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I'm in trouble!
You're in trouble!
This is the first time I've been advertised like this.
A fight prank between two actresses!
A new development!
What are you doing?!
An unidentified double actress...
It's not my fault!
It's not your fault!
At that moment, the unreliable man...
Johnny's.
What will you do?!
I'll poison you!
No, this is suzuri!
It's really, really suzuri!
Set fire to suzuri and eat suzuri?!
Prank Grand Prix Summer Tour!
Spring Prank Grand Prix Famous Words Award!
This year...
From a total of 496 pranks...
We'll deliver many famous sayings in one go!
Everyone's Twitter vote will determine the Grand Prix!
But first...
A real Spider-Man has jumped out of the TV!
On the morning of a fake show...
While watching a movie's PR video...
A Spider-Man, who loves movies...
Wow!
I heard you love Spider-Man.
I love him, but...
I think he's a pervert.
That Spider-Man...
Now, from the shower's ceiling...
On a fake health show...
While being forced to take a shower...
Wow!
It's real!
Spider-Man, you don't realize it, do you?
Right? It's real.
Is it funny?
Wow! What is it? It's scary!
What is it, Spider-Man?
It's because the movie will be canceled this summer.
No, it's not that.
Couldn't you give us a better announcement?
And for Kuro-chan...
It's amazing!
But after this, we will witness something we've been waiting for.
What is it?
It's scary!
What a surprise! Spider-slim!
He left without noticing it at all!
Spider-man must be depressed!
Bitter memories of the next day.
On the night road, he suddenly ran into Mook and said a word.
Even though he was a little suspicious of being walked alone on the night road, he went to Mook.
The train looks good!
It's a good effect.
I'm going out again!
It's a mook!
The mook at night is more scary than a cockroach.
Our sexy zone, Kikuchi style.
A sudden reaction after being given a two-choice quiz.
Mondstadt.
The longest railroad in the world.
I did it.
I'm fighting now.
As a sexy zone.
As a mook.
Go, mook!
While washing the mud in the shower, a zombie comes out of the house.
I can't stand it.
I don't know why permission for filming was removed in the first place, but you rarely see Johnny's serious shower scene, so please enjoy it for a while.
It's cool. Your body is cool.
I can see it.
Well, it's about time.
From the ceiling to the red zombie tower...
What are you doing?
What's more, while he was showering, he was putting liquid on Fuma's pants.
It's so cool.
My face is so red.
Is it a prank?
Yes, it is.
Really?
I'm sorry.
It hurts so much.
Can you wipe it?
Turn around and wipe it.
Can you really wipe it?
I'm sorry.
I can't say it.
I can't forgive you.
What's more, while he was showering...
I'm jealous of you. I can't lose to you.
You're jealous of me, aren't you?
The last pitfall of the season and Rei's first pitfall.
April 30, 2019.
The season is about to end.
Rei will win in the meantime.
Let's go to the main event.
At the end of the season, Rei will fall into a pitfall.
That's strange in the first place.
I was surprised.
That's strange in the first place.
I was surprised.
That's strange in the first place.
I was surprised.
Will it be like this?
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Are you surprised?
I'm shaking.
Please win.
It's a surprise Grand Prix.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I think she's the last person to fall into a pitfall.
I'm happy.
Give me a smile.
Are you kidding me?
Then, Ray will be the first man to fall into a pitfall.
While Asei is buying time, the art team is recovering from the pitfall.
And they put on the camouflage that makes you think it's a pitfall.
Thank you.
Finally, Ray will be the first man to fall into a pitfall.
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.
I want to go home as soon as possible.
I believed in you.
Then...
Wow!
Great!
It's the worst!
Who did it?!
This is dangerous!
What are you doing?!
My stomach hurts!
What's going on? What's going on?
Then, Ray will be the first man to fall into a pitfall.
Great!
The second man is too fast!
And...
Eat it!
Is it a stone or chocolate?!
If you make a mistake, you have to chew a real stone!
In the countless vaults of the United States Treasury Department, Japan's key players will challenge!
It's open!
Potemkin?
From vaults to incredible treasures! Tonight at 9 o'clock!
My body is heavy and I'm slow to advance!
Who is heavy?
Reduce fatigue and increase zetyl!
Go around! Energy cycle!
I like it!
ADINAMIN A!
My sister is addicted to Mercari!
It's a good deal now!
Do you want me to add it to the TV and buy a table? Do you want me to buy clothes?
There is a cameraman!
Whose?
Let's aim together!
This broadcast is provided by the sponsor you are watching.
Frontier University Rakuo Research Association Representative!
I'll show you the maintenance of your safety!
99 and 98! Good impression!
Bowling match with strangers! All over Japan! Connect, get excited! That's ROUND ONE LIVE!
SYSTEM UP!
You are suspected of dementia!
I'm still in my 30s! It's not happening!
Then you may also have a hidden dementia plaque.
No way!
That's right!
Three people in their 30s have dementia!
Before that happens...
SYSTEM UP!
Penetrate the gap in your breath and get rid of the hidden plaque.
Feels so good!
From your 30s to a day earlier...
SYSTEM UP!
Penetrate the gap in your breath and get rid of the hidden plaque.
PRANK! VOTE FOR HARUTO MEGHAN GABARD!
PRANK GRAND PRIX SCREAMING STAR WATARI 119!
WATARI is the scariest guy in the world!
I'm telling you, Sadako is out of luck.
I'm sorry, Sadako is out of luck.
Sadako is out of luck.
I'm telling you, Sadako is out of luck.
When the ring Sadako of Kyoen N.G. really appeared...
While sleeping in a hotel...
The real Sadako...
And...
At that moment...
I think this is scary.
This is really scary.
It's the opposite of Sadako.
I don't like that!
I get it now!
No! No!
I can't move!
No!
I can't move!
What?!
Please!
No! No!
Please!
I can't do it!
You're right.
I can't do it!
She was trembling.
She turned white.
She's big!
She was holding Sadako.
But...
Sadako's belly...
She pooped.
Are you kidding me?!
Are you okay with this situation?
I'm sorry.
How did you get in there?
By the TV.
No!
One of the things that the four sisters won't talk about is...
The announcer asked for a picture of Sadako.
Sadako got excited.
She got in there.
It's close!
From here!
No!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What is this position?
What?
Wait a minute! Are you serious?
I can't get involved in a game play!
And they went to Takeyama, where they are recording in Namoya.
It's their third death.
Damn it! Damn it!
Why are you here?
Why are you in Nagoya?
Are you Odaiba?
If you say anything else, it's over.
And...
I want to see it again.
But the atmosphere...
I can't do it.
I can't lift it up.
I can't lift it up!
By the way, how old are you?
I'm six and one fifth.
Six and one fifth? You're pretty old.
Let's connect it well.
And...
They went to...
Hawaii!
That's right.
They went to Hawaii, where Takeyama is on New Year's holiday.
Takeyama?
We're your fans!
