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Tonight's Prank Grand Prix is...
Kuma's Timeless New Member Prank!
And last but not least...
Of course, for Kuma...
I'm not your family!
Tonight, another hero will fight for the title of "Number One Hero" on the show!
Good morning, Massaman.
Good morning.
We'll be doing another episode of "Massaman Basics"...
You'll find out!
I can't tell you my secret location!
Let's win today!
We'll win today!
We'll win! Really?
Yes.
Today, we have someone who's pretty old-fashioned.
Old-fashioned?
Older than Massano Riemann?
Massano Riemann and O'Neill Stokes.
Who?!
First win.
I present...
Can I say it?
What is it?
My secret technique.
Show me, show me!
I'll do my best again today!
How do you do it?
Draw an arrow in the air.
Give me a yellow effect here.
There is an arrowhead part.
I grabbed it here.
And the chest.
I came back and climbed up.
Catching muscle!
The person who came to the stadium after being asked to shoot at the soccer field and is much older is...
Are you okay, Ogisa?
Ogisa?
All right, you guys!
You guys!
What do you mean "you guys"?
He doesn't think it's him, does he?
He is 53 years old.
Ogibomubaman, also known as Ogiyahagi Ogi.
Oh, Ogibaman.
That's what it is.
As an emcee of this show's surprise game "Bomubaji Explosion",
he usually works as a developer on his own,
and sometimes his targets don't look like they're having fun.
And since he's quite old,
even Massaman might be able to beat him, right?
That's why he was chosen this time.
He noticed. He noticed.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Shut up!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm scared.
What are you talking about?
I know what you're talking about.
You're Master Man, right?
You're Master Man's MC, right?
MC?
It's like a game.
Master Man and...
I'm here.
You're Master Man and I'm here.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I don't know.
What are you doing?
Good morning, Master Man!
Master Man, are you okay? Wait, why are there only two of you?
Explosive...no, bomb...no...
Oh my god, I'm so nervous right now.
Oh my god...
Do we really have to do this?
Let's do it!
Let's do it.
It's not "let's do it."
Come on, let's do it.
What's wrong with you guys?
I don't like this kind of staff.
They turn us around all at once.
I don't like this kind of staff.
I did everything behind me, so I hope you like it.
I'm not ready at all. I'd like to talk all the time if I could.
The new Oddy Bomberman and the old Oddy Bomberman.
Which one will win?
It's infinite, isn't it?
I think I can win this.
That's right. You know it, don't you, Master Man?
With this theme, your first shot will of course be "that".
That's right! It'll definitely be "that"!
Karaage (fried chicken)
Tamago-yaki (fried egg)
She likes eggs, doesn't she?
Here you go!
Thank you!
Masaman curry hasn't come out yet, has it?
Medama-yaki (fried egg)
Hoikoro (fried chicken)
Karaage (fried chicken)
Tamago-yaki (fried egg)
Nice voice!
Poo-pappon curry (fried chicken)
What?!
What's that?
Poo-pappon?
What?! You don't know?!
You're saying something weird!
It's just come back from Thailand!
Ah, Thailand! Were you in Thailand?!
I was in Thailand!
Why don't you know?!
What kind of curry is poo-pappon curry?
This is a Thai dish, so you shouldn't know about it, Masaman!
Poo-pappon curry is a Thai dish made by stir-frying crab.
From Masaman's point of view, it's like a sibling.
Poo-pappon curry, right?!
I'm a little careless about this, so...
Poo-pappon curry!
Medama-yaki (fried egg)
- Oh, no! - It's not working.
- It's not working. - Yuurinchi!
- It's not working! - Okay!
Alright!
Medama-yaki!
- Medama-yaki! - What's wrong?
- Huh?! - What's wrong?
- I'm not good at cooking. - That was close!
- Did you get it? - Medama-yaki!
- Yes. - Poikoro!
- That was close! - Karaage!
Tamago-yaki! Poo-pappon curry!
Yuurinchi!
- I'm sorry, everyone! I forgot! - Now's not the time!
Poo-pappon curry!
I thought it was a strategy I wouldn't dare say, but it's just a rocket I seriously forgot about.
