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Tonight...
I'm here.
Snowman Kouji Mukai...
...will show us the strongest "bilibili" in "MizuRocke"!
Sweet places and bitter places...
I'll hold them and protect them...
Gyaaaah!
Sour-faced warrior "bilibili"!
Leave me alone!
Sudden "dodgeball challenge"!
On a holiday...
A surprise for his dad who came to Odaiba for fun!
Whoa!
What's that?
Whoa!
Wow!
All right!
Will he be able to dodge...
...for one minute...
...from the five-speed ball the kids are throwing?!
He's got it!
Go for it, dad!
Go for it!
If he succeeds...
...the toy the kids want will...
Failure!
If he fails...
...his dad's reputation will be ruined!
Instead of taking the risk of throwing the ball in front of the kids...
...he'll grant them their wishes!
The devil's contract!
There he is!
I am the devil "Mephist"!
Here I am again for your great popularity!
Dad...
That "Mephist" guy...
He showed up without any evidence.
I see...
He's got a taste of his own medicine...
Yet again, he approaches humans...
...and intends to break the devil's contract!
And now...
The devil "Mephist" begins his attack on his dads!
The "Mephist" men come into contact with their family who had fun at Odaiba...
And without telling them anything, they invite them to Fuji TV's studio.
I'm scared.
And just like that, they ask the kids what toys they want.
The first thing they ask for is a loving dad who raises a cheerful Kanta.
Is there anything you want from here?
Oh, what is it?
Do you want me to call you?
To tell you the truth, if your dad challenges you with a challenge and you successfully complete it,
Kanta-kun will receive this toy!
What is it?
I want to draw, but I'm happy.
Then, will you challenge me?
Will you?
Dad, you've already drawn it.
And just like that, Kanta-kun challenges his dad with...
Oh, what is it?
It's chocolate!
No, it's not chocolate.
Dodgeball! Can you run away in one minute? Challenge!
Dodgeball!
I know what you mean!
You should avoid the ball and hit it with that ball.
That's right, but...
When did you join Kanta?
When I was little.
I'll tell you my strategy.
By the way, the strongest kids in the Kanto Tournament have gathered.
In front of the kids, they are attacking their dad.
Will their dad be able to escape?
Dad, you must win!
I'm rooting for you!
Dad, you're doing great!
Dad!
Will he be able to meet the expectations of his only son?
Dad, you can do it!
Get the toy?
Go, go, go!
Or will he crush his father's reputation?
Will he?
Dodgeball Challenge!
Start!
Go for it!
Good job!
Go, go, go!
Watch out!
Nice, nice!
Good job!
Dad is destroying each of the kids' speed balls.
He can't show his cool side in front of his son.
Good job!
She ran away.
Can she score?
Good job!
secured!
She keeped hitting,
but missed.
One more life left!
You can do it, mother!
My son
trusts and watches his father.
She believes in her father and watches over him!
30 seconds left!
Will she run away?!
25 seconds left! Fail!
So close!
But you did your best! You did your best!
I'm sorry. I did my best.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's okay.
I will win for sure!
That's her voice!
Not many people can win.
That's right.
Thank you for letting me participate in this game.
Thank you very much.
And that's it.
I can't say anything.
She can't say anything.
How many years has it been since you played dodgeball?
It's been 40 years since I played dodgeball.
40 years!
How old are you now?
I'm 51 years old.
51 years old!
You are the oldest.
You are the oldest in the past.
Kazuki Papa, who joined the team at the age of 51.
He wants to get toys for his cute uncle who joined at the age of 41.
Have you ever shown your cool side to Luna?
I haven't done it recently, so I'll show you today.
She will say that you are cool.
Do your best, Papa.
She will say it.
Do your best!
Kazuki Papa, who joined the team at the age of 51.
Will you get the toys you want for your child?
Or will you destroy your father's reputation?
Dodgeball Challenge!
Start!
Do your best!
Do your best, Papa!
Do your best!
Don't run away!
Do your best!
Good!
Do your best!
Don't run away!
Don't turn around!
Not yet!
Do your best!
He turned around and started in 10 seconds.
He fell!
Oh, no!
He obviously can't respond to speed.
He has 50 seconds left.
Will he be able to do it?
Do your best!
Not yet!
Do your best!
Not yet!
Do your best!
He fell!
He has 40 seconds left!
40 seconds!
Do your best!
Do your best! Do your best! Do your best!