Takeyama?
Why?!
Why are you going to Hawaii?!
I'm on vacation now!
Vacation?
Almost a middle-aged man!
Look at this!
Look at this sea!
He's big.
Look at this sea!
Look at this type!
The first underwater battle in the world of sisters.
Look at the sea!
Happy New Year!
Nice to meet you!
Don't rush me!
An idol she loves and suddenly they're alone in their hometown.
It was fun.
Ken helped me.
He ran all the way here.
Over there!
Huh?
Where did you go?
I've been looking for you everywhere.
What should we do, Ken-chan?
What? Who is she?
No, this girl has nothing to do with it.
Ken-chan, can we run away because we're bothering you?
No, you can't run away.
For her favorite idol, she decided to fight with an adult. She is a third year middle school student.
Why don't you follow me?
As an idol, you want to sing and give courage to your fans and make them happy.
No one will look at you like that.
What are you talking about?
People who dream are stupid and stupid.
Adults who trample on their favorite idol.
Kengo, a third year middle school student.
Does your little child mean anything to you?
Give it back! Give it back! Don't speak!
The student council president's famous quote that makes the speaker's speech more interesting.
A dictator.
Let's go with a dictator.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Kitakura opposed the serious student council president and thought of a dictator's speech.
Let's actively learn the same culture and different cultures.
And...
That's it for fun.
That's great!
Next, why I wanted to be a student council president.
First of all...
First of all, I wanted to have a fulfilling school life.
Second of all, I wanted to build a meaningful school.
And third of all...
I wanted to control all the girls in the school.
A word when Darth Vader's mask doesn't come off.
He puts on Darth Vader's mask and belt in a fake show.
He ties up his shoulders so that it doesn't come off.
And he casually takes off Hasegawa's clothes.
And he leaves Hasegawa with the rest of the costumes.
What's going to happen?
I want to take it off.
I want to take what I want.
I want to drink water.
How do you drink it?
I hope you do.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Yes.
Is it the same?
Well...
I'm sorry.
I'm Chansen.
Yes.
Well...
I'm Chansen of "My best video" show.
I'm sorry.
You look like Song Haseul in "Star Wars".
Yes.
Are you talking about me?
Well...
What?
Well...
What should I do?
The staff of another show will come to the next meeting.
It's so embarrassing.
And...
During the meeting...
At the train platform...
Yes.
Is it a baby car?
Yes.
That is...
You changed your voice!
It's so embarrassing.
Even so, she tries to continue...
Will nothing come in?
It's so funny!
Hitomi Sato and Anna Tsuchiya are involved in a quarrel.
She is really a woman who likes to drink.
She is very strong.
But I don't say she is a woman at this level. She is at an X-over level.
What?
Don't talk to me like that.
You are like that. You are like that now, too.
I am listening to you because you are older than me.
I am listening to your complaints.
I am not listening to you.
I am listening to you.
Where is your attitude that I am not listening to you?
That's your attitude, you idiot.
You two are scary.
It's an outrage.
He activated his anger.
It's an outrage.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Tonight's Fuji TV program is...
At nine o'clock, "Help! Japan" will challenge...
Wait, there is something.
A terrible treasure...
Is it a game where you make friends with men?
At 11:10 p.m., "Help! Japan" will challenge...
At 11:40 p.m., "Dad Fell in Love Again" will challenge...
It's eight days until you say goodbye.
Monday will challenge "Absolute Raid" and "Preliminary Crime Intrusion Investigation"
He predicts the future.
He is the president eight years later.
What? Really?
Do you want me to tell you about your fate?
No, no, no. I don't want to.
I want to find it myself.
Spring's encounter is waiting for you right there.
"Teritama" This year, "tonkatsu teritama" as well.
Is it stable or adventurous to make adults happy?
Adults in spring are more likely to get lost.
Eh, it's decided.
Yes, I think it will never be decided.
Stable apple pie, adventurous strawberry pie.
S.M.B.C.
Are you going to tell your lover about the situation?
No, I'm not.
You don't like each other's restraints, do you?
It's important, isn't it?
You're an adult.
Mr. Card, you can talk, too.
I want you to be at ease even if you're free.
If you have anything, I'll report it to you.
I think you'll feel more at ease that way.
You're right.
Mr. Card, do you have a nickname?
My friends call me "Apple".
Manage all cashless with an app.
Mitsui Sumitomo Card.
It's unfair.
Ariel of selection science.
What children use every day is...
gold decoration and smell are worrisome.
Ariel is a mineral prescription.
Manage all cashless with an app.
Mine is...
Ariel of selection science.
What children use every day is...
gold decoration and smell are worrisome.
Ariel is a mineral prescription.
Ariel of selection science.
Prank! Vote for Meghan Gabbard this spring!
Sato Hitomi and Tsuchiya Anda are involved in a fight.
You're older than me, so I'm listening to you.
I'm listening to your complaints.
It's not an attitude that people are listening to.
It's an attitude that people are listening to, isn't it?
What's an attitude that people aren't listening to?
It's that attitude, you idiots!
What are you two doing here?
It's outrage.
That's outrageous.
It's impossible!
You bastards!
Wait, wait, wait!
You bastards!
Wait, wait, wait!
You idiots!
Wait, wait, wait!
Stop it, you two!
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, you two!
Stop it!
No, no, no!
Do your best!
- Look at her face! - Look at her face!
- We didn't know anything. - We didn't know anything.
- How was my acting?
- Your acting was great!
Satou Hitomi and Shaku Yumiko are involved in a fight.
- This is really bad. - This is bad.
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- And...
- It's a masterpiece! - A masterpiece!
- I don't like it anymore...
- I think it's fine for an actress to be angry at home alone.
- Well, I'm not very good at variety shows...
- If you think about it, it's probably Yumiko Shak.
- I'm Anna Tsuchiya. - Yes.
- I'm that American female prison guard. - Yes, you were cool.
- And the new work!
- If it's a sister's fight...
- If it's a brother's fight, wouldn't it be interesting?
- Sato has appointed a sister.
- After all, private and work are probably always the same, right?
- I think it will be more lively.
- She is a national actress.
- That sister is...
- I blew it.
- Actress who played Shuen Asadora.
- Kana Mikura.
- Her acting history is 24 years.
- Will they be able to make it this time?
Have you two ever had a fight?
No, we haven't.
We don't even throw each other.
We haven't.
They usually seem like good friends,
so I was wondering if it would be interesting for them to have a big fight behind the scenes.
Sato thinks that they get along well during the show,
but they fight a lot and end up in a big fight.
At that moment, what does the unreliable man do?
The first unreliable target is...
He's nice, Nakamaru-kun.
Katoon's Nakamaru Yuichi.
Actually, it's him.
Johnny is so scared of the unreliable man.
What will happen if an actress has a big fight in front of them?
This time, as a part of "Wake up Saturday", "Takamiyana" and "News no Koyama",
Just before the performance, staff members of "Wake up Saturday" and "News no Koyama" are chatting with "Takamiyana".