- I see. - Wow!
- That's amazing! - By the way, Poo-pappon Curry's sticker is also new and on sale now!
Alright, everyone! Let's travel seven times a week!
"Medamayaki"...
This one, right?
This is what "medamayaki" says...
"Medamayaki...mas..."
"bupanpon curry"
"Medamayaki bupanpon curry"
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?!
Wait, wait...
This is it, right? Medamayaki...
Medamayaki...
Mas...
Pooh Poh Curry
Medamayaki Pooh Poh Curry
I won!
What is it?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
What are you doing?!
Medamayaki...
Hoikoro...
Can you say it again?
Medamayaki...
Hoikoro...
That's Masaho's answer.
That's right.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Raise your tension!
I thought I could win.
Your tension is too high.
I thought I could win.
From where?
From the station.
Benetict is correct, isn't it?
Benetict?
Benetict.
Beni...beni...what?
Dicbenedict.
Dict. Benidedict.
Egbe...bene...
Egbenedict is a foreign name.
This is an egg, right?
What are you saying?
Bene?
Let me sit and memorize it.
It's "benezera" of "bene".
Oh, it's "benezera" of "bene".
It's "benezera" of "bene".
This is dangerous.
Because it's "dict"...
It's "gift".
Oh, that's good.
Right?
And it's "gift"-like.
"Gift"-like!
"Poopappon Curry", "New Lynch"
It's delicious!
Oh, that's a good example of Chinese.
Here we go!
"Nedamayaki"
It's correct, isn't it?
"Nedamayaki", "Poikoro"
"Tamagoyaki"
"Poikoro"
"Karaage"
"Tamagoyaki"
"Poopappon Curry"
"New Lynch"
"Bassaman Curry"
Oh, it's burning!
"Caesar Salad"
"Eggbenezera"
"Bene"
"gift"
"Eggbenedict"
You're smart!
And...
You said "chuka", didn't you?
No, I said "dinner".
"Chuka"
"Dinner"
Oh, my God!
Let me see...
That's it!
Ginger roast!
Mr. Ogi, hurry up!
Mr. Ogi!
Ginger roast!
Even though it is not yet a high-level wave development yet,
bad adults are in one place at a time.
Then, an elementary school student comforts bad adults with this statement...
Here we go, it's about time.
Um, you rinse, masaman curry, caesar salad, egg benedict, ginger bread...
What did you say?
All right! Masaman and egg benedict!
Zuppa di pesce is a seafood stewed in soup.
Can you remember the name you can't hear from beginning to end?
Zuppa di...pesce?
What is it?
What is a ten-year-old saying?
Zuppa...wait, say it again! What is zuppa?
Wait, wait! Tell me how you remember it!
Masaman!
Zuppa di pesce, right?
It's started.
With a sword...
Zuppa!
And...
Huh?
Zuppa!
What do you mean "and"?
And...
And... Pesche!
I'm happy, so... Pesche!
What do you mean "and"?
Pesche! Pesche!
I've never said "and" before!
Zuppa!
I've never said "pesche" before!
Pesche!
Zuppa!
Don't take me seriously!
Pension?
Pension!
Pesche is "pension", right?
Can you really say "pension"?
Pesche is "rest"!
Where did "pesche" come from?
What are you doing? I'm sorry.
But this memory trick changed the flow of the game.
Medamayaki!
Pooh Pappon Curry, cow linch, masteran curry, cedar salad, eggs, beans, dicton!
Wait a minute, it was such a commotion.
This is crazy!
Massaman's stop.
Zubatake! Zubatake, come out first!
Katana!
Don't look at me like that with that weird posture of yours!
Looking good!
Just a little more!
A little more! A little more! A little more!
A little more!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
It's not "peshi"
What?!
It's a katakana character.
No, that's impossible.
No, no, that's weird.
The last one is a katakana character.
One step of Kanji is the limit of you as a human being.
She's about to cry.
Something's coming.
If you get drunk, you'll take a reflective pose.
I'll do it for you, Mr. Matsudaman!
That's my special hero...
Mr. Matsudaman!
Let me explain.
He is Mr. Matsudaman's special hero...
