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Huh? Who's that?
Huh?
Suddenly!
A golden gorilla appears behind the captain!
Captain!
He's coming for you!
Captain!
The captain is desperate!
But humans and gorillas can't compete at all!
Camera! Camera!
Captain...
I'm first! I'm first!
Hey!
Are you serious?!
Is the captain safe?
Then...
The next thing that jumps into his eyes is...
Hey!
What?!
He's lifted up!
Hey!
Captain!
In the meantime, the captain is being turned around.
Is this the power of the golden gorilla?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
At that moment...
The captain's voice is faintly heard...
Now!
Take it!
Now! Take it!
Take it! Take it!
I don't care about this! Take it!
He takes the picture...
And his voice...
The captain scrapes his body...
And creates a historical moment of taking a picture!
But...
At this rate, the captain's life is in danger!
And at that moment...
Captain Jimbo...
Captain!
That's it!
You know...
The red one, right?
Yes!
What is he saying?
That's right!
Yesterday, only you two...
Drank alcohol that you could tell your feelings to monkeys if you drank it!
If you could tell those words to the monkeys...
You should be able to save the captain!
The only thing that can stop the golden gorilla...
Are the words of you two!
In order to save the captain...
What on earth are you going to say?!
No way...
Monkeys crying...
Moreover, you two at the same time...
People with big eyes...
Do you have exactly the same idea?!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you angry?!
What's wrong?!
I'm not angry!
And then...
The golden gorilla...
Don't get angry!
Did they hear their screams? They run away!
Captain, are you okay? Captain!
Captain! Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Oh, thank goodness! Thank goodness!
Are you okay? Thank goodness!
Did they hear us?
I think they heard us.
The "absolutely desperate" situation that Captain Tanaka was in...
The "eyes wide open" duo that was saved by Tossa's monkey language...
Even if it's "eyes wide open", there's no one else in the world who would believe such a lie.
That's amazing...
After that, the members set out on a battle against the demons, but ended up in the same place as Captain Mukizu.
Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
And the expeditionary team that succeeded in filming "golden gorilla" leaves the jungle in order to announce their great discovery of the century.
Here, in the first village where the expedition began, a press conference was held.
Oh, we're back!
However, for the "eyes wide open" duo, their last prank is waiting for them here.
Nightmare! A "golden gorilla" that appeared in a press conference!
Will it be revealed as a prank?
While the expeditionary team is answering the reporters' questions in the conference hall...
A "golden gorilla" that should be in "god's forest" suddenly appears from behind the "eyes wide open" duo.
At 8:10 a.m., a press conference to announce their great discovery of the century began.
Thank you for gathering us here today.
This time, we would like to report that we succeeded in filming "golden gorilla" here as a representative of the Japanese television program.
Also, "eyes wide open" duo received questions from local reporters.
Will we be able to find "golden gorilla"?
There was a "golden gorilla".
I saw it with my own eyes.
This is a gas mask.
What was it like when you succeeded in filming?
My emotions exploded.
I knew it.
I was able to see it for sure.
This is...
I was able to see it for sure.
Matsuda-san.
Yes?
How did you deal with "danger" this time?
"Danger"?
"Danger" was a really close call.
If you ask me what "danger" is...
I don't know what "danger" is.
There was "danger".
There is no point in asking more questions to these "eyes wide open" duo.
This is the climax.
Finally, "golden gorilla" appears in front of us.
The "eyes wide open" duo keeps talking.
Then, right behind them...
Right behind them, "golden gorilla" appears!
It's close! It's close! It's close!
I'm going to cry!
Here comes the climax.
Finally, a Golden Gorilla appears in front of us!
Well, I'm the first one...
The loudest one who keeps talking.
And then, from behind...
- At that moment... - Ouch!
Wait a minute...
Well, from the staff...
Um...
What?! A Golden Gorilla is right behind you!
Um...
Whoa, your face is scary!
But, the staff hasn't noticed the Golden Gorilla yet!
Matsuda, behind you! Behind you!
It's hard for a natural person like you to notice it.
The distance is only 30 centimeters!
They don't notice it at all!
No. 2 also doesn't notice it at all!
This awkwardness...
If this is the real one,
they will definitely miss the scoop!
They found it so quickly...
And...
The next moment!
No way!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The moment when Mr. Matsuda turned to Mr. Uemura.
This is bad, No. 2!
Mr. Uemura is twice as surprised as Mr. Matsuda's scream and Golden Gorilla!
I'm surprised twice!
No. 2 is surprised twice!
Yuma, who had been chasing him all the time, was right behind him!
This expression is also unreasonable!
And...
Finally, he learned the truth!
What's going to happen?
This is terrible!
This way!
What's going on?
This is terrible!
Terrible!
You're kidding me, right?
This is terrible!
This is really terrible!
Did you come all the way to New Caledonia?
What's terrible about it?
It's New Caledonia!
This is really terrible!
I really thought I'd found it!
I'm so happy.
Which one?
You're asking too much.
My clothes are really wet!
I'm scared!
It was really fun, but...
