AISubs v3.5
Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up! Who killed our comrades?
I will never do something like that!
Are you sure you don't care about yourself?
Or maybe I'm stupid.
However, no matter what you do to me, I won't listen to you!
I will never talk!
Okay, I will cut your favorite tie.
It's Tanaka.
Yes, it's Tanaka!
Go, go! Go home! He's at home.
I'm sure he's at home.
Thank you.
Yes.
Okay, I'm leaving.
Wait a minute!
See, his tie is crooked!
You'll be home early today, right?
No, I have a meeting today. I might be late...
But I'm planning to finish it soon.
Yes, but the director asked me...
No, I'm not going!
No, I'm not going.
Am I going?
No, I'm not going!
I'm going!
No, I'm not going!
Am I going?
I'm not going!
Am I going?
I'm not going!
Am I going?
I'm not going!
Am I going?
I'm not going!
I can't wait until it gets dark!
I'm sorry!
Hitochi-kun, how are you?
Oh, you have a blanket.
I'm going to work now.
Hitochi-kun, let me go.
I can't go to work, so let me go.
I can't. Let me go.
Let me go to work.
Hitochi-kun!
(Laughter)
Is the refusal you know true or false?
(Yawn)
Hey!
Oh, it stinks!
Hey!
What's up? You've been sighing for a while now.
Actually, I'm going to say hello to my girlfriend's parents tomorrow.
Oh!
Please tell me your daughter's name.
That's right.
By the way...
Yeah?
That old man over there is a tough guy.
Yeah?
I was wondering if you'd tell me anything about him.
I'm depressed.
Oh, I see.
It's like love on a cutting board.
That's right, on a cutting board.
What?!
(Laughter)
If you can't say anything, you have to stay quiet.
Oh!
Absolutely!
Are you sure about that?
I am!
Are you sure about that?!
I am!
All right!
Shall we try it?
Yeah!
Let's do it.
(Music)
Is love on a cutting board really completely quiet?!
(Scream)
We are...
We did our best.
This is just one experiment.
Well, really, really this love...
I just prepared this big love...
It's huge, isn't it?
Will this love really decide when it's placed on this cutting board?
Will it give up?
It will move when you grab it, right?
Well, if you put it here...
When you put it here...
It's no use.
Will it give up?
This is just one experiment.
I see.
It will definitely happen.
That's right.
Right?
Yes, yes.
Then, grab it.
What?!
I will grab it?
You will grab it.
No, you...
You know...
As I said last time...
What is it?
You don't like fish, do you?
No, it has nothing to do with it.
It's no use, you know.
So...
Don't let me do such a thing!
You can't catch it!
Jeez...
Yes?
I will...
This is...
This is really...
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's not working.
It's not giving up!
It is moving, right?
Do it.
Let's do it together.
Okay.
I see, I see.
Let's do it together and see if it works.
Grab it properly!
Grab it!
It's not moving.
Hey! It's shining!
Can you hold it for me?
Put it in the corner.
Hey!
If you move, it'll shine!
No, I'll use a net.
The net is...
It's shining!
It's already moving here, guys!
If it's already here...
How do we do this?
Are you okay?!
He's waiting for you.
And he's standing!
He's giving up!
Oh my!
His eyes are like...
like this.
That means...
love placed on a cutting board stands.
Before that...
He's giving up.
His eyes don't move at all.
Eyes?
His necktie is wide.
His eyes are like...
like this.
He's grabbing and pulling.
He's giving up.
Good evening!
I'm a necktie with a cancer symptom!
Good evening! I'm a necktie with an oasis symptom!
Your necktie is loose!
Thank you!
Me too!
Good evening!
Thank you for coming!
This time...
you've picked up...
three of Nishikawa-san's favorites.
You've picked up...
three of Nishikawa-san's favorites.
Why?
First of all, it's a necktie.
A necktie...
You know what I mean, don't you?
This is better than what you've prepared!
What are you talking about?
I'd like you...
to be a little more precise.
I'd like you...
to put it in here.
I haven't said it five times.
It's a necktie, but...
I've had it a few times.
People are talking about it!
People are talking about it and you're drinking tea!
You too!
But you guys...
This segment is for old people.
July 2nd and I'm 45 years old.
I see.
Your life as an entertainer...
My life as an entertainer...
How long have you been doing this?
Ten years.
Don't make a fool of me.
How many neckties do you have?
Of course I have a lot of them.
I've never called them "many".
That's not true.
You have a lot of presents.
I do, but I buy them myself.
Do you keep them properly?
Don't you have anything else you don't keep?
Not even once?
Of course I do.
The one Morimitsuka gave me.
The one Minara Okatomoku gave me.
Who gave you the one last time?
Oh, last time...
Itsuki Hiroshi's wife.
You remember her well.
You're a white woman.
You have a wide range of colors.
Even with just one necktie.
That's why when I gave you the one last time...
I wanted you and Morimitsuka to go on a date...
