AISubs v3.5
Dad hates people who lie and do secret work!
It's my fault. I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Dad!
Captain!
We're done for!
Bastards!
Don't say "bastards"!
Don't let us survive!
Yes, sir!
We'll be attacked soon!
We have to escape as soon as possible!
Yes, sir!
Hey! What time is it?
Dad!
Boss, this is terrible.
Terrible, right?
Okay, you'll be our company's friend.
Yes, sir!
You'll go back to the office and join the competition.
Yes, sir!
Boss!
Is there anyone up there?
Can you hit me there?
Yes, sir!
Oh! Someone is being killed!
If you don't make a phone call!
Whether or not you know the proverb is a lie.
Good morning!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
You're late.
I'm sorry.
The store is quite crowded.
What do you want?
Hamburger or chicken?
Hamburger!
I'll have ginger chicken.
Ginger chicken!
What's going on?
I'll have...
Chicken!
Yes!
What would you like?
Okay!
It's your turn!
How much is it in total?
In total of six, it's 4,200 yen!
Can I have that fin?
Yes, yes, yes!
I think you can have it.
This one!
Yes!
Thank you!
4,200 yen!
I'll check it.
Yes, 4,200 yen!
And yours...
Wow!
While someone is going to the bathroom...
What do you have left?
Salmon noodles.
Salmon noodles!
Wow!
Salmon noodles!
It's good!
Do you have clothes left?
Hey you!
What's wrong with you?
Do you have clothes left?
Yes!
It's true!
I'll try it!
What?
I'll try it!
Who will do it?
You will!
Me?
Yes!
I'll try it!
Do you have clothes left?
- Do you have clothes left? - Yes!
- Really? Let's do it! - Yes!
- So... - Yes!
- In front of you... - Yes!
- You have clothes lined up... - Yes!
What? Lined up?
- You have clothes lined up... - Yes! Yes! Yes!
What?
- The contents are different! - The contents are different!
- Usually it's red beans... - Yes!
- First, mustard... - Yes!
- Then wasabi... - Yes!
- Natto... - Yes!
- Salt... - Yes!
- Mentaiko... - Yes!
- Yamakake... - Yes!
- Kimchi... - Yes!
- Seaweed tsukudani... - Yes!
- Then red beans... - I see...
- Right? - I see!
If you say you have clothes left...
- Red beans are correct... - Yes!
- From now on, you two... - Yes!
- Take this and this and this... - Take it and...
- The last thing left... - Yes!
- You... - Yes!
- Take it... - Hey! Hey!
- What? - Me?
- Of course it's you! - You!
- It's you who threw it away! - It's you!
- It's different! - Then...
- Really... - Yes!
- There is no such laugh anymore! - Yes!
- It's already the 21st century! - No! No! No!
- No! No!
- No! No! No! - You've finally come!
- Then, really... - I'll spin it!
- Can I? - Yes!
- I don't know where it went! - For now, I'll spin it!
- Yes!
- It's lame!
- It's good! - It's good!
- It's messed up like this!
- It's "zao gonta"!
- Don't you know "the shadow of power"?
- "Zao gonta"! You...
- It's nostalgic!
- Take it in order and say it!
- Rock-paper-scissors!
- You take it first! - Yes! Yes!
- It looks like it has no face, but...
- It looks like red bean paste!
- Why do you take the one that looks like red bean paste?!
- No! No! No! Leave the one that looks like red bean paste!
- No! No! No! That's what you said!
- That there is luck!
- This is definitely different!
This shape is weird.
- Yeah, this one. - Yeah.
- Now, let's see if the last one is lucky or not! - Yeah.
Let's eat it up!
Now, eat up!
Whoa, he ate it all up!
How is it, Mr. Matsumoto?!
Is there any luck in the last one?! Tell me!
How is it?!
Mr. Matsumoto?!
How is it?!
Um, it's gold, so please don't spit it out!
Please don't spit it out!
Is there any luck in the last one?! Tell me, Mr. Matsumoto!
Is there any luck in the last one?!
Oh, I didn't know you would react like that!
You're crying, aren't you?!
You're shedding tears!
Are you crying because you're happy?!
What is it?
- Nothing. - What?!
- Nothing. - I don't know!
Matsumoto, chew it! Chew it!
What is it?! Was it wasabi?!
What was it?!
Wasabi?!
Wasabi!
That means...
There was no luck in the last one?!
Please don't spit it out, little one!
You should eat some, too!
That's enough! This is it!
This is it! This is it!
What is it?!
Anko!
Is it candy?!
- Life is... - Hey, what are you doing with my potato?!
♪ When I'm in a daze, I end up becoming someone else's good girl ♪
- Rinda, you're in trouble. - Buhi!
