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Hyogo Prefecture, Amagasaki City, comedy duo DOWNTOWN.
They have created many revolutions in Japanese comedy world and continue to run in the first round.
Tonight, we have a special show race for those who became comedians because of their admiration for DOWNTOWN.
Zaisui!
Ranjya Tai!
Magical Lovely!
Tomodachi!
Mishkey Boy!
Toro Salmon!
Nights!
Haruto Bakusho and Cookie!
Kokoriko and Tendai Tomodori!
Fujii Warao!
Tsukutei Hosei and Tamura Kenji!
The most interesting and the comedians who love DOWNTOWN the most will be decided!
DOWNTOWN 40th Anniversary and Masumoto City Birth Anniversary!
A special song for 59 years!
We want to say "thank you" with jokes!
Z-ONE Grand Prix!
Now, let's start the D-ONE Grand Prix!
I'll be your host for this memorable program.
I'm your original Downtown Family, Ibara Koji!
Nice to meet you!
As a special guest...
I'm the Japanese TV announcer, Hatashita Yuka!
Nice to meet you!
Now, finally, this D-ONE Grand Prix has started!
Ibara! I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Downtown is good!
I'm sure of it, but isn't this Wednesday's "Downtown"?
No!
It's "Downtown's Kid's Sky Arahen"!
Are you pranking me?
I'm not pranking you!
You're not pranking me, are you?
It's been a while since I took on this show, "Kokoriko and Pants"!
It's been a while since you took on this show, "Kokoriko and Pants"!
That's right!
In Downtown Inara,
entertainers will challenge themselves to win or lose in a show race!
There is only one rule!
The theme of Downtown will be...
The theme will be judged by the two of you and former Downtown managers...
Fujiwara Hiroshi, Gen, Yoshimoto Kogyo and Vice President!
Vice President...
You're covered in stains!
Who took it from you?!
In other words...
You're like "Kusama Yoyoi Saka"!
In other words...
No!
Because Downtown is a manager's show...
...entertainers' stories will be judged fairly!
That's right!
The president and vice president will probably be eating in Sapporo!
A light meal!
But, you know...
As love grows stronger and stronger...
...and you hit it with a story...
That's right!
...if you didn't think of it...
...it's really unpleasant!
I understand!
It's really unpleasant!
No, no!
You don't have to pass me the mic!
It's in the back!
But, you know...
There are many funny shows every year!
But...
Is there a funny show race...
...where Downtown judges?
Is there?!
No, there isn't!
That means...
...for comedians, rather than a funny show race...
...the show with the most honor is...
Hurry up!
It's fine, but...
Hurry up!
If it's that honorable...
...let's do it on New Year's Eve.
We'll only air it from Sunday at 11 AM.
No way!
We refuse!
Now, let's start the D-1 Grand Prix!
Let's go!
Yes, let's go!
Here is the first comedian.
Entry No. 1.
He's just funny, but he's a genius.
He's a genius.
A genius.
M-1 Grand Prix 2021 champion...
...Nishiki-gun.
As a Downtown judge...
...he made me want to do comedy.
When I joined NSC...
...they told me...
...I couldn't be Downtown judges.
But when NSC students were recruited...
...they told me I could be Downtown judges too.
Matsumoto-san's words...
...are like scales from your eyes.
When I was little...
...Matsumoto-san couldn't buy me...
...a block of toys because he was poor.
So, what should I use that block of toys for?
Should I use it for a stone or a cardboard box?
On top of that...
...using that block of toys as a catchphrase...
...makes me...
...have better imagination.
It's long.
It's like...
...scales from your eyes.
It's like... scales from your eyes.
Last year, M. 1 O.J. showed us...
...downtown life...
...nishkeen life!
Hello!
Shut up.
Watching "downtown"...
...I became an entertainer!
What happened to you?
I'm nishkeen. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Let's do our best!
I want to become "downtown"!
You can't.
Everyone wanted to become "downtown"...
...but they couldn't.
I want to become "downtown"...
...and do "gaki no tsukai arahende"!
That's impossible!
No one can do "gaki no tsukai arahende"!
Only "downtown" can do it!
I saw it!
You can't do it!
Hello!
I'm Matsumoto Kisetsu!
You can't do it!
Either way, he's nishkeen!
Everyone thought that nishkeen was cool!
Hello!
I'm Yamada Masatoshi!
I'm Nishikawa Kiyoshi!
You don't know me at all!
Together we are...
DOWN...TOWN!
This is an animal show!
I've never seen a downtown like this!
FREE TALK NO GOING AWAY!
I've never seen a kid like you!
A little kid like you doesn't show up!
You don't show up!
The other day...
I ate pear!
I like pears!
I noticed...
I like hard pears!
I like soft ones!
But..
I like hard persimmons!
I like soft ones!
The other way around!
It's not funny!
Hey, what was that?!
That was the old man in the front!
I'll buy a new one!
Who is this weirdo?
I heard you picked up a discarded gorilla.
Can you tell me about a new gorilla you bought and learned about?
This is a really old one.
It's a legendary one.
First of all, there's drumming.
I'm sure you've seen it before.
