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It's Tama-chan!
It's now or never!
Let's win!
A dream surprise for Tetsuto Kids!
Which one?
Ta-dah!
Wow!
This is fun!
However, only the winner of Tetsuto Kids will receive the surprise!
Oh, it's Haya! Haya! Haya!
Um, Iigo-style Hayabusa's "Gran Class"!
Also, Ii-sama's "Gen-tai-ryo"!
Gen-tai-ryo!
Haya! Haya!
Um, let's go with "Irene-sha"!
Okay!
That's correct!
A battle beyond imagination!
Shibuya Station!
A surprise for Hoshi-san!
I can't wait!
Huh?
It's not here yet?
What's wrong?
It's not here yet!
If you win, you get a large portion of Tetsuto Kids!
A dream surprise!
Can you see it?
Wow!
Tonight's final stage!
A surprise for Tetsuto Kids!
A Tetsuto Ultra Quiz!
Up until now,
the two sixth graders have won twice in a row!
Please change your floor,
the Shonan-Shinjuku Line,
the Saikyo Line,
and the...
Tokyo Linkai High Speed Rail Linkai Line!
Yuito!
The company's favorite Yuito-kun and...
Hayao Shoya-kun!
The winner is Hayao Shoya-kun, number one eye sight!
Next, a woman who has experienced a surprise once...
This is frustrating! Even though you know it the best!
A fourth-year student, Naito Kento, who hates fighting games more than anyone else...
A fourth-year student, a little cooler, Dia-kun...
And a woman who hasn't experienced a surprise once...
I...don't...remember!
Hiromu-kun, as expected, is frustrated.
Not at all...
It's about time you shed your eye waste.
It's okay! It's okay!
The number one eye sight in the railroad kids is...
Still worthless!
Hiromu-kun, who has shed her frustration and tears...
And the final stage of the surprise is...
Even more powerful!
And the final surprise experience is...
Tohbu Railway's latest and greatest Libertino!
A surprise where you can't get in a driver's seat you usually can't get in!
Tohbu Railway's first!
An experience that all railway fans who touch various things will long for!
It's a dream driver's seat!
Yay!
Miya-san will react to this when she becomes a celebrity!
That's right!
This is it!
You can sit in the driver's seat and experience the announcement...
Yes, this is a surprise!
It's a surprise!
Are you okay?
From an amateur's point of view, I don't know how grateful this is...
No, it's not grateful!
It's not grateful!
Really?
Everyone's kids are saying "wow wow" but I really want to say "wow wow" too!
I want to say "wow wow" too!
There are three people who can experience driving this time as well!
Let's make it a goal with these three people!
That's right!
It's a breakthrough!
It's amazing, it's four years against six years!
The first question with low difficulty!
What is the name and form of this train?
Thank you very much.
SEVEN's special, RAVIU's 001K.
He said it.
Correct!
I knew it!
Excuse me!
My lips are dry!
Your lips are dry?
It seems like Hironobu's lips are dry.
The second question of "How many times will it go up?"
What is the name of this train?
SEVEN's special, RAVIU's 001K.
Correct!
SEVEN's special, RAVIU's 001K.
He said it!
Correct!
I knew it!
He said it!
It's called "running art museum".
It's not a green car, it's a regular car.
It goes from Echigo Yuzawa to Niigata.
Thank you very much!
It only comes to the ocean sometimes.
I got it!
Let's go to the next one!
I'm listening to you!
Hurry up and give me the next question!
No, no, wait!
I want you to tell me!
You're watching TV, right?
I'm not going to tell you, but I don't feel like it!
I don't feel like it!
Then, Raito was too impatient.
What is the fastest train arriving in Japan?
You were fast, Raito!
Yes!
It's over!
Wait, you can't do that!
It's broken!
You want to press it, but you can't because it's broken!
No, you can't!
You can't do that!
I'm going to say it!
You can say it!
Keisei Skyliner's speed is 160km/h!
Correct!
You're fast!
You're not that fast!
No, no, no!
Again, the two of them are leading!
Shoroku is strong!
The difference between these two years is huge!
Next, question four!
What do you call this handsome man?
Correct!
Furthermore!
It's all Owen's ideas!
Correct!
Amazing!
I don't want you to say it at all!
I want you to bite me!
Shouyon and Trio are depressed and unable to fight back at all!
However!
A problem of 100 points at once!
Please answer all of the Shinkansen using the D7 series!
Yes, Yuto!
Yuto-kun!
Um...kagayaki...toki...kagayaki and toki and...
Go! Go! Go!
What is it?
Daiya-kun!
Um...tanigawa...toki...tsurugi...asama...haktaka.. .kagayaki!
Correct!
Daiya-kun!
Shouyon and Daiya-kun are in third place and first place!
Shouyon and Daito-kun are overwhelmed and depressed!
And what about Hironobu-kun?
Ah! I'm not going to say it yet!
I don't have a surprise yet!
That's right!
He's the only one who hasn't experienced the first stage and the second stage yet!
I don't have a surprise yet!
With more than 50 points of points open, Hironobu- kun is in a critical situation!
However...
I'm going to say it! 200 points!
200 points!
I'm going to say it!
I'm not going to say it!
Quiet! Quiet!
Um...the problem hasn't started yet!
That's right!
Quiet!
What is the problem?
Um...
The problem is the last two questions!
This train...
Where is the train company?
Yes, look at it first.
The answer is...
Hironobu Prefecture!
Could it be...
Kehai...
85 class...
Where is it?
Correct!
You were good!
Hirolf...
Yes?
Hironobu Prefecture!
Could it be...
Finally, Shoyon Prefecture's Hironobu and Daie are in the top two!
Then, another Shoyon, Light...
Excuse me, Nakagawa-san!
Yes?
I can't push it at all because of the sound.
No, it's not because of the sound.
It came out!
Yes, it's because of the sound.
It's not because of the sound.
Changing the position of the pin mic...
Finally, the final question!
All railroad fans will long for it!
It will be the first head railroad...
With the latest and the oldest Liberty's driver's seat...
and passenger experience...
The final question...
Yes?
will earn you 400 points!
Light, you still have a chance!
You still have a chance!
Light, you still have a chance!
I still don't have a chance!
Hironobu Prefecture's Daie has already...
confirmed as Liberty's driver!
Will he be able to...
Okay, Light!
Light, you can do it!
Will it be the still undefeated Shouroku Yuito...
or the same undefeated Shouroku Shouya...
or will it be...
the last and only...
Light!
What is stored in this part?
Yuito!
I'm sorry, Yuito!
Matsuki!
- Light! - No!
[Next episode]
Tonight, we'll show you our new work!
- I did it, teacher! - I can't be your girlfriend!
A love surprise for elementary school students!
- Are you under my friend's love? - Under what?
- Are you under my friend's love? - Furthermore!
