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SHUT UP!
(screaming)
Tonight's prank Grand Prix is a two-hour special!
That evil-friendly youkai duo have appeared for the first time in a while!
Something's up! Something's up! Something's up!
If they find out, it's the end of the prank game and the biggest pinch in history!
This year's Grand Prix, behind the huge hit parade and live broadcast, there was a secret prank going on!
Four sisters greet their older brothers!
And a new plan! A strategy used by famous people in the past for a prank?!
Learn history with a prank!
(screaming)
Maybe this is the most popular lesson in the world!
Now, let's have a fun weekend!
And a two-hour ride in a car!
An evil-friendly youkai duo's seriously thought- out prank Grand Prix!
Grand Prix!
A dad suddenly challenges himself to a dodgeball challenge!
An ordinary family who came to Odaiba for fun!
A dad suddenly challenges himself to a dodgeball challenge!
If you win, you get a toy your child wants!
But if you lose, your dad wins!
And the one who wins such a terrifying game is...
The evil Mephist!
But this time, there's a little change in his face.
What? What's changed?
Isn't it thin?
It's true.
Oh, you're right. It's thinner than usual.
No, his makeup time is shorter than usual!
It's gotten really thin.
No, isn't this...
Isn't this Mephist? He's going wild!
His nose is a little long.
Didn't you say that your makeup doesn't show who you are because you don't know who you are?
No, I didn't... But...
I didn't say that!
I've said that it doesn't matter who I am, but...
I need a little more impact.
Dad's Sudden Dodgeball Challenge!
This time, the three sportsman dads with different sports experience will compete!
The first people brought to the studio are...
Masahi and his dad, who happened to come from Saitama Prefecture to play that day.
Have you ever watched Sudden Dodgeball Challenge?
Yes, we've watched it quite a lot.
You've watched it quite a lot... Have you seen this segment before?
Yes.
There is!
Who is it?
It's Kamui.
Oh, wow!
It's Kamui for the first time!
Who is it? Who did you get wrong with?
Dad...
That Mephist... He looks like he's happy.
To think that there was a kid who knew about this project and himself...
I was so happy!
But he's supposed to be a devil, but...
No matter how long it takes, I don't have enough self- awareness of a devil!
Dad, what about sports history?
I played a little bit of baseball.
How long did you play?
From elementary school to high school.
What about your position?
I was mainly an outfielder and catcher.
Can you do it?
Catching the ball...
That's your position, right?
I may not be able to catch the ball, but I'll do my best to catch the kids' hearts.
Go for it, baby!
You're so noisy!
You're so noisy and wonderful!
The kids who will play against their dad are the dodgeball strongest kids in Kanto.
If they can escape from them for a minute, they can get toys that will catch the kids' hearts.
The strongest dodgeball kids vs. their dad who plays baseball.
Go for it!
Will they be able to show their son how cool they are with the catching they learned from baseball?
Will they get toys?
Or will they crush their dad's reputation?
Will they...
Ditchball Challenge!
- Start! - Wow, go! Go! Go!
- Start! Go! Go! - Finally! Finally!
- You're hitting my dad's reputation! - You're doing great!
- It's okay! It's okay! - Stop it! Stop it!
- You can do it! You can do it! - Go! Go! Go!
- Catch Jacky, too! - Go! Go! Go!
It's working!
Oh no!
To the front!
To the back!
That's a tough knee!
Go, go, go!
Dad...
Without even catching it once, it's already two outs...
You can learn from it!
That's right!
When you say something good and try to stand out,
it usually ends up like this!
That's tough!
That's why you shouldn't say it!
I see...
That's all you can say, right?
Now, for the second time!
He's the only one left!
Go, go, go!
If he gets hit one more time, it's over!
Go, go, go!
Will it end without even making a show?
You can do it!
He's aiming at his feet!
Go, go, go!
And at that moment...
Go, go, go!
Oh, his face went up!
Go, go, go!
I'm sorry, but...
Can you take this off for me?
What a surprise!
The 5-speed machine that the kids gave him...
Hit his father's face!
Take this off for me!
But if you take it off, it's okay, right?
There's no way he'll be okay after being hit by something like this!
Is this an everyday occurrence?!
I don't need something like a VR!
I took it off!
But...
At the next moment...
I... I got it!
- Nice one, Dad! - Awesome!
Go for it! Go for it!
So cool! So cool!
So cool!
Go for it! Go for it!
Dad... I caught you, Dad!
Yeah...
I'm sure it hurts.
I'm sure it does.
This might... It might happen.
Don't let it go!
Go for it! Go for it!
Nice, Dad! You did well!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it, Dad!
Go for it!
Catcher! That's our Catcher!
- Ten more seconds and it's over! - Go for it! Go for it!
Now, the victory is high!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
I can't stand it!
The first challenge was a failure!
But it was amazing!
There was a mistake.
It was an amazing battle!
You did your best. It was a nice fight.
Cathy was really angry.
She was angry.
She did her best.
She did her best!
You did your best.
That's right.
You did your best.
I was surprised.
I didn't know you could do it.
I did my best.
She did her best!
The next sportsman who was suddenly brought here is...
The Takuya family who came to play with their wife and daughter.
Let's see if they can run away for a minute or two.
I'm sure I can do it.
They are not just wrestlers.
They are the winners of the Kanto tournament.
I'm sorry, I'm talking.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You said you were a professional.
Kanto tournament.
Do you think you can do it?
I can't do it.
Please cheer for me.
This father is not expected by his family at all.
That's right.
If you are a man in a family of three, you will have this kind of power balance.
I want my father to do his best.
I want you to do your best.
Dad, is there anything you like to do?
Basketball.
Do you think you can do the footwork you learned in basketball?
Maybe.
What strategy do you use?
I hope I can do it.
I see.
I don't have to do it.
You don't have to do it.
I don't have to do it.
I want you to succeed and show your wife and daughter your coolness.
Do your best, dad and dad.
Can she shine in front of her family in the basketball club now?
I want you to show me.
For my beloved daughter, Mr. Abareru, I want a switch.
I want to play basketball.
Dodgeball Challenge Start!
Run! Run! Run!
You're amazing!
Takuya's dad catches a difficult ball in his feet.
He completely ignores his family's instructions not to pick up.
Daughters, today's dads are different!
Isn't this too much?
I'm going to catch a dog!
He's going to catch it!
Can he really catch it?
Awesome!
He can see it!
Run away!
Wow, dad!
Dad, you're amazing!
Amazing!
You're amazing!
Oh, mom, I'm excited!
TAKUYA PAPA's second super catch.
Even though he was completely out of position, he firmly pressed the ball that had flown in.
Do you think you can do it, PAPA?
I don't think I can do it.
I'm out of position, too, PAPA.
I was lightly looked at by my wife and children, and I was laughing at that time.
But I was frustrated with myself for not being expected of me.
That's why I was born for my family today.
You are amazing!
TAKUYA PAPA's second super catch.
Do you think you can do it, PAPA?
I don't think I can do it.
TAKUYA PAPA's second super catch.
This is cool!
You are amazing, PAPA!
You're holding still!
You did it!
You can do it!
Rope!
What will happen now?
Escape!
You have to get out of here!
Run with me!
Run!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
You did it!
Touch bar challenge failed!
What a shame!
It was so close!
You were doing your best!
It was really close!
I couldn't move my legs.
You did your best, dad.
That was a great catch!
That was a nice catch!
I didn't need that.
Can you praise me for that?
Dads who are not afraid of the strongest kids.
The last ones to come are...
A family of four good friends and a good dad.
You're 49 years old.
Do you play any sports?
I used to do kendo.
Kendo!
I did it when I was a student and as a member of society.
I see.
You're good at pushing and pulling.
You must be good at reflexology.
I used to be good at it.
You used to be good at it.
Do you want a switch?
Yes.