Have you ever been noticed by "Takamiyana" and "News no Koyama" before?
No, it's my first time.
- Really? - Yes.
I heard that you two are fighting in the dressing room.
So I spent some time with you.
Why?
I thought you two might be good friends.
I don't know about this.
I heard that you and "Takamiyana" are separated in the dressing room.
Oh, really?
- I heard that you two are separated in the dressing room. - Really?
- I heard that you two are separated in the dressing room. - Are you two fighting?
"Takamiyana" just realized that "Takamiyana" and "News no Koyama" are not good friends.
I'm sorry for being late.
"Takamiyana" is about to make a move.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
I know it's too late, but can you do my hair?
I was going to tie your hair up, but you tied it down.
- I don't like it. - You look cute.
- I don't like it. - It's too late for you to do my hair.
You don't have to do it.
You're wearing the same clothes and even your hair is the same.
You don't have to do it today.
- Excuse me. - It's okay.
Excuse me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm really angry.
And the fake project starts recording.
"LEZARD ENTERTAINMENT TRIPLE MATCH" has begun.
- Of course we're twins. - We've been together for 34 years.
- We've been together for almost 35 years. - Of course we're confident.
- Of course? - Now?
This time, so that Nakamaru doesn't get suspicious, the two of them will participate as announcers for a real show that airs at 9 pm.
- Please give us your answers! - One, two...
The fake show that airs on "Wake up Saturday" goes on smoothly...
- That's scary! - Are you saying that on purpose?
Now, they're preparing for the next show.
So, they stop the camera.
They take Koyama outside and...
And now...
The two actresses who don't get along at all will start fighting!
Sigh...
I knew everyone would drink water.
She drinks a lot of water.
First of all, she sets up her manners.
Are you wearing those clothes on purpose today?
Huh?
- Your hair... - I didn't do it on purpose.
- Did you come here to fight? - Well, I'm still wearing those clothes.
- Huh? Why? Did you set them up? - No, I'm going to set them up today.
- Huh? Is that so? - No, it's not like that.
- You look great. - I know, right?
- You look great. - No, I'm 34 years old.
I don't need to set up my clothes.
- Huh? - Huh? - Huh? - What do you mean "huh"?
Sigh...
Well, I guess you're right.
Anyway, she drinks a lot of water.
What is she thinking about?
And Mana, who brings up the past.
It's funny.
We're twins, so Mana said we should have a joint wedding ceremony when we get married.
- I see. - Right? - In the past... - Right.
So I've been waiting for Mana to have a joint wedding ceremony, but I haven't been able to get married yet.
I got married recently, but I've been trying to get married to him.
- No, you've been trying to get married to him. - No, you've been trying to get married to him.
But you've been saying you betrayed him because you got married recently and got married recently.
Well...
You were like "Isn't that too much?"
But now you sound like a kid.
Yeah, but...
Since I was little, we always participated in "I want to do it" tests and interviewed each other.
Huh?
Huh?! Huh?!
Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!
What are you saying?
[Laughter]
[Sigh]
Furthermore!
The cause of the fight is NAKAMARU!
You know, you used to try and make me gain weight by making me eat a lot of rice.
Rice?
That's right.
No, you're a little too thin now, so I thought you'd gain a little more weight.
No, it's fine if you're just a little thin.
Mana-chan, try being chubby.
Chubby?
Which do you prefer? A little thin and...
Both are fine!
Mana-chan, you're too fast!
No...
Both are fine, right?
But...
If you had to choose one...
I like both!
[Laughter]
That's not good.
What is?
Huh?
No, NAKAMARU, you can't run away like this.
You have no choice but to go. You have no choice but to show this man.
You have no choice but to show this man.
You can't choose.
Being told you can't choose hurts me the most as twins.
[Laughter]
Which one are you going to choose?
Since we're twins, we have similar faces, right?
Being told "No, you two have similar faces, so you can't choose" makes me angry the most.
Isn't that what you mean?
That makes me angry the most, for sure.
Isn't that what you mean?
It's a lie, but we've become friends.
I feel like "Oh, you got it wrong. What is it?"
Let me give you an example.
If you're asked "Which do you prefer, a cute person or a cute person?"
If you're asked "Isn't B cute?"
Huh?
[Laughter]
And the shocking relationship between the two actresses is revealed!
I've been talking with my husband lately.
What?
Huh? Huh?
I've been going out to drink a lot lately.
Huh? Why are you going out to drink?
I'm scared of looking back.
I've been busy with work lately.
I can't do anything about the house.
I can't even take care of my children.
I've been talking to him like that.
Well, well, well, well.
What are you talking about?
It's weird.
Your mouth is real.
Your nose is sticking out.
You know...
I'm glad you're not mad at me, Mana-chan.
No, no, of course not.
I knew it.
I know you two always say that.
And!
What are you doing?!
What do you mean?! I'm not mad!
I'm not mad!
Huh? Where are you going?
Ms. Nakata!
Yes, yes!
What do you think of the ultra-small electric cars?
Wow!
Here in Hida Takayama,
the introduction of the area's convenient traffic infrastructure has begun.
See?
But...
Idemichi Showa Shell is a gasoline company, right?
Why a small electric car?
Change the environment.
First, let's change ourselves.
That's what I thought.
Let's do it!
Thank you for the food!
It's delicious!
Then let's do this!
Let's go!
To the future of mobility!
But first...
Takayama Ramen.
Idemichi Showa Shell.
Sony has created a variety of entertainment with its creators.
And now, all of those technologies have come together.
The creator's feelings for you.
Xperia. Anywhere.
Tenth anniversary campaign in progress.
Surprised.
It seems that kimugi changes its taste a little every season.
It seems that you are very particular about just a little.
Delicious in spring.
Spring's kimugi.
Ouch!
The kimugi creator is particular about just a little.
Anyway, it seems that you are very particular about just a little.
Delicious in spring.
Perfect.
Spring's kimugi.
My dream is incomplete.
I am disqualified as a police officer.
I believe in you.
It's me. I killed her.
World Court Mystery.
Women's reversal judgment.
Japanese locksmith challenges American rich man's dirty safe.
From the safe...
I won't lose.
Unbelievable treasure...
"KLATO" "JAL KEJIN" START!
The fight between two actresses is climaxed!
What?
It's weird.
What's weird?
She's saying it's weird.
What's going on?
What are you saying?
What's weird?
What's going on?
You're wearing less clothes than the audience.
I'm not wearing any clothes.
We're doing this for the program.
I'm wearing the same clothes.
You're wearing the same clothes.
What's going on?
She's apologizing!
You're right on time!
Right on time?
It's not my fault!
She's apologizing!
She's telling me it's weird.
Let me hit her.
foul!
Okay, okay!
It's not true!
Okay, okay.
It's not true!
- What's going on? - That's not possible!
- Don't interrupt us! - For real!