My sister is not that kind of person!
A prank where friendship loses!
Nakai Masahiro's Emergency Live Broadcast!
A miracle that happens in sports!
An exciting scene and a new scene!
Let's make a surprise together! Tomorrow at 7 PM!
[Next Episode]
- There's no doubt that Peyoung will come here, too. - I won't let you go and never let you go back to Peyoung again!
- That's what everyone says! - That's Peyoung's fear.
Peyoung's 45th Anniversary Peyoung Sauce Yakisoba
You can be absorbed. Tomorrow, Crush!
I'm back!
One, two, three, four, ride or die, let's go!
Love you!
English, everyday, change, change, become stupid, become blind, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Shampoo, people, our own music, shampoo!
Wrapped in a good feeling, this is Shampoo!
Be born, change, new Crush, yeah!
Shampoo!
Everytime you use it, it'll hurt less.
Ichikami
Nyan Pak Declaration!
If you are my buyer, manage my body better than me.
Don't put it out of the house, don't buy as much as you can't buy, nya.
Don't forget me, my reliable buyer.
In the future, you will be alone, la la, la la, nya.
Buy correctly and always together.
AC Japan supports this activity.
What's stored in this part is...
Ride!
Mana-kun!
Perfect Door!
Yes!
As a result, the driving experience of Liberty is decided by Shuya, Hironobu and Dia!
Damn it!
I told you! It's supposed to be a suspension, right?
Yes.
Finally, Hironobu is the last one.
This is the first time I've ever felt like this.
What do you feel like?
I feel like Suzuki Seiya is going to hit me.
What do you feel like, Suzuki Seiya?
Damn it!
Unfortunately, Suzuki Seiya is on the right.
I'm on the left, so is it okay?
Is it okay? It's fun, Liberty!
I really want to do it!
I want to do it!
I want to ride it!
I want to win "School Wars"!
I want to ride it!
Hironobu and Shuya are the winners of "School Wars"!
It's the first time for Tohbu Railway to have a surprise event like this!
All railway fans will love it!
"Liberty" is the latest special edition!
It's a dream-like driving experience!
I'm so happy!
I'm a fast driver.
Yes! Yes!
I'll do my best!
I want to do "School Wars"!
Can you do "School Wars"?
I want to do it!
Bring this
Next is Tokyo Sky Tree Darihirabashi
Darihirabashi
Tokyo Sky Tree Darihirabashi
It was fun
Darihirabashi
I didn't do anything for the quiz
Darihirabashi
You only said you can get in the driver's seat
You touched all the machines
You didn't even open the door
You might have a chance someday
I don't like it
You push me
I don't like it
Alecrue Makichi
My life is still long
Alecrue Makichi
Hey, Light and Yuito
Yes
Get in
Alecrue Makichi
Thank you for waiting
This train is for Aizu and Jiba
Alecrue Makichi
I can't do it
Alecrue Makichi
I didn't know you were shy
I'm glad
Thank you very much
Alecrue Makichi
Here, three youkais play pranks on humans night and day.
Youkai "Karakasa" "Kunsuru" is...
"Kamai-tachi" "Yamauchi"
And "Rokurokubi" is...
"Actress" "Yamamura" "Momiji"
Youkai "Akaname" is...
"Sexy song" "Kikuchi" "Fuma"
- You'll do anything for me, right? - I'll do anything for you.
This prank is about a youkai apartment in a hotel in Saitama's Okuchi region.
The target is called out to a game tournament the next morning.
In the middle of the night, he's practicing his scary biohazard technique.
From behind, youkai approach him and attach a "hitsukimushi" to him.
"Hitsukimushi" is a plant's stem that often sticks to clothes.
Since ancient times, youkai have been using it for no reason.
However, you have to turn off the sign.
We worked together before.
I keep in touch with Kenty from time to time.
When I said that Kikuchi would do this kind of trick,
I said, "Isn't it good even if it's not Kikuchi?"
Isn't it good even if it's not me?
And I said, "Is it okay for Johnny's to show off like this?"
"Stop it." "It can't be helped."
What kind of trick is it?
"What is it?" "What is it?"
Can't you show off with my neck?
It's here!
At 2 a.m., the first target arrives.
Wow!
AKB48.
Oh, it's quiet.
You're wearing red eyes.
Cat girl, she's a member of AKB48,
but she seems to be quite scared.
It's fun to approach from behind.
Oh, it's here!
I think I can go behind it.
I see.
It looks easy to approach.
The first youkai to appear is...
Where is it?
It's here! It's here! It's Karakasu!
It's here! It's here!
The leader of youkais, Karakasa Yamaluchi!
This circle is really terrible.
Youkais will be rewarded with 1,000 yen bonus for each of their owners.
Boo! Boo!
If they find you, you're done for!
Wow, that's close!
Isn't it close?
I did it!
I got on!
You got on! You got on!
I did it! I got on!
Wow!
Great success!
I can't think of anything.
It's easy to make.
Where does the red-eyed goomer appear from?
Pay attention to the back of the screen.
Huh?
Refrigerator?
Refrigerator!
It's a refrigerator!
From the same place, a beauty as a youkai that does not appear.
It looks like a refrigerator version of Sadako.
You're right.
What's going on?
It's the same.
He looks like a weird stalker.
He's a big fan.
It's close.
Oh!
OK, OK, OK, OK!
If you don't do it, you won't know how fun it is.
I didn't want to have fun.
You're already addicted.
Where will Rokurokubi Momiji come from?
Refrigerator...
The door is turning!
It's turning! It's turning!
It's turning!
It came out!
37 years of actresses' history...
As I thought, she has an aura.
You might want to keep this.
I kept it.
Is her voice loud?
Scary.
Dangerous.
Please wait a moment.
And...
Whoa, scary, scary, scary, scary!
(laughs)
It's cute, isn't it?
If it's like this, it seems like you can put as many bugs as you like, so...
Are you kidding me?
(laughs)
You're kidding me right away!
Three bodies attacking at once!
Wow!
A fire is coming out!
Wow!
Wow! I was really surprised!
It was like a pair of red eyes and a pair of look.
Red eyes and red look.
It's exactly the same.
3 o'clock in the middle of the night, the next target is...
Hurry up!
Wow!
If I remember correctly, she was once a hostage of the youkai Makuragaeshi.
I saw it! I saw it!
But wasn't she scared of it, too?
Will it be okay this time?
Oh, this clothes is difficult.
I can't wear it.
This blouse is definitely no good. It's slippery.
You can't wear it, can you?
It's a challenge, but...
Isn't it a dumpling?
A dumpling?
I can't wear it.
It's definitely no good.
I think it's going to slip off.
A youkai appears first.
It looks like me.
It looks like me a lot.
It's Stephen King, isn't it?
It.
First of all, I'd like you to show me how you wear it.
Here you go.