In a blink of an eye, it's 2 outs!
Was it such a reckless challenge for a young elementary school student?
But now...
The youngest dad will show us his incredible persistence!
Do your best!
Do your best! Do your best! Do your best!
Run! Run!
Do your best! Do your best!
Move your legs!
Do your best!
What a surprise!
Dad Kazuki has started responding to the ball with his hands and feet!
That's right!
I have a family I love!
I have a daughter who believes in me!
His desire has awakened a man in his 50s!
Do your best!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
There's only a little bit of time left until victory!
Do your best!
It's 5 seconds after awakening!
Dad!
There's only 12 seconds left!
Do your best!
Kazuki's dad!
He kept dodging with his right footwork after awakening,
but in the end, he couldn't dodge and sank to the mat!
However...
What happened to the family who were watching their father's appearance?
And then...
The family that came next...
He's pretty strong.
A 32-year-old father who raises two children.
He has a lot of confidence in sports.
I've been playing basketball since I was in 2nd grade.
By the way, how much do you weigh?
I weigh about 92kg now.
I see!
On the streets, he's a fat man who can move.
A fat man who can move.
How rude!
Isn't there something like that? Basketball, rainbow...
If you're still playing basketball, you look like you can expect it.
Then I'm worried about my size.
Will my area get wider?
I definitely want to succeed!
Can he escape for a minute with the footwork he trained in basketball?
Will he get the toy he wants as a child?
Or will he be crushed by his father's face?
Or will he...
It's a great picture!
Basketball Challenge!
Start!
Where are you going?
Is he going to make it?
You can do it!
He's doing well.
Ryu Papa keeps the ball in his hands.
He can see it.
You can do it!
And...
- Cool! - This is so cool!
- So cool! - A super play in a row!
You wouldn't think he has 92kg.
- He's dodging with this cool body movement! - Wow, amazing!
- And... - This is strong!
- So cool! - A cool catch!
- What kind of father is he? - Isn't it cool?
- Even the kids are happy about this! - Isn't it cool?
- 30 seconds left! - You can do it!
- Awesome!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- They're cheering for him! - You can do it!
- 20 seconds left! - You can do it!
- Dad, Mephisto is cheering for him again! - You can do it!
- He can't learn anything from this! - He's completely forgotten that he's a demon!
You're a good guy, aren't you?
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- You're amazing! - You're amazing!
- Here you go! - You got the toy you wanted!
- Get along well!
- Thanks for all those of you who joined in suddenly!
- Really, that was so touching! - It was!
- Not even one question correct for Papa! - Right!
How's your casualwardness for being an idol?
- This is casual. - Casual?
I have my own age.
I see.
We have prepared it for you.
Look over there!
Dochimoru Challenge, start!
Komato, Kikusui Fuma, will the challenge be a success?
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Go!
Kami-fumaki! I heard you!
Kama-fumaki!
Amazing!
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Ice cream. It's really soaked.
It's like "bwaah" and it's like "kirikiri".
This is no good.
Shumitect's complete is to prevent it from soaking.
Prevent insect bites and urinary tract disease.
You can even whitening.
It's a lot of medicine.
I heard that when the toothpaste goes down, it is easy to get close mold.
Toothpaste care is...
I want to do it thoroughly.
Shumitect's urinary tract disease double care.
Urinary tract disease prevention with sterilization and high inflammation.
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Double and high!
Wow!
It's so beautiful!
Kikuchi and Fuma are relaxed, but it's a dodgeball challenge!
How do you feel about the distance?
It's close!
It's close, right?
If that's the case, our fathers must have been working hard.
Fuma-kun, show your enthusiasm to the camera!
Can I do it seriously?
Of course!
All elementary school students will cry.
Can they escape for one minute? Dodgeball challenge, start!
How is it?
It's fast!
Isn't it fast?
It's great!
It's quite fast!
It's coming!
Fuma, you're amazing!
It's in the middle!
It's still okay!
There's still some time!
There's still...
40 seconds left!
You're amazing!
40 seconds left!
40...
It's gone!
It's still there!
Run away!
I told you it's easy!
You can do it!
20 seconds left!
You can do it!
20 seconds left!
You can do it!
20 seconds left!
You can do it!
20 seconds left!
You can do it!
What?! Dodgeball challenge failed!
How lame!
No way!
I didn't want to see it like this!
This is frustrating...
This is exactly what Fuma is like...
And with that...
