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It's been a month since the last prank Grand Prix, and it's a two-hour special!
Both pranks are brand new!
The most popular mastermind is...
Yasuko and memory power battle!
The one who flew into the sky is...
Wait a minute!
I can't come out!
Will it be the first win?!
In the original hero-actor-limited prank...
The men who played Kamen Rider and Sentai Hero...
Will they save women's poverty?!
Cool! Awesome!
In the fall night...
The ultimate prank...
The prank Grand Prix that amateurs seriously thought of...
Two-hour special!
Ah, Kobayashi Medication!
When the weather is bad, you get headaches, laziness, and dizziness.
Such low blood pressure disorder and T.R.A.C. will improve your blood pressure.
There's medicine for it!
Low blood pressure disorder and T.R.A.C.
Ah, Kobayashi Medication!
Your mouth will stink after this.
Question! Where does garlic and alcohol smell come from?
The answer is...
Your stomach!
So, Breath Care!
If you drink it without chewing, your stomach will be refreshed!
Breath Care!
Garlic and soy sauce chicken!
The fragrant aroma of garlic and soy sauce...
I can't stop!
This is Japanese style!
Garlic and soy sauce chicken without rice!
Would you like to become a Kentucky today?
Kenta's Tok Tok Bag!
There's one more side you can choose for free!
I'll get coleslaw!
I like biscuits!
Yuppie!
Which side are you on?
Tok Tok Bag!
Would you like to become a Kentucky today?
A hero who fights with his memory, Massaman!
In the August 4-hour special where he faced the entertainer Haraichi Sabe...
He prepared two sets of Gyaku Bungees and spent about 6 million yen to have a luxurious three-time match.
Massaman, please raise your pet you like!
A lizard!
Lizard!
Is this a pet?
Leaving many regrets and losing as usual,
he flew away into the sky.
And after that,
the final match between Sabae and elementary school students was held,
and the broadcast ended with Massaman absent.
But there was still a continuation in the Koro family.
It was right after Sabae lost in the final match.
And Massaman was biting the end of the broadcast.
- Massaman. - Yes.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- How are you doing today? - Today?
Well, I'm doing well, but...
- What? - I'm doing well.
- It's been a while since you last broadcasted. - Yes, yes.
- So you're winning today? - I'm winning today, but...
- No way! - What do you mean?
- Again? - You're winning twice in a row.
I'm winning twice in a row?!
Wait a minute! You're the one who's winning twice in a row!
Wait a minute! That's nonsense!
Are you in a hurry?
The one who eats sea bream curry...
...is Massaman of the Red Wings!
If you risk your life and fly...
...you'll be a firebird dancing in the wilderness!
Fly! Fly, fly, Massaman!
Go! Go, go, Massaman!
All I have is one memory...
...oh, Massaman!
Massaman!
At Massaman's waiting match venue...
...the opponent, who was brought here without any notice...
I can't wait!
Oh, my!
Seriously?
The number one break entertainer of the second half of the year...
...Yasko!
Speaking of Yasko...
No!
...she's been pranked many times on this show!
I hate you, Su!
Wow, I really hate you!
She hates this show from the bottom of her heart!
To Yasko, who doesn't think it's that show...
...we explain the situation!
I'm taking it off! One, two...
Ta-da!
Huh?
Please look over there!
What?!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, this is too scary!
Wait, what's going on?!
And then, as always...
Don't come!
Seriously, don't come!
Wait!
Why is this man here?!
Wait!
Why?!
And here we have the opponent, Massaman and an elementary school student.
Isn't... isn't that... isn't that...
He's an idol, isn't he?
Do you know him? Do you know him?
He's an idol!
I know him! I know him!
What do you know about him?!
I'm sorry!
Can you tell me one group you know of?
Wait a minute! A group you know of?!
Wow!
Ehm... Naniwa Danshi-san!
Erm... Snowman-san!
- Red shirt on!
Erm...
Oh! Maybe you know HiHi Jets and Igari-san!
Not currently.
- Wow! I knew him! - Wait, was he ever there?!
I knew him!
What?!
Of course he was there!
Oh, you're in a good mood today.
Now, let me explain the rules.
The game is to answer each question one by one, one by one.
However, you must remember all of the answers given in the game.
For example, if the question is "red thing," Masaman will answer "post."
Yasuko will answer "post," "tomato,"
and Hina will answer "post," "tomato," and "lip."
In addition to the knowledge of the topic, you also need good memory.
It's a pretty difficult game.
If Masaman and Yasuko lose,
they'll be blown away in an instant, so you absolutely have to win!
Everyone!
Are you ready?!
- Yes! - Yes!
Today, we'll give you a 100% win as a present!
- Wow! - Wow!
As if it's the first round!
Fish! Fish!
Fish?
Why? Can I say it?
You are a fish boy, aren't you?
What do you mean?
You are a fish boy, aren't you?
Yes, she is actually Hinaki.
She is an elementary school student who loves fish and played against Massaman in the first episode.
I'm a consumer.
Why?!
In the name of a tricky fish, she rebelled against Massaman.
For Massaman, she wants revenge.
I have that kind of memory.
What are you doing?!
Now, it's the first round where one person will be eliminated.
First of all, let's defeat Yasko. Really, Massaman!
Do your best!
Let's do it!
Massaman, please!
Let's do it!
Horse mackerel!
That was easy.
Horse mackerel!
Now, Yasko, please!
Let's do it!
Horse mackerel!
Sea bream!
She said "sea bream".
Sea bream!
Horse mackerel! Sea bream!
Bear's eye!
Bear's eye?
Is there such a fish?
It's "nimo", isn't it?
That's right!
She's stupid.
Massaman, please!
Horse mackerel!
Sea bream!
Bear's eye!
Ostrich!
It's cute that she thinks it's a little difficult.
Horse mackerel!
Sea bream!
Bear's eye!
Ostrich!
Ostrich?
I did it!
Massaman and Yasko show a pretty good slide.
Then, Hinaki, who loves fish, starts getting serious.
Ostrich! Ostrich! Bear's eye! Parrot! Ostrich!
Ostrich with fake black lines!
Why? Why? Why?
Who are you?
Ostrich, Massaman and Yasko.
Fake black lines are fish that disguise as other fish and protect themselves.
Can you two remember it?
What is that fish? I've never heard of it.
A real fish?
Hinaki! What kind of fish is it?
Well...
It disguises itself as a real shark and...
Oh, no! Oh, no!
What? Stop it! I'm going to slip! I'm going to slip! Stop it!
Don't talk to Hinaki!
Don't go ahead!
Don't turn the tongue!
Stop it!
Yes, shake it up, lift it up, drop it down, no washing up!
All done!
It's true!
Jeltab!
Plarail!
A new resort special, Dog Express debut!
A set full of vehicles, rails and scenery!
Lots of fun and parts!
Plarail Best Selection Set!
That's why, Tommy...
A thin and light charged Sumicco smartphone!
If you read the QR code...
Sumicco will appear!
Clear all your requests and add more apps!
More and more fun is waiting for you!
Sumicco smartphone!
Movie version too!
Dashi and miso soup are different.
If you use this dashi in miso soup...
Excuse me.
...you can smell the freshly cut bonito flakes.
The rich flavor of the dashi permeates your body.
