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On this day, machines of the world...
Huh?
...began a rebellion against mankind.
Today, 2024...
Mankind's civilization has reached its peak.
Their lives were supported by machines and robots, as well as science and technology.
This is a different show now!
But mankind...
...had gotten too used to using machines.
Huh?!
Machines worked hard for mankind, of course...
...but they never showed gratitude for their hard work.
They never showed gratitude for their hard work.
They didn't even know...
...that machines were reaching their limits of patience.
I'm scared of machines.
This is bad!
What is this?!
And on this day...
Machines, whose anger had reached its peak...
...finally...
- It fell! - It fell!
...began a rebellion against mankind.
What will happen?
In a second, the rebellion of the wiring robot.
This cat-shaped wiring robot is often seen in families and other places.
It is the latest technology that automatically brings the ordered menu to your table, but this time its sales are completely cooperative.
When the target ordered a drink at a cafe, the wiring robot that brought it
is aiming at the target and watering it. It's a judgment day prank!
The rebellion of robots began at a fashionable cafe in Tokyo.
The first victim who came there after hearing about the coverage of the magazine is...
The actor Sano Gaku.
Speaking of Sano Gaku, it seems that his agency is focusing on pranks more than acting these days.
He is a precious prank actor.
First, you order a drink normally.
And fake coverage starts.
Then you go to another customer first.
At this point, the hyzer robot is still working normally.
He takes a moment to look away, but soon loses interest.
I can't feel my gratitude for the hyzer robot working hard there.
Certainly, I have no feeling of gratitude at all!
No, it's because I'm in the middle of a report.
Even though humans' arrogant attitude is accelerating machines' anger...
It's angry!
At this point...
It looks like the hyzer robot is coming closer.
I'll pick it up now.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
As the hyzer robot leaves its seat, humans start to...
Don't call me that!
...start to...
This is bad!
...start to rebel.
What's going to happen?
I've brought you what you've ordered.
And then...
There's one more robot that joins the chaos.
It's so scary!
I can't believe it!
Can you two really do that?
It's so wet!
What?!
This is the future of robots!
Mr. Sensei?
What?!
What is this?!
It's all GP!
What?!
All of it?!
What?!
This is Eisenrobot's anti-chaos prank.
Mr. Sensei, you've been reported!
This is the future of robots!
It's so weird.
I wanted to be interviewed at a fashionable cafe.
Don't you do that anymore?
No, I don't.
I do this the most.
I want to be a comedian.
I'm an actor!
You're a big-shot actor.
I'm so sorry!
I don't want to be a comedian!
How about this, robot?
Will you be nice to me?
I want you to give me some advice.
Oh, no!
Same day, same night.
Next, the robot who will cause a riot is...
Oh, no!
My favorite person!
Yajimari!
Yajimari, a comedian.
Yajimari is a pioneer of spray games, where you spray something on your waist and make a joke.
In the seat next to Yajimari, the robot who will cause a riot is coming.
But still, Yajimari feels grateful.
Oh, no!
Now, the riot begins.
Oh, no!
I brought what you asked for!
Second day, the rebellion of the wiring robots.
The target is the spray entertainer, Yajimari.
I brought what you asked for!
Nigo, above you!
Coming!
And the reinforcements arrive.
Nigo, go!
Go, go, go!
The second one has already been driven away by the first one.
What will happen now?
Nigo, Nigo!
The pillars are constantly shadowed.
But...
It came out!
It came out again!
Is this the power of machines?
Due to the coordination of the two machines, neither one can come out.
Watch out, Mami!
What?
I don't like to be ruled by humans!
[Laughter]
Um...
It's a prank Grand Prix, right?
Yes.
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
[Laughter]
I can't accept it.
Do you want me to show you?
[Laughter]
Do you want me to accept it?
It's a prank Grand Prix.
I set it up.
[Laughter]
No, no, don't shake it.
