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A showdown with Downtown as the subject of the show!
D.One Grand Prix!
Nishi-Kenai!
Fujiwara!
Domino Kick!
Kokurikuwa and Jinnai Tomonori!
They've been doing this for a year now.
Kurosawa!
Is he from the government?
"Hollywood," "The Cushion," and "Cookie"!
It's too much! I can't take it anymore!
I love it!
Right now, seven teams have finished their stories and four teams are left!
Tonight, the entertainer who will win the grand prize will be decided!
Now, let's get started!
Yes! Here is the entertainer who will continue with D.One Grand Prix!
Entry Number Eight!
What's interesting is always interesting!
The entertainers we admire now are taking over the world of comedy!
"Mausai Association" Staff Combination!
"KNIGHTS"!
Everything is interesting, isn't it?
Talk shows, manzai shows, comedy shows...
Almost everything is perfect.
When I started doing the same job as you,
I realized how difficult it is for you, Hamada- san.
For example, when you have to say "no" to super- popular people.
It's not funny at all.
When I was in the fifth grade of elementary school,
I decided to become a comedy entertainer.
So I want you to think of me as your disciple.
Why?
Let's practice.
Yes, let's practice.
Who is that?
"The Death of Life", "Downtown"
Can you show us your love?
"KNIGHTS"!
Thank you for having me.
I did some research on Yahoo!
Are you okay?
I found a bunch of really interesting comedies.
Like what?
Did you know about "Downtown"?
You found it now?
I didn't know about it.
You didn't know about it.
You must be surprised.
I did some research about "Downtown".
Let me tell you about it.
You did research about it.
"Downtown" is...
Kinoshita Takehi...
Oh, I made a mistake.
Hamada Masatoshi and...
Kimoto Takehi...
Oh, I made a mistake.
Matsumoto Souza.
I made a mistake.
They became comedies.
How do you know about it?
They formed a duo in 1982.
They are the fairies of Yoshimoto Industries.
Oh, yes.
Oh, they are gone now.
They are in NSC.
There are a lot of them.
They keep disappearing.
In 1987...
It's four o'clock!
A legendary show started.
Even though it aired at four o'clock in the morning...
It was decided in the evening.
It was very popular.
Who would watch a comedy show at four o'clock in the morning?
Since then, "Downtown" has been...
"Downtown"?
"Undersotowso"?
There are people like that.
"Downsotowso"?
There are people who impersonate "Downsotowso" too.
At that time, in Tokyo, there was a comedy show called "Ucchasonachosaso".
I feel sorry for "Nasochaso".
So, "West's Downsotowso", "East's Ucchasonachoso", "North's Kim Jong-il"...
It doesn't matter.
It was that kind of comedy.
Which one is your favorite?
There was a show called "If I hadn't met you as a wife"...
"If I hadn't met you as a wife"?
It's completely different.
"If I hadn't met you as a wife"...
It's completely different.
"If I hadn't met you as a wife"...
What's amazing about you two is that you're amazing as a soloist.
Soloist, right?
Not only as a soloist, you're amazing as a soloist.
Your activities as a soloist are also amazing.
What did you watch?
Hama-chan appears in a lot of dramas.
That's right. I also watched Hamaada-san's dramas.
The one I liked was "Next Director Boogie".
You said "AD Boogie", didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Your way of saying it has changed now, hasn't it?
"Next Director Boogie"...
At that time, you said "AD Boogie", didn't you, AD-san?
Yes, I did.
It was a drama that I appeared in with old Taishu Kase.
Your way of saying it hasn't changed.
Even if a new Taishu Kase appears, it hasn't changed.
My partner, Su-san, is also amazing.
It's "Matchan", isn't it?
It's like "Tsuribaka Nishi".
It's "Matsumoto-san", isn't it?
What's amazing about Matsumoto-san is that he made a lot of interesting programs and formats.
As an idea man, you're also amazing.
The one I liked the most is the request I received from viewers and a comedian became a detective.
A detective Knight's Cook, isn't it?
That's the only difference.
Recently, you've become an anti-fans MC.
There must be something wrong with it.
Anyway, this April 3rd, No. Brand Month, "Legendary One Day".
"Legendary One Day"...
I bought a delivery ticket and sat down and watched it.
Yes, you did.
Garret Chu-san's content is amazing.
Where did you watch it?
Once again...
Garret Chu-san's "Downtown Manzai" became a topic.
Did you watch it?
No, I didn't!
You watched it?!
What a waste!
Did you watch it that much?
I bought a delivery ticket and watched it. What a waste!
Comedians who surpass these two won't appear much this week.
Of course!
What can we do to surpass them?
Everyone, please remember "Real Kids".
That's not true!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Interesting!
Let's ask ourselves!