Because the dashi is made with a unique method of cooking...
The bonito flakes are used in particular.
The aroma and flavor of bonito flakes are packed tightly.
Freshly cut and fragrant dashi.
Welcome!
Eatowell!
Riviere!
Enjoy autumn in your own way.
Live your everyday life a little more fun and happy.
More than you pay, green
Good for the future, good for everyone
If you use the woolen blanket you need for green,
that wool will be recycled.
Lots of good things!
More than you pay, green
Now, first of all, the first round where one person drops out.
Well then, Mr. Bass, please!
Aji, tai, kumanomi, budai, tachiuo, nisei, kyurosuji, gimpo, yagara...
Yagara?!
No, no, I don't know.
Hinako, you have one, right? The thin one!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Well then, Yasuko!
Yes!
Please drop out!
You're not dropping out anymore?!
I'm dropping out!
Have you forgotten?!
Wait a minute!
Aji, tai, kumanomi, budai...
I forgot!
Tachiuo, nisei, kyurosuji, gimpo, yagara, samba!
Wow!
Okay!
Wow, wow!
Aji...
...tai, kumanomi, budai, kachuuo, nisekuro suji gimpo, yagara, sanma...
Wow!
Damn it!
...leviiret dragonetto!
Leviiret dragonetto!
What?
What was that?
It sounded like a sapphire!
Yaushin Massaman and Yasko!
The second "ya" for elementary school students who love fish is...
...leviiret dragonetto!
Can they remember a fish like this tongue-twister?
Leviiret...
Leviiret dragonetto!
Leviiret...
Damn it! I'm forgetting everything!
Hinaki!
What kind of fish is that?
Horse mackerel, sea bream, bear's meat, parrotfish...
You sound like an idiot.
You can do it!
...falsefish, cross-line silverfish...
...mullet, horse mackerel...
...ruby red, dragonet...
You're good!
Wonderful!
And...
Awesome!
Cool!
I want a strong one!
Tuna!
Tuna came out!
You're good!
You're laughing!
And...
I couldn't get a strong one.
Then, finally...
I'll do my best!
You can't get any more, can you?
Horse mackerel, sea bream, bear's meat...
...parrotfish, dragonet...
...falsefish, cross-line silverfish...
...mullet, horse mackerel...
Yasko stopped.
Awesome, Yasko!
It's not coming out!
Is this really his first victory?
It's coming! It's coming!
It's baby net dragonet!
Awesome!
We did it!
Before that,
Massaman,
even though Yasuko was so happy that she stopped,
it ended in an instant.
It's okay, there's still more.
Listen, Massaman,
it doesn't end just because you stop once.
Massaman, I think it's really bad to do it over and over again.
That's right.
Just like you,
it's not game over
as soon as you stop.
Wow, I'm sweating like crazy!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
It's an acceptance speech!
Massaman, it's an acceptance speech!
But she hasn't lost yet.
You can do it, Massaman!
Horse!
Sea!
Bear meat!
Wow, she's good!
Pigeon!
Can you do it? She's amazing!
Pigeon!
Wow, she's amazing!
Moth!
Shark!
Ruby Red Dragonet!
Tuna!
Sardine!
Wow, she's amazing!
Oh no!
Finish her off!
Shino no me saka ta zame!
Finish her off!
Massaman and Yasko are in danger!
An unstoppable tricky fish attack!
Massaman's micro sd card is already full!
It's tough, isn't it, Massaman?
But it's the same for the other two!
Massaman, if you get past here, you'll definitely see the value!
There is! If you get past here, there is!
Okay, then I'll concentrate!
Here I go!
Horse mackerel, sea bream, bear's meat, parrotfish...
That's good!
Massaman?
Massaman's micro sd card is already full!
It's still full!
Come on! Come on!
Horse mackerel, sea bream, bear's meat, parrotfish...
There you go!
As expected, it's the usual Massaman stock!
I'll give you a one million percent win!
This kind of statement before the game is embarrassing and I can't hear it recently!
Hey, Massaman!
How long are you going to be like this?!
Remember this, Massaman!
He's laughing a lot!
Ayu, Tai, Bear's Ear, Parrot...
What was it again?
I know!
No, no, don't!
Massaman!
This is bad!
Massaman!
That, that, that...
This is no good!
Parrot!
Dragon!
Dragon?
What is it?
It's over!
I'm sorry!
What is this?! Losing in the first round?!
Losing in the final round?!
Ow!
I can't reach it!
It's useless!
Ugh!
It's not a kakutou!
What's this?!
Let's go to the party!
Hinaki!
And Yasuko!
Yes!
Please come with me!
Massaman, you're getting less and less excited as you fly!
What was it?!
Ready, set...
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Massaman!
Overturn!
No!
Massaman!
Stop it!
Massaman!
He looks like a child.
He looks like a firebird.
He is a world-class actor.
What did you say?
What did you say? Campagina!
No!
Campagina!
No!
Tell me!
TARDIS!
TATSUO!
Correct!
Massaman!
He is ugly!
He is ugly when he spreads out.
I did it!
Yasko is happy to defeat Massaman.
But...
She forgot one important thing.
So...
Massaman is eliminated in the first round!
I thought it was over.
Isn't it over?
It's a water ball.
Wait!
After this, it's the final round!
This is the worst!
Massaman is eliminated in the final round!
By the way, the theme is the same as before.
It's the name of the fish.
Let's start the final round!
All right!
I'll do my best!
Good luck, Minaki!
Shut up!
Are you cheering for me?
All right!
Yasko is eliminated in the final round!
Let's go!
It's mine!
I can't do this without you!
I know, with love!
With love!
Next, Hinaki!
Please!
OK!
What's that?
Aji, Mambo, Tachiro, Nisekura, Sugi Ginpo!
Here it is!
Wait, Aji, what's that?
This is bad! If I put in what I just said, it will be a mess!
All right! The third round!
Yasko, please!
Well...
Aji!
Well... Mambo...
Huh? Aji, Mambo...
Tachiro!
Nisekura, Sugi Ginpo!
All right!
Oh, I should say it, too!
Bera!
Bera?
OK!
Bera? Youkai?
No!
Aji!
Mambo!
Tachiro!
Nisekura, Sugi Ginpo!
Bera!
Hidenaga, Niji Rinpo!
What?
Hidenaga, Niji Rinpo!
What?
She said "somehow", "Niji Rinpo"!
Enaki-chan!
What kind of fish is it?
Stop it!
Just say it!
Teppo Ebin!
Enaki-chan!
Aji!
I'm listening to you!
Teppo Ebin! Enaki-chan!
Shut up!
Ayanshi Yasko!
Shut up!
But Enaki-chan won't stop!
Will Yasko be able to overcome this?
The fourth lap!
Yasko-san, please!
Aji!
Mambo!
Tachiuo!
It's too fake!
Um... Bera!
Come out!
Bera!
You can do it!
Why are you happy?
Finally, Yasko stopped!
If you lose, you'll have to do a 40-meter reverse bungee!
Yasko, you're doomed!
Monday nights at 10 PM on Tokumei, Ka-on TV and Hacchan!
One Piece film "Strong World" from 9 PM!
I got my payback!
Why?!
At 11:10 PM on the factory committee...
