AISubs v3.5
Don't look at me like that!
Amazing!
It doesn't look like a fruit parlor.
It looks like a fruit parlor.
How much is it?
It's 1,800 yen including tax.
Wow!
You must have studied a lot!
I'll put it in my tupperware and take it home.
Please bring it back!
Next week's guest is...
Mr. Kojima!
You're wrong!
Next week's guest is...
He found a cheap market!
He bought a lot of toyosu's branches!
The branches are cheap, too!
Do you know how much they cost?
Discounts, sales, limited prices!
It's cheap thanks to his corporate efforts!
What's up with you?
And...
Mr. Kojima eats a lot, too!
Kojima!
You're wrong!
Next Week
I'm scared!
In Japan's scariest haunted house...
He's running away!
It's new!
Are you ready, Hamaiza?
Oh, no!
But...
He's the only one running away!
I'm scared!
Another one!
It's coming!
And...
He doesn't know the rules of fear!
He'll never be caught!
I'm scared!
He's running away from endless fear!
It's 2020 and 2013, but it's 2033!
It's a super-simple mission!
Mayaze, let's go far away!
There's no such thing as a super-gorgeous actor!
You'll never be caught!
The prank of only one person running away...
Begins now!
While running away from home, the popular entertainers gather and start at once!
Depending on how much time they have left, they can win prizes!
Their target is 100% Akira!
Since he's a zander, he won't run away and will never be called to his home.
This time, the runner will tell him that they will start separately and lead him to a scary mansion.
And that is...
Japan's scariest and scariest zander mystery mansion!
But it looks interesting!
Mr. Fuji-Q Highland, who is in the middle of praising the mansion, is fully cooperative!
Even if it's for free, it's a huge zander!
It's scary!
It's really wide!
Only one person will never be caught!
90 minutes of running away will continue!
And 100% Akira will run away with these gorgeous celebrities!
That's what he's saying!
There won't be a front row, will there?!
Will they call me with this line-up?!
[Phone ringing]
Three minutes from now, we will release the three runners and start the 90-minute game!
The one who will catch up with the runner Akira 100% is...
The zombie-type chaser, the zander!
But the zander will never be caught!
Of course, Akira 100% doesn't know about it!
It's pitch black!
It's scary!
Wait a minute, it's scary!
Let's go!
I don't want to be caught!
Even if it's a line-up like that, no one will come!
I won't be caught!
No one will be caught!
A one-man-escape race that will never be caught has begun!
You're late!
I'm scared of that voice!
Hide in the shadows so you don't get caught!
Hide!
I'm coming!
Make some noise!
I can't do it!
Oh, no!
A one-man-escape race that will never be caught has begun!
Akira is 100% locked in!
But...
You have a bad personality!
No one will be caught!
You have a bad touch!
Wow!
With a fear in her heart, she goes into the hospital.
Then...
Oh, no!
It's close!
Run!
She's scared and she's running!
Run!
She can't do it anymore!
Then, Zonter stopped moving!
Why?
Why did you stop?
Run!
This is also a prank!
Oh, I see. That's how it is.
Thanks to Ryoko Shinohara's active role, this will be a great success.
Ryoko Shinohara, be active!
Let's go.
Since Ryoko Shinohara cleared the mission, the center is freezed.
It's like a dream.
I want to see this.
You're out in five seconds.
It was dangerous.
Next, Akira came out of the dissecting room on the first floor hallway.
When you walk this hallway, you can see the sensor on the floor.
It's a metal detector.
I'm scared.
However, there is also a zonter's evil hand ahead of it.
I can't catch it.
It's behind you.
Hide it well.
I'm tired of this.
Wait a minute.
I dropped it.
Wait a minute.
My back is sweating.
Wait a minute.
I'm scared.
If you don't go through here, you won't be able to talk.
The sound you just heard is a sensor.
It's a sensor.
I see.
That's right.
To avoid the sensor on the floor,
they try to go through with their legs.
However...
What are you talking about?
I don't think it's a sensor.
It's a sensor.
It doesn't make a sound, so let's do it.
The third time with a tight back.
If you somehow clear it...
What? What? What?
It's a sensor!
It's coming! It's coming!
Hide! Hide!
It's definitely not good like this.
The shadow is hiding itself.
You'll get caught there.
It's coming! It's coming!
It's no good.
She's looking at you!
She's definitely looking at you!
Confirmed! Confirmed!
She's looking at you!
Why?
Her eyes are open!
Catch her!
Completely...
Locked on.
What is this?
I don't know what this is.
But...
She's definitely not going to catch you.
Please make things easier for her.
She's looking at you!
But you can't say anything!
It was really scary.
Did you see anything?
I was wearing sunglasses.
She was looking at something else.
She's looking at you!
It's the first prank on the super popular JO1!
JO1! JO1! JO1!
JO1!
And even more!
JO1! JO1!
JO1!
Record your workouts,
tell you which direction you should go in,
measure your heart rate with a sensor that measures electrical signals that flow through your heart,
In short, what I want to say is...
This watch doesn't just...
tell you...
the time.
This is Charmaison from Sekisui House.
This one...
and this one...
In response to all kinds of happiness,
Sekisui House-quality rental housing,
Charmaison, is now available for purchase.
We look forward to seeing you at the Charmaison shop.
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
Medicine for shoulders! Just a little more!
I can't reach it!
That's why Anmeltz Long!
A long neck can reach up to the back and get wet!
Ah! It's bleeding!
It's coming! It's coming!
Anmeltz Gold EX Neo Long!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
I found it!
It smells like perfume!
Sawadee Scented Stick!
When you decorate your room, a luxurious scent spreads gracefully!
This scent is addictive!
Sales number one!
Sawadee!
Sawadee Scented Stick!
Never Get Caught! Running Away Prank!
It's an email!
An email?
5 zonters will be placed in the area and released in 15 minutes.
To prevent that, we'll solve a mystery prepared by Nurse Station.
Interesting!
Nurse Station?!
Prevent zonters from being released!
5 new zonters have been placed in the area.
To prevent zonters from being released, we have to solve a mystery at Nurse Station's mission point in 15 minutes!
This is bad! This is bad!
After confirming the route to Nurse Station...
The owner of the phone...
- Ms. Hirosei. - Ms. Hirosei?
- Hello?
- Wow!
- This is Ms. Hirosei. - Ms. Hirosei?
- Yes. - What?
- Are you okay? - Are you Ms. Barnett?
Ms. Sosei!
Of course, she's not Ms. Hirosei.
- There's no way she'd answer! - Ms. Sosei!
- I'm Ms. Hirosei. - Wow!
It's an impersonation.
- Um... - Yes?
- My sons... - Yes?
- They love your stories. - Yes!
- She sounds like you. - She does.
- Really? - Yes.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- What? - What?
- Are you okay? - I'm a little...
I'm nervous and sweaty...
I'm so happy I'm going to pass out.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
I knew it.
I thought it'd be tough for you to answer five times.
If you answer five times now, it's over.
