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Hyogo Prefecture, Amagasaki Prefecture, comedy duo DOWNTOWN.
They have created many revolutions in the Japanese comedy world and continue to run in the first round.
Tonight is a special show race for those who became comedians because of their admiration for DOWNTOWN.
Zaizen!
Round Yatai!
Magical Lovely!
Domino Kick!
Michigan Boy!
Troslamon!
Nice!
Halt! Action and Cookie!
Kokuriko and Tendai Tomodori!
Fruity Warlock!
Tsukutei Hosei and Tamura Kenji!
The most interesting and the comedians who love DOWNTOWN the most will be decided!
DOWNTOWN 40th Anniversary and Matsumoto City Birth Anniversary 59th Anniversary Special Project!
"I want to say thank you with a joke!" G-ONE Grand Prix!
Now, the G-ONE Grand Prix has begun!
I will be your host for this memorable program.
I'm your host, the original Downtown Family, Ibara Goji!
Thank you for having me!
I'm your host...
I'm your Japanese TV announcer, Hatashita Yuka!
Thank you for having me!
Now, the G-ONE Grand Prix has finally begun!
Ibara!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm sure of it, but isn't this Wednesday's "Downtown"?
No!
It's "Downtown"'s "Kids of Sky Arahen"!
I thought it was a prank!
It's not a prank!
It's not a prank, is it?
It's been a while since I took off my underwear and underwear for this show!
Yes!
Downtown Love
A show race where comedians who promise not to lose to anyone challenge!
There's only one rule!
The theme of "Downtown" is...
The two of "Downtown" and former "Downtown" manager Fujiwara Hiroshi, Gen Yoshimoto Industry Deputy President judged it...
The deputy president is stained with stains!
No one took it away from me!
From a close-up perspective, you look like the author "Fuksama Yaeoi"!
No, first of all, since he is the manager of Downtown, he can judge the contents of the entertainers.
That's right.
The president and president will probably eat in Sapporo.
A light meal.
But Downtown's love is strong and if you hit it with a story...
That's right!
If you don't think so...
It's really unpleasant.
I understand.
It's really unpleasant.
I understand even if you don't pass me the microphone.
It's there, it's there.
But what about it?
There is a number of comedy shows every year.
Yes.
However, is there a comedy show race judged by Downtown?
Is there?
No, there isn't.
That means, for comedians, this is the most honorable show race.
It's fine, but if it's that honorable, let's do it on New Year's Eve.
We'll only air it from Sunday at 11.
No, we won't.
Let's start the D-1 Grand Prix.
Let's do it.
Here is the first comedian.
Entry No. 1.
I'm impressed just by his funny side.
He's a genius.
A genius.
M-1 Grand Prix 2021 champion.
Nishikiguru.
Downtown made me think I should do comedy.
When you joined NSC, you were told you couldn't become Downtown.
But when you heard about NSC recruiting students, you were told you could become Downtown.
Matsumoto-san's words are like scales from your eyes.
Matsumoto-san couldn't buy block toys when he was young because he was poor.
What would you use those block toys for?
Would you use them for rocks or cardboard?
Or would you use them for catchphrases that are full of imagination?
It's long.
It's like scales from your eyes.
It's long, isn't it?
Yes.
I haven't been able to explain scales from my eyes yet.
Last year, M.I.N.O.J. showed us their downtime night!
Nishi Kenoa!
Shut up!
I became an entertainer after watching "Downtown"!
What happened to you?
I'm Nishi Kenoa! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Let's get started!
Please!
I want to be "Downtown"!
You can't be "Downtown"!
I want to be "Downtown" and do the "Gaki no Tsukai" "Ara-hendo" dance!
You can't do it!
Nobody can do "Gaki no Tsukai"!
Only "Downtown" can do it!
Watch me!
You can't do it!
Thank you!
Thank you for your support!
You're making a lot of money!
Everyone thought you were cool!
Thank you!
I'm Masatoshi Yamada! I'm Kiyoshi Nishikawa!
You don't know me at all!
Together we are...
DOWN...TOWN!
This is an animal show!
You've never seen DOWNTOWN before, have you?
I'm Kone from FREE TALK!
I've never seen you use a musical instrument!
You never come out like this!
The other day...
I ate pear!
That's right! It's an oyster!
This looks hard!
I noticed that you like hard pears!
That's right! I like soft ones!
But you like hard oysters!
That's right! I like soft oysters!
You're the opposite!
That's not funny!
What was that?
Was that a fight between a man and a woman?
I'm Kone from FREE TALK!
Who is this weirdo?
I heard you picked up a discarded gorilla.
Can you tell me how you fixed it?
Is this really from FREE TALK?
It's a legendary show!
You've seen drumming before, right?
Some people say it's a threat or a favor.
But it hasn't been fixed yet.
And you know how they throw poop?
You've seen it in an animal show.
People say that gorillas enjoy throwing poop and people dodging it.
Don't give up!
Don't give up on DOWNTOWN!
You're getting serious!
Discarded gorillas are legendary!
When Hamada-san asked you about the size of a discarded gorilla,
do you know what Matsumoto-san said?