Do you want it?
How much do you want it?
I want it until my brain explodes.
I'm sure you want it!
It's better if it's hard.
Until my brain explodes!
Kendo vs. Dodgeball.
It's going to be an unprecedented battle.
How will traditional Japanese martial arts fight?
Will they get toys?
Or will they crush their father's reputation?
Kendo's heart is beating fast!
Dodgeball challenge...
Start!
Do your best!
Look at the ball carefully!
Nice pace! Calm down!
The one minute challenge starts now!
45 seconds left!
Dad, this person is barely moving!
Could it be... he's dodging the ball's trajectory with a symmetrical movement?
Hey! Don't jump in like that!
That's kendo!
Okay, 45 seconds left!
Don't do that!
Huh? Dad, you hit the ball, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
His movement is too symmetrical!
It's too hard to dodge!
What's more, when he hits the ball, he does a weird pose.
It's a match!
Nice balance!
Don't do that!
Seriously! Don't do that!
Do your best! Do your best!
Are the kids getting used to it?
Here's the second out!
He's cornered by a cliff edge!
But kendo can't lose to dodgeball!
10 seconds left!
For the sake of the children and kendo's will, he's going to use all of his strength!
10 seconds left!
Do it! Do it!
Let's move forward, faster than anywhere else!
We'll use renewable energy to move and grow all our storage facilities.
With self-generated electricity, we'll go further.
TOKI FUDOUSAN
Oh, it's cash.
It's convenient.
It will be more convenient.
It's convenient!
Payment!
Yes!
B.I.S. IMPACT GROUP!
It's here, too!
Here, too!
B.I.S. IMPACT GROUP!
The second team's junk is...
Mr. Murakami!
I'd like a vegan meal.
Vegan meal?
Here you are.
Thank you.
The second team's favorite food is...
Of course, it's you!
This program is brought to you by...
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Put it on.
Ah, it was a good rain.
Huh? Is it lavender?
It's bold and has a new scent.
Did you seal away the fresh scent of flowers?
Ah, lavender...
Everyone!
Alert!
Ah, it's me!
ZERBOL!
LENOA!
The pollen is brought into the room about clothes...
Since you're the chief collector of pollen...
I can do it!
LENOA!
If you're a super collector, you can coat your clothes and block pollen!
Collect pollen, too!
LENOA!
Special days are fine, but...
...if you can cherish casual days...
That's why...
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To all of you in Japan...
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Dad suddenly dodged ball challenge!
Dad has been dodging the ball with Kendo's footwork, but in the end...
Two hits in a row!
Go for it!
He was driven into a cliff edge.
But Kendo can't lose to dodgeball!
Ten seconds left!
For the sake of his children and for Kendo's life...
He's giving all of his strength!
Ten seconds left!
Dad, hang in there! Don't lose! Don't give up!
Go for it!
Dad's enemy is Fujiterry!
Don't give up!
Go for it!
Run!
Go for it!
Hey, are you moving?
Go for it!
He jumped over the cliff edge!
Dad!
Go for it!
He won!
Go for it!
That's a pity for Dad!
You're the ones who made him do it!
You won?
Dad, you safely dodged the ball with Kendo's footwork!
Japanese Kendo won against dodgeball!
You guys came up with this idea!
Wow, this is so cool!
Wow, Akari-chan!
Is it cool?
I'm glad you like it.
Did you show it recently?
No, I didn't.
It's so funny.
Here it is!
Thank you!
How do you feel right now?
I'm happy.
My brain is exploding.
What should we say?
Thank you for your sudden help.
We will use new technology more and more.
We will introduce a new technology called remnants.
Remnants are in the way.
Even if we use a curse word, we will use "remnants' dad".
If we use a nickname, we will be called like that.
Remnants' dad.
This is your first recording of the year.
Thank you.
Do you have anything to say?
No, no.
How do you feel?
I'm happy.
Your acting is not good.
It's your first recording of the year.
Mr. Higashino.
Your acting is not good.
He is not feeling well.
He came to Kaoken, Higashino.
That's good.
That's cute.
GeGeGe no Kitaro Youkai Prank
Dad.
I feel courage in Fuji TV again.
In an art warehouse with few people, youkais must be playing pranks.
Youkais like to play pranks on people who are lost.
What?
They like to play pranks on people who are lost.
But...
If you notice...
That's enough.
The party ends immediately.
Tonight, youkais have gathered to play pranks.
The first one is...
Youkai Konaki G.G.
Hello, I'm Konaki.
This time, youkai...
What was it again?
Youkai...
It's the strongest youkai special, isn't it?
Shut up!
What are you doing?
Hello, I'm Konaki.
Since it's the strongest youkai special, we've invited someone.
And the other one is...
It's been a while.
It's been a while since that youkai appeared.
Please come in!
This time, it's just him and me.
P-p-please come in!
Please come in!
I said "please come in"!
You're creepy.
Get up and put it on.
Why are you angry?
What?
Take it off and talk.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Take it off.
It doesn't hurt, does it?
What is it?
Dad, are Konaki and Akaname okay?
They're always slouching.
Rumors say that they're good at fighting.
You like them, don't you?
You're right.
Konaki and Akaname are always on good terms.
In this art warehouse,
a fake show that shows scary images has invited a target.
Wait!
Please come in!
Who is it?
Dad, who is this woman who is already scared of you?
She is Honda Hitomi of AKB48.
She is a famous dancer and an active idol.
Even among AKB members, she seems to be a little scared of Cush.
I hope she doesn't notice me.
Orthodox bibilly idol VS funny comedy idol
flying red eye terror
I'm a little scared of her.
She is wearing clothes that are easy to put on.
She is wearing something like a knit.
This is really valuable.
Here, the counterfeit staff stands in line for a reason to make a call.
They watch a scary video by themselves.
OK, I'm watching it now.
Where does the old man appear from?
Is it from here?
It's Canoo!
Isn't it a new model?
Canoo?
Is it from here?
It's Canoo's birthplace.
It's cool.
It looks like a cool place.
The hair she is wearing looks like a cool place.
Does it look like a cool place?
It looks like a cool place.
She did it.
She is good at it.
She is doing it for me.
Will Konaki-jijii be able to approach without being noticed?
At that moment...
I can feel it.
It's sparkling.
It's dangerous.
Don't get excited. Just run away.
She turned around and noticed Konaki-jijii's presence.
It's dangerous.
But she turned around and noticed Konaki-jijii's presence.
She is in a hurry.
She is in a crisis.
What will she do?
She won't run away.
What is she doing?
She just came out of the canoe.
Konaki-jijii is still in a weak state.
She will try again.
But...
It's dangerous.
I don't like it.
It's amazing.
She is looking back.
Konaki-jijii is trying to approach Konaki-jijii.
But...
Konaki-jijii noticed Konaki-jijii's noisy voice and retreated.
Konaki-jijii is too scared.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous. It's dangerous. That one is dangerous.
That one isn't just coming out of your mouth and eating.
Because you say that, it's going to take time.
Well, you haven't done anything, cowardly thief!
Cowardly thief!
This time, he's not able to stick a stinger apple in.
He's coming out of all sorts of places.
That's right.
He's coming, he's coming.
Watch out!
The smile is number one. Tonight's Fuji TV is...
At nine o'clock, we're at the top!
Music Rewind! Two Hour Special!
At 11.10pm, we're at the Chamber of Commerce.
Japan is representing Finland in the main tournament.
At 11.40pm, we're at Dodra. How to spend 3,000 yen.
A million yen a year. How does a man live at his own pace?
Fuji TV!
At Pepecufon...
He's coming back from a counterattack.
Who are you?
That way?
I'm so happy.
Who's who?
Softbank limited edition. The biggest counterattack return.
This month's coupons are here.
Kanto is also profitable.
Good morning, hello, smartphone debut.