So, Mr. Akira, can you do me a favor?
- Of course. - Of course.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Was it the second floor? - It's the second floor.
They're full of motivation.
Ms. Hirose called us.
- We have to go. - We have to go.
- The mission is over. - The mission is over.
- But...
this mission is only an ambush.
The moment they clear the mission and are happy...
a zonker appears from behind.
What should we do?
Is there hope...
in Akira?
This is a classic riddle solving problem.
You line up some shapes in order.
The answer is...
1 yen coin up to 10,000 yen coin.
Yes, the answer is...
500 yen coin.
In other words, it's a super easy problem where a circle symbol is included.
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
I don't know, I don't know...
I don't know...
I don't know, wait a minute...
I don't know, I don't know...
Even if you're troubled here, you can't help it, so here's a hint.
In this place, there's no money, right?
I got it.
- That's amazing. - Is it possible?
- Ah! - Ah!
- Eh? - Wow!
Is it money?
- What is it? - What is it?
- I found it. - It's shiny.
- What does it mean? - Circle? - Circle? - Hole? - There's no hole.
- I've never seen it before.
I found it.
By a clear one hundred percent activity,
the attack of a mysterious object has been stopped.
At that moment...
- It's flying! - Oh, no!
- It's flying! - It's flying!
- Oh, no!
- It can't be! - Oh, no!
- Wait! Staff! - Oh, no!
- It can't be! - Oh, no!
- It can't be! - It's dangerous! It's dangerous on the left!
- It can't be! - Oh, no!
- He's used up a lot of energy. - I'm scared.
- Wait! I'm scared! - Let's ask him for encouragement.
Hello?
- Hello? - Hello?
- Hello, Akira-san? - Hello, Akira-san?
- Are you okay? - What do you want me to do,Miss?
- Thank you for the mission! - Thank you, Miss!
- You were really cool! - Thank you!
That was good!
- I know it's kind of weird to say this... - Yeah.
See you later, Aya-san.
- It's an honor to be with you. - Thank you.
- I'm happy. - And...
- Ayase? - Ayase?
- Nice to meet you. - Are you Aya-san? Nice to meet you.
- Thank you for clearing the mission earlier. - I happened to be near you.
- If we all run together... - Yeah?
- I'd like to go on a trip together. - No way!
- Ayase and Haruka...
They want to regain their energy.
- No way... I'm so nervous. - What?
In front of them is a 30 meter high hill.
- Something bad is about to happen. - Something bad is about to happen.
- Run away! Run away! Run away!
- Akira, run away!
- Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Running away without hiding his fear.
- And...
Ayase has been rescued.
We did it!
And...
We are ready for the first battle.
Oh, my God!
We are climbing up the hill.
We can't do anything about it.
Ayase Hirosue is ready for the battle.
That's the setting.
From now on,
Ayase Hirosue's rescue attack
begins.
A mission has been prepared for you in the large corridor of the forest.
If you successfully complete the mission there, one of you will be able to return to the game from within the fortified forest.
Corridor...
I have to go back...
Resurrect the rescued fugitive!
A mission point has appeared in the large corridor where Akira passed earlier.
If you successfully complete the mission there, one of you will be able to return to the game from within the fortified forest.
This is hard!
This prank is hard!
It's hard!
If you're going, you have to decide which one you're going to do.
I can't decide!
Kote-san or Amane-san, can you tell me?
Because he's scared and doesn't want to go on the mission...
Huh?
Yes?
Who is it?
It's Hirose-san!
I'm glad you called!
It seems like it! I also found out about it in the game!
I was able to resurrect you!
Huh?
Yes, um... yes...
Um... it's okay.
Let's do it.
Are you okay? You've been waiting for a long time, haven't you?
I'm sorry!
Hurry up!
You promised me!
W-what are you going to do?
I have no choice but to go!
You have to go!
If you say it like that, I won't go back!
That's true.
Then, from another actress...
This is bad!
Ayase-san!
I've been caught!
She said she's been caught!
This is bad!
The mission is safe!
This is bad!
I'm begging you to let me resurrect!
Yes, ma'am!
Aya-san, please let me resurrect!
I'm begging you!
But you have no choice.
Then, for example...
I resurrect one person...
and I become a prisoner.
Can I exchange with one of you?
No, you can't.
You can't!
Without being able to decide which one to resurrect,
they head for the mission.
Even mercy...
is priceless.
In the center of the hall,
is a mission point that wasn't there earlier.
From now on, Zonter will chase you from both sides.
If you solve the problem in 30 seconds and open this treasure chest, you will have a weapon to defeat Zonter.
How many years is "deiva" 13 years old?
The answer is 2031 years.
In other words, if you enter "2031", the mission will be cleared.
It's easy.
what?
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
At the same time as the mission starts, Zonter, who can never be caught, approaches from the side.
No way! No way! No way!
Be careful, Zonter.
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Wait a minute!
It's impossible!
If you catch it with both hands!
Let's have fun!
Tonight's Fuji TV is here!
From 9 o'clock, "HEY HEY NEON" MUSIC CHAMPAGNE!
"DOWNTOWN" and "HEARTS TALK" of "EIGHT", which is a hot topic in Konsui!
HEY HEY NEON!
I've been working together with "ORAQUIO" for about half a year!
At 11:10, the board meeting!
From 11:40, "DRAMA" 13 starts!
And Monday is "DRAMA" SUITS SEASON 2!
"HONEY" praised by the dentist all the time!
It is important for dentists to choose items that suit them!
"CLINICA" has a lineup for it!
"CLINICA" born from dentists!
What? What? What? I just washed it, didn't I?
It's almost dry in front of me! Why?
Because I washed it with "MAJICA" quick-drying plus!
Drainage speed 20 times!
"MAJICA" quick-drying plus! Cost-effective solution!
So, tell me about your dad's good points!
I can drive a car!
Yes! Chicken McNuggets! Yay!
Can you play the guitar? Yay! Chicken McNuggets! Yay!
You'll give me nuggets, won't you? Nuggets! Get! Get! Nuggets! Get! Get!
Yes, I got three! Yes!
Hey, take a picture!
Chicken McNuggets! 15p, 390 yen!
You'll give me a lot of nuggets, won't you?
What? No, I won't!
What? Do you have anything else?
Sorry!
Let's go!
Do you want to rest a little more?
It's still quite a distance away!
It's okay!
Now, let's go!
Autonomous insurance! If you're a bad person, you can run!
Hey, you two haven't been driving recently, have you?
The main point is...
The distance is a little...
Let's go! I'll drive!
It's nostalgic!
That's right!
Run! With that power! AXA Direct!
The net discount is up to 20,000 yen!
You'll never get caught! Running Away Prank!
Zonter!
It's narrow...
Wait a minute! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't turn! I can't turn!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
Wait a minute!
He's using both hands!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Wait a minute! What should I do?! What should I do?!
Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
Salt! Salt! Salt!
If you lose salt, Zonter stops.
What is this?!
(Phone ringing)
Due to Akira's 100% activity, the mission was failed.
