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In the 6th episode of "Useless Kids", we will play the original game proposed by comedian Chiki Chiki.
It's already the 6th episode?
Yes.
I like this segment.
I get to get involved with various young people.
I'm happy about it.
But I'm getting addicted to it.
What do you mean?
I'm getting more and more interested in it.
You're not the only one.
Shut up!
You're fashionable.
Shut up!
I'm worried about him.
I'm just following the script.
Is there such a script?
Did you write it?
I wrote two lines.
Let's start with one group.
Come in!
Sunehiro Gariz is here with us today!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
The game we brought today is...
Come here, old man's face!
I'm not an old man!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sorry for making you look like an old man on TV!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Don't laugh!
That's it! That's it!
The game Sunehiro Gariz brought today is...
This is it, but...
Usually in Yoshimoto, we don't only have Shibuya theaters in Shinjuku.
There are many theaters in Oumiya and Makuhari.
There is a young writer called Mr. Higashiyama who is very active there.
The game he came up with is very interesting.
And we brought the most interesting and exciting game out of all of them.
And that is...
Acrylic Docking Stairs!
What?
What is it?
Here it is.
Five people will divide up the given tasks into parts and draw pictures on acrylic boards.
The parts will be stacked on top of the acrylic board.
If you can complete the task, you win.
I see.
Sounds interesting.
I know what you mean.
Shall we give you examples?
For example, let's say this is the task.
If it's a lion...
If it's a lion, everyone will divide up the tasks one by one.
One person will draw the outline.
One person will draw the nose and beard.
One person will draw the mouth.
One person will draw the eyes.
One person will draw the shield.
I see.
Five people will divide up the tasks and draw pictures at the end.
I see.
I think we can do it without Hamada.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's work together.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's look at the bike from above.
Why is that?
That's impossible.
Let's look at it from the Kamen Rider's perspective.
When you ride it...
And when you step on it...
When you step on it...
- Seriously? - Be careful of that.
- Isn't it cool? - You're a genius.
- I'm looking forward to it. - Now that you're ready...
Let's start with the first question.
The first question is...
Suehirogarizu Mishima desu.
It's me.
- Please write Mishima. - I just have to write what I want, right?
- Yes. - First of all...
From 1st to 5th...
Each of you will write what you want.
- We'll discuss and distribute it. - I see.
First, outline and eyes.
Second, nose.
Third, mouth.
Fourth, eyes.
Fifth, hair.
- Where is "nose" from? - Yes.
- "Mouth" is there. - "Nose" is...
- "Tanaka" is... - "Outline" and...
- "Me" is "outline." - "Outline" and...
- "Tanaka" is "outline." - Yes.
- Then, "Endo"... - "Nose" is "nose"?
- "Endo" is "nose." - Then I'll go with "hair."
- "Endo" is "hair." - "Nose" is "eyes."
- "Eyes." - Yes.
- "Suehirogarizu Mishima desu." - "It's me."
- I memorized something. - What?
- "Mouth." - "Mouth."
- "Mishima desu."
- You said it in the best way.
- I said "yes," but you said it clearly.
- Yes. - Good.
- Mishima, do it as usual. - I'm doing it as usual.
- Well, everybody, please draw.
- It's easy to draw. - It's simple.
- It's not that difficult.
Everyone has a sense of size, so if it is different, it will protrude or be too small.
Well, isn't it good to have a common sense?
I think you can do it at all.
At all?
Oh, he closed the lid.
Oh, it's fast.
It's difficult.
No, it's not.
Mr. Hamada finished writing.
Yes, I finished writing.
I think it's easier to write.
Yes, it's easier to write.
Yes, you can do it.
Oh, everyone seems to have done it.
Now, let's start with Mr. Tanaka's outline and ears.
Oh, I see.
I'm looking forward to it. I'm happy.
I think it's good.
I'm really happy.
Please.
First of all, outline and ears.
Oh, it's good.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, next is No. 2, Mr. Hana and Endo.
Yes, it's me.
Yes, please.
I want to do it so well.
It depends on the place.
Oh, it's coming.
It depends on the place.
Oh, it's good.
It's good.
It's like a picture taken live.
It's good.
No. 3, mouth.
Thank you.
Oh, it's mouth.
Oh, it's heavy.
Oh, it's a little heavy.
Oh, but it's good.
It's good.
Next is No. 4, Mr. Kosei.
Eyes.
Oh, but...
Yes.
Oh, but...
It's a little different from picture to picture.
The touch is different.
It's not bad in the end.
It's good.
Thank you.
This is pretty good.
Look.
Oh!
It's amazing.
The side is going up.
Oh!
That's why there's a shadow here.
The wings are doubled.
I see. I see.
It's difficult even if you do it.
I see.
Since this is the first time, let's clear it!
Everyone is happy.
Okay, okay.
It's good that you did it.
You did your best.
It's cute.
Now, let's move on to the next topic.
Here it is.
The topic is "downtown Matsumoto-san".
Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
Is it okay for people?
Is it okay for animals?
I think it's okay for animals.
