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Tonight's Gaki no Tsukai is...
Comedians play with original games!
Second half!
Accent on the original game I came up with!
Good!
Is "good" a foreign language?
Let's go! Comedians, please come in!
Hello!
I'm Newton Ito!
Newton Ito?
I'm Aki Ito!
It will sell for sure!
Thank you!
I don't know the word "it will sell for sure"
High tension gag show, Newton Ito public security game tour!
Actually, I've been playing games for 25 years.
You've played quite a lot of games.
I've played quite a lot of games.
I've played too many game segments.
But I've done it all.
I thought it would be nice to decide two simple games.
Decide? Decide?
It would be weird if you said "it will sell for sure", wouldn't it?
I've been doing it for a long time, so I'm used to it.
That's right.
I want you to be more excited.
I see.
So, instead of playing a new game, I want you to combine two existing ones.
That's exactly right.
This is the game I brought with me today.
Hit, cover, face that way, come on!
That's right.
It's very popular.
"Hit, cover, face that way, come on!" and "face that way, come on!"
You know both of them, of course, don't you?
Yes.
I've mixed them up.
First of all, "hit, cover, face that way, come on!" and "face that way, come on!"
Okay.
If you win in rock-paper-scissors, you say "face that way, come on!"
Okay.
If you face the same direction as me, you get one point.
Okay.
I think it's almost the same as the previous rules.
"face that way, come on!" has four directions, doesn't it?
Yes.
You can dodge it with a 75% probability.
Okay.
Then, since you've seen through the opponent's technique, you get a hammer chance on the side you dodged.
And if you hit it before you guard it, you get one point.
And if you guard it...
No count.
With this, you get three points and you win.
If you ask me, I can't figure it out.
That's right.
It should be simple and simple and simple...
You can't figure it out unless you try it.
I don't know.
I've fought against a lot of young people, but I haven't lost a single match.
Really?
I've won all of them.
It would be amazing if someone won today.
So, I'd like you to let me pick five people.
Oh, that's good.
Okay.
Five people will challenge MUTON, who has never lost before!
Who will go first?
Can MUTON decide it for me?
Okay.
Okay, first of all, ENZO.
Me.
I'm really good at hitting, covering and junking.
That's why ENZO defeated me earlier.
ENZO, come on.
Yes, I'm fine.
Hit, cover and look over there.
Look over there and come on!
Hit, cover and look over there.
Look over there and come on!
ENDO?
What's wrong with you, ENDO?
Don't run away with TAKESHI.
I'm hiding it now.
But this is one point now.
It's one point now.
I got a point.
Hit, cover and look over there.
Look over there and come on!
Hit, cover and look over there.
Look over there and come on!
I see.
Hit, cover and look over there.
Look over there and come on!
No, you lost.
Now it's 2 to 0.
Both of you lost.
Hit, cover and look over there and come on!
Look over there and come on!
That was great.
Why did you stay still?
I don't know why.
I thought I was going to lose in slow motion.
I felt it in slow motion.
It's difficult.
I was frozen.
I will explain and you will do it in fighter mode.
Be prepared.
Now it's 2 to 1.
Hit, cover and look over there and come on!
Look over there and come on!
This might be difficult.
Who will you fight next, Muto?
Hosei-san.
If you think you can't do it, you have to defend right away.
That's right.
From defense to attack.
That's right.
That's interesting.
Now it's 2 to 1.
Hit, cover and look over there and come on!
Oh, sorry.
You're lying.
You already did it.
That's not good!
You already did it.
That surprised me.
Hit, cover and look over there and come on!
Look over there and come on!
Look over here.
And you lost.
What is this guy?
Leave it alone!
Don't come from the starting line.
Leave it alone, Pattan!
Hit, cover and look over there and come on!
You're weak!
Hit, cover and look over there and come on!
Cover me!
You can do it
I see
Next, what is Tanaka going to do?