It's wonderful!
If you have a lot of children, the basic fee is really hard.
And the standard fee is also tough.
Double and cheap.
The basic fee and standard fee are double and cheap.
Softbank debut discount!
Double!
I don't care about acne anymore.
I've been feeling good lately.
Is it thanks to this guy?
Oh, sister! My proactive!
I didn't use it.
No, you have it.
I don't have it.
I didn't use it.
It's beautiful.
Actually, all the mechanisms for acne are the same.
You can use it regardless of generation.
For Japanese skin, with the new proactive...
From the basics to acne-prone skin...
If it doesn't fit you, return it.
Search for "proactive"!
What about you, mom?
One person, one life.
For that purpose, Honda continues to aim for zero traffic accidents, whether in two-wheel or four- wheel.
Technology alone cannot reach it.
Even so, we do it.
With our heads, hearts, and hands.
Today, we made someone happy.
Honda Heart.
It's ice tea and feels like gold.
Even if it stains, it would be nice if you could whiten it, right?
Chumitect's Gentle Whitening.
I would be really happy if I could whiten and stain at the same time!
Gentle and fluffy.
True white, too.
It stained a lot.
I'm interested in whitening, too.
But it looks like it's going to stain even more.
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Moreover, it's an all-in-one with all the teeth you want.
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Will I be able to stick fireflies this time?
They come out of various places.
But...
This is...
Oh, it's close!
Oh, no!
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's running!
It's amazing!
This is amazing!
Something, something, something!
Wow, it's amazing!
Something, something...
It's thunder!
It's amazing!
Oh, it's stuck! It's stuck!
- Dad, wasn't that amazing? - It was really fast.
It's like a cover dance!
- The signal was detected and Kai escaped in one fell swoop. - I'm sorry!
- You're beautiful! - I'm sorry!
But the rebellious old man touched Siri and she looked like she was running away in a dash.
Well, the result was a great success.
That was close!
Don't say that, it's a false accusation!
Kai escaped in one fell swoop...
- It was amazing. - It was amazing.
Next up is the red bean.
Where will it appear from?
- It appears in the wind most often. - What?
- I wonder. - I'm aiming for the white bean.
And then...
- It's floating! - Huh?
- It's floating! - It's floating? What is it?
What?!
Is it a flying object?!
- Dad, the red bean is flying like a momentary moment. - That's amazing!
If you turn around, you'll end up like that.
This is called "flying."
It's a device that idols often use for live performances.
- It's said that red beans used to be idols. - They still are!
- They're still moving! - They're already gone!
They're not burnt!
Even now that red beans have become funny jennies,
can they still manipulate flying objects?
However...
- Huh? What? - Huh? She's already known! She's known!
What's her problem?!
Hey!
- You've got it wrong! - Why? Why? Why?
- You can't do it! - Why?! Why?!
- What's her problem?! - You can't do it!
- Ask her! - You can't even make an excuse.
Tell me! Who is it? Who is it?
Huh?
This is impossible!
Here, let me help you.
You were wearing eye patches, did you notice?
Eye patches? But I did feel something.
But I don't like looking behind me.
But you two came here today.
Two of you?
You two came here today.
Me?
Yes.
Me?
Yes, you two came here.
What's wrong?
You scared me!
You didn't notice at all?
Not at all.
This is what you call "eye patch", right?
Eye patch?
It's like a cavity.
Eye patch...
I felt like I saw something I shouldn't have seen.
At a speed you can't say anything about.
Yes.
It's scary. You don't know what it means.
The man who continued to get lost...
Kisumai's line art review.
Wait a minute.
Are you a senior?
I'm a senior.
You don't want people to see you like this, do you?
Well, that's right.
Well, well...
Not just anyone, but all the people in my company.
If you do that, you'll get in trouble.
He's young.
It seems like he doesn't want to go this time.
That's right.
Over there is normal Janice.
This is funny Janice.
It may be embarrassing.
He's been pranked before, hasn't he?
That's right.
I'm pretty scared, so I have to get a little closer.
Super scary versus super funny.
Senior, this is my job.
Instead of greeting.
I don't like it.
He's scared. He's really scared.
The red eyes are getting closer to the senior who has a scary image and has a bad face color.
Are you going again?
Again?
Wow, you're climbing.
That's right.
She's blaming her senior for her "Johnny's" image.
You have to go at once.
Wow, she's climbing.
She's climbing.
That's amazing.
You're bald today, too. What do you mean?
A secret trial at an art warehouse.
The red eyes are getting excited, too.
What are you doing? Stop turning around.
Can you stop doing that?
The red eyes are getting excited, too.
Wow, she's climbing.
That's right.
It's faster if you walk.
What are you doing? It's bad for you.
It's faster if you walk.
She's climbing.
You're late.
Walk faster.
Don't get in my way.
Watch out.
Wow, amazing.
Wow.
I didn't notice you.
You're a revolution.
Have you decided?
No, I haven't.
The red Mefuma, who has ridden it before, will challenge it again to make sure of its white color this year.
No, don't do it.
Go forward.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
You're good.
You're cool like Mission Impossible.
You're eating it.
The wire is eating it.
I don't like it.
Go for it.
Nice.
Wow, it's pretty close.
This year, they're flying in the NHK hall.
The red Mefuma goes even further.
Wow, it's good.
It's a little flashy.
It's good.
One, two, three.
Line up.
Wow, amazing.
Line up nicely, three of you.
They're eating it.
But, at that moment...
Wow.
Convert!
This year, behind the live broadcast of "Bakyo Hit Parade", they're secretly doing a prank.
The four sisters say hello to their brother.
I want to eat it.
What are you waiting for?
Asian Juicy
Tantan Double Beef
Yulinchi Chicken
Sweet Chili Shrimp
Asian Juicy
Let's eat
Freed every day
I'm saved by the daily welcome.
The weekend is active at the cluster.
No stress
Special Freed
Good feeling
Freed to know and ride
Just right for a family's daily Honda
Honda's subscription Rakumaru
The cost of the car is roughly compressed and always low price.
Roughly compressed and always low price.
Honda's subscription Rakumaru
With credit cards.
What's with that toothpaste? It's black!
This is whitening and polishing with charcoal.
My teeth are going black.
That's the opposite, it turns white!
Charcoal grains stick together and entangle colored dirt and white teeth.
Whitening and polishing.
This madam juju is good when you suck it in the morning.
Smooth.
If you apply cream at night and your skin is worried about dryness, it becomes a veil and moisturizes while you sleep.
That's why in the morning.
Smooth.
Madam Juju.
Aksa's story.
The memories of my family when I was a child are only about when I went out by car.
It's smooth.
I was playing in the air.
I want to give you a lot of various experiences in the future.
I have to do my best with money and time.
Autonomous insurance Aksa is full of services and discounts.
If you can spend it like you did today.
That's right.
Yeah.
Feelings for family.
Insurance and support.
Aksa Direct.
The net discount is up to 20,000 yen.
It's hot.
It's good.
It's a little flashy.
It's good.
One, two, three.
It's lined up.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's lined up nicely.
It's really a state of elegance.
But at that time.
Wow.
Wow, I was surprised.
Wow.
What was that?
Dad.
This person is too surprised and it's a big deal.
Yeah, I was surprised and it was like a breakdance.
I didn't know there were this many people.
Yeah, I'm sure the staff noticed it.
I was really surprised.
Yeah, I was surprised.
No way.
Did you notice it?
Yeah, I did.
It's like a dead white horse ice cream.
Yeah, I was surprised.
Yeah, it was like a breakdance.
It's wet.
No way.
Don't show me that.
It's wet.
Don't show me your sweat.
No way!
You're wearing it every day.
No way!
I'm not good at this.
I can't do scary things.
I was putting out a lot of energy.
You were surprised the most today.
Really?
I was really surprised.
But you came here alone, right?