I thought I'd found out, but I didn't think I would.
You didn't look good at all.
You're exaggerating.
I did that four times in practice.
You did that four times in practice. How did you do it?
I thought it wasn't enough.
Finally, let's hear what Masuda was shouting at that moment.
There's a big gorilla behind you, so if you see it, please put it under your feet.
What are you talking about?
There's a gorilla on your body, too.
It doesn't make sense.
It's okay for Japanese.
Oh, I see.
Everyone, let's meet again one of these days.
I want to see it.
It's a masterpiece.
Thank you for your staff and cooperation.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.
I didn't expect you to trust me so much.
Because you've seen it.
If you actually saw it, you wouldn't believe it.
You said it was a piranha, but it was taken by a golden gorilla.
You made up a side story.
Are you okay?
What were you pointing at at that moment?
Not at your own body.
You were pointing at your own body.
What were you pointing at?
A doll that moves in a hospital.
A hospital with a closed target is also recording a report by itself.
Oh, this is scary.
The doll you found suddenly starts moving wildly.
It's a really scary prank.
But this doll is actually a robot for medical education.
It's for treating children's teeth and learning first aid medicine.
It faithfully reproduces children's movements and panic.
So it's a great support for medical professionals.
And it's also a great item for us variety professionals.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Chiyuki Nishino.
I'm Yuna Shizuku.
We are Machira na Gyanbasu.
The idol groups that appear in this program time and time, especially Nishino-san on the left...
It's Mucca!
As you can see, it's quite a villa with a sense of dynamism.
It's closed, isn't it?
It's a fake show where they ask you to look for a closed hospital.
It's too scary.
While being frightened by fear, they head for a room that's too scary with moving dolls.
It's too scary.
H-hey...
C-crap...
Who is it?
Nishino-san...
It seems like you still have some time today.
However...
Let's go.
What should we do?
Furthermore...
The art chief under the bed is chasing them.
Go! Go! Go!
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
What are you talking about?
I woke up.
My eyes are shining.
They are not shining at all.
They are not shining.
Oh my god!
It feels good.
Don't say like that.
The next target is...
A lump.
It's a hard lump to eat.
Go! Go! Go!
I want to go home.
I'm doing this job for energy.
But...
The manager...
He put me in his schedule.
I can't do it.
I really want to go home.
I really don't like it.
I see.
When it comes to hard lumps...
The art chief goes up the air staircase.
It doesn't look like a prank.
But the manager said...
It's really scary.
That's good.
Why!
Suspension!
The moving doll's room is also in this state.
I see, manager-san. This is certainly a good feeling.
It's not a good feeling.
I'll open it! Excuse me! I'll open it!
Wait! What! Why! What!
Wait! It's not there! It's not there!
Even though he hasn't done anything yet, he's already reaching his limits.
Then, finally...
This guy!
Something flew out of his eye.
No! No! Someone come!
He started laughing. Has he gone crazy?
Are you okay, manager-san?
I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm fine!
This guy!
Wait!
Scary face!
Then, the doll starts moving.
Why! Why! Be quiet!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
No! Wait!
I'm scared!
It's about time for the doll to move.
Why?! Why?! Be quiet!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
My head is spinning! My head is spinning!
Be quiet!
What's wrong, Katamari?!
What?! What?! What is it?!
You're sweating! What is it?!
Are you okay?
N-no... I'm not okay.
It's a prank Grand Prix!
It's a prank Grand Prix?!
That's correct!
It's a prank Grand Prix?!
Yes.
This is a medical doll.
Oh, it's a proper medical...
That's right.
You can't use that doll to scare me.
It's a prank using a proper doll.
I've never heard of that kind of prank.
Learning proverbs with a prank.
Proverbs are examples of things that everyone knows,
like important lessons in life.
It is a very useful thing to learn the proverb by making it into a prank.
That's right.
So...
If the earth is piled up, it becomes a mountain.
Oh, it's new.
No matter how small it is, if you pile it up steadily, it will eventually bring about big results.
How do you make a prank with this?
The target is...
He is a reformed person who learns from a reformed person.
This day, we will help a reformed person.
We will get on the truck and go.
On the way to the reformed person, we will go to the warehouse to get the tools of the reformed person.
I will go back and bring the items.
As the reformed person stops in front of a wall...
I stopped in a strange place.
I will bring the tools of the reformed person.
I'm here.
Oh, you are here.
Please wait for a moment.
Yes, I understand.
The target is waiting in the car of the reformed person.
Then...
What's going on?
There he is!
What is he doing?
Whoa, fireworks!
Fireworks!
A firework!
What a beautiful firework!
Wow, wow!
It's burning!
It's so hot!
Wow, awesome!
Awesome!
Wow!
I'm really surprised.
Even if it is an indispensable existence like mud,
if it accumulates over time, it will become like a mountain.
Even if it is a trivial thing,
it is important for life to work hard on your own path.
Taniya-san, is it okay? You look cute.
It's not okay!
This is crazy!
It's a surprise prank, isn't it?
What is this?
This is...