Minara Okatomoku...
I didn't mean it like that.
Is it necessary for you two to have hearts together for a date?
Yeah...
It feels pure.
For the entire day, you taught Helen?
I taught her everything by myself.
How many times do you have to say that?
Oh no...
Famous person gag.
Yah!
I'm Erimaki Jun.
Gotsuei kanji.
But...
No good, no good, no good, only no good for her.
She was called Girl Hunt's goddess.
Where have I been?
Oh baby!
Oh sugar baby love!
As soon as I laid my eyes on you,
I fell in love for the first time!
No! No!
Setsunai setsunai setsunai setsunai kimochi
Umarete hajimete mahou no kusui ga kikanai
Miracle power no koi no magic potion
Baby, doushitara ii no
Aji hitosuji, nagatanie
Linnai gaskigu, ss pharmaceutical
Fujiya, shouwa shelloil
Nippon 2-Nu, provided by Nintendo.
It's hot.
Excuse me, can you open the window?
[Laughter]
Bindack Matcha
Buhin!
Hey, my father is stubborn, so be careful of how you talk, okay?
I know.
Dad!
Nice to meet you. I'm Kimura.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm working at the TV station, so I'm late in greeting you.
Thank you for your patience.
Dad, this is for you.
Oh, thank you.
I'm sorry.
Not at all.
Can you open it for me?
Yes, of course.
A tie, huh?
I don't know if you like it or not, but I don't tie up my tie for work.
But I think it's a little too much for you, right?
What?!
You people at the TV station, is it okay for you to say anything?!
No, it's not!
Are you going to say what you said during the war?!
No!
I'm not saying anything!
Won't you apologize?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Are you guys crazy?!
Huh?!
Are you ordinary citizens done?!
No!
What are you saying?!
If you're done, are we done?!
No!
You still don't know?!
No! I'm sorry!
Huh?!
Are you going to say what you said?!
No!
Are you going to say what you said?!
I'm sorry! Are you going to say what you said?!
Hey! Tie me up!
You're always like this.
That's enough!
You've been tying me up since we got married.
Maybe you don't know how to tie someone up.
(Making weird noises)
Let's guess the number!
More! More!
Be quiet!
Why is it you, Onsen-san?
Now, in this segment...
No, it's definitely you, Onsen-san, who's fast.
Now, in this segment...
A guest will appear.
And that guest will appear with a certain number.
What kind of significance does that number have for the guest?
Now, let's introduce the answerers!
I already know who it is, but...
First up is Masumoto Hitoshi-san!
Next up is Imada Koji-kun!
Nice to meet you!
Eastern Koji-kun!
Hello, I'm Yoshida Hiroki-kun!
And above me, Yoshida Hiroki-kun!
Eyebrows!
And last up is Shimada Taneo-chan!
Now, let's get started! First up is our second guest!
Hello!
How are you?
It's like...
Your existence itself...
It's funny, isn't it?
Now, what is your number?
Three.
Three?
Hey!
Wait up!
That's what you said!
Three is fine.
Fine, fine, fine.
But if you say it like that, I'll be like, "Ah..."
Which one?
Anyway, it's three, right?
I flinched for a moment, but...
Yes!
If you hit me with the first shot, you wouldn't joke about it, would you?
W-what?
I have three nipples.
Your hands are all over the place, right?
Yeah!
Every morning!
Yeah!
Every morning!
I eat three lions.
Three lions?
Ow!
Wait up!
Every morning, everyone's reacting like this.
Every morning.
Hey, say it!
Every morning...
Yeah?
I get three more nipples.
What?
What did you say just now?
What?
No, wait...
This is three... What do you do?
Say "nipples".
Nipples!
It's not "say it", say it!
No, nipples...
It's a quiz!
What is it?
What do you think it is?
Three...
Three what?
Three types!
Fish!
Yes!
Yes! I brush my teeth three times a day!
Not every morning!
Not every morning! Do you wash your face?
No, no!
Do you brush your teeth?
No, no!
Do you brush your teeth and suck your mouth?
What?!
No, it's not every morning!
I'm particular about it every morning!
It doesn't matter!
Three times a day!
No, but it's up to you!
I brush my teeth three times a day!
Only in the morning?
One day in the morning and one day in the evening!
I eat breakfast!
Oh, me too!
Of course!
No, it's pretty good now!
Shut up!
You're distracting me!
I'm not criticizing you!
Think about it!
You brush your teeth three times a day, right?
Yes!
Is it your hair or what?
Think about it!
Three times!
Yes!
I brush my teeth three times a day!
Oh, I see!
But it grows back, so you brush it off!
I see, I see!
You brush it off!
I brush it off three times a day and this is what I get?!
It already grew back!
No, no!
It means it's strong!
Oh, it's strong!
It's strong!
I see, I see!
Yes, it doesn't matter!
Three times a day!
Do you brush your beard?
Do you brush your beard?!
