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Kuku has appeared!
Kuku's 7 rounds.
7x1=1, 7x14=7, 7x3=25, 7x4=28...
It's a tie!
Kuku is a man of few words!
If you lose, you get a counter-punch!
Will he win for the first time in his worst match with Chio Club?!
"Dockering Grand Prix"!
After 5 years of breakthrough, Kamenashi-san's emergency participation!
"Unforgivable Special"!
Today, we have Kamenashi Kazuya-san with us!
Thank you for coming!
It's refreshing.
It's a shame we can't see your sharp shoes from the table.
Wait a minute.
I'm not sharp at all.
You've gotten rounder recently.
My favorite...
It's not recent.
I'm 37 years old.
You're 37 years old.
I'm 15 years older than you.
I love that sharp look you had back then.
Wait a minute.
Your face is...
What's wrong with you?
It's not like that.
What?
What's wrong with you?
I don't want to see Kamenashi-kun.
Can you stop?
You don't have much connection with him.
How long have you been his senior?
About 10 years.
He's a senior.
He's above the clouds.
So, what should we do?
You're going to get better?
No, I'm not going to get better.
You're going to get better.
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I've tried making it a new one without sugar.
Without sugar?!
No, sugar-free.
Instant freezing! No sugar lemon!
No, sugar-free.
Suntory.
Someone who hasn't had an octopus pie yet.
Yes.
Someone who's really curious.
Yes.
Even though it tastes like that!
Suntory?
Suntory.
Yes. Octopus pie, yes.
A dad suddenly takes on the dodgeball challenge!
While his family is out playing on their days off...
His dad calls out to a family that seems to have a good sense of sportsmanship...
And suddenly, his dad decides to take on the dodgeball challenge!
If he wins, he gets toys for his children!
But if he loses...
His dad goes crazy!
And the one who takes on such a terrifying game is...
Here it comes!
I am the devil, Memphis!
Isn't it?!
Oh my, it's different from the usual Memphis.
It was supposed to be Abareru-kun...
Abareru-kun?!
But who is this?!
Who is it?
I really love this show.
I've been watching it from the first episode!
Dad, isn't Mephisto's kanji different from usual?
Yeah, this Mephisto is like Yama Kenko and Yamamoto Kenta announcer, isn't he?
Who's there?!
He's a super pure guy who's been pranked many times in this show.
Apparently, Avareru was called from hell because he was busy during school festival season.
I see.
How can I say...
He's a father who works hard for his children.
And then there's this family love.
This time, too, dads with various characteristics will challenge the strongest dodgeball kids!
After being asked for a cute interview and brought to the studio for the first time,
Daisuke's family has come from Toyosu to play.
But...
The one who will challenge is...
Dad!
I know, I know, I know.
You know?
He looks like a dodgeball player.
Oh, you found out.
Apparently, he found out.
It can't be helped. Let's ask Mephisto to challenge.
But...
That's different from usual.
That's Avareru's country.
Fuji TV announcer Yamamoto Kenta's country.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
And this time...
Dad!
The strongest dodgeball kids who will challenge are...
The king of Kanagawa Prefecture, Team Mogurajima.
Their skills are real.
If they can run away from them for one minute, they can get toys that will catch their hearts.
Dad, what's your sports history like?
When I was in college, I used a frisbee called "ultimate".
"Ultimate"?
Yes.
Dad, what's "ultimate"?
"Ultimate" is a sport like "ameft" where you use a frisbee.
It's called "ultimate" because you need all kinds of physical abilities.
Are you confident?
Yes, I'm very confident.
Why?
I've seen it a lot on TV.
Why can't you do it?
You're strong.
You're usually in elementary school.
No matter how you think about it, you can't hit it.
I wonder if you can do it.
Do it! Do it!
Do you know that it's too embarrassing if you don't win if you say it like that?
Do your best! Do your best!
No matter what kind of manga or drama it is, if you say something like that, you're bound to lose.
Look, even elementary school students are getting angry.
Stop saying it like that!
But on the other hand, if you win with this, you're a hero.
Do your best for the children!
I'm happy.
Which one is the challenge?
Start!
Go for it!
Fast!
4 seconds left!
Fast!
Huh?
This ultimate tosser already hit the ball.
No matter how many times I think about it, it doesn't hit.
I think I can catch it.
No way!
Just now, in front of the girls,
your dad gave them quite a scolding.
This is so embarrassing!
Dad...
You seem happy.
Dad, you can do it!
Calm down, calm down.
Momura-jima is strong!
Dad, are you okay?
Dad, you said too much.
Will it end like this?
Still more, still more!
Dad, you can do it!
Run away, run away!
You can do it! Go to the corner.
It's dangerous!
You're coming out from there.
Go! Go!
- Oh, wow! - That's it!
OK!
Ultimate collapse!
- After coming here, she finally takes a cautious step - Good!
- and dodges the ball! - OK!
- Yes! - Cute!
- Can she do it? - You can do it!
- 10 seconds left!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Collapse! - Collapse!
- Why?! - Why?!
She couldn't move as much as I thought
What should I do?!
Dad, even though you hit it, it was close
That's right
It was really embarrassing until the two-out
But you managed to get it back
Anyway, Dad
I'm supporting this Dyname Fist
but it's a devil, right?
What is he doing with his head like that?!
I had a lot of confidence in you in the beginning of the opening.
How is it now?
Well, it's more difficult than I expected.
This is serious.
This is amazing.
Good, good, good.
His cute smile is back.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Sudden dodgeball challenge!
The next family is...
A big daddy family with four wives.
What a cute son!
Dad, what have you been doing in sports?
I used to play soccer.
How much did you play?
Well, since the first grade of elementary school...
His voice is so small.
How about recently?
I play soccer a little less now.
His voice is so small.
He doesn't look very happy.
What kind of strategy did you use to escape for one minute?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?!
I have no choice but to do it.
This dad is very down-to-earth.
The big daddy family is in trouble.
I'm worried about his lack of spirit.
Let's say a word of encouragement to your dad.
One, two...
You can do it!
Dad!
What happened, dad?!
Super Rotation Papa VS The Strongest Dodgeball Kids
Could it be...
Believe it or not, I don't think you can give up at all.
There are four of you, so I'm sure you'll do your best.
I'm counting on you, so cheer up and try it, dad.
Okay, let's do this! Dodgeball Challenge, start!
- Run! - You can do it!
- Alright! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
Dad, isn't he...
- A little too slow? - Isn't he...
It's like he's trying to dodge it with minimal action.