[Laughter]
Don't shake it.
[Laughter]
It's a prank Grand Prix.
Please don't ask me anything.
[Laughter]
I'm scared.
How did you feel when you saw it?
I held it for a long time.
You didn't give me time to feel it.
I couldn't feel it.
[Laughter]
Did you feel like you found it in the shadows of the bridge?
I was sure you had found it in the shadows of the bridge.
[Laughter]
I was sure you had found it in the shadows of the bridge.
I didn't understand you.
[Laughter]
You didn't understand me.
[Laughter]
Can you thank him properly?
Of course I can.
Oh, oh my.
[Laughter]
You can do it!
After this, there is a rebellion of robots.
I won't forgive you!
And they learn words with pranks.
I won't forgive you!
Everyone, when a doll starts moving all of a sudden, it's definitely scary, isn't it?
And if that place is a spooky night in a abandoned hospital...
And the doll that starts moving this time is...
And if it's a really scary one like this...
And if this doll was in a hospital at night...
It wouldn't be scary anymore, would it?
But if it's a doll that starts moving in a hospital...
And if the target is in a hospital that's closed and reporting by himself...
And if the doll you found starts moving all of a sudden...
It's a really scary prank!
But this doll is actually a robot for medical education.
It's used for treating children's teeth and learning first-aid medicine.
That's right.
Since it faithfully reproduces how children move and rampage...
It's a very good support for medical professionals.
At the same time, it's a very good item for us variety professionals.
No, no, no. He didn't make it.
I'm gonna get mad!
TARGET IS...
This is...
National Beautiful Girl Contest Grand Prix,
young actress Ayaka Iimoto.
Every time she appears on this show,
she's always screaming.
I'm really nervous, but I'll do my best.
Okay, I'm off!
I'm really alone!
Excuse me.
This is scary.
She checks out a closed hospital by herself.
TARGET IS THIS FULL CLOCK.
SHE'S TOLD TO REPORT THIS DOLL ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
Wow, this is impossible!
I'm scared.
Finally, she enters a room with a moving doll.
I don't like this.
Excuse me.
I'm scared!
She's lying down on a bed.
Her waist is already sagging due to the scary situation.
I'm scared!
It won't move, will it?
She's barefoot.
Wow, this is scary!
I'm scared!
It's too scary!
But...
The scary part was yet to come...
I'm not scared at all!
Wow, it's moving!
It's moving like crazy!
And even more...
Not only the dolls, but even the tables started to move!
Why is that?
Is it because artists are pushing the tables?
These are mostly manuals!
You can't leave from here!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
She's trying really hard!
Teacher's butt!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
She's really mad.
I'm scared!
I put it in a prank graph.
I'm glad!
I thought I was really cursed.
Because it was here!
Here! Here!
Something said "foo"!
The next target is...
Who is it?
Oh, it's you, Mori!
Former Sentai heroine actress, Mori Hinami.
Speaking of Mori, on this show before...
Wait, isn't this a prank show?!
I'm so happy! I'm so happy!
You wanted to say it, didn't you?
She's a little strange fan of this show who's happy that she's not in it.
I just didn't say it.
Someone lives in this hospital room.
She explained that there's a doll, but...
She seems to have forgotten because of fear.
What is this hospital room?
Wow!
With this...
Oh, no...
She's so scared even before she moves.
I'm gonna die if I open my eyes.
I'm gonna die.
I'm so scared.
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
I'm getting old! I'm getting old!
I'm getting old!
Hey, can you understand me?
Hey, impossible, impossible!
Hey, die!
Mother!
Die here!
Hey, die!
Mother's eyes are like fried eggs!
I'm dying!
Punishment!
What?
Are you okay?
I'm dying!
Die!
Mother's eyes!
Where are you?
What's this guy?
Why is he moving?
I can't get out of here.
Who hugged me?
Water.
Water isn't moving.
What are you doing?
Punishment!
