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What do you want me to do?
It's too surreal!
Tonight's prank Grand Prix is...
During a baseball game, they tried to meet for three years.
At that moment!
First, a surprise for the dog that has separated from its owner.
You, who used to be with me...
Where are you living now?
Suddenly, in front of the bank, your owner appears and...
So cute!
How is it?
The dog that has separated from its owner is...
Koko...
Kintoki...
Kin-chan...
The dog that has separated from its owner is...
The dog that has separated from its owner suddenly appears and...
Suddenly, they meet again.
First, they were separated for two and a half years.
Do you remember me?
Beagle's Yuzu.
Her husband left Yamanashi for work and separated from her.
Just by thinking about it...
Ah, there you are!
Sleeping with Yuzu...
Taking a walk with Yuzu...
Everything starts and ends with Yuzu.
After waiting for two and a half years in Yamanashi, Yuzu...
When I ask "Did you come last night?"
I feel like she's waiting for me at the entrance.
I don't feel lonely at all.
After two and a half years, they suddenly meet again.
I'm a little worried.
Will she remember me?
Today is Music Day.
So...
Please look at it with Miyuki Nakajima's thread.
(Yuzu and Miyuki Nakajima)
Why do we meet each other?
We don't know anything.
I'm counting on you.
When will we meet each other?
We don't know anything.
Where have you been?
Have you been alive?
Under the distant sky,
under two nights...
(Yuzu and Miyuki Nakajima)
- Huh? - Huh?
Huh?
- Huh? - It's the second time.
It's the second time.
- Amazing! - The second time.
- She's wagging her tail. - She's wagging her tail.
Yuzu!
- She's wagging her tail. - She's wagging her tail.
- She's happy. - The way she dances.
- She's happy. - I'm happy.
- She's waving her tail. - She's happy.
- I'm going to cry.
Look! She's waving her tail.
- She's so lively. - I'm happy.
- She's waving her tail. - I love you.
I'm happy too.
She's amazing.
Amazing!
She's amazing.
I'm so happy!
What is this?
This is amazing!
Two years worth of work!
This is amazing!
What?
Wow, look at his forehead!
Yuzu drinks a lot!
Sudden reunion surprise!
One year apart...
Toy poodle Ku!
Her husband left her for work.
When I failed my exam and was crying,
she was like, "Don't cry. I'm here for you."
She's always there for me.
I miss her so much.
Ku, who lives in Saitama's hometown,
felt lonely and stressed.
She would look out of the window.
One year apart...
Sudden reunion!
This is the story of you and me.
It's flying!
This is shampoo!
But you can't forget it.
It's different from what I thought.
It's flying.
This is the second time.
It's flying!
- Thank you. - I'm so happy.
(Thank you for welcoming me.)
(I'm so happy.)
Can you welcome me a little longer?
A sudden surprise. What's next?
One year apart.
A mix of Genki and Yuzu of Chiba.
Two of them suddenly reunite.
I want to meet you.
When I was at my parent's house, I used to go for a walk every morning.
However, their lives have been separated due to work.
What about Genki and Yuzu recently?
I think I made a little hole in my heart.
I don't think I have one.
Two of them reunite for the first time in a year.
Why do we meet each other?
We don't know anything.
When will we meet?
We don't know anything.
Where have you been?
Have you lived?
Under the blue sky.
Two stories.
Oh, it's Genki.
Do you know me?
Do you remember me?
What's going on?
(barking)
Yes, yes, yes.
This, this, this.
It's been a while.
It's moist, moist.
Cute.
Come here.
Oh, it's Aki-san.
It's Aki-san.
She calmed down.
Oh, it's no good.
It's so fluffy.
Can you give me some rice?
Yes, can you give me some rice?
Go ahead, say it.
She won't say it at all.
I want a dog and its owner to become floral adults.
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First up...
While the target is showering...
A ghost comes out of the rooftop.
The target is...
Kimokawa singer and entertainer, Hoshino Disco.
Before they put on their costumes, they take preventive measures and so on...
While the target is showering...
When it's cold, the ghost of the ceiling, Kyutaro, appears and puts shampoo on the star's head.
That's right. If you get hit by this, you won't be able to wash your hair for the rest of your life.
Kyutaro is a little persistent today. He puts shampoo on his second hair.
What is this?
And after 5 minutes of shampooing...
What is this?
What? What is this?
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If you can sing 10 songs in a row without missing a single note, you'll win 1 million yen!
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It's not a new or old style of beer.
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This deliciousness...
It's a little surprising!
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It's authentic beer, but it doesn't contain any sugar!
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I, Hana, aim to become a novelist.
This is the fateful encounter I dream of.
Would you like me to make use of your talent in manga?
Huh?
You can make it.
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Even if you ignore it, even if you ignore it, the weeds of your house will grow again.
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If it's a roundup for home use, just take a shower as it is.
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When the target is taking a shower, a ghost suddenly appears from the ceiling!
And 5 minutes before the shampoo runs out...
It's over!
What is this?!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Help me! Help me!
Who are you?!
What do you think?!
No, it's not my fault!
It's not my fault!
I see.
I've been following you for a long time.
I thought you were doing something to me.
I'm so scared of you.
You're so kind.
He's not coming out anymore.
He's not here anymore.
And then, when they finished filming...
Kyutaro, who is very persistent, again...
It's not over.
Huh?
It's amazing!
It's so cold!
No matter how many times I do it, I can't take it off!
Next up is...
Who is it?
Ah, here it is!
A young trio who are currently in the middle of their popularity crisis...
Gerardon's "Attack" Nishimoto!
Speaking of Nishimoto...
That's right!
A prank on Higashino-san!
What do you think of Higashino-san's show?
I'm sorry...
I don't really watch Higashino-san's show...
Watch it!
You're so honest!
It's embarrassing!
Higashino-san doesn't really do prank shows!
He does!
He didn't know about Higashino-san's show!
