did it!
Yes!
I told you not to push it!
As planned!
(Laughs)
Why didn't we just believe in what they said?
It's not over yet!
Remember this, love love fire!
We did it, Akira!
One, two...
Fire! Fire!
Fire!
It was almost a dobojack, but...
...thanks to Meguro's fire's knowledge and Akira's fire's acting skills...
...love love fire overcame their crisis!
What will happen next week?
Masumoto-kun, I'm glad you're leaving for work tomorrow.
Professor...
What is it?
Perhaps this operation has failed.
What are you talking about?!
Masumoto-kun!
Don't say such stupid things!
You've become so energetic!
I'm glad...
Wow! It's done, Wakamatsu-kun!
This is a bulletproof tie!
Professor, congratulations!
I'm thin and light, and anyone can tell it's bulletproof, right?
Yeah!
Let's try it out!
Let's do it, Wakamatsu-kun!
This is so much fun!
I'm going to do it!
Good luck!
Let's do it!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
Hello, I'm GODS!
It's time for "Let's Cook"!
Today, I'd like to introduce you to a simple and delicious dish!
Thank you, Sensei.
Thank you for having me.
Sensei, today's dish is...
Yes, today is Golden Week, so I'd like to show you how to easily make delicious ramen for your wives and children.
Sensei, I love ramen!
But Japanese people love ramen!
Yes.
Then, let me introduce you to the ingredients!
Here are the ingredients for three people!
Three packets of ramen, naruto, char siu, ramen powder, green onions, and a little bit of soup, but...
Yes?
Chicken...
What's wrong?
Chicken...
Oh, I'm in a bad mood...
No, you're in a bad mood, but it's Golden Week!
Hey, everyone! It's Golden Week!
Hey!
It's Golden Week!
What are you going to do? It's Golden Week!
Oh, it's okay! Please continue!
Huh? Can I continue?
Please say your lines from the camera's perspective!
Okay.
This is the fourth volume of "Golden Week"!
Okay, I'll say it!
So, for the soup, we used chicken breast.
Chicken breast soup has a very straight taste,
and you can enjoy a very delicious ramen soup.
Chicken breast...
My neck!
It's like a dodgeball, but it's not a dodgeball.
It's like a volleyball, but it's not a volleyball.
It's like a basketball, but it's not a basketball.
If you ask me what it is...
Basketball!
Yes, yes, yes! It's totally different, isn't it, you guys?
You have to do it more smoothly and in different ways!
You're not different at all!
You can't compete in a competition like this!
Idiot!
Do as I say, okay?
Understood!
Watch carefully!
Yes!
One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Do it up to here!
I want to do it!
Let's do it!
One, two, three, four! Five, six, seven, eight!
I did it! I did it!
Let's do the next one!
Okay!
I'll leave the ones I can't do!
One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four!
Got it?
Yes, I did it!
Let's do it!
Okay, let's do it!
One, two, three, four! Five, six, seven, eight!
I did it!
Got it?
Yes!
Let's do it with music!
Okay!
I'll sing!
Got it?
Yes!
Okay!
One, two, three, four!
I will never go home!
Okay, up to here!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I will never go home!
Okay, passionately!
I will never go home!
Hurry up!
Follow me!
Okay!
Idiot!
You can't go home!
Got it! Follow me!
Let's go!
I'm sick of this!
I'm sick of you guys!
Let's go!
Okay!
Let's do it with music!
Okay!
Play me a song!
Let's go!
(Laughing)
(Singing and power, power, power)
(Laughing)
(Before you come in)
(Laughing)
(Don't run away)
(Laughing)
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