Choose a member you want to revive, spread your wings...
What should we do?!
Come out!
Circle, circle, circle!
No!
Now, what should we do?!
Shout out the name of the person you want to revive!
Akira, congratulations on clearing the mission!
Thank you. Thank you.
Akira...
Yes?
Have you decided?
I just decided.
He's cool.
He has an amazing face.
Will Akira revive Ryoko Hirose and Haruka Ayase?!
Here I go.
Come out!
Haruka Ayase!
No way!
What?!
Grilled meat?!
Why?!
It's grilled meat!
Due to Akira's 100% activity, Haruka Ayase revived in the game!
She chose...
Haruka Ayase!
She immediately answers the phone.
It's Ms. Ayase.
Hello?
Thank you!
Did you save me?
I did.
I love you.
I couldn't hear you well.
Akira...
Yes?
Thank you very much.
Why did you do that?
Well...
She was doing action and stuff...
Kirosue-san...
You're an adult, aren't you?
It's so scary here...
I don't want you to push yourself so hard anymore.
Who said that?
Kirosue-san...
Cut!
Kirosue-san!
I'm sorry, Kirosue-san...
Yes?
Even though you have a beautiful face, you have children...
That's why...
You're talking like an adult...
If I took the prize money, I would buy your children's clothes.
Thank you very much.
Akira, you were so cool.
Yes.
What did you do? Were you angry?
No, I wasn't angry...
I was just sad.
You had a broken heart.
I...
I said "I understand" on the phone just now...
Who was it?
I said it.
Cool! Who was it?
It's an email!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
What happened?
What did you do?
You're lying!
What happened?
Akira, are you ready?
What did you do?
What are you doing?
It's a woman!
This is really useless...
Don't say that!
5 minutes left.
The only ones left are...
Kote Shinya and Akira 100%...
That's right!
Then...
From under the stairs...
Akira!
Huh?
I'm an actor, Kote Shinya!
Don't say it!
Let's definitely talk!
What are you doing?
Kote-san!
This voice is...
Let's definitely talk!
...the real one!
The movie "Confidence Man J.P. Princess Edition"
Please come to the theater!
This is Kote Shinya!
...completely sold out!
Thank you very much!
Kote Shinya...
Can you talk with such a loud voice?
Oh no! Oh no!
Akira-san!
The prank during the broadcast has only a little time left!
Do your best and run away!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Clearing many missions on his own,
Akira managed to escape for 90 minutes without being caught 100%
Prize money 1.8 million yen!
Instead of that, he will tell you what happened during the prank
Wow!
What?!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
It can't be!
What were you doing, Akira?
I was running away
Running away?
Yes
Did you run away with anyone else?
No, I didn't. I was caught before I ran away
It's all a lie
What?!
I told you!
It's not a lie. I told you!
Hello! I'm Ayase Haruka who is always in the remote drawing room!
Did you do all of them?
Yes, I did all of them.
Really?
Yes!
You look like her a lot!
When Hiroshi Ryogo and Ayase Haruka had to choose one of them, their faces gradually became masculine.
I've never seen that before.
Next episode!
What's going on?
Prank Grand Prix is proud! Two secrets are participating!
What's going on?
Haruka-san...
Is it true?
I'm in the middle of running away!
Snowman goes crazy in the middle of running away!
2032! 2032!
It won't open!
Why?!
Unbreakable Watari 119!
I'm looking forward to it!
Next episode is...
"Gegege no Kitarou" Youkai Prank!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Youkai!
It's here! It's here!
The setting is a youkai apartment.
Here, youkais who play tricks on various human beings live in.
Behind them, youkais put fire extinguishers.
What?! What?! What?!
And tonight, Fuwa-chan...
What?! Wait!
Youkai emergency attack!
Are you kidding me?!
Youkai Karakasa is...
Kamai Tachi Yamauchi!
Rokuro Kuri is...
Actress Yamaura Momichi!
And Makaname is...
Sexy Zone Kikuchi Fuma!
It's midnight.
The next morning, we heard about a game tournament.
Our target came to practice.
Who is it?
Huh?
It's Fujita-san!
Fujita-san is good at games.
It's here!
It's definitely good.
Dad...
This person sometimes appears in prank Grand Prix, doesn't he?
Afro is the trademark of Fujita-san!
He always reacts as expected!
The game our target will play is...
Biohazard, which is said to be the scariest game ever!
Fujita-san is also often pranked in this show.
Yeah...
His body has become sensitive.
I see!
He might react to even the slightest noise.
It's become very easy to feel.
I see...
Thank you very much!
A huge...
Afro rampage!
A rampage!
Here I go!
The first youkai to appear is...
Behind you!
Oh, it's the girls!
It's here!
Thank you very much!
From the pants, it's Momiji!
On June 6th, Momiji Yamamura will challenge!
The youkai will receive 1,000 yen bonus for every insect they touch.
But, if you turn around, it's game over.
- It's over. - Calm down!
- I'm tired. - I'm happy.
- He's happy because his work is done early. - I'm tired.
The next youkai continues.
Who is it?
- It's coming! - I'm scared!
- It's coming! - It's coming!
Youkai Karakasa
Then...
You fell for it.
But you're safe for now.
A small mistake could take your life.
Dangerous. Balance.
This is scary.
I think this is scary.
This is too much.
Ikedaya.
It's shocking.
Shocking prank Grand Prix.
Again?
I was so scared that I was worried.
After that...
I pulled out two cards.
It's like "Struck Out".
I pulled out several cards.
The next turn is...
It's Enso!
It's Fuwa!
It's Fuwa.
Dad.
She is very active now, isn't she?
Anyone can talk to her.
She is a charming YouTuber.
She doesn't care if she is a senior or not.
It's amazing for social distancing.
She is shooting a YouTube video.
She is a YouTuber.
It's Fuwa.
A battle of women.
Fuwa vs. Momi.
How will Fuwa react?
At first, Fuwa will face a monster.
It's behind you.
It's coming.
It's a cool appearance.
It's cool.
She is laughing.
It's cool.
Give me a hug.
What?
That's my girl!
That's...
Infinite!
National audition idol, J-O-One's first prank!
Get into it. Tomorrow, to class!
I'm back!
Get into it. Tomorrow, to class!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Shampoo! People! Hour! Our music!
Shampoo!
Wrap yourself in it. Feel it.
Shampoo!
Get into it. Change!
A new life, yeah!
Shampoo!
Everytime you use it, it'll hurt less.
Ichikami.
Shampoo.
This sound makes me smile.
Shao S. Chen.
It's fun when you turn it around.
Oh, it feels good.
This is Kureha Cut.
Oh, it's fun.
It's going to be a habit.
Let's cut it with Kureha Cut.
New Kureha Cut 60th Anniversary
It's like shooting a house as a target from the beginning.
Did you have it?
Misa, don't hide things from me!
The Dragon's Path
I can't go back anymore.
Last Doctor
August 2nd, 8 p.m.
Fua-chan will be challenged by Fuma Akaname.