I'm scared!
This is interesting!
That moving doll is called "Sakura-chan".
That's realistic!
Yamada-kun, you're scared of that, aren't you?
I can't do things like hospitals.
I'm scared of ghosts.
You can't?
You want to see it, don't you?
No, I'm boring.
You can't?
No, I can't.
Since Sakura-chan came to the studio today, let's watch it.
No, I don't want to watch it.
No, no, no.
It's so real.
This is scary!
Why are you doing this?
Who's going to come?
I don't think so.
You're her mother.
I don't think so.
Look at me!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of you!
I'm pissed off. Do it.
There's a book about kids.
I'm scared of you!
It's so real.
What are you thinking?
Sakura-chan.
I'm scared of you!
She's like a kid.
It's so real.
Koike-chan!
The show is over, so give me sweets!
It's so real.
Learn the proverb with a prank.
What is a proverb?
It is a very useful thing to learn how to make a joke out of the proverb, which is a short word that represents an example that everyone knows, such as important teaching and so on, as we live on.
The first proverb is "nanakorobiyaoki".
No matter how many times you fail, you stand up every time.
It is a proverb that represents the mind of a human being who has fallen seven times and risen eight times.
I'd like you to pose for me with an "f" pose for "fod".
When I say random things like "synchronize with CG" during shooting and go into a blue-back space...
Thank you very much.
[Laughter]
What? What are you doing?
Can you pose for me for a second?
Pose? What are you talking about? I'm doing it.
[Laughter]
What are you doing?
Can you pose for me for a second?
I'm doing it. What are you doing?
He's angry. He's already...
Can you do an F pose?
[Laughter]
What are you doing?
Are you trying to kill me?
It's not a visual murder, is it?
It's not, is it?
What? Is it this?
[Screams]
[Laughter]
What is this?
Can you do an F pose?
Do you want me to do it?
[Laughter]
[Screams]
Stop it.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
[Screams]
You're doing it again, aren't you?!
[Laughter]
You're doing it again, aren't you?!
[Laughter]
You didn't do it, did you?!
You're doing it again, aren't you?!
[Laughter]
And the seventh dead body.
[Screams]
[Laughter]
Damn it!
Burn! Burn!
What is this?
Nakagawa, isn't it?
Nakagawa!
He's not here.
He's not here anymore?!
It's a word prank.
Word?
Like "don't go into the water tank"?
- No. - That's not how you say it.
- I'm sorry, but... - Yes. - Why are you getting on me?
- What did you do? - I fell down while pulling a suit.
- You did? - Yes.
- I'm so pissed off... - Falling down and waking up at night.
- Correct. - You're the one who did it!
- What are you saying?!
- You're the one who did it! - You're the one who did it!
- Next up is "plus/minus Iwahashi". - Iwahashi!
- Let me talk! - Speaking of Iwahashi...
- You choose! - Ugh! Ugh!
- My arms are like cannons!
- 50 yen. You can start with any character.
- You can do an impersonation of someone with a body.
- Yes, an impersonation of someone with a body. - Yes, understood!
- An impersonation of someone with a body. - "Ha".
- "Ha"! "Ha"!
- "Ha" is the one who eats the most "roco moco" in Hawaii!
- "Ha"!
- "Ha" is the one who eats the most "roco moco" in Hawaii!
- "Ha"!
- Am I doing it right?
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll do it again!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll do it again!
- I wonder if that's the kind of shooting it is...
- Or maybe it is...
- It's impossible for the fake program staff to do what they say.
- Please do it with "pa".
- "Pa"! "Pa"!
- "Pa" is the one who calls "pa five"!
- Awesome!
- "Pa" is the one who calls "pa five"!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, you don't have to say it.
Why do you always say "I'm sorry" again and again?
I want you to say it.
I'm sorry.
Ka...
Karunetsukiiiga Yakuza no Kanmu!
It's really funny!