What? No, I came here alone.
What? You came here alone?
No, I came here alone.
No, no, no...
Ouch!
What are you doing?
I'm asking you.
What are you doing?
I'm asking you.
Get out of the way!
No, I'm not.
I'm not asking you.
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
Ouch!
Well...
It's amazing.
His movement was more like a youkai than a youkai.
Hey, that height!
Can you say "flying"?
That's "flying".
It's a great "flying".
Even with that height...
Also, his second "flying" during the battle...
His second "flying" during the battle really bit me.
We don't need that information.
We don't need it.
How about you, Wakatsuki?
As a youkai participant...
I want to be a youkai participant.
You're from Chikakeru River, aren't you?
I think I'd love to be a youkai participant.
Like a cute cat girl?
No, like an old woman.
An old woman?
High Speed Second Chance Prank!
"Guntan" in 2023.
Next year, the program staff who are waiting for the end of the year will be on Fuji TV this year.
Speaking of reality, yes, Fuji TV's signboard program "Speed Speed Hit Parade" live broadcast.
Behind that, preparations for that prank, which is more suitable for New Year's Day, were underway.
As usual, we won't talk about it.
As usual for New Year's Day, we'll keep you waiting behind the live broadcast.
New Year's Day doesn't feel weird.
"Speed Speed Hit Parade" is a big festival program where comedians gather on Fuji TV every day.
From 7 a.m. to 8 p.m., a total of 71 groups of comedians will reveal their stories.
But this year, there was a target that had to be kept in it.
You're a little nervous in front of a story, aren't you?
Yes, Miki's older brother, Kousei.
Speaking of Kousei, he has been praised for his life in the drama room and on his birthday.
I'm so used to it that I can't run away.
I won't give up.
That's why Shishimai really wanted to celebrate Kousei's New Year's Day.
There's a way to celebrate it.
Let me explain what's going on here.
Kousei will appear from the opening to past 8 a.m. and in the corner past 12 a.m.
Sounds like a plan.
In the meantime, prepare a fake broadcast corner and call him to another studio to celebrate.
Let's take a look at the complete document.
8.15 in the morning.
The cast heading for the stage of manzai.
This is the first job in 2023.
Standing on this sunny stage is also a proof of popularity.
Congratulations!
Manzai should have a good start of the year.
But after this...
He must not even dream of waiting for him.
And the manzai's turn is over.
Until the next corner, the cast goes to the dressing room.
And in the studio next door...
Later, Asei, who is one of the cast members, comes to check the drums.
Well, it's not practice or anything.
I know what you mean.
That's all I can say.
And as time goes by, it's time for the next corner.
So...
Just before that, the cast does a New Year's greeting with this fake broadcast.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Before Kousei, the cast stands by. - It's like a suite.
For his first big job this year, he's nervous.
- I hope he doesn't bite me. - And it takes about 20 minutes for the applause.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Kousei, who changed into his costume for the next corner, comes.
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
The fake director, wearing the staff T-shirt he received from "Bakusho Hit" (Bakusho Hit), creates a sense of tension.
Let me explain the strategy here.
In order to choose a viewer's gift, Kousei draws lots.
The Asenshi sisters greet each other from behind.
Will the Asenshi sisters' attack succeed?
- I'm counting on you! - Eight!
- The fake broadcast finally begins! - Five! Four! Three!
"Motteki Otoshitama" 100,000 yen lottery broadcast!
- This is amazing! - This is fake, right?
- The first person to draw lots is... - I want to see this show.
...the super popular comedian, Kousei Miki!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
- Thank you in advance!
- That's a nasty call. - It's super popular!
- Super super super popular! - Super super super popular!
As a gift for our viewers,
we have an expensive product behind us.
What do you think? Something you're curious about?
First of all, we wanted to give you a New Year's gift.
Right. We have 100,000 yen in cash.
Behind this high quality,
- Shishimai is in a constant battle mode. - He's not weak.
He's melting.
- We're running out of time. - Yes.
So, I'd like you to pull this lottery ticket right away.
- Lottery ticket? - Please pull it now.
Lottery ticket?
Good luck.
Now, the time has come.
Welcome.
- Here it is! - Here it is!
Here it is!
Good, good, good.
- I'll go with this. - Really?
- Yes. - Well then...
- Please! - Go for it!
[Lottery Ticket]
Yo! It's easy anywhere, checked lottery!
It's quick and you can do it anytime, surprised!
I'll do it myself, so I'm convinced!
While rapping, I'll do it too!
How much is a 32-year-old like me?
Click the lottery button! Wow, it's so fast!
It's amazing, LifeNet Life!
You should also check it out now! Yeah!
If you're wondering what to do with your life insurance,
why don't you just give it a try?
LifeNet Life! Yeah!
LifeNet Life!
This broadcast was brought to you by...
Honda and...
these sponsors.
M.J.S.
Are you ready?
Invoice system for electronic deposit and storage.
If it's broken M.J.S., it's okay!
Invoice system for electronic deposit and storage.
Leave it to M.J.S.!
This year's goal is to make 100 dollars a year.
Oh, no.
I hate pollen.
My nose is clogged and I'm dizzy.
Should I take medicine?
But I'm about to get sleepy.
Should we make cherry blossoms?
If you're in trouble with pollen...
It's dark.
One or more times a day doesn't make you sleepy.
You'll know if you try it.
We'll now deliver this to PS5.
First, from New York.
In New York, those heroes are doing a great job.
There's two of them!
Is this cold also a result of Ragnarok?
The battle between summoners is getting more intense.
A series of events may be related to PS5's increase in players.
This was news from PS5.
Enjoy a world you've never seen before.
Looking for a place to stay is "at home".
If you're looking for a room, "at home" seems like a good idea.
You can trace it and look for it.
That's right. You can look for it at the station, convenience store and even near your parents' house.
Is it okay for my parents' house to be far away?
Don't say that.
Looking for a place to stay is "at home".
Found it!
Family Valentine.
I'm always angry, but I love you.
I wanted to talk slowly.
Let's show love to your family.
Godiva.
A life tied to a road is boring.
Outlander PHEV.
PHEV, number one domestic sales in 2021.
Piano, drums, percussion, music rating special!
Words are like snow crystals
Even if you try to escape
You can't escape
Tonight at 9 PM
A live broadcast of reality.
A sister-sister project that started behind a big hit parade.
There's only 15 minutes left until the live broadcast that you can never be late for!
Make sure you choose it well.
Please pick me first.
Now, finally...
That moment...
- Here it comes! - Here it comes!
Good, good, good.
- I'll go with this. - Really?
- Yes. - Then...
- Please! - Go for it! Go for it!
- One! - Alright!
- It's in! - It's in!
- Congratulations! - It's in!
- Wow! - It's in!
- Wow! - That's how it is!
Go in!
- It's in! - Wow!
- It's in! - It's in!
- Wow!
- It's in. - It's in!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- It's in! - Wow!
- Everyone, pick it up! Pick it up! - The look on their faces when you pick it up...
- Hey, hey, hey!
- What's with that look? - What's with that look?
- Good, good, good. - Good, good, good.
- Go ahead and walk. - What's going on here?
What's going on here?
I don't understand it at all!
I don't understand the situation at all!
What's going on now?
Which one?
You're not live-streaming, are you?
I got you.
Don't die on me!
Sorry, I'll leave at 3 o'clock.
It's up to you to leave at 3 o'clock.
You're good at acting.
Don't laugh at me!
It's painful from reality!
You were the first one to leave.
What?
You were the first one to leave.
The first one?
I was a little happy.
You were happy because you defeated him.
I thought I had it.
But you were the first one to leave.
I was the first one to leave?
I don't want to do it anymore.
I'm tired of it.
You weren't here for a while.
Where did you go?
You shouldn't do it until New Year's Day.
This team works too much.