Could this move be...
Kitaro!
This dad might be doing something crazy!
Something crazy?
What is it, dad?
I don't think this dad is in a low tension state!
He doesn't even care about his own existence!
He's erasing his existence!
Don't ignore me!
Erasing his existence?
Why would he do that?
Erasing his existence will make it harder for him to hit the ball!
Is there such a technology?
What kind of interpretation is that?
That's the truth! Look!
The kids' balls don't go to their dads!
No, they don't!
You guys!
Oh, you're right!
That's why it's always been quiet.
It's not like that, Dad!
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At the end of the year...
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To everyone who worked hard at work and studied hard...
Cheers Barel!
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Ugh, it's cold...
Be patient!
Ta-dah!
What is it?!
Is it you?!
It's Uncle Chichinpenpen!
Whoa, it's cold!
Be patient, okay?
Recently, things are expensive,
so you should save heat.
In the past, with this...
Communications are expensive, too...
Uncle Chichinpenpen!
If you shop,
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That's a good story!
There is such a thing!
Such a profitable plan!
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I'm sure this dad
is not low-tensioned.
Huh?
He's saving his presence
and erasing his damage.
Stop it!
Disappear! Disappear, dad!
Oh no!
[laughing]
[screaming]
- Stop! - Get out of it!
- Come on! - Get out of it!
Get out of it! All of you!
- This is bad! - Come on!
Get out of it!
- Go! - Whoa!
- You're not done! - Get out of the way!
- Get out of the way!
- Stop! - Get out of it!
- You got it! - You got it!
Get out of it!
[laughing]
Dad, you're right about Busbus, but what does "erase presence" mean?
Kitaro, don't worry about the details.
Now I can clearly see myself.
It was a stealth operation to reduce presence, but it was caught up in a two-out.
Will they be able to get back up from here?
And then, Dad...
Why did you disappear just now?!
His tension is even lower.
You should be in front of me!
You're so cool!
Dad, you're so cool!
No, no, no!
How, Dad...
How do you think you can get back up now?
Catch!
Oh! Good catch!
Catch!
Catch is good!
How's my catch?
Catch...
Now, the tempo is a bit low.
Dad, can you make it?
Ready...
Start!
- You can do it! - Go!
Go! Go!
- Go, go, go, go! - You can do it!
- Go!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
The kids try to keep up with their dad...
- turning them around left and right... - No, I can see you!
I can see you!
Team, team, you can do it!
Be careful!
Go! Go!
Yes!
Goal!
It's not because it disappeared!
It's because it disappeared!
Dad, this dad succeeded!
It doesn't matter anymore whether his strategy was to erase the presence or not!
Look at him!
Even if he wins, he is not excited at all!
He is determined!
Goal! Goal!
Goal!
Dad, how was it?
It was high!
Goal! Goal!
Even if he succeeds, he is not happy!
It's a long story.
Stenso's father succeeded!
What about his family?
If my father succeeds, I will give him this toy.
It's not finished yet!
Noriyuki's family has a six-year-old daughter.
But, this father, in fact...
By the way, what is your age?
Do I have to say it?
Yes.
I am 58 years old.
58 years old?!
Yes.
I was born in the first month of the first year of elementary school.
Because you look like an old man.
I can't see it.
You are young.
Yes.
When I was in elementary school, I was called "dodgeball king."
I am confident in dodgeball.
It's not a joke.
Please look forward to it.
Yes, please look forward to it.
Dad, has anyone challenged dodgeball at the age of 58 years old?
No, it's the first time.
But, speaking of 58 years old...
It's the same age as Megumin in the studio!
Can a 58-year-old dad dodgeball?
Now, the youngest!
Family idiotic dodgeball king challenges for his daughter!
Go for it!
King Toyado...
It's a story from half a century ago.
You can't move in the same way now.
But, I will still win!
My daughter...
Burn your father's courage in your eyes!
King!
King's camera!
It's a good picture, isn't it?
Let's get started!
Dodgeball Challenge!
Start!
Dad, is it possible for a 58-year-old man like you to move like this?
Wow, this dad is amazing!
Kitaro, imagine yourself at the same age as Megumi and watch it one more time!
I can't believe it!
Imagine Megumi!
Imagine Megumi...
I got it!
I'll try it!
I have a bad feeling about this!
I can't see it!
I know what you mean!
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It's great that you can go anywhere!
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This is a new one, for life.
I think we should go on a new life, too.
What?
It's been seven years! A renewal! A life game!
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I don't care about acne anymore.
I've been feeling good lately.
Is it because of this guy?
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But you have it!
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Kitaro!
While imagining yourself at the same age as Megumi,
look at it one more time!
I can't believe it!
Megumi-san's appearance...
I understand!
I'll try it!
I have a bad feeling!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Are you okay?
Put your hands up!
I can't do it!
Break down for a moment! Break down for a moment!
I can't do it!
Don't make it complicated! Don't edit it!
I can't do it!
Oh no!
Oh no! Which one?
Which one? Which one?
I can't concentrate on the match!
Megumi's not looking good!
Dad...
It's a two-out, but...
This dad is good!
It's already a two-out!
When I think about Megumi's appearance...
I can see just how amazing this dad is!
Isn't that right?
But when it comes to me...
I can't help but think that it's Megumi herself!
I can be more emotional!
Come on! Do it!
You can do it!
20 seconds left!
You can do it!
It's not Megumi!
Megumi desperately runs away!
But then...
Megumi!
Megumi...
Has collapsed!
Megumi has collapsed!
It's not Megumi-san!
At 58 years of age...
Megumi kept running...
Desperately...
Desperately... Running...
But...
Megumi's endurance...
Megumi's endurance... Was at its limit!
Bung-gee-cuse!
But...
But... At the next moment...
Watch out! Watch out!
Oh my! The kids missed it!
Before the kids were 58 years old like this...
They must have gone crazy!
5 seconds left!
Can they do it?
Go!
They did it!
Oh, nice!
They did it!
Oh, they're crying!
It didn't work out for you, Megumi.
One more...
That was close, wasn't it?
Huh?
No, it was supposed to end when you fell earlier...
It wasn't close at all.
So, this dad is completely out.
Kitaro...
You're too strict sometimes!
You're so strict!
One second left!
It's amazing when you get into it.
Yes.
At the end, you're like this!
But when you're like this...
When you're like this, you thought you shouldn't do it, but he let you go.
Yes, yes.
But...
You wanted to stay alive, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
You didn't care about anything.
Let's watch it.