♪ I'll use magic and medicine to seduce girls ♪
♪ I want to make sure I get all hundred punishments ♪
♪ But I can't, I can't, I can't let that girl have it ♪
♪ She called me "Goddess of Girl Hunt" ♪
♪ Where am I? ♪
♪ Oh sugar baby love ♪
♪ I admitted it ♪
♪ I simply fell in love for the first time ♪
♪ Sorrowful, sorrowful, sorrowful, sorrowful feelings ♪
♪ When I was born for the first time ♪
♪ The magic medicine doesn't work ♪
♪ Miracle power love's magic potion ♪
♪ Baby, what should I do? ♪
Gasking indoors.
Provided by S.S. Pharmaceutical.
Hang in there.
It's almost my father's day.
That's right.
I don't think I can do it anymore.
Don't say stupid things!
Hang in there!
In the end, I want to die singing my father's favorite song.
What song is it?
It's Nakajo Kiyoshi's "Uso", isn't it?
Can you do the whole song?
I know.
It's "Uso", isn't it?
What do you want me to do?
It's cold.
It's cold. It's melting.
What do you want to eat?
Octopus.
Dad, I want salmon roe.
Salmon roe.
Eat it, you idiot!
What's wrong with you?
Ohira!
Dad, stop it!
I'm sorry!
This is really good.
Reduce the amount of cigarettes you smoke!
Do you understand?!
Let's go for a walk!
Seriously!
Today's corner is...
The children's team and the adults' team will draw pictures.
What kind of pictures will they draw?
It's...
Well, then...
Let's have both teams appear!
Let's start with the children's team!
Here they are! Children's team, please tell us your name and age first!
I'm Junjou Nakamura! I'm four years old!
- I'm seven years old! - Yes, thank you!
- And last but not least... - I'm Santou Kentarou! I'm eight years old!
- Yes, thank you!
- Now, these three are from the children's team and will play against...
- The adults' team!
Okay, okay, quiet, quiet!
Today's panelist is...
Hideki! There are two of you!
Now, first of all, please introduce yourselves!
Today, you know, I'm nervous!
I thought you'd be mad at me!
No, it's not like that!
I'm relieved you didn't get mad at me, but thank you for coming today!
I'm Basumoto Hitoshi, 27 years old!
Age doesn't matter!
Now, adults!
I'm Santo, 6 years old! I'm Hideki Saito!
I'm Hideki Saito!
Now, kids!
I'm Fukuina Ahiko, 23 years old!
Okay, thank you!
Now, both teams are ready, so let's start drawing!
Seriously, seriously!
Yes!
Let's do it!
First, the children's team's question!
The answer is...
Ready?
Now, kids!
Draw it!
What?
What are you doing?
Damn it!
What?
Are you ready?
The three of you have the same problem now.
No, no.
We haven't shown you the different ones.
In the same problem, Shinichiro drew this.
Mai-chan drew this.
Yes.
Gentaro drew this.
What is "tsun-tsun"?
This is...
Is it a creature?
It's not in the category of a creature.
No.
For now, as you have seen these three drawings,
please tell me which one you drew.
But I really drew "tsun-tsun".
Oh, I see.
Father, are you sleepy?
No.
Well, then...
I don't know.
Let's start with you, father.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Which one did you see, father?
I don't know at all.
I don't know, but in the middle...
This is what you think, father!
I really don't know.
What do you think this is?
What is it?
What do you think this is, father?
Of course it's your father's hairstyle.
I really don't know.
This is really difficult.
Hideki-san.
In the middle, I also saw something like this.
That's right.
If you look at it like this...
If you ignore the store, I think it's a little distorted.
Yes, Ako-chan.
I, um...
What is it?
I thought it was Kamen Rider, but I don't know the age of Kamen Rider anymore.
Yes, yes, yes.
Baikinman.
Baikinman in Anpanman.
Which one did you see?
This one.
After all, in the middle...
Everyone, this is the only thing you can think of.
Yes.
Is this the world of Ogamoto Taro?
I don't know.
Art is explosive.
Yes.
Then, one by one...
First of all, let's ask what you drew.
First of all, Shunichiro.
Pepper.
Huh?
Pepper.
Pepper?
Huh?
Pepper?
And Mai-chan, what is this?
Cockroach.
Cockroach?
Huh? Why?
Why?
No, listen to me.
And Kentaro, what is this?
Um...
One-wheeled car.
Shunichiro drew pepper.
Mai-chan drew cockroach.
And Kentaro drew one-wheeled car.
The correct answer is...
Something you hate.
Something you hate, huh...
But Shunichiro...
You hate pepper.
Because this is pepper.
No, this is...
You know...
There is also green here.
If you draw it for me...
Is it okay, Shunichiro?
No, no, no...
Shunichiro!
It's okay, right?
Yes, yes, it's okay.
It's totally okay!
It's not scary at all!
What? That black guy said that? What is he saying?