Oh, you're so stingy!
No, it's not like that!
Yes!
You brush your beard three times a day!
Oh, I see!
Yes, Hiroko!
You brush your beard four times a day!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Be careful when you're down!
I'm sorry!
Why are you apologizing?!
I'm apologizing for calling you out like that!
I'm sorry!
Yes, and lastly, Matsumoto-kun!
You meet Pink Lady Kei-chan three times a day!
Shut up!
Colonel!
Ma'am! What's the answer?!
I shave my beard three times a day.
Tama! Correct!
That's amazing.
He really does shave his beard three times a day.
But you have to be careful with this.
If you leave it out like this, it's black.
If you shave it all the way, it's blue.
If you shave it all the way, it's bright red.
It changes color quickly.
But overall, it's a deep color, right?
That's right.
His eyebrows are also beautiful.
His eyebrows are manly, aren't they?
His eyebrows are thick.
That's right. His eyebrows are thick.
I'm glad.
Tell me about it right away!
And with that, our first guest was Ogura-san! Thank you very much!
Our second guest is this person! Please come in!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- With that said... - Yes?
- If you could tell me what you're going to do for me... - Yes, I understand.
- It's like this. - Yes.
- You're going to make me look like an idiot, aren't you? - That's right.
- He's our young master. - Are you two calling me "down" and "town"?
- That's right! - That's what we're going for.
- It's nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you too.
- We're really good friends. - Really?
- We really are. - I can't work because of you.
- It's not like that!
- First of all, here are your numbers!
- What?! - Again?!
- It's not a beard!
- You'll get angry if you have a beard!
- You'll get scared if you have a beard!
- I know, I know! - It's not a beard!
- I know!
- Your number is also "three", isn't it, viewers?
- Viewers, here is your answer!
- What is it?
- This is also "first"!
- What?!
- I knew it!
- Of course it is!
- Next!
- Yes, yes, Mr. Matsumoto!
- "Three times a day, I cry like a man".
- You're kind of rude!
- That was like...
- I'm going to puke!
- Look!
- "Three buildings, I crushed them".
- I'm sorry!
- Next!
- "Three times"?
- Yes! - Yes, Mr. Matsumoto!
- Oh, it's "now"!
- "Now, I'm going to kill three people".
- Who? Who?
- Oh, I know!
- It's like that!
- "Three people I want to hit", or something like that.
- Oh, I know, I know!
- I think it's possible, but...
- No, it's not.
- Mr. Akko, how many people do you want to hit?
- Not many!
- "Not many"?
- Don't say "not many"!
- When did you...
- But...
- Mr. Akko, you're involved in this, aren't you?
- Of course!
- That's obvious!
It's soft! It's soft!
I thought calisthenics would be soft!
Now it's like I'm touching something!
Hey, Higashima!
There are only three parts of the earth that don't break.
What are you talking about?
Um, excuse me, Taiyo Bochi Bochi.
- Is that so? - Yes.
When was "arashika" first mentioned?
Recently, now!
- Recently? - No, a long time ago.
- A long time ago? - When was it?
When was it? Let's start with that first.
- When was it? - Yes.
- Babies. - No.
- No, it's here. - Since you debuted?
- Before that. - Before that?
- Were you in high school? - Yes.
Yes!
- This "san" is a number from your school days. - Yes.
- "San" what? - "San" what?
"San" "peso"!
Hey!
In which country does this show air?
No, no, I can't say it!
I can't speak Japanese!
- "San" what? - It's not "peso"!
- "San" what? - "San" what? Yes!
What is "San" what?
"Peso"!
- "San" isn't "rui"! - "San" isn't "rui"!
- "San" "dai"! - "Dai" isn't "dai"!
- Mile! - "Sanbon"!
- No! - "San" gram!
- "San" centimeter! - "San" millimeter!
- No! - "San" meter!
- No! - "San" kilo!
- No! - "San" micron!
- "A"! - "A"!
- "Go" kilo! - I don't know either!
- "Go" kilo! - "San" kilo!
"Go" has nothing to do with it!
What are you talking about?
- Ako-san, you're acting like a man!
- What do you mean?
What do you mean?
- Do you have any way of saying it?
Act like a man, please!
- "Tai" is "ka"! - "Mikka"!
- Are you ready? - "San" is "mikka"!
- "Tai" is "mikka"!
- "Kougojidai"!
- "Mikka"!
- "Flip" is "mega"!
- Thank you!
You can also follow me on Twitter and Instagram.
"Flip" is "mega"!
Do you think this record is yours?
Not really.
In my school, it's only me.
Only you?
I haven't heard of any other men.
Not with friends or anything like that?
Not at all, only me.
Alone?
Alone.
Let's start with Higashino kun.
Okay.
Sleeping for three days in class.
What kind of state is that?!
Two hours, three hours, forever.
Tama!
For three days in a row, he made a man's teacher into garbage!
He suppressed it.
It's different.