Wow, it's good!
It's good!
It's good, it's good.
I see.
He's bold and careful.
Karakasa-yamauchi with odango and hitsukimushi.
Akanabe and Fuma are almost lost...
Wow!
Appearing from almost right next to you!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Why can't you notice?!
Tonight's Fuji TV program is...
They look so much alike!
From nine o'clock, it's "Imitate Kouhaku Uta Gassen"!
An unforgettable two-hour special of great new stories!
It's me!
At 11:10, it's "Sanma's Laughing Factory Committee"!
At 11:40, it's "Meteor Family"!
Will meteors finally fall?!
And Wednesday is...
It's sudden, but can I tell you my fortune?!
When I want to look forward, I eat a Big Mac.
When I scratch my new car, I eat a Big Mac.
When my favorite idol gets married, I eat a Big Mac.
When my daughter brings her boyfriend home, I eat a Big Mac.
When only my dog greets me, I eat a Big Mac.
I'm sure I'll be lost again and again.
So, please continue to support me!
Do you want to rest a little more?
There is still quite a distance.
It's okay.
Now, let's go.
Autonomous vehicle insurance.
With AXA, you can run.
Hey, haven't you two been out and about recently?
The main point is...
The distance has increased a lot.
Let's go. I'll drive.
It's nostalgic.
That's right.
With the power of running, AXA Direct.
The net discount is up to 20,000 yen.
Not only for scents and scents.
The third flexible agent.
RENOA RESET.
My skin is tight and it's hard to disappear.
But I can prevent the damage of clothes.
Even if it shakes like this.
RENOA RESET.
Reset common sense.
Thoughts from the eyebrows.
Care for damage.
Protect the collar and sleeves from damage.
The collar of the mask can be twisted back.
It's amazing.
Flexible and twisted back.
Not only for scents and scents.
RENOA RESET for damage care.
KUMA AKABE.
To bold action.
Appearing almost from the side.
It's amazing.
Will you eat one more?
You're good.
She ate it.
She's strong.
Then...
Are you serious?
Blackheaded Momiji.
You want it, don't you?
Blackheaded Momiji.
Blackheaded...
Okay, okay, okay.
Again?
Ouch, ouch!
Another shot?
Seriously?
One more shot!
The Dango doesn't have space left...
Oh, is it going for the clothes?
It's going for the clothes!
Oh!
It's close, it's close!
I see, it's that thick space!
Furthermore...
Wow!
Once and for all, there are three ways to leave.
- Go back from there. - Go back from there? Are you okay?
How come you didn't notice that I left?
- Then... - It's frustrating, isn't it? - Isn't it open?
- Karakasa Yamauchi also... - It's open.
No, it's because it's wide.
But it's strange that it's cherry blossoms.
Are you guys amazing?
Are you crazy about cherry blossoms?
I got it.
You're good at it.
I'll help you.
You're good at it.
At that moment...
Run!
Tanaka-sama!
Do you know who it is?
I know!
Is it KENTA NAKAJIMA?
No, it's the other way around.
YOKAI APARTMENT
The last target of the night is...
Is it here?
Let's do it here.
Yes, it's here.
Let's do it here.
Here it is!
The actual location is different.
Here it is!
First of all...
It's the best.
He's a camera man.
This is not good.
Right! Left! Left!
This girl...
She's not calm.
I've seen her YouTube before.
She's the best!
But if she gets angry, it might be dangerous.
She's human, but she's brave.
If she gets angry, who will be responsible for it?
I'm scared.
This is bad.
He makes me get on the train at this hour.
He makes me play a game I don't know.
He's in a bad mood.
Why does he make me talk to him like that?
He's scary.
And he hasn't played a game before, so he's not focused.
That's right.
Well, for now...
It's a dead end.
What is he doing?
The first thing he does is...
Janice youkai, Akaname Fuma.
This is it.
He's never done this before. He's careful with his steps.
Right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to go behind you.
No, no, no.
He's getting closer.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
How is it?
I'm scared!
And here...
Okay!
It's red.
It's on, it's on.
It's awesome!
It's awesome.
I've been saying this for a long time.
I've been saying this for a lifetime.
I'm scared.
Calm down.
The next thing he does is...
It's spinning!
Youkai leader, Karakasai Yamauchi.
It's really fast for a poor youkai.
The BPM of a poor youkai is really high.
And...
What?
What is this?
And...
What is this?
Yes!
It's on, it's on.
It's spinning!
It's spinning, Karakasai!
And...
Three teams attacking at once!
Guns? No, it's a door handle.
Thinking about where to shoot, they decide to shoot from a distance.
This is dangerous!
What's that?
What's that?!
What...
What's that?!
What are you doing?!
What's that?!
Hey, you!
What's that?!
Yes?
What's that?!
He's not the leader of the leaders.
What are you doing?!
No!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
You scared me!
I'm a German specialist!
How long did you think it would take?
To get me here!
With this, today's work is over.
Really?
Yes.
You're lying, aren't you?
Well, roughly speaking, it's all done by Mr. Koji Higashino.
Is that so?
Don't say his name!
Don't say it!
Mr. Koji Higashino is in charge of everything.
The worst!
Not the best, but the worst!
The worst!
The best!
Thank you very much!
However, the show prepared one more surprise.
After fulfilling their wish of becoming a prankster, Fuma returns to Manzoku-ge.
What?!
However!
The surprise game is...
Wow!
What kind of scenery is this?!
Seriously!
Fuma prefers to be pranked!
I want it! Help me! I want it!
I won't forgive you!
So, they prepared it.
The familiar...
Reassembled "Pelopon"!
Oh, I'm scared!
The car heads to Chichibu's mountain road.
Then...
Wow, it's a rabbit!
It's a rabbit!
Wow, it's a rabbit!
It's a rabbit, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's a rabbit.
Huh?
It's a hard rock.
And...
Wow!
What's wrong?!
It's Nakano-san!
No, no, no!
It's a one-second prank!
There's some kind of poison in it.
It's been 30 years for us, the duo.
Shouldn't we start looking back at life?
What do you mean?
I said we should look back at life!
Let's look back!
At life's conditions.
But is it that easy?
If you're a life-net lifeform, you can do it!
Oh, let's start with Mitsumori.
The duo was formed 30 years ago, so you're 30 years old.
Here you go!
Huh?!
That price?!
♪ Life-net lifeforms ♪
At my age...
You're welcome!
♪ Look plus ♪
Times have changed, and you're still washing your forehead.
It's hard...
Do you know "bath tub cleansing"?
Huh?
You don't rub your bath tub anymore!
Here you go! "Bath tub cleansing"!
One push and you're one meter away!
It's easy and easy to apply!
Just rinse it off in 60 seconds!
Wow, that's so easy!
See? You don't rub your bath tub anymore!
You can wash your bath tub without rubbing it!