You didn't want him to let you go, or you didn't want him to touch you?
You want me to touch you?!
Thank you for your sudden cooperation!
Thank you very much, Megumi-san!
Just a little more, Megumi-san! Just one more second!
First of all, I'd like to pay my respects to your father.
He was 58 years old at the time, and his movements were amazing.
And second of all, your editing is terrible.
What's wrong with my editing?!
It's completely different from what I heard!
Megumi-san, you should stand in a line!
Kame-chan, how do you feel about your father disappearing?
I didn't know I had a father like that!
Isn't it amazing?
But don't you feel happy when kids come and say, "Oh, it's a dodgeball!"
What kind of ability does my father have?
I think it's lonely if you don't edit anything!
Because if you send me a family picture or something else,
it means you had fun filming it and it was fun,
so please edit it as you like!
I'm not asking you to edit it as you like!
I want you to edit it as it is!
I didn't think you'd make me do it like that!
It's not like that!
It's a pitiful second-hand prank, but actually,
this second-hand prank is a prank we just recorded.
It's a second-hand prank we just recorded,
but we can watch it now!
But what is it like?
Huh? You really don't talk much today!
I want you to do it!
You're terrible today!
No, it's because of this.
Oh, because of the second-hand prank?
Oh, it's a second-hand prank related to Fuuma!
How did you do it?
I found out!
What happened to Fuuma?
We'll find out somewhere in the second-hand prank after this!
Second-hand punishment prank!
This show is about making punishment a prank.
Fall is the season of punishment.
So we've put together four extravagant punishment pranks for you.
First up...
How about...a squid in the dorm?
How about secretly putting a squid around your target's neck as a present?
Here's the squid we'll be using.
It's a special silicone squid made exactly like the real thing.
The silicone squid is chilled in the fridge,
and there's a lot of squid extract on it,
so it might be more of a squid than a squid.
How about...a squid in the dorm?
The target is...a little weird young actress, Hinami Mori.
Mori-san.
Before she was called 'Mori,' on this show...
Wait, isn't this a prank show?
I'm so happy!
Don't cry!
Don't cry, Hinami!
These fans of this show are a little weird.
They're not weird fans.
Just before the prank show...
Ah, yes, I'm coming!
Could you help me with my luggage?
Yes!
Please!
Don't do it!
What do you mean?
Why did you put squid in it?
What do you mean?
Why squid?
What is it?
It's a prank.
You did it!
Are you all pranksters?
Yes.
But what kind of prank is it?
It's a joke prank.
A joke prank?
Yes.
Oh, I got it!
How about squid?
Squid!
All right.
That's all for today.
That's not good!
I always hear this in Prank Grand Prix.
Is there anyone like Nakagawa?
He's not here today.
It seems like Nakagawa won't forgive you.
He's not here today.
Nakagawa?
No, he's not.
He's not here today.
Nice to meet you. I'm Tomioka.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Horiie, a TV personality.
This year's most broken comedian, Yasko.
I hate this show so much!
Yasko hates being pranked so much that she hates this show and the staff of this show to death.
Excuse me.
Did you fix only the bell?
Yes, I did it myself.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Wow! I got it!
Wow!
What's going on?
What? Is this an accident?
What's going on?
I don't know what's going on.
What's going on?
Oh, wow!
Don't come near me!
Really!
I'm going to put my hand in now.
Really!
I hate you the most in the world!
You are really beautiful!
I was surprised!
I couldn't keep up with you!
What?
I thought you were something else!
What?
Mr. Higashino's show is not a bad show!
I hate you all!
I'm serious!
I'm doing a good show!
What is the name of the series "Dajare Dokkiri"?
"Dajare Dokkiri"?
Yes.
Bi...
Ika...
I...
Ika Ika?
What?
What are you doing?
Wow!
I can't believe you're doing that in front of me!
I can't believe it!
You're good!
You're really good!
Yes.
Yes, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Ouch!
I'm glad you're okay.
No, I'm not okay!
Wait a minute!
This is a squid, isn't it?
Yes, it's a squid.
This prank is the second time.
Three years ago, in exactly the same place,
they were doing exactly the same prank.
The same reaction.
It's a reunion.
Their reactions were exactly the same.
They didn't react at all.
Because we do exactly the same thing.
It's a squid, isn't it?
You're wrong.
This time...
It's a squid, isn't it?
Go home!
It's a squid, isn't it?
Autumn prank festival.
Next is...
If you measure blood pressure...
Blood pressure...
If you measure blood pressure...
For some reason, your butt gets hot.
It's a prank.
If the target puts his arm through this blood pressure meter...
It's locked and you can't get out of it.
If you can't get out of it,
hot water will come out of the chair.
Who is it?
Before they went abroad for filming,
they came here because they were told to do a health check-up.
I'll measure your blood pressure for now.
Newly married Fulton Murakami.
I'll measure it now.
I'll be back soon, so please wait for me.
Thank you for watching so far.
When Murakami began to measure his blood pressure...
To that blood...
TRAILER
- How are you? - I'm good.
So freakin' hot!
Do you know what the problem is?
My butt is hot!
- What are you doing? - Blood pressure.
Hey!
Don't say "don't say"!
- Next is... - Who is it?!
- Hey, Aoyama! - Oh!
- Nelson's Aoyama Whole Nuts. - I'll give you a ball of love.
I couldn't help it.
I avoided it once.
I avoided it and avoided it.
The surface I hit became wider and hotter.
I tried to concentrate on my butt once.
But I thought a hole would be opened there.
I didn't know how to do it.
I see.
I think it's a joke.
It's not only a joke.
And then, a prank on Fuma.
It's been 8 months since I appeared on this show, and I can't forgive it!
I've been working all the time.
But when I heat and put the power of azuki beans on it...
The warm steam of azuki beans...
It feels good.
The power of azuki beans. You can use it over and over again.
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Even though I'm washing it, there's dirt and bacteria in it!
It stinks!
So, I simply wash it off!
Just with "pon"!
In the back of the pipe, I blow it off!
Wash it off!
Clean it up!
Yeah! It's refreshing!
Simply wash it off!
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We were very good kids this year.
And we got the same version of Pokemon.
In other words?
Everything we want to do is packed!
Christmas is Pokemon Scarlet, Violet and Zero's secret!
Huh? Hey, look!
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Then why don't we go to Uber Eats today?
Ah!
Ah! I forgot my poison food!
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Autumn's Dajale Prank Festival
Next is...