Please think like that!
So, the correct answer is...
Something you hate!
So, everyone, take off your blindfolds!
Now, it's an important match.
The adult team will draw lots.
Everyone, please guess what they are drawing.
The adult team's problem is...this!
Go ahead!
What should I do?
Well, if you say it's difficult...
I think I know what it is.
What is it?
A gold coin?
What is it?
If it's a gold coin, I can't think of anything.
I don't know.
Ah, I know! I know, I know!
Thank you very much!
Now, are you ready?
Ichiro, Mai-chan, Kentaro!
I'm confident!
Looking at these three drawings, what are these adult teams drawing?
Now, please draw!
What are you drawing?
Let's start with Kentaro.
Kentaro, don! Water!
Kentaro, which one are you looking at?
Um... I'm looking at this one.
She can't think of anything with this one!
I'm looking at this one!
It's fine! You guys also looked at both sides and came up with this one!
Mai-chan, don!
She's drinking medicine.
Ah, I see.
Mai-chan, don! Did you look at this one?
Which one are you looking at?
The middle one.
Look! Look!
Mai-chan, you didn't look at this one at all!
Is there a problem?
I looked at this one, but...
I thought it was a little strange that she was drinking medicine.
I looked at the middle one.
Look at the middle one.
She's drinking medicine.
Now, Shunichiro.
She's catching a cold.
Well...
To be precise, she's catching a cold.
I corrected it for you.
Um...
She's catching a cold.
Shunichiro!
Which one are you looking at?
Look! Look at this one!
She's catching a cold!
I see.
She's catching a cold and looks like she's in pain.
What do you think this is?
I don't know.
This is...
Ah...
I don't know.
You didn't look at this one at all, did you?
I looked at it, but...
You looked at it, but you don't know?
By the way, water...
Um, Sanyu-san?
Yes?
What do you think this is?
Um, this is a water drop, right?
You drew a picture of a water drop, right?
Yes.
What is this?
Um, I'm in a commercial.
What is that?!
Um, Ako-chan?
Um, I...
This is also a water drop, right?
A water drop color.
When I saw it, I thought it was perfect.
This is...
Um, you...
This is perfect, right?
This is...
No, now you say...
If you had words you can say right now...
I understand.
You can only say that.
If it were true...
Right, right.
Ah, so that's what it is.
What do you think it is?
Kentaro, what do you think it is?
Um, you know.
You know, like a person who can't drink water, right?
Give me water!
That's what you said.
Kentaro, you are correct!
Well then, let's go draw!
This was "For Real!? For Real?!"
I'll tell you!
Mr. Yamaoka runs 100 meters in 13.5 seconds with a smile on his face.
Let me tell you!
Oh, welcome.
You know, it's my dad's birthday, right?
Yes.
So I'd like a birthday present.
What would you like?
Huh?
What's that?
It's my dad's birthday, so I'd like to give him a present.
Yes.
Do you have one?
Even if you say that, your dad seems happy.
What are you talking about?
If you were a 60-year-old middle-aged man, you'd know what I'm talking about.
It's my dad! Dad!
Is it your dad?
It's your dad, right?
Dad. Dad.
Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.
Don't underestimate me.
Hey, you!
I'm sorry!
Don't mess with me!
I'm sorry!
Be careful, you old man!
You're starting to look like your dad.
Today, we're going to talk about things your dad hates.
Why do you hate your dad?
My dad...
He's not your average dad, is he?
What do you mean?
He's a weirdo.
Dad, you don't like him?
He's weird.
He surprised me once.
When we were eating together, he suddenly grabbed something.
I was like, "what did he grab?" and he grabbed a rat.
What's up with you, dad?
When you were little, you'd say "chew," and now you say "eat."
Dad, you're exaggerating.
He's weird.
When you say you have a stomachache, you eat rice with celery.
That's great. I respect you.
When I'm hungry, I eat celery.
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
You eat rice with celery?
No, no, no!
I'm just saying.
No, no, no!
No matter what you do, you eat celery.
At home...
No, I'm kidding. I eat rice with celery.
When I'm hungry, I always eat rice with celery.
No, that's...
Don't talk like that!
No, no, no!
Dad, you like him?
You hate him, don't you?
When my dad came home, he was always little.
He was always jumping around.
Dad, I wish you'd come home soon!
Really!
No, but when you get older, you think it's annoying.
No, no, no!
You said it earlier...
No, at home...
Um...
You're a good dad, aren't you?
No, I'm not a good dad, but...
How do you work?
Apparently you cry easily when you're happy.
You cry easily.
I heard it once.
When we were all eating together, you suddenly...
You suddenly...
He's a talkative one, you know.
I asked him, "Dad, what's wrong?"
"I'm happy," I said.
Mom, Dad, I'm crying!
I went to the kitchen, and Mom was crying too!
