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Tonight's Prank Championship is...
An ex-hero actor saving a woman in a prank!
But you were so excited about the two-hour special!
She's my woman.
Tonight's Prank Championship is...
"Second-hand Prank" broadcasted at high speed!
Second-hand Jokes Prank
This program tries to make jokes into pranks.
This time, we will broadcast three jokes perfect for the end of the year.
The first joke prank is...
Second-hand Bed is Sticky
When the target is getting a massage in bed...
Suddenly, the bed breaks and falls down!
The mud inside the bed makes the bed sticky!
Second-hand Bed is Sticky
We asked the location where you can get God Hand's massage and came here...
These two will be getting a massage today!
Five idol groups who just debuted in May of this year, starting with Group A.
The youngest of the group, Sano, is in Target.
By the way, the oldest, Suezawa, is in Shikakei.
I see.
I know you two are busy, so you must be exhausted.
No, I'm exhausted.
We just debuted and we're working hard.
But I'm exhausted.
Don't say that. We're waiting for you.
Actually, this is Sano's first prank in his life.
He's told by a fake God Hand to go on top of his mom's bed.
And then, an art troupe appears and stands by quietly.
And...
Let's look at the other side.
He fell beautifully in a depleted state.
Has he panicked? His legs are shaking.
He showed us a wonderful reaction that you wouldn't think of as a surprise.
It was beautiful. It was similar.
You did it beautifully.
It's beautiful.
I'm glad.
I didn't know there was such a technique in Japan.
Such a technique.
How was it? Was the first reaction good?
Well, it could have been better if it was me.
I don't like it.
I don't think it was very interesting.
The members?
Don't say that.
Now, let's see the first example.
It's been 8 years.
Let's do it.
It's been 26 years. It's twice different.
In this show, it's a familiar water balloon.
It's a water balloon that falls from the sky often.
It looks like the earthquake is over,
so let's do it with just water,
not ice water.
It's hard to react.
Now, show us your proud reaction
with this plain water balloon.
It's twice different.
I thought it was good.
How loud is he?
It's my first time,
so I think I did a good job.
How about this?
Senpai, I'm embarrassed.
I didn't mean it at all!
Senpai!
It wasn't funny at all.
How can you say that?!
The members?!
Don't say that!
The members?!
Don't say that!
Well, if it were me, I would have said it a little more.
If it were me, I would have said it a little more.
How old are you?
Sixteen years old.
Sixteen years old without a body.
Next is...
This person!
Hello, I'm the first in the world, Gallop Mori.
The second appearance, Gallop Mori.
I'll take a look at the right side as well.
From a weak and weak woman, all of a sudden to a sticky sea.
It's a rampage that is not cowardly even for a woman.
Is it GP?
I have a theme for this.
What's the theme?
It's called "Joking Prank".
"Joking Prank"!?
On the bed...
Isn't it funny!?
That's how it is!
Damn it...
Nagata-san, are you okay today?
Today, I'm with someone more important.
What's that!?
Come on, Nagata-san!
Because I want to be a family member, Mori-san!
Because you want to be a family member!
The next prank is...
Let's go to the dorm, but...
It's been a while!
A go-door bomb
Go for it! Go for it!
You look terrible!
The next Dajale prank is...
How about a squid in a second?
It's been a while.
The Dajale prank is to secretly give a squid to a target's neck as a gift.
Here is the squid we are going to use.
It's a specially made silicon squid that looks exactly like a real one.
The silicon squid is chilled in the refrigerator and is coated with squid liquid.
So it might be more of a squid than a real one.
The sea of Odaiba in autumn.
We came here to shoot a reenactment of a popular variety show.
Please!
You know Heisei's variety show host, Suzuki Nana.
The setting of the reenactment is a couple breaking up scene.
The actor who is supposed to leave the scene is pulled back by the actress who is supposed to act as a boyfriend.
Can we put a squid in the back of the actress who is supposed to leave the scene?