- I'm sorry! - Wait, how about the set?
Then, we will tell you a story!
Huh?
No, no, no.
What?
It's out!
I'm sorry.
What?
We are not good friends.
I'm glad.
Is it all a joke?
It's all a joke.
What?
No, I mean...
Your acting is terrible.
I wanted you to be more manly.
I think you overacted a little.
First of all, you don't have much vocabulary.
You don't have much. I've been saying the same thing.
Let's not be friends and do another prank.
At this rate, we won't be able to go public with this.
I'm sorry.
The next target is...
Koteshinya, an actor who has heard of the drama "Suits" Season 2.
I'm sorry.
He seems unreliable.
What will he do if an actress has a big fight in front of him?
It's not time for jokes yet.
In a tense atmosphere, Mana starts first.
Can I say "eh"?
Say it.
No, you don't have to say it.
You don't have to say it.
Stop it.
I'm a fan of yours.
Actually, I've been saying it for a long time.
I told you not to say it.
I'm very excited about it.
I'm very grateful for that.
You don't have to say it.
You don't have to keep it a secret.
I'm very happy about it.
I didn't want you to say it.
I said it because I thought you might follow me as a sister.
What do you mean "as a sister"?
I don't know what you mean.
What do you mean "as a sister"?
You were born seven minutes earlier.
I was born seven minutes earlier, so I'm the eldest daughter.
What?
That's weird.
You should have been born earlier.
What?
I was born earlier, so you should have been born later.
I didn't want you to say it.
Why are you so angry about it?
What?
Mana is worse. Mana is worse. Which one do you think is worse?
Well, I respect the feeling of not wanting to be known, but I'm happy as the person himself, so I'm grateful for you saying it.
See.
But it's weird to say "see" there.
It's weird to say "see" there.
What? It's weird.
What? Stop it.
What? It's weird.
What? Am I bad?
No matter how you think about it, Mana is worse.
But today...
No matter how you think about it, Mana is worse.
From the beginning, Mana is weird.
It's not weird.
You've been saying "it's weird" since the first game.
No!
You've been saying "it's weird" since the first game.
Put your hands up. Put your hands up.
No, no, I've been doing it.
I don't like it. What is it?
You know I don't like it!
Why are you acting like this?
Stop it.
What do you have against me?
You can kick me right away, right?
No, no, no.
Go ahead and kick me.
No, no, no.
You can't kick me.
You can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you angry.
I'm sorry.
That's nice.
It's refreshing.
Then I'll do it.
No, no, no.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
You two are making me angry.
Stop it. Stop it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
No, no, no. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
And next!
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Damn you, dad!
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Actress quarrel prank! Disappearance of married couple discovery!
I can't believe it.
Your husband said something good.
What did he say?
You know, recently...
You know, you've been nervous.
What?
He said it.
Said what?
That you don't like being hit by children.
Your husband said it.
I'm always in touch with you.
I can't help it. I've been busy lately.
You know, we went out for a drink.
What?
What did you two go out for a drink for?
He said you should have married me.
It's a joke, isn't it?
You should have married me.
That's a good joke. She's a referee.
I think it's fun to go out and play.
I say it because I think it's good, but...
I think you're out there more than anyone else.
I don't know if it's true or not, but if you have something to say...
Why don't you say it to me?
Then...
Can I say it to Kote-san that your husband is out of order?
It's a little difficult.
It's difficult.
Kote-san, can you say it to us?
I'm a warrior, but...
It's a nice casting.
You're lucky, Hoku-chan.
But it's hard for the staff.
Why are you crying like that?
Do you want me to look like I'm bad?
What is it?
Am I bad?
No, it's not a bad thing.
It's not a bad thing.
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
It's weird, isn't it?
Why am I trying to fill it in?
I'm not bad.
It's bad.
I want to work.
You're the one who's lonely, aren't you?
You have a bad manner.
It's not bad.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's flying.
Thank you for your hard work.
Goodbye.
It's really bad.
It's not good.
It's the worst.
And...
It's out.
It's fast.
It's a desert monster.
It's out.
It's this pattern.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
I just said it.
I've learned how important it is to apologize.
Thank you.
Next, "Prank Grand Prix".
"Haru's famous saying award".
President APA has threatened many targets with fear.
Please wait for a moment.
I was surprised.
Actors, please say something about "WATABE ATSUROGUE".
Thank you for your hard work.
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Thank you for your hard work.
Actually, it's the first time to be pranked.
Let's see what happens to "King of Dandy".
It's cool.
Mr. Watabe.
Even with a sudden blackout, his brain reacts.
Even with zero vision, nothing happens.
What will happen to "King of Dandy"?
Dad?
Dad!
It's you.
I'm a big fan of you.
Dad!
It's you.
I'm a big fan of you.
You were surprised, weren't you?
It's like a prank.
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I'm not good at dark places.
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I'm shy.
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I knew it.
The president is cute.
Thank you.
What's wrong?
If a violin worth 600 million yen is about to be stolen in front of you...
Calbee Anna, who played the violin for her best friend Chisako Takashima...
A thief is about to take out 600 million yen.
Stop it.
She has 600 million yen in her pocket.
I'm in trouble. Hold it and wait for me.
I feel sorry for you. You look like a dog.
You're beautiful.
I'm not a dog.
A celebrity dog can't wait for special meat.
It's a project to see if you can stand cheap meat.
It's a strange project.
I don't think I can stand it.
You're arrogant and arrogant.
Alice, you have the same name as Mrs. Koizumi.
It's Alice.
A celebrity dog can't wait for special meat.
Wait for me until I come back.
Alice.
Wait for me.
I don't wait for you.
Alice doesn't wait for you.
What?
I'm going to put this in your mouth.
She didn't lose to the temptation of super delicious meat.
She participated in "Can you run to the goal?" race.
She is a second-year elementary school student.
She is YUAN.
Are you ready?
Go!
She started now.
She is at a good pace.
Can she break the record?
She didn't reach the goal.
She turned around.
Goal!
She didn't reach the goal.
Ready? Go!
She got a sausage.
Ready? Go!
Go!
Ready?
She got a spare rib.
I told you.
Don't ask me.
Goal!
My underwear is back!
Can Osaru-san wait for the first high-class strawberry she sees?
That strawberry is about 7cm in diameter and large in size.
It smells like a sweet farm.
The highest-grade strawberry in Tokushima Prefecture, 650 yen for one.
Two-year-old Akira-kun, can you wait for it?
Can she wait for three minutes without her husband?
It's closed!
Tsubete! Tsukushi!
Wait! Not yet!
Don't eat it yet!
Tsubete! Not yet!
Not yet!
Wait!
What's in your mouth?
I ate it!
And now, Osaru-san has a new surprise!
This super delicious and high-class strawberry!
Can she jump and get it?
The strawberry gets higher and higher every time she clears it!
How high will she be able to get it?
A passionate battle to demonstrate Kyoi's physical ability!