I want to write it on the back of the flipboard like you thought.
Thank you for writing it on the back of the flipboard.
Animals can't be divided into five parts.
Oh, I see.
It's difficult.
You look like an ordinary old man again.
It's Genshin, isn't it?
It's Genshin.
It's Ginga.
Don't make me embarrassed.
I want to be happy.
The topic is here.
Is it okay for people?
It's difficult to separate parts.
I think so.
It's an interesting idea.
The rest is the topic.
How about this?
The topic is this.
It's a giraffe.
A giraffe.
Is it all?
It's a giraffe.
It's the whole giraffe.
It's not a face.
That's all we can do.
One is a face.
Let's divide it into parts one through five.
So, it's a face.
It's a neck.
It's a body.
It's a tail.
It's a foot.
It's a pattern.
It smells good.
Is it vertical?
Let's decide it vertically.
It's vertical.
It's a neck.
You're predicting it's around here, right?
That's right.
Please write it down.
A body is a torso.
That's right.
It's a torso.
I'm a foot and a tail.
That's right.
It's far away.
What does it mean?
It's far away.
It's fast.
It's done.
Higashiyama-san came up with this game.
You talk about Higashiyama-san a lot.
It sounds like Higashiyama-san is bad.
That's not good.
But if it goes well...
If it goes well...
Earlier, Haieigiwa...
It was only Haieigiwa, wasn't it?
Over there, Haieigiwa x Tanaka are bad.
I'm begging you.
You didn't need it over there, did you?
If you say it too much, you'll get a pie thrown at you.
It's scary.
I'll transform into Tanaka.
Acrylic Docking Painting!
Challenge to divide a giraffe into five parts.
Will it succeed?
If it goes well, it's fine.
I want you to do it well.
I'm counting on you, Tanaka.
Okay.
But I think it's fine.
Let's go in order.
Please.
First, the face.
Can you do it?
The face is in the middle.
Which is in the middle?
That's right.
The middle is...
The whole thing is...
The front is...
The way you think is funny.
I thought it was like this.
But, even if you shift it...
The worst is acrylic shift.
I will do acrylic shift.
The neck, Matsumoto-san, the neck.
Yes, the neck. Please.
But, it's like this.
The problem is...
But, it wasn't bad.
It was in a good position.
It was good.
The place is perfect.
Now, Hamamoto-san, the torso.
It looks thin.
The thickness of the pen.
Let's think about the thickness of the pen.
TV?
Let's think about the TV!
What is this?
It's a thin pen!
Why did you use a thin pen?
Everyone is fat!
Legs and tail, please!
I don't think it's off that much.
But, but, but!
Except for the face!
Last one! Face, please!
Disgusting!
That's too much!
First of all, it's not even a face.
It's like scales.
Can you move your face a little?
Move your face a little.
I'm sorry.
Even if it's a face...
But, but!
If you ask me what this is...
It's a giraffe!
It's a bad one!
But, but!
I think it's a giraffe!
It's a giraffe!
It's not a face!
It's like a game for people who have seen it before.
Do you have an acrylic one?
I see.
Please use it!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's welcome the next entertainer!
Please come in!
Ta-dah!
Here it is!
Got it!
Ta-dah!
That's what I was doing!
I'm sorry!
I'm Suyama Aokusaizo!
I've never seen you do it!
It's been five years of his acting career!
What is the game that Suyama Aokusaizo came up with?
I brought with me...
This!
It's a two times minus one game!
Thank you!
Please prepare a card and draw only one card from the deck.
Please double the number written on the card and draw one more card.
The person who says the number first will receive the card.
I see.
It's a little complicated because you have to multiply two by one.
That's right.
The person who says the wrong number or the person who draws a joker will receive all of the cards in their hands.
It's all my fault.
I see.
The joker will also receive all of the cards in his hands.
The next person who answers correctly will receive all of the cards in his hands.
It's a game where there is a possibility of turning things around at once.
I want to dream like that.
I'm doing it now!
Thank you!
I'm talking about dreams like that.
I'm doing it now!
Do you have a refusal?
I don't.
Then you have no choice but to do it.
Please do it.
When you draw a card, say "two times minus one game" and put it out.
I see.
You have to say the number that came out first.
You just have to put it out here, right?
Yes, that's right.
Then I will go first.
I'm doing it now!
Two times minus one game!
What is this?
Since the joker came out, you will be confiscated.
I don't think so at all!
You're wrong!
It doesn't work at all!
I think I'm the biggest victim of this.
Can I put the joker back in its place?
Yes, please.
Please, Aokusai.
You're wrong.
How long are you going to eat it?
Let's do it!
Senno, are you okay?
Two times minus one game!
25!
What?
Seriously?
Kou-san, you're strong.
Why? It's easy.
It was really fast!
I didn't think it would be 13.
I panicked because it was an "m".
It was fast.
I'm going to do it.
Maybe we can calculate everything with 10.
Two times minus one game!
17!
Hosei-san was the fastest.
We were pretty fast.
By the way, I'm also participating in this,
so I'll answer the numbers as well.
Go ahead.