We still have a long way to go...
That's right...
We have to do it until it reaches me!
We still have a long way to go!
Will it reach me?
It's been 5 months...
Will this show reach Nishimoto?
Please!
It's embarrassing!
This guy is really funny!
It's embarrassing!
It's like a manga!
Nishimoto noticed the sign of the ceiling for a moment...
And went outside in no time!
It's embarrassing!
You know that guy?
Who?
The one who came before the prank.
Do you know him?
I don't know him.
Look! Look!
Why don't you know?
Look!
What is this show?
I've never seen it.
Do you know who the host is?
Who was it?
I don't know!
Remember it!
Attack!
Do you usually do this?
Well...
I tried to pay attention to it.
But it didn't come into my sight at all.
It's embarrassing!
It's because of our efforts.
That's right. Our efforts are still weak.
We have to work harder.
Next, the ghost's target is...
Studio guest, high school sixth grader, Hikari Kuroki.
She is selling herself as a psychiatrist.
At "Prank Grand Prix"...
This is scary!
Oh my god!
She is a mature character.
How about you, Kuroki?
I thought Yass is the best.
Kuroki is talking.
From the top.
That was really scary.
When the staff left, I was like "what?"
But I heard that it would be rehearsed.
So I did it seriously in my mind.
But it was so scary.
I was like "what?"
What's up with Fuji TV?
It's not like that.
It was late at night.
And it was spacious.
You don't like that kind of place, do you?
I like scary places.
But I think it's scary in real life.
In real life?
When you take a shower at home,
and when you shampoo your hair,
don't you feel like something is cooking behind you?
Yes, I do.
When I close my eyes, I look back.
What do you do when you look back?
I do like this.
I'm scared!
Oh my god!
That's amazing!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
She has a bad personality!
That's amazing!
I, Ryohei, will offer you a water of life and death!
In this show, when you take a shower, there is a certain probability that your pants will be sprayed with hydrogen peroxide.
By the way, hydrogen peroxide is a mixture of menthol crystals and fire water in an exquisite balance.
When you apply this, you can't tell whether you're in heaven or hell for men who don't know what it is.
The ultimate time will come.
Seriously, what is this show?
It's almost the end of the show.
While Nishimoto is in the shower and doesn't remember this show yet, he puts hydrogen peroxide in his pants.
This time for sure, Nishimoto will remember this show.
Thank you for your hard work.
Nishimoto will interview Nishimoto, saying it's an all- out shoot after the surprise.
First of all, please tell me how you feel about the Frozen Grand Prix.
I'm not good at getting sprayed with hydrogen peroxide.
I'm happy about it, but I feel like I'm not good at it.
At first, Nishimoto answers the interview normally.
But...
Little by little, Nishimoto's expression changes.
I don't watch shows!
It's like...
Isn't it just a regular body swap?
Oh, it's not? I'm sorry, it's nothing.
What's special about it?
All of a sudden...
What's special about it?
Don't get excited!
You're weird, poor guy!
It hurts a little, but...
It's high!
It's like...
It's like 80 degrees all the time!
For real!
What is this? For real!
Is this also a prank?
This is also a prank.
What is this?!
It's so hot all the time!
Okay, you can go now.
It's time for the usual chase!
I'm sorry!
I can't take it off!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Wait a minute! It's seriously hot!
It's seriously hot!
Wait a minute!
Nishimoto-san...
Yes?
Can you stay behind for a little while?
No, I'm mad!
I'm mad!
That's good, that's good.
By the way, after this recording, Nishimoto tweeted...
What did he say?
I finally got it today!
It finally arrived!
Just a little bit!
Finally!
Just a little bit!
Sandwich-based cup-pan-mincing in seconds!
During a match in Kusai-kyu,
as soon as the target tried to go around Sannui at full speed...
...the Sannui-based cup-pan-mincing explodes!
This is a prank!
The target is...
However, former high school player Plus Minus Iwahashi...
This day, a celebrity with baseball experience will participate in the weak Kusai-kyu team as a substitute...
...this is a fake plan!
For his favorite baseball match,
he warmed up his body with a catch ball carefully...
Now, the match begins!
Motoi, start the prank!
The slugger hits the target!
Iwahashi goes to the batter's box.
But there is one problem here...
...how to naturally take Iwahashi to the Sannui- based cup-pan-mincing.
Of course, first you have to do something about Iwahashi and get him out of the cup-pan-mincing.
You can't take pictures or go out.
And after you get him out of the cup-pan-mincing, you have to get Umaiko and Iwahashi to move forward and make the Sannui-based cup-pan-mincing run at full speed.
I see!
In order to make sure of this situation...
...the defense team thinks of all possible ways of getting rid of the Sannui-based cup-pan-mincing...
...and practice the errors caused by it thoroughly.
As a result...
...a prank-baseball troupe has been born...
...who can definitely take down the target!
Now, then...
...please watch the drama with no plot until the explosion!
Now, the match for only the explosion of "no plot until the explosion!" begins!
In the batter box is Iwahashi. Pitcher, 9th!
The ball is out of bounds.
Iwahashi can be seen well.
If he is hit by a bomb, he will also be in trouble and will be saved.
I want you to hit it.
Pitcher, 2nd pitch.
The ball is out of bounds. Ball, 2nd!
Iwahashi is careful.
Although it is the usual game style, it does not reach the ground.
Now, the atmosphere of baseball has been removed sufficiently.
It's about time for the inside ball to go!
He missed it! Strike!
Iwahashi does not make a move.
As for me, I was going to pass it, but it didn't go well.
Once again, the ball is in the middle of the field. Pitcher, 4th!
Hit!
He missed it with a running.
It's a guts pose for the tricksters.
Now, he succeeded in making Iwahashi miss it.
From now on, how well can he create the flow of the game to make Iwahashi run around the field with all his might?
Now, what will the prank baseball drama team do?
Catcher, 1st base, Soutale.