At 11:40, the heartwarming gourmet drama starring the new show "Dodora! Atari no Kitchen" and Hiyori Sakurada begins!
I don't care about acne anymore and it's been good lately.
Is it thanks to this guy?
Oh, sister! My proactive!
I don't use it.
No, you have it.
I don't have it.
I don't use it.
It's beautiful!
In fact, acne can be done by everyone.
It can be used regardless of generation.
With proactive that considers Japanese skin,
from the foundation to acne-prone skin,
if it doesn't fit you can return it.
Search "proactive" for limited time and it's in practice!
Ah, my back hurts.
I'm going to go to "choco zap" for a while.
Muscle training?
"choco zap" is not only for exercise but also for massaging with medical equipment.
You can loosen up and it's this price!
I'm glad!
Choco zap!
Present!
Mondamin effect.
Dirty your mouth and get rid of smell.
Mondamin effect.
It makes you feel good.
After brushing your teeth, you continue with your mouth.
How is it going?
It's good!
Mondamin after brushing your teeth.
For your mouth's future,
with seven effects, finish it up!
Mouth, mouth, mouth, Mondamin.
Premium care.
Well done!
His name is Peytock.
He comes to shop for fun.
Such a man, Peytock.
Weird name.
Pay and get benefits plan, Peytock, begins!
It's a bargain now!
Peypey, bang, bang!
Softbang!
If you lose, you have to do a 40-meter reverse bungee jump!
I forgot!
At last, the bargain stopped.
Wait, it's like "under fire".
Oh no, there's only "under fire" in my head.
There's a lot of "under fire" in my head.
You don't have much time.
Wait!
Aji-bambo! Aji-bambo! Aji-bambo!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
This is...
Tachiu is...
Iseguro is...
Suji-ginppo...
Bella...
Under fire!
No, no, no!
It's "under fire".
Everyone...
Under fire!
Nice, Hinaki-chan!
I'm scared!
Well then...
Hinaki-chan and Massaman...
Let's count down together!
Then...
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Let's...
Counterattack!
We did it!
Help me! Help me! I'll tell you for sure! I'll tell you for sure!
Something is heavy!
It's not good if you can't see Masama in Gui's eyes, is it?
I'm Yasuko-san! I'm Shibiru-kun!
Shibiru-kun is Masama's mother!
Koike-san is Masama's mother, so...
Yes, yes, I'm a big mama!
Koike-san, please don't say bad things about me!
I feel like I'm watching TV at home!
That's why!
That's not allowed!
To be honest, I'm a little pissed off, but I think viewers are getting pissed off for the first time!
What should we do about Masama from now on?
Hasegawa-san, if you're going to say that, why don't you bring me some katsu?
No, no...
Hasegawa-san and Masama...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I'm not allowed!
Not allowed at all!
It's the opposite!
I'm really saying this, but I have really bad memory, too!
Then it's fine!
You have a good memory!
It's just right!
High-speed "Byode Dokkiri"!
"Byode Dajare Dokkiri"!
This program is about making "dajare" into "dokkiri"!
In autumn, it's "dajare" season!
That's why we're holding a "dajare dokkiri" festival with four luxurious items!
First...
"Byode" squid...
"Squid" is...
Secretly putting a squid on the target's neck as a "squid" is a prank.
Here's the squid we'll be using.
A specially made silicone squid that looks exactly like the real thing.
Wow, it's real!
The silicone squid has been chilled in the fridge and coated with a lot of squid extract,
so it may be more of a squid than a squid.
Squid
It's been a while since we saw a target.
It's MAX's Nana.
She's a loudmouth.
Max's Nana
What!? What!? What!?
What!? What!?
It's a prank round.
What!?
Only one prank!?
- Only one? - Only one prank.
- I'll run like crazy. - I'm scared.
I don't know what's in it.
I'll chase this squid.
I'm embarrassed.
Max's Nana
- Please. - Thank you.
No!
Cute.
No!
- No! - I love that.
- I came all the way from Osaka for this. - Yes.
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It really stinks!
Since heatstroke is a trend now, I thought they'd put me in a heatstroke machine.
- Is it close? - It's not close!
- What do you think? - What do you think?
I feel like I'm about to go crazy.
Autumn's funny prank festival. Next up...
If you measure blood pressure in a hospital...
- Blood is hot. - Oh!
If you measure blood pressure, for some reason your butt gets hot. A funny prank.
If you put your arm through this blood pressure gauge, it locks and you can't get out of it.
If you can't move around anymore, hot water will come out of the chair.
- That's great! - That's how it works.
Before they went overseas for filming, they were told to get tested for health.
Newcomer, Shinichi.
- Oh, Shinichi! - Yes.
Speaking of Shinichi, he used to be a model for a local store.
If you could have a girlfriend you really like, I'd like you to call her "sheetch".
This embarrassing desire is obvious.
- But "sheetch" is really... - Don't call me "sheetch"!
Since then, we've decided to call him "sheetch".
- I'll measure your blood pressure. - Yes.
I'll be back tomorrow or the day after, so please wait for me in the car.
When Siichi measures his blood pressure, his blood...
How's it looking?
What is this?
Siichi?
Shut up.
I can't take it off.
I can't.
It's so hot.
Is it hot, Siichi?
Siichi?
Why are you calling me Siichi?
That's enough.
It's embarrassing.
Do you want me to call you like that?
Okay.
When I go to a concert or a sales event, I call you Siichi.
Call me cute.
Why are you calling me old man?
Take it off.
Take it off. You're wet.
Your butt, too.
Turn on Mr. Sugatani.
Mr. Sugatani?
Take it off.
Siichi?
Take it off.
It's so hot.
Mr. Sugatani!
I don't know you.
It's so hot.
It's a prank for you.
A prank for me?
I don't know what it is.
A prank?
Well...
It's a butt...
It's a butt.
It's hot in here!
Correct.
Mr. Sugatani!
It's hot!
Mr. Sugatani!
It's crazy!
That's not true!
Fall decoration prank festival.
Byou de...kamasu de...ippatsu kamasu...
Oh, what does that mean?
And! Will the ex-hero actor help a woman in a pinch?!
I'm sorry!
Oh my god!
Is my battery charged? Someone help me!
To make that wish, we sent a direct message.
Sorry for the wait!
I'm in a bit of a hurry...
Leave it to me!
Even this is free...
AXA Direct.
Online and offline sales of up to 22,000 yen each.
I've never had an accident before! Help me!
To make that wish, we sent a direct message.
Yes, this is AXA Direct.
My partner is mad at me...
I'll change my phone.
I didn't know you'd go that far...
AXA Direct.
Online and offline sales of up to 22,000 yen each.
The comic team has too many mangas.
Which one do you like?
You can now see all the mangas you can try for free.
All of them for free?!
Bam! Bam! You've tried them all!
There are too many mangas and too many freebies!
The comic team is...
My husband and I work together, so we sometimes clean up late at night.
Even when we're in the dust, it's surprisingly quiet, so we were able to clean up without worrying about it.
Duskin Mop. You can try it!
It's finally done!
It's a non-alcoholic highball.
It's just a joke, right?
Whoa!
Isn't it good?!
It's delicious!
It really is a highball!
Right?!
Non-alcoholic highball.
From Sutley!
Natulie.
Natulie's jasmine lotion.
Huh?