I'm tired of it.
This team is terrible.
I'm tired of it.
I like it.
It's a new way of saying it.
You were hospitalized, weren't you?
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of you.
Don't edit it before you go to the hospital.
I'm sick of it.
I've never seen you edit it in a hospital room.
I'm sick of it.
You're drinking it like porridge.
You have a lot of time.
I know you're sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
I know you're sick of it.
My manager bought me a pair of pants.
I'm sick of it.
I'm still sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
Can you do it?
I'm sick of it!
Oh my god!
Something amazing is happening in 2023!
I'm sick of it!
You have three minutes left until the break.
What?
You have three minutes left.
I'm sick of it!
No one can explain why I'm late!
I'm sick of it!
It's not going to end!
I'm sick of it!
You have one minute left.
Oh my god!
What are you going to do?
Tell me your goal!
What do you want to do?
Oh my god!
I'm sick of it!
What are you doing?
Oh my god!
Can you make it in time?
I can't do it!
I don't have time!
I can't make it in time!
I don't have time!
He's going to die.
You think I can't make it in time?
Please move out of the way!
What are you doing?
I'm sick of it!
I can't make it in time!
It's coming!
It's finally here!
Oh my god!
This is bad.
You're trying to laugh at a disgusting thing!
This is bad.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Oh my god!
This is bad!
Oh my god! I have to open it!
He opened it.
This is bad.
I have to go.
If you don't go, you're in trouble!
Wait!
I'm talking about you!
This is really bad.
It's starting!
He's holding it up.
This is really bad.
It's already starting.
This is bad.
I don't know.
Don't get mad at me.
We have nothing to do with this.
Oh, you're sweating.
I'm sorry for making you sweat.
Shut up!
Don't come!
I'm done with this!
He's doing it properly.
You're sweating a lot.
You're great.
Kousei-san, thank you for your support this year, too.
He's shaking a lot.
He's aggressive.
If you're going to make it in time for the second half of the live broadcast, you should hurry up and run out of there.
That's wrong.
That's bad.
Don't say it like you're a witness.
Like you're in a hurry.
Weighing in seconds.
The winner is...
Oh, it's white.
Oh, it's so warm.
This kind of...
I can't say what it is, but I can't help but laugh.
She has a strong habit of laughing.
White.
Yes, this is...
Whether the target, who has been weighed on his own, announces it...
Or whether to do "Oh, it's white."
The choice is close.
It's an ultimate double-dealing prank.
It's the best project.
It's exquisite.
The target is...
Oh, you're in a good mood.
I'm in a good mood.
Today's target is...
Noro Kayo, who is wearing a beautiful woman's outfit.
Thank you.
Nature makes me double.
Thank you.
Speaking of Noro Kayo...
As a target for nosebleed experts...
She is like a signboard girl of this program.
Before we have prepared such a signboard...
However, this signboard is actually...
A weight scale.
Even if you ride it, you will be weighed secretly.
Of course, Noro Kayo doesn't know about it.
She rides it herself.
Then...
Measurement complete.
It's scary.
What is it?
Is it on TV?
What is it?
It's on TV now.
Oh, no.
This is...
It's already completed.
Wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no!
Don't mess with me!
It's terrible.
It's really terrible.
Wow, it's coming.
You don't know it even if you know it.
"What do you mean, coming?" "You don't know it even if you don't like it, do you?"
I don't like it either.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
I've still stopped it.
What was that?
There's a way to save it, though.
Now, she tells everyone about the prank.
Can you read this out loud for me?
There is also this option.
Please announce yourself.
"Ah, Shiraki"?
Yes.
"Ah, Shiraki"? You are "Ah, Shiraki", aren't you?
"Ah, Shiraki"?
You are "Ah, Shiraki", aren't you?
Please.
Is it a man or a woman?
Hello.
Is it a man or a woman?
I don't know.
Noro, nice to meet you.
My name is...
"Ah, Shiraki".
I'm "Ah, Shiraki". Nice to meet you.
Please do this.
Don't interfere with my life!
The drama is playing now!
No, no, no.
I won't do it, I won't do it.
I won't do it.
It's weird.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I absolutely don't like it.
And you don't like it, either?
I don't like it.
Oh, I see.
By the way, there is an option of going home without doing anything.
I don't like it!
I'll go home anyway.
You'll lose your parents, too.
I don't like it!
She is a fighter.
I won't go home without doing anything!
I won't do it!
I'm sorry, but I won't do it!
I won't do it!
I'm sorry, but I won't do it!
How about your weight?
I absolutely can't lose my weight.
How much do you weigh?
I don't know.
I can't do it.
You'll lose your weight, won't you?
I don't like it!
And you don't like going home without doing anything?
I don't like it!
You're a double-edged sword.
I don't like that option!
To be honest...
She doesn't like it.
Now, which one did Noro choose?
Well, please!
I'm sorry, but...
Is it a man? Is it a woman?
Wonderful!
Hello!
Is it a man? Is it a woman?
I don't know!
She's happy.
My name is...
Ah!
She's a king!
A short story.
A short story?
Yoshiko, is dinner ready yet?
Nobody's looking.
Grandma, you just ate, didn't you?
Ah!
You just ate, didn't you?
Ah!
I said, you just ate, didn't you?
Ah!
She's a king!
Thank you very much!
It was really good!
Thank you!
It was wonderful, Momoka!
It was perfect!
It was perfect, but...
I got goosebumps.
This is what happened in the end.
In the end...
No, it's wonderful!
I want to be Koikei Gozai!
Really!
It's true!
I really want to be Koikei Gozai!
And there is one more target for this prank.
Is there anyone who can do this?
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
The variety show's strongest woman, Kikuchi Anno.
Why don't you just do as you're asked?
Nice to meet you!
The expressions of celebrities are the same, aren't they?
"Bury a Dread" is the same as this picture.
Let's get started.
Measuring complete.
What is it?
It's a prank.
What? Which one?
Which one? Did you find anything?
Kikuchi also explained what she was measuring.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! What is this?
Hey! Stop it!
Wait! Weight?
Hey! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Don't come! Don't come!
Don't play with me!
Don't play with me! No, no, no!
Don't play with me! Don't play with me like this!
What should I do with this?
Now, let's get down to business.
Salvation measure, right?
Could you read this for me?
Whether you announce your own weight or...
Oh, I don't know!
Wait!
Don't play with me!
Are you a man? Are you a woman?
Hello!
Are you a man or a woman?
I don't know!
Nice to meet you.
My name is...
I remember!
Oh!
Shiraki!
Could you do this for me?
What? Can you do it?
Can you do it?
What? Are you kidding me?
You just look at me.
Instead of doing something together, you do this?
No way!
How about announcing your own weight?
No!
And what about you, Shiraki?
I'm sorry to say this in front of you, but I don't like it!
You don't like it?
Of course you don't like it!
You don't like it, do you?
Let's make another choice here.
You don't do anything and go home.
Wait a minute!
I don't like it!
I really don't like it!
Either way, Shiraki!
Either you do it or announce it!
I don't like it!
Let's say you have three choices.
No, even in my mind, I have two choices.
If it's not you, it's definitely not me.
I don't like it.
Now, which one did Kikuchi choose?
See, you know where to take the camera.
Is it a man? Is it a woman?
I don't know if it's a man or a woman.
My name is...
Oh, lucky me!
Short cut. Doraemon.
Doraemon!
Giant bullied you again!
Give me something!
I can't help it.
Anywhere...
Oh, lucky me!
Thank you very much!
Perfect!
As expected of you.
Wait a minute.
I didn't want to show my weight.
Oh, I see.
At first, I said I didn't want to do it, but...
If I do it, I want to do it perfectly.
You were happy.
It was perfect!
Short cut.
It's surprisingly difficult, isn't it?
Saying "ah"...
And with this face...
How was it?