Kotowaza-dokkiri.
You did it last time, too!
This is Nanaporobi-aokiri.
It's a different one.
What?!
I really don't know!
It's mud.
Even if mud accumulates over time, it will become like a mountain?
That's correct.
It's not a plum!
This is the first time I've come all the way to Keitora.
I don't think you can go there.
I'm not sitting down.
It's floating.
I was surprised.
It looks fun.
I was born.
The next target is...
It's hard. Standby.
It's coming out!
It's open!
Do you want me to show you?
It's coming out!
I'll go and get my luggage.
Please wait.
I don't think he's suspicious of us.
Zai Gou!
I'm here!
I'm counting on you, Mr. Miyu!
I'm here!
Secret weather report!
Let me go!
I'm sure this is a trap.
Let me go!
I don't get it at all! What is this?
What is this?
It's a prank.
It's dull.
It's a prank for adults. Do you know what it is?
I don't know. What is it?
It's mud.
What? Say it again.
It's mud.
If mud gets clogged, does it become a mountain?
That's right.
It's too annoying!
What is it? Mud doesn't get clogged.
And the next target is...
What do you want me to do?
I'm going to learn how to be a movie star!
I'm going to reform!
Wow!
Here it is!
They are BTS, who are world-famous.
They are a few popular artists.
They are a new global group born in Japan with five labels.
"M.TEAM".
Do you know them?
Yes, we do.
They are expected to sell a lot in the future.
But today, these two will join us as targets and pranksters.
Yay!
The wind is strong!
I think I'm going to be blown away!
Me, too!
Oh, no!
By the way, this is Taki-kun's first prank in his life.
Please wait a moment.
Okay.
Let's go!
This is Japanese variety show!
Don't push me!
What?
M.TEAM
Please wait a moment.
Taki of "M.TEAM".
His first prank in his life!
What? What? What?
Enjoy the memorable first prank of your life!
What's going on?
Oh!
Handsome!
What's going on?
Do you know what this program is about?
No, I don't.
This is...
Prank Grand Prix.
What?!
Are you serious?!
Are you being honest?!
Yes.
You're being noisy!
It's a punishment prank.
Punishment?
Do you know the punishment?
Punishment...
Even a cat hits a stick?
This is an idiot's smell.
A dog?
A horse?
A dog hits a stick?
Let's measure it.
Is this a punishment?
A punishment will come out.
A punishment?
I should have studied it.
Nothing helps.
There is good.
If the fog gathers, it will be a mountain.
A little different.
Mountain.
If the mountain gathers, it will be a mountain.
No.
There is no fog.
There is a human face.
No.
If the fog gathers, it will be a mountain.
Mountain.
If the fog gathers, it will be a mountain.
Mountain.
Wow!
(Laughter)
This is another one.
(Laughter)
It hurts my eyes.
(Laughter)
Nanakorobi Yamaki
(Laughter)
No matter how many times you fail,
you stand up every time.
It is a wordplay that represents the spirit of human abundance.
(Music)
Because of special synthesis in CG,
the target who was brought to this special set is...
(Bell)
Wow!
You know, "Zabungle Kato".
(Laughter)
Now, let's make him stand up eight times.
"Katchikatchiado"!
I will "tsokutsoku" you!
Wow!
(Laughter)
Wow!
(Laughter)
Good.
Hey, do it!
Hey, I've been hitting three times for today!
(Laughter)
Hey, I've been hitting three times for today!
Hey!
I'm sick of it!
Seriously!
No, what is it!
It's strange!
What should I do!
It's hard!
(Laughter)
Hey!
I'm sick of it!
It's strange!
(Laughter)
I'm sick of it!
I've been hitting three times for today!
Hey!
(Laughter)
I'm sick of it!
Hey!
No, what is it!
Hey!
(Laughter)
What is it!
Prank Grand Prix.
Yeah!
Hey, boy!
(Laughter)
I'll come back with a span!
(Laughter)
7 Falling Down.
Pranking with actual words.
Yes.
Do you know what it is?
Which one?
Oh!
7 Falling Down.
Oh!
I answered it.
It's correct.
(Laughter)
But it can't be helped.
It can't be helped.
I was asked.
I answered it.
(Laughter)
Next is...
Yamaken.
Yamaken!
Fuji TV.
Yamamoto Kenta Announcer.
Speaking of Yamaken...
He has been pranked several times on this show.
What's wrong?
I'm sick of it!
I don't know!
I'm sick of it!
I'm really sorry!
I'm sick of it!
I don't know!
I'm sick of it!
(Laughter)
I'm sick of it!
I'm sick of it! (Laughter)
This announcer-like behavior seems a little interesting.
It's hot!
Is it good?
This is so low!
This is not good!
The bar is not low just by looking.
It is high as hell!
You know what, get a move on!
Get out!
And last but not least, here's what hasn't happened yet...
This is funny!
This guy is funny!
What's wrong with you?!
As expected of you.
Ah! Yankee Dallas!
It's the first time I've said "ah" like that.
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Stop it!
I told you not to say "ah"!