And now, a smart battle beyond our imagination!
It's so cute!
Now, it begins! High-class strawberry high jump!
First, starting from 1.70 meters!
This is twice the average height of a Japanese monkey!
For a monkey, it's 1.70 meters!
For a human, it's twice the height of an apartment!
This is high!
Will she be able to reach it?
It's definitely impossible!
Nikko Monkey Corps!
First, Tsukushi-senshi, who showed a dark anniversary of high-class strawberry!
High-class strawberry high jump!
Now, Tsukushi-senshi pitches in the field where high- class strawberry is hanging!
Oh, he found a high-class strawberry already!
It's a second time for a big strawberry that you've never seen before!
Are you ready?
He made it!
He dropped a wonderful strawberry!
Tsukushi-senshi attacks the strawberry from its short female layer and makes a wonderful 1.70m clear!
As expected, high-class strawberry doesn't have eyes!
He showed his evil determination!
Oh, his mouth is full of strawberry!
His back is satisfied and leaves the field!
Amore-senshi, with his small body and agile style,
Oh, he's fast!
Amore-senshi noticed a high-class strawberry!
His eyes are also agile!
I'm watching you!
But can he make it with his small body?
Can he make it?
1.70m!
He made it!
He made it with both hands!
It's only 14 seconds after entering the room!
It's a high-class strawberry!
He made a wonderful vertical jump under a strawberry and caught it with both hands!
Moreover, he opens his mouth while jumping and eats the strawberry in the air!
It's a skill that only high-class Amore-senshi can do!
It's a double-speed eating!
Oh, he's fast!
Can he make it with his small body?
He caught it and ran away at the same time!
He's a true sprinter!
And...
George is excited about strawberries!
There it is!
He jumps over strawberries while shouting!
He's amazing!
And even the oldest, Junior, has cleared it!
And last but not least...
A clever sprinter who has been able to wait for 3 minutes for a fresh strawberry!
He's amazing!
Now, he's a pretty agile sprinter, but...
He just confirmed a strawberry!
He's moving slowly!
Oh, he didn't go for the strawberry!
He's looking at the strawberry, but...
What's going on?
Now, what's going on?
There's no sign of him moving at all!
At 1.70 meters above Riki...
There's a high-class strawberry for 650 yen!
Oh, he turned around!
And he moved!
He didn't jump for the strawberry!
His favorite strawberry is right in front of him, but he doesn't move!
I want you to feel like you haven't been told anything yet.
Oh my, Riki!
Is he waiting for his master, Yoshi?
If that's the case, you're doing great!
Now, let's have his master say something to Yoshi!
That's right!
Nice!
Now, his master has given him a "go"!
And he gets a strawberry right away!
He was waiting for it!
He's amazing!
He's great!
As soon as his master says "go", he jumps right away!
And he carefully grabs the high-class strawberry with both hands!
This is going to be delicious!
It was worth the patience!
Now, it's two meters high, 30 centimeters higher at once!
For monkeys, two meters is,
according to humans,
equivalent to a strawberry hanging on a pedestrian bridge!
No, it's high!
First of all, five-year-old George who is excited all of a sudden!
Will it be cleared?
Not yet! Not yet!
He's pretty excited!
George!
Oh, he did it!
But it doesn't reach!
Is the two-meter-high wall hot?
It doesn't reach at all!
He flies again and again without giving up!
But it doesn't reach!
Can he do it?
No, it doesn't reach!
Oh, did George give up?
Unfortunately, he can't clear the two-meter-high wall!
It's a regrettable defeat!
Now, it's Amore's turn!
Earlier in the game, he showed off his air skills, but how about now?
Now, he's fast!
He's already grabbed the strawberry!
And...
Ouch!
He dropped the high-class strawberry again with quick movements!
But...
There's one more strawberry left!
He'll clear both of them!
No, it doesn't reach!
Has he used up all of his energy?
He can't jump like earlier!
He hasn't given up yet!
Oh, it doesn't reach!
Has he finally given up?! It doesn't move!
It's a regrettable defeat for newbie Amore who couldn't move!
Now, will a player who can clear it appear?!
If you ask me to wait, I'll wait forever!
I have high expectations for all-corners player Riki!
Good!
Now, a ball has come out!
And a wonderful jump!
But he's missing one!
Even if he jumps vigorously, he misses one!
It's not a double-catch!
He eats the first strawberry he picks up!
And now, he's aiming for the last one!
It's shaking like a pendulum!
This is difficult!
Will he wait until it falls?!
It's a turn!
The strawberry is shaking!
With the right timing, it's a big jump!
A wonderful one-hand catch!
With his wonderful jumping ability,
he breaks through the difficult 2-meter wall!
It's cool!
With this momentum,
the youngest player Julia and a player who has a strong obsession with strawberries, Tsukushi,
also clear the 2-meter wall!
They go up another 10 centimeters and their height is 2.10 meters!
However, this is the boundary line of the wall!
Now, it's the oldest player, Julia!
Oh, from the corner of the room,
he takes a long run!
Can he do it?!
Go in a diagonal line!
Go!
Julia!
Go!
Jump! Jump!
Go!
Oh, it doesn't reach!
And a clever player, Riki.
Oh, it doesn't reach!
Nice jump!
2 meters and 10 centimeters.
Two people fail to stand up!
You have to bring it in.
And the last one is this player!
Only Tsukushi-kun?
Yes!
Tsukushi-kun, who showed his evil dedication to high- class strawberries!
Wow!
And...
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The winner is Osamu Dono!
A beautiful warrior who showed his evil obsession with high-class strawberries!
Now, he can't wait any longer!
He's aiming for it!
Watch out!
There it is!
Is it still tough? Two meters and ten centimeters!
Now, will he go for it?
Will he go for it?
He went for it!
But it barely reaches!
From a low posture, he used his whole body to fly, but it barely reaches!
That distance is about five millimeters!
Now, to the beautiful warrior who doesn't give up on his obsession with strawberries!
He's heading for the wall!
Oh, is he trying to climb up using the wall?
As expected of his obsession with strawberries!
He's heading for the wall again!
What will he do?
Will he climb up?
Oh!
He's chewing on the wall!
He wants to eat the strawberry!
He's frustrated!
He can't give up!
He's eating the wall!
What will he do?
The beautiful warrior is also frustrated!
Oh my! Two meters and ten centimeters!
Everyone failed!
But...
I want to see Osaru-san's unknown potential!
Now, strawberry high jump, pipe chair added!
Let's say this is an experiment in a way!
If you can use it while noticing the chair, the possibility of getting a strawberry increases!
Now, veteran junior player pitches in!
Can he use the chair at his age?!
There's something there! There's something there!
The strawberry looks like it's been confirmed!
How about the chair?!
It jumped! As expected, it won't reach!
It won't reach with only its own body!
Now, veteran junior player is spinning around!
Is he thinking of something?!
To the court chair! How about it?!
There it is!
He got it!
