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[To be continued]
[Next episode]
Timeless is going to the Grand Prix alone!
The three new runners are going to participate in the Bomb Majimi!
I'm Chihiro's assistant.
What will happen to them?
And the unexpected miracle...
Wait!
Timeless Emergency Appearance Special!
Stay tuned!
They're in big trouble on the highway!
They're in big trouble!
It's golden week.
While the world is busy with big events,
Aisha, the president, has arrived.
Good morning!
Nice to meet you!
This time, the target of the big hard rocker,
Drunk Dragon, Suzuki Taku.
Today, he's going for a drive with his proud Aisha.
That's the kind of shooting he's going for.
They've been together for over 10 years now.
To keep his wife from finding out,
He's changing colors little by little.
He's digging deep into it.
But, in that Aisha,
A big incident is about to happen.
It's something you wouldn't even dream of.
Big Hard Rocker!
Let me explain what happens next.
First, they eat breakfast at a cafe in Setagaya.
After that, they're going to Gotenba on a clear highway.
But, on that highway,
When they're caught up in the traffic jam of golden week,
They're starting to feel like they're going to get a big one.
First of all, the director of a fake show, Shibata, who is a junior AD, sat in the back seat of the car heading for the cafe with the driver of the target, and set off at 7 a.m.
It's really cool. It's amazing.
I've been nervous all day.
No, no, no.
I've never driven a car like this before.
No, no, no.
You have a good sense of choice.
Thank you very much.
They go to the cafe for breakfast while creating the atmosphere with light preparations.
Here you go.
It's fluffy.
Oh, it's fluffy.
Thank you very much. It looks delicious.
First of all, it's a fake show where you eat normally and say your impressions.
However, no matter how you think about it, you can't eat all of it alone.
I'll eat it.
Even though he ate all of it, Katsu Sandwich and Carbonara don't seem to give up.
Then...
Can I eat this?
Can I eat it?
Go ahead.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for it.
Erii and Shibata, who were in the back seat earlier, start eating the carbonara and cutlet sandwich left by the target.
It's fast.
It's really good.
It's good.
It's really good.
You're cute, Erii.
In addition...
If you like cutlet sandwich, you can eat it.
Can I eat it?
Well, well, well...
Are you hungry?
Well, well, well...
Can I eat it?
It's over there.
Can I eat it?
You're amazing.
Erii and Shibata are eating carbonara and cutlet sandwich while a talent and a director are having a meeting.
But...
This is also an important side dish for the hard prank that will come after this.
At 8:30 p.m., a group of people who left the cafe finally head for the highway.
By the way, from now on, professional drivers will be in charge of driving according to company rules.
In addition, in addition to the target's house,
from the house, they will wear emergency earphones from the operation headquarters to those who are blind and invisible.
Thank you for waiting.
It's finally the beginning of the big hard prank.
At 8:46 a.m.,
a group of people drive from Tokyo Interstate to Tomei Expressway.
Can you send me to my house? I asked you to hitchhike.
Inside the car, a delicate talk from the target makes me blush.
Then...
I got in their car and went home.
Huh?
Did you bring it?
A.D. and Shibata started eating the cutlet sandwich they just took out.
I don't like being eaten in the car.
The smell...
I want you to say something.
You eat a lot.
You should have asked me first
I'm sorry
They head for Ashigara Inter
It's usually about an hour away
But it's golden week today
Wow, look at this
It's golden week
It's amazing
30km/h
Soso is caught in a heavy traffic jam
It's golden week
It's when the roads are most congested in a year
That's why this prank is being done
But something strange happens to Eddie Shibata
It's a car that can only go up and down, and in its rear seat...
Eddie Shibata's condition is strange.
He was fine until a while ago, but he doesn't look back even for a second.
It's a car that can only go up and down.
And in that high seat...
Lady Shigaki's condition is strange.
She was fine until a while ago, but when she looked at one point, she passed out.
And the senior director, Tajima...
What's wrong?
I'm fine.
Are you serious?
I'm fine.
You suddenly lost your energy.
I'm fine.
You suddenly lost your energy.
I'm fine.
She's not okay.
She's not okay!
Lady Shibata is obviously not okay.
I think I'm going to throw up.
Seriously? Are you okay?
I don't know.
Are you okay?
Oh, no!
Suddenly,
Shibata says he's going to throw up.
Oh, no!
In the middle of a traffic jam,
there's nothing people can do.
There's no way to get to their destination.
From now on,
the time of hell begins for Taku.