Well, let's go home.
Okay, I'm going home.
I'm going home!
Huh?
You're really bad at acting.
I'm not good at acting.
Wait a minute!
Huh?
You're like a camera.
Act. Act. Act like you're acting.
There's something I want you to have.
What is it?
It's a lie!
No, it's not.
It stinks, though!
Ah, that station is real.
Even when it was removed, I was excited!
But the moment this came in, I was excited, too!
It worked, it worked!
I was excited, too!
I'm really surprised.
What are you doing?
It's been a while since I heard you say that!
Next is...
Shoga Beni's Kumamoto Pro Wrestling.
Shoga Beni won last year's Women's Comedian of the Year award for her fighting skills.
Let's take a look at her acting skills as well.
Hey, wait up!
There's something I want to give you.
I tried to put it in, but Kumamoto Pro-wrestling's collar didn't open more than I thought.
That's why the squid didn't get caught.
Panic time that ended in an instant.
An air of regret flows on the scene.
My neck is big.
I couldn't get in.
Why do you feel like I'm bad?
Did I do something wrong with my neck?
That's right.
Is it because of me that it feels weird now?
Yes.
I didn't do anything wrong with my neck.
What did you do wrong with your neck?
I didn't do anything wrong with my neck.
An hugged me from behind.
He hugged me from behind.
That's right.
That's all I did wrong with my neck.
Next is...
Thank you for watching!
Kanade, the heroine of this drama!
But...
Kanade has something to do with this prank.
Ikao... Ika is...
The target is...
Sanji's heroine, Kanade!
But Kanade has something to do with this prank.
That's right. This is Kanade's third attempt at putting Ikao in.
This is the first video.
And this is the last video.
As you can see, Ikao's second attempt at putting Ikao in.
So this time, Ikao decided to try a new attempt of putting Ikao in for the third time.
That's enough!
Take this.
Ah, but you have a nice face.
Wait a minute!
How cute.
Sorry.
She laughed.
I have something for you.
What is it?
Let's go.
It's a new movie called "Ikao Ikaga".
It's not a new movie!
It's an old movie!
The next prank is...
I'm not a comedian! I'm a writer!
Painting a dojo in a second!
Do-jo!
Twenty silicon-made dojos are made,
and they are painted with a real dojo slime mix.
Just like the previous prank, "How about a squid?"
She's mine, you know.
Dojo.
November 24th...
It's not a mic, is it?
The president is...
A celebrity is seriously...
Really?
There are three of them.
- I can't take it off. - Take it off.
Or I'll be too feminine.
- Take it off. - Okay.
- Why is it so smelly in here? - Oh, in here?
- Let's go in. - Do we go in properly?
- From the camera's point of view. - From the camera's point of view.
- Yes. - We have to put it in properly.
- Oh, if there's a lot of people, we won't be able to put it in.
Let's take a question.
There is also a TikToker, isn't it?
What is it?
What is that sloppy thing?
It's really good, isn't it, Kanade-chan?
No, it's amazing!
Actually, when we're acting, big bees come to us, right?
They come at the same time, but if they put a squid in it, I might scream, too.
There's no such situation.
There's never been a squid in a drama.
"Ex-hero actor limited prank 2024" final show!
If people in the city are in trouble and are asking for help, can you help them?
If it were actors who played heroes of justice in dramas...
Until now, actors who played ex-Kamen Riders and ex- Super Sentai have always helped us.
Will they help us this time, too?
The stage is in Y-city, X-prefecture.
A huge ruins hotel.
A date project with handsome actors filmed on a fake show held there.
In the middle of the date, female idol singers from this X-prefecture...
They found out that their ex-boyfriend came to see this location.
Ex-boyfriend?
Their ex-boyfriend is coming to forcefully marry them.
As a result of the troubled idol asking ex-hero actor for help...
They escape from the ruins hotel and escape from the villains.
At that time, will the ex-hero actor help the woman like a hero in a drama?
What? No way!