Out!
Isn't it a little too much of a big strike?
The ball is in the middle of the field.
Iwahashi, who wants to avoid it, goes to third base.
Right goes to pick up the ball relatively slowly.
Nana Coacher turns his arm.
Tonight's Fuji TV program is this!
From 9 o'clock, the movie "Aquaman", "Sea Creatures", "All Friends", "Atlantis in the Pacific", "Too Strong"!
At 11:10, "Factory Committee", "Yajimari Appears"!
From 11:40, "Adult Dodora", "Cold Game"!
And tomorrow, "Chidori's Oniren-chan"!
When is 5G going to hit us?
I don't know.
It's going to hit us!
It's here!
What?!
Who?!
There was a cockroach!
Oh, I'm Dorami!
So you're Doraemon?!
You broke the wall!
It's here again!
Kakegufta is in a bad mood!
Brother!
Dorami!
Are you really brothers?!
You look like brothers!
We look alike, right?!
You don't look like us at all.
What about Nobita-san?!
It's here! It's here again!
Chidori?!
Oh, 5G is here, too!
5G is everywhere. Softbank.
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Catcher avoids it at once!
Flat spread!
Isn't it a little too much of a dive?
The ball goes to the right!
However, the diver avoids it and goes to Sunday!
The right goes to pick up the ball relatively slowly!
Anacochara turns his arm!
Now, Sunday is in front of you!
Catcher avoids it at once!
At full speed towards home, at Iwahashi's nose, the sandwich base is crushed into pieces!
Prank baseball team!
Magnificent guidance!
This is wonderful!
And there!
It's a DJ!
Let me play baseball!
This will definitely be disbanded soon!
You saw the hit just now, didn't you?
I'm serious!
Let me play baseball!
Why don't you blow up the base?!
Let me play baseball for a little longer!
Please let me play!
Is there a reason for that?
What?
There's a reason for not playing baseball?
Of course there is!
It's hot!
It's really hot in here!
I'm really not good at summer!
Huh? I'm really sorry!
BAAA! BAAA!
You're hitting a home run with a band of employees!
Next up is the four-time champion who always gives his best in baseball, Suzuki!
You're cool!
Leave it to me!
I'm definitely going to win!
Do you remember the baseball team days?
Today, their attitude is a little higher than usual.
The game is about to begin!
First...
Second...
Third...
Let's go!
Now, Suzuki is in the lead!
What is his batting like?
Pay attention!
He missed the first pitch high.
Tsuzuki didn't react and let it go.
He is confident in his batting.
He missed it again.
Ball 2.
Tsuzuki doesn't touch the ball at all.
Now, the third pitch.
He missed it again.
Ball 3.
He looks confident.
Tsuzuki doesn't touch the ball at all.
Let it go.
Now, the fourth pitch.
He missed it again.
Wow!
Really?
Wow!
Tsuzuki doesn't swing at all.
I wanted to see you hit it.
Of course, we are grateful for this.
But what about the variety?
If you think this is a real show,
you will worry about Tsuzuki's future.
You are right.
This is a shocking development.
Anyway, Tsuzuki is in the third pitch.
If Tsuzuki has the same development as before,
he can hit it.
Catch it!
Catcher, first pitch.
Tsuzuki starts to run.
He runs carefully and hits it.
He hits it to third pitch.
Go! Go! Go!
Third pitcher is raising his arm.
Wow!
Did you notice?
Is it CX?
Hey, it's CX!
Hey, you're laughing, you broadcaster!
You gathered such a large number of people and did it for me!
I can't forgive you for this!
Are you aiming for a home run?
I'm aiming for a home run.
If the runner coach is spinning it, I have no choice but to go.
I have no choice but to go.
Give me a strike!
Strike!
I was doing it with a good sense of defense.
I won't step on even one high ball!
Next...
He doesn't have much experience in baseball, but he was casted for his looks.
Avareru-kun.
Alright, I'll do it!
Can I introduce myself?
I'm Avareru, so please call me Ava-san or Bareru.
Can I say my name?
I'm Kanta.
Shun. Kanta, Shun.
Ren. Takumi.
Kaichi. Shoya.
Shunta. Takeda.
Miyoji.
Mie-chan.
Kanta.
Wow!
Strike!
As expected!
Avareru-kun, who is in good terms with his former teammates, enters the batter box.
In high school, club activities were mountain climbing.
Will he be able to do it?
Strike!
The ball came off Takami.
Is he still on the first floor? He looks like he's about to reach the climax.
Is his image of Otani Shohei or of Tatis Jr.?
The ball came off again. Ball 2.
He doesn't change his expression. He's rampaging.
We can see it perfectly.
He played baseball until the first year of high school.
His batting...
Oh, no! Run!
He's still in the game!
He's out! He dropped it!
What a great error!
After that, Avalere was eliminated.
The record is an error. Avalere survived.
As expected, it's a triangle.
It's a disaster.
But our baseball theater is dependent on errors.
As planned, Avalere was eliminated.
Oh, it's my turn.
This is fun!
Avalere doesn't even dream of being eliminated.
Now, the next strategy.
Avalere saw the catcher's swing and ran.
Now, he's going to hit the triangle using his training.
He's going to hit it!
Avalere! Go, go, go!
This is fun.
Go, go, go!
Avalere's triangle is almost finished!
[Laughter and applause]
This is a lie, isn't it?
Hey, it was fun, but...
[Laughter and applause]
Hey, is this all a lie?!
[Laughter and applause]
Wow, we're friends, aren't we?!
[Laughter and applause]
Shun!
[Laughter and applause]
Wait a minute!
For their friends...
They run desperately to the mountains...
And in front of their eyes, a sand base explodes!
[Laughter and applause]
From the beginning...
There was no friendship at all!
[Laughter and applause]
It's Fuji TV!
You're a skater, aren't you?!
Fuji TV's...
Prank.
[Laughter and applause]
What kind of error is that?!