In a second, with a kamasu, one-shot kamasu
As it is, target with kamasu, one-shot kamashitao
This prank
Kamasu is a tropical and non-tropical species that grows widely
When you eat it, it's delicious when you grill it with salt
This 1.5 meters wide program-specific giant kamasu
As it is, from behind the target who came
One-shot kamashiteayo
At Misaki in Kanagawa Prefecture, a fake watch for fishing
Who came there?
Who is it?
I've never seen you before
Speaking of Haraguchi
Hey, are you sick?
You're not sick, are you?
Always sick and sick
The fastest man in the industry
The fastest man
This time, over there
Please prepare it
That's good
In earnest
That's right
Is there a fish?
But, but, but
But, there is
Here
Can you see it? Can you see it?
It's pretty big
Come on in
Come in, come in
You're sick, aren't you?
Hey!
You're sick, aren't you?!
Dialogue Katsura Nori
I can handle it.
Dialogue Katsura Nori
You're sick!
Wh... why?
That's not...
Hey, you're sick!
You're sick, aren't you?!
Who pushed me?!
It was you, wasn't it?!
It was him?!
It was him who pushed me?!
What the hell?!
No, this is a prank for you.
What?!
That's a barbeque.
Barbeque?!
Barbeque...
Barbeque is...
Barbeque?!
Barbeque...
Shut up!
You know...
Barbeque is barbeque.
It's barbeque!
Barbeque is barbeque!
How was it? Was it good?
Next...
It's him!
Hello!
He's also Oideyasu Oda.
But during this Oda period...
There was a problem.
Huh? It looks big, but is it not?
Where is it?
Over there.
Oh no! Go!
Oh no! Go! Oh no! Go!
But...
The kamasu...
The kamasu fell.
Oh no! Go! Oh no! Go!
The position to guide the oda was slightly off,
and the kamasu didn't clean hit.
The huge kamasu and its flag,
along with the art cost of 1.6 million yen,
disappeared like bubbles.
Oh no! Uchiyama!
What's this?
Here, the staff goes to explain...
Over there! Over there!
Oh, there you are!
You look like a victim.
What's this?
This is...
This is actually...
Like this...
What's "actually"?!
Huh?
I'm worried about you!
You're doing this to me!
No, it's...
It's just violence.
It's just...
While I was thinking about it...
Yeah?
Mr. Oda came up to me and...
Yeah, yeah!
And I hit him.
You hit him in the back?
No, no, just by chance!
What's with you?!
No, this is really...
Yeah?
It's fat.
WHAT?!
Why?!
Why would you do that?!
Don't kill me!
Hey!
I'll kill you!
Wait a minute...
You...
You're a little too high up.
I'm sorry, but I'll change my mind.
Next up is...
This person!
I'm not gonna lose!
It's so warm!
I don't say "regular", you know?
I go fishing once a month.
It's already on you, Sone-san.
No, no, that's not true.
Let's go!
Sone-san, are there any fish?
Oh, but...
There are!
Are you sure?
Oh, nice posture!
Nice, nice, nice!
That was a great fall!
"Warm" doesn't...
...mean "regular", you know?
"Warm" doesn't...
♪Until I see you again, everything's the same♪
♪But I love you more and more♪
Hey, who are you talking to?
And then, as usual, "D" goes...
Come on, ask me!
Hurry up and throw it!
What is this?!
Help me!
You can't even use your legs!
You're wearing clothes, so it's heavy!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
If you're not going to prank me...
...can you tell me more stories?
I knew you could do it!
You're good!
It's a radio prank.
The title is...
Kamasu...
Kamasu is...
Kamasu...
Hey, I...
I asked for a make-up artist earlier and my head is all messed up like this!
It's all coming off like this!
That's embarrassing!
Hey, camera-san, look up!
Make-up artist, hold this for me!
I'm lost! I'm lost!
- Not "pokopoka" now? - Huh? My head!
- Not "pokopoka" now? - What is it?
- "Tsuka-tsuka"? - No, no, no!
- We're good friends!
- Aki's "dataru" prank was a success!
- The next one is... - I'm glad!
"Byou" and "ottosei" and...
"ottosei"...
"ottosei" is...
It lives in the Pacific Ocean, South Africa, etc.
It's also found in the ocean of water and land.
- Guys! - Because it's a promotional show!
This giant "ottoseizou" was delivered all the way from the Philippines.
The target is...
The target is... the sea!
Okay, give it to me.
- Your "eshikori" was surprisingly good.
- Mine? - Yes.
- It's around here. - Are you measuring it like that?
While chatting with the staff, they thought the show was over.
From behind them...
"ottosei" sneaked in.
But from over there...
In the middle...
- I think I endured it. - Yes, you did.
I think I endured it and went over there.
- What about this side? - This side...
- What?! - What?!
- Wow! - Amazing!
This is a new record!
What is this?
Is this an offside?
- Tacharu... - Yes?
- This is... - Oh, no!
This is an offside, but...
- Right? - Correct.
Right?
It should be a little softer.
It should be a little firmer.
Didn't you expect this, Major Higashi?
To be honest with you,
I really thought this would be the end.
But the staff is here,
and I feel like it's over,
and I left my knife there.
So you're saying you were off guard, Major Higashi?
I'm really sorry for you!
You've never done this before, have you?
Megumi will cut you!
- Megumi will cut you! - Megumi will cut you, Major Higashi!
Didn't you hit it?
- So... - I scratched it.
You didn't just scratch it on the tail.
- The position... - Yeah.
- Isn't it in a bad position? - Yeah.
- But you know... - This is okra.
What are you talking about?
You guys are all okras!
- Seriously. - This is okra.
- Why is that? - Because...
That's just how it is.
- It can't be helped. - Yeah.
Huh? What's that?
You?!
You!
You scared me!
What's that?
- It's a prank. - What's that?
- Drop it.
Drop it?
Oh, drop it?
Drop it?
You bastard!
- Megumi, you scratched my head. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
Hey, Keifu, what's wrong with you?
Because black juice is flowing out of me.
What's wrong with you?
- Look at his face. - That's enough.
He looks like a woodcutter.
- That was funny. - Yeah, it was funny.
It was funny.
It's okra. It's okra.
Black juice is flowing out of me.
It went all the way up to the chair next to me.
That makes me happy.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
It's hard. It's hard.
- What's wrong with you? - He's trying to fight back.
What is it?
Where are you going?
Team, Team!
Don't leave it to me!
I'll do it for you.
Leave it to me.
I got it.
Leave it to me.
Isn't it funny?
I like it.
Okay.