Mr. Matsudaman!
When Mr. Matsudaman is in a pinch...
Mr. Matsudaman answers for him only once...
And if he succeeds...
Mr. Matsudaman will be able to continue his challenge!
It's like a dream rescue system!
-I'm counting on you today! -Sorry about last time!
-You too! -Yes!
-Will they be able to save the King? -Who is this guy?
-Tamago-yaki (fried egg)
-Super Pon Curry (super pon curry) -Nice, nice
-Egg Benedict (egg benedict)
-Wait, wait!
-I'll go first, I'll go first!
-Wait, wait! -I'll go first, I'll go first!
-Masterman Curry! -No, no, no!
-Remember this, Masterman! -Can you hear me?
-Masterman's fate... -Can you hear me?
...is in your hands!
Why did you come?
Massaman and Matsudaman use too high of an originality in their memorization techniques to defeat Bomberman.
That's the final battle.
Didn't you hear about the tournament battle in the beginning?
Then, Matsudaman makes an incredible coming out.
I don't eat food, so I don't know.
What are you eating?
It's a single item.
Single item?
Matsudaman, are you listening?
What are you saying?
Matsudaman just said something scary.
What?
I don't eat food.
What do you eat?
It's a single dish.
What do you eat?
It's a single dish. Like white rice.
It's a single dish, but there's side dishes.
Don't you go to a restaurant?
I go to a restaurant. But it's a single dish.
What do you eat?
I don't eat any dishes.
What did you eat today?
It's a lunch box with meat.
What are the dishes?
It's rice and meat.
I like Chinese food.
I often order Chinese food.
That's good.
Gyoza, Omurice, Shumai
Chinese food.
Shumai
That's good. Don't push yourself.
I'm not pushing myself.
Gyoza, Omurice, Shumai
Wait, wait, I don't know what it is.
I know what it is.
Kachou?
Ayaushi, Ogi Bomberman
Kachou e Pepe is an Italian-Roman pasta.
It's familiar for gourmet people, but is it difficult to think it's your first time eating it?
It's simple, you need a manager, the company has a manager, so you need a manager and a manager and a manager
Pepe, Pepe, Pepe, the chief is the manager
It's weird to say "the chief is the manager", is he the chief or Pepe?
No, it's not "the chief is Pepe", it's "the chief is the manager"
Omelet rice
The chief is the manager
Pepe
The chief is Pepe
You did it!
You are awesome!
You are strong all of a sudden, Delia!
However, an elementary school student's further attack...
Gyoza (dumplings)
Omurice (omelet rice)
Shumai (shumai)
Cacio e Pepe (cacio and pepe)
Bongo revianco (bongo revianco)
Uebos Lanceros (uebos lanceros)
What is it?
Uebos Lanceros (uebos lanceros)
What is it?
The early bird catches the worm
Uebos Lanceros is a typical breakfast in Mexico
Now, can you remember it?
But, there is a small one below.
Yes, there is a small one.
There is me above you!
Yes, we don't need "the cougar".
We don't need "the cougar" below.
Will Massaman be able to overcome this crisis with his "last boss" know-how?
It's a hellish place.
Gyoza.
Omurice.
Shumai.
Katcho...
What was it?
Katcho...
I forgot both of them.
I remember Katcho a lot.
Don't remember the story!
It's Massaman again.
Katcho...
Katcho is bad. He doesn't come out at all.
Tell us a story, Massaman. A story? Wait a minute.
A story? Wait a minute. Do your best!
I went to the headquarters.
It doesn't make sense.
I went to the headquarters.
How was it?
I don't know, but I thought the sun was nice.
It's nice, isn't it?
Suddenly it's cold.
The sun is rising.
The moment I crossed the darkness, the sun was shining.
I'm looking at you.
It's God's story.
I see.
I don't care about that story.
What about the show?
I don't want to do it anymore.
I'm not going to do it anymore.
As for us, we are happy about it.
It was expensive.
The name of the dish was scary.
I don't eat the name of the dish.
What did you eat this morning?
Today I ate salad and fish.
Salad is already the name of the dish.
No, it's a single dish.
What kind of fish is it?
It's salmon.