That was...
That was deliberate.
The short error was...
Deliberate.
Damn it!
[Laughter and applause]
Where did you get angry?
I thought you were rude!
[Laughter and applause]
That's it!
Playing with a rude guy's heart!
[Laughter and applause]
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RYO-DE-SARU PRANK!
It's been a while, Saru-chan.
RYO-DE-VR is out!
That's new.
What's that?
VR is...
By wearing goggles like these...
The image and facial movements in front of you are linked.
It's like...
You can have a virtual experience of being in that world.
It's a well-known system like amusement parks.
By using this...
After the target has enjoyed the wonderful world of VR...
If you take off your goggles...
There's a monkey in front of you!
It's a prank with high-tech and analog!
The first target is...
- One, two... - Oh!
I was curious about that!
Zen-en...
Oh, sorry.
[Laughter]
Maybe it's because they came here by the 6 o'clock Shinkansen...
Yamana Akina hasn't said a word yet.
This time, the target is...
Wearing goggles!
Then, in front of her...
Out of the three of you...
Which one of you was most surprised?
[Laughter]
You can go to a world where you can have the most popular day of your life!
She immediately puts on goggles on her head.
Now, let's go to a world where you can have the most popular day of your life!
I'm Haru, and I'm 19 years old.
Nice to meet you. I'm Haru.
Ever since I met you for the first time, I've always thought you were cool.
I want to get to know you better and better!
Okay.
Yamana gets shy in a virtual world.
And then...
Can I ask you a question?
Why are you so cool?
The usual genius monkey quietly enters.
Wait a minute! Can I ask you something?
Why are you so cute?
She's embarrassed.
However, Yamana, who has the most popular day of her life in a virtual space,
doesn't notice the monkey in real life at all.
Senpai, please look at me!
I'm looking at you.
It's really unfair for you two!
Sorry.
In order for you two not to hear me, please tell me your favorite type secretly!
It's you.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's you.
While looking at me...
It's your type.
The fact that the monkey is right next to you...
It's funny.
It's funny, so don't say it.
Yes.
Can you show me a very kind smile?
Yay!
Yamana is happy in the virtual world.
But the game is over.
Let's go back to the real world.
Let's go together.
Yamana is happy in the virtual world.
But the game is over.
Let's go back to the real world.
How strong can you get in one night and one month?
An entertainer who usually does nothing gets serious about martial arts with a fake plan.
And one month later...
Someone, help me!
He runs into a woman in a pinch.
Will he be able to save her with his martial arts?
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If you can sing 10 songs in a row without missing a note, you will receive a prize of 1 million yen!
What a rude comment!
Sunday night at 7 o'clock!
"She Was Beautiful" starts on July 6th Tuesday night at 9 o'clock!
If you slip into a fun VR world and take off your goggles, there is a monkey in front of you!
Senior, please give me a lovely smile!
Hey, Yamana!
What's up with you?
Yamana is happy in the virtual world!
This is the end of "moteki".
Yamana is asked to return to the real world.
Hey, let's go somewhere by ourselves?
Of course!
What's with that reaction?
No way!
This is so funny!
- Like always. - This is embarrassing!
Amazing...
From the best day of your life...
to the moment of death...
monkey exists!
This is the world of reality!
Then Yamana realizes another reality.
I'm going home now.
Everything is so fast.
Again! Again!
30 minutes!
12 o'clock! 15 o'clock! I'm going home!
Again!
It's so fast! It's always a moment! Tokyo Olympics!
Let's go home.
Next is...
It's different!
Rhythmic paper play entertainer, Sachi!
Hi, senpai! I'm Eri!
You're close!
Just look at me now, OK?
OK.
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Why are you so cool?
You're so cool!
You're right.
Sachi can't stop laughing in this virtual space like a dream.
But, next to Sachi of Eukalemax...
You don't notice me, do you?
...there is a monkey who has been bored for a long time.
Then...
Please tell me your favorite type of monkey so that we can't hear you.
Well...
Yes.
I like people like you.
I'm jealous!
Please tell me more!
Wow!
You're amazing!
Senpai!
I have a request.
Can I say "ah"?
No!
What is it?
This is the end of Moteki!
Senpai!
Please come back to the real world!
Huh?
Are you kidding me?
It's all about charisma!
Are you kidding me?
Wait a minute...
The G
From Motopeak's virtual space to the monkey in front of you...
I can't do it!
Suddenly...
I said something like this...
Huh?
Maybe I'm...
A little addicted to...
"Prank Grand Prix"?
Next is...
A new couple who just got married in March...
Otakkei
I want you...
To stare at me.
No...
Stop it!
You're embarrassed and cute!
No...
You're embarrassing me!
No, you know...
We're married.
Yes, sir!
We're close.
No matter how popular they are...
Otakkei
Five minutes later...
Out of you three...
Which one would you like?
I can't choose.
I like them all.
Let's make them laugh one by one.
But it's really good, isn't it?
Who will go first?
Where did Koha and Puri go?
It's about time for them to return to the real world.
Let's go back alone.
What? What? What?
What? What? What are you doing?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! What?
What? What? What? What?
What are you doing? What is it?
It's a prank game.
A prank game?
What kind of prank is it?
What is it? You're threatening me!
Ouch! Ouch! Why?
Next up is Oglishen, Tosa brothers, and Yuki, who are high school students.
Why does everyone come here?
What's going to happen?
A lively virtual space.
Yuki is completely absorbed in it.
And...
He ran away.
She was so embarrassed that she was about to throw up.
Then...
Wow! You scared me!
Huh?
The North Korean is quite scared of the rumored "mustard lotus root" Iori.
He is a popular manzai artist who won the finalist at the M-1 Grand Prix.
Oh, no!
Oh, I'm sorry!
She ate it!
She's having so much fun!
I think Iori and Rei won't be able to stop being embarrassed at the peak of their lives.