Get away from me!
Oh, it's terrible!
Oh, I'm dead! I'm dead!
I'm dead!
Oh, I'm dead! I'm dead!
I'm dead!
Anything?
Fua-chan is excited even if she's alone.
What's next?
Oh, it hurts.
Don't open your mouth!
Oh, I'm scared!
My stomach hurts!
Wait!
I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
I'm scared!
Ah! There's another one!
Why don't you die?! I'm shooting you!
That's cool!
I'm shooting you!
That's cool!
Wonderful!
Nice!
It's cool when they leave.
It's cool.
She's like a samurai.
Fua-chan is challenged by a 37-year-old black- bearded man.
It's difficult.
It's quite difficult.
It's very difficult.
It's difficult.
He's very bold.
He's wearing a kimono.
I can't do it. Will I be okay?
I can't do it.
Fua-chan's comment and Masaka's synchronization...
I can't do it!
Then, the black-bearded man...
Retreat!
That's right!
Brave retreat!
Six people who want to leave some results...
Hey, Udon is out!
No way!
She just came in!
Wait a minute!
This is a crime scene!
What's going on here?
She was like, "I'm here for a bath!"
She just came in.
She's Yamamura Momiji!
Don't call me that!
I'm your senior!
Don't touch me!
She's so cute!
Momiji, don't stick your neck out!
Stop it!
She's a big actress!
The next target is...
She's a boss.
Who is it?
She's still...
Oh!
Isn't it Nishino-chan?
Dad, I think she's a former AKB idol, right?
In the past, people called me "the second Mayu- yuu."
But now, people call me "the variety expert."
Youkai Crisis Impact.
Idol Point of View Battle.
The first youkai to appear is...
Here it comes!
Oh!
My favorite appearance!
So cool!
Here it comes!
The youkai leader, Karakasa, sneaks up.
No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
I'm scared.
No! No! No!
The moving target...
Carefully...
Ah, it's stuck!
The stick is not sticking...
And at that moment...
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Sword! Sword! Sword! Sword!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
That was close! That was close!
That scared me!
Nishino's overreaction got Nishino's headphone off...
With a quick decision, she responded...
And somehow, without anyone knowing, she's safe!
This is a little difficult, Nishino-chan...
It's noisy and it moves...
Yeah, it moves and it's noisy...
And surprisingly, it's hard for the cloth material to stick together...
Ah, it doesn't stick...
In this pinched situation, the youkai that will challenge is...
Wait, a zombie!
There's someone somewhere...
Isn't there someone under the back of the wardrobe?
Oh my...
What is that?
Wow, if it's like that...
Red-eyed Fuma!
No!
Wait a minute!
Don't bite me!
What should I do?
Hurry up and go meet the zombie!
And now that she's quiet, she quietly sneaks up...
Get used to it...
Get used to this feeling...
I'm begging you...
It's really scary... Why is it scary?
It's like playing a game...
But I can't stand the sound anymore...
She finally came out of the wardrobe...
No!
Excuse me!
Is that allowed?!
Who is it?!
Huh? What's going on?
I sprained my ankle.
It was supposed to be a prank where you get close and put a bug on me.
But for some reason, you found out.
I don't know anything.
This biohazard is too scary.
On the contrary, is there no effect if you can't put a bug on me?
There's only regret.
If only.
Next up is...
Biodegradable Tapioca Milk Tea!
If the target tries to drink the tapioca milk tea...
Biodegradable Tapioca Milk Tea!
A powerful biodegradable tapioca milk tea will hit you in the mouth!
That kind of prank...
That biodegradable tapioca milk tea...
If you use this suspicious new weapon, the biodegradable gun...
You can put a bug in the tapioca milk tea!
By the way, this year's trend is banana juice.
So we'll try to replace it.
A fake show where idols make handmade sweets for their fans.
The one who came there is...
Ta-da!
To confirm if this prank is safe or not, we have Mr. Top Butter, Avareru-kun.
What was it again?
What kind of survey was it?
On this day, Avareru-kun was the number one celebrity who thought they were handsome.
It's a bit of a reckless setting.
If I grow out my beard, I'll look like Saito Takumi.
You two are really cool!
You're right!
Who should I choose?
This is fun!
He got on the teacher's bike and headed for the electricity.
Karin, today I'm going to sleep in your banana juice.
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When you're working hard...
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I also read about it.
With rentals!
Rentals are more manly!
Let's do it right there.
If you read manga, rentals!
Rentals!
I'm happy when I get a good night's sleep. That's the best.
Ajinomoto Gurina.
I drink Gurina.
Search "Gurina" now.
Go home even if it's online!
If you buy it online, you'll feel sorry for the people who eat it at the store!
That's right!
What are you going to do?
Let's buy it at the store or online.
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If the target tries to drink banana juice...
A powerful syringe will hit you in the mouth!
That kind of prank!
I'll sleep in your banana juice.
Oh my gosh!
That was a shock.
Ouch!
That was gross.
But it was a clean hit.
I was just tickled.
Was it bad?
No, it was...
It was good.
I'm sorry.
It seems that they haven't found out that it's a prank yet.
Let's say "take 2".
Karin!
Make me banana juice every morning.
She endured it.
That's funny.
You're scaring me.
That's funny.
It's weird that you're tickled twice.
I'm tickled.
My body is twisted.
I've never done it like that.
A shock?
I've done it like this.
It's a prank!
You like pranks, don't you?
Next...
I'm sorry.
Let's not do it.
Let's do it with this person we love.
Please!
The seventh generation of Kusshi no Koutoshi, Kagaya Kana.
Kagaya, you shouldn't have done it like that!
What are you doing?
He drank banana juice without any doubt, but he picked up his face.
Is it a prank?
I'm sorry.
It's a prank Grand Prix.
It's a prank Grand Prix!
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
I'm glad.
Next is...
He's a prankster.
He's Akima Haraguchi.
I'm happy.
Is it okay?
It's... too late.
It's been years.
I'll do it!
I didn't know it was that amazing!
As expected of a veteran!
It came like "boom"!
Like "boom"!
It was such a shock!
It was amazing!
How did you like the banana juice, Nomu-san?
It was really good!
I can't remember!
I have no choice but to do it!
Next up is...
A real shock movie in a second!
This is going to be big!
The target is talking remotely with someone who is far away!
Suddenly, the target jumps out of the screen as a surprise!
This is so scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary when it's small.
She came to a remote recording booth set up by an actor.
Good morning!
Nice to meet you! I'm Ryotaro Sakaguchi.
Ryotaro Sakaguchi is also called "the actor with a strong personality".
This is a fake show where you solve your problems remotely.
The person I'm going to talk with is...
Professional wrestler Jushin "Thunder" Liger!
Nice to meet you!
It's about 12km from Fuji TV.
A remote broadcast from a dojo far away!
How are you? Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you! I'm happy! I'm really happy! Thank you!
Let me send you a standing ovation!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you for your support!
Thank you!
And now...
Liger shows off his rope work in a remote recording booth.
And...