I haven't done it yet.
What's this?
I haven't done it yet.
This is also difficult, isn't it?
Don't you want to see it like this?
Do you want me to sit down?
Suddenly...
Is it a playback style all of a sudden?
Oh, great!
I don't like it!
I think it's really hard.
There are a lot of people who don't care about it at all!
This is terrible!
It's really embarrassing!
It's good!
It's embarrassing!
This is the worst!
Is it a man or a woman?
It's surprisingly good!
And here's one more thing to tell you...
You're not the only one who got it today.
Oh, is that so?
Who else is doing it?
There's one more person.
Yes.
There you are!
I'm glad you're here.
Did you have time to change?
I'm glad you're here.
It's a dream collaboration.
I've been watching you for a long time.
It's a good picture.
Did you do anything?
He did it!
I was embarrassed until now, but I'm confident now!
Why did you add him?
I want to go around with you three!
I thought so, too!
That's not it!
What was the name of Mr. Kikuchi?
What?
Kikuchi...
Hey, stop it!
He is changing his mind again and again!
Noro-sama is...
No...Noro?
No...Noro!
Ka...AHHHHHHH!!!
Hey, boy in type!?
Boy in type!?
Why boy in type!?
Is there anyone who will do it for you?
It's a precious wallet of the younger generation.
Actually, I offered it to other than you two.
However, Asahi Nao and Mineishi were refused.
What are you refusing?
What are you doing?
What are you trying to hide?
I didn't do it because I got married!
Let me go!
You two are the type of people who can't do it unless you do it!
What's wrong with us?
Did you not like it?
No, I didn't like it.
It's the best!
The three of you did it perfectly!
You can open a business right away.
You were able to do it.
I respect you!
Female talents who appeared in 2005 to 2015 are strong!
What is that research?
What is that marketing?
I won't refuse it!
Is there anyone who will do it for you?
What's your name?
Hasega...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Where is it?
I'm sorry.
Is that Kuma's name?
Yes, it is!
Is it me?
Gucci, Foo...
I don't know!
I don't know Foo either!
It's hard!
Isn't it hard to turn around?
I think this is the longest time I've turned around this year.
It hasn't even started yet!
It's the longest this year.
I can't change it.
Really?
This is the worst!
I've decided on a crazy drama!
You're doing it with Miki Nakatani, right?
That's right!
What's the title?
Can I say it?
Um...
Gi...ba...a...
That's great!
Are you doing it with Giba Shiraki?
Why are you doing it with Giba Shiraki?
Are you doing it like that?
I want to see it!
The history of mankind's battle.
There were many wisdoms created by the predecessors.
And among them, surprisingly, there were many things that could be applied to modern pranks.
The history of mankind's battle.
Learning history through pranks.
That's great!
And tonight...
Learning from pranks.
Three shots with a rifle.
In 1575, Japan.
Takeda's cavalry?
The time is Sengoku.
Oda Nobunaga, aiming for unification of the country, wants to fight against Kai's Takeda Katsuyori.
Yes, that famous battle of Nagashino.
Speaking of Takeda's army...
At that time, Sengoku's strongest cavalry was their southern enemy.
Our army is being pushed towards Takeda's army!
Could it be that our army is being attacked by rifles?
However, Takeda's cavalry is fast and can't make it in time for the rifle's bullet.
The rifle's power is strong, but if you fire it once, you can't avoid it and you'll be attacked by the enemy!
Yes, Oda Nobunaga's marriage was strong, but at that time, it took a long time to reload and it wasn't enough to overwhelm the assault force.
Then, Nobunaga said...
Isn't it just a matter of losing the opportunity?
Then!
Why don't you line up in three rows and fire in order?
Nah!
I see!
It was just a thought that came to his mind.
By dividing the rifle team into three rows and firing at different times, he erased the weakness of the bullet's loading time.
The Oda army defeated the Takeda army, which was the strongest Takeda cavalry at the time, in the Takeda battle.
And this Nobunaga's three guns can also be used for modern pranks.
Where are you going? What do you mean?
Wow, it's bad.
I don't like it even if it's one shot.
In the winter of 1423, the battle between Oda and Takeda was about to begin again after 450 years.
The strongest Takeda cavalry was...
Oh, it's Hoteison. It's Takeru.
It was Takeru of the same family as Hoteison.
Where are you doing this?
Wow, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's coming, it's coming!
Wow, it's amazing!
It was also hidden in the laundry layer.
Smell, gold hidden in mold.
Even if you wash it with this, it will only smell.
In that case, Shin Attack Zero, right?
Up to the laundry layer!
Shin Attack Zero up to the laundry layer's gold hidden in mold!
The meaning of adventure is beginning to change.
For Mitsubishi Automobile, now, all of it is with nature.
If it was an electric car, I was interested in whether exhaust gas would come out.
I feel a little good that I can help to improve nature a little.
Now, go to the future in harmony with nature.
McFlurry and Koeda's Koeda-feeling is amazing.
Koeda's?
Koeda-feeling!
Miyase-kun, let's eat Mc together!
By the way, is there a Flurry on a cold day?
No, there isn't.
It's possible.
Winter McFlurry, Koeda and Super Oreos.
Exhibition Minister, what is an exhibition?
Exhibition Minister, what is the internet in Japan?
10 giga.
You can read it as "juu-giga" here!
Is that it?
Japan's "juu-giga" plan begins now.
Search it with "neuro".
Now in campaign.
Animals are doing well with nature.
What about humans?
The house you use for the longest time is what you want to make the kindest thing on earth.
Environmentally advanced apartment.
BRANDS TOKYO REAL ESTATE.
Kyoko-san, congratulations!
Congratulations!
Suzu-chan, Ori-chan, thank you!
Kyoko-san proved it!
I can do it...
I can do it!
Your eyes have changed color.
It's dazzling!
And you? What would you do for love?
Miss Dior. Blooming Bouquet. Dior.
Wow! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
I don't like it even one shot!
Kiba Takeda vs. His best...
Who is it?
Wow!
Mr. Hotei?
It's Takeru!
It's Takeru Hotei from Tokyo.
Takeru...
Where would you do it?
Here it is!
Wow! Amazing!
Wow!
Here it comes!
Wow!
Fire!
That was a big one!
This is amazing!
Fire!
I didn't do anything!
I can't resist anything!
Fire!
Just one shot is enough!
There are too many bullets!
Why are there bullets?
Fire!
That was a big one!
In 2023, after about 450 years...
He's alive!
Nobunaga's tactics have been revived in modern times.
What's wrong with learning the old ways?
Prank Grand Prix.
I knew it!
We're going to learn history with a prank.
Nobunaga Oda...
Kibatai! It's Kibatai!
It's Kibatai!
You're Kibatai.
You shoot first, you pull back, you shoot second, you shoot third...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
You learned a lot!
This is bad! This is bad!
Stop it!
That's enough!
That's really strong!
That's enough!
Do you want it?
The history has changed!
The Japanese didn't listen!
Takeda Kiba vs. Ichibanyari Takeru
Takeru won!
He won!
Next, Ichibanyari came.
Who is it?
Why do you only have glasses?
It was Murakami of MAJIRABI.
You look good in glasses.
Do you like glasses?
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
No!
This is the third shot.
Goal!
No, no, no.
The third shot is strong.
Goal!
Nobunaga's tactics, born 450 years ago, are now changing its shape into a prank and heading for the future.
Is it a prank Grand Prix?
It's a corner where you learn history with a prank.
Learn history with a prank?
Yes.
Understood.
Nobunaga's tactics, born 1575 years ago, are now changing its shape into a prank and heading for the future.
So what is it? If it's correct, what is it?
I already know it!
Shoot! Shoot!
He's strong.
Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
He's strong.
He's sober.
Takeda Kiba vs. Nibanyari Murakami.
They were shot down.
The next three competitors were...