Look over there
He lost
Matsumoto will challenge Muto Ito, who has won 3 years in a row.
Okay, you won't lose, will you?
No, I'll never lose.
If I win, you don't have to do anything else.
That's right.
Let's make up our minds.
It's okay if you lose.
Let's make up our minds.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Hit me, cover me, look over me and punch me!
One, two, punch me!
What are you doing?
That was...
That was a good match.
Look over me and punch me!
Shouldn't you say "look over me and punch me"?
Of course you should say it.
You don't have to say it!
You just didn't say it to your senior.
You said "look over me and punch me".
Can't you say it?
No, you can't.
That's too bad!
Okay, okay, okay, I'll say it properly.
One, two...
Hit me, cover me, look over me and punch me!
Look over me and punch me!
He's hitting you.
"Look over me and punch me"?
"Look over me and punch me"!
Hit me, cover me, look over me and punch me!
Look over me and punch me!
That's a good one.
Look over me and punch me!
Okay, that's it.
You got three points.
Okay, good job.
It's over.
He's been doing rock-paper-scissors and sword- fighting.
No! No!
The last challenger of the music team is...
Tom Bird!
Tom, take care of him!
He looks like a handsome guy.
Yeah, he's handsome.
Ready, go!
Hit me, cover me, look over me and punch me!
Look over me and punch me!
He's a simple guy.
Why did you look over me?
I was trying to make you careless.
Okay, I see.
I thought you were going to hit me.
Ready, go!
Hit me, cover me, look over me and punch me!
Look over me and punch me!
You need more reaction.
Okay!
Hit me, cover me, look over me and punch me!
Good!
Okay, I'm getting nervous!
That's good! That's good!
Hit me, cover me, look over me and punch me!
Did you save it? Did you save it?
I barely saved it!
Hit me, cover me, look over me and punch me!
Hit me!
It went in nicely!
You're strong!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Is there a way to win?
2-1?
It looks like I'm only going to be Mett's assistant.
Oh, someone is going to be Mett's assistant.
Okay, so you're going to be downtown.
I'm going to be downtown.
And you're going to be...
I'm going to be an attack specialist and Mett's assistant.
But what about Mett when I was in Moonton?
Oh, I see.
Mett for Moonton.
Wouldn't it be better to leave it like this?
If Matsumoto-san takes it.
But once Matsumoto-san takes it, it's over.
That's right. That's why I'm in this position.
That's right.
This is a little...
Can you win this?
It's my first time playing against him.
Let's see what happens.
Hit me, cover me, look over me and punch me!
What is this?
Lose! Lose! Lose!
Lose!
Withdraw! Withdraw!
Lose! Lose! Lose!
Next comedian, please!
What a man and woman duo!
I'm Pintanpan with Tanchan and Mutoppan!
Nice to meet you!
Mutoppan as a man!
Thank you!
How many years have you been together?
We've been together for about half a year now.
We've been together for 8 years.
I've been together for 15 years.
So we've been apart for 7 years.
I see.
It's a strange duo, isn't it?
What is the game that Pintanpan has proposed?
Every month, we have a live show where we play an original game.
We've been playing this game to release it.
So we've finally brought it here today.
This is it!
It's called "Let's put the words together".
The rules are simple.
First of all, you have to come up with a word.
You can put it in front of you or behind you.
You have to come up with a two-letter word.
When you're done, you have to come up with a word.
If you come up with the same word, it's a success!
We have to guess what you're going to write.
That's right!
Let's do it if we have a chance!
Let's do it!
Thank you!
Matsumoto-san!
Let's do it!
Are you going to do it with just five people?
I'm going to come up with a word.
So you and Tan-chan will do it.
Six of you.
I don't know what Tan-chan is thinking.
If it's just five of us, we'll figure it out.
Let's put the words together.
The first word is...
This one!
It's "love".
You can put "love" at the back or at the front.
You have to come up with a two-letter word and put it together.