A new addition to Silver Iion Plus!
Comic Seymour!
Good work.
You made it to the deadline.
Do you want "Heal me, Seymour"?
That's what I wanted to read!
It's worth more than 600,000 books.
Okay!
My reward, Comic Seymour...
We are currently conducting a discount campaign.
You will receive a 50% off coupon as a gift!
Masahiro Nakai's secret project is in progress!
A miracle that happens in sports!
A great scene that makes you sweat!
"Golden Week" is at Metamashi Ochi Festival in Japan!
Sexy Zone, Kikuchi Kazemari, another and Kirio!
Just a clob repeating itself!
The car heads for the mountains of Chichibu
Huh? This is really tough
And!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm sorry
I'm sorry!
It's a prank Grand Prix
Shut up!
Thank you for the food!
When will you stop being so pure and innocent?
It's been a while since I said "shut up" like that
You said it
This show's theme is probably the most lively one
Here it is!
Byoudei Wanko Soba - Puss in Boots!
When the target is eating Wanko Soba
Puss in Boots is mixed with Wanko!
By the way, for Puss in Boots, we have prepared something that is 20 times more sour than usual
We'll eat 100 times more today, and if we run out of soba, we're sorry, we're sorry!
Mashiko is being asked about the Puss in Boots experience report on a news program
Well, thank you for coming
Say it! Say it! Say it!
It's really funny!
Mashiko, Puss in Boots longest running distance record
Ouch!
You're sweating a lot!
You're not threatening your wife, are you?
No, I'm not threatening her.
It's weird, obviously.
What's weird about it?
I don't know if it's sour or spicy.
It's like there's poison in it.
Isn't this too much?
Next up is...
Hello! I'm Akira 100%!
Gentleman.
Ta-dah!
Well, in that case...
Ta-dah!
It's sour!
It looks sour!
It must be sour.
Ma'am, it's sour!
Huh?
However...
Ma'am...
She's pressured by the wolf's pressure and continues for some reason.
Excuse me.
Ta-dah!
And...
Hey!
Hey! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What's this?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
One mic two!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What's this?!
Wow! Amazing!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Wow!
Amazing!
What's this?! Why can't I stop this?!
Mie Choppa thought of "byou de" (byou de is my...
Ah! It's here!
Nagano!
While filming, what if the old man was wearing his own clothes?
And what if that old man was in Nagano?
Up until now, Nagano has been perfectly dressed up in their own clothes.
So this time...
Since it's spring...
We'll be holding "Nagano Spring Collection 2020"!
First up...
A popular YouTuber for couple videos!
Yun!
Wow! He's popular!
Checking the target's clothes before filming...
And 20 minutes later...
On their way to the filming location of the fake show...
Here you go!
Thank you!
With the shift received from their manager...
They rush to the top models who are waiting for their turn!
Now!
Nagano Spring Collection is opening!
We have a special guest this time!
It's this person! Please come in!
Over there!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
If you eat pasta...
Come bless care!
If you drink beer...
Come bless care!
Curry Bibimba Tantanmyeon!
The smell remains unexpectedly,
so if you bite it, it spreads in your mouth and reaches your stomach and refreshes you!
Come bless care!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
The smell of a shoebox is a mixture of shoe smell and preservatives.
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During the break...
What if the old man was wearing his own clothes?
And what if...
What if that old man was Nagao?
We have a special guest this time!
This person! Please come in!
Over there!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Over there!
She's super excited!
Nice to meet you!
Wow!
Nice to meet you!
Yun-chan!
Yes!
It's your first time, right?
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Unfortunately, due to the weather...
I think it was like this when we were filming!
I remember now!
Wait!
I'm sorry!
I'm not here for fun!
I'm sorry!
YouTubers are a bit excited!
We're on TV!
We're on TV and talking!
It's not good to be excited on TV!
Wait!
How long have you been filming?
I think it's been over 20 years!
An old man is wearing his own clothes and talking!
It's like hell!
No, it's not!
It's my clothes!
It's the clothes I wore today!
That's right!
These clothes are yours!
No!
These clothes are easy to move in!
I hate you!
Thank you!
I just took it off!
It was warm!
It smelled good!
It smelled really good!
I know you!
I'm happy you started pranking me!
Are you happy?
Are you really happy?
Music, start!
Stop it!
If you make me sweat...
Yes, like this!
I'm sweating!
Next is a popular model of Tokkin, Merle Coteau, Nekomi Merle!
We'd like to invite a guest!
Here he is!
Hello!
It's you!
Nice to meet you!
You look terrible!
Thank you!
Thank you for inviting me today!
You look terrible!
Thank you for inviting me!
Tokyo is longer than my hometown!
It's longer than my hometown!
You're laughing a lot!
Wait a minute!
Senpai, shut up when you're talking!
You know, it's really fun!
This is mine!
It's mine! This and this!
Why?
This is yours!
MUSIC CUT!
What? What? What?
I can't move!
I'm sorry!
This is my limit!
It's harder than I thought!
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It's a prank campaign!
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What?
Are you pranking me?
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Next up is a celebrity model,
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I'm Nagano-don!
Wait a minute!
That's weird!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
How do you like it?
Why do you ask me that?
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It's my favorite shirt!
Thank you very much!
Why do you fight me?
It's my first time!
Isn't it weird?
It's my personal clothes!
I don't know if it's my armpit or my chest!
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She even lent me socks!
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Nice to meet you too!
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This is Oski, isn't it?
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It's a good song, isn't it?
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Out of focus!
What if an old man was wearing his own clothes?
And what if that girl or that old man were Nagano?
We have invited a guest!
It's this person! Please come in!
Nama!
Eh?
Nice to meet you!
Nama!
She looks like a girl!
Eh?
Nice to meet you!
No, no, no, no, no!
Nice to meet you!
It's your first time, isn't it, Momoka-chan?
Nice to meet you!
By the way, how long has it been since you came to Nagano?
It's been longer than Tokyo, so it's been over 20 years!
That's right!
But when you came to Tokyo, you were looking forward to it, weren't you?
That's right!
I was excited!
Wait a minute!
I'm talking right now!
Wait, wait, wait!
This is mine, isn't it?
Look at this!
What is it?
Wait! Are you wearing it naked?
What?
Are you wearing it naked?
Whose point is it?
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
It's my own clothes!
Yes, it's yours.
I can't see it!
It's moving!
It's a new one!
Go, go!
When you said "yes", it went out of the house.
It stinks!
You're in a bad mood, aren't you?
Asahi Nao, the idol without NG, is wearing this clothes.
We have invited a guest.
It's him! Please come in!
Hello!
I'm Nagano!
Come on!
Nice to meet you!
There are so many of you!
Nice to meet you!
I'm so happy!
Hello! I'm Nagano! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Wow!
Today, we're going to do something you might have imagined.