Hiro!
I don't know anything about it.
Since high school, he died only three days in a row.
Times Hiro
Okay.
When I was in first year of high school,
for only three days in a row, I shut down the school gate by myself.
That's cool.
Ah!
Gate? Is that a gate?
You shut down a gate like that?
For three days?
Yes.
Is that enough for one day?
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious?
I'm scared.
Apparently it was really terrible.
If it was me, I would have killed you.
Listen! Listen!
Because you're still wearing an iron guitar.
Take it!
You don't have to train me anymore.
Okay.
I'm a little bigger.
For three days in a row, I rolled up my sleeves.
That's good!
That's what I think.
Well, Mr. Wakko, please tell us the answer yourself.
The answer is...
For only three days in a row, I went to high school.
Did you quit in three days?
In three days, I quit school.
You quit school?
You said it nicely and you quit school, didn't you?
Did you quit school?
Why did you quit school?
Because I was old.
That's enough.
Don't look at me like that.
Is that what you mean?
No, no.
This is really serious.
Seriously.
I went to a Catholic school.
There were only girls.
And at that time, singing in a jazz cafe was a big bad thing.
Oh, at that time.
At that time.
And it's not good for such a bad school to give such an image to everyone.
So my father graduated from college.
And as it was, the school closed down.
The school closed down.
That's right.
So.
There is no correct answer.
Everyone, raise your hands!
I quit school.
I just heard it now.
Wakko-san, only you.
Only me.
It's amazing that I was really bad.
I don't know if I'm bragging about it.
No, no, no.
I've actually read a book.
What book?
"Wada Akiko Monogatari" used to be on "Shonen Champion".
What?
No, it's true.
That's fast!
No, I didn't know it at first because it's a manga.
The protagonist's daughter was always called "wakko- wakko" and was very popular.
She played judo, bathed in water, and had long hair.
It was sparkling!
That's dangerous!
It's tough!
That's right, it's a manga.
That's tough!
She had big eyes and big ears.
And she was doing "nanatsuboshi" inside of her.
It's tough!
The water was cold.
But I did a lot of things in that book.
Is that so?
Yes.
That's fun!
That's right!
The second question is correct!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's see the scores!
It was "Manse Manse" corner!
Manse Manse
Wait, Sairyouhei!
What?!
I won't forgive you for what you did today!
What's wrong with you?!
Is it okay for you to know that?!
I don't know! I don't know!
Dad, it's too easy for you!
Do you know what I know?!
Dad!
It's easy for you!
Give it to me!
Boss!
The culprit tied his neck with this tie, didn't he?
Eh? Is that so?
Yes.
Ah!
I know!
Has the culprit confessed?
Yes!
The culprit?
A foreigner.
A foreigner?
Yes.
Because, you know...
It says "Almani".
Should we call "Almani" by all names?!
Yes, yes.
It's hot!
Tsukikage!
What is it?
It's an order from me.
What?
Before you take away the tie that came from abroad...
Oh, I see.
This is it.
It's a bandage!
What?
It's a bandage!
Oh, I see.
It's a tie!
Oh, I see.
It's a tie!
I said it's a tie!
It's a tie!
You idiot!
I'll go get number 2.
You idiot!
Famous Person Joke
Tonkachi Hanako!
Thank you!
Question and answer quiz!
So, this is the question and answer quiz.
What would you do if you were a real human being and asked a simple everyday question?
Yes!
Last time...
Is it really a simple question?
It's not a simple question!
It's not cute.
It's not cute, you know.
Last time, we asked if sugar water would float.
What are you talking about?
I don't know if you know, but I don't know.
We asked if sugar water would float.
And you sang in karaoke...
You forgot to sing!
It's not a simple question!
I was wondering if you could still do something with your eyes.
Let's introduce our guest once again.
It's Akko Wada!
But, Akko-san, you really look like a man.
What?
Don't say things you don't want me to say!
Next to him is Uraesairo-san!
He's cute, isn't he?
And last but not least, our commentator, Wada Kadaft-sensei!
Let's get right to the question.
Please look at the monitor.
The first question is...
Can you bend a pencil case and see?!
As you wish...
Next up is our commentator, Wada Kadaft-sensei!
Everyone, please look!
He bent a pencil case like this and played with it.
Ah! It's bent! It's bent!
He did it.
What would happen if you were a human being?
It's ridiculous, isn't it?!
Let's do an experiment!
Let's do this experiment!
Pencil-kun has appeared!
Pencil-kun!
Lesson-kun...
What does that have to do with anything?
No, it has nothing to do with anything.
Hello!
What is it?
Pencil-kun.
I'm not Pencil-kun!
You're not Pencil-kun!
I'm not Pencil-kun!
You're not Pencil-kun from here on out!
Hey, show me the monitor.
Oh, it's you!
Hey!
I'm not Pencil-kun!
Didn't you always come to invite me as Matsumoto- kun in middle school?