Okay, it's okay. Thank you very much!
And now...
Huh?
Moriwaki-san has one more prank for you.
The prank is...
In a hospital...
A young woman...
No way!
A young woman...
Isn't she young?
I'm the same age as Megumi-kun!
This is so funny!
I'm sorry.
Do you remember my name?
Osanai-san.
I see.
Osanai-san.
That's why it's Osanai.
Osanai.
What an idiot!
I'm sorry.
I didn't know Fuji TV was in such a place.
I'm sorry.
Finally, it's been eight months since the last "unforgivable" prank video.
Fasner is raised in the hospital.
The target, who was made to wear a special parka, is raised by a fake stylist, Fasner.
It's a prank video in which the lock is taken off and it won't come off again.
It all started two hours before today's recording.
The target is...
Travis Japan's Genta Matsuda.
And actually, the one who cares about Matsuda as a senior is...
Here he is!
Our talkative Fuma!
This time, Fuma came to watch as his cute junior is being pranked.
This is exciting.
Recently, I haven't been able to spend much time with Kakeru.
I'm embarrassed.
I have to say it.
He's stupid.
He says "yes" twice.
Yes, yes.
"Yes" once.
He says "yes" to his mom.
"Yes" once.
Yes, yes.
He always says "yes" when he says "yes".
Hey, over there!
It's finally opening!
It's here!
*cough cough*
What!? What are you doing!?
Ah, it's dangerous, dangerous, dangerous...
This is the worst! It's definitely like that! It's definitely like that!
Wow...
What is this? Isn't it too long?
Shall we go?
At this moment, Stashi, who is normally a prankster, is excitedly chasing Matsuda.
What are you doing!?
I'll catch you!
Wow...
What are you doing!?
Wow...
What is it?
Ouch!
This is scary...
Wow! What are you doing!?
Ouch!
Wow!
Ouch!
Wow...
Wow! There's nothing!
You're there, aren't you?
Ouch!
Of course it's a game!
Do you want me to put you down?
Yes, please.
Okay, I'll put you down.
Huh?
Are you okay?
You're terrible!
How are you?
What's wrong with you?!
You're sweating like crazy!
And you're scared of animals!
What was the best part?
Huh?
Getting tired and being surprised.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
That's a lot of questions.
Wait a minute.
This is a prank.
Okay.
Okay? This is a prank.
Yes.
The next target is...
Tatsumi Yuudai.
However,
Tatsumi knew this was a prank.
However,
Kikuchi Fuma's senior, Tatsumi "Kamenashi" Kazuya, was that person.
And the content of the prank is...
If the person who raised the fastener in seconds suddenly becomes "Kamenashi" Kazuya...
Fuma is actually underestimating his seniors.
As Tatsumi's fastener went up, he rushed to the scene in a hurry.
And the content of the prank is...
Fuma is actually underestimating his seniors.
As Tatsumi's fastener went up, he rushed to the scene in a hurry.
For Fuma, this is the opposite of hell's prank.
This is terrible.
Do you know Kazuya "Kamenashi"?
Fuma calls Kazuya "Kumonoue" Kazuya.
Actually, Fuma called Kazuya "Kamenashi" Kazuya on a certain program before.
Good evening, I'm Kikuchi.
Fuma was scared of Kazuya "Kamenashi" Kazuya.
If the person who raised the fastener in seconds suddenly becomes "Kamenashi" Kazuya...
Fuma is actually underestimating his seniors.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's not even a dream that such a big operation is being deployed.
Fuma is looking forward to seeing Tatsumi's condition.
It's cool.
If you look closely, it's cool.
Everyone does this when they go on TV.
Don't talk, don't talk.
Even if Tatsumi is on the attack, even if Kamenashi is nearby, he is excited.
As expected of you.
I don't doubt it at all.
This is it!
It was completed.
This is Tatsumi-senpai.
Is this right?
That's right!
This is your true form!
With this?
I'm sorry.
The initial speed is a little weak.
What? What? What?
You're in a bad mood.
What is it? What is it?
Captain!
What?
Anyone?
This is no good.
My assistance is necessary.
As a sponsor, I will do this.
Senpai, I will do this.
They head for the studio.
At the studio...
Tatsumi and Kamenashi have switched positions and are ready.
And...
A horse that doesn't know anything comes running.
Hey!
This is good!
Hey! Someone answer me!
Hey!
This is really scary!
Seriously!
Stop it!
It's a little different from other comedy shows.
I've never seen anything like it before.
There are a lot of regulars because they do such interesting manzai.
I'll do my best!
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What do you want to do today?
Let's go see clothes?
Or karaoke?
Or...
Poke or...
Or...
Which one?
Well...
Then...
Both of them!
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If the person who gave you a pass suddenly becomes a "kamenashi kaseya" in a second...
I don't like this...
"Ko Senpai" Tatsumi isn't the one you should look down on!
"Dai Senpai" Kamenashi is the one you shouldn't look down on!
"Target" Fuma doesn't even dream of it!
Hey!
Hey! Someone come and help me!
Hey!
Ouch! Seriously!
Hey, let me through!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! I'm scared!
Watch out! Watch out!
Ouch! Ouch!
Fuma doesn't stand up.
He doesn't even dream of becoming a kamenashi.
Instead, he just plays around.
This is the worst! Seriously!
Finally, Fuma meets a kamenashi.
What are you going to do?
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ouch! Ouch!
You look great!
You're the best!
You surprised me!
You did it!
Fuma, Fuma, Fuma...
You did it!
You're so cool!
This can't be a joke!
It doesn't make sense.
Well...
I slapped him.
It's half past six.
You...
What?
How many times did you slap him?
I'm stubborn.
How many times did you slap him?
I slapped him...
I slapped him about...
two times.
No, you slapped me quite a lot.
You should have gone that way.
Look me in the eye and talk to me.
Did I do something?
No, you didn't do anything.
No, I didn't do anything.
Did I do something?
Yes, you did.
Kulman has a lot of seniors who know him well.
He is a senior to me.
He is a senior to me for about a year.
I don't have a chance to meet him because I can't talk to him.
You always look at me like that.
You never look at me like that.
You always say "Hey, Fumar", but you never look at me like that.
What's wrong with you?
I'm scared of you!
Are you scared of me?
Why?
I'm not scared of you.
You are scary like a turtle.
What's wrong with you?
You are scary like a turtle.
What's wrong with you?
It's been 15 years since I joined this club.
It's been 25 years for me.
It's been 26 years for me.
I'm scared of you because I haven't been able to say hello to you for 15 years.