Hamada-san, how was it?
Knights are good!
They're good!
Masumoto-san, how was it?
It was Knights-like.
Knights-like, right?
They did a content with "downtown" as usual.
I don't think we'll win.
That's not true.
President!
Please give us the number of viewers!
9 points!
Thank you!
It was transmitted!
Entry No. 9
It's not about respect.
It's about being a fan.
R-1 GRAND PRIX TWO CONTINUOUS FINALIST
The Twin
I love it.
Before I started comedy, I was in middle school.
At that time, I was watching a lot of talk shows and visual albums.
I started comedy because I like it.
Before I became a comedian, I was just a normal guy.
When you start doing it, you realize how great you are.
I released "deluxe" about a year ago.
Wasn't it "yama-wan"?
"yama-wan", yes.
What?
downtown believer
love clash
The Twin
Hello!
Thank you.
It's time for "The Twin" to get used to me.
It's too heavy.
Did you get used to me?
Let's watch "The Twin"'s digital comedy.
dream combination
There are many people who want to say "dream combination" to you.
Let's start with the first one.
Thank you!
I was born to say "dream combination" to you.
Please say "dream combination" to me.
I won't.
Next.
Say "dream combination" to me.
I won't.
Let's go.
I won't.
Matsun…
Hamachon…
Matsun…
Hamachon…
Tsun…
Chon…
Matsun, Hamachon, Matsun, Hamachon, Tsunchon, Tsunchon, An'n, An'n, Matsun, Hamachon, Matsun, Hamachon, Tsunchon, Tsunchon, An'n, An'n,
An'n, An'n, Tsun', Chon, Chon, Chon
Hey, hey, hey, sometimes you get old.
I'll show you who I am
I'll play the drums on my own
And on a windy night
I'll shout something and break myself
DOWNTOWN!
Wow, Zagi!
How was it? Try it!
If I didn't say "wow", it would have flown away!
Oh, it flew away?
It flew and flew away!
Yes, I was nervous and didn't do anything like that.
Really?
No, it's amazing!
It's flying away!
DOWNTOWN is falling apart!
Zagi! Tell love with your own worldview and win eight hearts!
Entry No. 10
Why do I get influenced?
The first to create comedy.
R-1 and M-1 Grand Prix champion.
Magical Lovely!
If it weren't for DOWNTOWN, I think everyone would still be laughing at Dajale.
When I was in elementary school and middle school, I wanted to be famous and I'm a young man now.
Whether I graduate from middle school or not, I read "costume" and was inspired by it.
"Necra" is perfect for entertainers.
I think I've put a lot of entertainers in "necra".
Matsumoto-san is what I wanted to be.
So I'm going to make that feeling into a story.
I wrote a story based on "The Seven Changes" once.
I want to make a completed version of that story.
A match between DOWNTOWN and "Seven Changes"!
MAGICAL LOVELY!
What? Huh? I was supposed to be struck by lightning and die during the shooting of "Magical Lovely".
Why am I still alive? What is this bulk that can't be obtained with human effort?
Bulk?
This is a ridiculous bulk! This is a bulk that can't be done with effort alone!
This is a bulk that can only be obtained with talent!
This kind of thing can't be obtained with effort alone! What's going on?!
Matsumoto Hitoshi has been reborn!
Wow! This is the scenery that Matsumoto-san was looking at!
Everything seems to be interesting!
This is amazing! This is what Matsumoto-san saw!
Interesting things are coming up!
Even the way you walk is interesting!
Wow! Everything seems to be interesting!
Even with this plastic bottle, I can think of more than 100 funny things!
This is amazing, Matsumoto-san!
I can think of a lot of things!
What do you have?
Oh, I want to meet Hamo-chan!
The moment I walk, I want to meet Hamo-chan!
Wow! This feeling suddenly comes up!
Suddenly, I want to meet Hamo-chan!
Matsumoto-san is like that!
Somehow, it's amazing! It's amazing loneliness!
I see!
When you reach the top, when you reach the top of this comedy,
On the contrary, this loneliness or
No one can sympathize with you!
Matsumoto-san has always held such loneliness!
Matsumoto-san!
Fujiwara!
If you are in trouble, please say anything!
It will be of help!
No, it was a support for my heart!
Wow!
Mr. Matsumoto, we, Yoshimoto Industry and Downtown-san, will continue to work together for the 200th anniversary of Yoshimoto Industry.
It was a support for Yoshimoto!
Mr. Matsumoto, you've always been by my side.
You were like a father to me!
This feeling springs up naturally!
It's about to come out! It's about to overflow!
Yoshimoto, long live!
Thank you for believing in me!
Thank you!
I thought Mr. Murakami would come out as Hamada.