I'm not Pencil-kun!
You're Pencil-kun right now.
That's enough.
Besides, you're number one.
If I was number two, I'd be more motivated.
What's wrong with being number two?
There's no way you can see it!
You have to try it to know.
Look at this.
What?
This machine.
What?
You're using it more than half of your production budget.
That's enough.
You've been crying a lot on TV today.
Stop it.
This is scary.
I don't know when it'll come off.
Look at this line.
You can see it, right? It's bent.
Look.
It's bent like this, right?
Is this how it's supposed to be?
Are you ready?
Lie down here.
Yes.
It'll move.
Yes.
Will you be able to see it?
Let's do it!
Do your best!
I'm down.
As you saw on the video,
we played with this pencil like this.
Yes.
When we got on the machine,
we did an experiment to see if we could see the pencil like this.
The machine moves like this, but...
Does the pencil move like this?
This subtle movement was a little difficult for the machine.
If you didn't say it like that, I wouldn't have been able to answer it either.
Even if you're wrong, you don't have to say it.
Anyway, let's watch the clip.
Music, please!
Can you see it or not?
Let's see your answer.
Wako-san first.
Yes.
It's bent and you can see it.
I can see it.
I can see it like this.
Even if the pencil isn't bent, you can see it like this.
That's right.
It's a human illusion.
When something moves, you can see it even if it doesn't move.
I see.
Okura-san.
I think you can see it if you move it in the same way.
If you can do this movement, you can see it subtly.
I don't think you can see it in this experiment.
What are you talking about?
If you move it in the same way, you can see it.
But in this experiment, you can't see it in the same way.
If you move it in the same way you can see it, I don't think you're safe now.
I see.
Why did you write my answer?
What can you see?
You can actually see it.
What?
Which one is it?
I'm angry!
You can write you can't see it.
You can write it however you like.
If you write it however you like, you'll get angry.
What you're saying and what you're writing are different.
We're guests.
Ogu-chan, say it honestly.
You can actually see it.
But, but...
But...
But you can't see it...
How do you say "can't see it" in Japanese?
You can't see it...
You can't see it in this experiment.
You can't see it.
Is that okay?
Does that mean you can't see it?
It might not be possible.
You can actually see it, but you can't see it in this experiment.
In other words, in the end...
I can't see it.
It's no good!
It's no good.
It even says "no good".
It's no good at all.
Why is that?
If you go as far as you can see it, you'll die.
Let's go as far as you can see it.
The correct answer is...
Well then, let's start checking!
Pencil-kun, you're eyes are kind of scary!
Scary!
It's really scary!
Eh?
Are you having fun like that?
No, I'm having a lot of fun!
In April 1947, I stepped on my first stage...
That's enough!
1947?
1957!
No, it's scary! It's really scary!
It's a beautiful pencil!
No, seriously!
It's sharp, isn't it?
If you look at me like this...
I can understand how you feel, even if you're Takeshi Hong.
It's really scary!
Well then, Pencil-kun!
Yes?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Will Pencil-kun really look like Nyagunyanin?
Let's go!
It's there! It's there!
No! This is actually twisted.
BFF KILLER!
This is actually twisted.
I'm really sorry.
He looks like an idiot.
But you've had a good experience.
It's on the first page of "Seishun no I".
Since we can't see Kato-senpai today,
Noguchi-chan and Chuta are correct!
I'd like to move on to the second question!
Here it is!
Can you lift yourself up with your own strength so you don't become a luggage?
Excuse me, but we have a platform here.
There is a ladder here and we will see if you can lift yourself up with only your own strength.
Now, let me introduce you.
Here comes the luggage! Please come in!
Now, how is it?
Hey!
What is this outfit?
Hello.
What is this box?
Could it be that the box behind you and this box are the same and you can't see it anymore?
It can't be like that, right?
This is also interesting.
Today, we will see if you can lift yourself up with only your own strength.
What do you want me to do?
Oh, you can sit there.
Because you are the main character.
Of course you are!
I don't want to sit like this!
You can sit here and see if you can lift yourself up with only your own strength.
Are you serious?
Yes!
Are you sure?
I think so.
I see.
Thank you for your cooperation.
If you fail, we will send you away like this.
With this opportunity, I will ride on it and pull the rope and see if I can go up.
Please wait.
Can you lift it up?
Can you lift it up? Can you lift it up? Can you lift it up?
Everyone, please wait.
Can you all lift it up?
What do you mean by "half the strength to go up"?
That is, if you were to go up 3 meters, you would need 6 meters of rope to go up.
If you pull 6 meters of rope, you can go all the way up.
So even if you are 6 meters away from the rope, you would need about half of your weight and the box to pull it up.
So you would need about 35 or 30 kilograms of rope.
The correct answer is...
This one!
Let's go, Onimatsu-kun!
Whoa!
What a face!
Don't shoot me!
It's coming!
What a face!
Your face is like Daimon Daigo, a friend of Tiger Mask!