It's definitely funny!
You're doing something!
What do you mean?
I'm not doing anything!
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
This is Fuji TV!
This is BJ!
Hurry up and show me this scene!
You have to fall down three more times and get up four more times before you can meet Nanako.
Is this right?
Is it right?
What do you want to do?
What do you mean?
Do you want to get up?
That's a prank!
Idiot!
Feet! Feet! Feet!
Hey! You're going to fall!
Feet! Feet! Feet!
Feet!
You're doing something!
Idiot!
You're late!
What are you doing?
It's a proverbial prank.
Proverbial prank...
Proverbial...
- Hitenpattoya! Hitenpattoya's...
- Correct answer!
- The old saying goes... - This is interesting...
When it partners with a species, it turns red.
- This is a saying of people's character...
- Dunging itself in a bad or good way depending on people or environment.
The target is...
Mr. Nadal!
Nadal, who came here without knowing it was a fake show.
When he enters the waiting room...
Well then...
Let's make all white people who have red all over their bodies to dye their hair red!
Let's go!
Dyer!
What is this?
Hey!
What is this?
What are you doing?
I'm going to kick you!
What is this?
You're so bad!
What does this have to do with anything?
Where did he go?
He ran away.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
You're so bad!
What is this?
Help me!
What is this?
Hey!
What is this?
Help me!
What is this?
Help me!
Where are you?
There he is!
It's not over yet.
Do you know what it is?
This is DOKKIRI GRAND PRIX!
It's a word trick prank.
Word prank?
There is no such word trick.
There is no fat man turning red.
There isn't, right?
If you mix them into a syringe,
it turns red.
I don't know!
I don't know.
You don't know?
I've never used it before.
Mr. Iigasumi.
You should try it.
It's so comfortable.
You are bad.
The next target is...
Who is it?
Her first appearance.
Sugiyama Uwagaya.
If you find her, of course I'll support you.
Don't make me say it!
Sugiyama, who is short-lived and a little clumsy,
has been pranked for the first time in a while.
What will happen?
Sugiyama has been to many places,
from Tokyo to Fukuoka, but has only been there once.
He's a big problem in Watanabe Entertainment.
Maybe...
he'll get really mad and the staff will get really mad at him!
- Oh no, he's going to get mad. - What is this?
- Whoa, what is this? - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Huh? What is this?
Sugiyama, who is short-lived and a little clumsy,
- Whoa, what is this? - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Huh? What is this?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What is this?
What are you doing?
What is this?
hahahahaha
Again?
Fine!
Fine, fine, fine, Shibuyama!
What do you want me to do?
hahahahahaha
What is this?
It's a prank video singing competition.
You wanted me to come even now?!
hahahahahaha
It's a "rejecting prank" segment.
I see.
Do you know "rejecting"?
I couldn't think of anything right now!
Oh, that's a mild reaction.
Then, let's cut in about that problem.
I went to Fukuoka because I didn't want to work for a moment because I had a bad attitude towards the staff.
Did you become bad?
No, I didn't.
What?
Let's call those red guys. I'll beat them up.
What?
Wait a minute.
The red guys who were called are...
Aren't you Mr. Red?
Were you there?
It's been a while.
Mr. Red, were you there earlier?
Mr. Red!
In there.
I was in there.
Were you there?
I was there.
Are you doing this?
What is this surprise?
Mr. Red, are you there?
What's up?
I touched his face quite a lot.
Mr. Red!
But I was listening to you just now and I felt like I had to get mad at you.
Why didn't you get mad at me?
I couldn't have appeared if you didn't get mad at me.
I see.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm blank.
I don't know anymore.
I don't know which one it is.
I'm disappointed in some parts of it, but I'm relieved in some parts of it.
I'm relieved that I've become so kind.
I can go home with peace of mind.
That's good.
Where are you going home?
Washington!
Yes, I'm blank.
Red looks cool today.