I was eating with my eldest son.
We were eating, and then you came in...
You made us all these dishes...
You reminded me of the past.
Suddenly...
Yes, you came in from the little room...
I'm glad we got to eat such delicious food.
"I'm grateful for you, Mom," I said.
"I'm grateful for you, Mom," said Dad.
Then my eldest son went to the kitchen and said...
Dad...
Well, Mom...
"Dad's happy and crying," I said.
Then Mom...
Cutting cucumbers...
I'm happy too!
I don't know if you're crazy, but...
No, no, no!
You're like this with your everyday personality!
No, no, no!
That's true, but...
No, you're great.
You care about Dad.
No, you're right.
Really.
No, you're great.
I'm happy too!
Let's go to the dojo one more time.
No, no, no!
Thank you.
Love is all you need...
Dad!
Experiment Quiz!
In everyday life, there are things you wonder about, right?
Yes, there are.
What will happen if we experiment with human flesh?
Yes, yes.
We are doing this, so let's introduce it.
First of all, here is Mr. Sayo Ideki!
And next to him is Mr. Ikuinaito!
Nice to meet you!
And our commentator, Mr. Wada Tadafuto!
It's hard to say "tadafuto", so I'll say "chuta".
First question!
Go ahead!
Can a person colored white look pink?
Now, I'll tell you what it means.
When you turn a piece of paper into pink, it looks like pink, right?
What will happen if we experiment with human flesh?
Now, let me introduce you.
Here comes Mr. Kohaku!
Look!
♪ Red, red sun ♪
♪ White, white sun ♪
♪ Red, red sun ♪
Stop it!
You can't sing like that!
You know, when I see you and Mr. Ideki...
Yes?
Jealousy!
I know you're jealous of me...
Are you frustrated?
I'm frustrated, Mr. Kohaku.
Mr. Kohaku, how do you feel today?
Perfect.
Perfect, right?
Now, Mr. Kohaku!
Do you want to be pink?!
That's a reaction below an animal.
I'll say "yay" for you.
I don't want to be pink!
I want to be pink!
Are you ready?
I want to be pink!
Yay!
Now, here's the problem.
When you rotate a person whose face is colored white, does that person look pink?
For now, please write it down. Here you go!
Let's start with the last one.
You can't see it.
Why can't you see it?
What do you mean?
If it's a fast rotation, you might be able to see it.
I see, I see.
If it's a slow rotation, you might be able to see it.
You can't see it.
If it's a rotation that makes you faint...
You might be able to see it.
I like blue and deep blue.
Blue and deep blue? What's blue and deep blue?
Today, I'm wearing a jagger uniform.
I'm sorry, Chuta!
You can't see pink!
I thought it might be a really fast rotation.
It looked like you could see it for a moment, but you couldn't see it.
If you don't see it, you won't know.
If it's a really fast rotation, you might think you can see pink.
But I still don't think you can see it.
I see.
The correct answer has been revealed!
Here is the correct answer!
Well, I'd like to give it a try, but...
Kohaku!
What are you giving me, Kohaku?
What is it?
Look at the back of this.
I've prepared a pink board.
If Kohaku spins and turns pink,
the pink on the back will melt and Kohaku won't be able to see it.
Are you serious?
I'm serious!
No, no!
It's supposed to happen!
If you think about it!
Let's see what happens in this experiment.
Are you serious?
I can't stand it!
Let's do it!
Start!
Can you see it?
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Don't go! Don't go!
Go back!
And with that, Kouhaku-kun didn't disappear at all!
The end!
And with that, everyone got it right!
For more details, the best answer is that he disappeared from Rockstar.
It was really scary, wasn't it?
And with that, question one, everyone got it right.
And with that, question two, I'd like Hideki-san to take a close look at this.
It's an experiment quiz.
Can people sing karaoke while drinking sugar water?!
Of course, we've prepared a large aquarium.
In this large aquarium, we've prepared about 3 tons of sugar.
Can you see it now?
Now, we'll put 3 tons of sugar in this large aquarium...
Can people sing karaoke while floating in that state?!
Let's do an experiment!
Now, this person will do the experiment.
Hideki-san, please!
You!
Hideki-san!
Nice to meet you!
I hope we can make good memories today!
So Hideki goes in like this, right?
That's right!
And sugar comes out from above like this...
Sugar all over my body...
You're covered in sugar!
Am I the father of a young man and a young woman?
Oh, I see!
Um...
What is it?
The staff here are crazy!
What are you talking about?!
It's like this! It's like this!
Even if it's 3 tons of sugar...
If it's 1 million yen, you can't buy sugar!
That's right!
You can't buy sugar!
It's 1 million yen!
3 tons...
If it's 1 million yen, what can you buy?!
What can you buy?!
If it's sugar, you can't buy 3 tons of it!
Um, Hideki-san!