If you think this costume is bad...
Or if you've been invited by Mephisto...
Please give it a try!
A high-speed second-hand prank!
Second-hand Bilibili bath!
When the target enters the bath...
A strong electric current will flow into the hot water!
Sometimes you can find electric baths in battles...
But usually...
You only feel a little stimulation when you enter!
But!
In Kagawa Prefecture...
There is a battle that is supported by super strong electric current!
And that is this Kyourakuyu!
It's just the right level for a regular old man...
But for a young person who is entering for the first time...
It's a little stimulating!
Everyone, this is...
A healthy prank!
The stage is Kagawa Prefecture...
And the target is...
The time machine No. 3 that came all the way from Tokyo for this!
A fake time machine that goes around Kagawa's Anabaspot!
It has a great atmosphere!
It's great!
Please!
If you'll excuse me...
Wow! It feels so good!
It's the best!
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
But you came from Tokyo early in the morning.
It's not the main show.
I don't watch it much.
But right away...
You're good at filming.
It's like that, isn't it?
You're right.
You're lying.
Are you serious?
You're going to take it away?
Get out of here!
You're doing a good job.
You're a little slow.
You're doing a good job.
Stop it.
Go from the side.
It hurts!
I was surprised!
What is this?
Wait a minute.
There is someone I've met before.
I saw you in Asaichi.
I saw you at 23rd!
There was a huge current!
It came out of my chair!
It was so strong that my whole body was stiff.
That's a lie.
What?
It's not a cold wave or anything like that.
Can you turn that around?
What?
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary to turn it around, isn't it?
It's scary, it's scary.
That's true.
That's not a cold wave, is it?
If you take it off, you can see it.
Does that mean it's not a cold wave?
What is it?
Are you okay?
It's scary, it's scary!
Are you okay?
It's scary, it's scary!
It's scary!
Are you okay?
It's scary!
Are you okay?
It's scary!
Are you okay?
Next...
You're here!
You're Kyonraku.
Everyone's favorite since arriving in Kyoto, Moriwaki.
A lot of people came in here.
Showa, Heisei and Reiwa.
Showa, Heisei and Reiwa and Moriaki who keeps running.
They are all shaking.
Will it be okay?
I don't know what will happen.
Stop it!
Get off me!
W-w-wait, wait, wait!
What is this?!
You're a complete idiot!
What is this?!
W-w-wait, wait, wait!
What is this?!
W-w-wait, wait, wait!
What is this prank?!
This is bad!
Is it that bad?!
W-what happened?!
I'll kill you!
What is this?!
I'll kill you!
No, that's not a tourist attraction.
I got used to it.
If you turn it around, there's something down there.
It's okay now.
(Laughs)
Thank you very much.
Then...
I was electrocuted.
(Laughs)
I was electrocuted.
(Laughs)
It's crazy.
(Laughs)
Next...
Who?
Me!
We are Kouji Mukai.
After this, Mukai screams!
I will hold you and protect you.
(Screams)
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Then do your best.
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Next is...
Who is it?
It's me, Kouji Mukai!
Our Kouji Mukai!
Kouji!
He says that his body is getting better recently and that's why he called you that.
Speaking of Mukai, he is a regular creator of this show.
It's hard to believe that he is lying.
Do it!
I want to do it!
So, this time...
This is Kouji Mukai's first solo show.
He created a fake plan.
And this is the show.
It's starting now!
Kouji Mukai's Souvenir Shiriken Sasaitame!
It's a solo show!
Thank you!
Of course it is!
In order to increase the credibility of the show,
former Fuji TV member Minato Anna from Kaga came here.
She created a fake plan that wasn't broadcasted at all.
And she brought Kouji Mukai to this hot bath.
Please don't broadcast it at all!
So, Kouji Mukai entered the hot bath.
It's nice!
It's nice in here!
It might smell like kangaroo.
You are stupid!
You are doing it!
Don't be stupid!
Then, Mukai came in.
Did you come in?
Oh, you came in!
If it's a hot bath, you have to do your best!
That's right!
You are great!
I will hug you and protect you!
Let's sing until the end!
I will hug you and protect you!
That's good!
No way!
What is it?
No way!
I'm sorry!
Wait!
What is it?
No way!
I'm so sad!
No way!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
No way!
I'm sorry!
Hey! Hey!
This way!
Hey!
I can't help it!
It has nothing to do with it!
It was recorded yesterday!