People sometimes say it's a threat or a pet.
But it hasn't been clarified yet.
People throw poop like this.
I'm sure you've seen it at a zoo.
People say that gorillas enjoy throwing poop and people dodging it.
Don't give up!
Don't give up on downtown!
You're getting serious!
This is a legendary one!
When Hamada-san asked you about a discarded gorilla,
do you know what Matsumoto-san said?
Old man in the front!
I laughed for six minutes after hearing that.
It's serious!
After that, when Matsumoto-san asked me what I would do with a discarded gorilla,
I said I'd get rid of kotatsu right away.
I laughed for eight minutes after hearing that.
When Matsumoto-san asked me what I would do with a discarded gorilla,
I said I'd look at it right away when the fridge went boom.
You know, everyone has a fridge going boom in their head.
But it's Matsumoto-san's first time making it into a language.
I laughed for fifteen minutes after hearing that.
I've been laughed at for twenty-nine minutes in a twenty-five minute show.
Downtown is amazing!
I'm looking at downtown that went boom!
Boom!
Boom! Boom!
Far away, at a golf club, Hamada-san won't hit!
Not even a dumbbell, not even a dumbbell, Hamada- san won't hit!
Far, far away, far away!
My neck, my neck...
Don't make me end my downtown!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Stop Buster's amazing downtown love was amazing!
Um, the story is over, right?
It's over!
I'm a little nervous and I don't remember doing the story.
And, Masado was so nervous that his lips were stuck at the end!
It's a cute play!
First of all, it was disgusting and my lips were wet!
They were dry!
They were too dry and stuck!
They wouldn't come back!
It's a scary video at the end!
It was disgusting!
Now, Hamada-san!
You played that legendary scene!
I thought you watched it a lot!
Right?
I can already feel Watanabe-kun's feelings!
But, even with those lips...
What kind of phenomenon is this?
For the digital book market,
we would like you to show us how much you were into "downtown" with your heart cards from 1 to 10!
Ah, I see!
Please show us your heart cards!
8 points!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
How about you, Ryu-no-ho?
It really did look like "downtown" a little!
"Down"?
That's a different story!
Eh?
Were you listening to that "downtown" with your lips?!
You shouldn't have said it!
Entry No. 2!
I was so nervous!
He was someone I really admired!
His passion for comedy is amazing!
These two are well-known for talking about comedy!
Fujiwara!
I'm really happy to be here with you,
but I'm still overwhelmed by what Matsumoto-san said.
I'm overwhelmed and I can't help but laugh.
When Hamada-san gets slapped in the face,
I'm so happy!
It's amazing that anyone can get slapped in the face.
I love "downtown" so much!
I don't know what to say!
On the contrary, thank you!
Tonight, Fujiwara will deliver his hidden feelings to "downtown"!
He's so annoying!
He slapped me in the face!
If only I hadn't caught a cold!
Let's go to the health center.
Excuse me.
He's not there!
Doctor!
He's not there!
He's amazing! What's going on?!
Insurance teacher?!
That's the guy who was downtown in elementary school!
What?!
He's an insurance teacher?!
You scared me! Who is it?!
Insurance teacher?!
Yes, yes.
That's unique!
That's the guy who was downtown in elementary school!
That's right!
Is that so?!
Yes, yes.
Why are you pretending like that?!
I'm a big fan of downtown!
That's why you're pretending like that?!
Yes, yes.
You are?!
Yes, yes.
Before that, I'd like to say something.
What?!
The students came and hurt you.
You're so into smartphones.
Why don't you quit?
I'm sorry.
There was a movie I really wanted to watch.
You can watch it at home.
I'm sorry!
A movie you really wanted to watch?
What did you watch?
Nihonkai.
What's that?
"Nihonkai" by Showa Teppuuden.
It's a movie starring Hamada-san!
It brings back memories!
Who's in it?
I'm not in it!
Then what happened?
I got into a fight with Mukatsuke and punched him in the face.
Wow!
You got into a fight with Mukatsuke and punched him in the face!
What's with you, Gontakurei?
Gontakurei is the title song of Kondoraimu, who was in "Downtown," "High Heel," and "Silver Age."
It's a title song!
Do you want me to take care of you?
No, it's fine.
Wow, you're so passionate.
I'm here for some cold medicine.
Don't judge people like that.
Let's measure your body temperature.
I'm passionate!
Measure it.
This is so annoying.
You know, I have two sons.
I see.
They're really mischievous.
I see.
What's your name?
Hitoshi Masashi.
"Downtown" is "High Heel," "Silver Age," and "Silver Age."
What's with you?
Why did you choose "Masashi" instead of "Masatosu"?!
Why did you choose "Masatosu" instead of "Masato"?
Is that enough?
What?
Can you lend me that?
Sure.
What is it?
High Heel.
Hamada-san is hosting a show in Osaka!
No, no, no.
No?
"Downtown"'s mini-album.
I had it!
"High Heel" had a mini-album with "Downtown" kissing.
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't be silly!
No talent!
You're going to lose it!
Wait!
Does it really have heat?
I told you it does!