Salmon?
No, it's a single dish.
Wait, what did you say just now?
I didn't hear you.
The target is in the bathroom.
A radio-controlled rat train rushes in from under the door.
It's a surprise to be blown up.
I'm scared.
This is scary, isn't it?
I was asked to shoot a health program and came for a fake test.
Huh?
"The Second's" first generation champion, Gallop Mowry.
He's here for the third time, but he's a little troublesome guy who adds a sense of superiority to his strength.
"Who's in charge of signing today?"
"It's for someone more important today."
"What is that?"
"Come on, Nakagawa!"
He was guided by a fake show staff to a bathroom to get a cup of health care.
"Can I take it?"
"No, no, I was wondering what it was when a rat came in."
"And then?"
"Then, bam, bam, bam. And then?"
That's scary. Really.
Wait a minute, why are you closing it? I think you should stop it for a moment. If you close it, it will be like that, right?
No, if you close it, it will be like that, right?
No, if you close it, no, I don't want to ring it anymore.
Call a studio or something.
Next up is...
"I love today's staff. Salgobila kodamao."
Salgobila kodamao.
The young Fuma who was attracting attention in the club was also blown up.
After finishing the narration, Fuma enters the changing room for changing clothes.
Then...
At Fuma's command, a medium-sized train squad is slowly advancing...
Should I put my pants down first?
February 17th, Chiba Prefecture's campsite.
On this day, at a fake show's location,
Matsushima Sou and Sato Shouri were there,
and Kikuchi Fuma was watching from a different place.
Also, these days, it's been a hot topic.
These guys are a bit fresh.
-I was curious about the trailer. -Yeah, me too.
Idols who have changed from their group names until now and become timeless.
At the same time, Sato Shouri, Matsushima Sou, and Kikuchi Fumo will audition for new members.
As a starting idol group, Irei also announced his intentions.
I want to sell like crazy. Break my neck.
After 10 months of auditions, on February 15th of this year,
they took on five new members who passed the audition and started a new start as eight members of a new group, Timeless.
But they didn't know yet that their audition was still going on.
Yeah, five new members.
But it's no exaggeration to say it's an audition.
-I'm not sure if they'll be hooked on pranking. -I see.
And this guy didn't know yet either.
Their audition wasn't limited to new members.
"Pranking Grand Prix Presents Timeless Project Audition Special Edition"
Who was the funny guy who was pranked in "Timeless"?
And of course, the last one was that guy's target, "Special Edition".
Just two days after the new members were announced to the public...
That's right!
Our young band at the Docky Grand Prix was at a campsite in Chiba Prefecture.
Nice to meet you! How are you doing?
First of all, I'd like to say that I'm not involved in the Docky Grand Prix, but I'm not involved in it.
We're a family, but I'm finally joining the Docky Grand Prix as a family member.
It took me some time, but today's new member is our target.
Well, I think it's okay to bet on Sato's car.
Well, well, there are eight of us.
This is no exaggeration to say that it is an audition.
I wonder if I'll be addicted to the Docky Grand Prix.
Now, let me explain the outline of the Docky Grand Prix Project Audition.
These five people, who became new members in February, will be the targets of this evaluation.
They will be the first people in their lives to be pranked for the first time in their lives.
Let's see what it's like.
And since it's their debut match, they prepared a very easy-to-understand and simple pun prank.
That is...
It's "timeless" but...
It's "pine mummy"!
When I opened the lid of the camping location of a fake show and was told that there were ingredients in it...
It wasn't ingredients in it, it was a Kyuren Pai Bazooka Cannon!
And at that moment...
A Kyuren Pai Bazooka is fired vigorously and "timeless" becomes "pine mummy"!
Now, who's going to have fun eating a pine mummy?
"Timeless" new members, the final audition begins!
New members who were asked to record "Timeless" first Kamburi show.
Satou and Matsushima, original members, wait for a target as a setter.
And Fuma, funny idol who is on the prank Grand Prix side, watches from a different place as a judge of this audition.
The first target who came there is...
You look cool today, too.
"Terra"?
"Terra" is cool.
That's normal driving.
You look cool!