It's about the size of a middle-aged man.
I laughed for 6 minutes when I heard that.
What's so funny?
When Matsumoto-san asked me what I would do with a discarded gorilla,
I said I'd get rid of kotatsu right away.
I laughed for 8 minutes when I heard that.
When Matsumoto-san asked me what I would do with a discarded gorilla,
I said I'd look at it right away when the fridge went boom.
You know what?
Everyone has a fridge going boom in their head.
But it's Matsumoto-san's first time using it as a language.
I laughed for 15 minutes when I heard that.
I've been laughed at for 29 minutes in a 25-minute show.
DOWNTOWN is amazing!
I've seen a lot of downtown.
It's downtown!
It's not downtown!
Far away! At a golf club! Hamada-san won't hit you!
Not even a dumbbell! Hamada-san won't throw you a dumbbell!
Far away! Far away! Far away!
Neck... Neck...
Don't make me end my downturn!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Stop Buster's amazing downturn was amazing!
Um, the story is over, right?
It's over!
I'm a little nervous and I don't remember doing the story.
That's why I was so nervous in Masado that my lips were stuck at the end!
It was cute!
First of all, it was disgusting and my lips were sleepy!
They were dry!
They were too dry and they were stuck!
They wouldn't come back!
It was a scary video at the end!
It was disgusting!
Now, Hamada-san!
Yes!
Your legendary downturn was reenacted!
I thought you watched it a lot!
Right?
Yes!
Watanabe-kun's feelings are already...
But even my lips were stuck!
What kind of phenomenon is this?
Digital Fiction Show would like to see how downturned your story was from 1 to 10!
Your downturn, please!
Yes!
8 points!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
What about your reason?
It really did look like a downturn!
A downturn?!
That's a different story!
That's right!
What?!
I was listening to your downturn!
If I could see it, I wouldn't!
Entry No. 2!
I was just so nervous! He was someone I really admired!
His passion for comedy is amazing!
These two people who talk about it all the time!
Fujiwara!
I'm really happy to be here with you, but...
I'm still overwhelmed by what Matsumoto-san said...
I'm overwhelmed and I can't help but laugh...
When Hamada-san gets slapped in the face...
At that moment...
Wow... I'm so happy!
It's amazing that anyone can get slapped!
I love downturn-san!
His love for downturn is strong!
There's no other way to say it!
On the contrary, thank you!
Tonight, his feelings will reach downtown!
Fujiwara!
He's so annoying! He slapped me in the face!
If only I hadn't caught a cold!
Let's go to the health center!
Excuse me!
- He didn't say it! - Doctor!
- He didn't say it!
He's amazing! What is that?!
Insurance teacher?!
That's the guy from downtown Hamada when I was in elementary school!
What?!
Insurance teacher?!
You scared me! Who is it?!
Insurance teacher?!
That's right!
That's unique!
That's the guy from downtown Hamada when I was in elementary school!
That's right!
You did?!
That's right!
Why did you make that face?!
I'm a big fan of downtown!
That's why you made that face?!
That's right!
You did?!
That's right!
Before that, I want to say something.
You came here and got hurt.
You must be crazy about smartphones.
Why don't you quit?
I'm sorry.
There was a movie I really wanted to watch.
You can watch it at home.
I'm sorry.
What movie did you watch?
Japan Sea.
Japan Sea?!
Why?!
What movie is that?!
"Japan Sea" from "Showa Teppu".
That's Hamada's role!
That's nostalgic!
Who's in that movie?!
I'm not in it!
You're not in it?!
I'm not in it!
What happened?
I got into a fight with a guy who was annoying me and I got hit in the face.
You got into a fight with a guy who was annoying you and you got hit in the face?!
You're so annoying!
You're the title of "condorime" that was a trio of downtown, high heel and silver sage!
That's "condorime"'s title!
Should we just leave it at that?
It's not fun.
It's so hot in here.
I came to get some cold medicine.
Don't judge things on your own.
Let's measure your body temperature.
It's hot in here!
Measure it!
It's so annoying!
You know, I have two sons.
Is that so?
They're so mischievous!
Is that so?
What's their name?
Masashi Hitoshi.
That's "downtown" when they're laughing!
What is that?!
It's not "masatosu," it's "masashi!"
"masatosu"?
Why is it "masashi"?
Is that enough?
Can you lend me some?
What is it?
gobugobu.
Hamada-san's show in Osaka!
No, no, no, no, no.
No?
"downtown"'s mini-album.
There was one!
"gobugobu"'s title...
"downtown" kissing...
jacket's mini-album.
There was one!
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Don't mess with me!
Cut it out!
Don't mess with me!
Cut it out!
No talent!
Cut it out! Cut it out!
That's not it! Cut it out!
Wait a minute!
Is there really heat in this?
I'm telling you, there is!
Do you feel better? Do you feel better?
No, I don't feel better.
I'm a little dizzy, so I don't think I'll feel better.
Also...
If you really want to sleep, you should sleep.
No, I slept a lot yesterday, so I can't sleep.