It's now available for free!
It's not sticky...
It's refreshing!
It's plentiful!
Refreshing.
Moisturizing for your skin.
Natulie.
Natulie's jasmine lotion.
With cash plus...
With future plus...
With cash plus...
With future plus...
For a tomorrow where everyone can be excited...
Listener...
Curel.
A dry air.
It suddenly came.
Autumn dryness.
Before it gets rough, Curel.
It's deep inside your skin.
Curel.
Deep moisture spray.
Over 8 million copies.
Zoff Smart.
Zoff.
Kappa is good again today.
It's a new sea urchin, but it's 110 yen.
Drink something important and drink it again.
It's a new sea urchin, but it's 110 yen.
Kappa is the best.
Kappa.
Wait, wait, it's fun.
That smile.
That excitement.
Once again at the movie theater.
ONE PIECE FILM RED
You can get a gift for joining us!
Soben, Soben, Soukenbeint.
One of these outdoor wall paintings is made of high quality paint with a life span of more than ten years.
You can paint this and that.
The total price is 770,000 yen.
Outdoor wall painting is Soukenbeint.
Byou de Dajare Dokkiri.
Byou de Kamasu de Ippatsu Kamasu.
Byou de Kamasu de Ippatsu Kamashitao.
Kamasu is a sea urchin that lives in both hot and cold water.
When you eat it, it's delicious when you grill it in salt.
This time, we'll make it 1.5 meters long.
Like this, from behind the target who came.
Byou de Ippatsu Kamashitearimasu.
Byou de Dajare Dokkiri.
At Misaki in Kanagawa Prefecture, there is a fake location for fishing.
The person who came there is...
Hello! Thank you for coming!
She will most likely appear in the new story's first episode.
This time you will be fishing here.
Are there any fish here?
Of course there are.
How about it?
But... But... But... But...
Ah! There is one! There is one! There is one!
Eh? Isn't there one? It looks like there is one here.
Eh? This one is really big!
This one is really big!
Amazing!
Why?!
What?!
Wait, it's cold!
Wait a minute!
Wait! Explain!
There are a lot of things in my nose!
It's cold!
I'm jealous!
Ah! Ah! That's a good impression!
As expected! The first one is the best!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
I'll shoot you down!
You too! I'll shoot you down!
This is the first nosebleed I've ever had in my life!
What's this? Did it hit you?
Wait!
I think it hit me a little.
Did it hit you a little?
Yes.
Was it an unexpected trouble?
It was a trouble.
It was unexpected, wasn't it?
It's very powerful. What's in it?
It's a weight.
It's not a weight. There's iron in it.
Iron.
What's this?
This is the first nosebleed I've ever had in my life!
What's that?
That's a kamasu.
Kamasu...
Kamasu and kamasu.
Kamasu and one kamasu.
Kamasu and one kamasu!
I got kamasu'd!
Who else will do it?
You!
What are you worried about?
There's something I'm worried about.
Will someone do it?
It's my first nosebleed.
Am I the only one?
If it's not funny, will you do it again?
I think you can do it.
Next is...
He's a well-known actor.
His name is Parchin, also known as Kazuki Horike.
I'm Kazuki Horike. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm going to break him!
Speaking of Parchin,
he's an actor who appears in "Tokyo Revengers".
Master, I'm in the middle of treatment.
In this show,
Parchin appears as a prank actor.
It's delicious.
We're going to fish here.
There's a fish!
I see it!
Can you see it?
Is it this way?
I think it's this way.
Is it around here?
Parchin!
Die! Die!
My legs...
That's the wrong way of throwing.
Go away!
Go!
What are you doing?
Remember! Remember!
That's the wrong way of throwing!
Dockiri Grand Prix
This is "Dockiri Grand Prix".
Yes.
I feel like...
What's that?
Where did that come from?
That's "Gajare Dockiri".
What's that?
That's "kamasu".
"Kamasu"?
"Kamasu" and...
Kamasu
"Kamasu" and "kamasu"
It's perfect.
"Gajare Dockiri Festival".
"Dockiri Grand Prix".
"Dockiri Grand Prix" is...
It lives in Pacific Oceans, South Africa and other regions.
It's a marine mammal that swims in water.
This time, it will lure a 1.5 meter long creature in the Philippines...
...and target it in the sea.
No way!
It's not like you can spend 20 million yen!
- I see! - I see!
- It's been a while. - As if it's over, she's chatting with the staff.
Then...
- Does it feel good? - Yes, it does.
- From behind you... - What?
A surprise that sneaks up from behind.
- On your own? - On your own?
- Isn't it like this? - On your own?
- Are you kidding me?
- You're kidding me, right? - It's easier to swim, right?
- Do you want me to push you? - No, it's okay.
- Are you okay? - Where?
- Are you okay? - No, I'm not okay.
- There's a lot of dirt! - What about this?
- This isn't a prank! - This isn't a prank!
- But it's coming off! - This isn't a prank!
What's that?
What's that? Is it fun?
- It's coming off! - It's coming off!
- You two are coming off!
- What's this? - This is also a prank.
Oh, I get it!
It's "get married" and "get married."
You're quick!
I get it!
You're stupid adults!
- Let's go swimming! - I'm in!
I'm in!
This is the best thing ever!
- But it was more fun than I expected. - That's good!
- It's coming off! - It's coming off!
I'm just going to bump into you.
What is this?
What are you talking about?
I can't see anything.
I'm not here to hold this.
Diver-san!
I won!
You won by one shot.
What is this?
It's a hot-air balloon.
A hot-air balloon?
I can't turn it around.
That's funny.
After the shoot,
something unusual happened.
What happened?
What?
While chatting with the staff...
You've improved a lot.
What if I don't score?
That's not how it's done, Taguchi!
You can't do it like that.
What was that?
Help me!
You can't help him in many ways.
Help me!
Thank you so much, Parchi!
Thank you!
When Parchi got on board and fell down, Shiba-chan said, "That's not right."
That's not right at all!
It's too strict!
We can't suddenly start doing things we want to do!
It's too strict!
It's okay because you're my husband!
Hasegawa-san, what do you think about dropping a kamasu with just one kamasu?
It's a pain in the ass!
It's a pain in the ass, isn't it?
No, no, your eyes are already wide open!
It's because I didn't open them last night!
It's been a year since you last came back.
Ex-hero actor limited prank!
Hello!
Someone I love!
If you see someone in trouble in front of you...
Will you save them?
Or will you pretend not to see them?
But if you're an ex-hero actor who played a hero...
You've always saved me!
I won't let you get away with this!
And today's guest is...
Who is it?
Kamen Rider Gates!
Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger!
Actors who played two heroes!
Will they save these troubled women?
Ex-hero actor limited prank!
Protect weak women from villains!
Escape from buildings with a prank!
This is the stage of this prank!
A lot of bad guys are about to come out of the building!
The target is...
How much is this building rental?
It's like a fake show.
Suddenly, an idol from a supporter asks for help saying, "I'm being chased by a bad guy."
While protecting her, she has to escape from the bad guys who are approaching her.
She is involved in a very heroic situation.
And this time, the target is...
26-year-old Gaku Oshida who played the role of Kamen Rider Geist in "Kamen Rider Zi-O".