Ex-hero actor prank!
A woman idol who is about to get married because of a bad ex-boyfriend, can she escape with help?
In the past two episodes, ex-warrior heroes and mega- heroes have shown their unique fighting style.
The final showdown is between ex-super sentai and kamen rider!
Two ex-hero actors are the targets!
The first one is...
Cool hero!
First of all, the first ex-hero actor who came to the abandoned hotel is...
Good morning!
I'm Masashi Ikeda. Nice to meet you.
I'm Nacchi. Nice to meet you.
Handsome!
Ex-hero actor Masashi Ikeda!
Ikeda is an ex-sentai hero who played Spider Cronus in Osana Sentai King Orger!
This fake plan is called "abandoned hotel sightseeing date".
The target and the idol will go around the abandoned hotel while having a secret date.
But this is...
Later, when they escape from the bad guys, they will remember the route.
Oh, I see.
By the way, their smartphones...
If you drop it inside, you will never find it!
They will say and retrieve it.
Now, finally...
Cool!
In order for the hero to be a hero...
The prank starts!
What am I doing?
It's fun!
Okay, cheese!
Good! Good!
Look at me! Look at me!
As the shooting progresses...
The distance between the target and the prankster idol is getting closer.
Thank you!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
I have something to say!
Okay!
And now...
The prank idol fixes her makeup and...
You know that ex-boyfriend of yours?
- No, it's not a makeup. - Who is he?
- What do you mean? - He's got light makeup on his lips.
I'm in trouble right now.
- I saw him on LINE. - He was wearing something like that.
- Your ex-boyfriend? - Yes.
What should I do?
He's listening to me a lot.
It's a secret story with a pretty loud voice.
From their conversation, it is discovered that the prank idol is being persistently followed by her ex- boyfriend.
The content of the story seems to have been heard by the target as well.
Now, the prank begins!
After this, when the target is resting in the waiting room...
The idol rushes in and says, "Help me!"
Then, she tells the target that she's in trouble because her ex-boyfriend and his subordinates came to visit her in the past.
Will the hero and actress who wears that help her like a hero?
Or will they ignore her and not help her?
- Mei-chan, what should we do? - What should we do?
- What should we do?
For a break, the target goes to the fifth waiting room.
Oh, baby, so long.
What?
The target goes to the mirror and checks the hero's transformation pose.
Does he unconsciously feel that it is time for him to return to being a hero?
Straight to shockwave.
- I'm sorry. - What's wrong?
- Can you let me in for a bit? - Yes, of course.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - It's okay, it's okay.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
You're so kind.
- You have such a kind voice. - What's wrong?
Water?
Are you sick?
Oh, is that so?
Let the idol sit down once in a while.
Here again, the idol explains that he is being chased by his former followers.
Are you looking for it?
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Oh, I see.
Is your relationship not good?
Not so good?
You don't have to be polite at all.
He is kind.
His voice is kind.
He is kind.
If you talk to me so kindly before you ask for help, I'm sure you'll like me right away.
This is the hero's special move, "soft touch voice".
"Soft touch voice".
It's totally different, isn't it?
Totally different.
It's like you haven't contacted me for a long time.
Yes.
And then...
Huh? Where did you go?
Are you there?
No, I didn't go there.
From the outside of the room, his former followers' voices...
Oh, no. They're here.
Should I hide?
The idol is in a hurry and hides behind the sofa.
I'm so excited.
Where is there a need to rush for the bad guys?
That's what heroes do!
Excuse me, is Mr. Nacchi in here?
No, he's not.
Can I see you for a second?
No, you can't.
There's no one here.
There's only one of you.
I'm filming right now and I'm in the waiting room.
There's only one of you.
There's no one here.
Why?
You don't have to hide it, do you?
I'm not hiding it.
You don't have to hide it.
No, you can't.
You're so cool.
No, you can't.
Hey!
Huh?
Don't "huh?" me.
Isn't he strong?