It would be amazing if we could get it right in the first try.
But it looks like "love".
I think it's "love".
Really?
How is it?
Are you ready?
If you're ready, we'll open it at once.
Everyone's answers will be opened at once.
Go ahead!
"Hot love"?
"Love", "dating", "love", "dating", "loving"...
"Loving"...
This is completely ridiculous!
I will never write this!
Why do you come out of nowhere?
It's not like that!
This is ridiculous!
Really?
And you say you can write this?
This is amazing!
Did you think of writing this as a love letter?
This is difficult!
Well, here is the next question!
Sheet!
It's a sheet!
Yes, of course!
But you can write what you think of it, right?
That's right!
This is what I think of it!
No, no, no!
What are you going to do?
I'm sure you will write this, so of course!
No, I can't trust you anymore!
No, this is really okay!
Isn't it okay to be simple?
Let's go to the meeting, right?
Yes!
Let's meet!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Then, let's go one by one, not one at a time!
Yes!
One by one!
Yes, of course!
Then, Hosei!
Yes!
First of all, let's open it!
Go ahead!
Population!
Is it like this?
Isn't it Aonasei Intan?
Population!
This is our reaction, it's different!
It's completely different!
I'm so excited!
How different it is!
What is it, Okajo?
Then, Kogoriko and Okutari!
Yes!
Open it together!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Population!
Wow!
Isn't it human?
No, it's human!
Wonderful!
But it's the same, right?
No, no, no!
It's the same!
It's human, right?
It's human!
Is it that one?
No, it's human, so it's human!
Well, it's this one!
No, it's like that!
Certainly, it's human!
Next, let's look at Tan-chan!
Yes, let's look at Tan-chan!
Yes, Tan-chan, please!
Ta-dah!
Carrot!
It's carrot!
Here, food comes out!
Carrot!
It came out, but...
Well, Matsumoto-san, is it okay?
No, this is...
I'm sad!
It's definitely this one!
What is it?
That's why I thought you all would get it!
Not at all!
I'm sorry, not at all!
How many years have you been doing this?
I'm sorry, not at all!
This is a service problem!
This depends on Hamada for some reason.
That's right!
This is one year!
If Hamada does it for one year...
That's right!
Then, Hamada-san, please!
Wow!
Why?!
This is not enough!
I almost cried!
No, no!
If you're about to cry, then write it!
Now, next entertainer, please!
Nice to meet you.
How do you do?
Oh, I'm the one who eats with his parents' money.
Thank you.
What is it? It's definitely this game.
We'll do our best.
I'm looking forward to it.
This project's standard is...
Nurse Nakanishi Public Security Game Tour.
This is the game we brought with us.
Yes.
It's "character picking".
We'd like you all to do this.
Then, Nagashi-san, please explain the rules.
Yes. In this game,
in front of you, there are 50 cards
with Hiragana characters written on them.
Yes.
It's a game where you have to make up words.
Yes.
For example, if it's an animal's name, you have to find it from here.
Yes.
For example, "chicken" or something like that.
If you make up too many letters, you get points for that.
"Chicken" is better than "cat".
It's better.
Two-letter words are fine, but it takes a little time to find them,
so you'd better have more of them.
And you have to give yourself half-and-half points.
Yes.
And you don't have a side stick,
so you don't need a side stick.
If you complete one of them, it's over.
It's over.
I see.
If you make up too many letters, you get points for that.
That's right.
Then, I'll announce the rules.
Don't wear glasses.
I can't see anything.
You can wear it.
It's a feature of glasses.
He's a talent who shows off his personality with glasses.
I can't see anything.
I'm sorry.
Then, I'll announce the rules.
Here are the rules.
Put it in a pot
Two-letter words. Start!
If you complete one of them, it's over.
Good luck, everyone.
Yes.
Hosei, you were fast.
Hosei, what is it?
Kombu
You got three points.
You completed one of them.
What?