This is Oshida, a motorcycle rider who is asked for help in "Poka Poka" show in the afternoon.
And this idol next to her is the heroine who asks for help today.
She is called "trickster".
Then, in order to predict the rent of the building, she goes around the building in a fake show.
But this is also a trick to remember the route when you escape from the bad guys later.
By the way, their smartphones are collected for appropriate reasons such as not to look up the world of "quiz" during the show.
In the middle of the fake show...
The target, who has defeated a lot of tricksters and idols...
Then, she goes there...
Then, the idol is called by the manager.
You know, Mr. Saito, who used to be the manager...
Mr. Saito?
He's been contacting me a lot.
Is it dark here?
No, it's not good.
What should I do?
What should I do? What should I do now?
From the conversation between the idol and the manager, which is quite large...
It turns out that the idol is being persistently followed by the ex-manager.
Since she's seen it a lot, she should have heard it clearly from the target.
I heard it clearly.
Now, show me the power of Kamen Rider!
For the sake of being a hero!
Oshida's waiting room is on the seventh floor of the building.
There, she takes a break until the next shooting.
Then, she goes there...
Wow!
What's going on?
Excuse me!
May I speak with you for a moment?
What's up?
The company I'm working for and...
I see.
The ex-manager...
They've come all the way to this building, haven't they?
Ex-manager? Not the one before?
Yes.
May I stay here for a moment?
Of course.
Shall I call the ex-manager?
No, it's okay. It's dangerous.
Then, the persistent ex-manager's men come.
Will Oshida, who played Kamen Rider Geese, help the idol like a hero?
I'm scared...
Where are you?
Seriously?
It's dangerous...
Oh my god!
Wow!
Please don't die!
By the way, where are the staffs up there?
Let's go and get them!
Up there?
There you are!
You are so manly!
She has always been calm and calm even in emergency situations.
For them, this emptiness should be reassuring.
Next, they go down the stairs and go to the restaurant zone on the 3rd floor.
When they are cornered here, how do the heroes save the idols?
The 3rd floor floor, where they ran in after them, is still followed from the front.
Where did you go?
Oh my god! I'm cornered!
Stay there for a second!
Oh my god! I'm cornered!
Stay there for a second!
Ordinary people don't say such hero-like lines in real life.
Rather, they are completely in hero mode!
This way!
You are so mature!
They have no choice but to go back the way they came.
However, even from there...
Oh my god!
They are cornered!
And they decide to hide behind the sofa in the room.
This is a good place!
This is tough! I'm sorry!
Is it here?
What if the staff went there?
I don't think so.
Oh my god!
I'm cornered!
I can't move at all!
Then, five minutes later...
Shit...
Enemies are gone!
I'm sorry.
Now is your chance to leave!
Or rather, you'll have to move for the next development.
And now for the climax!
On the 5th floor, a 2-meter-tall last boss awaits you!
Two people are looking for staff at the emergency staircase.
There he is!
Oh no!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Oh no!
And at that moment...
What's wrong? What's wrong?
It's cracked!
It's cracked?
What do we do?
Can you stand up? Can you stand up?
You can't stand up.
Wait a minute. What do we do?
Okay.
Let's use a hot water bottle.
I'm sorry!
He immediately starts running with a woman who has sprained her ankle.
Can Shunji do this?
It's a difference between an ordinary person and a hero!
What do we do?
Are you okay?
But it's locked and the door won't open.
And then...
It's open! It's open!
What do we do?
Oh, wait!
Oh, I don't like this.
He is completely cornered.
Are you a manager?
I'm a former manager.
A former?
Can you tell me about it?
About her accident?
Yes.
What are you going to do about it?
Anyway, shall I say it?
And here, the reason why she was being chased is obvious.
I'm sorry, I...
You have to return the money you lent me, don't you?
Lend me the money.
Okay.
I can't believe it.
She can't hide her disappointment.
I can't tell you how much it is.
I think I'm going to run out of money.
She found out.
It's a fact that idols are paying off their debts.
What will you do if you hear that?
I'm sorry, but I can't tell you about the money.
I think we can talk about it at the company.
Can you give me back my girlfriend?
Your girlfriend?
Yes.
What will you do if you give me back my girlfriend?
I don't have the spirit of the Showa era.
She said it clearly.
What will you do if you give me back my girlfriend?
I don't have the spirit of the Showa era.
A 26-year-old young man fell in love with an unusual adult.
Even if he pays off his debt, he can't help his girlfriend if she is in trouble.
He is the real hero.
I can't tell you about it.
Bring him to me.
The one who appeared there was...
He was a tall man who was two meters tall.
I knew it.
Yes, he is the director who starred in movies like "Kingdom" and others.
His name is AMI-201.
Will he be able to protect idols from this big guy outside of the project?
This is dangerous.
I'm really sorry.
I said it, but I'm going to protect you in front of me.
Can I ask you now?
Even if you ask me now, no one will blame you.
But I'm scared of him.
I'm really scared of him when he comes to that girl alone.
As expected, he was a real hero.
I'm not talking about adults.
Please decide properly and give me back the money.
Let me tell you a story from now on.
The money that the idol had borrowed will definitely be taken away.
The amount of money he borrowed was only 500 yen.
Can I give it back?
I'll give it back.
I'll give you back 500 yen.
You're persistent.
Are you thinking about it?
There's no way.
Now, he will tell you the truth.
It's not me!
I'm watching you!
It's probably a prank, isn't it?
I borrowed 500 yen for this prank.
I really thought you shouldn't do it.
I thought you were crazy.
The next hero is...
Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger's leader, Komagine Kita, 23 years old.
Nakano-san.
Yes?
The manager in front of you, Saito-san?
Yes?
He said he'd come here.
Here?
He said he'd come here.
Come?
What should we do?
You can hear it, can't you?
What should we do?
He said "what should we do" twice in a loud voice, so you should be able to hear it clearly.
Now, the first hero prank!
An idol who runs away from the manager!
A hero is taking a break in the waiting room.
And there...
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Can I say something?
Yes.
It's not a conversation...
The ex-manager came all the way to this building...
W-w-what's going on?
He had a little fight with the company...
What should we do?
And there...
The ex-manager's men approach!
What's going on?
What should I do?
Before the woman who asks for help, the ex-hero, what will you do?
Here?
Ex-hero, as soon as you chase the idol, go deep!
Anyone there?
The voice can be heard from there.
But, it's hard for them to come in.
Yes, as for the story, they can't meet yet, so their enemies are waiting outside.
Then, finally...
Where are you? Were you there?
Oh, you're not there.
I'm sorry for getting you involved.
Not at all.
It's amazing. I didn't know this could happen.
With the help of the ex-managers' women, they successfully escaped.
In search of help, they head for the lower floor.
Hero Prank Part 2
You'll be caught by the bad guys and you'll be doomed!
It was fun to be on the third floor.
It's easy.
I'll go downstairs and go home.
Don't go downstairs. It's dangerous.
With caution in hand, they rush to the third floor.
The elevator they're heading for is just outside of this restaurant.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Are you okay?
But...
Where did you go?
Oh, no!
What will you do?
What should I do?
She took off from the elevator.
And she is approaching from behind.
She is scary.
She is absolutely a drama queen.
How will she overcome this situation?
And...
Stop!
Who is the worst?
Wow!