Veteran junior player succeeded in using the chair!
Now, military veteran veteran player Amore!
Can he use the chair?!
Can he use it?!
Now, he's flying it!
He quickly catches it with one hand!
Now, veteran junior player Riki, how about it?!
He noticed the chair!
What will he do?!
Now, he's going!
He's sitting! Will he go?!
He took it off! He took it off!
He took off his clothes! Riki is full of energy!
He's full of energy!
Now, will he go?!
He threw his clothes!
He's showing off!
He's throwing more!
He keeps saying "I'll do it!"
I want you to show us a great catch!
Now, go!
He's thinking!
What happened?!
Will he cut it off?!
Riki is very relaxed!
Did he want to relax?!
It doesn't move!
The winner candidate Riki doesn't move at all!
It's a disqualification!
It didn't fly!
And lastly, the strawberry-loving Tsukushi!
Will he be able to use the chair?
He got close to the chair and got on it!
Will it fly from here?!
It's going!
It fell down!
What happened, Tsukushi?!
Does he not know how to use the chair?!
It climbed up the wall!
It kicked the wall and jumped onto the wire!
It's a wonderful triangle jump!
Wow!
I'm going to eat it all!
How is it going to eat it from above?!
Using an unexpected route, humans head towards the strawberry!
And...
This is fun!
This is what I was aiming for!
He got the strawberry!
And next...
They add a rope to the strawberry high jump!
The strawberry is 10cm higher and is 2m20cm!
If they use this rope well, they might be able to get it!
Now, it's Amore's turn!
Oh, he saw the rope and the strawberry!
Will he be able to do it?!
It bloomed!
He climbs up the rope!
Now, and...
He gets it from upside down!
Amazing!
Amore is pure and innocent!
He cleared it in seconds!
This is so cool!
Now, this is Junior.
He's hanging down.
He got it!
The rope's reaction!
Using this, he's easily succeeded!
He's old, but he looks relaxed!
Everyone's so smart!
Now, last up is Tsukushi, who has the strongest obsession with strawberries.
Earlier, he cleared it with an unexpected triangle jump.
Will he be able to use the rope well?
Where is he going?
He climbed up the wall again!
Now, Tsukushi doesn't care about any conditions!
Since he knows the absolute route to success,
unfortunately, he'll be disqualified!
The next event is...
He'll add a ball to his strawberry high jump!
Will he be able to use it well and get a strawberry?
Now, the unstable ball will go up again and again!
If it goes right under the strawberry,
it should be able to reach it with a light jump!
Oh, he's heading in the right direction!
He's too absorbed in the ball!
Ball from Junior's strawberry!
Unfortunately, he'll be disqualified!
Wait a minute!
Now, will Amore be able to add a ball right under the strawberry and get it with a jump?
Now, he's added it!
It went in!
But it didn't reach!
It looks like it's impossible without the ball under the strawberry!
Did Amore give up?
His eyes look a little lonely!
Wait a minute!
The ball has fallen and is under the strawberry!
This is a miracle!
Amore, now is your chance to get the strawberry!
Can you do it?
Go, go, go!
A big jump from an unstable ball!
The ground is 2 meters and 30 centimeters!
What a great high-class strawberry!
Oh, this is a coincidence.
And...
You found it, didn't you, Amore?
Amore's record update continues!
The next event is...
Adding a bamboo horse to strawberry high jump!
It's a frame...
- It's a frame and it's too funny. - Why are you doing this?
Amore's record is 2 meters and 40 centimeters!
The first place is right in front of him!
Will it be a new record?
It doesn't matter!
You can do it! You can do it!
Will it be a start?
Will it be an end?
Oh, no!
Oh, it collapsed!
What's going on?
Let's watch it one more time!
Here, Amore has changed his posture!
And he attacks!
Hmm...
Unfortunately, it didn't work!
Amore has no regrets!
His record hasn't been updated!
- It's not a high jump anymore... - It's not a high jump anymore!
The monkey's physical ability and brain have been surprised!
Thank you for your hard work, everyone of the Japanese Monkey Corps!
Next up is...
Prank Grand Prix!
Haruno Meigen Award!
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- I'm a Kamen Rider rider!
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- Yesterday, a strange suitcase suddenly moved!
- A suspicious suitcase in a hotel room...
- What?
- Why is my face red?
- What is it?
- What?!
- It attacked me!
- I was playing baseball!
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- It attacked you, didn't it?
- Suddenly, your lover is arrested for attacking you!
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- ...gyaba chocolate?
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Choice science is possible.
What children use every day is...
Gold decoration and smell are worrisome.
If possible, high gold prescription!
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One day, a strange suitcase suddenly moved.
In a hotel room where she stays, there is a suspicious suitcase.
What? What the hell is that?
What is it?
Attacked!
Very scary!
Scary!
I'm sorry!
Shit!
Don't move!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
One word when your crotch is cold.
While filming a fake battle, a cold liquid is applied to your pants.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Here we go.
How is it?
It was a good bath, wasn't it?
It was a good bath, but...
Well, it's really...
You're trying to escape from the hot spring, aren't you?
Well, it's old-fashioned, but...
What are you doing?
It's uncomfortable.
Well, it's an Olympic game, isn't it?
It's an Olympic game, isn't it?
It's 2020.
But 50 years ago...
It's a memory of 1960.
I got that kind of impression.
Actually, I don't like hot springs.
I wanted to go into the hot spring, but...
There was a guy like me next to you.
What's wrong with you?
There was a guy like me next to you.
But you didn't go into the hot spring.
What's wrong with you?
It's cold, it's cold, and it hurts sometimes.
What's wrong with you?
It's cold, it's cold, and it hurts sometimes.
He pulled out his nose hair with Brazilian wax.
What's wrong with you?
In a fake health program, he said he would have a nose exam.
What's wrong with you?
Isn't it hot?
It's not hot.
Isn't it painful?
Yes, it's not.
That's all for today's examination.
Are you going to do it again?
What's this?
This is a prank Grand Prix.
What should I do with this?
I don't like this.
I definitely don't want to do this.
I really don't want to do this.
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
It suits you.
It suits you very well.
What were you aiming for?
I'm an actress.
This scarred my career.
My career.
You're lying.
What should I do?
You can't do that.
No! No! No!
3, 2, 1...
Ouch!
You're good at it.
Ouch!
Este's shooting.
That's what she said.
Oh, no!
It's over.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Did you notice it?
That smell.
By the way...
Can I say something?
What?
Johnny's new member, Snowman Mukai.
What did the members say when they were sacrificed?
One night, they visited a village.
What did they see?
Hey!
Oh, members!
Snowman's members were sacrificed in the village.
And...
Will you be sacrificed?
Will they be sacrificed?
What will you do?
What did Mukai choose?
Orenarenarenarenare...
rauen Fahrenheit!
And!
Cute!
What is this?
By the way, except for Mukai, all the other members are Girisfy.
That's too much!
What do you say when you suddenly see a big baby?