Entry No. 1 "Timeless" "Terra" Nishi Takuto.
"Terra" Nishi is 30 years old and has a lot of stage experience.
He is a calm and mature character, and he is also Fuma of "Dokkiri Wakabana" and co-host of "Terra".
You look cool!
Why do you say that?
I am "Terra" Nishi.
Oh, I see.
To protect you.
He is the same age as me, and we are of the same generation.
Please say it strongly.
You have 5 seconds until the show begins.
5, 4, 3, 2...
Now, it's starting.
It's audition time.
The first broadcast program, "Prize League".
"Prize League"?
"Prize League" is Satou and Kamburi.
I'm nervous.
Please!
Why do you say that?
I'm nervous, too.
I see.
I'll do my best.
I don't think I did a lot of variety shows.
I did a lot of musicals like "Yakusha-san" and "Butai-toka".
I see.
So you are not a variety show expert.
No, I'm not a variety show expert.
I do various musicals like "Yakusha-san" and I sing and dance.
Now, it's time for the first "Dokkiri" to commemorate the new members.
We've prepared some of the highest quality ingredients.
That's amazing.
It's pretty big, isn't it?
Is it okay?
The presence of it...
Open the lid and get it right within 5 seconds.
5 seconds?
Does it actually take 5 seconds?
Is it okay? It doesn't feel like it's dangerous, does it?
Does it make you want to jump over it?
And why am I wearing sunglasses?
No, it's like this with my hands. I end up getting it right.
I end up saying things I shouldn't have said.
Is it okay?
It's not something dazzling, is it?
We're trying to create new characters.
Oh, really?
Okay, then. Are you ready?
Yes.
I'll open it now.
Here are the ingredients we've prepared for you.
One, two...
Don!
Open!
Is this my debut?
And so...
Is this going to be our first prank?
It's our first prank.
- My nose is running. - My nose is... Don't let it out!
Sorry!
- It's too hot, let's do something cold. - It's not "sorry"!
- Do you know what this show is about? - What?
- What? - Prank Grand Prix.
What?! I'm so happy!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- The new members for the audition are... - Who is it? Who is it?
- The costume is cute. - Wow!
Entry No. 2, Inomata Shuto.
No. 3, Hashimoto Masaki.
During the audition period, Inomata left many great remarks.
He is a loved character.
Hashimoto is said to be in the center.
He is cool, but he is the hottest guy.
He is fresh.
I can see his reaction.
He has rarely appeared in a variety show.
But he wants to be an actor.
He is a little impatient.
He might be the last one.
We have to hurry up.
Don't worry about Inomata. He is very natural.
We will start with the opening block.
It's starting now.
It's "Priceless Time".
It's our first show.
"Priceless Time"!
She called me.
It was a little dangerous.
I was a little traumatized.
Nice to meet you. I'm Hashimoto Masaki.
I'm 25 years old. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm 25 years old.
I like your looks.
It hurts.
I like it.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Inomata Shioto.
I'm from Ibaraki Prefecture.
I'm used to this forest.
Are you an idol?
I'm an idol.
I'm not that kind of guy.
I'm not a weak guy.
I'm a natural guy.
We will make a camp meal.
I've never made curry before.
I see.
Let's get started.
You can do it.
I couldn't do it standing up.
You're too nervous.
I'm focusing on pranking you.
I don't need your talk.
I won't use it at all.
Don't say it.
"Pranking with food"
Here is the food we prepared for you.
One, two...
Open!
"Pranking with food"
Tuna?!
I've decided a lot, haven't I?
You've decided your bangs, haven't you?
I've decided a lot, haven't I?
She showed me something really funny.
Huh? Wait, I'm sorry, but...
Ms. Nagano?
What was it again?
And here is what Inomata also wants to confirm.
What happened when you opened it?
Was it tuna?
No, it's not like that.
I was wondering if it was pudding or caviar.
It's a high-class food.
What did you think when you opened it?
Was it tuna?
Why?
That's all for now.
You two are getting better and better.
It's really natural.
You're good at taking turns.
Stop it!
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
That's right.
Sato said that Hashimoto had never made curry before.
What are you talking about?
Stop it!