What a face!
The one watching is doing his best, too.
Are you done?
No, no, just a little more.
It's coming up!
No, no, just a little more!
It's not coming up anymore!
No, no, just a little more!
It's not coming up anymore!
No, just a little more!
It's not coming up!
No, just a little more!
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no...
Just a little more!
Let go of me!
I can't!
Just a little more!
I can't!
It hurts!
Come on!
It hurts!
I do it like this, too!
It hurts!
It'll be okay if you do a downturn!
This is a downturn!
Just a little more!
I can't do it anymore.
Let go of me!
Are you done?
What's wrong?
I can't use my arms anymore!
It hurts!
It's so hot!
You're amazing!
This is a success!
A great success!
And with that...
More than anything, you two are really funny!
- No, thank you! - This is great!
- I like it! - Thank you!
- Again, this experiment is great! - Ah, is that so?
- Yes, by all means! - Yes!
- It's funny! - Yes!
- With that, thank you very much! - Thank you!
That's all for the experiment presentation!
Sato Masaki, 27 years old!
I'm the one who created this Yokohama Bay Bridge!
That thing is amazing!
Next thing you like is miso soup!
I love miso soup! I always eat it in the morning.
I like this one too.
Really?
What about you?
I like it too.
What kind of miso soup do you like?
What kind of miso soup?
The one with fried tofu and tofu.
Fried tofu and tofu!
You're weird!
It's not shiso, it's fried tofu and tofu!
It's so thin!
If you put hot fried tofu in it, it's the same!
I like it.
You eat it separately from the tofu!
You're weird!
I don't get angry.
You get angry a lot.
Miso soup is my mother's.
Mori Mitsuka's mother's love.
Miso soup is my mother's.
I like nasubi miso soup.
That's good too.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good with somen noodles too, isn't it?
I don't like it.
You don't like it with tororo?
Tororo...
You don't like it and you don't eat it?
What are you talking about?!
I don't mean it like that.
What do you like the most?
Actually, I like it with fried tofu.
I like it with fried tofu.
You don't eat a lot of miso soup?
Not really.
In the morning...
When you eat...
You're raised in a feudal era.
Do you love miso soup?
Do you love food?
Do you cherish it?
Don't you leave it?
If you say that, I won't leave it.
We don't have a time when we're poor.
If you leave food, you'll get angry.
I had an atmosphere like that.
You don't like it or hate it?
I don't like it or hate it.
If I dare say it, I don't eat watermelon and sushi rolls.
I haven't eaten it for decades.
What do you like about watermelons?
Watermelons are really...
Well...
It's a painful memory, but...
If we had more time, we'd talk about it.
Miso soup, drinking, G-samba-san,
Very, very good miso soup,
Seaweed, tofu, shijimi,
Natto is number one now!
Every day, every day, eating seaweed miso soup,
If you have something to say, say it loud!
It's not funny!
Don't copy me!
This is miso!
Miso soup!
No, no, no, no, no!
Rack! Rack!
No, no, no, no!
Rack!
I love clam miso soup and shijimi miso soup.
That's right.
But I don't like sea bream miso soup.
Let's eat.
I don't like you doing things like a cat.
I don't do things like that.
Are you okay?
I'm fine today.
I'm sorry about the other day.
I think I said too much.
I'm sorry about that.
No, it's okay.
You can relax today.
Let's not talk about hard things.
I understand.
That's right.
Eat your wife's cooking.
The miso soup is good.
Dad, I've finished eating.
What?
You say it again?
Are people on TV always strong?
Did we interfere with your dinner?
What are you talking about?
Are we little birds?
Are we in a cage?
I don't know!
Don't you have anything to say back?
I'm sorry!
You... you... you...
Are people on TV always strong?
I'm sorry!
Go home!
You hit me with your fist!
Inoue Tetsuo, 49 years old.
I'm the one who's writing the light bulb on the top of that red light bulb.
Bikkura Kokinosuke.
Japanese.
Tonight's soup is bonito soup with seafood stock.
I can't get enough of it.
I can't get enough of it!
What do you want me to do?
The miso soup is really good.
The miso soup is really good?
Do you like miso soup, dad?
I love miso soup, dad!
Then you don't like seaweed, dad?
I love seaweed, too, dad!
If you say that, how about salmon?
If I say the truth...
I want you to allow me to eat only salmon, dad.
What? You don't know?
Salmon is really good, dad!
Do you like salmon, grandma?
I like salmon.
Seaweed is good, too, right?
It's good, it's good.
I can't get enough of it!
Now you've thought about it, haven't you?
I'm glad you're Japanese!
You're right!
Salmon!
What do you want me to do?
Salmon!
Have you put it in yet?
No, just a little more.
I hate the smell of dead fish, so let me put sand in it.
Come on!
Put it in!
Stop it!
Hey!
Wake up!
What did you eat this morning?
I won't tell you!
I will never tell you!