Yes?
Can you move your body a little?
Okay!
Can you move?
I can't move!
Okay! 3 tons of sugar!
Please!
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
Here I go!
Aaaaah!
Oh?
Aaaaah!
Ah! My ears are stuck!
Now, with that said, for the second question...
Yes?
In a water tank like this one...
We put in about 3 tons of sugar.
Yes.
Will humans float in that sugar water?
And will karaoke be able to sing while floating?
The answer is... Okakita-san, here you go!
Will you float or not float?
Will you sing or not sing?
Okakita-san.
Sugar
Now, with that said, Hideki-san.
This is definitely not sugar.
You won't float!
You won't sing!
You won't float, you won't sing.
Yes, I understand.
Yes, Hideki-san.
Yes!
I won't float, but I sang!
You won't float, but you sang!
Um...
Because...
Matsumoto-san...
I thought I could sing if it was about rollerskating.
If it was about that...
Yes, yes!
Hideki!
No, no, no!
No, no!
Calm down, calm down!
Calm down!
Yes, that's right!
That's right!
That "roller" is one word!
You...
"Roller" is one word!
"Roller" is...
If it's only that word...
Yes, that's right.
Yes, Kiyota.
Yes.
Will you float or sing?
You will float enough and sing enough.
Now, let's go.
I will tell you the correct answer.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Hideki.
Yes.
I put all of them in.
Yes.
But the concentration is 28.5%.
What?
It's amazing.
Mr. Hideki.
Yes.
I want to try it.
Please sing a song.
Yes.
Please wear a costume.
Yes.
Wow.
It's sticky.
This handkerchief is also sticky.
Then you are Mr. Hideki, right?
Yes.
Then you are Mr. Hideki, right?
Wait a minute.
It's cold.
I will float.
I will float bluefish.
How about bluefish?
I will float.
Isn't it wonderful?
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
Right?
It's amazing.
Now, let's give the microphone to Mr. Hideki.
This is interesting.
Now, please give Mr. Hideki a loud voice.
Thank you.
- Can you do it? - I can! I can!
- With a choreography? - Yes, with a choreography!
- The result of the experiment is... - A person drank sugar water...
I can do it! And I can sing karaoke, too!
And with a choreography, right?
And so, the correct answer is...
Ms. Chinta!
This time, it's a bad joke, isn't it, Mr. Sasaki?
Hurry up!
Well, um... I need to study more about pretending.
Lastly...
Nice to meet you! This has been "Experiment Quiz"! Thank you very much!
Let me tell you!
Mr. Sasaki of Chiba Prefecture, Urayasu City, will compete against five elementary school students and win!
Let me tell you!
I'll do it a lot!
Did you know? Let's know!
Why do you hate fish?
No, I mean...
Are you mad at me?
All of a sudden, it comes out as it is.
Even if it's a cow, no matter what you do, it comes out as it is.
Whether it's steak or salt-grilled...
Fish is a creature.
No, it's not a creature. It doesn't come out as a creature.
After all, it's a big creature.
Even if it's grilled, it's a sea bream.
It's a sea bream salt-grilled.
What's that?
Only the flesh came out.
Right? It's so-called delicious.
No, it's not like that.
It has a head and a tail.
No, it's not like that.
Isn't that face disgusting?
What do you mean?
You don't have to get mad at me.
Isn't that eye disgusting?
You're pointing it at me.
No, it's not like that.
Don't make fun of me!
Since I was little, I've been told I'm ugly.
I've been told that a lot.
Are you a victim?
No, I'm not.
What are you trying to say?
No, I'm not.
For a moment, I thought I was, when you said that.
The future has changed.
No, it's not like that.
Don't make fun of me!
Do you like salt?
Mr. Akimoto, good luck!
Do you like salt?
I love fish.
I eat it like this.
At the end of the meal, I always eat fish and rice.
What about fish?
I like it.
Do you like it?
I eat fish in the morning and in the afternoon.
You eat it?
Yes.
I don't take calcium lately.
I eat fish and milk.
I've been eating daigo leaves lately.
I have a wife and children.
I think I'm living a well-balanced family life.
You're a mess.
You have a big face.
You're dirty.
Don't you think you have a nutritional balance?
No, I do.
You do, don't you?
When I look at my forehead, I don't get any calcium.
When I look at my eyes and nose and mouth, I don't have enough vitamins.
When I look at my arms, look at this.
It doesn't look like it's bleeding at all.
What about fish?
I like fish.
You like fish, don't you?
I always have two car trunks in my car.
I'm glad you asked me that all of a sudden.
What are you talking about?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
No, no, it's not like that.
So if I think about it for an hour or two, I like it right away.
It's good.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going to sell fish for a day.
Do you hate it?
What about fish?
Do you hate fish?
I hate it!
Do you have a warm heart?