Shouri is thinking about what to say next.
You just went ahead of him.
I'm worried about what to say next.
I've never made curry before.
I see.
Let's get started.
Shouri!
You didn't say anything about your new member.
Stop it!
It's okay.
Let's get started.
Please let me win!
And finally, the new members who will be auditioning are...
Entry No. 4, Shinozuka Taiki.
No. 5, Hara Yoshitaka.
Shinozuka is a college student who has no experience in singing or dancing...
"Hitotsubashi University"?!
...but he's a passionate and serious mood-maker.
He makes you cry right away.
Hello, I'm Shinozuka Taiki and I'm from Osaka.
Nice to meet you.
- That's amazing. - Nice to meet you, everyone.
I'm Hara Yoshitaka.
My favorite food is meat.
We're four brothers.
- My favorite food is meat. - Meat.
- What do you like more than anything else? - Beef.
Basically, I like anything.
- What kind of beef? - What kind of beef?
- As big as possible. - As big as possible.
- I like big beef. - I like big beef.
- Which part do you like? - Which part do you like?
You're trying to open up too much about Taiki.
That's because you say weird things!
You're the one who's going crazy.
A fight with Mr. Nakagawa!
But it's the other way around.
Let's move on to the main topic, the two judges.
- Shall we open it? - Yes.
We'll open it now.
Here are the ingredients we've prepared.
One, two...
Open!
What are you doing?
How did you feel when you opened it?
It's frustrating.
In one second, Mr. Hara was here.
Oh, I see.
It's frustrating because of the reaction size.
I was standing there and my glasses were falling here.
How did you take it off?
I took it off and hid it.
With that technique.
And there, the new members who finished the challenge first also meet.
TERRA is a stage covered in pie.
It's a stage, it's a real thing, it's a real thing.
And here we confirm that matter as well.
Also, Mr. Arizote and Mr. Fuma and Mr. Sato too.
Mr. Nakagawa.
This is going to be the main line.
I tried to spread it.
No, that's not what I was saying.
I spread it.
You said you wouldn't talk about spreading it because you were worried about what you said earlier.
I promised you that, didn't I?
I don't know what kind of cow it is.
I only talked about spreading it there.
I'm sorry.
I thought you didn't need it.
It's short and good.
It's important.
It's difficult!
It was super interesting!
And so...
With this, Timeless's new member is announced!
Pine Mommy, desu ni!
Let's do our best from now on!
Let's do it!
The audition is over and a circle spills out of all of them.
But...
Tonight's audition...
This wasn't the only participant.
The last one is...
It was "Prank Young Man"!
"Prank Young Man" is...
The program which has achieved many achievements,
Such as "Start Idol's First Disgusting Prank",
"Legend", "Unforgivable",
And so on.
"Prank Legend" is proud of this program.
However,
"Prank Association",
Although it is a legend,
It will soon fall from its position.
Speaking of which,
Recently, you seem to be relaxed in the studio, Fuma-kun.
On our way tomorrow,
In front of the new members,
Let's see "Legend" in action!
Well, let's go to the campsite first.
Yes, thank you.
Well, thank you for your hard work!
Then, the staff invites Fuma-kun to go home.
What's up with you guys?
Why do you ride in such a fun way?
Well, you know...
You're good!
You're good at riding!
Fuma-kun is guided by his usual "D",
And starts walking in the direction of the location bus.
However,
Just ahead of Fuma-kun's advance,
This time,
Just for this purpose,
It was prepared...
What?
A pitfall.
Actually, Fuma-kun,
Although you have a lot of experience in pranks,
You have never fallen into a pitfall before.
Oh, I see!
This is the first time in his life!
For Fuma-kun's sake,
The art team has put in a lot of effort,
And this time, the Fuji TV pitfall market has been saved!
If you have a lot of experience in pitfalls,
It is absolutely impossible for you to see it in advance!
In addition, usually,
Only after the filming is finished,
The usual "D", who doesn't talk seriously,
Walks alongside Fuma-kun,
He is also completely careless about "Wakaranda", who is always doubtful.
Now, everything is ready!
Kikuchi Fuma's first pitfall prank in his life!
Will it succeed?