It was recorded in the studio!
Happy birthday! Today is my birthday!
That's right, it's your birthday.
Today is my 28th birthday!
It's a birthday present!
It's a birthday and a comedy show!
Yes, let's celebrate your birthday.
No way!
You're angry!
No!
You're in a good mood!
Yes, it is.
What is this part?
Today is Mukai's birthday.
I really wanted to celebrate him for working so hard.
That's right, I wanted to celebrate you.
But the staff of this show were a little clumsy.
All they could think of was celebrating Mukai with a prank.
I wrote a blog today!
I update my blog every morning.
My blog is called "johnny's web".
And since today is my 21st day,
I wrote a longer blog than usual.
I'm going to delete more than half of my blog.
No!
Stop it!
I'm deleting it!
My birthday is amazing!
What is this?
What is that you're wearing?
Are you wearing a bathrobe?
Wait a minute.
I'm wearing a bathrobe.
You're wearing it naturally.
You're right!
That's what it is!
Hey!
Stop!
Aaaaaah!
Stop it!
Net flame! Net flame! Net flame!
Web flame! Web flame! Web flame! Web flame! Web flame! Web flame!
You did it! You're responsible!
You! You bastard!
Watch it!
Who are you?
Random! Random! Random!
You! You!
Stop!
You! Stop! Stop!
Boy, I'm exhausted!
You're lying!
Do you know Nakano-san?
No, I don't.
What's up with you?
Nakano-san?
Yes?
What do you mean?
Did you know?
It's a motive.
Here?
Yes.
Didn't you hear?
Who has a motive for Nakawa and Nagano-san?
I don't know!
Don't you have it?
Of course not.
You don't?
You worked so hard for it.
You were looking forward to it.
Actually, I'm angry.
You're angry!
Can I apologize?
Can you?
Can I apologize?
Can you apologize?
What's going to happen?
I'm really sorry.
But, I haven't forgotten how grateful I am.
You're exhausted, aren't you?
Aren't you?
I'm not exhausted!
I'm not!
You're not!
I'm not!
You're not!
I'm not!
You're not!
You're not! You're not! You're not!
What are you doing?!
This is not a show!
Ah! Mitchie!
We're going to get fired!
Mitchie! Mitchie!
This is crazy!
Ah!
This is getting fun!
Ah!
In the end, this is me!
The blocker is called "dragon," right?
Yeah, yeah, "dragon."
Ah!
Dragon-san?
Dragon-san, what made you become a blocker?
You can't talk!
You can't talk, but you're still there!
When you actually look up, do you get comments from your family that you were funny?
Can I talk?
He's telling me.
He's telling you.
But I'm glad!
This dragon, who's always tackling without slowing down,
looks like the "second-hand dragon" from our series.
Are you trying to play the dragon too much?
That's my part, right?
Huh?
I want to see the dragon's shuriken move!
But you actually got a few comments!
I got a few!
I even talked for about 15 minutes in the opening!
You know, let's think of something about it.
I'll post it on Twitter.
No way!
So,
if you want to see this fake recording,
please watch the official program on Twitter after the broadcast.
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A collaboration project between CoroCoro Comics and Docky Grand Prix!
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Let's go!
What this means is...
First of all, CoroCoro Comics is collecting ideas for Docky Grand Prix.
And then, Docky Grand Prix is going to do a Docky Grand Prix of the good ideas from CoroCoro Comics!
Before this, CoroCoro Comics collected ideas...
Docky Grand Prix of the good ideas from all elementary school students across Japan!
So...
We're going to do a Docky Grand Prix of everyone's ideas!
First...
The first work to commemorate Docky Grand Prix is...
Kazumichi, a sixth grader living in Fukushima Prefecture.
Modeltne.
If you take a picture...
You'll get fired up.
If you take a picture, you'll get fired up.
This is a work that is unique for elementary school students.
If you get fired up,
"will you wear the non-worn model that won first place in "Popular Weathercaster" last year?
Since it's a difficult request, they're practicing hard with a script.
You'll get fired up.
Ah, um...
If you get a little more fired up...
Now, please take a look at Motokun's work.
Ah, here it is!
Ah, excuse me.
Nice to meet you. My name is Akijima Asuka.
I love Maramanji.
I love it!
I didn't think you'd like it.
You're good.
I've been watching you on YouTube.
Really?
If you don't mind, if you have time, could we take a picture?
No, it's fine.