He forced himself to come in and pushed back the villain's hands and feet who tried to come in.
He never gives in to evil.
That's what makes him a hero.
Is he transforming already?
Maybe he's coming in.
Yeah, he was like that earlier.
Did he transform?
Wow, he closed his mouth.
Is he okay?
Yeah, he's okay.
Shouldn't we go see the staff?
Yeah, but it'd be bad if they're still there.
Should we go?
He's so relaxed.
Along with the idols, he heads to the fake program staff.
Now, the escape game between the hero and the prank idol begins.
They're on the 5th guest room floor.
From here, they'll head to the 2nd basement parking lot where the fake program staff are.
But in the middle of the escape game,
the guards from his former subordinates block their way.
Can the former hero and actor protect the idols from his former subordinates?!
I'm excited.
It's completely different from what we've seen before.
They've come down to the 2nd basement, relying on their memories.
But behind the passage where only one shutter is open...
There's a soldier with a smartphone in one hand.
Can he pass without being noticed by the bad guys watching him?!
What should we do?
Wait a minute. Let's talk.
They are on the 5th floor guest room floor.
From here, they will go to the 2nd basement parking lot where fake TV staffs are.
But in the middle of it, the guards under Motokaru block their way.
Wait a minute. Let's talk.
No, no, no.
Then let's go together.
Because it may be dangerous.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's go together.
Why is he such a cowardly hero?
For some reason, the hero who took the idol's hand goes all the way to the enemy's side.
I can't let you fight with Ekistra.
The idol was in a hurry and held out his hand, but this hero is too manly.
I managed to get through it.
But at that time...
Oh, I forgot about the bear.
Bear?
Oh, that's right.
Huh?
What is it?
Oh, over there.
What is "the bear" that idols say?
It is a white bear stuffed animal that she always carries around without taking it off.
This situation... If it's normal, I definitely won't go get it.
But...
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Can you put it in?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
I'm not in a hurry.
You're lying!
They go to get a teddy bear that doesn't matter at all, and then come back and smile like this.
This hero has no weaknesses.
What is it?
The two, who exchanged glances, aim for the second basement parking lot.
On the second basement floor, there is a lounge with a sofa.
If you go through here, there is a parking lot.
Then, the movie "Sanagara" is in a big pinch for the two.
Now, can the ex-hero actors protect their idols?
The two rush to the fake program staff, but...
To their surprise, their hands go first in the direction of the parking lot.
And a rough hand approaches from behind.
Yes, in other words, the two have been driven into the fake construction by their hands.
It's absolutely desperate!
I'm anxious about this.
I'm sure it will be fun.
Hurry up and hide under the table in a hurry! Then!
Gently take the hand of an idol with fear!
If you get killed in such a situation, I can't stand it anymore!
This is a deadly move only allowed for heroes!
You can't do it unless you're a hero!
And the soldiers who were hiding the timing of appearing there...
The soldiers sat down and lost their courage.
Then, at that moment...
The enemy has dropped their smartphones in front of their eyes!
If the enemy tries to pick it up and peek at it, they'll find out!
What will the hero do?
What will you do?
Oh, no!
And here, at last, Teshita and his crew leave the room.
With Teshita wrapped around their waist, they finally head to the parking lot where the fake program staff are located.
But here, too, the ex-hero actor will have to face his own fear.
In the parking lot where the G.C. program staff is supposed to be located,
not only is the program staff absent, but there is no sign of people either.
It can't be helped.
He tries to get to the parking lot by himself.
And what he finds is...
The exit of this abandoned hotel.
Yes, they've gone all out in pursuit of it.
And even more than that...
So cool...
Coincidentally, while passing by, a police officer...
It's okay, it's okay.
Um, can you protect me?
What is it? Is there a problem?
Yes, well...
There is a dangerous man in a group of about three people.
He's been chasing me for a while now.
The target explains the situation to the police.
But...
I see...
But...
I can't let you out of this ruins.
Why is that?