It seems like the monkey in the real world next to them is already bored.
Huh?
Do you want to fight by yourself?
Oh, no!
Wow!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Wait a minute! Excuse me! Wait!
Oh, no! This way! Wait!
Oh, I'm sorry! What? Huh?!
I'm sorry! Wait! I'm scared!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Wait!
I'm sorry! Wait! Wait! What's going on?! Huh?!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
What?!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm scared!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
The moment he took off his goggles...
How painful is it?!
From a blind enemy...
...to a monkey in the real world!
It's just a prank.
What?!
He's excited!
I'm happy!
I'm really happy!
Wow!
Wow! Huh?!
Wow, I'm embarrassed!
I'm embarrassed!
Wow! A lot of embarrassing things are happening!
I'm embarrassed!
No, I don't want it anymore! Stop it! Cut it out!
It's embarrassing! Embarrassing! Embarrassing! Embarrassing!
How strong can a person get in one month?!
The target is this troubled man...
Papa Hoshi's Disco...
...to him!
He asked him to practice martial arts seriously in a fake show...
One month later...
Someone help me! Please help me!
He encountered a pinched woman...
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Will he be able to save her with his martial arts skills?!
He did it!
What is that?!
He did it!
For a month, I want to see a little bit of a good side of a man who doesn't know anything about it!
When his girlfriend dumped him...
Spicy food is good for heartbreak.
That's what she said.
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You know about the school association group?
I've been putting my feelings together and putting up with it!
It's impossible for you to take a break!
It's always been a dream!
Night Doctor!
It's been a month and I want to see what kind of man you are!
Learning martial arts for a month and showing off his achievements!
That's what the fake special edition called for!
Anyway, my muscles are weak and I can't open my eyes.
Like this...
And when I'm asked to lend me a hand and I can't open my eyes...
This time, we'll choose a man who meets all of these conditions!
It all started with him not having confidence in himself...
And he cleared all of them until it seemed like he had a schedule!
Papa Hoshino!
The martial arts that Hoshino learns to become stronger every month are...
Kourouken!
Chinese martial arts that have been passed down since the 17th century.
Kourou is "kama-kiri" in Chinese.
It is a martial art traced back to the movement of kama-kiri.
It is a martial art used in action star Jackie Chan's movies.
This time, we will have Master Seto, a master of Chinese martial arts who also participated in the Yishou Martial Arts Competition in Kourou Prefecture, guide us.
I can't do it anymore...
Just one month later...
Someone, please help me! Please help me!
Papa Hoshino, who is desperate for a woman in a pinch...
Someone, please help me! Please help me!
Will he be able to save a woman in a pinch with a martial art he practiced for a month?
There are only 31 days left until he saves a woman in a pinch!
There are four "kourouken" techniques that are taught every month!
First of all, the basic "kamae" of "kourou".
"Kourouken" often comes in this form.
It's called "kouroushi".
Three fingers are attached like this and two fingers are like this.
In terms of standing, it's like a cat with its mouth open.
You were taught this "kamae" every month.
This "kamae" is pretty tough, too.
Hoshino, who will show off his techniques in the program, is also asked to shoot his own video.
Even at home, he continues to work hard on his training.
Wow!
It's "kourouken"!
Yes, that's fine.
Learn the basics of "kourouken".
- From here... - Yes.
- And... - You're going to hit me.
- "Senkai" "kourouken" - "Senkai" "kourouken"
"Senkai" "kourouken"
Believing in fake skills, she practices herself while aiming for "senkai" and watching her teacher's performance.
Emi...
Even though she's confused about her first "kourouken" experience in her life, she continues to train at home and during work hours.
And from the beginning, on the 12th day...
- Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
The "kourouken" moves are so sharp that you can tell it's fake!
- Wow! - Wow!
On top of that, on Twitter...
Today is Jackie Chan's birthday. Happy birthday!
Until she celebrates Jackie Chan's birthday, which she wasn't interested in until now, she improves.
There are 13 days left!
What you should learn today is...
A skill you use when you can't catch your opponent's arm...
Tourouhitsudou
You grab your opponent's arm...
Tie it up and defeat them!
By the way, this "tourouhitsudou" is...
A skill that Kamakiri, who came out of a cave, used to catch a prey.
- Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
Hoshino, who surprisingly swallows quickly...
This "tourouhitsudou"...
Can she do it when the enemy grabs her arm?
And...
A technique to threaten the enemy that has been approaching vigorously...
Hinja Toyo
And...
Your fighting skills...
You were cool!
I'm usually like that.
Has he gained confidence in his martial arts training?
Even in front of women, he seems to be able to afford it.
However...
His encounter with this woman will greatly affect Hoshino's fate in the future...
He didn't even know it at the time.
And...
The attack of the enemy that has been approaching vigorously...
Touhouken Ougi Enou Tai
And... Hoshino...
I felt like I could fight...
I wanted to fight a little...
And... The day has finally arrived!
Stop it!
Hey!
Excuse me!
Someone help me!
Stop it!
Hoshino encountered a pinched woman...
Excuse me!
Someone help me!
Will he be saved by "Touhouken" technique?
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And again, "One Million Yen" at the rustic karaoke!
Furthermore...
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And "Night Doctor" on Monday!
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It's sudden, but what are your daily necessities?
In this era, cars are also becoming daily necessities!
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That's why there are 100,000 supplies! Let's go for a big launch!
There are four types of mylista.
Wow! Amazing!
Oh! Producer-san!
With wishes like this...
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This is...!
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Isn't this a good place to talk about the reputation?
Air Conditioning Cleaning is now...
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It's cheap now!
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In Clash's Market, there is a professional with good reputation.
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The drain pipe in the bathtub is clogged with hair, isn't it?
Please consult a computer.
Even if you have a lot of gray hair ...
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In areas targeted for prevention of infection and vaccination measures, restaurants are open until 20 o'clock.
Restaurants are strong in infection prevention measures.