Does it make you feel better?
It doesn't make me feel better.
I'm a little dizzy, so I don't think it'll make me feel better.
Also, if you're really sleepy, you should go to bed.
I slept a lot last night, so I can't sleep.
I'll sing you "Komori".
What are you thinking?!
Don't make me feel hungry!
Komori
Why are you in the shade?!
You're my ninja Katsuhiko, aren't you?!
Why are you in the shade, Katsuhiko?!
Do you have a sister ninja you love so much?!
Who remembers you?!
It's different!
It's "Eccentric Boy"!
It's that group!
It's that group! It's always that group!
It's always that group!
Why is it the ending?!
No one remembers the ending of "Eccentric Boy"!
Car boy's brother, you came to borrow money again, didn't you?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I said I'm sorry!
I'm going out for a bit!
Okay, okay!
Take a bath!
No, I have a fever!
I'm not taking a bath!
No?
I'll take a shower!
Okay, I'll go!
Wait a minute!
Do you know how to take a shower?!
I know!
You twist your mouth like this, right?!
I know!
It comes out!
I know!
I'll bring you a showerhead!
What are you making me do?!
Lots of power!
Power!
Karate!
Men's shower!
What is this?!
Osaka's commercial?!
It's a practice!
You're so excited!
I'm going back to class!
Wait a minute!
Go back!
What is this?!
Why are you crying?!
No, I'm not!
What is this?!
It's four o'clock!
Matsumoto-san of "Eccentric Boy"!
Why is it like this all of a sudden?!
I won't cry anymore...
While crying...
I was singing "Full Hearts" for you, but...
While crying...
"Full Hearts" for you, but...
No talent!
I'm done!
Thank you very much!
How was it?
Wow!
The audience...
I don't know!
There were a lot of people who didn't know!
They were laughing because they knew!
I was getting angry!
It hurts!
Getting angry is weird!
I really thought you'd slip!
Really!
I thought you'd flip your lips!
It's dry!
Your lips are dry!
It's dry!
Your love for "Down Town" is strong!
It's like bad words!
Don't say that!
I love it!
It's not bad words!
I'm just messing with you!
I've been watching you!
I've been asking you!
You're a stalker!
You came in with Yoshimoto!
You were eating with Matsumoto-san!
You're a stalker!
We finally got to eat together!
I was happy to hear you say that!
At the Okinawa Film Festival!
Give me back my feelings!
You said "sue" first!
So I said "sue" first!
And then you said "sue"!
You said "sue" first!
Where is your junior, Saki Takeru?!
Scary!
What?!
Let's talk about it later! Everyone's having a meeting!
When I went into the store, I was like, "Shiiiin!"
W-what's wrong with you?
I couldn't eat a single Korean cold noodle.
I was like, "Everyone, I'm scared!" "Why, Fujiwara?!"
Amazing! Fujiwara's captured our hearts with past stories!
He got 9 hearts!
Entry No. 3
Maybe it's not love...
KING OF KONTO 2019 OWNER...
DOBRO!
It's the first time we've had this kind of show.
It's the YAMA-WAN GRAND PRIX.
At the time, I was really nervous.
The staff was sitting in the back, and you two were sitting in the very back.
If we did it like this, we wouldn't be able to do the story.
So we were like, "Let's just do it!"
It was more like, "Let's just do it!" than "Let's just laugh."
It wasn't straight forward.
"Maybe it's not love..." is what I'm sorry about.
We prioritized our feelings and made it like that.
"Story"? "Story"? Maybe it's "shouting"?
Shouting love with kids as the center!
DOBROKKEN!
Ladies and gentlemen...
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
Today, I wrote a song about my feelings for you two.
Please listen to it.
"Wishes" for you two.
Even when nothing goes well and you want to give up everything
You on TV always make me smile
Even when you are blamed for not doing enough
Even when you don't know the meaning of life
You joke about risking your lives
And we are pushed back saying it's okay
And now we are singing in front of downtown
Before you can't see anything with tears
We want you to ask us one thing
Our wish
I want to see the downtown progress
I want to see the progress of people
It doesn't matter if it's big or small
I want to see the progress of God once
What are you talking about?
I want to see the downtown progress
I want to see the progress of men who took over the country
I want to see the downtown progress
I want to see the progress of people who built a legend
When my life runs out
I hope the downtown progress comes to my mind
It doesn't matter
Thank you very much!
It was really good in the beginning!
I was about to cry!
I thought it was dangerous!
You guys are stupid!
You guys are really stupid!
What were you thinking when you did it?
I want to see it!
I think everyone wants to see it in the same way!
It's like you're being manipulated!
Doburock is overwhelmed with love, laughter and emotion!
He has won 9 hearts!
At first I thought I was happy just meeting you,
but as I get closer to you, I want to see you in person!
But I did a manzai performance for the 110th anniversary the other day,
and I went to the bathroom right after the performance,
and Imada kept following me, talking about me, and staring at me!
I envy you!
I've seen you since you were in your 20s!
I want to see you again!
The D-1 Grand Prix is still going on!
What kind of "downtown love" will the entertainers show us?
Downtown love