You're eating too much.
That's why, right?
Are you okay?
Don't make that face!
It's okay.
It's because you ate too much.
Here.
Here you go.
Are you okay?
It's really hot in here.
I think it's just passing by.
I'm okay.
Shibata looks like he's in pain.
But of course, this is acting.
After a week of acting,
it's starting to look like reality.
It's okay.
We're all adults.
We don't want to act in an acting circle.
It's like, "See you tomorrow."
We don't want to act in an acting circle.
In the middle of a traffic jam during Golden Week,
Shibata is completely involved.
Even the target can see the painful look of A.D. Shibata, and his impatience.
But at that moment...
Isn't that also the case?
Huh?
Kouhoku Parking.
Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here!
Oh, really?
Yes.
Shouldn't we go?
After that, nothing will be left.
Taku discovered signs in the parking area and said he'd stop by for the bathroom.
However, A.D. Shibata...
Oh, I'm sorry. But I'm starting to feel better.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine. I'm sorry. Thank you very much. I'm sorry. I'm fine.
You don't have to overdo it now in this situation.
No, no, no. I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Yes.
No matter how many times A.D. Shibata checks...
A.D. Shibata says, "I'm fine."
As soon as he passed through the parking area...
A.D. Shibata says, "I'm fine."
Again, A.D. Shibata says, "I'm fine."
I'm having a mental breakdown.
Shibata, you're in trouble.
Toki, are you okay? You said you could do it.
I'm sorry.
No, you're not okay at all. Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
You should have told me.
You're right.
I should have told you.
Right?
It's just getting started.
I don't like this.
I think it's quite far to get to Ebina next.
How far is it to get to Ebina next?
If it's flowing, it'll take about 15 minutes.
But in this state, I can't read it.
It'll take one minute.
He's just passed the parking area.
It's expected that it will take a lot of time to get to the next service area, Ebina.
Ebi Shibata looks like he's having a hard time.
Then, here comes his senior, Tajima, the director.
It's up, it's up.
Calm down, calm down.
Take a deep breath.
If you take a deep breath, you'll get even more air and shit will come out of you.
It'll come out, won't it?
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
You're acting like a romanticist.
It'll come out.
Are you okay?
It's going to be even worse.
It might be a little better.
Oh, really?
Why is it getting better?
Are you okay?
It's getting better, isn't it?
Yes, it's getting better.
You said "it's going to be okay".
It came up earlier and now it's coming up again.
I'm okay.
Yes.
You're okay?
It's like this, so I'm probably okay.
- Really? - Yes.
Is it the most unreliable "it's okay" you've ever heard in the "it's okay" market?
- I'm really okay. - You're okay?
On the contrary, if you say "it's okay, it's okay" too much, it's a little...
Are you okay?
What are you talking about?
What is it?
This time, it's AD Shibata who really looks like he's okay.
However, 20 minutes later...
AD Shibata looks like he's in trouble.
As he looks in the mirror, it's obvious that he's on a different level from before.
It's good to see how much he's improved.
He's completely different now.
I'm in a bit of trouble too.
What?
You're in trouble.
Are you okay?
Hang in there a little longer. You're about to debut.
Here comes the third wave.
He's got an unbelievable target.
He's got to get to the next service area.
Hang in there a little longer.
You're in a bit of trouble.
Hang in there a little longer.
It's not easy to get into the service area during Golden Week.
I see.
You're in trouble.
I'm in a bit of trouble.
What?
There's one kilometer left to get to the service area.
But here comes the third wave.
There's one kilometer left to get to the service area.
But here comes the third wave.
At this rate, he's going to get a flat tire.
He's getting nervous all of a sudden.
What?
And here comes the stupid senior director again.
Someone said we should look up at this time of day.
We shouldn't look up at this time of day.
Look up
The car is in a hurry
AD Shibata's condition is getting worse
- Please don't do that. - Stop it!
Are you okay?
- I can't do it anymore. - I hate it.
You look like you've been shot.
I'm sorry.
You should've shot me.
- I'm sorry. We're almost there. - We're almost there.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for the worst.
You don't have to apologize.
I'm sorry for the worst. I can't do it.
Then...
Let's just...
You're such a stupid senior.
- Let's go. - Why are you tricking me?
You're going to have a baby.
- Let's go. - You're going to have a baby.
You're going to have a baby.
You can't do that.
You're doing the opposite of what you're trying to do.
I'm going to have a baby.
Parking.
- It's in. - Okay.
Wait a minute.