Where did you look?
Did you look at me?
Yes, I did.
You didn't notice me.
You were looking at me.
You were looking at me with your right hand.
You were walking like this.
You were doing a trick.
Tell me about it.
Thank you for your visit.
Give me back all of them.
I can't see anything.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's really dirty.
It's funny.
It's hard to prank people.
It's really bad.
When I came down here, I've been saying it for a long time.
It's like an evil spirit that deceives people.
But it was for me!
I WANT TO FORGIVE YOU!
What a luxury!
When I opened the door, I saw Kamedashi-kun's face.
It was so real.
I was so pissed off.
I'm serious. I was so pissed off.
I was pissed off for a long time.
I got on the ship at first.
But you did it too much.
You're getting stronger.
To be honest, I thought it was Tatsumi's first "uh" but it was my own voice.
I didn't think you were that strong.
To be honest, you're three times stronger than Genta.
It was fun to see you like that.
It was fun.
You weren't mad at the camera.
I wasn't mad at you at all.
It was fun.
Let's shake hands.
Thank you.
It hurts.
Let's shake hands.
Thank you.
It hurts!
What's going on?
I don't know.
I ate it and went in for a second.
Tonight, even the world's weakest hero, Massaman, has an opponent who might be able to win.
Early November, at Odaiba on this day, Massaman's last shoot of the year was being held.
- Good morning, Massaman. - Good morning.
- I have something special for you. - Something special?
- It's a secret meeting. - Oh, I see!
- To be honest, you're really weak, aren't you, Massaman? - That's rude of you.
That's just rude of me. I'm doing my best, seriously.
- I want you to win, so today... - What?
- I've prepared someone at Massaman's level. - At Massaman's level?!
- I'm not saying this myself, but he's pretty stupid! - That's a good point.
That's right, Massaman is a rare hero who has never won even once in his life.
Massaman has won all six matches so far in this showdown with Kio Club.
He's won a total of eight matches in total, including another match against Kikuchiyuma.
No matter how many times he does it, he can't win.
If he continues to lose like this, the viewers will get tired of him before the revenge match against Kuma, which is his goal.
"Isn't there anyone at Massaman's level who can beat him?" The staff thought about it for days.
And finally, they found someone at Massaman's level who might be able to beat Massaman.
And his opponent is...
- Huh? - Huh?!
Today's second time on the show, Travis Japan's Genta Matsuda.
Speaking of Travis Japan, Matsuda is one of the cool idol groups that sing and dance, but...
6156, 6212, 6324, 6425, 6536, 6525...
I can't believe it. I can't say it.
He is probably the top class idiot in the entertainment industry.
In other words, I think he and Matsuda are on the same level.
If it's Genta Matsuda, it's possible that Matsuda might be able to win.
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Even Massaman may win.
The weakest confrontation in history comes to life.
Will Massaman win today?
This is the worst.
This is the worst!
Do you know about this?
Of course I know. It's all over the TV.
Koji-kun too.
Today, Massaman will win.
No!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
No!
And then...
I won! I won! I won!
I won! I won!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
TOPS JAPAN!
Today, we...
As I said before...
Yes.
Today, we have Massaman level people.
This is less than Massaman.
I really want you to win.
What?
I will win.
Thank you very much!
But you know about Massaman, don't you?
Of course I do.
Aren't you confident?
No!
I'm confident now.
Are you confident now?
Confidence?
I'm confident now!
Confidence...
I feel like I can win.
Don't underestimate Massaman!
By the way, Massaman...
Can you tell me each level?
Each level...
Level 1 is 1, level 14 is 7, level 23 is 25, level 24 is 28...
Level 24 is...
I won!
Level 24 is...
Thank you!
Wait!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
TOPS JAPAN!
I didn't know about that!
TOPS JAPAN
Kame-senpai, look at this!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
The one who eats Thai curry
The red wings of Massama
If you risk your life and fly
You can eat a crab
Fly! Fly, fly, Massama
Go! Go, go, Massama
You only have one memory
Oh, Massama, Massama
Our opponent is Mikai, who is in 5th grade.
What's up?
What's up, Gen-chan?
You look smart.
You are in 5th grade.
That's right.
You haven't lived longer than we do.
That's right.
You know a lot about 5th grade.
That's right.
Then I'll go all out.
What's with that?
You said you'd go all out.
Let me explain the rules.
The game is to answer each question one by one.
However, you must remember all of the answers.
For example, if the question is "red,"
if Masaman answers "post,"
the opponent answers "post," "tomato,"
and if Masaman answers "post," "tomato," and "lip,"
not only do you need knowledge of the question,
you also need good memory.
It's a pretty difficult game.
If Masaman loses,
you will be stopped in an instant.
So you absolutely have to win!
What will be the outcome of the world's worst battle?
And will Masaman be able to win for the first time?
The first question of the first round is...
Bird's Name.
- Bird! Bird's Name! - Bird! Bird's Name!
Bird!
Then, Masaman, please go ahead!
First up is Jab.
Heart!
Okay!
Next up is Matsuda-san, please go ahead!
Jab Level Two!
Pigeon!
Crow!
That's a good one!
Pigeon, crow.
Pigeon, crow, swan.
Swan!
OK!
Swan, right?
Swan.
Pigeon, crow, swan!
Pigeon!
That's a good one!
That's still a jab!
Matsuda-san, please go ahead!
Pigeon, crow, swan, pigeon, swan!
That's an easy one!
Swan!
OK!
After that, Mikai-chan and Matsuda-san safely cleared it!
Jab!
OK!
But Matsuda-san, who's next...
Huh?
Isn't he fast?
He's fast!
Pigeon!
I forgot!
Wait!
Don't talk to me!
Pigeon!
Wait!
Pigeon!
Could it be Matsuda-san's first win?
Let's go!
Fly away, Travis Japan!
Travis Japan, wait!
Pigeon, crow, swan!
This is what winning feels like!
Pigeon, crow, swan!
Come on!
Sparrow!
Goldfish!
It's not time yet!
Wait a minute!
Is this a time up?
Rockfish!
Chicken!
It's weak!
Don't focus on me every time!
It was dangerous, but Travis Matsuda managed to survive.
This is scary.
In the meantime, Mikai, a fifth-year elementary school student,
releases the first shot of the world, which is not an ordinary bird that the weakest people release.
Pigeon!
Crow!
Swan!
Rockfish!
Mikai easily breaks through the ordinary bird zone.
And...
Chicken!
Fernandes Menitadakihachidori!