Do you hate fishing too much?
Fishing is disgusting, isn't it?
I don't want to touch it at all.
When I fish, I wonder what kind of fish will come up.
There are so many kinds of fish in the sea.
I wonder what kind of fish will come up.
If you catch a fish you want to catch, you'll cry, won't you?
I'm happy!
This is your fish.
You're good!
What do you want the most now?
Super Famicom!
Super Famicom...
What will you be when you grow up?
A pilot!
What about you, Hitoshi?
A mackerel miso soup.
Me too!
Give me some tuna!
I want to make sashimi, so give me some tuna!
We don't have any...
You don't have any?
No, I'm sorry.
Don't you have anything different?
Huh?
Think about it! It's tuna! Tuna!
Tuna, you say?
Yeah.
What about molefish?
Molefish?
Molefish and tuna...
There's nothing like that in a convenience store!
You're making a fool of me!
Take that!
I'm sorry!
Don't do it!
I'm sorry! It hurts!
Watch it, you...
So, what should we do?
Do you want me to hold your hand?
Yes!
Let's do it!
It doesn't go in at all!
Looks good!
What are you holding?
This?
My ball!
Your ball?
NEPALI STYLE NO PARABARA BIBIBI
I'm in trouble!
I'm invited to a date!
Come on!
Is the refutation you know true or false?
Hurry up!
I don't like it anymore!
I don't know! Our company accepted it!
I don't like Fuji TV anymore!
Why?!
I don't like it anymore!
I don't know!
Why?!
Let's talk about it today!
I'm not meeting with the director!
Why?!
He's big, so I'm scared!
You don't have to be scared!
He's big, so I don't know!
Hey, producer...
Yeah?
You're bald!
I'm bald!
It's disgusting!
Wait!
What's wrong with you?!
You've been bald for years!
I'm not used to it yet!
Don't say anything! Let's go!
Do you know what people said about me recently?!
What?
You're a star now!
What?!
Good morning!
Nice to meet you!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
But you...
What?!
You called me out!
But you...
With your hands, your ankles are so tight!
Yeah...
I don't know what to do!
I don't know what to do! What should I do?!
Producer, woman, producer, woman!
It's a difficult choice!
Hey!
If you don't say it, I won't say it!
What?!
Huh?
What did you say?
If you don't say it, I won't say it!
Are you serious?!
I'm serious!
Are you really serious?!
I'm serious!
Do you want me to do it?!
I won't do it, but you will!
No, no!
I won't do it!
You will?!
You will!
Okay, I'll try it!
I'll burn you down! I'll burn you down!
Achachachachachaa!
Stop it!
Don't make such a loud voice!
I'm sleeping! It's okay!
Okay, so...
Um...
Hey, cameraman, do you understand?
There's a four year old male tiger called Sonyan- chan...
Quiet! Speak in a lower voice!
He's sleeping...
He weighs 200kg...
Yeah...
And he hasn't eaten anything for the past two days...
In order to eat you...
What are you doing?
So, um...
There's a baby tiger in Sonyan-chan's belly, right?
Yeah...
I'll go into this cage and bring it to you!
Yeah...
Do you understand?
What are you talking about?
I'm sleeping! Go ahead!
If I can't eat you...
I want you to eat me without leaving anything behind!
Sonyan, you...
What can you say with such hope?
Good morning...
It's okay now.
It's a little dangerous now.
It's a big deal.
It's amazing.
It's closed.
It's stopped.
Ouch! Who stabbed me here?
I'm going to make a medicine.
Hey, what's this?
Is Nina a man?
I'm scared.
I knew it, you're scary.
That's right.
I want to go home and eat fish.
I remember when we were fishermen.
What?
My dad loves fishing.
He always goes fishing on his days off.
But he hates fish.
(Singing)
No one will know I'm eating Bonfam in my apartment.
I need a good atmosphere for a meal.
Good, good, good!
Oh, is the salmon coming out already? That's fast!
No, it's last year's yield.
Good evening. I'm a stray cat.
Everyone, is there a house that's been grilling salmon at home recently?
When you eat salmon, your kids' calcium levels are perfect.
Recently, there have been fewer houses grilling salmon,
so we haven't been able to catch any salmon lately.
Everyone, let's eat delicious, delicious salmon!
Please take care of me.
(Laughs)
Mini Mini Skirt, Mini Mini Skirt,
I walked around in my mini mini skirt.
Everyone's a little troubled.
Let's get to know each other!
Shogi Koyama, 72 years old, with a high degree of autism,
can solve a puzzle in 15 seconds.
Let's get to know each other!
Ready, start!
5 seconds left!
4, 3, 2, 1, 0!
Ah, it doesn't look like it's over yet.
I'll keep it a secret.
Good morning!
What is a bed?
No, it's just...
A bed!
It doesn't make you feel comfortable, does it?