This is...
Dirty little girl
Perfect little girl
This is one of the most expensive clothes I own.
Hey! Don't touch me!
Wait! Wait!
Hey! Wait!
Look!
You'll get caught!
You won't?
You'll get caught!
What is it?
Why?
Your face...
Isn't it too close?
Your face is too close.
Is my shoulder narrow?
Your shoulder is narrow and your face is big.
Your face is too close.
Next up is...
Dirty little girl
And that is...
Prank Grand Prix
Who would have thought it was twins?
Prank Grand Prix
The hidden restaurant located under an old building
The hidden restaurant located under an old building is...
Today's second place, Sakura Inoue
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
The fake staff leaves first
The fake staff leaves first and leaves casually
And ahead of them...
The creepy twins, No. 1
Now, let's meet them!
That's hilarious! Look at her reaction!
She's too excited!
She's on top of an anime-like stomach!
Run! Run!
This is the last one!
I'm scared!
My legs are shaking! My knees!
It's not like it's cold or anything, it's just...
You're scared?
No, I'm not! I'm really scared!
The next target is...
This is the scariest!
It looks like it, but it's scary!
Bad mice all the time!
Wait a minute!
It's 10 meters!
The second runner in the qualifier was surprised by the speed of the elementary school students.
I was surprised!
My back was a little off.
The next target is...
It's warm.
In a place like this, it's scarier than twins.
I'm the only one who likes to come out of the geno world.
What is this?
Run away!
I'm going to slip!
Run away!
What is this?
Oh, no!
What's going on?
It's a prank Grand Prix.
What is it?
Thank you!
I came up with a nice shot in seconds!
In a fake golf program, when the target tries to hit the tee shot...
The ball explodes!
There is a golf course in Chiba Prefecture.
I'll call you!
There, she was asked about a loose golf show with an idol and came here.
Who is it?
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you! Can I talk to you in Japanese?
Yes!
Golf...
I'm pretty good at it.
Wow!
What is your highest score?
Sixty-nine!
Wow!
As expected of an all-round player in sports.
It seems that golf is also quite good at it.
But that has nothing to do with the prank!
Say it again, Takeru!
What?
It exploded!
What is this?
A prank Grand Prix?
This show is getting popular!
It's a good thing!
It's not an applause!
It's not a prank!
It's a rocket!
You say everything!
What's next?
Good morning!
Without any doubt,
at this evening with a golf rocket,
the Knights are here!
I love golf!
Is that so?
It's fun!
I wanted you to know that,
so I came here today!
What's the highest score?
It's 111th place for now!
Let's go!
You're quick to give points.
I'm surprised.
What is it?
What do you think it is?
It's a bad joke, isn't it?
I came up with it.
Men's toilet panic in a second.
For the sake of the health program.
The target comes to the toilet.
Suddenly, an old man who was standing next to me looks at me.
If you're a man, just imagine it.
It's a bad prank that makes you want to die.
The first target is...
Only this program is paying attention to it.
New prank star, Wada Manjun.
Only this program is paying attention to it.
Then...
Thank you very much.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
He ate it.
It's a prank show.
I'm sorry.
I thought I was going to be pranked.
But the amount of food was too much.
And it's hot.
It's only on this show that I get pranked.
Isn't it sold out?
Not at all.
Next is...
It's a extreme comedy.
It's more popular than "Badamanjuu".
"Suehirogarizu Mishima".
Here we go!
I'm sorry.
What did you think at first?
When I turned around, I didn't know anything.
Suddenly water came flying at me.
I didn't know what I was going to do.
I thought I was going to pee.
You talk like a modern man.
No, no, no.
I don't measure my physical strength anymore!
Next up is...
Zabungle Kapi, who's been a cybric for a while now.
Ah, Mao.
Right?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ouch! Ouch!
How rude!
Open your mouth, Demon King! Open your mouth!
Hey! Hey!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What a big Demon King!
This is too much!
Hey! Old man!
Say something!
I'm sorry for making you eat so much!
Hey! Hey!
This is too much!
I was fooled! I was fooled!
I was fooled!
I'm sorry!
Dad...
Dad, you're in trouble...
Next up is...
The prank I came up with is...
Teacher playing the piano in seconds
The target of the piano beginners who are taking lessons is...
The teacher, who was kind until a while ago, suddenly changes his mind!
That kind of prank!
By the way, the lid of the piano is soft, so you will never get hurt!
The piano will get better in just an hour!
The one who came to a lie-like lie show is...
Hello! I'm a piano beginner!
Let's start the piano lesson with the high school piano teacher!
The start of the lesson is in a very peaceful atmosphere!
No! No! No! No! No! No!
Count with me. I'm going to count.
Slow, slow, slow.
No, you were too slow.
One of us was too... One of... I was either too fast...
Or you were too slow. Do you think I was too fast?
Okay!
Were you with my count? Do you think you were with my count?
My one... When I say one... One! One!
One! In a terrible mood!
But I have to do it.
It's not good, it's terrible, but keep going!
By the way, this teacher is so angry, but he can't play the piano at all.
Well, it's about time...
Don't stop, keep going, don't stop, keep going, Minayo!
Minayo!
Minayo, no!
No!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
I'm sorry, Minayo!
At the moment she focused on her hand, an unexpected blow!
This can't be surprising!
I was surprised!
I thought I couldn't make lunch anymore!
My name is Mihika Sugiyama!
I'm a female college student at Keiand Station!
I'm a Yabapico neighbor!
What is "warechi"?
"Warechi" means "one person" in Japanese.
Do you usually do that?
Yes, I do "two and joe" of "un and ten".
Due to her strange way of speaking, she doesn't feel nervous at all, but the lesson starts!
Musuga peanuts!
Peanuts?
One more time!
Anyway, as usual, the teacher makes her a demon!
But...
I'm sorry!
Gomechamaru! Gomechamaru!
Musuga peanuts! Musuga peanuts!
Gomechamaru! Gomechamaru!
Do it again!
Yes, "maje and many"!
"Warechi" of "two and joe"...
She can't breathe at all, so the demon teacher goes all out!
"Warechi"!
Wow!
"Merry and Sorry"!
She sealed it!
"Dokkiri and Grand Prix"!
"Dokkiri"... "Dokkiri"... "Dokkiri and Grand Prix"!?
But it was really scary!
Excuse me, we will now move on to the next "dokkiri"!
I want to give up editing!
The director...
I won't give up editing!
My sister...
She's not like that!
An emotional "dokkiri" that makes you forget about friendship!
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It started with parents' worries like this.
What is this?
I've been listening to martial arts and martial arts all the time.
Yes.
And in the meantime...
Of course, listen to me. Kyoko is popular, isn't she?
Popular!
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes, Kyoko Hamaguchi is exceptionally popular.
Surprise for her to wake up to love!