- Really? - You can't do that.
- I'm going to have a baby. - You can't do that.
Hold it.
- You can't do that. - I'm sorry for the worst.
You can't do that.
- You can't do that. - You're the worst.
You can do that.
- I'm sorry. - You can do that.
You can do that.
We're almost there.
- You can do that. - You can do that.
Here, Eri Shibata, who managed not to step out of his car, runs away.
- I'm sorry, really. - Not at all.
- It'd be the worst if you stepped out of your car here. - Of course!
- That's true, it's kind of... - Yeah.
...scary.
Taku Suzuki.
He barely managed not to step out of his car.
It couldn't have been an ordinary shoot.
It couldn't have been imagined that it would be such a thrilling experience.
However, the big prank hasn't ended yet!
20 minutes until Eri Shibata returns from the bathroom.
- Wow, you're using it a lot. - Are you okay?
- You're using it a lot. - How are you?!
Eri Shibata, who was supposed to go to the bathroom,
came back to his car with a lot of food in his hands.
- I'm sorry for making you wait. - Not at all.
Eri Shibata has fully recovered.
But here, a shocking fact comes out of his mouth.
You made it in time, didn't you?
- I really didn't know what would happen at one o'clock. - Don't be silly, don't be silly.
- You know, I'm laughing now, but... - Yes?
- I didn't step out of my car. - What?!
- You shouldn't have stepped out of your car. - I didn't step out of my car at all.
- Yes, you're right. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry for making you wait. - Shouldn't you have stepped out of your car?
- You'll come back, won't you? - No, but...
- Will you eat it? - Of course I will!
- You'll eat it, won't you? - It'll cool you down.
- I'm starting to melt. - You didn't step out of your car, did you?
- No, I didn't. - I'm scared.
- I really stepped out of my car. - Really?
- No, I'm fine. I'm really fine. - Really?
- Yes.
- Really? - If you say so...
- Think about it. - Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine.
I know it myself.
- You know it? - You don't know anything.
- Are you really okay? - I'm scared.
- You're fine, right? - Yes.
- But, Tajima-san... - Yeah?
- It's really vanilla-rich. - Shut up.
No, I can't do it. I'll pass out.
I can't do it.
Believing in A.D. Shibata, who says he's really fine,
they depart from the service area and head back to the highway.
But, their choice leads them back to hell!
Thank you very much.
Wow.
What is that?
Why is that there!?
Why?
Ahh!
Go, go, go!
The highway starts to flow
AD Shibata is full of energy like Uso said
Then
Are you still eating?
What?
Are you still eating?
I'm hungry
I don't like it
You've been bothering me for a long time
The delicacy is flying away
Shibata doesn't say such a thing and eats sushi
It stinks
Do you want to eat it?
I'll eat it up soon
He's in a traffic jam again
10 minutes later
Shibata is staring at him again
The battle begins
It's attack time again
What are you doing?
Why are you eating?
I told you not to eat
I'm begging you
It stinks
Shibata is in a traffic jam again and has a long way to go
20 minutes until next parking area
It's endless
You keep saying the same thing
You should've told me
You should've sat there until I left
As the car started to drift away, the advice from Matama and Senpai D started to get in the way of their minds.
But it's still painful memories that get in the way.
What do you mean "painful memories"?
Do you want me to ask you about it?
No, no, no. What do you mean "painful memories"?
Obaka Senpai D's advice is that if you look back at painful memories, you should be able to get out of your current painful situation.
There was this girl I've always liked.
Her name was Miki-chan.
She was a classy and very accurate girl.
I've always liked her and encouraged her.
What kind of expression is that?
It's disgusting, so I couldn't do it.
Isn't that the worst?
That's true.
It's psychologically bad for a human being.
There are other girls you like.
Even if it's disgusting, it's psychologically bad for you.
It's because you don't say it out loud.
You're saying it in a bad way.
I think I've said too much.
I'm sorry.
It's disgusting!
It's disgusting.
After the target and Taku heated up for a moment, the next sign in the parking area was...
From Taku's perspective, he definitely wants Taku to go to the bathroom this time.
However...
Next time, let's talk about it until we get out of the car.
Right?
But it's completely gone now.
What are you saying?
Why don't you say anything?
It's coming again.
It's completely gone now.
You're stubborn.
You didn't say the main reason.
If you didn't say it, you wouldn't be able to fix it.
But really...
If I were to say the peak earlier...
It was around "kamehameha".
It's pretty much the first half of "ha", isn't it?