This is a three-hour special program based on Shidori's second-generation rusty results!
She is totally in love.
"Question Time" will win again!
Sunday night at 7 p.m. on the 15th!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Autumn's Judgement Drama
Monthly Investigation
Where is the missing one yen coin?
Why don't you look it up?
Even if you don't have the money, you can't let the culprit escape!
"Investigation" starts on the 16th.
Japanese stainless steel, Japanese stainless steel, in Japan's stainless steel.
That and this are active in various places every day.
The world is made of steel.
Japan's stainless steel.
In Japan's stainless steel.
Kaisei Denchouhou Honkaku Start
It's my first time hearing it.
There is little time left for the sun to shine.
Their fate is...
Hurry up!
The building is...
The broadcast from here will be provided by the sponsors you see.
Kobayashi Pharmaceutical
Uterus that doesn't come out of the uterus.
My breath and butt hurt!
Oil comes out of the uterus that hardens at the exit.
When you drink this, the oil wraps around the valve at the exit and comes out smoothly.
Doesn't it hurt?
Oil comes out.
Oh, Kobayashi Pharmacist!
This "itoyoji surutto hairu" is...
Even between narrow blades that don't seem to fit...
It goes in smoothly and comes out smoothly.
It's easy for the first time.
itoyoji surutto hairu
The miso soup changes with the soup stock.
If you use the soup stock for miso soup,
The aroma of freshly chopped bonito flakes spreads softly.
The deep flavor of the soup stock seeps into the body.
Because the soup stock uses bonito flakes soaked in their own method.
The aroma and flavor of bonito flakes are packed as it is.
Freshly chopped and fragrant soup stock.
Welcome!
"eato l"!
"riviel"!
itoyoji surutto hairu
That girl has a small camera called "instax par".
She always takes pictures for fun and easily.
Let's eat!
Come on!
♪ What's different from everyone else ♪
♪ Now, I want to do it with everyone ♪
♪ Hold hands and embrace ♪
♪ Accept the price ♪
With par, you can take that picture and this picture.
Excitement links.
Take it with instax par and check print.
instax par.
Instax link.
Fujifilm.
The first deliciousness is completed.
A new thing.
Beer and softness.
I'm excited.
Can I drink it?
Which one?
Okay, let's eat.
Eh, wait! Um, I'm really surprised! It's new!
Softly...
Eh, this is also from Ichiban Shibori, right?
From Ichiban Shibori, the first deliciousness!
"Yawara Kajitate" newly released!
Um, you know, it's really delicious!
Hero Prank Part 2
Being trapped by the bad guys
Yes?
I'm scared...
No, but I think it's better to say it, this.
It's better to say "please don't come anymore".
If you say that, I'll keep coming from here.
To the ordinary-looking chasers
For some reason, he speaks strongly about what he should say
Komagine
"Not only that, but he is actually" "Yawara!"
"an experienced Karate practitioner" "So cool!"
He has won a championship before
and is a real hero who doesn't transform!
Then, Komagine
I'll go now, really.
Eh? But you're not alone, you're with both of them.
If it's just the two of us, it's a one-time thing.
Really! Wait! It's dangerous!
So cool!
So reliable!
So cool!
I'll go now, really.
If it's just the two of us, it's a one-time thing.
To the ordinary-looking chasers
If it's to protect someone, they will stand up for it!
That is the ultimate Karate!
They say, they are heroes!
I'm sorry, really. It's dangerous!
Either way, it's dangerous.
Excuse me, could you please stop?
Wow, he's strong!
His patterns are cool!
Isn't it embarrassing for such a large number of people to come?
Can't you do anything by yourself?
However, when the gate was opened, the staff was scared because it was likely to be killed instantly by a powerful karate.
It's really dangerous! It's dangerous!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
What is it?
Huh?
Not good!
The ex-hero is trying to enter battle mode!
Den-san, run away!
I think I saw the staff up there. Didn't they say they'd meet us on the 5th floor?
On the 5th floor... But my manager and make-up artist said they'd meet us there.
That's right. Let's go to the 5th floor.
At the point of malady of the underdog, they led the ex-hero northward and protected the staff.
We were saved!
And now for the climax!
They gave up on the elevator and headed up again!
On the 5th floor, the final battle between the hero and the ex-manager begins!
The final episode of "Hero Prank"!
A battle with a 2-meter-tall last boss!
It's always like that.
What are you doing at that moment?
No, I'm always running away like this.
To the underground room.
And when they tried to go to the back door...
Where is it?!
- Did you find it? - Hey!
Hide, hide!
Is it here?!
At last, the ex-manager...
What are you doing?!
I was trying to open it...
And then...
- Get out of there! - I couldn't open it!
Excuse me, what have you been doing?
I'm scared.
- Wow, awesome! - Cool!
Cool! Awesome!
In an instant, Komagine picked up the Comber Sword.
Even if there is only one person, there is no harm in it.
He is a hero!
It's too cool.
Stop!
- Wow! - Awesome!
Who is the strongest?
Who is it?
- Even if it's three against one, she didn't back down. - Cool!
Komagine is in hero mode.
And now, she will tell you why she is being chased.
You have to pay me back for what you owe me, right?
In reality, idols are just stepping down their debts.
What will a hero do when he hears about it?
Leaving behind the money you owe me, are you going to come at me like this?
I'm scared.
Even if you are stepping down your debts,
you have to protect yourself.
That's what a hero does.
Cool!
And at that moment...
- I can't stand it. - I'm scared.
- Come with me. - Okay.
And then, Komagine appears.
He's here!
He's so cute.
Overwhelming height difference.
Former hero.
What will you do?
He's getting closer.
As expected of this height difference.
Has he lost his voice?
And at that moment...
Let's talk over there for now.
That's cool.
Let's talk over there for now.
Is it something for such a large number of people to do?
Former hero and actor's heart wasn't broken.
Why are there so many people gathered for money?
Isn't there a lot of other things to do?
Former hero and actor's heart wasn't broken.
And the fact of that debt is obvious.
I'll give it back.
Can I give it back?
I'll give you back 500 yen.
What?
I just wanted to eat beef bowl.
You're so persistent.
I'll tell you the truth.
My legs are shaking.
I really don't want you to do it.
What is this?
When that big person came, I really didn't want you to do it.
My legs are shaking.
If it's just the three of us, we could use weapons.
Weapons, weapons.
This is the weapon I could fight with the most in my eyes.
When that big person came, I really didn't want you to do it.
I really didn't want you to do it.
I was really surprised.
On the contrary, I was scared of the staff, but I did my best.
That's right.
But my legs were shaking.
That's cute.
That's good.
You did your best.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I was wondering if you said that.
If it's me, I'll say it.
I've never fought with anyone like you.
Thank you very much.
You did your best.
On this day, a super rich actor who rarely appears in variety shows came to the studio thinking it was an advertisement for a TV drama.
Huh?
Wow!
Good morning.
Come in. Come in.
What's wrong with you?
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
No, no.
You're Mr. Mukai, right? I'm also here, Mr. Moriyama.
Yeah.
Still...
NHK Asado is a Thai actor, Mukai Osamu.
Is it you?
Born in Tokyo, he is a opening ceremony dancer.
He also won the Japan Academy Award.
Moriyama Mirai is an actor.