We've been looking for you, too.
Would you like to come with us?
Why is that?
It's too early!
The police are coming?
Yes, the police were also his former minions.
Let's go.
Two of you.
Let's go.
It's okay.
Let's go.
It's okay.
After being chased by the police, they return to the hotel again.
But just before that, the shutter begins to close.
And at that moment!
The idol has fallen!
And then the hero...
Barely made it through!
Just the right height for the shutter to be closed!
Dramatic height!
It's the best!
Thank you! Thank you!
But here, once again...
This! This!
I left it here!
What are you doing?!
The idol has once again dropped a teddy bear.
Ah, we won't make it! We won't make it!
As expected, is there no choice but to give up?
But after this...
This hero...
Takes an incredible action!
And at that moment...
A slight gap in the shutter...
A sliding without hesitation...
Will he be able to recover his courage, vitality, and physical ability?
Maybe he's not a former hero actor...
Maybe he's a real hero!
He's a real hero!
It's better if you calm down.
This way!
After shaking off the police officer, the two try to escape from the front door of the first floor.
But there...
Finally, the last boss, the ex-boss, was waiting for them!
Now...
In order for the hero to be a hero...
Can the ex-hero actor protect his idol?
But then...
Here it is.
Suddenly appeared black-painted car line.
Surrounded by black-and-whites.
If you're gonna do it, do it for me.
Can I have her?
She's mine, but she's mine.
Without hesitating in an absolutely desperate situation, she said she was my woman!
This is a man! This is a hero!
But sister, even if it's a lie, if you say this, won't you like me anymore?
Don't touch the woman.
But here, the last enemy finally appears.
It was his ex-boyfriend who was chasing idols around with his bare hands.
What? Ex-boyfriend or something like that?
Wow, so cool!
What is it?
Don't you have to keep your promise?
You promised me you'd get married, didn't you?
Keep your promise!
Has he changed his mind?
The revealed shocking truth.
The idol even promised to marry his ex-boyfriend.
It was the idol who unilaterally protected it.
You promised me, didn't you?
No, I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Can you go home?
If you don't care about it, please shut up.
This is about me and my girlfriend.
It's not a problem anymore.
I'm engaged.
Are you married?
I'm engaged.
No matter how many times, I lie with my eyes.
Because I want to protect women.
Because I'm a hero.
You look like Chagiasmi.
You have a good voice.
Now, I'm going to tell you a story.
After this, an idol who was firmly committed to his ex- boyfriend agrees to marry him.
In fact, they are going to marry the bear she cherished and her ex-boyfriend.
In other words, they are going to marry each other.
What does the hero look like when he discovers this unexpected fact?
I don't think you're happy.
At that moment...
- Why don't you get married? - I said I'm fine with it.
- Are you sure you're okay with it? - Yeah.
Why don't you get married?
My bear-chan and your bear-chan.
Yes!
You promised me you'd marry me.
By the way, you have a cool face.
Now, let's explain what the prank was about.
Thank you, Ikeda-kun.
You're so silly!
You're so funny.
The prank was a complete success.
Wow, you came all of a sudden.
You're so cute.
Why do you keep calling me "bear"?
All of a sudden.
You said you'd marry me.
I'm embarrassed.
You were so cool.
This sliding is crazy.
It's like a part of a movie's MVP, isn't it?
Like, you're good at "ton, ton, ton, ton," or something like that.
"Ton, ton" is hard, too!
It's like a case of "bing, bing, bong," you know!
What should we do?
"Bing, bing, bong," you know!
No way!
There is no one like you, isn't there?
Well, I'm close to you.
You're close to me, too.
We're close to you, too.
We're all close to you.
And tonight, the other hero actor who will be the target is...
The problem hero!
What?!
Good morning!
Good morning! I'm Sato Riga.
The hero actor, Sato Riga!
A young actor who played the role of the good-hearted hero, Kamen Rider Tycoon in "Kamen Rider Geed"!