Are you sure you don't care about your body?
Or maybe you're stupid.
But!
I'm not the kind of guy who would tell you about food!
No matter what happens, I will never tell you!
Then I'll cut up my favorite hat and give it to you.
It's miso soup!
Yeah, I think it's white miso soup.
Yeah!
I drank it!
I drank two cups!
Yeah!
Thank you!
Yeah!
I'll drink it again tomorrow!
Good evening, everyone.
It's a salad roll.
It's delicious.
We did a skit with this.
This skit was the most difficult.
"Gillot and Ninja"?
I like it.
What do you think "gillot" and "ninja" mean?
It means as humans,
being alive,
Don't answer!
Got it!
So "gillot and ninja" means...
If you could do it simply,
rather than saying you can do it,
you can sign event.
You can return it with sincerity.
Without money or silverware.
When we see each other again,
one word or from the heart,
it's not just a quizze.
I don't think it's a bad thing.
I think it's a good thing.
For example, I'm an old man.
If I'm invited to a meal at someone's house,
it's hard for me to get food.
And if I'm late today, I'm sorry.
If you like, you can stay at my house.
If I'm asked to stay at someone's house,
I don't like it at all.
Can you stay at my house?
No, you can stay at my house.
That's what I've been doing.
Even if I'm talking to you, you can't see me.
If you ask me to stay at your house,
I don't like it.
I told you not to say that.
When I was 45 years old, I was old enough to be hated like you guys.
I don't like it.
That's fine, but you saw me now.
I don't like it at all.
You live alone, don't you?
No, I don't live alone.
I don't live alone.
Is Kiyo and Ririan alone?
We don't make up stories like this on TV. We live together 24 hours a day.
That's nice!
But that's not fun.
It's not fun!
No, it's not.
You don't like it? Or is it a burden?
No, I'm nervous.
No, it's not like that. It's not like that.
I'm not nervous. It's been a long time.
Well, we've been together for a long time, so it's been recent.
But I know it.
Do I make people nervous like that?
No, it's still a pressure.
What kind of pressure is it? I don't like it.
I'm a big star!
Oh, now you say it in a way that says you're a big star.
That's right!
Okay, we'll do our best!
No, it's not like that!
I'm sure you'll do your best until you fall!
Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!
Help me!
Are you okay?!
Talk on the phone!
What?!
Talk on the phone!
This is a cell phone, so you have to put it on.
Help me!
What are you going to do with a cell phone like that?!
Are you going to kill me?!
Talk on the phone!
Idiot!
Five minutes until the explosion.
Damn it!
Piggy, you idiot!
You closed the exit completely and even pushed the explosion switch!
I can't help it!
He doesn't have human emotions!
What's more, he's an alien who doesn't even have a guillotine!
Damn it!
What should I do?
It's dangerous, Captain Matsumoto.
Captain Matsumoto...
More importantly...
Let's make good use of the time we have left.
And time!
Three minutes until the explosion.
I didn't think we'd have any time left.
Damn it!
Rinda, you're suffocating me.
Three minutes until the explosion.
I'm going now.
Can you give me 10,000 yen?
I need 30,000 yen!
Why?
Because you helped me.
You're so kind.
I'm going now.
Okay.
Oh, right.
I don't have a handkerchief.
Oh, wait a minute!
You can't do that!
That was good!
Are you sure you're okay?
I'm going to win today.
Dad!
I'm sorry about the other day.
No, no.
I was trying to get your feelings.
No, it's fine.
It's not like that.
It seems like I said too much again.
No.
Look at me.
That's...
Dad!
I knew it.
There are only people who have lived in poverty and humiliation.
You've become human, Dad!
Are you still going to say that?!
Are people on TV always like that?!
That's not what I meant!
Are you going to take us to high school again?!
Are you going to say it?!
I'm sorry!
Are you going to shake me like that?!
What are you saying?!
Are you going to taste grapes?!
I'm not tasting anything!
Apologize to me!
I'm sorry!
Apologizing and everything is over?!
Apologize to me!
Are you going to deceive me with dessert?!
I'm not deceiving you!
Are you going to say it?!
I'm sorry!
Are you still going to say it?!
Go back!
I'm sorry!
Are you still going to say it?!
Go!
Linda, you're all sweaty.
Oh, my, my, my...
Do you know how I felt when I was trapped in your past?
Do you know how I felt when I was betrayed by someone like you?
Are you still human?!
You're the one who didn't realize it.
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
I'll hug you!
Keep it up!
What's up with you, Mr. Hanzo?
I don't like this company anymore.
W-w-what do you mean?
A doll doesn't have a collar or a doll.
A collar and a doll?
Oh, you mean this and this, right?
Then it's a collar and a doll.
You were close.
I'm talking about a collar and a doll.
A collar and a doll?
Oh, you mean this and this, right?
Then it's a collar and a doll.
You were close.
I'm talking about a collar and a doll.
Keep it up, Linda!