But it's "ka" now.
But there is "ka".
There isn't?
It's right in front of "ka".
Then there's nothing.
There's nothing now.
I don't trust you.
I don't trust you at all.
Certainly.
I'm not going to sympathize with you.
I'm irritated by "certainly" now.
Are you okay not going?
You can still make it.
I'm fine.
Hacking?
I'm fine.
But, Takuyo,
you should never trust that man.
And that happened just after passing by the last parking area to the destination, Ashigara Inter.
Is there none?
Last! Last!
There are eight.
Huh?
Again?
I told you.
Huh?
What is it?
Even though it's flowing, it's about ten kilometers to the next service area.
It won't reach you right away.
Are you okay?
Come on.
This may be the weakest so far.
I told you.
Oh, no.
How much is "kamehameha" now?
No, no.
Not at all.
Kame...
Which eye?
Kamehame... eye?
What are you talking about?
It's the fourth eye.
The fourth eye?
But, isn't it crazy that it's the fourth eye?
What are you talking about?
There's only one eye left.
Why is there only one eye left?
It's crazy.
What's the fourth eye?
Is it out?
Not yet.
Not yet?
Why do you say "kamehameha"?
What's wrong with you?
I told you to stroke the shrimp!
I'm sorry.
Do you eat vanilla ice cream?
I'm sorry.
Say it a lot!
I can't do it.
You can't be a director like that.
Stop it!
(Laughter)
At that time, they finally arrive at the exit to their destination and get off the highway.
Now, the story goes to the climax.
As they get off the highway, they hurry for a few minutes by car with the voice of "let's borrow a toilet at the location of the senior day".
And after this, they tell the target the truth of the senior day coming out by the most useless method ever!
The senior day has come out.
"Timeless" is going to the Dockery Grand Prix!
The three newcomers are going to participate in an emergency!
Tsuchihiro's host.
What's going to happen to them?!
And the unexpected miracle is...
Wait, wait, wait!
"Timeless Emergency Appearance Special"!
Look forward to it!
Now, the story goes to the climax.
They get off at high speed.
They decide to go to the bathroom in front of Senpai-D's location.
And they hurry to the bathroom by car.
And after that...
They tell the target the truth about Dai getting out of the car!
They tell him about it in the most useless way!
They get off at high speed.
And they drive towards their destination.
Wait, wait, wait!
Stop him! You can do it if you're determined!
Stop him!
It's not good outside, as expected!
It's not good outside, but it's not good inside, either!
It's really long!
Quickly!
Help me!
No, no, no!
Help me!
No, no, no!
You can do it, Shibata! You can do it!
How much longer do we have?
Not long! Not long!
Run!
No, it's fine!
Once they're released from the car, their worries about the planet also reach their peak.
And finally, they can see their destination.
But at that moment...
Here! Here!
Here, here, here!
Here!
Are you really okay?
Oh, I'm relieved!
You look like you're out of it!
Out of it?
No!
Huh?
Funny.
Are you serious?
Let's get out of the car.
Are you sure?
Why don't you say anything?
Taku turns around in a hurry.
He's out!
Are you serious?
Huh?
Let's get out of the car.
Excuse me?
Why don't you say anything?
Taku gets irritated by AJ Shibata who doesn't say anything.
Then, a strange shadow appears from behind.
What do you mean?
Huh?
There is a skinny tiger mask.
Come here.
And there...
Ah!
It's out!
What's this weird thing?
It's out!
It's a prank group, isn't it?
When I saw it, I thought, 'Ah!'
What?
Then, what's this guy?
What's out?
Tiger.
Tiger is out.
Tiger is out!
What are you doing?
Tiger!
What are you doing?
Are you stupid?
Tiger, you ate popcorn this morning, didn't you?
No, I didn't eat it. I was so hungry.
As soon as I didn't shit in the arena, I was hungry.
Let's do it. Don't worry about it in the middle of it. Hurry up, what's up with this guy?
"Hey, you can't be a D with that." "Of course not! Why would I do something like this? It's important."
"Why are you still doing it?" "The one who doesn't know the meaning of it is the one who looks up."
He doesn't know the meaning of it at all.
That's enough!
Hey, you can't be a D with that!
That's enough! You don't have to do it!
That's all for today's Diehard Prank!
But, you know, you guys are so kind.
"Shibata-chan, you have a lot of people in your agency." "Thank you."
Tacchan's kindness is absolutely sincere.