You surprised me!
What is it?
Liger?
Wait a minute!
This is probably the first prank for Sakaguchi!
This is scary!
This is a reality show.
I don't know.
This is scary!
What is this?
But,
Mr. Liger answered my question, didn't he?
Yes, he did.
Mr. Liger over there is a fake Mr. Liger.
Mr. Liger who just jumped out is a real Mr. Liger.
That's why you were wearing a mask!
That's why you were wearing a mask.
What?
The next target is...
Mr. Liger.
Once again, it's not Ryotaro Sakaguchi,
but a fake and popular
fake Mr. Liger.
He looks like him.
The fake Mr. Liger
starts running.
As expected of you!
And...
Here we go!
The fake Mr. Liger
attacks the fake Mr. Liger
with caution.
However...
He looks like him!
I just wanted to do this!
The next target is...
Mr. Liger who is easily fooled
over and over again.
He is Kenichi Morigaki.
Mr. Liger.
Mr. Liger used to be
a kick baseball player
when Yume was active.
Mr. Keiji Yamada is his real name.
First of all,
congratulations!
Yo!
Jyushin Thunder Liger!
You're excited, aren't you?
Thank you for having me, Sensei!
Excuse me, Moriaki-san.
Could you do some rope work while moving your body?
Are you going to show me?
Wow!
It's about time for Gachi Yamada-san to come out of the monitor.
Are you okay, Moriaki-san?
Gachi Yamada-san, please!
Jyushin Thunder Liger is here!
Wow!
That's enough!
Wow!
I'm surprised!
This is crazy!
Your reaction is huge!
Wow!
He's dancing!
That's amazing!
Hey!
You scared me!
What's going on, Liger?
What?!
What's going on?!
You look happy.
I've done a lot of things for this show.
But this is the best one!
That's right!
Liger!
I'm sorry!
That's amazing!
Detective Yamada.
That's not true!
I'm sorry.
Next...
When the light comes on, APA is there.
When he's in the dressing room...
It suddenly gets dark.
And...
When the light comes on...
APA is there!
The target came to the recording of "Hey! Hey! NEO" at 9pm tonight.
J-ON-ONE!
Mamihara Issei and Kanishi Takumi!
That's...
J-ON-ONE!
11 idol groups born from the largest audition program in Japan are now extremely popular with young people!
J-ON-ONE!
We called them out to tell them about the recording of "Hey! Hey! NEO" at 9pm.
We'll come in through the door, so please stay in the car until we come in.
Let's go.
Yes, please.
And...
The staff leaves the room casually.
This...
I can't do it.
I'm a little nervous.
I'm a little nervous about this.
They're nervous about an ordinary interview.
And...
Wow!
I was surprised.
The light went out.
Wow!
Help me!
Mami!
I'm really scared.
Wow!
Mami!
APA appears before them.
But it's dark and they don't notice.
I'm here.
Mameki.
Wow!
Mameki.
Wow!
Mameki!
Wow!
Mameki.
Wow!
Wow! Mameki!
Wow!
I'm the president.
I was surprised!
I was really surprised!
Wow!
This is their first prank.
Kanishi was so surprised that he did an acrobatic move.
Wow!
Wow! I can't sit down.
Hello.
Thank you for your hard work.
Please sit down.
I was surprised.
Is it like this?
Wow! I was surprised.
Is it your first prank?
Yes, it's my first prank.
It's your first prank.
Wow! I was really surprised.
I can't stop sweating. I'm sorry.
Wow!
It flew over there.
Nice to meet you.
I'm J-one.
J-one.
Nice to meet you.
You're handsome and cute. Do you sing and dance?
Yes, I do.
Why don't you try it?
With a capella and chorus.
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay.
One, two...
That's "mugendai".
"mugendai".
Thank you.
After this, from 9 p.m.,
"Hey! Hey! Neo!" will appear in "Music Champ"!
Please watch it!
Next is...
Also from J-one,
"Yonashiro" and "kawashiri" Ren.
As soon as they entered the room...
Thank you.
Wow!
I'd like to inform you all in the hall.
It's off-limits now.
What? Really?
We'll do our best.
Really?
I can't see anything.
Please stay there and wait for a while.
Please record it and repeat it.
I can't see anything.
Wow, it's dark.
I was surprised!
Hmm...
Compared to the previous two,
it's a pretty plain reaction.
Hmm...
Next time, I want them to learn from them.
I'm the CEO of APA HOTEL, TASUMO TEA.
Thank you for having me.
I'm surprised.
It's a surprise Grand Prix.
Is it your first time?
I'm surprised.
If you receive this promotion, you will become a bigger and bigger singer.
Congratulations.
I'm Amabie Hime.
What does that mean?
Amabie Hime, do you know?
Amabie Hime is like a ghost of a fish.
Who is Amabie Hime?
Amabie Hime.
Amabie Hime is a little sleepy.
Amabie Hime is Amabie Hime.
Everyone, please listen to her.
Amabie Hime.
Next is...
In a second, virtual reality human beings will lose.
Human beings?
In other words, in modern terms,
"in a second, VTuber panic".
That's an interesting one.
A VTuber is a virtual YouTuber.
Like this, human beings will transform into CG anime characters and stream.
They are doing it well.
During the experiment,
a hot push ball suddenly flies towards the target.
That's a prank.
What will happen to a VTuber?
A girl.
A VTuber of a news program "Try It Out".
Every time on this program,
Iwahashi is caught in some kind of prank.
She puts a sensor on her whole body to become a VTuber.
Oh, no!
She was a very cute girl.
Hey! No! Stop it!
With the latest technology,
Iwahashi and the CG characters Nekokawa and Tama are completely in sync.
That's so fast!
You're fast!
I'm so scared.
With Iwahashi in a good mood...
Where is it?
It's hot!
Where is it?
A crab is stuck in my pants.
That's right.
This is a new kind of prank.
With the latest technology,
Iwahashi's reaction is instantly traced.
She moves the CG animation.
(Laughs)
Suddenly, the CG animation stopped moving.
It seems that the sensor has broken on the cover that Iroha fell down earlier.
You are a genius!
This is the weakest point of the latest technology.
It can't be helped, so please watch it for a while.
OK, prank Grand Prix!
Sorry!
It was so much fun!
It's hot! My chest is burning!
What is this?!
It doesn't hurt anymore!
It's hot!
This has nothing to do with the V-team!
This is for cooking in Niigata!
You're a demon!
Next up...
Nice to meet you.
Yoshimoto's debt king, Kuki Kaidan Mogura.
Hello there!
You look happy!
I love you!
Now, it's about time...
Thanks!
Ouch!
Thanks!
Ouch!
The V-team is able to recreate Mogura's reaction faithfully...
...without damaging the sensors.
However...
Ouch!
The moment you steal your wallet...
Ouch!
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I met my friends and now I'm here.
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Let's go, Sagamichi!
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Next is ...
Yoshikunya?
Yoshimoto's Shocking!
Air Stairs Mogura!
Thank you!