And you have to pay for all of them.
You have to pay for all of them.
You got three points.
What?
You can't answer with all of them.
Can you complete it with all of them?
You don't look like me at all.
I'm sorry. You don't look like me at all.
Let's move on.
The next topic is this.
An animal you want to buy.
Starting now.
There are various animals.
Please do your best.
I want to buy it.
Hosei, you did it.
What is the answer?
Cat.
Hosei, you did it.
Let me play with it.
I lost to a cat.
I knew it.
I lost to a cat.
The next topic is this.
Sports.
Starting now.
There are various sports.
Please do your best.
I'm looking for various things.
Something is disturbing me with my muscles.
What is disturbing you with your muscles?
I want to go there.
Mr. Hammer, you were fast.
Ice hockey.
Please show us.
Ice hockey.
There is a small pass.
By the way, I'm looking for ice hockey, too.
Soccer.
Please show us an umbrella.
Ice hockey.
Mr. Hammer, please show us ice hockey.
Please show us an umbrella.
Soccer.
Please show us an umbrella.
Ice hockey.
Please show us an umbrella.
I like soccer.
Please show us an umbrella.
I'm looking for an eye and an umbrella.
I can't see it at all.
That's right.
Let's move on.
Here is the next topic.
"Favorite phrase".
Start.
There are various phrases.
Especially, Mr. Hammer often says it.
Is it taken?
No, it's not.
It's taken.
There are about four phrases for each word.
Why?
There are not four.
Hurry up.
Is it taken?
Not yet?
Yes, it's taken.
Wait!
Three points.
Is it okay?
Wait!
I can say it, too.
What is it?
That's right.
You said it.
You just have to say it.
"Nasu & Nakanishi Public Security Game" Word Chain!
Hamada is leading with 7 points now.
Who will win?
Here is the next question.
Your own charm point.
Word Chain, start!
I think you already know your own charm point.
Please think about it.
Matsumoto-san, you are fast! Please give us your answer!
Wait a minute.
It's not done yet.
It's really done!
Matsumoto-san!
"Hatomune"!
"Hatomune"?
"Charm point"!
"Hatomune"!
Did you write it in your agency's profile?
"Charm point", "Hatomune"
"Hatomune"! I'm happy about it!
You got 4 points!
Matsumoto-san, we can see the difference now.
Yes, we can see it.
There is only 3 points difference from the top.
Here is the next question!
"Coolness"!
Cool vehicle! Starting now!
It's a cool vehicle!
Do your best!
Calm down and look for it!
Don't look around!
Here it is!
Mr. Nakanishi, please answer!
Ferrari!
5 points!
Mr. Tanaka, what were you trying to make?
A big motorcycle!
That's a long answer!
You challenged me!
Mr. Matsuno, I chose a pigeon!
You were riding a pigeon!
You were riding a pigeon bus!
Is pigeon bus cool?
No, it's not!
You reversed it!
Mr. Nakanishi, you reversed it!
By the way, this is the last question!
Here is the last question!
"Combination"!
Starting now!
This is difficult!
I think it's going to take a long time
to answer "night vision system"
Can you reverse it?
Combination?
You can reverse it!
How is it? Hamada-san has a lot of cards.
That's right! I want luck!
Give me luck!
Did you get it?
Wow! I did it!
Wow! Hamada-san!
Not yet! Not yet! Sorry!
Not yet! Not yet!
I did it!
You did it!
Hamada-san!
Please give us the answer!
I want St. Louis!
Shut up!
Can you show me again?
Shibuishi is quite long.
Are you ready?
I want St. Louis!
That means...
8 points!
I want it!
Wow!
That means...
Hamada-san has a total of 15 points!
Thank you!
What is this?
I was going to make Yasushi-kyoshi.
It's weird, but I think it's fine.
No! No!
You can't use it!
I think Helen-san will use it!
Orion!
You tricked me!
Sorry! Sorry!