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
Why? Why?
Ayaushin Massaman and Matsuda!
Fernandes Menitadakihachidori is the name of a bird that lives in Chile.
Can you remember it, Massamans?
Be-feni-feni-nandes?
Fernandes-beni-itadakimasu-hachidori!
For Massaman, who can never get it right once...
All right! I'm in a hurry!
If Massaman gets it right...
Matsuda doesn't realize it's his turn next.
What will happen in this world's weakest competition?!
A cold will kick you.
A child's cold will also...
A heatwave will kick you.
A Japanese wind will blow you away.
I'm first class!
Ping-pong!
First prize prize!
Ah, my head...
In that case, what does a pharmacist need?
Care? Kindness?
Which one?!
Neither, right?
Healing pain. Kindness for the stomach.
Loxonin S-quick.
Ping-pong!
First prize prize!
There is a lukewarm body.
Any wish is not a dream, right?
A wish becomes a strong force.
A wish will eventually become hope.
Now, let's go.
For a brilliant tomorrow.
Fun manga undergraduate school.
Today, I made a new friend.
It's been a while since I made a new friend.
Oh, no honorifics.
Roger.
Highball.
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Suntory World Whiskey Blue.
Now, the fourth round.
Pigeon, crow, swan, duck, sparrow, woodpecker, blackbird, chicken, fernandez, conch, oyster, oyster.
Master!
Level up!
He said "level up"!
Then, let's go!
Master!
Then, I'll give Gen-chan a deadly technique!
Muscle!
You're good, Master!
Muscle!
As usual, a bird's name is very common.
I managed to say a tricky name.
Master!
Could it be...
Next, Matsuda.
But, finally, Matsuda will show his worst trick.
Oh, no.
Then, Matsuda-san, please!
Roger.
Duck!
Wow!
I'll kick you three times!
Baby!
Baby! Baby!
No way! Matsuda!
Matsuda's "No way! Misuri!"
Even his expression is pale.
And with this, Matsuda's panic begins!
Gen-chan! Have you already forgotten?
I haven't forgotten!
Your memory is getting thinner!
Don't say "shabu-shabu" now!
Travis, jump!
Travis, no jump!
Go away!
I won't teach you!
Hey! Do you want to stimulate your brain?
Wait a minute! Don't talk!
Gen-chan!
Wait! Don't talk!
Children of the country!
Matsuda's "No way! Misuri!"
Oh, it's time! It's time!
It's time! It's time!
Wait a minute!
Wait! Wait!
This is bad!
"Atto karasu"! Christmas! Oh, it's Christmas!
It's Christmas!
It's almost Christmas!
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
"Atto karasu"!
I want to eat it every day!
"Atto karasu"!
Have you ever seen Matsuda like this before?
He's never lost!
He's the worst man in history!
He's proud of himself!
There's no way you can lose to someone who has forgotten even one thing!
Then, Matsuda-san made a good suggestion like this...
Hey!
Then...
Matsuda-san has plenty of time today, so...
Should we make it nine steps?
Nine steps?
If you say nine steps...
I'll give you one more minute!
If you can make it nine steps, I'll give you one more minute!
Yes! I'll do it!
Nine steps?
Yes! Nine steps!
Matsuda-san!
No way!
Matsuda-san has plenty of time, so he's going to save Matsuda-san!
Will Matsuda be able to say nine steps without making a mistake?!
Ninety-two, ninety-one is nine!
Ninety-two, ninety-one is nine! Ninety-two, ninety-two is eighteen!
Ninety-three, eighty-two!
Matsuda wins!
Wait, wait, wait!
Ninety-three, eighty-two!
Wait, wait, wait!
Let's do it together!
Let's do it together, everyone!
One, two...
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Let's Gya-ku-no-shi!
Matsuda wins!
Amazing!
I'll eat you up!
Ouch!
Scary!
Matsuda wins!
I won!
Well, well, it's good, it's good!
This is the first time...
...Bassaman has won!
Is there anything to pick up? Words don't come out.
Are you crying?
A man who has been told that there is no way to beat Kuman, who has never been able to judge so far, has won for the first time!
I'm about to cry!
Wow! I finally won! I'm happy!
Now, Bassaman, for the first time in the finals!
Will you be able to finish the shoot without flying for the first time?
With Sumo?
I found a perfect item!
Because I am an atmosphere-oriented person in my room
Lots of photos, videos, and panoramas
Perfect! I can imagine it!
Search for "sumai" with "sumo"!
Item number one!
Recruit!
Welcome to the imaginary world!
This is our fight that no one can see!
Roger!
Yameura's Roger
Not only good things, because it's every day
I like the scent of clothes I wear every day
I want you to feel a little better
The more you dig, the better it smells!
Hammingflera
When you're in trouble, you can rely on us!
Wrinkle improvement is complete management!
With a new essence, it's easier to deliver!
The only pure retinol that improves wrinkles in Japan!
Complete!
With a new erikseal wrinkle cream!
You, too!
This much!
Family layer close to you!
In Kansai, it's actually 99 halls!
Layer and cost are small!
Family layer close and small!
Search for it!
The skin noticed first
To believe in my possibilities
To enjoy me as I want
AR-FACE BFT PACK
Rhythm
Isn't it good?
What? With a magnet?
Yes, wearing one-touch
Moreover, on the floor
Wow!
Stick together
Sticky dirt can be taken off
No power
QUICKL MAGNET WIPER New release
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
GOSU POWER
STRONGEST CYBER SPARK
60th Anniversary
Clothes of
AR-FACE BFT PACK
Thank you very much
Thank you
See you
Oh, there she is
Wow!
Yesterday's test was great
How many points?
Can you do it a little?
Nagisa, are you good at piano?
No, I'm not
Isn't it cold?
Not really
Where is she? Where is she?
There she is! There she is! Come over here!
Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing
Bow!
What are you saying?
Ahh!
Oh no, oh no!
NINTENDO SWITCH
So, Massaman, it's your first finals!
Can you finish the location without flying for the first time?
Let's go!
Draw out your knowledge!
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
I can't use it anymore
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Sekisei Inko
It's a jab
Sekisei Inko
Onge de
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Sekisei Inko
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Kamo
No
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Sekisei Inko
Kamo
Botan Inko
There is such a thing
Amazing
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Sekisei Inko
Kamo
Botan Inko
Let's go
Inko
Karugamo
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Sekisei Inko
Kamo
Botan Inko
Karugamo
Puerto Rico princess Emerald Hachidori
Fernandes
Puerto Rico is famous
Puerto Rico princess Emerald Hachidori
is the name of a bird
that lives in Puerto Rico,
an area located in the middle of the United States.