Who will it be?
It's glasses!
...Kanako and Kikuta.
Light you up!
TANTO RIDES.
RIDING ALL LIFE IN THIS COUNTRY.
OPEN JAPAN.
FIRST TANTO.
TANTO.
I want to be able to focus quietly and feel like a family.
Is there such a thing?
There is!
What?
Beyond imagination.
There is excitement.
Horace's Taitan Smile Park.
Let's live in Horace.
Reservation is on the web.
Everyone, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Mom!
Welcome back. Did you use the bathroom properly?
I did.
You did, didn't you?
Oh, Ryota spilled it!
Ah! Wait!
I wonder how many more times we'll be able to go like this together.
Before we know it, we'll have more friends to go with.
Also, I can smell McDonald's before we leave.
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♪ Half, half, spicy hot pot ♪
♪ Reborn with beer, it's spicy again ♪
♪ Oh, cold wind feels good ♪
♪ Beer is the best ♪
As expected, beer is delicious and happy!
Kirin Ichiban Shibori
Ah, happiness...
Recruit, direct scout!
You registered for a new job?
I did, but I don't think I'll get any more than this.
I knew it!
I'm sorry.
Huh?
Something amazing came up.
Companies and headhunters will look closely at your resume, so you'll definitely meet better conditions than you are now!
Scouts beyond expectations!
Recruit Direct Scout!
A meeting that hasn't happened here yet - Recruit!
Next up, number three is...
Who could it be?
Glasses, huh?!
...Hanako and Kikuta.
Our comrades are getting beaten up more and more.
What?
Sing!
What?
It's a crane.
Shoot!
Stop it!
What?
I want you to stop it.
I don't ask you much, but I want you to stop it.
I can't see.
I can't see in front of me.
Take it off.
I told you to take it off.
What is this?
The first shot is a little...
This is what happens when you miss the first shot.
What you are seeing now is not just a variety show.
You are witnessing the noble souls of the great pioneers who have left a great legacy behind.
Prank Grand Prix.
Is it a prank Grand Prix?
It's a new plan to learn history with a prank.
I don't know Japanese history.
Do you know "teppou sandan uchi"?
I don't know.
What is that?
Is that how you say it in the world?
Shoot!
Wait a minute! When is this going to end?!
Why is there still more?!
When is it going to end?!
That's enough!
Did you learn anything from the prank?
I learned! I learned a lot!
Thank you!
As expected of you!
That's enough!
I can't stand it anymore.
Shoot me at the end!
I'm going to die.
Ashigaru!
Don't mess with me, Ashigaru!
Takeda Kiba vs. Sanbanyari Kikuta
Shot down!
Next, we will learn from the prank...
Oh, wow!
Kaiyuu Otoshi
1600, Japan.
When we give you a surprise...
Doesn't your excitement explode?!
When we give you a letter...
When we give you a hair dryer...
By giving the other person a round head.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ouch! Ouch!
Here you are!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Please help me a little bit more.
In this way, by giving a certain surprise to the other person,
The moment when the tension rises is very good with the video!
If you do, we'll give you a 10,000 yen crowd card!
For more information, check out the show's homepage!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
My buttocks are itching!
Even if you wash it clean...
It itches!
Even if you wipe it clean...
It itches when you turn it over!
Medicine for buttocks!
This hardener will fix your buttocks itching!
Buttocks itching, right?!
Buttocks itching!
Ping-pong!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
You get more blemishes.
They get darker.
They get bigger.
Those blemishes are trouble.
Before that happens...
Eraser.
The cream sticks perfectly.
Disseminate blemishes.
Prevention.
Yeah!
Sale number one.
Eraser cream.
Hey, you know this?
Solidar resist.
This.
This green color that no one cares about.
This smartphone...
This spacesuit...
They say you can only make it like this.
Oh, it leaked.
Exciting Science Experiment.
Taiyo Holdings.
I wonder why bumps make you happy?
Caferatory that tastes better than bubbles
Anytime, woo! A.G.F.
Saturday Special
Learning history with pranks
The next thing we learn from pranks is...
Oh, wow!
Kaiotoshi
Written in 1600.
I've never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
A battle between two famous countries.
The Battle of Sekigahara.
Sanada Masayuki of the western army faces Tokugawa Hidetada of the eastern army at Ueda Castle.
However, Sanada's army is weaker than Tokugawa's army and is forced into a fierce battle.
They're fighting again.
The castle is already surrounded.
If this continues, Tokugawa's army will climb up the castle and take it down!
But there are no weapons left inside!
What?!
There's one amazing fan.
There's one amazing fan of this song and dance.
This isn't a video from back then, is it?
Of course not!
At this point, Tokugawa's army was 38,000 against Sanada's army of 3,000.
Even the weapons used against enemy soldiers climbing up the walls were worn out.
The fall was imminent.
What should we do?
Is it a matter of time?
And then...
Man, we're in trouble.
Huh?
It's itchy.
It was itchy.
Hot! Hot!
Oh! That's it!
Really?
That's it!
Really?
I don't know if it existed or not, but
Masayuki Sanada came up with the idea of using hot okai as a weapon.
Wow!
By applying hot okai from above to the enemy soldiers climbing up the walls,
it is said that it was able to break through the approaching special guards.
I'm really learning.
It's really amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Masayuki Sanada's masterpiece with a famous name and reputation.
This can also be applied to modern pranks.
Look, it's reproduced!
It's reproduced properly!
This is tough!
In 2023,
420 years after the battle of Ueda Castle,
the special guards were trying to attack the bouldering facility again.
Special guards.
The first spear was...
Wow!
It's coming!
It was a time machine No. 3 stone.
Even this one is wearing glasses.
And on top of the wall standing in front of it...
Glasses! Glasses! What do you think you can do with them?
There was a figure of Sanada's army preparing for a hot okai.
Masayuki Sanada!
Yes?
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Here I go!
Here we go!
Now...
What will happen?
Now...
Oh no! Oh no!
The castle will be destroyed!
How is it now?
Yes.
Did you climb a few steps?
I'm getting tired!
It's only two or three steps, and you can see you're tired quickly, but you still climb up the wall one step at a time and attack.
There's no way around it here, and I really only have my own body.
And only a few steps to the top.
Then it was time.
It's almost there!
What!
Sheets!
All right!
Pajamas!
All right!
Leak-free!
If you're a night-time sleeper, you can absorb eight times and have zero leaks until morning!
All right!
Safe until morning!
Good night!
I don't feel like I slept because I was worried about leaks on the second day.
If Sophie is overweight, use a dry eye cushion to protect the side and back from leakage.
Safe overnight, overweight!
Sophie!
I'd like to ask you about human resources discovery company, Hot Staff.
Is that it for today?
I've heard it's all over the country.
It's all over the country?
Which country?
It seems like you're looking for a job in secret.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I know what you're saying.
There are many jobs that are okay even if you don't have any experience.
Then it's Hot Staff, right?
Send a message to those looking for a job.
Then it's Hot Staff, right?!
That's a good voice.
The meeting is now over.
A new discovery company, Hot Staff.
What kind of meeting was it?
Our children are combination desks.
They can be used for a long time as they grow up.
You're working hard today, too.
It's four parts, so you can combine it freely.
Two sets for more than the price.
Different types, too!
The New Life Support Campaign will be held in Nitori!
You can get this much furniture for a good price!
In addition, interior products that are useful for life are also priced for a good price!
Comfortable New Life for Otakus!
Two sets for more than the price.
I want it right now.
Painful shoulder pain.
Roxonin-ex Tape. New release.
Hmm? You haven't tried it yet?
Wow!
Series market highest concentration.
Roxonin-ex Tape.
Ah, my head...
In such a case, what you need for a headache medicine is...
Handiness? Kindness?
Or... or...
Either one, right?
Pain relieves pain.