Is it okay?
Is there such a thing?
You're amazing.
I didn't think you'd like it.
You're good.
Is there such a thing?
Excuse me, Adamanji-san, could you do it a little more?
I love it!
I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!
The distance between people is really amazing!
I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!
Amazing!
To escape...
She took a picture...
And ran away.
Isn't that a bad sign?
She ran away like that.
What's going on?
Adamanji...
She must have been surprised.
Where are you going? Come over here.
Come over here.
She ran away with a picture.
How many centimeters did you get close to?
I'm sorry.
I love you.
Weird glasses!
This is...
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
She's angry.
She's still angry.
You're not angry, are you?
No, I'm not.
You're too scary.
I'm traumatized.
I like you!
You're too scary.
Stop it.
You're too scary.
It's fun.
You're too scary.
You're scary every time!
I'm glad.
It's like a proof video.
I'm looking forward to it. Thank you for your time today.
Thank you.
Excuse me, but I've been friends with you for a long time.
Thank you.
I was a fan of you at that time, but I like you now.
Thank you.
Can I take a picture with you?
I'd love to.
Can I take a picture with you?
Sure.
( persönleshota )
I'll do it one more time.
Are you sure?
I love you.
I'm scared.
That's right.
I'm a model, so I'd love to take a picture with you.
( persönleshota )
I'd love to.
( persönleshota )
This is fun.
Everyone, this is a play.
This is a result of Momo's training.
There is a distance between people, isn't it?
This is amazing.
It was scary.
Scary, scary.
I thought I could approach you normally.
Hey.
Tell me.
So?
What do you fight for?
Money.
She is laughing.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you? What is this?
What is it? It's so scary.
What is it?
It's scary, isn't it?
He was very close to me.
No, no.
The manager told me to come closer.
What?
It's scary.
This guy is very scary.
It's not that, is it?
No, it's not.
My legs are shaking.
This is terrible.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
Thank you.
Let's take a picture together.
Oh, it's Kyu-san!
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Excuse me!
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To be a model...
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Why are you opening it now?
Well... every day...
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Turn around a little.
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Seriously.
Did she really get mad at you?
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She's usually like this.
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Yes.
Get out of my way!
Thank you.
Next is...
Nice picture, Himiko-sama.
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He tried...
the bread and...
it was hard.
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and condensed the flour.
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This is how it was made.
Even if an adult tries to tear it off with all his might,
he can't.
Even if he tries to bite it off, he can't.
It's the strongest and hardest bread.
I'll let you, the first newcomers of Food Report, try it!
Will it...
On top of that...
An elastic mask and a boot-cutting mask!
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No, no... I hate this person!
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They blow away the moisture to the limit and made the wheat flour super condensed.
- What is this? - The world's strongest hard bread.
- Wow! - Wow!
The staff has repeated the trial and error and finally completed it.
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I'll enjoy everything!
- Thank you for having me! - Good luck!
Thank you for the food!
Fake food.
After eating the bread...
It's heavy.
- It's heavy. - Thank you for the food!
When I bit into it...
It was hard.
You...
You're really...
Fake food?
The first food report...
The new announcer eats the bread without thinking it's a prank.
Huh?
- You ate it? - Yeah.
- Did you eat it with determination? - Huh?
I thought it would come off, but it was crispy on the outside and crispy on the inside.
Is this youngness? If you're a newcomer, bite it off forcefully.
I asked the three of them to eat it too.
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I can't do it.
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I can't bite it.
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I'm Fuji TV's newcomer announcer, Matsuzaki Suzuka.
My motivation is not to die, but to work hard.
I'll do my best today as well.
Thank you for the food.
This time for sure!
I bit into the bread and...
Hard.
What's up with you?
Did you steal it?
What's up with you?
This is a failure, isn't it?
Delicious.
Thank you for the meal.
By the way, men tried everything, but...
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I don't think you should eat it anyway.
As a result...
I'm sorry.
I'm serious.
This year's newcomer is a little strange, but...
It seems to have unusual guts.
Newcomer announcers are serious.
You did your best.
You're going to bite it off, aren't you?
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It's Asuka-chan.
It was great.
But I'm here with Asuka-chan today...
What do you think of that picture?
It's amazing.
I envy you.
Then, Mr. Hasegawa...
Please.
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I don't want to get closer.
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A little more.
Please come a little closer.
I hate you!
Don't turn your back on Megwin.
That's right.