I'll sing you "komori."
No, no, what are you thinking?!
Yes!
No, don't make me hungry!
What is this?!
Even so...
It's full of cocaine...
Look at it, shoot it, look at it, earn it, look at it, politics...
That's why...
Why are you singing?!
Why are you "Ikage no Ninja" Katsuhiko?!
"I love Gray", "sister ninja" or something like that...
Who remembers it?!
That's enough!
It's not?!
It's "Eccentric Boy"!
It's that group!
It's that group! It's usually that group!
It's always that group!
Why is it the ending?!
No one remembers the ending of "Eccentric Boy"!
It's that group!
Carboy's older brother, you came to borrow money again, didn't you?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
I said I'm sorry, didn't you?!
Can I ask you something?!
Yes, yes...
Go take a bath!
No, no, I have a fever! I won't take a bath!
You can't?!
I'll take a shower!
Okay, I'll go...
Wait a minute! Do you know how to take a shower?!
I know it!
You twist your mouth, right?!
I know it!
It'll come out!
I know it!
Hurry up and take a shower!
What are you trying to do?!
Full of power!
Powerful!
Powerful body!
What is this?!
Is this the old "Downtown" commercial?!
I'm so happy!
You're so excited!
I'm going back to class now!
Wait a minute!
What is this?!
Why are you crying?!
It hurts!
Why are you crying?!
What is this?!
It's four o'clock in the evening, Matsumoto-san!
Why is it like this all of a sudden?!
I won't cry anymore...
While crying...
I sang "Full Heart" for you, but...
While crying...
"Full Heart" for you, but...
No talent!
No more!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
The audience...
I don't know!
They're saying a lot of things!
They're laughing because they know!
I'm getting angry!
It hurts!
You're funny when you're angry!
I really thought you'd slip!
You're so...
Can you not flip your lips like that?!
Dry it!
Dry your lips!
Dry it!
You're so down-to-earth!
You're almost bad-mouthed!
What are you saying?!
I love you!
I'm not bad-mouthed!
You're messing with me!
I've seen you since middle school!
I've been asking you!
You're a stalker!
I'm a stalker?!
You came into the studio...
And you're eating with Matsumoto-san!
You're a stalker!
Matsumoto-san is really...
He's a stalker!
I'm a stalker!
We could finally eat together...
But you told me off so much...
It was so funny!
It's so funny!
Give me back my feelings!
It was the same thing!
It was the same atmosphere!
You said "sue" first!
I was so angry!
You said "sue" first!
I was already thinking of saying "sue" first!
Before that!
I said "sue" first!
And when I said "sue"...
You said "sue" first!
Where is the person who said "sue" first?!
You're scary!
Let's talk about it later!
Everyone is still talking!
When I went into the farmhouse, I heard a "shin" sound.
"What's wrong with this?" I said.
It was such a light Korean ramen that I couldn't eat a single one.
"Everyone, be careful!" I said. "Why is Fujiwara like this?" I said.
Fujiwara, who grasped his heart with past stories, obtained 9 hearts!
Entry No. 3
Maybe it's not love...
KING OF KONTO 2019 OWNER...
DOBRO!
It was the first time for me to win the YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX on this show.
At that time, I was really nervous.
The two of you were sitting at the back of the stage.
I couldn't say anything because I was nervous.
I just said, "Let's do it!"
I didn't mean to laugh.
I just said it straight.
Maybe it's not love...
We prioritized our feelings.
Maybe it's love...
Shout out love with kids!
DOBRO!
Thank you for having me.
Today, I sang about my feelings for you.
Please listen to me.
I have a wish for you two.
Thank you.
Even when nothing goes well and you want to give up everything,
you guys on TV always make me smile when I realize it.
Even when you're blamed for not being able to do it and you don't even know the meaning of life,
you guys on TV always make me smile when I realize it.
And now we're singing in front of downtown.
Before we can't see anything with tears,
we want you to ask us one thing.
Our wish...
I want to see the progress of downtown.
I want to see the progress of each and every Hamada.
Big or small, I don't care.
I want to see the progress of God of Hamada once.
What are you talking about?
I want to see the progress of downtown.
I want to see the progress of God of Hamada once.
I want to see the progress of downtown.
I want to see the progress of God of Hamada once.
If my life runs out,
I wish I could remember the progress of downtown.
It's not good.
Thank you very much!
It was really good at first!
I was about to cry!
I thought it was dangerous!
You guys are dangerous!
You guys are really dangerous!
What were you thinking when you did it?
I want to see it!
I'm sure you all want to see it in the same way!
It's like you're hypnotized!
Doburock is overwhelmed with love, laughter and emotion!
He won nine hearts!
At first, I thought I was happy just meeting you,
but as I get closer to you, I want to see you!
But I did a manzai performance at the 110th anniversary the other day,
and when I went to the bathroom from the stage,
Imada kept following me, talking to me, and staring at me!
I envy you!
I've seen you since you were in your 20s!
I want to see you again!
The D-1 Grand Prix is still going on!
What kind of "downtown love" will the entertainers show us?
Downtown love