Basic infection prevention measures are also strictly enforced in convenience stores.
Even if you turn on the air conditioner, please often ventilate and cooperate.
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In that case ...
I can do it with this.
It's impossible!
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It's cool!
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Don't believe anything.
Family, past, even yourself.
Is it all made up?
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It was a misunderstanding that a wide fighter would only blackmail in Elysium.
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It took me a month to see a little bit of a good side of a man who doesn't know anything!
His first martial arts training in his life.
How much stronger has the man who doesn't know anything become in a month?
I'd like to fight.
The day of the decisive battle.
I'll meet you in the car.
I'm going to the shooting site.
This day, Hoshino was called out for a magazine interview.
I'm going to the shooting site alone.
And then...
A woman in a pinch who was told off by a bad- looking man.
It's not me!
And this woman is...
It's me!
She's my girl!
You have to help me!
She was supposed to work part-time at a dojo in Tomorowo Prefecture.
But she was forced into Hoshino's practice.
Hoshino has a long-haired feminine beauty that she likes.
I love content and YouTube.
Look at me!
Look at my face!
Hoshino's bad-looking fans have made her stronger.
Will she be able to save Hoshino from being called out for a magazine interview?
You're not lying, are you?
That's impossible.
I've only been there for 30 minutes.
I haven't been hurt yet.
Even if you say that...
So...
Go out with me.
Then I'll make up for this wound.
No, no, no!
Don't do it!
You said it wasn't you!
Disco, go!
Go, go, go!
Excuse me!
Please help me!
Stop me!
Hoshino has fully recognized a pinched woman.
What will she do?
I'll fight!
I'll play!
Excuse me!
Please help me!
Come with me!
Go!
I have no choice but to go!
Go, go, go!
Please help me!
I haven't been hurt yet.
What?
You said you haven't been hurt yet.
Please help me!
Go!
Please help me!
You didn't hate me, did you?
Are you okay?
She talked to me!
Hoshino talked to her with courage.
But...
What do you want me to say?
Please help me!
I'm just a tourist.
What?
I don't know you.
I don't know you at all.
It's my first time meeting you.
What? Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
It doesn't matter.
Are you kidding me?
Hey!
She didn't notice that she was in a dojo.
I got a part-time job in a dojo.
Oh, I've heard of it.
Oh, I've heard of it. I'm sorry.
I'm in a dojo.
I think you should quit it.
You should quit it.
What?
I'm in a dojo.
I think you should quit it.
Is it true?
Finally, Hoshino admits that she's in a dojo.
Go, go, go!
Will she leave the dojo?
What?
She left the dojo!
She did it!
She's cool!
She's got a great posture!
The posture of a dojo owner.
Wow!
Let me explain.
The posture of a dojo owner is
a basic posture of a dojo owner
which is a dojo owner's appearance.
What's that posture?
It's called "toro-ken".
"Toro-ken", I see.
Go, go, go!
It doesn't matter what you've just learned.
Run away with "toro"!
Hoshino keeps a distance with "toro".
By the way,
bad guys are stuntmen.
Hoshino sets up "toro-ken" in an easy way.
Go for it!
Bad guys grab Hoshino's arm and pull out their technique.
Grab his right arm!
Grabbing his arm,
"toro-ken" is pulled out.
Will "toro-shutsudon" come out?
"Toro-shutsudon" is pulled out.
Ouch!
Toro-ken
Toro-shutsudon
This is "toro-shutsudon" which shows up from a cave.
Hoshino has grown up to be a great swordsman.
Let's see other techniques.
The bad guys do not use the same technique.
They distance themselves from Hoshino in order to pull out the next technique.
The bad guys are getting closer.
What will Hoshino pull out here?
When the enemy approaches, Hoshino is scared and moves away.
toro-shutsudon
I was scared at first, but I got used to it.
Hoshino trained for one month.
Will Hoshino be able to pull out a technique like he did that day?
toro-shutsudon
When Hoshino reached the peak of anger,
Hoshino showed his true self and got scared.
This is "toro-shutsudon".
Oh, no! Let's run away!
Seriously?
They can run away easily, but there are two techniques they haven't used yet.
Oh, no! Don't do it!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
I really don't like it.
It's strong.
It's really strong.
It's really strong, isn't it?
They're getting carried away, so let's go more and more!
A bad guy is approaching to bring them into a close combat.
What technique will they use at this moment?!
It's like this.
When they are brought into a close combat,
"toro-shutsudon", which uses "toro-shutsudon" and "toro-shutsudon" at the same time to steal the enemy's vision, is used.
It's "en-ou-tai".
Instead of making an eye contact, it's hard to touch.
Will Hoshino make a choice?!
"toro-shutsudon" "en-ou-tai"
Set!
It's a technique of attacking the enemy with an amakiri kama,
blocking the enemy's vision, and making a one-shot kill!
It hurts...
He's using it like a game!
With this...
They've used up all of their swords, but...
Actually...
They were using a different type of sword instead of their swords!
What is the type of sword they use when they're under attack?!
Swords!
The moment they're caught by their enemies from behind!
With just one shout...
They'll escape under their enemies...
And just like that...
They'll throw their enemies away!
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I'd like to see what a man like me can do!
It's not Oroken!
It's the last great technique!
Seruken!
The moment you are caught by the enemy from behind!
Make a loud voice!
Go under the enemy!
And throw the enemy!
Will Toshiro use Seruken?!
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Let me explain!
This technique allows you to throw away your last opponent with just one word!
It has nothing to do with Seruken's swordsmanship!
It's just a simple trick!
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Next time we meet
I'll make you regret it!
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You were really cool!
But I don't know what you're talking about.
Hoshino tells Hoshino, who showed her bravery that she couldn't have imagined a month ago, that it was a prank.
What? What? What? What camera is it?
It's a prank Grand Prix.
A prank Grand Prix?
What? What? What?
The reason I got a month's subscription is all for this day.