B-b-bed?
It doesn't make you feel comfortable, does it?
A bed? Yes.
Well, we call it a tatami mat, but...
...since I was little, I've been yearning for a bed.
You want to sleep on a bed?
No, well, in the neighborhood...
...in that area, there wasn't a house with a bed.
Especially in the lower parts of Osaka.
In the neighborhood, there wasn't such a thing.
Since I was little, I've been yearning for a bed.
I see.
But you have a bed, don't you?
My wife...
...well, she has a brown head and blue eyes...
...well...
...since she looks like an American...
...she likes a tatami mat that's different from a bed.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes.
What's so strange about it?
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
What kind of person is your wife?
What are you thinking about?
No, no, I don't know...
Don't talk about me, talk about your wife.
No, no, no, I think it's better for you to hear what you don't know.
My wife is very important to me.
No, no, no, that's not what I meant!
Hey!
Wife...
...is she American?
Hey, where did you get that voice?
My father is American...
...my mother...
...is from Kyoto, Japan.
That's right.
So...
Yes.
Huh?
You're Helen, right?
That's right.
What's your full name?
You're not Helen Nishikawa, are you?
Oh, I see.
No, no, you're not Helen Heleko, are you?
No, no, no.
Since you're a married couple...
...it's better for you to have a little...
...butter and soy sauce flavor...
...in a set like this, right?
Since you're a married couple.
Why do you have to do that?
No, no, no, I don't know...
No, I guess you're right.
No, I mean...
...he has a tatami mat...
...and you're sleeping in a futon.
I'm selfish.
No, no, no, no.
You're not selfish.
No, I'm a bed.
Oh, I see.
You don't like beds, do you?
You don't like the feeling of floating in midair, do you?
That's right.
No matter how much we wanted a bed...
...we couldn't buy it...
...since we were in a bed relationship.
So we couldn't afford it...
...but we couldn't afford a bed.
So we couldn't afford to get sick...
...so we went to the hospital...
...and lied down on a bed.
We wanted to see...
...if we would get injured...
...even if we went to school...
...or if we would have a stomachache...
Why?
We wanted to sleep in a nurse's bed.
Oh, in a nurse's bed.
We wanted to sleep in a nurse's bed.
But you sleep in a bed...
...when you die, right?
Me?
Why me?
Oh!
Don't get carried away!
Oh!
Don't get carried away!
No, no, no, no!
No, it's true!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! I got sick! Oh! Oh! Oh! I was surprised!
Han, where is this?
Hahahahaha!
What the hell was I doing last night?!
Hahahahaha!
Nyeh! Nyeh! Nyeh! Nyeh!
Hey, Biscuit.
The boss is planning to do it at 8 p.m. as planned.
Got it?
Aye, OK!
Nyeh! Nyeh! Nyeh!
Shut up!
Why are you so honest?!
What will you do when a rock lover does whatever you want?!
Got it?!
Aye! Aye!
No, did you do it?!
Shut up!
Do it seriously!
Don't be silly!
Help me!
You're silly, but nobody will do it!
Give it up!
Wait!
Hey! You!
When you do it, say it at once!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm counting on you, really.
No!
Wow!
So this is the number one sing-along, "Bad"?
No, no, no, no, no. It's not "bad".
There's "bed".
Ah, I know, I know.
Alright.
Ah, this is a little cramped.
Eyebrow bone!
Grrrr!
Are you telling the truth or not about the sing- along you know?
No, wait a minute, boss!
That's something I've been thinking about for a long time!
So...
Ah, it's fine.
Leave the rest to me and go back to your work.
Alright?
Yes.
Hey.
No, no, no, no.
Who are you?
Huh?
Who are you?
Leave me alone.
What are you doing? Stop it.
No.
I'm worried about you.
It's neither here nor there.
What?
That new bed project I've been thinking about for a long time.
Yeah.
Change it to a big screen.
That's a project you came up with.
That's right.
Besides, no matter who sees it, what I say is definitely right.
Well, that's the order of the organization.
Del Cui will be shot, isn't it?
Del Cui?
Huh?
Del Cui will be shot?
That's right.
That doesn't fit.
That's right.
That doesn't fit.
That's right.
That doesn't fit.
That's right.
Will Del Cui really be shot?
That's right.
I've seen it.
Shall we try it?
Will Del Cui be shot?
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello.
Yes.
In that case...
Yes.
Will Del Cui be shot?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it right away.
I see.
Will either of you be shot?
You're Del Cui.
Me?
Don't say such rude things!
You're Del Cui, no matter where you look!
I'm not Del Cui!
You're Del Cui!
You're lying!
Look at me!
Oh, you're right!
Well, let's do it!
Are you sure?
Seriously!
What is it?
There's no reason for me not to do it!
What is it?
And there are too few holes!