Congratulations.
In Hollywood, he starred in director Spielberg's work.
Morisaki Wynn.
Wow, amazing members!
And recently, he's been active as an actor.
Sekiguchi Mendy.
Paripi Koumei is a popular drama starring these four people.
Koumei was born in modern-day Shibuya.
He is a new singer who will become a military leader.
A phrase that's hard to say.
Can you say it five times in a row?
Bob Marley Explosion!
An actor who rarely appears in variety shows is here for a special!
You'll do it for me, Mukai and Moriyama?
Now, it's time for eye-returning technique!
Back leaking!
Moony Man!
You can safely leak your back with a loose pocket!
Leak-free declaration, moony!
Today's little leak is unpredictable.
It's more than I expected.
Germnap will suck in water and smell.
Your worry about leaking will go away, too!
Water repellent, germnap!
7-Eleven, Passionate Chinese Fare!
A red-and-white 4,000 yen restaurant specializing in the usual spiciness,
Mabo Fried Rice!
A soup with a rich umami flavor mixed with noodles,
South Korean-style chicken and vegetable soba!
In addition!
Yurinchi and Jar Jar Noodle, etc.
A collection of proud dishes!
Today, it's Passionate Chinese!
7-Eleven, Passionate Chinese Fare!
Do you want a wrap?
One of each!
Isn't this cute?
Saran Wrap?
It might be cute!
Here, hold it up for me!
Wow, it looks great on you!
Let's buy it!
All wraps are the same!
No, they're not.
Saran Wrap has a different inside.
It's super tight!
It's soft!
The inside is important, isn't it?
Saran Wrap!
It's on sale now!
Many fans have come to see it!
This summer,
130,000 people have come to see it!
The eastern face sword is...
...a figure!
The details are meticulously crafted!
About one-tenth of the actual size is reproduced perfectly!
It's on sale at Gashapon all over Japan!
For more details about the eastern face sword and the show's famous goods,
please visit the show's official website!
A bombastic explosion!
A rare actor who doesn't appear in variety shows has come to "THE SPECIAL"!
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I haven't heard of it.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
Of course we can't tell you about it.
It's a prank.
It's a prank, so we can't tell you about it.
Of course you're playing the leading role.
Yes.
Of course you don't fight in the field, do you?
No, we don't.
You don't fight in the field, do you?
No, we don't.
You don't fight in the field, do you?
You don't have any image of variety shows with Mr. Moriyama, do you?
Can you call this a variety show?
I don't know what it is, but it's a variety show.
It's a variety show.
You don't have any image of it, do you?
No, we don't.
Morisaki Wing, an actor who has appeared in the Hollywood movie directed by Steven Spielberg.
You're a Hollywood star, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're a Hollywood star, aren't you?
Don't say "yes", man.
How about you, Kandai?
I can't say it.
You can't say it now, can you?
I haven't heard anything about it, so I'm quite upset now.
Oh, I see.
First of all, some hard-to-say phrases will appear.
In order, you have to say "once every first week", "twice every second week" and so on.
It's a team-responsibility game in which everyone explodes the moment someone says something.
If all four of you say "fifth week" without saying anything, you win the game.
Why do you look like you want us to do our best?
What is it?
Do our best?
What is it?
We have to do something for the team.
If you succeed in this game, you will get 100,000 yen.
Since everyone wants to launch the game, the staff is coming to support you.
May I say something?
Don't you have eyes?
May I say something?
You are the one who rarely appears in variety shows.
The first hard-to-say phrase that rarely appears in variety shows is...
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
The first hard-to-say phrase is "Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea."
Can top actors say it without chewing?
If you know what it means, you can say it easily.
I'm sorry. I can't say it.
First of all, listen to me.
Imagine it.
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you now.
Then, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
Great.
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
Wow!
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
Great!
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
- You can do it! - Nice!
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
- You did it! - You did it!
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
- You did it! - You ate salmon and tea!
That was very difficult.
This is scary!
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
As expected of the super glamorous actor.
He even showed his smooth start.
The actor is amazing!
Early in the morning, I eat salmon and tea.
- You did it! - You ate salmon and tea!
Mendy Sekiguchi's wailing mistake.
As I thought...
It might be better for you all to apologize, right, Sekiguchi-san?
I'm sorry!
Isn't it vibrating?
It's like this.
I made a huge mistake.
I apologize to you all.
Who will apologize and say "I'm sorry"?
When you catch a cold, Ruru will kick you!
When you catch a child's cold...
Ruru will kick you!
Ruru is small and easy to drink.
You can take it from children to adults.
Always in your family's medicine box.
When you catch a fever, Ruru will kick you!
When you catch a Japanese cold, Ruru will help you!
I'll help you!
Ping-pong!
Good work!
What do you want to do today?
Let's go see clothes!
Or karaoke!
Or...
Pokeka!
Pokeka?!
Or... Pokeka?!
Play games!
Or...
Or... Pokeka?!
You can't play video games.
Let's do it!
Or...
Or... Pokeka?!
Let's do it!
A starting deck you can play for 550 yen!
Or... Pokeka?!
A starting deck you can play for 550 yen!
Even if you keep being told it's impossible...
Don't you want to try it?
For example, this.
A floating plant.
I hope the world gets a little brighter...
Isn't it nice?
I think the driving force of challenge is to enjoy it.
Right, Mr. Nuruze Tsuentai?
Fun manga underground science.
Nice hit!
With all his might...
Go Mendy gets another penalty!
Could it be?!
3...
2...
1...
This morning's breakfast is salmon with tea.
Wonderful!
This morning's breakfast is salmon with tea.
This is bad!
I'm sorry!
This is bad!
This is really bad!
I'm scared!
This morning's breakfast is salmon with tea.
Academy Award winner Moriyama gets a penalty!
Will he go Mendy?!
Mr. Nuruze... Please...
No, no, no!
I'm really sorry!
Please forgive me!
I'm sorry!
Please forgive me for that!
Is it okay?!
I'm sorry!
You made a mistake!
I'm really sorry!
You made a mistake!
I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
You'll hurt your career!
No, no! I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
You made a huge mistake!
I'm sorry for you all!
Next...
The moment someone blunders...
Everyone's chairs explode!
If you'll excuse me!
Yum!
Wow!
It's stable!
Wow!
Amazing!
Eiji!
What is this?
What is it?
[cheers and applause]
Oh, really?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
I can't believe it.
What's wrong with you?
My back hurts!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
Does your butt hurt?
Does it hurt?
Does it really hurt?
It hurts so much.
It's my first time.
I'm a little happy about it.
Oh, I see.
You're happy about it.
What do you think?
Is it true?
Is it like this?
What do you think about the electric current?
I didn't feel the electric current.
What do you mean you didn't feel it?
It wasn't like "bing bing bing" or anything like that, was it?
It exploded.
It rarely appears in variety shows.
The bomb explosion of gorgeous actors and actresses...
Once again...
This is absolutely true, but there is absolutely no first episode of me.
Hey, you!
Hey, run!
You stopped me from coming closer!
Hey, you!
Hey!
Hey, you!
I can't live like this.
I'm sorry I didn't notice you.
I'm definitely not a fan of you.
With that in mind, let's move on to our second topic.
The next difficult phrase is...
"Kyuko-kiki-kyakkya-kan".