What?
Are you doing a prank Grand Prix?
Don't you have a sports program or something like that?
I walked all the way to here today.
Wow!
Is it a prank Grand Prix?
I was able to do what I was taught.
It's easier for me to walk at night.
It's definitely going to be boring.
The next target is also a man who has cleared all of these conditions.
Hello!
I'm Kuritani, a man who has a line of words that will make a woman fall.
Kuritani is a narcissist, but with a negative personality, he can't say anything.
Kuritani has never dated a woman, so he can't talk to a woman.
Kuritani is negative and doesn't act.
Kuritani is a man with a negative attitude towards women.
The martial arts that Kuritani learned are...
SHIRATTO
Its history is said to be more than 1,000 years old.
SHIRATTO, a traditional martial art of Tonanga, which was also adopted for military training from all over the world,
is a martial art known to fight with a tiger in your heart.
However...
In one month, Shiratto trained a basic tiger stance and three techniques.
And...
Kuritani is a man who is negative and can't act, but he uses Shiratto to help women.
Kuritani has fully recognized a pinched woman.
Kuritani is a man who is negative and can't act, but he uses Shiratto to help women.
Will Kuritani use Shiratto?
And even though it's a prank...
It's like a one-time love affair.
Oh, no!
It's happening.
Don't let it happen again!
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Nose water turns yellow.
You smell it.
Your face is heavy.
Such astigmatism is caused by accumulated sea water.
Chikunain is...
The Ministry of Health and Welfare produces accumulated sea water and treats astigmatism.
Chikunain!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
Hey, isn't this brulee cute?
It has flowers in it!
Brulee and hanarium.
Wash it clean and the flowers will sway.
The scent of roses will make the toilet bright.
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Can a man save a woman with a martial art he learned for a month, CHIRAT?!
What?
Just say it.
Stop!
What are you doing?
Stop!
What are you doing?
It's CHIRAT!
A tiger calls in my heart.
That's so cool!
This is...
The Tiger Pose, which begins with "shikaku"!
Its name is...
While beating your chest, you become a tiger.
While shouting "ah!"...
You threaten your enemies and at the same time enter into combat position.
This is...
This is not cool.
This is stupid.
And the bad guy grabs your chest and pulls out his technique.
This is...
This is not cool.
This is stupid.
I'll try it.
It's amazing!
It's really amazing!
It's like an adapter.
What?
Like an adapter.
CHIRAT!
Adapter!
Wow!
It's really hard.
This is...
This is like a tiger's nose!
Envelop your enemy's head and rotate it!
It is a technique of dropping shoulders firmly!
Next, it is a technique of kicking a bad guy!
It is a technique of catching an enemy's kick with a tiger's hand,
and it is a technique of deciding the joint of the ankle with a mouse!
Clitanium!
Take off the jacket and be ready for battle!
And there is only one technique left!
SIGAT OGI!
SALON KUNTIANGURU!
It is a technique of using salon as a weapon of cloth used for waist wrap in Southeast Asia!
At salon, speed up the enemy's arm,
pass under the crotch, pull up, and seal the movement!
Will he be able to save the woman with this final technique?!
And then, Clitanium!
Salon has taken it out!
SALON KUNTIANGURU!
What is this?!
All of a sudden?!
It is a technique of using salon as a weapon of cloth used for waist wrap in Southeast Asia!
SALON KUNTIANGURU!
Use salon!
Use salon and go ahead!
What?!
I see!
Amazing!
In April, the ultimate secret weapon, Salon Kunkiangurumu.
Amazing!
In Southeast Asia, clothes used as waistcoats are used as weapons to speed up the enemy's arm.
Oh, he's winding up!
And then!
He made the salon go under again and changed the enemy's movement!
Taniguchi, Taniguchi!
So cool!
And then!
He hit the electric wire and went up!
This is a salon.
What salon?
Don't touch me, don't touch me!
Don't you remember?!
Thank you so much!
It was amazing.
I'm sorry for hitting you in the back.
You're so cool!
I couldn't take it off in the middle.
I think you're really practicing hard.
I've been practicing hard since I came here.
Oh, really?
I'm looking forward to practicing again.
For the third time?
Yes, for the first time.
Take it off! Take it off!
You have to take it off!
Keep practicing hard, anytime.
Your body is in shape.
Thank you.
Kuritani couldn't even have a decent conversation during training.
What is the man who has a tiger in his heart trying to do?!
No, I'm happy. That's why I'm trying to help you.
I'm really happy.
Cool!
This is it! The move of the tiger's heart!
Confession of love!
Listen and be surprised!
The man who couldn't even talk to the woman he loved with his bare hands...
By keeping the tiger in his heart...
He obtained strong mental strength and confessed to the attacker!
Even the staff didn't expect it...
The tiger had a heart attack!
Do you have practice after this?
I'm going to work.
Oh, really?
You're lying.
I'm going to work.
Yes.
You're lying, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're lying, aren't you?
Yes, thank you.
You're lying, aren't you?
What is this?
Minor sports.
Is it a practice edition or something?
It's a prank gramophone.
Wait a minute.
It's also a prank for women.
This is bad.
But it doesn't matter. Seriously.
It doesn't matter at all.
Was it cool?
Yes, it was.
You showed me your cool side.
I thought you'd only do it today.
So I didn't say anything.
This is bad.
But it's not a prank.
It's not a sport at all.
Can you say something at the end?
No, no, no.
At the end...
Can you treat me to dinner?
Of course.
Really?
Can you treat me to dinner?
Dinner is fine.
You did it!
I'll keep doing it.
That's a good prank.
What is that?
That's a good prank.
It's like a manga.
You explained everything.
Yes, yes.
Make the target cry.
Cry, cry.
That method is all in the VTR.
It's not true.
The target's bad words are heard by the staff.
Can I talk to you for a moment? What was it earlier?