I can feel the love of the staff!
This...
It's weird that you can peek through the holes!
Isn't it obvious?
It's not like that!
You can see it in the front, but you can't see it in the back.
It's like you're naked!
It's like you don't know where you are!
If you're going to complain, stop wearing that before you stand here!
Can't you wear it properly and stand here?
And like this...
Like this...
It's hard to hear your funny voice, too.
You don't know where you're going?
Well, it can't be helped!
Hurry up and come in!
Hey, where are you going?
Now, let's see if you can hit me or not!
Let's go!
It's a lie!
You can't get caught by Dirk.
Give me a bed that fits my body.
What?
Give me a bed that fits my body.
We don't have a bed.
You don't have a bed?
No.
If you don't have one, isn't there something that can replace it?
Replacing it with a bed...
You know! It's a bed! A bed!
A bed?
Yeah!
A bed...
Ah, I'm tired!
It's hard to sleep!
You're tricking me!
Hey you!
Don't open it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You stupid bed!
Hey! Whose bed are you sleeping in?
Hurry up and open it!
No, it's annoying.
Rinda, you're suffocating me.
Wow!
Are you okay?
I'm losing consciousness.
What are you saying? Wake up!
At least I wanted to die on the bed when I was dying.
You can do it! Just a little more!
There's one last thing I have to say.
What is it?
Actually...
Yeah?
The two of us...
We're not Americans!
Then what are you?!
We're... not Americans at all!
Then what are you?!
Didn't you think so before?!
I did think so, but...
Eh?!
I'm out of breath!
Then what are you?!
We?!
Yeah!
We?!
Yeah!
Then what are you?!
Tell me! Then what are you?!
God, you're annoying!
Hyaaah!
Mr. Sakato Josuke of Higashiyamato City is Mr. Strong Congo's cousin.
You should know it.
Yes, I am Strong Congo's cousin.
You know it, don't you? You should know it.
[music]
Honey?
Where are you?
Honey?
Honey!
I couldn't sleep, so I bought cigarettes.
If it's cigarettes, you should have bought them.
I see.
Here you go.
Oh, no. Is it a lie again?
There are a lot of these days.
Yeah.
About the fire that occurred in Merima Ward late last night...
The police station is investigating a series of fires in the same ward...
and a similar crime.
The reason for this is that both departures are after one o'clock in the morning and one in the evening...
and that a gray jumber-shaped man who left the scene has been seen.
The police station is investigating this man's whereabouts as an important reference.
It was me.
Yesterday's sweets?
Welcome back.
Did you eat?
No, I just finished eating.
The bath is ready.
No, I'm tired so I'm going to sleep.
Thank you for watching.
Seven o'clock...
Fire!
Darling! Where have you been?
I was buying cigarettes.
Again? I told you I was in the mood for shopping.
I forgot.
Even if you forgot, you should have looked for it before you went shopping.
Fine, fine. It's early tomorrow, so I'm going to bed.
Darling?
Yesterday's fire is legal.
Is it the same culprit?
I'm sure so. The exit is the same.
That's right, the police officer who came to see the station earlier said that the culprit may be living around here.
Congratulations!
Because, you know, gray jumber boy.
He disappeared around here.
Oh, I see.
What are you doing in the middle of the night?
I went to the convenience store.
Is that so?
The law enforcement might be watching you.
Please be careful.
Yes, sir.
Darling.
What are you doing there?
You found me.
Listen to me.
My house is small.
So I thought I'd move in.
You're not a law enforcement officer, are you?
Of course not.
I'm glad.
Darling.
From now on, don't be shy.
When you want to do it, just do it.
Of course I'm happy.
It stinks.
I didn't do it.
I just set my house on fire.
That's why it's you.
What?
This world exists for me.
Rinda, you're in trouble.
So, how did you like "Downtown's God's Engine"?
Yes.
We did a lot of things.
You too.
Yes.
How much did you kill to get it?
This is what I hated the most.
Seriously, what were you going to do if I got hurt?
I told you to get insurance.
But you didn't get insured.
You're such a high-class star.
What are you going to do if you get hurt?
I don't know what I'm going to do.
But you're going to do it again next time.
Yes.
I'm going to do an experiment quiz.
Hideki is going to teach me.
I'm going to meet him in person.
You weren't angry, were you?
No, I wasn't.
Right?
I thought you were mad at me.
No, I wasn't.
I also paid attention to your keyboard.
Thank you very much, Kiyoshi.
You're dirty.
Kiyoshi, you're the best.
What are you doing?
Thank you very much.
If we do it again next time, we'll have to think about the experiment quiz again.
That's right.
We did a lot of things.
We watched TV.
I hope you enjoyed it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Next time, July 23rd!
See you all again on July 23rd!
Goodbye!
I'll do it!
Hideki is cute.
I knew it wouldn't work.