Besides, Shibata-chan, who has the same name as me,
Let's all do our best and look up in the end.
"That'd be great!" "Right?" "That's right."
"How about you, Fuma?" "Well, you know,"
there are times you want to go to the bathroom when you're in the car.
I think it'd be nice to do it with Kamehameha.
"I have a bad feeling about it." "No, no."
Because there are two eyes in Kamehameha,
"the one with the collarbone would be exciting." "It would be exciting."
"Which one should we do it with?" "That's true, that's true."
"No, you just said the fourth one!" "No, I didn't!"
"I want to do it in the summer vacation." "I really want to do it."
And we had to tell Matsumoto-san
about the end of Matsumoto-san's watch.
"Here's the flip." "What's this?"
"Matsumoto-san has this offer for you." "Offer?"
Can I?
I'm scared.
Here we go.
One, two, ta-da!
Odaiba Adventure King 2024
Nine...
Main characters!
Ten people decided!
I'm calling you, Masshaman.
I don't understand.
What do you mean?
Well, you're famous for being Odaiba's Adventure King.
Do you know?
I know.
"This year's..." "Fuji's..."
Most important character is...
Massaman!
Yes, Massaman is the main character of "Fuji TV Summer Festival Odaiba Adventure King 2024"!
No, he was chosen by his face!
This is amazing!
"Poster" "Poster" "Curry poster" "Curry poster"
It's rough, but it looks like this.
Who is this?
"Poster" and...
Yes, he is the main character.
Amazing!
"Massaman" and...
It's not me, right?
What is it?
It's not that I'm doing it without you.
Who is it?
It's Norman without me.
"Massaman"!
Are you okay?
"Massaman" is in the middle of "Poster"!
Wow!
But it's popular among children.
Yes, yes, yes!
There may be a live stage.
Then, can you sing the theme song?
No, I'm okay.
Can you sing "Timeless" for us?
No way!
"Timeless" is the latest song of "Massaman"!
It's a hard song!
But "Massaman" was born by me!
You can only sing "Marsin"!
Why me?
Sing it!
This guy is dangerous!
Whether "Fumer" will sing for us or not...
"Massaman" will play the main character!
"Summer Adventure" will start on Saturday, July 20th!
Please come and watch it!
I'd like to ask him about it.
You can think about it and get excited!
I'd like to think about it and get excited!
"Timeless Milk" at the zoo!
The target tries to drink milk at the ranch...
But for some reason, no matter how much he drinks...
The milk in the bottle doesn't decrease forever!
This is the city walker!
Who is it?
Good morning!
I'm the host, Inoue Sakura!
Ready, set, go!
Now, she's taking the first sip.
Go for it, Sakura-chan!
She's drinking while facing the audience.
Go for it!
Go for it, Sakura-chan!
Go for it!
Go for it, Inoue-san!
She did it!
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!
You're doing good! You're doing good!
She keeps drinking.
But the weird water in the bottle won't go away.
Just a little more!
You can do it! You can do it!
Swish, swish!
Ah, it won't go away!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
It came out, but...
Huh?
Go for it, Sakura-chan!
For some reason, it came out again.
Has she noticed something strange?
It came out all of a sudden.
All of a sudden...
I'm sorry!
What is this?
I'll take two.
No, no, no!
You're drinking too much!
And once again, the nice reaction of the prank legend!
While the target is trying to slip back...
The target falls into the hole he fell in.
You can do it!
He can do it!
He's...
Just a little bit of a side attack!
He's just a little bit of a side attack!
Just a little bit of a side attack!
And once again, his ankle is in...
You can do anything!
Nakagawa san
Nakagawa san.
It's been a while.
I wanted to see your face.
Guard!
Treat me well!
Same size as Megumi kun!
And once again, the moment when he crossed the limit with the power of oden.
During abs training, when he pushed himself to the limit and said "I can't get up any more",
if hot oden is inserted in his back, he can cross the limit and do it one more time, right?
Akira is already 49 years old, but he shows unsuitable fitness for his age.
I can't do it anymore.
I can't do it.
Now, he takes the limit in this hand and goes 100% beyond it.
But is Akira already at his limit?
Now, Akira crosses the limit with the power of oden.
Have I crossed the limit?
No, you haven't.
Do you want to do it one more time?
Yes, I do.
Let's do it.
Let's do it one more time.
But at the time, Taisho was...
It's not the back. It's not the back. It's the stomach!
I'm scared. I'm scared!
It's not the back! It's not the back! It's the stomach!
It's not the back!