What?!
"Kyuko-kiki-kyakkya-kan".
"Kyakkya-kan".
"Kyakkya-kikyo-kikyo".
The next difficult phrase is...
"Kyuko-kiki-kyakkya-kan".
"Kyuko" means "kyakkya" in kanji.
This is "kyakkya" feeling. Do you know "kyakkya" feeling?
"Kyuko" means "kyakkya" in kanji.
When you suddenly hear "kyuko", you feel "kyakkya", don't you?
"Kyuko" means "kyakkya" in kanji.
Let's try "kyakkya" feeling.
Segiguchi, please show "kyakkya" feeling as if you were "kyuko".
Let's go.
"Oh, Segiguchi, you are "kyuko" today."
"Wow, you are really "kyuko" today."
Please sit down.
You are wrong.
I'm not "kyakkya".
But, after all, you are doing "Winston" over there.
I want to see the actual song.
The actual song?
You are an American actor.
"Winston", you are "kyuko" today.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I got this!
You are great.
This is it.
By the way, I'm excited. Would you like to try it?
No, I'm fine.
Why are you looking at me?
I won't do it.
Why are you looking at me?
I won't do it.
Mr. Ogi and Mr. Benjamin will never do it.
I will never do it.
I will never do it!
Will it be cleared this time?
Fly!
Tokucha researcher.
Chief, Tokucha is a little expensive, isn't it?
There is a reason for the high price.
Look, the Kirsechin Gold reader has low body fat.
That's the reason.
That is the reason for the high price.
I see. I'm hungry.
Fact.
Since week eight, the low body fat limit has been approved.
Let's choose the result. Tokucha.
It starts tomorrow!
A new plan has just appeared on Docomo!
Smartphones are happy, too!
I've been waiting for this Docomo!
Let's buy a smartphone stand and approve it!
Let's go to Docomo shop right now!
Cream stew from S.B.
Wow!
I'm tired!
It's a reward.
What kind of reward?
A living reward.
That's right!
Flappe came to Mac!
Huh? Flappe and potato!
It's possible!
With an umbrella and a cover...
No way, with a foundation...
Born.
Roller beauty solution foundation.
With a roller...
Moisture veil.
Glossy.
Running.
Rolling.
Glossy.
Prima vista.
I thought it couldn't be helped for you to put on weight...
But there are things we can do, too.
To restore food...
All well!
The grains collapse quickly and reduce the recovery!
For a healthier everyday...
All well!
A new way of getting along with beer! Begins now!
Born!
3.5% alcohol content super dry!
Don't forget the time and drink it!
Today and tomorrow!
To continue to shine more!
Sharpened!
Transparent dry!
We have a lot of things we want to do!
Mr. Donuts!
Yamcha's 30th Anniversary Lunch Soba is...
Meeting the world's soup!
Tom Yam Kun!
Fukahire Soup!
V-ya Bass!
Mr. Yamcha's 30th Anniversary World Soup Noodles!
WONDERFUL!
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS WONDER
BOMB MAJI EXPLOSION!
RARELY IN VARIETY SHOWS, BUT HERE COMES THE SPECIAL!
PLEASE!
THREE...
TWO...
ONE...
Feeling of dismissal of sudden crisis...
This is wonderful!
Amazing!
Feeling of dismissal of sudden crisis...
Perfect!
Feeling of dismissal of sudden crisis...
You can do it!
Feeling of dismissal of sudden crisis...
Perfect!
Feeling of dismissal of sudden crisis...
You can do it!
Feeling of dismissal of sudden crisis...
This is crazy!
This is completely...
This is the third time?
Yes.
This is the third time he's made a mistake.
This is really crazy.
What?
You can't do it!
You said "kyakkya", didn't you?
Was "kyakkya" better for you?
It felt like it was better, so I said "kyakkya".
Oh, I see.
Kyakkya.
I'm going crazy!
Don't do it again.
He's going crazy!
Let's go.
Did he make it five weeks in a row?
Did he make it five years in a row?
Three...two...one...
Nine attacks...kyakyakan...nine attacks...kyakyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhyakan...nine attacks...khyakhy
kyuukoukiki...khyakhyakan...
(snap)
kyuukyou...
(cheers)
(laughter)
(cheers)
Three...two...one...
That's amazing, four times.
I want to see it five times.
You can do it!
I can never make a mistake.
Wow, he's concentrating.
Wow!
You can do it!
Wow!
Great!
Wow!
You can do it!
This man!
The strongest spy!
Awesome Fortune!
Let's stop the black trade of $100 million with our immediate team!
Operation Fortune!
Don't buy it every day!
Beginner's Amigo also assists function.
Main degree. Mask and goods, zoku zoku!
DMM on play now!
On play!
If it is a value matching of VIZ, you can know each other through the inside.
I can't talk forever.
I can be myself.
I want to meet only the people I already meet.
VIZ. You can not use it for under 18 years old.
It was troublesome, but it was fun.
You can not win.
I am fascinated by the living room.
I am fascinated by my house.
Are you fascinated?
By my mom.
Liar.
The more my heart is taken away, the more I am fascinated by my house. Kobayashi residence.
Risterine is not only for repair and prevention!
Acdamagin that increases with dryness goes into your mouth!
Stop with your mouth! Acdamagin!
Acdamagin!
Risterine for Acdamagin!
Stop with your mouth!
Acdamagin!
Wow!
Best Take Can Be Used
AI Smartphone Created by Google
Google Pixel 8 New Appearance
Look at reality.
Are you dreaming too much?
How many do you think there are?
Shut up!
Cut open the path you believe in.
This is the right path.
A new style is coming.
SAMURAI BACK
Curel
Dry air.
Suddenly came.
Autumn dryness.
Before it gets rough,
Curel immediately.
Swaying to the back of the skin.
Curel Deep Moisture Spray
Wow!
This much is just right.
Well, Mr. Yamasa,
I really want you to use it more,
but well, now...
Freshness is good and can be used up.
300ml bottle.
Yamasa. Freshness life.
Mr. Yamasa is excited.
A genius chef cooks a great meal.
Yummy!
At 7 p.m. in the morning.
It's terrible.
What?
At 7 p.m. in the afternoon.
The last 5 weeks.
If you don't bite it, you'll clear it.
However,
as soon as you bite it, everyone's chair explodes.
Could it be...
Curel Deep Moisture Spray
Wow!
It's amazing!
It was terrible just now, but...
It's amazing!
It's amazing! It's amazing!
Damn it!
That was my first clear.
That was close.
That was amazing.
That was a good first one.
I'm going to apologize for this.
Damn it!
I had like ten of those in there.
Apologizing with everyone's responsibility is...
Mr. Mukai, as everyone's responsibility...
I didn't make any mistakes.
That's true.
That's amazing.
Wait a minute.
What did you apologize for?
I'm sorry I couldn't make it.
I didn't know it would turn out like this.
Mr. Moriyama didn't know about this and joined us.
I don't think Mr. Moriyama will ever be on "KONOHA" again.
Not at all.
That's my responsibility.
Shouldn't someone apologize for this?
That's right.
I'm sorry.
Apologize for this.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
I'm sorry!
I love you!
I hope you enjoy it!
I love you!
I hope you enjoy it!
I love you!
As expected!