By removing the Mogura sensor, the head of the ball is in a terrible state.
Is this a prank?
This is a prank.
Prank!?
Yes.
I had a lot of fun, but I have a bad feeling about it.
Oh, you have a bad feeling about it.
But, Momoyama-san, today's prank is a failure.
You should have said it earlier.
Next is...
Milk Boy Utsumi, whose security and latest equipment are mismatched to death.
Give me some macaroons!
Now, where the champion is excited...
Ah! What!? It hurts!
This time, since Utsumi's movement is a little plain, the sensor is out of order.
Ah! What!? It hurts! Ah! What!? It hurts!
Ah! What!? It hurts!
A prank!? What kind of prank!?
Is this for real!?
But it was true, wasn't it?
Ah! So it means we can use this meaningful thing, doesn't it?
Yes.
It's not a prank, is it?
But this news program is like that.
It's a prank, isn't it?
But it's true that you can experience this market.
It's not a prank, is it?
It's a prank, isn't it?
Next is...
Everyone, just remember one thing!
What is it?
Today's Odobu Festival's main character, time machine, Seki.
Do you like me?
I love you, too!
That's too much.
Thank you.
Things are getting tough.
Hot! Hot! Hot!
What is it?
Hot! Hot! Hot!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it? Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! What is it? What is it?
What is it? Hot! Hot! Hot!
And then, the sensor...
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
What's going on?
Why?
What?
This is a prank Grand Prix.
I can't stand it!
Hot!
Seriously!
Was it hot?
It was very hot.
What do you mean?
Wow!
Wow! Wow!
Wow!
Scary!
Strong!
All of these pranks are strong!
All of them are hot!
And what is this?
What is this?
This is a VTube cable.
There is nothing here!
There is nothing!
When we were winning "Dogs Don't Run Away", we were wearing this!
This is not a prank!
Next...
During the theft of a dressing room, there is a
urban legend which is supported by company and citizens.
The thief at the dressing room.
His target enemy,
who appears in a dressing room of a TV station is...
A wallet of a singer.
A big thief who doesn't even enter room.
I haven't said I took the money yet.
The show has begun.
His name is...
Thief Ki!
A thief who doesn't even enter room.
What will the target do when he sees the wallet being stolen?!
The first target has appeared in the dressing room.
I'm counting on you.
In 2016, N-1 champion Unagi Ginshari...
Chimpanzee!
Gorilla!
Monkey!
It's not in order!
His senior, Shouji Murakami...
He's been taking care of him since he was born in Osaka.
While he's opening the dressing room...
When he sees his partner trying to steal his wallet...
How will the target, Unagi Ginshari, respond?!
Hashimoto sets up a trap and goes there.
Good morning!
A thief who doesn't even enter room has appeared!
I'm counting on you!
First of all, the thief casually appeals that he has no money.
But it was hard, wasn't it?
I haven't had a job for two or three months.
I'm running a shop in Kitashinchi, Osaka.
It's a big deal.
It's hard to run a shop.
Here...
Mr. Yoshimoto, please do my makeup.
Oh, it's started!
I'll do it.
Leading the target to the makeup room...
The nightclub thief is at work.
This is terrible!
If he sees a senior trying to steal a partner's wallet...
How will the target, Ginshari, Unagi, respond?
No!
I'm good, aren't I?
You're good. It's natural.
And...
Oh!
I was surprised!
Oh!
Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
Oh!
I was surprised!
Treatment is impossible.
Who will save this girl's life?
A powerful poison attacks the girl.
A terrifying surgery will save the girl's life!
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This one...
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If you see a senior trying to steal a partner's wallet,
will the target, silvery eel, respond?
Oh!
I was surprised.
Oh!
Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
It was cut at one go.
The face is already...
The face of a surprised silvery eel is...
Is that right?
What are you doing, Master?
What?
Right now...
I'm doing nothing.
Oh, no, the bag...
Is this thing in style right now?
Well, but...
The backpack...
Oh, it's not.
No.
Here...
Silvery Hashimoto, who was playing the victim, also returns...
No, I...
Oh, yes, yes.
The school thief escapes and only the two of them...
The decisive moment they witnessed earlier...
The face of an eel...
Is it in style?
The face of an eel is really scary.
Hashimoto...
No, wait...
Who are you?
When I was in there, it felt weird.
No way...
Look in front of you.
Show me what you're like right now.
Your wallet...
Wait a minute...
Your wallet...
No, look, I'm wearing it.
Wow, wow, wow...
Seriously?
No, it really doesn't come out.
What are you going to do?
Seriously...
No, seriously, when I wrote it, it was like this.
I...
You don't have to explain. It's concrete.
Oh, you found it.
What?
It's not a bokeh or anything like that, right?
Master, you know what a bokeh face is, right?
It's like...
It's a bad face.
What kind of face?
You know, like a unique...
ugly face.
What kind of face, Master?
What kind of face?
I... I'm not number two.
Seriously?
I had 50,000 yen in it.
Seriously?
Yeah, I only had 50,000 yen in my card.
Master, you don't have to...
That's not it.
That's not it, Unagi.
You're out of the game now.
What do you mean, "out of the game"?
I'll take you to the police.
You're saying that?
What?
You're amazing.
You like it.
Master, thank you for everything you do for us.
I want to do it, but...
I'm good at it. I've done it a few times.
You can't say that.
I can't say that.
You can't say that.
I see.
People who do it a few times steal it without knowing it.
If I had a number five, I'd be number two.
How do you know that?
It's a clever trick.
So...
I'm not number one.
He's been helping Master Shouji in Osaka.
He should know Master Shouji's humanity.
He's a master in an instant.
I can't believe it.
The next target is him, the seventh generation.
Thank you.
The fourth generation.
Four years of gaming history.
The seventh generation entertainer.
The continuation of the fourth generation.
Different offices.
Gaming history is nearly 40 years different.
If you look at Master Shouji's thief appearance...
How will you deal with it?
What kind of person is he?
The school thief has arrived.
It's your first time, right?
Yes, it is.
Nice to meet you.
I don't have any work for two or three months.
And I don't have any money.
After an appealing that he doesn't have any money,
he leads the three of them to a separate room...
and the thief starts working.
And...
You worked hard.
You saw it.
He saw the decisive moment...
but...
he showed a trick that he didn't see.
He showed a professional trick.
Oh, I broke it.
I broke it.
Four battles continue.
What will he do to his senior who has been around for 40 years?
His partner goes back there, and when the bandit leaves, the sense of justice that continues throughout the four wars explodes!
What did you say?
Mr. Lawyer, I was a little impressed.
What did you do?
A life-net life said, "We provide affordable insurance on the Internet."
Well, if you say so.
If you can't believe it, look closely!
I'm not good at smartphones.
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Oh, this is the insurance fee.
Life-net life is a company that wants you to enjoy your life rather than insurance.
When you get in the car, be careful of the air conditioner.
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This time's Legza is different from previous TVs.
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Once you know about the time shift machine, you can't go back.
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It's not "to" but...