Can she remember?
Puerto Rico princess Emerald Hachidori
Masama!
Do you know Puerto Rico?
Isn't it upper left?
It's upper left, isn't it? From Japan's point of view, it's upper left!
I thought it was the other way around.
I didn't know which one it was.
Now, for the fourth order! Massimo, please!
Fernandes!
Beni!
Itadaki Hachidori!
Sekiseiinko!
Kamo!
Border parakeet!
Spot-billed duck!
Pool Toriko Princess!
Emerald hummingbird!
Massaman Power!
Today is good!
Today is really good!
We don't have time!
What do you mean you don't have time?
Oh, it's me! It's me who doesn't know!
Hachidori!
It's Hachidori!
- Massimo! - Yes?
Isn't Hachidori cheating?
What's cheating?
- Somehow, Hachidori... - If you lost, don't open your mouth!
You're harsh!
Stop reacting!
Massimo!
Now, Massimo doesn't have time to chat with a man weaker than him.
But on the other hand, Massimo, who won for the first time today,
begins to suffer from a stage of inexperience called the final round.
Now, second floor, please!
Yes!
Hernandez Benitadaki Hummingbird!
Budgie!
Camo!
maybe!
Border parakeet!
Spot-billed duck!
Stop it! Stop it!
Princess Pool Toriko! Emerald Hummingbird!
Stop it!
Hummingbird!
Stop it! Stop it!
Emerald hummingbird!
I can't do it!
This is difficult!
This is a comedy!
I can't do it!
I can't do it anymore!
Ayaushi Massaman!
When your brain's stamina starts to run out, it's tough!
This name...
Massaman
This is where you were born!
Can you remember it?!
Massaman
Dema Dema Demaekan
Hara ga Hette wa Demaekan!
Tokutoku Mainichi wo Toku
Dema Dema Dema Demaekan
Handakura de...
Kasatsuku na kuchibiru
Samui hi demo
Tappuri torokeru
Zuuuto michchaku
Nivea
Deep Moisture
Melty type
Atarashii kaori
Highly moisturizing
Huh? Am I in trouble?
Charcoal chains in the morning...
Huh?!
The trending drink that creates "charcoal chain fatty acids"!
It's here!
The new Vifix drink!
Light with charcoal chains
Huh?!
Clicquot
Go beyond your functional self
Every single thing I've accumulated
Gives you confidence for tomorrow
For a body that continues to take on challenges
Bantelin
Looks like Kappa is good today too!
I've been waiting!
Sea urchin 110 yen!
Sea urchin too!
Nodoguro is also 110 yen!
Uni and Nodoguro 110 yen!
I knew it was a kappa!
Kappa!
"I can be absorbed in it!" "Tomorrow, Clash!"
"Shh!" "When you start to catch a cold," "Clash's Kakkonto" "Warm up and increase your wind resistance!" "Choose by easy to drink!" "Kakkonto is Clash!"
"Sumadori" "Beer lovers should drink 0.00% of alcohol content." "Ah, delicious!" "Delicious!" "The smell is..." "The beer!" "85.5% of beer lovers were surprised by this taste."
"Dense beer as it is, 0.00% of alcohol content!" "Are you drunk?" "I'm not drunk!" "Eh?" "It's not beer?" "It's not beer." "It's really beer!" "Beer lovers should drink 0.00% of alcohol content." "Zero's shock! Asahi Zero!"
"It's not only good things, because it's every day." "I like the smell of clothes I wear every day." "I think I want you to feel a little better." "The more you dig, the better it smells! Hammingfler!"
"The first person I loved was a special forces member." "If possible, I wanted to spend my life with you."
"Makira!" "If I could meet you again in a fun video..." "Sexy app!" "You have to say what you think." "Three smiles." "Oh, you like this kind of thing." "I want to like you." "New Yazers No. 1 Sexy App." "Recruit!"
"Once a year, the Mansai Masters put on their best performance!" "THE MANSAI 2023 MASTERS!" "10 p.m. to 7 p.m." "His life is in danger." "Japan, Monday at 9 p.m."
Light green, red. Green, but red.
Light green, red, scales, ink.
I can do it...today!
Let's go!
Masterland Challenge!
Today's Masterland is something different!
Go! To your first championship!
Mom in the studio, give me some power!
Mom!
Do your best!
Mom!
You saved me!
What was it?
I said, what was it?!
No way, Massanun!
Your memory is too weak, Massanun!
While you were inputting a new one, you outputted the previous one!
And you got carried away with the first one and blew it up yourself!
What are you doing, Massanun?!
What was it again?
Scary!
It's like "I'm gonna die!"
Massanun stops this too!
But this is terrible!
You're out of your first one too?!
No way!
Get off of me!
71 is 7...
Shut up!
Don't do that!
7628...
Um...
Let's go!
61 is 6...
61 is 6... 6 is 12...
6 is 38...
6 is 24...
6 is 28...
No!
6 is 32...
6 is 36!
6 is 74...
No!
72!
Shut up!
Massanun! We don't have much time!
Wait a minute!
Stop! Stop!
Stop, please!
Please!
OK! OK!
And...
If you say 7...
I'll give you one more step!
Can you try saying it?
OK! I'll say it!
7x1=7 7x2=14 7x3=21 7x4... 28 7x5=35 7x8=48 7x8... 48...
You're really bad at this!
7x1... 7x1=49 8x9... 8x9... 8x9... 7x1=49 8x9=56
You're bad at this!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Let's Gakumachi!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? - Wow! Wow!
- The one who eats the bamboo's branch - Wow! Wow!
- The one who eats the red butterfly's wing - Wow!
If you risk your life and fly away, you'll be a bird of fire that protects your home.
Fly! Fly, fly, fly away! Go! Go, go, fly away!
Ticket 56.
It's there, isn't it?
Ah, well, you took the first class, didn't you?
You got a little closer to Kuma, didn't you?
No, I did get closer.
By the way, if you were Kuma, would you be confident?
Well, if I were Massama...
If I were to lose to Massama...
I'd retire.
What would become of me?
You'd be the greatest psychopath in the world.
"Movie" "Monster's Distance"
The next target for a serial murder case was someone worse than the culprit.
Psychopath versus murderer.
Which one will survive?
A shocking ending.
"Movie" "Monster's Distance"
The movie "Monster's Distance" will be released nationwide.
Please watch it in theaters.