That's right, I didn't think you'd come out at all.
If I were Matsumoto-san, it would be a little embarrassing for me to call you Hamada-san.
Matsumoto-san is always in your throat.
Matsumoto-san has always become macho, so I thought there was something about him.
That's right, your throat was also rough when you were young.
So if I force you, will you force me?
I can't force you.
What do you mean you can't force me?
A birth-changing story has been completed!
Magical Lovely! You've obtained a heart cube!
Entry No. 11
He really is a god.
He's a painter, after all.
A super rare unknown number combination was born!
Hosei Tsukite and Kenji Tamura!
I've seen a lot of movies like "Hyoukin-don" and "Zenshuu-gon".
I thought it was funny, but I didn't want to be like that.
But I thought it was good.
Why is he dressed like that?
It's funny, of course, but I thought it was cool.
Even in high school, I was very downtown.
Downtown?
I was really upset about "downtown".
When I saw that manzai story, I thought, "Oh, they're going to take over."
I really thought so.
I'll give you my best laugh, so please accept it!
The one with the highest level of love is me.
I'd like to deliver it to you this time with a joke.
No one can beat my love for "downtown"!
Hosei Tsukite and Kenji Tamura!
Is it okay?
After my mom, it's "downtown"!
[Laughter]
[Music]
Ayamo-chan is still beautiful.
[Music]
Hello.
What are you doing in such a place?
I'm finally here.
You really came.
I've been watching you closely.
How was "downtown"'s love?
It's weak.
The age is different.
Our age is totally different.
Everything is weak.
It's not weak.
It's like you made it up.
Something is strange.
I'm just trying to do love like this in that place.
[Laughter]
It's getting bad.
I won't tell you about it.
First of all...
Mr. Hamada.
Mr. Hamada. I told you.
Mr. Hamada.
He is really cute.
When we went to Starbucks...
We wanted to drink something.
We pointed at the mango drink.
The clerk said...
I'd like a mango drink, please.
I said "I'd like a mango drink, please."
So cute!
What's wrong with them?
It was the other way around.
So cute!
It's like me.
Hamada-san, you have a favorite ritual.
When you are a junior high school student, you go out for a meal.
And when you go out for a meal, you take off your shoes.
You usually do it.
And when you go home, you always throw your junior high school student's shoes.
And when you go home, you say "What are you doing?"
But recently, Hamada-san, you have been throwing your junior high school student's shoes.
So cute!
What's wrong with you?
All comedians except you should be bitten by dogs!
I told you twice!
So cute!
Speaking of you,
Pocetan and Matsumoto-san...
Matsumoto-san...
You love comedy the most.
You are so thorough!
You are so thorough in comedy!
You and I are very close.
We spend the longest time together.
But Matsumoto-san...
You never invite me to your show.
I won't!
You are so thorough!
I won't!
Long ago, there was a show called "Sundome Kaikyo" which cost 10,000 yen.
Now, you and Higashiro-san and the rest of the Downtown Family are there.
But I'm not invited.
You are so thorough!
You know me so well!
You are so thorough!
Pocetan, you and I have the longest time together.
Do you have anything you want to say?
No, I don't.
I love you.
No, no, no. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
My wife always says, "Dad and Matsumoto-san's eyes are the same!"
Hosei-san, I've always thought so, too.
What?!
I, Hosei-san, think you're Matsumoto-san's second generation.
You and your tsukkomi are just like Hamada-san!
That means...
We are Dandan-yan!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Hey, you guys, if you can't move up, can you move down?
Huh? Huh?
That was really weak!
It was weak!
What do you mean weak?
It was weak!
Your laughter...
Huh?!
Your laughter...
It was really weak!
You're lying!
No, it's not Hamada-san's joke!
I'm not lying!
I've been watching you for a long time, and at the end you came out of Sazai's poop.
I was like, "What?!"
That place is good!
The winner of "Hosei and Tam" and "Seven Hearts" is...
That's it for all the entertainers' jokes!
Who will win the D-1 Grand Prix?!
Now, Imada-san, you have a envelope with the winner's name on it!
Dandan-san consulted me in the bathroom and decided it!
Thank you very much!
I will now announce it!
The winner of the D-1 Grand Prix is...
DOBROK!!!
It looks so delicious!
Are you going to let me eat it?
No, it's not like you're going to let me eat it all at once.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
No, it's not like that!
For DOBROK, who won the competition, a special D-1 trophy!
Please sign your autographs right here on this special paper.
Please raise your autographs.
This is really rare.
I've only seen it once in Awaji City.
The comedians are overwhelmed with their love for downtown.
Only two comedians will sign autographs in their own rooms!
They're welcoming you!
But I don't know what to do before I start crying!
I hope that what I remember is the progress of Downtown!