But, in fact, this Sato...
He's not the type of hero we've seen before...
He's a bit of a problem hero.
As before, after letting the target hear about the idol being chased by his ex-boyfriend,
for a break, he went to the fifth floor waiting room.
There...
She answers, but doesn't try to open the door at all.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
She can't help it, but the idol speaks out and finally goes to the door.
- Excuse me for the sudden visit. Can you let me stay in the room for a while? - Yes, of course.
- Excuse me. Thank you very much.
And the idol goes into the room.
The idol seems to want her to tell her something, but...
Excuse me.
Huh? She didn't say anything.
The reason is...
She didn't listen and didn't drink water.
What did you say?
See, the idol doesn't know what to do and is in trouble.
See, she's limping.
She's still drinking water.
No, please sit down.
Not at all.
Thank you very much.
She finally persuades the idol to sit down.
But...
What's wrong?
She's lying down.
She's drinking a lot of water.
No, it's fine, Kumisu.
Don't only drink water, but also give water to idols.
Kumisu?
Captain?
It's not like that at all.
Other heroes did it a lot.
It's not like that at all.
For now, she explains the situation with her ex- boyfriend to her target.
Wow.
I just left my cell phone on the bus.
I can't get in touch with him.
I think he'll come to me.
Wow, you're so nice.
Ryoma, are you really a hero?
This is real.
He's good. He's really good.
His ex-boyfriends come to him.
Now, this is where it starts.
If you put bad guys in front of you, you'll only look like a hero and look cool.
Protect me.
He went this way.
He's scary.
What should I do?
Lock the door for now.
My microphone may be broken.
Stop it.
What should I do?
Ryoma.
I want you to stop it.
Look at me.
This is it.
This is real.
I'm scared of you. Stop it. You don't look like a hero at all.
I don't care about her at all.
And...
Excuse me.
Enemies are checking the room.
Well, it's okay. It's okay.
There is also a staff member.
If a staff member finds you, I think you will be kicked out.
Yes.
Do you think you should go back to your staff?
What?
I don't know.
You said you were preparing equipment.
That's right.
Go. Go with me.
You want me to go with you?
Go with me and stand with me.
You said you wanted me to go with you, right?
I want you to come with me.
Me, too?
Yes, me, too.
I don't want to go down there.
Is it okay for me to go out?
I feel like I'm in the basement.
Wow! You scared me!
Satou Ryuugan, a problematic hero who repeatedly shows his pathetic appearance that has never been seen before.
His escape from the abandoned security guard's office.
Can he really show his heroic appearance?
Satou-kun, I'm counting on you!
Satou is good!
Satou-kun!
Satou and Satou aim for the second basement parking lot where the fake program staff are from the fifth guest room floor.
However, on the way, Satou's underling security guard blocks Satou and Satou's way of going.
Let me take a break.
I feel like I'm the only one going home!
That's good.
Let's stop, ex-hero actor.
When the problem came up, the hero started moving!
Show me, show me, hero!
Aren't you coming with me?
The hero successfully added.
Next is the idol.
But...
The guard turned this way.
He can't go through like this.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Don't come now, don't come now!
No good, Ryu-ri-na-kun.
You're good!
You're only Mr. Bean now, Ryu-ri-na-kun.
You don't look like a hero at all.
When the guard turned his back, the idol also passed by.
But...
Oh, stop it, Lincoln.
I don't think you should get involved in your entertainment career anymore.
Or so I thought, but...
- And then... - See?
- He's a hero. - He's a good hero.
Watch out!
His face...
- He's like Mr. Bean. - He really is like Mr. Bean.
Thank you very much.
He said it once, but he went to get it as a result.
That's right.
Ryuuga-kun, you can do it if you do it.
He is a hero of public opinion.
The two who exchanged watches aim for the second basement parking lot where the fake program staff are.
However, there are police officers who have become his predecessors waiting for him.
Give me that woman.
Hurry up and give it to me.
I won't give it to you.