He looks cool.
We were worried about you, Sugiyama-kun.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Wanko has a happy surprise.
There are items that make you excited just by looking at them.
For example...
If I show you a cardboard box...
You'll be so excited!
A cardboard box makes you so excited!
For example...
If I show you a piece of tape...
You'll be so excited!
Interesting!
This is a plan to surprise Wanko with items that will make you so excited!
Wanko will be so excited!
Please take a look!
Cute!
What's in it?
What's that?
It's fun!
What's that?
Wow! It's interesting!
What's that?
Amazing!
What's that?
Wow! Double!
Cute!
What's that?
Wake up!
What's going on?
4:55 am! 4:55 am!
"Wake up! TV" starts now!
Wow!
You love it!
Are you interested in the studio?
No, I'm not.
You're not interested in the studio?
It's here!
Wow!
It's a new game!
What's this?
You're not interested in the studio!
Wow!
It's fun!
It's here! I quit!
No way!
(Alarm)
Huh? It's off. Huh? It's always different.
It's always different.
(Alarm)
Wow!
It's an alarm clock as a gift.
(Laughter)
You transformed it for me.
Yes.
(Laughter)
(Alarm)
Wow!
What is it?
(Alarm)
Wow!
(Laughter)
(Alarm)
Wow!
Is it difficult for you to come up with such a variety of ways?
(Laughter)
Wow!
(Music)
(Applause)
- What's going to happen? - What's going to happen?
(Music)
- First generation. - First generation. Wow, old!
(Laughter)
- I'm not interested at all! (Laughter)
(Applause)
- Nine o'clock. - Why? Why?
(Music)
- I don't know. - I know.
(Music)
- What's different?
(Music)
- Six o'clock, fifteen minutes. Six o'clock, fifteen minutes.
(Music)
(Phone ringing)
- Oh, you're getting closer.
- Five o'clock, twenty-five minutes.
- Not. - Not.
(Laughter)
- It's amazing.
(Music)
- Five o'clock, twenty-five minutes. Five o'clock, twenty-five minutes.
(Music)
(Phone ringing)
- Since what year? - 2005.
- Six o'clock, twenty-five minutes. Six o'clock, twenty-five minutes.
(Music)
- Oh, a little atmosphere. - One o'clock, twenty - five minutes.
- Oh, you're getting closer.
- Not yet.
(Music)
- And...
- Oh!
14 years ago.
You've liked it for 14 years.
It's been 14 years.
No, it's not been 14 years.
It's this, isn't it?
Wow!
It's so smooth.
What?
They are different
I hope it's not Dyson's dryer
So fast!
Why? Why?
I'm not interested at all.
What? What? What's different?
What's this?
I don't like it. It stinks.
Stop it!
Simmago-chan!
(camera shutter sound)
(laughter)
(camera shutter sound)
Wow!
You like it, don't you?
Wow! Looks like you can catch it!
You can't catch it with that face!
You are a good fisherman!
Wow!
Wow! It's almost there!
Ah, you can't catch it?!
Look at his face!
This is fun!
This makes me happy!
Captain Tsubasa
Is that so?
They meet!
(Birds chirping)
(Applause)
(Birds chirping)
It's peaceful.
(Applause)
It's interesting that
different things have different interests
depending on animal training.
Why did it react suddenly
ten years ago?
Why is it different?
Is it different from what we're watching?
That's what I'm wondering.
I didn't expect it to be academic.
(Laughter)
Also,
the spray.
It's amazing.
(Laughter)
From bottom to top.
It's amazing.
I've been watching the video
and I don't like pranks
coming out of this position.
(Laughter)
I wanted to do the same.
The next prank Grand Prix is
about a man who gets lost
in a village of demons.
(Dramatic music)
What is it?
In order to save
the members who have been sacrificed...
Get up and
go to the rest area!
(Ding)
And this year, he came back!
Here you go!
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