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Here you are, too.
Our sexy zone's new song "langa" will be released on August 5th.
It's a cool song.
It's different from "dokkiri" Grand Prix.
I'd like to show you another side of me.
Thank you for your support.
Will he say his senior's bad words to his partner?
I'm serious this time.
I'm going to the gym, too.
What?
What are you thinking about?
I'm scared, too.
Here comes Goto.
Did you open it?
I didn't open it.
He's worried.
He's worried about a young man.
Did you open it?
I don't know.
You did it, Tsuzu.
No, I'm sorry.
It's too late for me to check my partner's luggage.
Did you touch it from the beginning?
I didn't open it.
It's decreasing.
I'm counting it all.
He's counting it.
It's decreasing a lot.
What?
It's decreasing about 30,000 yen.
Is it real?
Finally, the continuation of the four-way head-to- head match is...
When I came back...
When I came back completely...
I told you, didn't I?
Really?
No...
No, it can't be.
Which one?
No, it can't be.
But...
No, no...
Master.
No, it's Master.
What?
I told you when I came back.
No, it can't be.
I told you.
To whom?
To whom did you get caught?
And...
The bandit enters again.
Are you going to say it?
What should I do?
The continuation of "Four Warlords" is...
Are you going to say it?
Drink water.
Can you say it?
Can you say it like this?
For your friends...
I can't say it in shock.
Shouji-san.
Yes?
When I came back...
Did you touch your partner's bag?
I didn't touch it.
Didn't you touch it?
No, when I came back...
Shouji-san was around here.
He looked like he was touching his partner's bag.
When my partner came back...
His bag was open.
He looked like he was touching his partner's bag.
I can't take it.
You...
You are young.
Why don't you steal money?
But...
What?
What's going on?
I haven't said I took the money yet.
The police are chasing you.
It's coming!
Oh, my God!
Actually, I don't have the money anymore.
Are you saying you took it?
I haven't said I took the money yet.
You can't take it or touch it!
Do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I'm poor?
You can't take it!
The thief, who was impatient to chase the famous detective, Tsuzuki...
Escaped without thinking.
It's like he ran away.
The famous detective, Tsuzuki's answer is...
It's black.
If I were a famous detective...
You can't say it often.
I can say that I've lived with a sense of justice so far.
That's cool!
However...
Let's just talk about this.
I don't like this kind of thing in the world.
Why me?
There are things you shouldn't have seen.
Let's just talk about this.
He ran away without thinking.
And...
At that moment...
You definitely took it, didn't you?
I can't take it!
What did you say?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I said I saw it.
What?
I said I saw it.
What's a 5G perspective?
It's like watching from your favorite place with a bamboo helicopter.
I want to see it.
There's a bamboo helicopter.
No, I said 5G is fine.
Doraemon's videos are mostly made in 5G.
Oh, Doraemon is back!
Don't say that!
The future has grown.
You fell from the 5G 5G tower, didn't you?
Because the problem has grown.
5G means Doraemon, Softbank.
Cheer up!
Why don't you come home already?
Hero?
Hey, hey!
Lights up!
Put it in, put it in.
Easy!
The color is...
It's gone!
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Every Monday night at 9pm on Suetsu Season 2...
Next week, Yuji Oda will be in big trouble...
And my voice actor, Rinwan Hisho...
will find out the shocking truth!
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As for the case of the schoolhouse thief...
So it's all settled...
But, at that moment...
You're definitely stealing, aren't you?
There's no way I'm stealing! There's no way I'm stealing!
But, what are you saying?
Don't you know what I'm saying?
He says he saw the robbery. You're saying you saw it, aren't you?
He said he saw it. You're saying you saw it, aren't you?
He said he would probably steal it. You said you'd probably steal it, didn't you?
He said it was already black. You said it was all black.
That too!? That too!?
All the items are lying around. All of the items are lying around.
You stole it... You stole it...
You're stealing, aren't you!?
Ah, that's what I said. That's what you said.
Hey, say something, you!
I'll definitely watch it. You're definitely watching.
Are you kidding me!? Are you kidding me!?
What are you talking about!?
Are you kidding me!? Are you kidding me!?
Why are you lying? What are you talking about, Oka!?
I told you it was a lie. That's what you said.
sorry. Excuse me.
You're a thief! You're a thief!
You're a thief, Kaboe! You're a thief!
Give me a break now. Give me a break.
I thought it was over. I thought it was over.
He was telling people in the entertainment industry what they should watch the most. I said it was one of the worst things you can watch in the entertainment world.
What did I think about the kicking? I thought you were kidding me.
This stag guy is passing by, and it's crazy! I mean, all of you guys are passing by, and it's crazy!
But no, I really wanted to end the story with just this part. But, you know, I wanted to end it with just this story.
I thought, ``Why, why are you taking it outside?'' "What are you doing out there?" I thought.
Even though we tried so hard to end it with just this one room story,
It was like, ``Go Gai, Go Gai''. It felt like "Gogai, Gogai!".
Especially the dramatization of Newest. Especially, drama.
The legendary dressing room thief may appear again someday. The legendary room thief may appear again someday.
In a studio in Tokyo, the next target is...
Young actor Yatsuhiro Inukai, who is currently popular and rapidly rising.
Ryo Gyusei, and...
Yoda Yuuki of Nogizaka 46 were invited for a PR program shoot.
And...
A devil's melody resounds.
Huh?
The devil Mephisto is up to something again, Jai.
What are you doing here today?
Well, we're here to announce the Grand Prix.
If you want to announce it, sign a contract with me!
What is that devil's contract?
There are ingredients in the world that look and feel alike.
For example, squid and octopus.
You may think it's easy to tell the difference, but it's surprisingly difficult to eat in one bite.
Huh?
This is a little difficult.
If you make a mistake, you won't be notified!
Devil's Prank Restaurant.
Ingredients that look and feel alike.
Which one did you eat?
I think it's natural for you to know this.
That's right.
If you don't eat it, you can't see it.
There's no blindfold.
It's a problem that you can answer when you see it.
The first ingredients are...
Sweet potato and pumpkin.
I know that.
I don't know this.
I think I know it.
I thought the color was different, so I thought you'd know it by looking at it.
I like sweet potatoes.
I can't make a mistake about this.
I'm very confident.
Then...
Let's eat it all at once!
Hmm...
Yes.
Oh, it's difficult!
It looks like...
Theoretically...
Hmm...
Now, here it is.
Yes.
It's a video of returning the material that was just heated in the microwave, but how about you, Yuka-san?
No, it looks like either one of them.
I thought it would be easy, but it certainly looks like either one of them.
That's right!
It's surprisingly difficult for a bite-sized one!
This is the fear of the material they're wearing!
If you think it's a sweet potato, please raise your hand!
Yoda from Inukai Prefecture is a sweet potato lover.
And...
Ryusei is the only one who thinks it's a pumpkin.
I see, I see...
This delicacy is definitely...
Are you serious?!
It's a pumpkin!
The material they're wearing...
Is it a pumpkin as expected?!