A big baby rushes from behind.
Will you stop it for me?
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
But in Kyoko's case, she might think it's a real baby.
It's a big baby.
Believe me, mom.
The baby is crying.
Believe me! Believe me!
Bang!
It's like "inai inai bar".
Inai inai bar...
It's like "inai inai bar".
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Hamaguchi can't stop saying that.
Huh?
The next seat, Renki, has a problem.
Are you OK?
She's here.
I'm OK.
Then, Hamaguchi...
Mom! Tell me!
You're too loud, Kyoko-chan!
You're too loud!
And then, all of a sudden, an elementary school student...
Hey, hey, say "nazo nazo"!
"Nazo nazo"?
Yes!
Me?
Yes!
Hamaguchi-san's "nazo nazo" is...
Who can say the loudest "nazo nazo" in here?!
"Nazo nazo" is "nazo"!
Luxury excursion and surprise!
There are four real chocolates in here!
Do you know what they are?!
I don't know!
You know, when you go home late at night and the floor is all slippery and you're like, "Ugh!"
Why don't you clean it up?
No, no, it's weekdays in the middle of the night!
You can't use a vacuum cleaner!
Oh! That's why...
♪ Isn't it nice and quick? ♪
Is this okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go!
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Cleaning brush, towel brush, all at once!
Quick wiper, wet!
Oh, it's so clean!
Quick wipers are nice!
I told you, it's nice!
Hi-Chew Premium's "mochi mochi" is...
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That's my personal opinion.
"mochi mochi"?
Hi-Chew, go ahead!
It's new!
And with that...
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I'm so excited!
Hi-Chew Premium is also...
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Rocky is searching! Rocky is searching!
Hey!
You're charming and cool!
You too...
I'm embarrassed...
New G.U.S.U.V.
Rocky and Rubia, first...
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77!
Hey! Are you down there?!
Stop it!
We've been together for such a long time!
It wasn't a championship or anything like that.
It was like this.
Stop it!
A splash of water from behind!
That's what he said.
While pretending to be at the seaside...
It's coming!
A splash of water from behind!
It's coming!
Stop it!
Furthermore, a splash of water from a collapsed bottle!
Stop it!
Do you remember anything?
A prank championship?
We saw it last time, too.
It's a soup glass!
It's sudden, but at first glance, it looks like just a rock.
In fact...
It's made of delicious chocolate!
Yes!
Is it a rock-like chocolate?
Or is it just a rock?
Let's check it out!
Surprise Quiz!
Manga No. 1
If you make a mistake, you'll bite a real rock!
I absolutely don't want you to make a mistake!
One word for Yoh Oizumi who challenged that battle.
I don't want you to make a mistake!
I don't know it's so easy.
It's easy to make.
As soon as I sat down, I made a bold mistake.
Is Suzuri really chocolate?
Or is it just Suzuri?
Please eat it!
You can do it!
Will Yoh Oizumi be able to make a mistake?
How is it?
It's Suzuri!
And this time, it's new!
Hirose Suzuri!
She is going to win!
It's Suzuri!
And Suzuri will challenge again!
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But why school uniform?
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It's not a fight, is it?
I lost!
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It's a mess!
Mika, why?
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Too much match!
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It's delicious!
Yakisoba mochichi!
Ramen too!
Then, MC will come in from over there, so thank you for your cooperation!
Yes, then we will start the show!
Good evening!
Five seconds before!
Four!
Three!
Two!
Charlie, thank you for coming!
Thank you for coming!
We were too early to get ready!
We were about to sleep halfway through!
Thank you!
We have prepared something sweet for you!
Chocolate!
I'm sorry!
I told you to prepare all the chocolates!
Which one is it?
Last time, it was a real Suzuri.
Last time is last time, right?
Seven stones with no weirdness.
But, among them, there are four chocolates!
If you make a mistake, the actor will bite the real stone!
This time, it looks like this fossil!
The tip is sharp and pointed!
And last time, it was a real Suzuri.
Is it chocolate or stone this time?
Now, do you know which one is chocolate?
Seven chocolates!
Four chocolates!
Two chocolates!
Movie "Once in a lifetime actor surprise"!
If you die now, leave me alone!
Is it chocolate or stone?
If you bite a stone, it's a little weird.
Quiz "Is it chocolate or stone?"
I tried biting it once.
Who will go first?
What will you do, Sumi-san?
Well, you know...
A pink person...
No! A pink person with pink eyes...
The top batter is Suzuri Hirose!
Suzuri was Suzuri before.
Last time, Yuzuriho ate Suzuri for me.
Memoniman has nothing.
There is nothing like this.
That's for sure.
Memoniman is also a little natural.
What do you think about it?
If it's a real stone, it's dangerous.
It's like a stone used in ancient wars.
It's not sharp.
This is a little complicated.
It's sharp. It's like a stone.
7, 4, 2...
That's right. It's like that.
I don't think there is a 7, 4.
That's probably a common opinion.
That's right.
Then I'll go with 4.
I understand.
Is this a chocolate or just a stone that Tsutsumi chose?
Could it be...
A new dab is a skin care method for beautiful skin.
It protects your skin's natural moisture.
A beautiful skin.
Actually, it was washed away in the bath.
A new dab is washable.
Moisture.
Chewy.
Dab.
New Axe.
In fact, most men are not visible to women's eyes.
The reason I noticed you is...
the scent.
Fragrant in nature.
Axe Body Series.
The number is...
Two!
Not bad!
A samurai who cuts through the darkness.
I've been waiting for you.
Ayakashi who wears darkness.
I want to rent Ayakashi, even if it's just one.
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In that case...
Sato-san?!
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A story of a certain star in space.
On that star, bombs were dropping on houses, schools and playgrounds.
A 14-year-old girl married in 7 seconds.
Looking back, there were 150 million children working.
That planet is Earth.
Let's change this story.
Save the Children.
AC Japan supports this activity.
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Sleeping habits are easy to mess up for a little thing.
You need a trigger to put it back.
DORIEL improves your sleepiness.
A good wake up is from a good sleep.
March is a chance to save money.
At the supermarket.
At the cleaning shop.
This shop helps you save money.
I should have dyed it earlier.
I don't care where you look at me from.
This gloss, this finish is Uera's mature hair.
Shining mature hair debut.
Uera.
Assemble parts freely.
Challenge Gunpla Battle.
Gundam Breaker Mobile.
No construction.
Wi-Fi at home.
Assemble parts and sell them.
Softbank Air.
Stupid and cute video battle.
My ears are getting bigger.
Next week Tuesday at 7pm.
Gunpla Secret Final Episode Tuesday at 9pm.
"SUITS" Season 2, based on a big hit drama from the United States,
the lawyer I, Kani-e, will play is a rival of the lawyer Oda Yuji-san will play,
but I'm sure I'll do it twice.
Audience, please look forward to it.
If I make a mistake, I'll bite the real stone!
Could it be...