In order to impress the target,
he reveals his friend's heart and feels passionate friendship with all his might!
He's not like that!
The target who sees friendship is...
What?
Defeat the target and take away their tears of emotion!
This time...
Girls make boys cry!
The girls are Kaerutei and Iwakura.
I'm really stupid and won't do anything.
Recently, Kaerutei's wife Iwakura, who is active alone, makes her partner's boy cry.
Nakano is really serious.
That's fine! He's serious!
Iwakura's strategy to make his partner cry is...
If he sees me crying, I think he'll probably cry.
I think he'll cry for sure.
The girls' lies shake their hearts and make them cry!
I think he'll definitely cry. There's no way he won't cry.
What if he doesn't cry?
My hands might really come out.
On the day of the prank...
The target, his partner Nakano, was called out for fake coverage.
He's here! He's here!
After doing a lot of fake coverage...
During the show's meeting,
Iwakura and the staff show a VTR of them getting into trouble.
However...
That VTR is a lie about all of Iwakura's acting.
Can he pull out a man's tears
from a woman's tears of passion for her target?
Please cry for me.
I'm sorry.
Then...
The prank starts!
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Make your target cry!
If you see me crying, you'll probably think I'm crying.
Kaioken Iwakura is lying and making his partner's friends cry!
That strategy is Iwakura's true intention!
Everything is a lie! VTR shooting!
Can he pull out a man's tears with the girls' tears covering the target?
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First of all...
First of all, the staff will lightly kiss Nakano in a natural flow!
Thank you very much.
I'm afraid.
But isn't your partner Nakano doing nothing?
How is it?
I'm trying not to make a fool of myself.
I'm trying not to say anything funny.
I'm trying not to surprise you.
The way you're looking at me is amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'm about to cry.
These aren't tears.
My face is about to pop out.
The staff's disregard for Nakano continues to escalate.
You're the one who's writing the story, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
- Right? - Yes, I am.
That's a lot of work.
But...
You're the only one who can rely on Nakano.
I'm sure he hasn't thought of anything.
But is that how you feel about him?
Is that how you feel about him?
I'm angry.
And...
Finally...
Iwakura, who was listening to the staff's disregard for Nakano...
...tries to protect his target!
With these passionate lines...
It's a waste of time for Iwakura.
I think Iwakura is being used by Nakano.
Go, go, go!
Maybe you should fire Nakano.
Yuzo...
I'm sorry.
Can I say something?
He's not like that.
Huh?
He's fast!
It's really funny.
Even in contests, Nakano-san...
Nakano-san is my partner, so we do contests together.
I say that Nakano-san isn't funny,
but people who don't know me say that I'm not funny.
I think it's a little different.
Go!
Throw it! Throw it!
- Throw it! - And...
If he sees me crying,
I think he'll cry, too.
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Their method is...
A partner who has gone through a lot together.
Crying with Nakano in their memories.
And then...
I can't cry, so I'll watch a video.
I'm sorry.
She can't cry in her memories with her partner.
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Cry! Cry!
You're not crying!
Cry!
Go, go. Cry.
Will he...?
Oh, she cried!
She cried!
She cried! She cried! She cried!
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She's there! She's there! She's there!
Go, go!
She's there!
She's crying!
Mission Clear!
Now, he's going to tell his partner the truth.
You scared me!
Were you moved?
I've never seen you so emotional.
I thought you cried for me.
I thought you thought of me like that.
While I was talking...
While I was crying...
"Soulful World" was playing.
You were crying a lot.
I'm sick of it! I cried!
"Soulful World" was playing.
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Let him cry.
You're too vulgar!
That's the kind of corner it is!
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Not like that!
Next, the husband makes his wife cry.
The target is...
"Safe TV" announcer, Yuki Yamasaki.
The blind man is the husband, and the old man is the wife.
I'm sick of it!
Will the wife cry with the husband's passionate words?
"Safe TV" starts with the staff saying bad things about the announcer.
The announcer wants to marry a celebrity.
Or she wants to be beaten up a little.
It's a little weird.
Oh, it's the worst!
It's a little weird.
He's angry!
When I read the script, I laugh and I think it's good.
Scary!
Here it comes!
At the end of the script, Tsuma says his lines with passion!
Will Tsuma be moved and cry?!
What's up with you?
You've been making fun of me.
No, it's just how I feel.
Yuki-chan, you're not like that!
Didn't I tell you that you should be nervous just because you're in a variety show?
That's not true!
At first, when I decided to be in a special unit...
Yuki-chan said she was in a special unit because she was working hard.
But I didn't know...
This is...
What's going on?
No way! The VTR is forced to end!
What's going on?
Then...
Yamasaki Ana...
She's not answering her phone!
It's her phone.
Hello?
Yes, yes.
Are you free now?
Yes, I'm free now.
It's like...
It's like we're having a meeting.
It's like...
It's like we're having a meeting with the director.
Isn't it crazy?!
The director?
No, no!
You can't...
You can't talk like that to the director!
What?! This way?!
A new development!
This is too much!
Director-san, wasn't it really rude of you?
No, it was really rude, but...
I mean, you were so pissed off!
Even if you're pissed off, at that time you should have just left and left home.
Because of unexpected ending, the prank was forced to end.
Next is studio guest's black-light prank, ghost prank from above!
I've heard of it before.
Even though it was like that, I thought it was really scary.
Don't you think so?
Yes, I do. Even when I close my eyes, I look back at it.
What do you do when you look back at it?
I look back at it like this and...
However, it's not over yet.
An hour and a half later,
they meet again from above.
You're doing your best to protect her.
No matter what I look like, it comes out naturally.
That's what she said.
It comes out naturally.
I think there are women like that.
Yes, there are.
I think there are. I want to learn it.
Do you do something like that?
No, wait! There are more!
Do you do something like that?
No, wait! There are more!
Do you do something like that?
No, wait! There are more!
I told you it's over!
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Why don't you do something like that, too?
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