A fake love story is being filmed!
An elementary school student is confessing her love in front of Hamaguchi sensei!
But!
An elementary school girl is stuck in love confession!
At that moment, Hamaguchi sensei is...
Enjoy moving your hand.
I'll make you smile a lot!
He saved many love pinches.
But, tonight...
In love triangle...
Please show me!
Love surprise complete version while traveling to Singapore!
The second day of the fake school trip, they go to Tateyama Castle, a famous castle in Chiba.
They go sightseeing in the castle and do a lot of fake shooting.
Mr. Komacchan.
Can I take a picture of you?
Sure.
You are Suzu, right?
Yes.
They set up a wolf in the class where there is always one person in the class.
It's called "Suzu-nei".
When the fake shooting camera stops, the love surprise starts.
Can we talk for a moment?
Sure.
I like someone.
Hakase
What is "Hakase"?
I'm Suzuki Uteya.
My hobby is to find out why kids these days like games.
She's smart and serious.
She's a nice girl.
The third love surprise is...
A yankee girl confesses her love to a first-class professor from above her castle!
But...
The yankee girl is in a pinch!
The professor doesn't understand Suzune's feelings.
What kind of advice will Ms. Hamaguchi give to Suzune, who is worried about a different world?
Oh, it's "Hakase"!
What?
"Hakase", what are you doing?
I'm measuring the height of the castle.
Ms. Hamaguchi, please hide.
I'm going to hide now.
Already?
Sit down and listen to me.
"Hakase", is there anything you want me to ask you?
"Hakase", do you...
like me?
Then, "Hakase" said...
You're kidding me again!
"Hakase", you're "Hakase".
Didn't you make fun of me and make fun of me?
That's right. While on a fake school trip, the two of them...
That's amazing!
The fireflies are shining because of the work of Luciferin and Koso.
What's the use of doing that?
It's useless.
Hamaguchi-sensei realized the difference between the two of them.
Falling in love...
What does that mean?
Hamaguchi-sensei gave good advice.
Um...
Ask him, "Professor, what is it?"
What is it?
Professor, what is it?
What is it?
Hamaguchi-sensei!
Please help me!
What is it?
What should I do?
What does that mean?
What did Hamaguchi-sensei say?
Tell him how you feel.
Go out with me!
Go out with me.
Like a sparrow.
Believe in yourself.
I want you to go out with me!
Well said.
And...
I have a problem that I can't solve.
Please let me solve that problem with you!
Is it okay?
I'm tearing up.
I'm about to cry.
Thank you, professor!
I really thought you were a teacher.
The surprise is not over!
The next stage is the underground tunnel where you can learn the history of Chiba and Tateyama.
Here...
Once again, a female student confesses her love to a male teacher.
But the student is in a pinch!
The female student is dumped in front of the teacher.
At that time, what kind of advice will Hamaguchi- sensei give her?
The one who will set up is the class's "madonna", commonly known as "hime".
Hime will set up Hamaguchi-sensei right away.
Sensei, I'm scared, so can you hold my hand?
It's okay, it's okay.
The whole class will set up.
In order to leave Hime and Hamaguchi-sensei alone, they will go through the tunnel.
Then...
The love surprise starts!
Actually, I'm thinking of confessing my love to you today.
Is that so?
My partner is the president of the representative committee.
Oh, the president.
The president's seat was just behind me.
She was right behind me, but she was a girl who listened to me properly.
She's kind.
Hime...
Everyone calls me "hime", but only the president...
Won't you call me "hime" from now on?
Hmm...
Ah, then...
When I confess my love...
I want you to call me "hime" from now on...
I wonder if I should tell you...
Maybe...
Hamaguchi-sensei, who has become quite used to love advice...
Then...
Ah...
Everyone may have returned...
Sensei! Sensei!
I'll wait for the president at the exit...
Sensei, please hide over there and wait for me...
Where should I be?
Here, here...
Here?!
Okay...
Please wait for me...
And as planned, the president...
You're always hiding!
What's wrong?
President...
Why now?!
I...
I like you, president!
Hmm...
Call me...
Call me "hime" from now on!
Okay!
Hamaguchi-sensei, who has become quite used to love advice...
However...
But you're...
The class's boy...
Everyone's "hime", aren't you?!
I...
I don't want to be everyone's "hime"!
I want to...
Be your "hime"!
And...
"hime" is called...
At that moment...
What does Hamaguchi-sensei do?!
Sorry!
I'm the president!
More than friends with you!
Less than lovers!
- Wow! - She's gone!
Now what do we do?
Mr. Hamaguchi!
Mr. Hamaguchi gives good advice.
She's here!
What does love and beauty have to do with each other?
Less than friends...
Mr. Hamaguchi?
Less than what?
Less than friends...
Mr. Hamaguchi is in panic!
And...
I like Mr. Hamaguchi Kyoko!
Forbidden love triangle!
All kinds of love!
And...
I'm not dead!
A touching prank about friendship!
This is an uninhabited island.
Beautiful morning sun.
A little scary night.
On this uninhabited island...
With a little anxiety and a lot of excitement...
A new life begins!
Nintendo Switch.
Gather! Animal Forest.
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals!
Medicine for shoulders! Just a little more!
I can't reach it!
That's why! Anmelt's Neo! Long!
A long neck can reach up to the back and get wet!
Ah! Blood is circulating!
Jinjin! Here it comes!
Anmelt's Neo! Long!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals!
This kind of toilet dirt and a ragged ring!
She works before she goes to work.
She raises her before she goes to bed.
Just by putting it in quickly, the fluffy foam is washed and cleaned!
Toilet cleaning for busy people.
A ragged ring!
Nishikorkei.
INZELLIE.
GOLDEN PINEASE.
Naomi Osaka.
INZELLIE.
GOLDEN CURIASE.
Weight charge.
INZELLIE.
Special version.
It's out!
It's Jumbo's Jumbo!
Vanilla Monaca Jumbo is...
Since it doesn't have chocolate in it...
Vanilla is too good!
Monaca is savory!
Jumbo!
Vanilla Monaca Jumbo!
This is right!
This is long!
I think we need to be careful about the things kids touch, like smells and gold.
FABRIZ's Alcohol Components Plus makes it easy to save and consume, which is helpful.
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Thank you for the meal.
From that moment, gold eats oil and dirt and increases more and more.
So, double the gold, double the gold.
Gold and oil and dirt are doubled and refreshed.
It's been 20 years since it was held.
How does Ms. Hamaguchi cheer up the girls who have been dumped?
Well, a little over here.
Flowers bloom in spring and wither in winter and fall, but it becomes spring again.
Do you understand? Spring will come for you, too.
Spring will come for Ms. Kyoko, too.
And what about Ms. Hamaguchi?
Well, let's sing.
One, two...
Put your hands like this.
Can you drink all of it?