You can tell by eating it, can't you?
Hmm...
Huh?
Huh? Which one?
Now, they're making a grim face!
I can't tell anymore after eating it!
How is it?
It's amazing!
The sesame on top gets in the way!
I see!
The material they're wearing is difficult to eat!
It's bitter!
They're all bitter for a moment!
Sweet potatoes are your favorite, right?
Yeah!
It's good!
Yeah?
What are you feeling right now?
I felt like I understood it for a moment...
Yeah...
I'm thinking about it again...
Now, let's choose one of the covered foods!
This is 100%
I'm very confident because it's my favorite food, baked sweet potatoes!
If you don't agree with everyone, you'll be out!
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I'm pretty good in front of the TV ...
Oh, really?
Isn't this difficult?
Which one? Which one?
No, no, no, I don't know ...
It's a game, so win!
I'm not here to see "Heroes"!
Hey, hey, hey! Music, jump!
A friend who knows "Yamashita Tomohisa" appears for the first time!
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What did he eat?
Sweet potato? Pumpkin?
Will all of them be correct?
One, two...
- Wow! - It's two in one!
And with that, it's two in one!
- It's two in one! - Sweet potato?
- Yoda-san... - Yes?
- You thought it was your favorite sweet potato, right? - Yes.
From the smell, it was all pumpkin.
Then...
Which one did you eat just now?
It's pumpkin!
And with that, Yoda-san is correct!
Until now...
I thought it would have been okay for you to eat pumpkin.
I'm shocked!
It's getting interesting!
The next food they're wearing...
- Beef and pork roasts! - I think I know what it is!
- Of course I know!
- Of course we know! - We know!
- That's good. - So you're 100% confident this time?
- Of course! - Of course! - Of course!
Then...
Confidently...
Mephisto signs a new contract!
If you're correct, we'll let you know.
If you're not correct...
We won't let you know, okay?
Mephisto-sama, you're really saying whatever you want.
You're right.
Is it beef or pork?
- Don't you think you can do it? - Sensually...
Don't you think you can do it?
Then, is it 60 or 0?
- He stepped on it! - He's in the game!
Then...
The food of fate, open!
Is it beef or pork?
Beef and pork roasts...
As the main character, I can't be wrong!
Even though it's beef and pork,
katarosu looks like a sashimi,
so it seems like you'll be confused!
Hmm...
I'll try to eat it consciously from now on.
Whoa, this is hard.
Huh?
You're kidding me, right?
Hmm...
Are you sure?
This is bad...
If you don't know now, you won't get any notice!
This is bad...
- Ah, yes. - That's fast!
I think so, but I ate it yesterday too.
I see, I see.
We're all one.
Yes.
I just came to eat pumpkin and meat.
Just a little...
The devil's cooking showdown! The moment of fate!
You can do it! You can do it! 60 seconds!
Will they all show off their excellent beauty?!
You can do it!
Because it's pork and beef, right?
That's right.
If you don't know this, you won't be able to do the main role of Granblue.
You're disqualified, really.
Oh my...
Oh my, instead of not being able to announce it, they're asking if they can't appear in Granblue!
Will the three of them be able to match their answers?!
The one you just ate...
Beef?!
Or...
Pork?!
Which one?!
One, two...
Really?
That's correct!
But I think it's beef.
I don't know, it might be beef.
It's pork, right?
But there's a possibility that I'm right.
That's why neither of you can participate in the Grand Prix.
Then, which one did you eat just now?
It's pork!
This is awkward.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you cry.
You're kind.
You really can't do this?
I can't!
By the way, Inukai-san, you can't participate in the Grand Prix!
It's over!
As expected of me, I feel like I have no notice.
Yes, really.
I'm really sorry.
Are you Dogeiser?
No...
I'm Seiza.
He doesn't have much.
He's the last one to say goodbye.
In Seiza's name, he cries!
Is it cabbage?
Is it lettuce?
It looks like coleslaw.
If I'm wrong...
I have no notice!
And...
Amazing world!
Dogeiser!
Grand Bull, which was said to be too famous to be made into reality, will be in theaters this summer!
"Grand Bull" will be released on August 7th! Please come and see it!
From now on, the real estate consulting environment station will open.
It's dark! It's dark!
Wow, it's scary! Wait a minute, it's scary!
"Akira 100%" is said to be running away with these gorgeous celebrities.
The only one who can catch up with "Akira 100%" is...
"Zombie-type Chaser" Zonter!
No, no! No, no!
And another scary rule for those who don't know is...
This is a new kind of hide-and-seek!
- It's coming! - It's coming! It's coming!
Make some noise!
Social Distancing
He's running away...
Ah! He's locked in!
Zonter is locked in "Akira 100%"...
However...
You've got a bad personality!
You'll never catch me.
In a haunted house in Chikorin, Japan, a 90-minute- long, lonely fight has begun!
It's an email.
An email?
Five zonters have been placed in the area and will be released in 15 minutes.
In order to prevent this, we must solve the mystery prepared for the nurse station.
Prevent zonters from being released!
Five new zonters have been placed in the area.
In order to prevent zonters from being released,
we have to solve a mystery within 15 minutes at a mission point at NERSU Station.
Oh, no!
After confirming the route to NERSU Station...
Who is it?
The owner of the phone is...
It's Yosei!
Hello!
I'm Ryoko Hirose.
Are you Ryoko Hirose?
Yes!
- Are you okay? - Are you Mr. Barnett?
Yes, I am!
Of course, there is no Ryoko Hirose.
- No way! - No way!
- I'm Ryoko Hirose. - I'm Ryoko Hirose.
It's an impersonation.
- Um... - Yes?
- My sons... - Yes?
- They love your stories. - They do.
- They do.
- Really?
Thank you so much!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
I'm a little nervous, sweaty, and happy.
I'm going to pass out.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
I knew it.
I thought it'd be tough for you to get five more calls.
If I get five more calls now, it's over.
So, Mr. Barnett, can you do me a favor?
Of course!
- Of course! - Thank you!
- What? - Let's go.
Let's go.
Was it the second floor?
- It's the second floor. - It's the second floor.
He's full of motivation.
Mr. Hirose called me.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- The mission is in. - The mission is in.
- But...
- The mission is in. - this mission is nothing but an ambush.
The moment they clear the mission and are happy,
a zolter appears from behind.
What's going on?
A hope that enters a square...
A classic riddle solving problem.
The one who arranged something in order.
The answer is...
Money ranging from one yen coin to 10,000 yen coin.
Yes, the answer is...
500 yen coin.
In other words, it's a super easy problem with a "marudo" symbol.
Is it money?
What is it?
It's a sparkle.
- What does it mean? - Maru? - Maru?
It's not a hole.
- I've never seen that before. - What is it?
It's a banana.
Amazing.
Wow.
Huh?
Because of Fakira's 100% activity,
a mysterious object appeared and disappeared.
Wow!
At that moment...
Oh, no!
- It's a banana! - It's a banana!
It's a banana!
Up until here...
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