Kindness to the stomach.
Roxonin-ex Quick.
Ping pong!
As a prank, you don't have to be evil.
In law school, are there many who hold grudges?
I want it to end.
You're not the only one fighting.
Demis' Classroom.
War of Traps. Monday at 10 pm.
I want strength.
Saturday special.
Learning history with pranks.
Wow, it's the worst!
The worst!
It's the worst!
During the battle of Sekigahara,
the strategy of the Samada army
was to attack the enemy soldiers climbing the walls.
And...
At that moment...
Oh no! Oh no!
It's almost time!
What?!
It's almost time!
What?!
Why?! What?! Who?!
WHO?!
420 years ago, Kunikuno Saku, who was born to fight a dozen soldiers, has now revived as a prank in this world.
By the way, this porridge is a fake made by the program staff with flour and hot water.
No, I'm not using real porridge.
It's a prank! It's a prank!
It's annoying!
It's warm and thick!
What kind of prank is this!?
It's a prank where you learn history.
Samurai...
Is there a history where a samurai can put porridge on you?
Where is it from? What kind of history is it?
It's annoying!
If you don't pay me, I'll make you pay for it!
This is how you learn history with a prank.
I see.
I learned it, but...
it's inefficient!
Ichidai Forest, Seki, Uchitomi in Tokugawa Prefecture.
This is the person who will demonstrate for us!
The second person from Tokugawa Prefecture is...
Michopa's husband, Okura Shimon.
I'm off!
Have a safe trip!
Isn't he pretty fast?
I'll do it here, right?
He's doing it more and more.
I hope it's safe.
It's not that difficult.
It's not difficult.
The number of people is decreasing.
Shimon of Tokugawa Prefecture is about to reach the summit.
The third person is...
Mr. Murakami!
I like vegan food.
Vegan?!
The best food in Ryogoku is...
Of course it's good!
Can I have a wrap?
Can I have one?
Isn't it cute?
A saran wrap?
It might be cute.
Here, hold it for me.
Wow, it looks great on you!
Let's buy it.
All wraps are the same.
No.
A saran wrap has a different inside.
It's super tight.
It's soft!
The inside is important, right?
It's a healthy wrap!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
It's an educational program.
No, it's not.
I can recommend it with confidence.
What?
Can you play an instrument?
I was into jazz.
Suzuki Connect Space Up, which is kind to your family.
We are waiting for you, Mr. Suzuki.
I have to go to the garage.
Where were you?
The sea.
The sea?
I have to drink coffee.
Good afternoon.
Can you teach me some gyarados?
Sure.
There's one on the cliff, so be careful.
Oh, here it is.
There it is!
Isn't it better to use electricity?
Wait, throw the ball!
Let's go somewhere in the middle of winter.
Nintendo Switch, Pocket Monster, Scarlett, Violet
It's busy.
I'm sure there will be more people going out in winter.
When humidity increases, immune system care.
Plasma lactobacillus protects you from the inside.
Immune system care.
From the inside, right?
We wish you a healthy everyday.
Kirin's immune system care.
Congratulations on your marriage!
A man fell into a manhole due to happiness.
Hashtag, manhole.
Did you buy someone's envy?
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Tsukuba's new field, Jinba.
An ideal life created with free design.
Now, a new model house appears.
Luna Tsukuba Jinba.
Outside of home, wearing a mask is not necessary in principle.
When you are at a distance or not talking, wearing a mask is not necessary.
For example, it is not necessary for jogging or playing in the park with children.
Try to wear an appropriate mask.
When you are not feeling well, when you meet an elderly person, or when you rush to work, please continue to wear a mask.
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I'm surprised, KEI-EV!
It's really good to ride!
Oh, great! It's smooth, isn't it? It says "sweet"!
Mitsubishi EK-CROSS-EV. Debut, three-time winner!
Seriously?
What should I do? I'm not in the mood this time.
Let me go!
Saturday Special. Learning history through pranks.
Tokugawa Army's death is coming to an end.
This is the worst!
What's going on here?!
Saki, who tried his best to protect the castle,
is now 420 years old.
I didn't expect this to be a prank.
Sanada's soldiers probably didn't even dream about it.
And I repeat myself,
but that porridge is fake.
Thank you very much.
Is this a prank Grand Prix?
I just came back from Nagoya in a hurry,
came here by car,
and I'm going to Osaka tonight!
So you came back to Tokyo just for this?
That's right.
Are you going to learn history by pranking me?
What?!
W-what's wrong with me?!
I don't know what's wrong with you.
Mr. Okura, who is in second place, is defeated.
I'm defeated!
And with that,
tonight's lesson
ends here.
It's a good corner.
I learned this when I was a kid.
I can't teach you anymore, so I'll show you this, too.
You'll never forget it, right?
I'll never forget it.
I'd like to share this video with elementary school students.
I'd like to share it.
P.T. is the best.
I don't know.
Do you know a story that can be applied to a prank?
If you know it, please visit the program site.
Honda Hitomi is a special supporter.
"Allegory" and "New Light" will be released on the 8th of this month.
Please check it out!
From now on, Dousan Consulting's environmental station will open.
From today's youkai prank,
we'll show you the best reaction ever.
At the location of a fake program,
"Senga Kento" of "Kisumai" visited "Fuji TV" art warehouse.
Wait a minute.
Are you Senpai?
I'm Senpai.
He's scared. He's really scared.
From behind him who's watching a scary video,
a red make-up style horse sticks a bug.
Are you going?
He did it again.
The wire got stuck.
What is it?
It's heavy.
It's a little flashy.
He's really in a bad mood.
But at that moment...
That's scary!
Wow!
What was that?
I was really surprised!
I'm really bad at this.
I can't do scary things.
I was putting out a lot of energy.
You were surprised the most so far.
I was surprised the most today.
Really?
But you came here alone today, right?
What? No, I came alone.
What? You came alone?
No, I came alone.
No, no, no...
Ouch!
No, no, no...
Ouch!
You're the one who asked me to do it!
What are you doing?
You're the one who asked me to do it!
Let me go!
No, I won't!
I don't have a friend like you!
You're cheating!
I'm not cheating!
Next...
Behind the live broadcast of the huge hit parade,
Kousei found an old sister prank!
Happy New Year!
During the live broadcast, Kousei is drawing lots to choose a viewer's gift.
Asen sisters will greet each other from behind.
Time is up.
Let's start with this lottery.
Lottery?
Finally, it's time!
Here it is!
Good, good, good!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Please!
One!
Here it is!
Finally!
Go in!
Here it is!
Go in!
That was bad.
Didn't you run?
Everyone, run! Run!
Look at their faces!
What's going on?
Which one?
I'm definitely not live-streaming!
This is bad! This is really bad!
I'm definitely not live-streaming!
Thank you for the food!
The live-streaming is about to start.
Don't get angry with me!
We're not involved in this!
I'm sweating. Thank you for the food.
Shut up!
Don't get angry with me!
I'm not involved in this!
"Dockiri Grand Prix" will be broadcasted on FOD and T-bar!
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Up until now, this has been "I want to be me" university, Meikai University.
Animals do things naturally and well.
What about humans?
What I want to do for the longest time is...
make my house the kindest on earth.
Environmentally advanced apartment.
BRANDS. TOKYO REAL ESTATE.
That looks so good!
Thank you!
It just fell off!
If it just fell off like that, it'd be hot and you'd drown.
It's going in! It's going in!
Hot gyoza, water-filled soda, suntory water.
This is getting popular.
It's finally here.
Our spring.
Now, for me...
There's a spring I can't forget.
Almost a two-day pass.
No rubbish!
A friend of mine is trying to pass you.
"Basaki"?
"Baitosaki".
"Baitosaki" has been trending lately.
Huh?
You look like you're in a bad mood.
I just thought of something!
My part-time job!
Town work. Recruit.