Yes!
Which one?
The stone?
It looks like an amber.
It tastes like chocolate.
It's delicious.
It's delicious and sweet.
But it's chocolate.
This chocolate looks like a fossil.
This is called plastic chocolate.
It is made of chocolate and water candy and has a lot of surface.
The anmonite part is also handcrafted.
And inside is sweet raw chocolate.
The best start with a wonderful first song.
There are only three songs left.
It looks like an amber.
It doesn't look like a fossil.
It looks like it's made by an artisan.
I didn't expect you to enjoy it so much.
I didn't expect you to wait for my make-up.
Next, please choose a challenger.
I didn't even fix my make-up.
Go, go!
Hiroshi, you're late.
Go, go!
It's half and half now.
Half of it is chocolate and half of it is rock.
There are always three rocks.
It looks like chocolate.
No. 2 is definitely chocolate.
No. 2 is attacking.
It doesn't look like chocolate.
No. 2 is good.
No. 2 is sharp.
No. 2 is getting excited.
I don't want you to get hurt, but I think it's No. 2.
I don't think it's No. 2.
Go, go!
It's decided.
I'll go.
I'll go with the sharp one.
Go, go!
This is it!
This is bad.
Kimura chose No. 2.
Is it chocolate or rock?
Chocolate!
Rock!
Be careful.
Please eat the sharp one.
Is it rock?
Rock!
He has it.
I don't think we'll be able to perform together again.
Two wins and two losses.
If they choose two more chocolates, it will be perfect.
It's a little difficult from here.
This is...
Wait a minute, please.
Kiro, we won't move.
I'm too motivated.
You won't give it up?
Third challenge.
Tsutsumi.
It's okay, Su-chan. We know.
Wait a minute.
Are you going to make me eat rocks?
No, I'm not.
I might be number one.
Number one?
No, no, no.
Can I say something I'm curious about?
Number one is a bell.
It looks like it's been sucked in.
And it's not new.
It looks like it's been used.
I'm serious.
I think it's number three.
I see.
Number three is chocolate.
It looks like it's been scratched on purpose.
And the color.
This is chocolate.
Let's have Su-chan decide.
Number three.
Hirose chose number three because it looked like it was scratched on purpose.
Is it chocolate?
Or is it rocks?
Let's see.
It's rocks.
Su-chan chose it.
It's rocks.
When you look closely, it looks like rocks.
But it's actually rocks.
So, which one is it?
Go!
What's up? What's up?
We don't know yet.
If it's chocolate, it's very hard.
It's very hard, isn't it?
It's very popular.
We don't know why it's popular, but please try it.
Try it?
Yes.
Nagetaro?
The winner is Ishii!
There are two chocolates left out of the four.
Do you know which one is chocolate?
7 is 7.
5 is 5.
7 is 7.
5 is 5.
Osana chose 5 confidently.
Is it chocolate or just a stone?
It looks like a stone.
Is it a stone?
It looks like a stone.
What is it?
Go!
Go for it!
Chocolate!
It's chocolate!
It's amazing.
It looks like a stone.
Wow!
Out of the remaining three, only one is chocolate!
Are you going to give up and go to Suzuri?
No, I'm not going there.
Shall we go to Ichikabachika's Ichi?
Let's go to Ichi.
Let's go to Suzuri.
That's right.
Shall we go to Ichi?
Let's go to Ichi.
Shall we?
I'm going to Suzuri.
It's getting messy.
The only chocolate left.
Is it Suzuri?
Is it chocolate?
Or is it Suzuri again?
Like this.
It's Suzuri!
It's amazing!
I'm not going back.
Will she eat Suzuri?
Give me Suzuri!
Chocolate!
Suzuri!
You can do it!
Turtle Suzuri!
Please!
It's Suzuri!
It's really Suzuri!
She bit me the most!
She even bit me when I was eating chocolate!
A national actress eating Suzuri is a precious scene!
However...
After that, she ate the rest of the chocolate and got a 30-second notice!
If you die once, you will regret it for the rest of your life until March 20th!
This movie is about a fight over medicine that will kill you if you get caught.
President of pharmaceutical company, HAKARU, who plays SUMI, actually took the medicine!
However, HAKARU is really delivered and killed by the conspiracy theory of the pharmacist!
HAKARU's daughter, NANASE, is waiting for her father, so it's a heartwarming comedy!
An overwhelming cast of five minutes will appear!
Please enjoy the movie!
That's all!
It's over!
I think only SHIMANA will be able to shoot again.
No, I don't think so!
From now on, DOSAN CONSULTING ENVIRONMENT STATION will broadcast!
Do you have a personal goal for this morning?
From FUMA!
Oh, I see!
I can't forgive you!
I can't forgive you for not telling me that once!
We are FUMA! A zombie comes out of the shower!
You can rarely see Johnny's shower scene, so please enjoy it as many times as you like!
It's so cool!
Yeah, I can see it!
But, it's about time...
From the ceiling...
To the zombie head!
[Screams]
I won't forgive you!
And while he was showering, he was putting liquid on Kuma's pants.
It's so cool.
The back of my head is so itchy.
Is it a prank?
It's a prank.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
It hurts so much.
Can you wipe it for me?
Look back and wipe it for me.
Can you really wipe it for me?
I'm sorry.
I won't go near you.
Wow.
Wow!
I won't forgive you!
Wait, wait, wait!
I won't forgive you!
And while he was showering, he was putting liquid on Kuma's pants.
In addition, a Korean superstar appeared as a prankster.
Good morning.
I'm more excited than I was on the TV stage.
Who is it?
He is...
Jaejoon!
You did it for me!
You scared me!
He turned over the sleeping target without waking him up.
Jaejoon really wants to do it.
Who is it?
He looks relieved.
Who is it?
It's Machaki!
Tell me it's a table cross!
It's...
This one.
Will Jaejoon be able to make Machaki succeed?
Go, Jaejoon!
I'll practice.
And at that moment...
Reality...
I'm really dead.
And...
Today's reality prank!
The duo prank that Exit came up with!
What if, during their interview...
We're all going to go crazy.
What if they make fun of you?
And their partner says...
You're not like that!
What if you cover for them?
I don't like this at all!
Up until now...
Reality...
...this has been...
From Akazu's safe to Otakara...
It's just a few steps away!
Should we sell our car?
If you're going to sell your car...
Big Motor!
Whoa! Over here!
Three-year purchase order number one in Japan!
Where is that?!
This sign is our landmark!
High price purchase order ratio!
After all, rich is number one!
Big Motor!
Do you...
Nissin Seifun Group!
Flower season!
Two types of contacts!
Can I use it just once a day?
Zut!
A bit more?
Six hundred and plus!
To your pain...
I'll aim...
Contact...
BNZ...
And six hundred and plus!
In 1900's Paris Expo...
Ebisubiru won the gold award.
A country of gold that was polished for 130 years...
Cheers!
Delicious, grateful, Ebisu