Can we start with Hosei-san?
I know you're participating.
You got it first.
You didn't edit it.
Wait a minute!
What are you doing? It's really fast!
You have to say it clearly.
Two times minus one game!
11!
Hama-san was faster.
Really?
I was faster than Matsumoto-san.
Hama-san was faster too.
Really? Hama-san was late.
I'm the referee, so I'll do my best.
You're a referee and you're participating?
That's my role, so let me be the game master.
Do whatever you want.
I'll listen carefully.
Here we go.
Two times minus one game! 13!
Hosei-san!
He's right next to you!
I think so!
Ask me everything!
I'll open my ears more.
Open your ears.
13 times minus one game!
25!
It's me.
It's not me.
How about minus two games?
For example, when Susuyama-kun says "minus three"
Let's do it.
Let's change it.
Let's do it.
You have to draw all of them.
You don't have to judge.
You don't have to participate.
It's in the rule book.
Yes, it's in the rule book.
I'll start.
Next...
Please do minus two.
I'll start.
Two times...
You should say it from there.
You should say it from the song.
You shouldn't say it from the song.
For example, I'll say it.
Five times minus nine games!
You can say it like that?
It's difficult.
55 and 9.
46.
Two times is the same!
Two times...
I'll show you what I'll draw with two times.
You have to think about how many you'll draw.
I understand.
That's about it.
I'll start.
Two times minus two games!
14!
It's Hosei-san.
What? I was fast.
- You were fast. - Well, well, well, well, listen.
- Listen to me. - Let's go.
Two times minus three games!
- Again. - You...
Not at all.
- Not at all. - Not at all.
- You're doing it like this because it's TV, but you're going home. - I'm back.
You're going home.
Let's have another entertainer appear!
That's...
Hello, I'm Will Ready.
I'm the world's first active anti-drag idol entertainer, Prince!
Huh? You're laughing a lot, Oran.
What's wrong?
You're laughing a lot.
I'm really sorry, but...
When we had that meeting, I thought it was completely different!
That's not true. We're all happy.
We're all happy.
I've been looking forward to it for a long time.
That's not true.
There's nothing behind you.
Oh, he's a trainee.
I'm Sano.
I'm Sano. Nice to meet you.
A trainee?
The eighth year of his career!
What is the game designed by Will Ready?
This game is a game I actually played when I went to Korea to work as an anti-drag idol.
Really?
Korean is difficult for me, so I couldn't do it very well.
At first, I was having a lot of fun playing this game to communicate with the locals.
This is the game!
It's a greeting game that connects you with the world!
Thank you!
Let me explain the rules.
Isn't it okay for Sano-kun to explain it?
It's not like that!
I'm a former trainee, so I'll let Prince explain it.
Is Sano-kun up there?
Oh, there he is.
Oh, he's here.
Let me explain it.
He explains a lot.
It's a game where you have to follow the rhythm.
First, you have to say your country or area.
Then, you have to say your greetings.
In Osaka, you say "maido".
In Okinawa, you say "haisai".
In Korea, you say "annyeonghaseyo".
In America, you say "hello".
In China, you say "nihao".
In Thailand, it's a little difficult, so you say "sawadika".
I've never heard of it.
I've prepared a feint for you.
If you say "wakamono",
it doesn't matter who said it, but you have to stand up and say "wees".
If you don't say it, you'll be out of the game.
I'll give you a simple example.
First, a successful example.
Greeting game!
Yay!
One, two...
Korea...
Umm... Annyeonghaseyo!
Korea...
Annyeonghaseyo!
This is a problem in Korean.
I'll show you a wrong pattern.
Greeting game!
Yay!
One, two...
Korea...
Sawadee kap! This is Ao Tteokbokki.
This is Ao Tteokbokki?
Sano-kun, you're going up so high!
What's wrong, Sano?
Sano-kun, you're going up so high!
I'm not going up high!
Is that how you do it?
No, I'm not nervous at all.
Are you ready for Yokkalbi?
It's Yokkalbi!
Let's go!
Let's connect with the world, starting with Prince!
Greeting game!
One, two...
Osaka...
Every time...
America...
Hello...
China...
Ni hao...
Okinawa...
Hello...
Korea...
Annyeonghaseyo...
China...
Wait a minute!
I'm sure you won't get excited!
I'm very sorry!
Just say it!
If you're going to say it, say it!
I thought you were going to say it, so I got nervous.
I didn't know you could do it.
I was nervous, so let me calm down.
Let's go.
Let's connect with the world, starting with Prince!
Greeting game!
Yay!
One, two...
Young people!
Wish!
Young people!
Wish!
Young people!
Wish!
Thai!
Hello!
Young people!
Wish!
Thai!
Hello!
Young people!
Wish!
Young people!
Sano! Sano!
What's up, Sano?
It's too bright!
It's the other way around!
Next week!
Entertainers' Public Order! Original Game!
A new public order game!
Matsumoto Daikonran!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
A new public order game!
Exciting!
And!
An emotional moment!
Wow!
I almost cried!
A new public order game!
I want to wear it!
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