I'll do it tomorrow!
Oh, my...
There is a bond.
I'm sorry.
Stop it!
I'll do anything.
Bye!
Thank you for watching and have a nice day!
- How is it? - Yes.
There is no noise in the room and there is no sign of theft.
Inspector, please take a look.
Again, there is a trace of theft.
As a result of inspection,
the company's estimated time of death was around one in the morning last night.
The weapon is a rope.
If you think about it from the morning of the death,
I think it's probably a nylon rope for construction.
That means it's the same type of rope as the one that was killed last week.
That's right.
The scene is surprisingly similar.
And you two are fashion models.
This is a strong line of crime by the same criminal.
Whether it's the director or Rui,
for now, wash mainly your work associates.
Yes, sir!
Can you take it?
I'm busy, so I can't take it.
I see. In that case, please wait for the production.
Detective, I'd like to review the company's friends list.
Oh, Iida.
Yes.
Oh, Ii, please.
Yes.
Nojima Training.
It can't be...
No way...
When two models in the same graveyard are killed, your life is in danger next.
But why me...
Don't worry. I will protect you from tonight.
To live in a room like this...
A pretty woman like you will benefit from it.
No way! Just the rent is enough for me.
But I'm glad you came with me, detective.
If I was alone, I would have been killed by now.
Do you know how you were killed?
You don't like it?
Don't talk about scary things.
Detective, please.
I've been scared of ghosts since I was little.
Even now, I can't go into a haunted house by myself.
Actually, I don't like living alone.
Detective?
I like scary stories.
I like horror stories.
Detective?
I like scary stories.
Detective?
I can't stand scary stories like you.
Alright! Stop right there!
That's enough, Inspector!
Alright! Everyone, come out!
Inspector!
I didn't think you'd hide in a bucket like this!
It hurt a little when you cut me there!
It hurt so much that I froze and framed you again!
Inspector!
That doesn't matter!
Inspector!
Hurry up and protect her!
That was scary, wasn't it?
It was awesome!
Let's go home.
Yamago!
What is it?
You're free now, right?
Hey, Inspector!
What do you think?
But you all lost to a lot of things!
But your disguise was the worst!
What are you talking about?
How about you think about it a little more?
First of all, if you do this, you're a murderer and a criminal accomplice!
That's not true, Inspector!
If you say that, we won't let you in.
I've been doing this for this house since ten o'clock!
It's already before three o'clock!
Thank goodness you didn't find out!
A Man's Pride
My name is...
Aogi Amazon.
What do you think?
Surprised.
Nervous.
Funky Monkey Baby.
It's finally time for you to go to sleep!
Damn it...
If you have anything you want to say, go ahead and say it.
Really?
Yeah, really.
Really?! You're really going to say anything?!
You think I'm going to have a guillotine or a ninja?
Tell me.
I originally joined Yoshimoto...
...but I left in 1957.
What are you talking about?!
I told you I'd say anything!
I didn't.
When I left high school, I had a job offer.
I had a job offer for printing too...
...but Hamada...
Wait a minute. Who's Hamada?
He's my partner.
He told me I couldn't join Yoshimoto...
...but that I could join a kindergarten.
So I joined...
At first, we didn't have a teacher...
...and we didn't get a teacher...
...and we got hired by a big company...
...and our first name was "Teruo Haruo".
It's a cool name, but don't use it.
Oh, I see.
And while we were doing that...
You still have a name?!
I told you I'd say anything!
Okay, say it.
And while we were doing that...
...when we were laughing...
Okay.
...they told me I was a star.
And...
You did?
Yeah, I did.
And my name at the time was...
"Hitoshi Masashi".
And I ended up leaving for Tokyo...
...and at that time...
...in the first episode of "Nitteru"...
"Everyone's Laughing At Us"...
...everyone was laughing at me.
I didn't know that.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It was awful.
And...
And my name was "Furiruman".
"Furiruman"!
It's not funny at all, is it?
You came up with that name, didn't you?
Yeah, you're right, but...
It's not funny at all!
I know you don't like it...
I know you're excited about it...
...but you're not excited at all inside.
Is that so?
Yeah.
You're working hard.
Yeah.
I see.
Whatever.
Huh?
Here you go.
Really?
Yeah. Take back what you gave me.
Oh, really?
Take it back.
Thanks.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming!
Stop it!
You're a brainless prankster, too.
No, I'm not!
Stop it!
If you have something to say, say it.
Really?
Really.
You're a brainless prankster, too!
Yeah.
I used to live in Yoshimoto.
In 1957...
You went to Yoshimoto, too?!
Me?
Yeah.
When I first came in...
I didn't know if I'd end up in Shinryu or Hanshin Gyojin.
I didn't know if I'd end up in a room with a TV or not.
I didn't have a convenience store.
So I got a job at a company.
It was an interesting company.
The Wright brothers.
It's over!
Fujiya. Showa Shelsey.
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