If you smile, you'll be a smiling princess.
Wasn't there such a trick in the morning?
Yes, there was.
How is it?
Thank you very much. I feel better now.
Yes, Ms. Hamaguchi.
She has been playing pranks up until now.
No, no, no.
Oh, it's like "inane bar".
Inane bar?
What?
Ms. Kyoko sings a song every time she plays a prank.
Flowers came down from the mountains.
These two are playing pranks.
And the love surprise for Ms. Hamaguchi goes to the climax.
The camera of "Nisei Junior High School Trip" stops and the last surprise starts.
Shunshun.
Oh, Hime.
What's up?
As I thought...
I can't give up being a principal.
What should I say?
If you feel like it, this is your second confession.
I'd like to say "excuse me" and "thank you for your time".
If you're interested in me, please call me.
I see.
First of all, I'd like to say thank you for coming.
I'd like to say "thank you" to you.
Then...
Ms. Shirai is calling you.
Ms. Katyu is calling you.
Thank you.
Ms. Hamaguchi is calling you.
Hey, principal.
Have you finished your meal?
Hey, principal.
Have you finished your meal?
And...
The last love surprise is...
Hime confesses to the principal one more time.
But...
Ms. Hamaguchi is in a pinch!
Ms. Hamaguchi likes...
Ms. Hamaguchi!
Yes!
These are class photos.
But if you look at the principal...
He's always like that!
Even here!
He's always like that!
The principal is always in a pinch with Ms. Hamaguchi!
Ms. Hamaguchi is caught up in a shocking love triangle! What will she do?!
The schedule of the second school trip is finally heading to the climax!
Ms. Hamaguchi, the principal told me to go see capybara, so will you come with me?
Let's go!
Now, the love triangle begins!
The principal is also on standby!
Please crouch and stand there.
Here? Isn't it close?
Ms. Hamaguchi is the only one who doesn't know, so she won't be caught!
It's close!
Okay!
She's hiding!
Principal!
Yes, what is it?
I will never give up on you!
Wow, she's cheering for you.
What does that mean?
Ms. Hamaguchi gets some advice!
Ms. Hamaguchi, what did you say?
She moved her shoes!
Here it comes!
No way!
This is...
I love capybara!
This must be a one-time-only strategy that has overcome many difficulties!
Move your mouth!
This is...
She's scared of capybara!
I still love it!
I don't need construction.
Capybara
I don't need construction.
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This is the tent!
I'm sorry for the sudden visit!
If it's a tent, just plug it in and you can use it right away!
That's awesome!
Since the tent is a life partner, you can use it for the first time!
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Light you up!
This is the tent!
I'm sorry for the sudden visit!
If it's a tent, just plug it in and you can use it right away!
That's awesome!
Since the tent is a life partner, you can use it for the first time!
Even if you ignore it, ignore it, ignore it, ignore it...
It will come out and...
It's a weed!
In that case...
It won't bite you!
The weeds will disappear!
Just by taking a shower...
It will bite you and you won't grow!
These weeds will wither in a week...
And you won't grow! You won't grow!
You won't grow for six months!
The next one is also a life partner!
It won't bite you!
The weeds will disappear!
The name is awesome and so is the name of it!
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If you are my buyer...
Take care of my body better than me...
Don't put it outside of the house...
Don't buy as much as you can't buy...
Don't forget me, my dependable owner...
In the future, you'll be alone...
Win correctly and be together forever.
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First, we'll get advice from Hamaguchi-sensei.
Hamaguchi-sensei, what did you do? What did you talk about?
Hamaguchi-sensei, you're crazy.
Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes!
Could it be...
Your Highness's report...
This is...
I love you so much!
This must be a one-way strategy that has overcome many difficulties.
Move your mouth.
This is...
She's scared of him.
I still love you.
If...
If you're...
If you're looking this way...
Will you get along with me?
This time, Hamaguchi-sensei is reliable.
But...
I'm sorry!
[Hamaguchi-sensei]
Finally, Hamaguchi-sensei is involved in a love triangle!
Here it comes!
The one I like is...
Hamaguchi-sensei!
First degree!
What do you mean by "first degree"?
It's Hamaguchi-kyoko-sensei!
Hamaguchi-sensei, who has fallen in love with you, is...
One, two, three, four, five...
Can you lie!?
...six, seven, eight...
That's lovely!
You're making me lie!
Ah... I was just warming up.
That's why you said it once in a while!
First degree!
The one I like is Hamaguchi-sensei!
Please do it.
Hamaguchi-sensei, what do you do?
(HEARTBEAT)
That's right.
(HEARTBEAT)
I'm so happy!
Ms. Hamaguchi, who received the chairman's confession...
Um...
Well...
You know...
I'm so happy!
But...
Ms. Kyoko...
Um...
I love you all!
I love you, too!
I love you all!
So...
I...
I want to get along with you all.
(HEARTBEAT)
Right?!
(HEARTBEAT)
It's hard to be in love, isn't it?
Well, I was surprised.
You said you like me.
Well, but...
I'm sure Hime, everyone, and us...
...will meet someone destined for each other.
She's kind.
With Hamaguchi-san's straightforward feeling...
I love you!
These two days of school trip were all a prank.
She'll tell you with a commemorative photo.
Here we go.
Cheese!
Okay, perfect.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Dr. Hamaguchi!
How do you feel, Dr. Hamaguchi?
Confirmation here!
Mr. Hamaguchi, do you want to fall in love?
I want to fall in love!
I'm glad you laughed.
I want to fall in love!
She laughed.
Let's say "Kyaira" ten times in a row!
Eh? Why? What's the result?
Ready, set…
Kyaira! Kyaira! Kyaira!
Kids may not know it, but…
Kyaira! Kyaira! Kyaira! Kyaira! Kyaira!
Ten times in a row is wrong!
Kyaira! Kyaira! Kyaira! Kyaira! Kyaira!
20! They're really doing it!
Next up is...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
It's me, Kanichi!
That's right!
Exit has come up with...
"Crying Prank"!
I think there's a feeling of gratitude for being paired up.
It's like you're embarrassed and can't say it out loud.
In other words, this prank shows the target a set- up VTR.
That VTR is a video of the partner and staff meeting.
However...
It's all a fake set up by the partner!
The staff makes fun of the target!
That's right!
I'm a piece of shit, so I don't need a piece of shit character!
Then, the partner says this line!
No, he's not like that!
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, what's with you?
What do you know about Manabu?
If you cover for me with your passionate sincerity that you don't usually say...
Oh, oh, oh...
Manabu...
It's a prank with a lot of friendship that will make you cry with excitement!
So!
We'll put our feelings that we don't usually say into the prank and tell you!
He's not like that!
This time, the target will be this person!
Oh, oh, Asagaya sisters!
Born in 13th year, Asagaya sisters!
Even though she's a little thinner, Ms. Eriko...
For those of you who don't know her, let me explain...
The two of them are actually not sisters...
What?!
They were friends who were in the same theater!
I'm sorry, I'm glad you explained it!
They've been together for over four centuries!
This time, Miho-san will tell Eriko-san her feelings that she can't usually say in a prank!
Then...
No, I don't like it!
It's amazing!
It's like a family!
Miho-san!
Then...
Eriko-san...
There's something I'd like you to see.
I think you saw Miho-san's gold work the other day.
Based on the manager's cooperation, we'll show you the set-up VTR we shot in advance!
Prank Start!
A set-up called "Honestly, Max!"
I'd like Eriko-san to tell Miho-san her "honestly" story in the studio.
Eriko-san's "honestly, max!"
Is there anything like that?
There are a lot of things I've forgotten and I've fallen asleep a lot.
I see...
There's a small tool I use for jokes like a face panel, and I lost it and left it at the studio.
No, it's not a bad thing, really, I'm sorry!
Miho-san talks with the VTR!
It's not a bad thing, really, I'm sorry!
But somehow, Miho-san covered it with luck or human nature, and the atmosphere became peaceful and it helped me a lot!
No way! It's my first time hearing it!
Finally!
Here it comes!
I'm sorry, staff, but...
...the target lady is in pain.
You've been trying to be an actress lately, right?
Yes, sometimes.
You look like you're trying to sell your comedy soul.
Do you have any plans of becoming an actress in the future?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Do you have any plans of breaking up?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The houses you used to live in are now separated, right?
Is it because of fights or bad relationships?
No, it's not like that.
We used to live on the same property.
But now we live next door because it's too cramped.
Now we live next door because it's too cramped.
Is it true?
Isn't this "fukkage max"?
It's true.
Are you kidding me?
I'm getting angry!
And...
...the staff can't stop talking about it!
Finally...
...they're going to say it!
Will they?
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It's hot! This is delicious!
The main character's beer is cold.
Luck is on my side.
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The giraffe is the smallest.
Ah, I'm happy!
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I've always wished that your path would be happy.
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The never-ending complaints from the staff!
Finally!
The final line!
Will it be?!
Well, up until now, you've been trying to do everything with a pin or...
Well, you're actually on good terms with her or...
Well, with that attitude of yours...
You've been trying to deceive her more and more...
Ah, just a minute! Just a minute, please! Really!
What's wrong?
She's not like that!
No...
I don't think you've ever deceived an entertainer or anything like that!
Eh, just a minute! What?!
And...
Oh...
I'm where I am now...
It's really...
It's all thanks to you...
No, it's not like that at all!
How do you feel about it?
At first...
She was the one who told me to do it.
No, I don't like it!
It was also the first opportunity for me to appear on TV.
Yukisa Uri and Yasuda Sachiko.
She was the one who told me to do it.
Even when my back hurts and I can't do any physical work,
she doesn't complain and does all the physical work for me.
So I don't think she deceived me or anything like that.
She told you to do it!
Oh, come on!
They first met 26 years ago.
Then, 13 years later,
she made a mistake with her sisters and started her life as an Asagaya sister.
She made her debut in her late 30s.
She gradually increased her work and finally,
she became the number one female entertainer in Japan with "The W".
She's really funny and kind.
She's like my real sister or like my family.
That's what I think now.
No way!
Shut up!
Don't make me cry!
Miyo-san, it's not like you lost it or anything!
But I don't know if you can tell your sister about it...
She's dead! She's not dead!
She's dead!
I'm losing my voice.
Shut up!
It's okay, Miyo-san.
Shut up!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I cried too much!
Now, Miyo-san will tell Miyo-san that it was a prank!
It's too late for you to realize it!
Yes, Miyo-san! Yes, Miyo-san!
Sister!
What?
Ta-da!
It's a prank wrap!
It's crumpled.
What's a prank?!
What?!
You're not gonna do it?! You're not gonna do it?!
No, no, it's not that kind of prank.
What I'm saying is the truth!
What?!
It's not that kind of prank.
That guy?!
Yes.
Who?!
What?!
When she got angry, she was like this.
Was there such a rude person like me?
Was her face like mine?
Is what I'm saying true?
What was the loudest thing you heard?
What was the loudest thing I heard?
It's loud.
You're not like that.
That's what I heard.
You're not like that.
That's what you heard.
Oh, that's what I heard?
Thank goodness.
Thank goodness it's not that kind of prank.
Can we have the video later?
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see. I'll cut it out, probably.
From now on, the real estate consulting environment station will be broadcasting.
When elementary school students are in a pinch of love,
Ms. Kyoko Hamaguchi reveals her advice at once!
If you forget to confess...
What do you mean?
Um...
Then...
Meow.
No way!
From the day I started talking to you...
From today...
No way!
Captain!
Captain! I like you!
I like you all!
No, no, that's weird.
That's what I want to say!
I like you!
If the confession doesn't get through...
What do you mean, "I like you"?
What should I say?
Ms. Hamaguchi, that's good advice.
Um...
Ask him, "Professor, what is it?"
What is it?
Professor, what is it?
What is it?
Ms. Hamaguchi, that's good advice!
What is it?
What should I do?
What should you say?
How can you cheer up a student who's been dumped in front of you?
I'm sorry!
I can't be more of a boyfriend than a friend with you!
That's why I can't be your boyfriend!
She's gone!
What should we do?
Ms. Hamaguchi!
What should we do?
What should we do...
about being less than a friend's boyfriend?
Less than a friend...
Um...
Less than a friend...
Ms. Hamaguchi?
Less than a friend...
Um...
Less than what?
Less than a friend...
Ms. Hamaguchi is in a panic state!
Sensei!
Let's sing!
As expected...
One, two...
A mountain of treasure has fallen down.
Wa-ha-ha...
Put your hands like this.
Wa-ha-ha...
If you smile, I'll hide my smile.
Wa-ha-ha...
Next is...
Nice reaction from spring collection of Nagano!
Ah! Here it is!
During the break...
If the old man was wearing his own clothes...
And if that old man was Nagano...
Nagano was wearing many models and celebrities' clothes perfectly.
The target is Fujii Sachi, a celebrity model!
Luxurious and fashionable clothes!
Young ladies will never get angry!
We have invited a guest!
Here he is! Please come in!
What can I do for you?
Wait a minute!
This is weird!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
How is it? We just landed!
We just landed! Why are you wearing that?
Thank you! It hurts!
Isn't it weird? It's my personal clothes!
It's either your armpit or your chest that's sweating!
This is the worst! Really!
I really hate it!
Can you enjoy it with your family?
If you're watching this on TV and you're watching it with your family...
Dad! This is your chance!
Sneakily wear Top Step's clothes and watch it on TV!
Mom, what time is it tomorrow?
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